1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,965 Thank you very much, thanks. I was just... 2 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:08,050 LEONARD: That is unbelievable, good for Bert. 3 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,469 Damn, the MacArthur Genius Grant. 4 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,263 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,390 Everything is stupid and I wanna go home. 6 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:19,228 That's Sheldon's way of saying he's proud of Bert, too. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,940 You know, it's not even called the "Genius Grant," 8 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,609 it's the MacArthur Fellowship. 9 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:27,528 Just like it's not Frankenstein, it's "Frankenstein's Monster." 10 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,281 Which brings us back to that hulking simpleton over there. 11 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,536 And if anyone's a genius, it's me for the way I brought that full circle! 12 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,374 - How much money did he win? Wow! - Over half a million dollars. 13 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,126 And he doesn't have to use it for research, 14 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,961 -he can do whatever he wants with it. - Oh, good. 15 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,005 Maybe he can build a nicer bridge to live under. 16 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:50,551 - Here he comes. - Right. Be polite. 17 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,553 - I know how to behave. - Do you? 18 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,557 RAJ: Hey, congratulations, Bert. LEONARD: Yeah, good for you. 19 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,268 Thanks. I was as surprised as anybody. 20 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,646 When they called and told me I won, I didn't believe them. 21 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:06,150 And then they said, "No, you really won," and then I said, "Cool." 22 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:11,572 Someone call George R. R. Martin, this guy knows how to finish a story. 23 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,617 Gotten pretty good at telling it. 24 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:17,453 Well, see ya. 25 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,250 Some "genius," I zinged him with sarcasm and he didn't even notice. 26 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:27,129 I know, and it was the greatest sarcastic quip I've ever heard. 27 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,173 Well, aren't you a peach. 28 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:32,677 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 29 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,371 (GROANS) Who leaves their bike in the hallway? 30 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:02,707 You know, if I knew how to ride one I'd steal it. 31 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,375 (PENNY SCOFFS) 32 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:07,712 Ignore him, he's just cranky because Bert from the geology lab 33 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:08,879 won a big grant. 34 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,341 Oh, I heard him interviewed on the radio! You know, when they told him he won, 35 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,886 he didn't believe it, but then he did believe it. It was so funny. 36 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,640 SHELDON: Who listens to the radio anymore? 37 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,686 Bert is studying the way microbes in rocks 38 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,521 can survive in extreme environmental conditions. 39 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,649 Hmm, they say it could be a potential indicator of life on other planets. 40 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:32,737 No, I have met Bert, isn't he an indicator of life on other planets? 41 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,655 (LEONARD AND PENNY CHUCKLE) 42 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,699 SHELDON: You used to make those jokes about me. 43 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,369 Now everything is "Bert, Bert, Bert." 44 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:45,082 AMY: You know, Sheldon, maybe if you took the time to read Bert's research, 45 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,084 you'd be less bitter about him winning. 46 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:50,254 (STUTTERS) You want me to read a geology paper? 47 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,174 Honestly, ljust want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy. 48 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:57,845 (KNOCKING) 49 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:00,639 You busy? There's somebody out here who wants to meet you. 50 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,268 - Who is it? - Say hello to everybody's little friend, 51 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:07,021 remote-control Stephen Hawking! 52 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,525 (CHUCKLES) 53 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:15,446 - Where did you get that? - I found him in an old box. (CHUCKLES) 54 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,198 Why would you buy it? 55 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,368 I didn't buy it, I made it. 56 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,997 Last question. What is wrong with you? 57 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,794 - What's the big deal? - Howie, it's in poor taste. 58 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,588 No, it's not. Check it out, he says fun stuff. 59 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:36,550 (IN SPEECH SYNTHESIZER VOICE) Hey, good lookin', want to go fora spin? 60 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,559 His eyes also light up in the dark. (LAUGHS) 61 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,318 It's always fun watching him read someone else's work. 62 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,446 (SCOFFS) 63 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,868 (GROANS) 64 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,711 It's like scrolling through the emojis on my phone. 65 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,299 Why'? 66 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,594 (GRUNTS) Why? 67 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,181 Oh, that's why. 68 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,101 Sounds like the night we had coitus. 69 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,189 I hope you're happy making me read this. 70 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,859 Bert's work is remarkable and I'm more upset than ever. 71 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,694 This is worse than when I had to admit that 72 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:38,737 Cedric the Entertainer's actually entertaining. 