1 00:00:07,599 --> 00:00:09,988 Oh, my first X-rated movie. 2 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:15,525 I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever. 3 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:21,293 Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone. 4 00:00:21,359 --> 00:00:25,036 Guys, I feel bad. I mean, Jackie finally takes me back... 5 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:28,998 and I reward her by sneaking off to see some trashy porno babes. 6 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,526 Oh, wow! 7 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,283 That seems like it would tickle. 8 00:00:34,352 --> 00:00:38,148 Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies. 9 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:46,534 Oh, bravo, nice plot twist. 10 00:00:48,656 --> 00:00:50,860 All right, guys, I gotta go. 11 00:00:50,928 --> 00:00:53,099 I don't think Jackie would like me being here. 12 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,589 And you should pick up your dress on the way out. 13 00:00:59,951 --> 00:01:02,406 Oh, wow! 14 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,781 Does everyone do that? 15 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:08,459 Because I don't do that. 16 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,494 I just stick to two or three key moves and... 17 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:15,369 God, they don't even come close to that. 18 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,374 Oh, Eric, I have not done anything... 19 00:01:18,447 --> 00:01:22,342 but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that. 20 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,192 Jackie, you know I love you... 21 00:02:00,264 --> 00:02:02,653 and you know how much I've changed, right? 22 00:02:02,727 --> 00:02:05,444 Yeah? 23 00:02:05,512 --> 00:02:08,261 Oh, what'd you do? 24 00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:10,237 I went to a stag film. 25 00:02:10,312 --> 00:02:13,246 But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. 26 00:02:13,319 --> 00:02:17,378 It was just naked people having sex. 27 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:19,782 Go ahead and punish me. 28 00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:22,629 No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. 29 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:25,063 You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded. 30 00:02:26,184 --> 00:02:29,151 Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? 31 00:02:30,855 --> 00:02:33,855 Is it a cash reward? 32 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:37,505 No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself. 33 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,397 Oh. 34 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:45,446 Mmm, smells good. Whatcha making? 35 00:02:45,511 --> 00:02:47,682 Oh, a little lemon meringue and pot roast... 36 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,370 and my sister Paula is coming and seven-layer salad. 37 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,368 Ahh. Seven-lay... Hey, wait a second. 38 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,669 Red, now please, be nice. We haven't seen her in almost six years. 39 00:02:57,735 --> 00:03:02,208 - Yeah, not since she got arrested. - No, not arrested, detained. 40 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:07,906 She showed up in the backseat of a police car with lights flashing. 41 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:12,286 I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati. 42 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,726 Oh, there she is. 43 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:18,370 You wait. She's gonna hit me up for money like she always does. 44 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:35,326 That's gonna cost me. 45 00:03:41,895 --> 00:03:44,350 - Oh, my God! - Kitty! 46 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:46,278 Oh, my God! Look at you! 47 00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:49,026 I know, I know, I'm fabulous. 48 00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:54,975 - Look, huh, at me. - Oh, my God. 49 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:57,502 You're wearing stockings. Red, she's wearing stockings. 50 00:03:57,575 --> 00:04:01,154 Oh, oh, and matching shoes! 51 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:05,730 Oh, come on, Red. I know you're dying for a nibble. 52 00:04:05,799 --> 00:04:09,115 Paula, you're so pink. 53 00:04:09,191 --> 00:04:14,690 Oh, well, sure, sure. I gotta match my brand-new car. 54 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:16,614 Go ahead, pet her. 55 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,826 Well, ooh, ooh, I wanna pet her too. 56 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:25,991 Why did you paint it with Pepto-Bismol? 57 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:31,968 It's not Pepto-Bismol. It's Luscious Blushes. 58 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:36,512 And only the top Kathy May salesperson gets one of these babies. 59 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,623 So you stole it from her? 60 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,721 I have all the money that I owe you. Here it is. 61 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:47,014 Oh, my God. You have cash. Red, she has cash. 62 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:52,673 Honey, Red, Red, Red, really, you don't have to count it. 63 00:04:52,743 --> 00:04:55,493 Oh, well, of course. You're family. 