1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,207 Okay, here comes Kelso. 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,126 Oh, this is going to be so good. 3 00:00:07,191 --> 00:00:09,679 But plug your nose, because it's also going to be foul. 4 00:00:12,407 --> 00:00:16,914 - All right, somebody put a stink bomb in my backpack! - Oh! 5 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:20,562 And when I find out who, I'm gonna kick some ass! 6 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:22,900 Why must people be cruel? 7 00:00:25,527 --> 00:00:29,455 Yeah, 'cause now I gotta go see Jackie smelling like a skunk. 8 00:00:29,527 --> 00:00:34,262 And Jackie hates skunks, except for Pepé le Pew. 9 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:36,978 And, you gotta admit, for a skunk, he's pretty romantic. 10 00:00:40,343 --> 00:00:43,191 Okay, guys, I've got five stink bombs left. 11 00:00:43,256 --> 00:00:45,907 Let's go ruin someone else's day. 12 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,758 Sorry, guys. I'm going to the movies with Donna. 13 00:00:48,823 --> 00:00:52,401 It's like we hardly see each other, now that she got that job at the radio station. 14 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:55,952 Yeah, you're the wife of a famous radio personality. 15 00:00:56,024 --> 00:00:58,479 Go bake me a pie, Martha. 16 00:00:58,552 --> 00:01:01,334 Oh, my God. 17 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,466 Donna's on the radio. She's doing the farm report right now. 18 00:01:06,455 --> 00:01:08,310 And in pork belly news... 19 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:10,928 prices have risen to nearly 54 cents per pound. 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,164 Mmm-mmm, bacon! 21 00:01:14,232 --> 00:01:18,388 Pork belly prices. How cute is that? 22 00:01:18,456 --> 00:01:21,587 And I'll be back at 3:00, 4:00 and 5:00 with more updates. 23 00:01:21,656 --> 00:01:23,990 Until then, keep on farmin'. 24 00:01:24,055 --> 00:01:27,404 Is that okay? I just added that. I did hit the button. 25 00:01:27,479 --> 00:01:30,229 Oh! 26 00:01:30,296 --> 00:01:34,125 She's staying late again? Oh, God. 27 00:01:34,199 --> 00:01:38,956 How much fast-breaking pork belly news can there possibly be? 28 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,236 That's it. I'm goin' down there. 29 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:47,055 - Well, that conversation's going to go badly. - How do you know? 30 00:01:47,127 --> 00:01:50,094 I put a stink bomb in his back pocket. 31 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:55,380 You're doin' the rest of the farm reports? Come on. 32 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,302 I thought we were goin' to the movies. 33 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,921 Well, Janice called in sick, so... 34 00:01:59,992 --> 00:02:02,708 Why do you smell like butt? 35 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:06,256 That is none of your business, okay? 36 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,694 Okay, Donna, look. I think we need to talk. 37 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,126 I think this job is really cutting into your Eric time. 38 00:02:12,343 --> 00:02:14,198 My "Eric time"? 39 00:02:14,263 --> 00:02:18,005 And I'm very concerned about your diminishing Eric time... 40 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,493 because it directly affects me, you know. 41 00:02:21,655 --> 00:02:24,405 I'm Eric. 42 00:02:24,471 --> 00:02:27,406 Hey, thanks for staying late again, Donna. 43 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,680 You know, you might just turn this into a full-time gig. 44 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:33,462 Hey, I'm her full-time gig. 45 00:02:33,527 --> 00:02:38,000 No offense. You stink, dude. 46 00:02:38,071 --> 00:02:41,105 Here's those tickets. Enjoy the show. 47 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:45,942 - Tickets? - I know I've been working a lot lately. 48 00:02:46,007 --> 00:02:47,862 I wanted to make it up to you, so I got Max... 49 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:50,131 to hook us up with Ted Nugent tickets for everybody! 50 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:53,941 The Motor City Madman? No way! 51 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,658 Oh, my disappointment is melting... 52 00:02:56,727 --> 00:03:00,175 into a mixture of excitement and guilt. 53 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,669 - Great. That's what I was going for. - Oh! 54 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:42,142 As soon as I saw that skunk, I knew... 55 00:03:42,212 --> 00:03:45,026 that I had to capture it and return it to the zoo... 56 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:49,347 where it could maybe, just maybe... 57 00:03:49,411 --> 00:03:51,200 fall in love like you and I. 58 00:03:51,267 --> 00:03:55,195 - Oh! Michael, that is so sweet. - Yeah. 59 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:58,049 That's me... sweet. 60 00:03:58,115 --> 00:04:01,312 So, here we are. 61 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:06,845 What to do. What to do. 62 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:09,054 Oh, I know what we can do. It. 63 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:13,728 No, Michael, I'm not doing "it" in a car. 64 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,643 Now that we're back together, I want it to be special. 65 00:04:16,707 --> 00:04:20,090 I want our second first time to be magical. 66 00:04:20,164 --> 00:04:23,295 I can do magic. Check it out. 67 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,567 Hmm? Hmm? 68 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:30,686 Michael, I'm serious. 69 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:33,090 Jackie, I just removed a finger! 