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There was water everywhere,
it was such a mess.
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That stinks.
How long are you out of the apartment?
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About five weeks.
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PENNY: Ugh!
Did you lose anything valuable?
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Well, the pipe was over my closet,
so all my clothes are gone.
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Oh, so, nothing. Great.
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- Do they know why the pipe burst?
- They didn't say.
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Buildings that have a combination
of copper and galvanized steel
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are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion
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caused by the mobility of ions
in the water.
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Can't have your head shoved
in a toilet as much as I did
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and not pick up a few things
about plumbing.
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Well, if you need a place to crash,
you can stay with us.
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Really?
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Of course, you can stay in Leonard's room
and we'll stay at my place.
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- You sure that's not an inconvenience?
- No, not at all.
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LEONARD: And We live with Sheldon,
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so the word inconvenience
has really lost all meaning.
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So, technically I'd be moving in
with my boyfriend?
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I guess so. And I finally get to
live alone with my husband.
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Oh, my, this is a big step.
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Mmm-hmm. For two of us,
it's in the right direction.
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Why are you all smiling like crazy people?
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Cohabitation with my girlfriend?
That's a great deal to process.
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- Mmm. It's only for five weeks.
- Yeah, and we'll be right across the hall.
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What do you think?
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I don't know, what if living together
kills the romance?
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Okay, you guys had sex one whole time.
Nothing can put out a fire like that.
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Yeah, but what happens when we
each get a peek behind the curtain?
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I mean, she...
She's never even seen me unshaven!
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You just shaved yesterday,
you're good for three months.
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Sheldon, I understand your apprehension,
but let me appeal to the scientist in you.
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Given the five-week end date,
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isn't it the perfect opportunity
to consider this an experiment
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and collect data on our compatibility?
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Don't try luring me in with sexy talk.
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Okay, Star Trek, the original series.
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The Enterprise was on a five-year mission
to explore new worlds.
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Think of this as your personal
five-week mission to do the same.
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Well, if you want to lure me in
with sexy talk, that's how you do it.
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Don't be proud of that.
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So, is that a yes?
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Not yet. I...
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How will I learn
if I'm comfortable living with Amy,
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or just comfortable
because I'm in my own apartment?
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You know, if this experiment is going to
be valid, I suggest a neutral environment.
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Well, where would you go?
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Well, ideally, an enclosed,
self-sustaining biodome in New Mexico,
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where we would eat crops
fertilized with our own waste.
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And you were worried about the romance.
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Okay, why don't you guys stay
across the hall and we will live here?
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Interesting. If my official residence
were across the hall,
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I wonder if I'd need to knock
every time I came over here.
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That's a good question.
Maybe just don't come over.
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You know, historically,
I don't do well with change.
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Okay, it won't be that bad. We wouldn't
even sit in your spot while you're gone.
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You're darn right, you wouldn't.
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No matter where I am,
this will always be my spot.
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Like an embassy in a foreign country,
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this seat is the sovereign soil
of my bottom.
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Just nod and smile, he's almost gone.
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Sheldon, what do you think?
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(EXHALES)
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- Very well, I'm on board.
- Seriously?
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Yes. I accept this five-week mission to
share a living space with my girlfriend.
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(SIGHS) Oh, this is so exciting.
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Well, now don't be surprised if
like Star Trek, it's canceled in three.
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I have to say,
I am happy with your OB-GYN.
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(CHUCKLES) Cool. 'Cause she says
you're doing a great job as
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"Weird friend who doesn't have to be
at every appointment."
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I'm the son of a gynecologist.
I could be helpful.
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It would help if you stopped telling me
I have a textbook cervix.
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The polite response is,
"Thank you for noticing."
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- Let me see the sonogram again.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, yeah! That's a good-looking baby
for a little gray blob.
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Yeah, we could name him Blobert.
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What if it's a girl?
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Bloberta. Or Blobbi with an
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Are we being silly
not finding out the sex?
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Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.
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If you want, you can find out right now.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-mmm.
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The doctor's gone for the day,
so it doesn't matter.
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Or somebody else knows
because they saw it in the folder.
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- You looked in our folder?
- It was an accident!
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The doctor left the folder on her desk.
It's not my fault I opened it and looked.
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So, you know the sex of our baby
and we don't?
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Flip a coin, you got a fifty-fifty shot.
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-(SCOFFS) God, Raj!
- That's unbelievable!
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But this is not a problem, okay?
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If you don't wanna know,
I don't have to tell you.
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We don't want you to know!
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Yeah, okay, well, that's a problem.
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You know, I'm very proud of you
for trying to live with Amy.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Mmm.
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Of course, the ideal way
to conduct this experiment would be
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with four pairs of identical
Sheldons and Amys.
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You know, one pair that was
neither dating nor living together,
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one pair that was dating
but not living together,
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one pair that was living together
but not dating,
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and then, of course one pair
that was living together and dating.
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Although, with that many Sheldons it'd be
such a party we'd never get anything done.