64 00:04:55,559 --> 00:04:59,104 Oh, honey, honey, honey! 65 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:03,201 Honesty's cool, man. It's like I can do anything wrong... 66 00:05:03,272 --> 00:05:06,403 and then ask for forgiveness, and then I'm good again. 67 00:05:06,471 --> 00:05:08,707 I mean, someone should invent a religion like that. 68 00:05:10,407 --> 00:05:13,756 Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie... 69 00:05:13,831 --> 00:05:17,661 were not completely... average? 70 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:22,277 Like, you know, they were way, way... 71 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:24,198 above average? 72 00:05:25,735 --> 00:05:29,532 Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. 73 00:05:29,607 --> 00:05:34,047 You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 74 00:05:35,911 --> 00:05:39,294 What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. 75 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:42,433 In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny. 76 00:05:44,231 --> 00:05:47,548 See now, Fez, that's not honest. 77 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:51,365 I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. 78 00:05:51,432 --> 00:05:55,294 What I'm saying is, is from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. 79 00:05:55,368 --> 00:05:58,401 In fact, I'm gonna come clean to Jackie about everything. 80 00:06:00,039 --> 00:06:04,032 Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. 81 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:06,405 We are all small in the pants. 82 00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:13,765 Kelso, this might be your best idea ever. You know what? 83 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:18,086 You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told to Jackie, and I'll help you. 84 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:21,413 'Cause all's I really want is for you to be happy. 85 00:06:21,479 --> 00:06:23,846 Hey, you guys, honestly... 86 00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:27,905 you don't think Donna's, you know, bored, right? 87 00:06:27,975 --> 00:06:31,291 'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. 88 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:34,084 And I've done the same move, like... 89 00:06:34,151 --> 00:06:36,006 always. 90 00:06:37,287 --> 00:06:39,742 I'll bet they go to a special school or something. 91 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:41,703 I mean, they're like doctors at doing it. 92 00:06:43,175 --> 00:06:45,029 Eric, dinner. 93 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:48,989 Oh, no. Now I have to act normal. 94 00:06:51,815 --> 00:06:53,669 But I get to eat, yeah! 95 00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:07,169 - Aunt Paula, you look great. - Oh. 96 00:07:07,239 --> 00:07:09,727 And so pink. 97 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,622 Oh, Eric, you're so cute. 98 00:07:11,687 --> 00:07:14,556 Here's 20 bucks. 99 00:07:14,631 --> 00:07:16,704 Aunt Paula is awesome! 100 00:07:18,695 --> 00:07:21,859 So, Paula, tell me more about the ship captain. 101 00:07:21,927 --> 00:07:23,934 Oh, that was just a fling, you know. 102 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:26,428 Didn't you have a fiancé the last time we saw you? 103 00:07:26,503 --> 00:07:29,886 Red, now there is no reason to rehash ancient history, is there? 104 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,913 No, it's okay. It turned out he lived on some sort of commune... 105 00:07:34,983 --> 00:07:36,990 where everyone called him God. 106 00:07:37,063 --> 00:07:39,332 And there were... there were guns. 107 00:07:39,399 --> 00:07:43,906 And I really could never figure out why God would need a gun. 108 00:07:43,975 --> 00:07:47,291 But there were some fun parties. Whoo! 109 00:07:54,215 --> 00:07:57,084 That's hilarious! 110 00:07:57,159 --> 00:08:01,436 Life has gotten so much better since I moved to Indianapolis. 111 00:08:01,511 --> 00:08:05,188 I mean, things move so much faster in the big city. 112 00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:07,622 One day you're wondering if you'll ever find happiness... 113 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:12,194 and the next, you're waving the starting flag at the Indy 500. 114 00:08:14,215 --> 00:08:16,998 - You waved the Indy flag? - Mm-hmm. 115 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,641 Oh, God, you're the coolest. 116 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:24,770 Mom, how funny is it that while Aunt Paula was at Indy... 117 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:27,905 you were probably at, like, Price Mart. 118 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:37,629 Ooh, ooh, ooh, who wants pie? It's meringue. 119 00:08:37,703 --> 00:08:42,373 Well, enough about me. Kitty, dear, what have you been up to? 120 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,675 Well, you know, it's funny you should ask... 121 00:08:44,743 --> 00:08:47,230 because we have been super, super busy. 122 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:50,686 Oh, no, she quit her job. She's not up to anything. It's kind of boring. 123 00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:55,298 So, did you meet Dick Trickle? 124 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,374 Eric! 125 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:05,537 What? He's a race car driver. 