73 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,076 Sheldon, it's foolish to be angry that Bert's work has merit. 74 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,162 Yeah, well, lam angry! 75 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,831 And you telling me not to be angry makes me angry! 76 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,250 And do you know how hearing myself say the word "angry" over and over 77 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,835 -makes me feel? - Ooh! Angry? 78 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,712 - What are you doing? - I'm__ 79 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,965 (STUTTERS) I knew the answer, I got excited. (CLEARS THROAT) 80 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,178 Hey, buddy, why don't we go for a walk so you can calm down? 81 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:06,223 (SIGHS) That's a good idea. I guess, everyone's having them now. 82 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,685 Hey, I'm trying to help you. 83 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,938 Fine, you can walk ahead of me and scare off the pigeons. 84 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:19,236 You just wave your arms a little and they fly away, it's not... 85 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,701 Okay, Raj, I'm gonna show you something. 86 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,913 Now, one of us thinks it's offensive, 87 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,666 the other thinks it's hilarious and a great idea. 88 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,588 But I'm not going to tell you who likes it. 89 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,640 This is tough. 90 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,603 But, I'm going to say it's the guy who shows me YouTube videos 91 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,438 of people getting hit in the nuts. 92 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,191 (CHUCKLES) 93 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,526 You're crazy. 94 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,112 I've worked with Hawking, he's got a great sense of humor and I think he'd like it. 95 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,115 Okay, call him and show him. I dare you. 96 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,743 I have no problem calling him. 97 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,287 - Fine, then do it. - Fine, l will. 98 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,960 While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, 99 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,129 be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher. 100 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,175 What's this button do? 101 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,928 (IN SPEECH SYNTHESIZER VOICE) Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs. 102 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,137 (ENGINE REVVING) 103 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,306 (LINE RINGING) 104 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,601 You laughed when that guy got hit in the nuts. 105 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,273 I laughed because the guy was Leonard. 106 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:45,155 - I admire you, Leonard. - Really? Why? 107 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:50,286 You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. 108 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,664 Instead of being weighed down by ambition, 109 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,750 you just float along like a dead body in a river. 110 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,256 I couldn't just take the compliment, I had to ask why. 111 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,220 You know, I do understand what you're feeling. 112 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:12,057 My brother and sister's accomplishments have always been held over my head. 113 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,476 How did you deal with it? 114 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,647 I wet the bed until college, but I don't think that's a quality fix. 115 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:21,900 (GRUNTS) 116 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,653 I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist! 117 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,032 I mean, rocks! 118 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,534 He studies rocks! 119 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,412 If rock is so great, how come paper beats it? 120 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,627 Leonard, I'm having a primal urge to throw this rock. 121 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:45,549 Do it! Visualize it as your anger and toss it out of your life. 122 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,719 Perhaps, I will. 123 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:57,227 This rock encapsulates all my negative emotions. 124 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,606 I will cast you far away. 125 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,734 Feel free to take out a pigeon while you're at it. 126 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,071 Let it fly. 127 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,242 Ow! Ow, ow, ow! (YELPING) 128 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,830 What happened? 129 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,751 I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock into my foot! 130 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,756 Then he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot. 131 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,884 - And what happened to you? - Oh, I laughed so hard 132 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,844 I burst a blood vessel in my nose, it's fine. 133 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,271 You know, it's one thing to be envious, but now you're injuring yourself? 134 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:44,441 - It has to stop. - Although, if you're gonna do it again, 135 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,944 please let me know so I can get it on video. 136 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,740 You know, Sheldon, instead of fixating on what Bert has, 137 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:56,120 you should appreciate all of the good things in your life. You've got love, 138 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,123 you're in good health, you've got a roof over your head... 139 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,752 Yeah, but you've got all those things, and no one's lining up to be you. 140 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,799 Anybody else wanna try? I'm gonna go make some more tea 141 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,217 and question my life choices. 