70 00:04:35,203 --> 00:04:38,400 All right, how about this? 71 00:04:38,467 --> 00:04:40,354 We'll have a special day... 72 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:43,616 just dedicated to all the romantic magic you want. 73 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:47,425 That's a great idea. But you know what would be even better? 74 00:04:47,492 --> 00:04:50,306 If we did it right now? 75 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:53,154 No! That instead of one day... 76 00:04:53,219 --> 00:04:55,074 we have a whole week of romantic magic. 77 00:04:56,388 --> 00:04:59,105 Well, that would be seven times longer. 78 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:01,114 And seven times better. 79 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:04,962 And seven times longer. Yea. 80 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:09,408 You know, our anniversary's comin' up. 81 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,330 Eighteen years. 82 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:13,883 I can still remember the first time I saw Midgie. 83 00:05:13,955 --> 00:05:16,573 She was the tallest girl in chemistry class. 84 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:20,059 And Bob was the shortest boy. 85 00:05:20,131 --> 00:05:24,387 But what he lacked in height, he made up for in shortness. 86 00:05:30,179 --> 00:05:33,311 Red, um, remember when we first met? 87 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:36,732 Like it was yesterday. 88 00:05:39,588 --> 00:05:43,810 It was 1952 at a U.S.O. dance. 89 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:46,777 Me and my buddies were blowin' off steam. 90 00:05:52,451 --> 00:05:55,135 And, suddenly, I saw her. 91 00:05:58,243 --> 00:06:01,887 She was the most beautiful girl in the joint. 92 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,778 Hiya, dame. Wanna shake a leg? 93 00:06:06,851 --> 00:06:09,339 No, thanks. 94 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,378 - It wasn't a question. - I think it was, mister. 95 00:06:12,451 --> 00:06:14,523 Mind if I cut in? 96 00:06:14,595 --> 00:06:16,418 It's none of your business, bell-bottom. 97 00:06:16,483 --> 00:06:19,200 I think you could use a little punch, leatherneck. 98 00:06:25,572 --> 00:06:28,354 Oh, you're in big trouble, Red Forman. 99 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:31,681 Huh? 100 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:34,649 I said, you're in big trouble, Red Forman. 101 00:06:34,723 --> 00:06:37,276 You're thinking of some other girl. 102 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,234 That's not how we met at all. 103 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:42,595 Oh. 104 00:06:42,659 --> 00:06:44,514 Oh! 105 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:49,122 Uh-oh. 106 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,994 Fez, what's in the box? 107 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,426 Counterfeit concert T-shirts. 108 00:06:55,491 --> 00:06:57,452 Me and Hyde are going to sell them after the show. 109 00:06:58,915 --> 00:07:00,770 Oh, how entrepreneurial of you. 110 00:07:00,835 --> 00:07:04,032 You see, I figure with the original concert T's going for $15... 111 00:07:04,099 --> 00:07:07,711 we sell ours for 10, I turn a $50 investment into 250 bucks. 112 00:07:07,779 --> 00:07:09,470 Where'd you get 50 bucks? I thought you were broke. 113 00:07:09,539 --> 00:07:12,703 I sneaked it from your Candy Land stash. 114 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:15,192 So if you think about it, it's all profit. 115 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:19,453 Okay, fine. Can I borrow $50? 116 00:07:21,155 --> 00:07:23,675 Hey, you wanna see what 50 stolen bucks can buy? 117 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,658 Fez! It's "Ted" Nugent! 118 00:07:30,723 --> 00:07:33,178 Uh-huh. Tad Nugent. 119 00:07:33,251 --> 00:07:35,934 No, man. I'm saying "Ted." 120 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:38,370 I'm saying Tad too. 121 00:07:38,435 --> 00:07:40,769 - No, you're not. It says "Tad." - I know it says "Tad." 122 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,875 I'm the one who put it on there. 123 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:44,802 I don't know why we're fighting. What's the problem here? 124 00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:47,234 Because the shirt says "Tad." 125 00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:49,274 Exactly. 126 00:07:49,347 --> 00:07:53,143 - But the "A" should be an "E." - That's not how you spell "Tad." 127 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:55,641 No. That's how you spell "Ted." 128 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:59,965 Oh. 129 00:08:00,035 --> 00:08:04,475 These shirts are useless. Now Forman's out 50 bucks. 130 00:08:19,971 --> 00:08:24,760 You know, it's hard enough trying to remember this without you two staring at me. 131 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:27,224 Hey, I could hypnotize you. 132 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,266 I know! You could retrace your steps. 133 00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:32,226 What did you have for breakfast? 134 00:08:36,003 --> 00:08:38,523 Oh, hi, Kitty. Uh, you know... 135 00:08:38,595 --> 00:08:42,141 I was just thinking about how much I love you. 136 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:47,000 - So, you remember yet? - Yes! No. 137 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:52,157 It was November 17, 1953 at a U.S.O. dance. 138 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:56,897 I remember because it was the most important moment of my life! 139 00:08:56,963 --> 00:08:59,996 Really, Kitty? 