126 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:08,836 His name is Dick Trickle. 127 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:12,514 Oh, my God, listen to my voice! I'm so loud! 128 00:09:21,415 --> 00:09:26,467 Oh, well, will you look at this? Here's me, captain of the cheerleaders. 129 00:09:26,535 --> 00:09:30,113 "Most likely to succeed." "Best laugh." 130 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,461 Oh, here's Paula. 131 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,437 What's that on her cheek? 132 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:42,016 Oh, she had a little sledding accident with her face that year. 133 00:09:42,086 --> 00:09:44,956 - Typical. - I know. 134 00:09:46,823 --> 00:09:48,994 Things were so different then. 135 00:09:52,903 --> 00:09:56,001 Kitty, oh! You so deserve this. You're the best. 136 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,919 Oh, aren't you sweet? 137 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,932 Boy, oh, boy, Chet sure is lucky. 138 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:05,917 He's got the keenest girl in school. 139 00:10:05,991 --> 00:10:08,194 Oh, stop! 140 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:11,012 - Congratulations, Kitty. - Thanks, Paula. 141 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,021 I knew you'd win. You always do. 142 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:16,357 - No, not always. - Well, I want a kiss from the queen. 143 00:10:16,423 --> 00:10:21,279 Well, Chet, you have been an awfully loyal subject. 144 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:24,133 You guys, I'd like you to meet my date, Marvin. 145 00:10:25,703 --> 00:10:29,477 Marvin? Sweetie? Sweetie? 146 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,486 Okay. 147 00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:34,820 Okay. 148 00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:45,381 And now, I'm a housewife... 149 00:10:45,446 --> 00:10:50,018 and she goes on cruises with Dick Trickle. 150 00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:53,729 You don't know what she's not telling you. 151 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:56,188 I mean, just because she's more successful than you... 152 00:10:56,262 --> 00:10:58,335 doesn't mean that she's happy. 153 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:03,333 More successful? 154 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:06,246 Well, it's just that she has so many... 155 00:11:07,495 --> 00:11:10,877 And she's... she's very... 156 00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:13,853 Look, money. 157 00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:21,118 I love it when you do that. 158 00:11:21,191 --> 00:11:23,296 Good to know. Good to know. 159 00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:27,328 And how about when I do this? 160 00:11:34,471 --> 00:11:36,991 Geez, Eric, what the hell? 161 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,583 Okay, okay, I'll just go back up to the ear. 162 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,176 Get away from me, you pig! 163 00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:44,221 Where are my pants? 164 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:48,867 Wait. Wait, it was an accident. 165 00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:50,877 Look, I have a feather. 166 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:01,117 He did? 167 00:12:01,182 --> 00:12:03,037 What the heck for? 168 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:04,957 I don't know. 169 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:10,302 In like what universe is that sexy? 170 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:14,840 Only one... the skinny, pervert universe. 171 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,450 It was just so strange. 172 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:22,518 I mean, usually he just sticks to, like, two or three key moves. 173 00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:27,255 You know, I bet it's because of that nudie flick they saw yesterday. 174 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,814 They went to an X-rated movie? 175 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:33,115 Didn't Eric tell you? 176 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,906 No. 177 00:12:38,526 --> 00:12:41,177 God, why would Eric go see something like that? 178 00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:43,221 I mean, is our sex life so boring... 179 00:12:43,294 --> 00:12:46,643 that he has to sneak around and watch other people do it? 180 00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:49,402 Donna, of course it is. 181 00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:52,122 It's okay. 182 00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:04,117 So, um, what's going on here? 183 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:08,794 Packing a picnic lunch for your next African safari? 184 00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:12,539 No, I thought I'd make my strudel for the boys. 185 00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:16,185 It feels nice having people to cook for. 186 00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:19,350 Huh. 187 00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:21,692 Well, um... 188 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,613 Sounds like your, uh... 189 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,264 jet-set life gets pretty lonely, huh? 190 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,822 - Oh, no, I have lots of friends. - Oh, right, right. 