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Hey, have you ever heard
of Van Nuys Comic-Con?

2
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Yeah, it's a dinky little convention
where they sell collectibles

3
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and get sad D-list celebrities to appear.
Why?

4
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I got asked to sign autographs there.

5
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That's awesome!

6
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<i>Is this for Serial Ape-ist?</i>

7
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Well, could be for the monkey movie,
it could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

8
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The list does not go on.

9
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- When is it?
- It doesn't matter, I'm not doing it.

10
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- What? Why not?
- You just said yourself, it's sad.

11
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Yeah, but it's not pathetic.
That's where I draw the line.

12
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(SIGHS)

13
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- Come on. We'll have fun.
- I don't know.

14
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You'll have nerds fawning all over you.

15
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If you don't love that,
this marriage is in trouble.

16
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Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet
some fans and make a little extra money.

17
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Yeah.

18
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Oh, wow.

19
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An appearance
by George Lucas's dermatologist.

20
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- I want that autograph.
- Oh, yeah.

21
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

22
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You know, with us living together, maybe
we could think about having people over.

23
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We have people over all the time.

24
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We have the maintenance people,
the pizza delivery man,

25
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that UPS driver who feels the need to ask
how parts of me are hanging.

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You know what I meant.

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(SIGHS) All right. Fine.

28
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Let's say that we were
to entertain people.

29
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What type of gathering
did you have in mind?

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A meal? Lunch? Brunch? Dinner?
Afternoon tea? A formal tea?

31
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Is it a party?
And if so, what kind of party is it?

32
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Cocktail party? A Tupperware party?

33
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Is it a surprise party?

34
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Oh, I hope it's not a West Coast party.

35
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'Cause according to the man on the radio,
a west coast party don't stop.

36
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I'm sorry I mentioned it.

37
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Oh, don't be. You get your hopes up,
I knock them down,

38
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that's called teamwork.

39
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(GASPS)

40
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That's a kick, that's an actual kick.

41
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

42
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What are you doing?

43
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I felt a kick.

44
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There's a baby in there.

45
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Oh, yeah. That's where I put it.

46
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(CHUCKLES) No, I mean,
I know you're pregnant.

47
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I just never connected
the idea of pregnancy

48
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and you actually having a baby.

49
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Which MIT did you go to?

50
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(CHUCKLES)

51
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Oh, God, we are not ready to have
an infant in this house.

52
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We don't have a crib.
We don't have diapers.

53
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We're not baby-proofed.

54
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Anyone can just walk in off the street
and lift our toilet lids.

55
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Howie, we have time to do all that stuff.

56
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Do we? Look at you.

57
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Willy Wonka would roll you
to the juicing room.

58
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The next person kicking you will be me,
good night.

59
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(SIGHS)

60
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Are we even in a good school-- Ow!

61
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I warned you and I did it.

62
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What's all this?

63
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Oh, everything we need for
your autograph session.

64
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Headshots, markers.

65
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Okay, Leonard,
it's sweet you're excited about this,

66
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but it'll be a miracle
if one person asks for my autograph.

67
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Are you kidding? I once paid $20
for Theo Sassler's signature.

68
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Who's that?

69
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I don't even know. ljust liked his name.
Theo Sassler.

70
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Oh, and look at this,
I even got a change maker.

71
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(BLOWS)

72
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How much change you want, little lady?

73
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Oh, there's so much I want to change.

74
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Yeah, well, if it's a dollar,
you're in luck.

75
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What's going on here?

76
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You expressed an interest
in having people over

77
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and I feel I dismissed it too quickly.

78
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So, I took matters into my own hands
and I arranged a brunch.

79
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That's so nice, who's coming?

80
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Oh, uh, Stuart,
uh, Bert from the geology lab

81
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and Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

82
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You mean the Romanian lady
on the second floor?

83
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Yes. Oh, fun story.

84
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She grew up with 10 siblings

85
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or possibly penguins,
her English is atrocious.

86
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That's an odd mix of people.

87
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Well, for our first time hosting

88
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I thought it would be wise
to conduct a trial run.

89
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You know, like how I practiced
for that Halloween haunted house

90
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by going into the bathroom
at the bus station.