140 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:03,645 Because in November 1953... 141 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:06,498 I was in Korea. 142 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:10,174 So I'm pretty sure that you were talking to someone else. 143 00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:15,068 Are you sure? 144 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,954 Maybe-Maybe you came home for the weekend. 145 00:09:18,019 --> 00:09:21,435 Not from Korea. 146 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:24,409 Oh, great. Now, neither one of us knows how we met. 147 00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:29,339 Well, you better get your thinking cap on, mister. 148 00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:39,737 Thank you, Wisconsin! Good night! 149 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:43,902 - That was the coolest, most bitchin' concert! - That was so cool! 150 00:09:43,971 --> 00:09:45,826 - Totally! - That was cool. 151 00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:48,258 All right, let's go try and sell these stupid T-shirts. 152 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:51,618 God, Michael, this was the most magical night. 153 00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:55,425 You know, during the concert, I rewrote some of Ted Nugent's songs with your name in it. 154 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,858 Okay, which one do you like better... 155 00:09:57,923 --> 00:10:03,553 "Cat Scratch Jackie" or "Jackie Scratch Fever"? 156 00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:05,724 I love them both! 157 00:10:07,747 --> 00:10:09,689 - What do you wanna do now? - Uh... 158 00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:13,374 Ooh! We can go around back and watch the tour buses from behind the chain-link fence. 159 00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:16,924 - Great idea! - Hiya, kids. Enjoy the show? 160 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:20,540 Are you kidding? I'm deaf! 161 00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:24,858 You can say that again, Max. 162 00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:27,931 Well, you know, I'm startin' to come down. 163 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:31,166 I mean, I'm getting tired. 164 00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:33,601 Uh, why don't you take this? 165 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,700 Oh, my God. A backstage pass. 166 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:42,238 Oh, yeah! Oh, too bad there's only one, huh? 167 00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:44,576 I'll be back in five minutes, I swear. 168 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:47,959 - You're going? - Well, don't you want me to? 169 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:51,450 Of course I do. 170 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:55,003 That's why I said, "Oh, you're going! Yea!" 171 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,668 You're the best! 172 00:10:59,651 --> 00:11:04,506 Yeah, that's... Yeah, that's good. That's nice for her. 173 00:11:06,402 --> 00:11:08,955 You'll never see her again. 174 00:11:09,026 --> 00:11:12,060 That's how I lost my first wife. 175 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,814 Damn you, Donny Osmond! 176 00:11:21,207 --> 00:11:23,695 T-shirts! 177 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,548 Get your crappy, misspelled T-shirts! 178 00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:31,732 Can't enjoy the after-party without your crappy, misspelled T-shirts! 179 00:11:33,174 --> 00:11:36,557 I rue the day I took you under my wing, my foreign friend. 180 00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:38,703 I'm sorry you feel that way, Hyde... 181 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,945 but I think that the time we spended together... 182 00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:44,081 has taught us each a little bit about tolerance... 183 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:46,998 humanity, friendship. 184 00:11:47,062 --> 00:11:48,917 Whatever. 185 00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:52,117 Ew! Michael, someone blew chunks. 186 00:11:56,566 --> 00:12:00,145 May I escort you across the vomit, my lady? 187 00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:02,604 Why, thank you, good sir. 188 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,721 I hate them. 189 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:12,303 You just bought yourself a barfy Todd Nugent T-shirt, mister! 190 00:12:14,006 --> 00:12:16,243 Fez. 191 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,961 It's Ted! 192 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:28,819 Hey, who ordered the redhead? 193 00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:33,102 Oh, my God. You're looking at me. 194 00:12:33,174 --> 00:12:35,214 Ted Nugent is looking at me. 195 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,189 Oh, my God! Stop looking at me! 196 00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:41,012 I'm Donna. I am, like, your biggest fan. 197 00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,966 Hi, Donna. Meet the other groupies. 198 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,885 This is Blonde Girl, the Other Blonde Girl... 199 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:47,633 Tall Girl, and the Tall Blonde Girl. 200 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,557 Well, actually, I'm not a groupie. 201 00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:52,208 I mean, I love you, but I work at a rock radio station. 202 00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:55,028 WFPP, "The Sound." I do the farm report. 