191 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:31,709 But, um, all the friends in the world... 192 00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:35,702 don't make up for having to come home from the Bahamas to an empty house, do they? 193 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,069 I actually enjoy my privacy. 194 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:42,037 Hmm, privacy. 195 00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:45,787 Loneliness. It's a fine line, isn't it? 196 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:48,604 Okay, Kitty, is something wrong? 197 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:51,899 Yeah, something is wrong. Why are you here? 198 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,909 Because I missed you. 199 00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:58,041 And I wanted you to see that I'm finally okay. 200 00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,631 Okay or better than me? 201 00:14:00,702 --> 00:14:04,314 Better than you? Oh, Kitty, you're my sister and... 202 00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:09,336 Fine. I'm finally a success, and I wanted to come back and rub your face in it. 203 00:14:09,407 --> 00:14:12,025 And I did, and I liked it! 204 00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:23,293 Well, good for you. 205 00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:27,864 It must have been hard living in my shadow, because I was popular and you weren't. 206 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,230 And I had a life and you didn't. That's right. I said it. 207 00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:34,872 You heard me. You were a schlub. A schlub! 208 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,860 Oh, I am so sorry. 209 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,294 Oh, I'm sorry too. 210 00:14:47,358 --> 00:14:50,740 Oh, I just... I don't know what is the matter with me. 211 00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:53,236 - I know. - I should be just thrilled... 212 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:55,798 that you're finally on your feet, and instead, I'm just... 213 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,237 I'm acting like a jealous little ninny. 214 00:14:58,302 --> 00:15:01,750 Kitty, would you like a makeover? 215 00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:04,986 Oh, I really would. 216 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:06,745 Okay. 217 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:09,945 I-I won't look like a whore, will I? 218 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,584 No, no, I promise. 219 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,725 Okay, Jackie. 220 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:21,206 There are some things I haven't been honest about that I feel like you should know. 221 00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,547 Okay. 222 00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,949 Why are they here? 223 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:29,691 Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out that it's not really honesty... 224 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,508 unless your friends are allowed to watch. 225 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,967 So, anyway, I made a list. 226 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,373 The list was my idea. 227 00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:43,348 Thank you for that, Hyde. 228 00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,943 Okay, so let's just get started. 229 00:15:46,015 --> 00:15:49,048 Um, that picture you saw of me in kindergarten? 230 00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:52,730 Those weren't puffy pants. It was a big boy diaper. 231 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:59,991 And that time you came out of the shower, and you thought you saw a flash? 232 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:01,916 I did take your picture. 233 00:16:05,726 --> 00:16:08,443 This one time you asked me if you had anything in your teeth? 234 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,674 And you did, but I said no, 'cause it's funnier that way. 235 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:21,234 When we were about to fool around, and I said that I washed my hands? 236 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,474 But really I just got done playing with like six dogs. 237 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:34,556 - But that's not as bad... - All right, Michael, stop! 238 00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:38,844 Okay, Michael, I think we need to work on selective honesty. 239 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,918 Yes, that and basic hygiene. 240 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,865 Seriously, good God, man. 241 00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:49,789 Okay, Michael... 242 00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:54,262 unless one of your secrets involves kissing a girl, I don't need to know about it. 243 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,437 Okay. All right. 244 00:16:57,502 --> 00:17:01,364 Oh, science fact. Dogs are cleaner than humans. 245 00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:08,244 Oh, you poor pink bastard. 