91
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But you never went into that
haunted house.

92
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You never saw what jumped out at me
at the bus station.

93
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Well, thank you, Sheldon,
this is a fun surprise.

94
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Aw, well, the real surprise
is how surprised

95
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you are that I'm great at surprises.

96
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Well, that's not a surprise at all.

97
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I mean, if I knew you were good
at surprises,

98
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I would've expected the surprise
and therefore not have been surprised.

99
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But as it is I didn't know and therefore
my surprise should be unsurprising.

100
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Don't get me all randy,
guests are on the way.

101
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- Hi.
- Hey, where you been?

102
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We went and did a little shopping
for the baby.

103
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Wait till you see the crib we found.

104
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You bought a crib without me?

105
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- You're gonna love it.
- Yeah.

106
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It's the highest rated one on the market.
I wouldn't even call it a crib.

107
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I'd call it a
"Fortress of Solitude for babies."

108
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Sounds expensive.

109
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Okay, well,
I may have gone a bit overboard,

110
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but you can't put a price on safety.

111
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Though if you did, it's more zeroes
than you're expecting.

112
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But it's the safest crib you can buy.

113
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- If you don't like it we can return it.
- Fine.

114
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In our new minivan, hey what's for lunch?

115
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You bought a minivan?

116
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It's for the baby. And I didn't buy it.

117
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The dealer loaned to me for
a 24-hour test-drive.

118
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Though we did ding up the back pretty
good with the crib,

119
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so you might've bought a minivan.

120
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I don't wanna drive that,
it's such a mom car.

121
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The guy at the dealership said
they're not just for moms anymore.

122
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Then again, he did think you were
my husband.

123
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They thought it at the ultrasound,
why not at the car dealership?

124
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

125
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Never been on this side
of the table before.

126
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Feel powerful.

127
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Really?

128
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Feel like I'm selling candy
so our team can get new uniforms.

129
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Okay, so it's $4.75
for a signed black and white

130
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and $9.95 for color.

131
00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,925
All right. Why not five and 10 bucks?

132
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I brought my moneymaker, let me shake it.

133
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Hey, that guy's looking over here.

134
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Oh, think he's your first autograph?

135
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I don't know. Be cool.
He's coming. He's coming.

136
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Hi.

137
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- Hi. I love your movie.
- Oh, thanks.

138
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It has got to be one of the worst things
I've ever seen in my life.

139
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Your love confuses me.

140
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- Would you like an autograph?
- Sure.

141
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- Okay, who do I make it out to?
- Daniel.

142
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- Okay.
- I have to ask,

143
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were you trying to be that bad
or are you just a terrible actress?

144
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That did not clear things up.

145
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That'll be $4.75.

146
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- Keep the change.
- But, I-- Oh.

147
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- Nothing about that was good.
- Mmm-mmm.

148
00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,733
There's nothing to be afraid of, Sheldon.

149
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(GRUNTS)

150
00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,572
The average cork speed
is 25 miles per hour.

151
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,368
If that is too fast around a school,
it is certainly too fast around a kitchen.

152
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Been 15 minutes, just sayin'.

153
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Oh, gosh. I can do this.
Just give me a moment--

154
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-(CORK POPS)
- Mommy! (GASPS)

155
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Mimosas coming up.

156
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I once left orange juice in my fridge
so long it tasted like a mimosa.

157
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How old was it?

158
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It's hard to say.

159
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I don't remember much after I drank it.

160
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- Would you like one, Mrs. Petrescu?
- Yes.

161
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Drink is fun and good friends...

162
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Applebee's.

163
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She's learning English from TV.

164
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TV, good. Now back to you.

165
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Stuart.

166
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- These are for you.
- Oh, they're pretty. Thank you.

167
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,043
Stuart, this is Bert
from the Caltech geology lab

168
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,129
and this is Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

169
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,714
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

170
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,674
- Hey.
- So, what did I miss?

171
00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:12,594
Yeah, we watched Sheldon try to open
a bottle for 15 minutes.

172
00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:18,183
Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen
percent or more on car insurance.

173
00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,231
Anybody else coming to this thing?