142 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,303 - You're up. -(CLEARS THROAT) 143 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,307 This is getting old fast, Dolores, knock it off! 144 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,645 (GRUNTS) Do you really think calling me names is helpful? 145 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,148 I do! Your life is fine, you big baby! 146 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:27,317 - Maybe you're right. - Really? 147 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,822 If it helps, I'm questioning your life choices, too. 148 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,743 Thank you, Penny. You know, ljust need to keep reminding myself 149 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:39,079 -that Bert's success is not my failure. - There you go! 150 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,082 And that men of his large stature are more susceptible to a wide array 151 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,959 of life-threatening diseases. 152 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,670 There you go. 153 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,929 - What's up? -l'm conducting a quick survey. 154 00:09:56,138 --> 00:10:03,061 Do you think this respectful and loving tribute to a great man is in poor taste? 155 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,030 '($9- 156 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,578 - Do you think this is in poor taste? - Does it spin around and do tricks? 157 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,039 - Yeah! - Then, yeah. 158 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,877 - What do you think? - That is hilarious! 159 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,253 (LAUGHING) 160 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,632 Give me the remote control, I wanna drive him into the girls' restroom. 161 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,219 All right, we're done, it's offensive. (CLEARS THROAT) 162 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,483 - Top of the afternoon, gentlemen. - You're in a good mood. 163 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:53,278 Oh, it's a new day, I have a new outlook. You know, I realized 164 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:58,408 I don't need to worry about other people, I just need to think more about myself. 165 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,998 Oh, how will we ever get used to the new you? 166 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,752 Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward. 167 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:13,465 Bert did quality research, and he deserves whatever accolades he receives. 168 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,719 Wait, what is going on... Did you upgrade his software last night? 169 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,764 I think he might be learning on his own. 170 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,267 Then the robot uprising has begun. 171 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:28,772 Excuse me, I need to pay Bert a proper congratulations. 172 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,946 He doesn't just look like C-3PO, now he walks like him. 173 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,785 Bert, I wanted to let you know that I read your research 174 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,621 and your award is well-deserved. 175 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:50,085 Thanks. I've been hearing that a lot. Ever since I won, people think I'm great. 176 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:55,632 Well, just this once you can count me as people, too. 177 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,346 You know, as a MacArthur Grant winner, 178 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,765 I'm allowed to nominate someone for next year. 179 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,561 Really? I didn't know that. 180 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:11,315 So I was thinking, you know, engineers don't get a lot of respect. 181 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,401 Is your friend, Howard, working on anything cool? 182 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:21,992 You know, I'm not sure. No, you'd have to ask him. Excuse me. 183 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,376 -(SHELDON GASPS) -(CLATTERING) 184 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,549 SHELDON". Leonard, I hurt myself again! 185 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,304 Excuse me, I have to go take some pictures. 186 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,225 I can't believe you head-butted a water fountain. 187 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,731 No, I went to punch the water fountain, 188 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,192 slipped in water in front of the water fountain 189 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:58,028 and hit my head on the water fountain. 190 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,739 I can't imagine you being violent. 191 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,075 It's not hard, just picture The Three Stooges 192 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,910 and then take away two stooges. 193 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:11,249 I'm so disappointed in myself, jealousy is completely illogical. 194 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,544 It's a human emotion, Sheldon, everyone gets jealous. 195 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,047 I'm jealous of Leonard and Penny, and Howard and Bernadette 196 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,467 -for being in such happy relationships. - What about me and Sheldon? 197 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,846 Sure. 198 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,770 I've always been jealous of how much money Raj's family has. 199 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,522 Thank you for saying that. 200 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,858 Next to buying things, that is the best part about having money. 201 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,405 Well, ever since I met Penny, I've been envious of her looks. 202 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,073 (CLICKS TONGUE) Aw, thank you. 203 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,950 That's why I was so happy when you cut your hair off. 204 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,368 What? 205 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,745 You know what I mean. You were still hot, 206 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,665 but more like a "Why'd that hot girl cut off all her hair" hot. 207 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,419 Well, you liked my hair short, right? 