203 00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:58,161 It's, like, a huge day for pork bellies. 204 00:12:58,231 --> 00:13:00,085 You don't care. Sorry. 205 00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:03,696 You work for a radio station? You wanna do an interview or somethin'? 206 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:06,800 Oh, my God. An interview would be amazing. 207 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:09,205 Do you have, um, a piece of paper, one of those, uh... 208 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,343 Pens. 209 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,513 Pens. Exactly. You are the best. 210 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:16,437 Okay, first question. 211 00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:19,634 Um... Uh... Oh, my God. Why are you so great? 212 00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,583 Hey, guys, have you seen Donna? 213 00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:27,443 Look, Forman, no offense. 214 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,576 We got more important things to worry about here. 215 00:13:30,646 --> 00:13:33,995 Right. Good luck in jail, guys. 216 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,413 You know, I had a dream like this once. 217 00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:42,195 Only I was handcuffed to Cheryl Tiegs... 218 00:13:42,262 --> 00:13:44,783 and you weren't wearing your sunglasses. 219 00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:58,397 It's not just tonight, you know. 220 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,215 Yeah, she's been blowing me off more and more. 221 00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:04,446 And she thinks I'll take it, but I won't. Uh-uh. 222 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,145 Can you lift your feet, please? 223 00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:14,395 Sorry. 224 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,605 And I'm not listenin' to your little story... 225 00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:18,529 so you really need to stop talkin' to yourself. 226 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,073 What is wrong with you people? 227 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:50,750 Come on! That was great! What, are you on dope? 228 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,955 Oh. 229 00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,921 Well, uh, I better go. My boyfriend's waiting. 230 00:15:00,994 --> 00:15:03,383 Thank you so much for the interview, Ted. 231 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:06,273 You're very welcome. You wanna stick around? I'll let you touch the guitar. 232 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:11,095 Really? All right! 233 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,112 Wait, you mean your guitar guitar, right? 234 00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,844 Yeah. 235 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,459 All right! Ooh! 236 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:25,052 Michael, I have to say, this has really been a magically romantic day. 237 00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:28,122 Actually, it's after midnight. 238 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:32,416 So it is now officially day two... 239 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:36,094 of magical romance week. 240 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:41,177 - Ta-da! - Oh, Michael! 241 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:47,104 And I've got some great stuff planned for the rest of the week. 242 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,651 We're gonna have a picnic, and I'm gonna cook for you. 243 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:53,984 Oh, and we're gonna go for a ride on a rickshaw. 244 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:03,520 You know what? You are the most romantic man in Point Place. 245 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,969 Yep. 246 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:10,719 You know, at first, I thought this was gonna suck. 247 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:13,175 But now I've really gotten into it... 248 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,585 and I'm glad that we're waiting seven days to do it. 249 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:18,497 God, Michael, you really have changed. 250 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,824 You're so different. 251 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:25,600 And we're different. 252 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:28,481 Okay, let's do it. Now! 253 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,448 Whoa. I-I thought you didn't wanna do it in a car. 254 00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:33,693 No, Michael, you're so irresistible, I can't wait. 255 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,617 What about the rest of the week? 256 00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:39,806 I mean, I rented a tux and patent leather shoes! 257 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,886 Okay, you guys, come on. Open up. I've had a really bad night. 258 00:16:45,954 --> 00:16:49,085 We need the car, Eric. 259 00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,609 We're gonna do it, and it's gonna be magical. 260 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:01,788 Oh, Red, it's killing me that I can't remember. 261 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,713 Huh? 262 00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:06,561 Oh, yeah, yeah, me too. 263 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,895 But I'll tell you one thing I remember. 