174
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,198
- What's your name? Okay.
- Jeff.

175
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,367
My favorite part is your shower scene.

176
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,703
Been hearing that a lot today.

177
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,289
I even have a screen grab on my phone.

178
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Yep, there they are.

179
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- Okay, let's keep it moving.
- Here you go.

180
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Should have punched that guy.

181
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Oh. Go ahead. He's right over there.

182
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Why do you do that?
Can't you let me have my moment?

183
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,183
- Hello.
- Hi, I like your movies.

184
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,059
- Thank you.
- I saw both of them.

185
00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:04,980
I assume we're still talking about the
movies, but after today, who knows.

186
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,400
- You think I could get a picture of us?
- Oh, sure.

187
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,194
And, could you be giving me a kiss?

188
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,071
No. She cannot--
What is wrong with you people?

189
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,199
- Leonard.
- No, no, no. It's not okay.

190
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,034
- Who are you?
-l'm her husband.

191
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,704
(LAUGHS) No you're not.

192
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,708
- I am.
- Yeah. He really is.

193
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,879
No.

194
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,219
It's got a rear-view camera,
there's a DVD player.

195
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,887
And check this out...

196
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,724
It's like we're living in the future!

197
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,186
Hey, show her the trunk.
Show her the trunk.

198
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,562
Imagine this.

199
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,398
You've got the baby in one hand,

200
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,151
groceries in the other,
and you're thinking,

201
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,987
"How am I gonna open this trunk?"

202
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,867
I'm probably thinking, "Where's my husband
and why isn't he helping me?"

203
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,119
You don't need my help

204
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,248
when you can open the trunk
with a simple kick of the foot.

205
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,006
No. It's a gentle kick,
you're doing it wrong.

206
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,591
Here, give me those.

207
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,934
You know, maybe it was more of a circle...

208
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,356
It's weird that guy thought
you were a couple.

209
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,442
'Yes!
'Yes!

210
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,236
See? Easy.

211
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,113
Look at all this cargo space.

212
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,866
You know, we'll get the crib out
and you can take it for a test drive.

213
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,119
I'm telling you this,
hang on, is gonna be--

214
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,954
(YELPING)

215
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,039
Oh, is it your back?

216
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,791
Yeah.

217
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,042
(GROANING)

218
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,461
Anyway, let's just get in and see if the

219
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,298
GPS can take us to the nearest
emergency room.

220
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,889
So, until Amy's apartment is fixed,
she and I are living here together.

221
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,849
I lived with my old girlfriend.

222
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,934
She was a geologist, too.

223
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,311
Things didn't work out?

224
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,480
I came home from work one day
and she had taken everything.

225
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,441
I'm warning you.

226
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,359
Hide your good rocks.

227
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,989
My sister's husband
took all her things too.

228
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,365
Story at 11:00.

229
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,329
Really, no one else is coming?

230
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,791
This is it. You are the practice round.

231
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,543
Practice round? For what?

232
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,839
No. He just means that you were
the first people we thought of.

233
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,090
No, exactly.

234
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,427
We've never thrown a brunch before
and I wanted to work out all the kinks.

235
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:45,432
So, I'm like a lab rat
before your real friends come over?

236
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,102
Mmm.

237
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:53,357
You see, your words sound reasonable
but your face looks angry.

238
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,528
Help me out, here.
This is not where I shine.

239
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,073
Stuart, you know you're one of
our favorite people.

240
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:04,576
Okay. Now, see you look sincere
but your words are completely false.

241
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,789
I'm glad we did the test run.
These brunches are wild.

242
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,086
But how did you get her
to go out with you?

243
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,213
Well, she moved in across the hall.

244
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,007
And he started to slowly wear me down.

245
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,551
Like a river carves a canyon.

246
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,764
Yeah. Except the river
kept showing me his Pokémon cards.

247
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:28,892
Ready to go?

248
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,104
Hang on. This guy's telling me how he got
the Serial <i>Ape-ist</i> girl to marry him.

249
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,605
This guy?

250
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,733
But he's wearing a change maker.

251
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,195
I think it's hot.

252
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,198
That's right.

253
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,033
I'm her change-daddy.