208 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,879 Yes, I loved it! 209 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,882 Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject. 210 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,137 Seriously, none of you liked it? 211 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,433 I thought it was brave, does that count as liking it? 212 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,730 You know, how come nobody's talking about Howard's dopey haircut? 213 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,236 - I think he looks cute. - I think you're cute. 214 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,156 - I think you're both cute. - I think I hate all of you nerds. 215 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,082 - Sorry, I'm moving slowly. - I don't mind. 216 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,917 If you pull a butterscotch out of your pocket, 217 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,919 it'll be like I'm walking with my grandma. 218 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,841 Oh, no. 219 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,848 (GRUNTS) A plaque? 220 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,517 (STUTTERS) Nobody wants to see this! 221 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,522 Well. Change "plaque" to "mixed-race couple" and you are my grandma. (CHUCKLES) 222 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,691 I can't take this anymore. 223 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,696 Bert. Bert. Bert. 224 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,365 - BERT: Come in. - All right, let's do this. 225 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,749 Bert, we need to talk. 226 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,544 - What happened to you? - Rock, rock, water fountain. 227 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:26,760 I am not proud of this, but I've been envious of your recent success. 228 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,678 Wow. 229 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,681 I won the MacArthur Grant, everyone's jealous of me... 230 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,810 Once I get Lasik, I'll be out of things to wish for. 231 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:40,524 I was hoping by admitting my weakness to you, I'd somehow be unburdened. 232 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,817 Is it working? 233 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,694 No, now that you know my weakness I hate you more than ever. 234 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,824 Well, you know, we're both pretty smart. 235 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,035 I bet if we put our heads together, we could come up with a solution. 236 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,872 Hang on. You're my enemy. 237 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:01,128 Now if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and right now I'm my own worst enemy, 238 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,380 that makes you my friend... Okay, I'm good to go. 239 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,925 Great, now that we're friends, 240 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,636 wanna see if we can get tickets to a taping of Ellen? 241 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:17,144 - You know what, this isn't going to work. - Sheldon, wait. 242 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,398 You know, you've got a lot to be happy about. 243 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,985 You're at the top of your field, you have a great girlfriend. 244 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,572 (GASPS) Yes! That's right, I have Amy! 245 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,995 In the past, you've professed feelings for her. 246 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,373 Does it eat you up inside that I have her and you don't? 247 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:43,336 It used to. But now that I'm rich and successful, I think I can do better. 248 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,216 I can't believe you punched Bert. 249 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,761 I didn't punch him. 250 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,265 He turned around and I gave him a Captain Kirk karate chop. 251 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,810 Not even sure he knows I did it. 252 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:04,024 Hey, Sheldon, I've got someone here who might make you feel better. 253 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,442 Hello, Sheldon. 254 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,402 -(LEONARD CHUCKLES) - Professor Hawking? 255 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,531 I understand you're struggling with professional jealousy. 256 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,034 Thanks, Leonard, now he's not gonna think I'm cool! 257 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:20,957 Don't worry, I know how you feel. I have never won a Nobel Prize. 258 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,793 Oh, wow, that doesn't seem fair. 259 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,588 It's fine, I've been on The Simpsons. 260 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,676 But how do you deal with the success of your colleagues? 261 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,681 I remind myself every scientific advancement is a victory. 262 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,601 Also, I was on Star Trek. 263 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:45,523 Oh, it was a good one. He played poker with Sir Isaac... You don't care. 264 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:51,488 Don't waste your time on jealousy, Sheldon, you're too brilliant. 265 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,200 How can you feel bad if Stephen Hawking says you're brilliant? 266 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:59,162 I can't. Thank you, Professor Hawking. 267 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:03,792 You are a gift to mankind. There should be statues of you everywhere. 268 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,962 You know, the Lincoln Memorial has a big chair, we could swap you right in. 269 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:13,426 I always thought a motorized toy of me would be cool. 270 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:21,643 What a wonderful idea! How does this man not have a Nobel? 271 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,479 - Do not tell Wolowitz. - Way ahead of you. 272 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:34,364 A new study came out, and it said that laughing makes your brain work better. 273 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,784 And I know that's true because laughing has made me the smartiest. 274 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,703 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 275 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,706 Although, on the other hand, babies laugh a lot and they're dumb. 276 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,419 Do people know about her? 'Cause she's delightful. 277 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:17,991 English - SDH