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That was a cute story. So, um...
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What did you wanna ask me?
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Well, you've lived with
your significant other for some time.
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I would like this experiment to go well.
Are there any insights you can share?
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Mmm. Well, the biggie is,
if she has an insane roommate,
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kick him out as soon as possible.
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You know, Leonard and I were very happy
before you came along.
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You've been roommates with Sheldon
forever. Do you have any advice?
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I'm trying to think of an answer
that won't stop you from doing this.
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I know it sounds like a cliché,
but compromise is key.
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Never leave a belt on the floor.
At night, they look like snakes.
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Do little things,
like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.
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Keep M&Ms in your pocket in case
you have to wait in a long line.
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You're gonna be seeing each other a lot,
so respect each other's personal space.
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He startles easily.
So please, no flash photography.
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How many pairs of underwear
did you pack for the move?
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I don't know, I didn't count.
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(SCOFFS) You truly are
the Goofus to my Gallant.
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That's me. Listen...
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You and I are going to be sharing a bed.
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You know, this is uncharted territory
for both of us.
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How are you feeling about that?
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(SIGHS) Excited, concerned,
a little scared,
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all the same emotions
I feel in line at Space Mountain.
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Well, if you're nervous
about the sleeping arrangements,
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maybe we should talk about it.
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Okay...
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Talk.
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Well, I imagine one of your concerns
might be coital expectations.
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Wow, no foreplay or anything,
just right to it.
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Look, I know this experiment is
a big step outside of your comfort zone.
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So, why don't we take being physical
off the table, and maybe later on,
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once we're more settled in,
we can revisit it.
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You're really okay with that?
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I've never lived with someone, either.
This is a lot for me, too.
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(SIGHS) This is such a relief.
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I mean, honestly, if it didn't get you
all worked up I'd kiss you right now.
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Good call, seeing your Teen Titans
underwear really got my motor running.
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I know, they probably shouldn't
sell those to children.
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- Well, here's your key.
- Thank you.
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Enjoy having the place to yourselves.
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You enjoy your mission to boldly go
where no man has gone before.
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It's Penny's bedroom,
plenty of men have gone before.
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Now, now, there's no need
to make this emotional.
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Shall we?
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I guess this is it.
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You guys have fun.
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You, too.
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Oh, don't forget! Tuesday, the air filters
need to be changed.
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Yeah, you wrote it on my hand.
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Oh, and every other day,
check the water level on the avocado pit.
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I'm on it. 15 years from now,
we'll make guacamole together.
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Leonard, please, let me go.
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Come on, Sheldon.
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Bye.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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That's it. For the next five weeks
we are officially living together.
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I guess the experiment begins.
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PENNY: Whoo-hoo! We did it!
LEONARD: Yeah!
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Which side of the bed would you prefer?
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Doesn't matter to me, your choice.
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No, no, we're living together now,
everything is equal.
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I know that I have a tendency
to be controlling,
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so, I would rather you choose.
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Well, Sheldon, I really appreciate that,
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but these things mean more to you
than they do to me, so, whatever you want.
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Well, clearly it's not whatever I want
because what I want
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is for you to make this decision
and you refuse to do that.
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I'm not refusing,
I'm just trying to be considerate.
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Like when you let me get those shoes
with the wheels on the bottom
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and then watched me
roll right into traffic?
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Sheldon, will you please just pick a side?
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Fine.
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(GROANS)
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All right. Now, on this side I am
closer to the exit in case of emergency.
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Great, that's your side.
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No, but I'm also closer to the entrance
in case of attack.
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Okay, I'll take that side.
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Then again, what are the odds
of someone attacking me?
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Rising rapidly!
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Now, this side offers me
proximity to the bathroom,
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but I am closer to the window
where perverts can watch me sleep.
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Okay, what if we do this?
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I suppose that works.
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Great.
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Although, now I'm kind of worried
someone's hiding behind those drapes.
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This is ridiculous.
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The doctor knows what the baby is,
the ultrasound tech knows, Raj knows,
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his Grey's Anatomy online fan group
probably knows.
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Is it weird we don't?
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I dunno, maybe the surprise
will make it more fun.
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You know, like magic tricks.
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Remember how disappointed you were
when I explained the never-ending hanky?
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I was disappointed to see
the man I was engaged to
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pulling rainbow scarves out of his fly.
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But, how delightful was it when I pulled
out a bouquet at the end of those scarves?
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It'll be the same thing when the doctor
pulls a beautiful surprise out of you.
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Everyone said I could do better.
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Yeah, but you didn't listen,
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and presto-change
my baby's inside you. Ta-da.
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(AMY BRUSHING)
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(AMY CLEARS THROAT AND SPITS)
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AMY: Ugh! What is that?
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Why did you switch sides?
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Be grateful I'm still in the room.
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Comfy?
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Oh, I'm just happy I don't know
what this memory foam remembers.