254
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,831
(GROANING)

255
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,291
What was I thinking?

256
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,585
Wolowitz's are not a lifting people.

257
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,170
We tip the lifting people.

258
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,923
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

259
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,801
Do we really have to sit for hours
in the emergency room?

260
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,053
They're just gonna give you ice
and Advil like last time.

261
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,806
You're gonna feel terrible
when I'm in a wheelchair.

262
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:13,770
Which, by the way, would fit easily in the
back of this award-winning minivan.

263
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:18,025
Fine. We'll go to the ER.
Just stop selling me on the van.

264
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,110
You're right. It sells itself.

265
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,947
You have to admit,
it is a pretty smooth ride.

266
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,782
I was hoping it'd be quieter.

267
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,287
If child birth is half this bad
you are so screwed!

268
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,166
- Are we there yet?
- Soon.

269
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,168
Why is it taking so long?

270
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,295
Howard, Howard, look at the DVD screen.

271
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,464
<i>I've put on Batman The Animated Series.</i>
Your <i>favorite.</i>

272
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,300
-I'm in too much pain to watch...
-(BATMAN THEME SONG PLAYING)

273
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,260
Oh, this is a good one.

274
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,056
I've been babysitting him way longer
than you have.

275
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,310
Fine. I'll buy the stupid van.

276
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,107
This is the best blintz I've ever had.

277
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,484
Oh, thank you.

278
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,905
It almost makes up for the incredibly
awkward turn things took earlier.

279
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,658
You know what, I think I'm just gonna go.

280
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,160
No, Stuart. Don't.

281
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:13,830
You know, I consider you
and Sheldon like my family

282
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,832
and I'm not even sure
you think of me as a friend.

283
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,876
You have any idea how that feels?

284
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,045
We're so sorry.

285
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,547
You know, I'm always the last one
anybody thinks of.

286
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,424
Well, that's not true.

287
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,468
Sometimes it's Koothrappali.

288
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,014
Although we're not supposed to say
that 'cause he's a minority.

289
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,893
- Bye.
- No, Stuart. Wait.

290
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,189
I do know what it feels like
to be left out.

291
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,024
I know how it feels, too.

292
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,735
All right. This is about me and him,
you're not a part of it.

293
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,197
Stuart,

294
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,243
perhaps we do take you for granted
and that is not acceptable.

295
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,330
Please know that you truly are
a valuable member of our social group.

296
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,208
- Thank you.
- You know, in fact.

297
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,709
I'd like to propose a toast.

298
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,173
To Stuart.

299
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,552
A fine man, a good friend

300
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,762
and a wonderful guest.

301
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,430
- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.

302
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,559
Cheers.
Filmed before a live studio audience.

303
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,733
And that is how a short,
asthmatic scientist

304
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,569
landed a stone cold fox.

305
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,487
ALL: Whoa!

306
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,242
I didn't know you could propose
to the same person

307
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,202
so many times.

308
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,248
The third time, I did it in sky writing
but she never looked up.

309
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,460
- You know, once I proposed to him.
- Yeah. I said no.

310
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,256
- Why?
- Wanted to make her work for it.

311
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,218
Yeah, that's gonna cost you later.

312
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,471
Hang on.
ls she just with you because you're rich?

313
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,557
She makes more money than I do!

314
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,725
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

315
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,393
Who are you?

316
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,985
Do you know
what else I love about you, hmm?

317
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:10,071
Your handwriting is impeccable.

318
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,075
- Thank you for noticing!
- No, I mean it, I mean it.

319
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,953
It's like you have the soul
of a label maker.

320
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,790
You know what I love about you?

321
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,501
You never leave the house
without a paperclip.

322
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,381
'Cause you never know when two pieces
of paper might temporarily need fastening

323
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,091
in the top-left corner.

324
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,848
I also love how you never use swear words.

325
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,141
You know, it turns out

326
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,394
you can hurt people just as well
without 'em.

327
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,234
Maybe I can get a little help putting
some of this stuff away.

328
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,319
Oh... (STAMMERS) Calm down.

329
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,321
I already put away five of these.

330
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,743
You see?
No muss, no fuss, not a single cuss.

331
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,443
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