246 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,483 Well, well! 247 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,851 What have we here? 248 00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:24,279 All right. I got 20 minutes till my wife comes back... 249 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:26,205 so, uh, pucker up. 250 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,508 Okay, you two lovebirds. 251 00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:34,429 I'm off. 252 00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:36,567 Oh, bye-bye, Red. Oh! 253 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,060 Oh, Paula, thank you so much. 254 00:17:39,134 --> 00:17:41,109 Oh, oh, Kitty. 255 00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:43,124 What are sisters for, huh? 256 00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,303 I'll talk to you in a couple of days. 257 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:47,349 And you remember what I said. 258 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,761 Oui, oui, ma soeur. 259 00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:05,368 So what's with all the French? 260 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:09,180 - Did she call me something? - No. 261 00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:12,792 She said, "Search for life to live life," which is my new motto. 262 00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,717 Paula made me see that I have been in a rut. 263 00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:19,005 But the good news is, from now on, I am just going to explore life. 264 00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:22,013 But you're... 265 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:29,336 You're all pretty now with your big red lips. Isn't that enough? 266 00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:32,472 Oh, I love you, Red Forman. 267 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,397 And no. 268 00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:40,724 All right, fine. But if you paint my car pink, it's over. 269 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:52,248 Oh, hey, I was just looking at... Hey! 270 00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:57,336 Okay, where did you get the idea to... 271 00:19:00,414 --> 00:19:03,643 do what you did? 272 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,427 I went to see this movie... 273 00:19:06,494 --> 00:19:08,916 and it was a... 274 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,964 Well, I guess you could call it an art film. 275 00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:14,813 - Eric! - Okay, fine, Donna. It was an X-rated film. 276 00:19:14,878 --> 00:19:17,780 And it just... There were all these people... 277 00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:20,571 and they were doing all these things that we've never done. 278 00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:25,723 And it seemed like they really enjoyed doing this one thing especially. 279 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:31,093 And I just thought, you know, who would enjoy doing that one thing especially? 280 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:33,173 My lady. 281 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,604 Eric, listen to me... 282 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,579 because this is gosh-darn important. 283 00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:43,128 You don't do that, not without asking. 284 00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:47,932 So, if I had asked... 285 00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:50,234 The answer's still no! 286 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,481 Are you bored with our sex life? 287 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:58,300 Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. 288 00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,221 I figured that you had to be bored. 289 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:04,509 And it was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special. 290 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,021 Oh, my God, you count? 291 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,357 No. 292 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,867 Oh, my God, that's so sweet. 293 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:20,699 But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird... 294 00:20:20,766 --> 00:20:23,733 gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. 295 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,078 Or tell you to back the hell off. 296 00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:34,905 - Right. - Because no matter how much I love you... 297 00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:37,211 that was unpleasant. 298 00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:45,217 I'm sorry, you guys. I can't hang out. I gotta go meet Jackie. 299 00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:49,656 Don't look at me like that. 300 00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:52,994 All right, five more minutes, but that is it. 301 00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:56,320 Come on. Who wants to show me their belly, huh? 302 00:20:56,386 --> 00:21:00,128 Come on. Come here, buddy! 303 00:21:04,578 --> 00:21:07,709 Come here, baby. Who's my little baby, huh? 304 00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:10,648 Who's my little baby?