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Sheldon, I know we took coitus
off the table, but I was wondering
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how you feel about other forms
of intimacy, such as snuggling?
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00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,623
Well, it's funny you should ask,
because I was wondering how you'd feel
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about separating the two of us
with a pillow wall.
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00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:18,090
Sheldon, I've made more than enough
accommodations for you.
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00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,177
And we're both grown adults,
we've been far more intimate than this.
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If you don't wanna snuggle, fine,
but we're not building a pillow wall.
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(STAMMERS) I am sorry.
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I'm just worried that my sensitivity to
temperature could make this a rough night.
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And, no offense,
but your bottom radiates enough heat,
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I'm surprised
there aren't iguanas lying on it.
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That's it, it's Sheldon's bedtime.
He is in for the night.
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Wow. I cannot believe we are alone
in our own apartment.
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It's weird.
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00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,915
This must be how parents feel
when their kid goes off to college.
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Unless they feel sad, then it's different.
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So, what do you wanna do?
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I know exactly what we are gonna do.
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Really? You're a genius and
that's the first thing you come up with?
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(SCOFFS)
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Hey, Sheldon's not here,
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so we are going to put on music
and dance in our underwear.
233
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Ugh! Can we just have sex?
234
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Oh, don't worry, once you see
my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.
235
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(CHUCK BERRY some
"YOU NEVER CAN TELL" PLAYING)
236
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Inevitable, you say?
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I'll just let my hips do the talking.
238
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- Screw it, I'm calling and finding out.
- Good, call him.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Wait, I'm not sure I wanna know.
241
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- But, you just said you wanted to know.
- Well, now I don't know if I wanna know!
242
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- Hello?
- Call you back.
243
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No, Dr. Feynman, if I solve it for you,
you'll never learn.
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(69 BOYZ SONG "TOOTSEE ROLL" PLAYING)
245
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Wow, where did you learn these moves?
246
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Well, the world may have forgotten
about Dance Dance Revolution,
247
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but not this Smooth Criminal.
248
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- Okay, you're positive you wanna know?
- Yes.
249
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Here we go. It's ringing.
250
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
251
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- Hello?
- Wait.
252
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Wrong number!
253
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Hart...
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Hart...
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Hart...
256
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Hart...
257
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Hart...
258
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Hart...
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(INHALES)
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I told you not to do the worm.
261
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(WHEEZING) You were right.
262
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
263
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Hello?
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BERNADETTE: I changed my mind,
hang up, hang up!
265
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh.
267
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(GROANS)
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- What are you doing down there?
- Hang on.
269
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Who are you calling?
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm so sore, I don't think
I slept two minutes last night.
272
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Yeah, get it, girl.
273
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,103
It's not what you think.
274
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,274
I feel like I pulled something,
why didn't you tell me to stop?
275
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Even more not what you think.
276
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,491
I don't know if I can make it through
five weeks living with him.
277
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If you ever need a break,
278
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the owner of the train store will let you
leave him there while you get a coffee.
279
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Yeah.
280
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Good morning.
281
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Yeah, I didn't knock, but it's fine.
282
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I didn't knock, but it's fine.
I didn't knock, but it's fine.
283
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,675
- So, how is everyone?
- Miserable and exhausted.
284
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Really? I slept great.
285
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,013
Well, I didn't and it's your fault.
286
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,683
How? You had the whole floor to yourself.
287
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,563
Sheldon, maybe living together
is a bad idea.
288
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,525
Yeah, but what kind of
scientists would we be,
289
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drawing a conclusion
after only 12 hours of data?
290
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The kind who almost put a
pillow over your face last night.
291
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,203
Wow, I anticipated we'd have problems,
292
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but I never thought your scientific rigor
would be one of them.
293
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I'm sorry, are you questioning
my integrity as a scientist?
294
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If the lab room
disposable shoe cover fits.
295
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,216
- Was that a science diss?
- Yeah.
296
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- Was it a good one?
- Eh.
297
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Mmm.
298
00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,140
What would a theoretical physicist
understand about an experiment anyway?
299
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I mean, you wouldn't know
a confounding variable
300
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if two of them hit you in the face
at the same time.
301
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And you don't even get that joke
302
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'cause you don't even work
with confounding variables!
303
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How dare you.
304
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,573
Oh, you heard me.
Your experimental bonafides are laughable.
305
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,367
Whoa, whoa, now you're making fun
of my bonafides?
306
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,287
Can't make fun of something
that's a null set.
307
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,333
- I feel like I should say "damn."
- Do it.
308
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,584
Damn!
309
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,921
Well, if you are so protective
of the scientific method,
310
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perhaps we should use the next five weeks
to finish what we started.
311
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,926
Well, for science, maybe I will!
312
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,511
Yeah, for science, maybe you should!
313
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- Fine! Good!
- Fine! Great!
314
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You wanna go to our place and make out?
315
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,768
Does Stephen Hawking
roll through the quad?
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The new neighbors are weird.
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