264 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,475 I remember that you loved Manhattans. 265 00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:14,618 Oh, that's right. 266 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:17,308 That's what I used to drink. 267 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:23,575 Oh, I haven't had a Manhattan in 20 years. 268 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:35,288 Oh, boy, that takes me back. Oh! 269 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,510 Oh! 270 00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:45,724 Keep 'em coming. Oh, my. I'm as loose as a goose. 271 00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:49,336 Okay, let's do it. 272 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:58,621 Upsy-daisy. I need to use the ladies'... 273 00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:05,663 - You all right? - I bumped into your butt and fell down! 274 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:08,764 Sorry. My pants were, uh... 275 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:12,412 Hi. I'm Red Forman. 276 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,686 How do you do, Red Forman? 277 00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:16,609 I'm Kitty Sigurdson. 278 00:18:22,178 --> 00:18:24,698 You bumped into my butt and fell down? 279 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,192 And that's how we met? 280 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:28,956 I'm afraid so. 281 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:32,731 Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks... 282 00:18:32,802 --> 00:18:35,802 we go with the "I punched out a marine" story? 283 00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:39,169 And I wasn't drinking. I was reading to the blind. 284 00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,121 Sounds good. 285 00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:48,247 Oh, my God, Eric. I have so much to tell you. 286 00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:51,618 I actually met Ted Nugent, and I got an interview. 287 00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:56,286 And I know I said I'd be right back, but... It was so exciting! 288 00:18:56,354 --> 00:18:59,169 Oh. Yeah, my night too. 289 00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:03,228 I met the janitor. 290 00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:06,647 And then, I got to see Kelso take his pants off. 291 00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:08,794 Rock and roll! 292 00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:13,372 Eric, you're mad at me for going backstage to meet Ted Nugent? 293 00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:16,922 No, no. I'm mad at you because you ditched me. 294 00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:19,198 I didn't ditch you. 295 00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:22,681 This was Ted Nugent. This was a huge opportunity for me. 296 00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,950 So, come Monday, I don't have to just talk about the farm report. 297 00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:29,913 I can talk about the interview, like... an interviewer. 298 00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:32,353 Well, you know what, Donna? 299 00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:35,866 All I can say is that my mom never would have bailed on my dad like that. 300 00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:39,134 Yeah, I know. But they're married. 301 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,781 Okay. 302 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,704 Okay, forget it. 303 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,985 Let's just forget it. 304 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:55,676 You're sorry. Everything's fine. 305 00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:58,977 I never said I was sorry. 306 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:02,206 But... you are, right? 307 00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,957 I shouldn't have to be. 308 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:08,822 We are free! At last, we are free! 309 00:20:08,898 --> 00:20:12,673 Yeah. They tried to charge us with selling counterfeit merchandise. 310 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,625 But since Ted Nugent was misspelled, it wasn't really counterfeit. 311 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,544 It was just stupid. 312 00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:23,037 My ignorance of American youth culture finally paid off. 313 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:25,048 Hey, Donna, did you get to meet the Nuge? 314 00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:28,505 Yeah, it was awesome. I was right there with Ted Nugent. 315 00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:31,392 The Nuge! 316 00:20:31,457 --> 00:20:33,497 So, can we go now? 317 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:37,848 Excuse me! You're ruining the magic! 318 00:20:50,242 --> 00:20:52,064 You going to a clown funeral? 319 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,346 Shut up! I'm romantic. 320 00:20:56,417 --> 00:21:01,273 - Nice rental, Kelso. - Joke's on you. I bought it. 321 00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,353 Yeah, that's right. It's mine. 322 00:21:03,426 --> 00:21:05,946 Well, I think you look handsome, Michael. 323 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:10,524 Thank you, Jackie. Hey, Fez, you ever pull a rickshaw? 324 00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:12,252 What's a rickshaw? 325 00:21:12,322 --> 00:21:14,656 Come on. It's fun.