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If we're going to be
staying in this apartment,

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would you be interested
in doing a little redecorating?

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Oh, actually, I would.

4
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Great, what'd you have in mind?

5
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Let's take every single thing
from the other apartment,

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and put it in here.

7
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Well, how about we start a little smaller?

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Like moving the furniture around.

9
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You know, I have always thought that
this couch would look fantastic

10
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on the curb in front of the building.

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Look, we can't just throw away
Penny's stuff,

12
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but we can ask
if she wants any of it back.

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You know, I wonder how she feels
about all this artwork.

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Well, I'm sure she misses this one.

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I mean, it's the greatest gift
I've ever given anybody.

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It truly does capture the beauty
of your friendship with Penny.

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It may have appreciated in value.

18
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You know, the artist killed himself
shortly after painting that.

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Yeah, it seems only right
that she have it back.

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Can't wait to see the look on
her face when I give it to her again.

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Look, it's the same smile
she has in the painting.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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Yeah, there's hooks in the closet,
I can hang it right now.

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Oh, no, no, those hooks are gone.

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What happened to them?

26
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Uh, we ran out of candy on Halloween,
I was just giving everything away.

27
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Hey, guys, what are you--
Oh, that's here, cool.

28
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Amy wants me to have it.

29
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Well, it would be selfish of me
to keep it.

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But it's a picture of you.

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And you.

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But you commissioned it.

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To give to you.

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But you like it so much.

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So do you.

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- I seem to be losing.
- Yes, you do.

37
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You know, Leonard,
the more I think about it,

38
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there are a number of mutually owned items
in this apartment

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that you and I should go through.

40
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For example,

41
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who gets our beloved sword, Longclaw?

42
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Why don't you keep it?

43
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That seems fair,
we did just give you the painting.

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Yeah, I don't need anything around
that I can stab myself with.

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How wonderful, Longclaw is mine.

46
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And how about you keep our avocado plant?

47
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Sounds right,
a limited edition collectible

48
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worth hundreds of dollars,

49
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and a thing that grew out of a thing
we fished from the trash.

50
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Although, Amy and I did just
move in together,

51
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and a plant is a lovely housewarming gift.

52
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Fine, take the plant.

53
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Oh, we got a sword and a plant.
Our apartment's really shaping up.

54
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Stuart, you didn't have to get us
a baby gift.

55
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Just homemade coupons for things you might
need help with before the baby gets here.

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Going to the grocery store,
driving you to the doctor.

57
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If you're not in a hurry,
I can dig you a koi pond.

58
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A foot massage?

59
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And that's not me being creepy,
that's for either of you.

60
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This is very nice, Stuart, thank you.

61
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How come this one's on the back
of an eviction notice?

62
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Oh, yeah. Now that you mention it,
can I live here?

63
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Stuart, we'd love to help you out,
but this a bad time.

64
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We're about to have a baby.

65
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Or is that why this is a great time?
Think about it.

66
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When that baby comes, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.

67
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Thank you, but I'm not really sure.

68
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Hang on, maybe it's not the worst idea.

69
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I mean, he did do a good job
taking care of my mother.

70
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That woman didn't get heat rash once
with me on powder patrol.

71
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Hey, I guess you could stay for a few days
and we'll see how it goes.

72
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Thank you. And it's only temporary,
just till I get back on my feet,

73
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or the baby goes off to college,
whichever happens first.

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When would you move in?

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Well, my car broke down in your driveway,
so I'm gonna say now.

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But I am ready to be helpful.
In fact, gonna go vacuum.

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Mmm. Actually ljust did that
this morning.

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Okay. Then I'll dust.

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I did that, too.

80
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Then I'll check the batteries
in the smoke detectors.

81
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Howard just did that.

82
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Yeah, let him do it.

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(SHELDON GASPS)

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Remember when we got this at Comic-Con?

85
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Oh, yeah. The Mr. Spock cuckoo clock.

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<i>AUTOMATED VOICE: Live long and prosper.
Live long and prosper.</i>

87
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<i>Live long and prosper.
Live long and prosper.</i>

88
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It's one of a kind.

89
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So if it breaks there'd be none of it?

90
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Well, Leonard, who should keep this?

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On the one hand, I love Mr. Spock
more than you do.

92
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But on the other hand,
I care more about clocks than you do.

93
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So you think you should keep it?

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I'll be right across the hall.
You'll probably be able to hear it.

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Keep the clock, Sheldon.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

97
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Thank you?

98
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Oh. Now, what about our 3-D chess set?

99
00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,446
Let me guess, you want it.

100
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,282
Well, no, ljust didn't think you'd want
a physical reminder

101
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,743
of a game you never managed to win.

102
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As a kindness,
I should probably take all the games.

103
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You know what, Sheldon, take it.

104
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In fact, you can have everything.
I really don't care.

105
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Are you sure? These items represent
our shared times together.

106
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- Well, now they're yours.
- Leonard...

107
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Well, you know what's gonna happen.

108
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He's just gonna come up with some reason
why everything should be his.

109
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For a man so good at predicting my moves,
how come you stink at 3-D chess?

110
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Sheldon, you're being a little selfish.

111
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Why don't you let Leonard
keep a few things?

112
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It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing,
I skipped kindergarten.

113
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You know what?
There is one thing I would like.

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Take whatever you want.

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I would like to keep
the official flag of our apartment.

116
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But you don't even like flags.

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I like this one.

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But I designed it.

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But you made me order it because you were
"too well-known in the flag community

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00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,302
"and they'd jack up the price."

121
00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,139
But you don't even understand
its symbolism.

122
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Oh, I do. The field of blue represents
you being miserable,

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and the lion sticking its tongue out
means I'm happy about it.

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Come along, Amy.

125
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I know when I'm not wanted.

126
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I don't think you do, but all right.

127
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Stuart, you cooked?

128
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How did you know it wasn't me?

129
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There's only three people in this house,
and you'd still be my fifth guess.

130
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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
- That's Raj.

131
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You guys relax, I'll get it.

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- Have some bread while it's still warm...
-(HOWARD CHUCKLES)

133
00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,560
It's like we have a butler.
If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.

134
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You have a Batsuit.

135
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,275
It's pajamas, there's no cape.

136
00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,822
- Hey, Raj.
- Hey, Stuart. What are you doing here?

137
00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:10,407
Oh, I'm living here again.

138
00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,117
Do Howard and Bernadette know?

139
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,705
Or is it like a possum in the walls
kind of thing?

140
00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,251
No, I needed a place to stay and,

141
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,962
with the baby coming,
I figured they could use some extra help.

142
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,215
Okay, cool.

143
00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,758
Anyway, come on in, dinner's ready.

144
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,511
- Oh, but I bought Chinese takeout.
- Oh.

145
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Okay. Well, if Bernadette wants her ankles
to swell up even more,

146
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she can have that.

147
00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,940
Is the Wi-Fi working for you?

148
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,441
Uh, hang on.

149
00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:48,612
I don't think so, I'm clicking on
"One weird trick for a flat belly,"

150
00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:51,281
but I'm still seeing
"Celebrities who look like their pets."

151
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,162
- I knew it, Sheldon changed the password.
- Are you sure?

152
00:08:57,413 --> 00:09:01,333
Well, the new network name is,
"Ha, ha, ha, now I've got you."

153
00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,297
So, it's either Sheldon
or Gargamel from The Smurfs.

154
00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,633
What a jerk.

155
00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,969
You're good at revenge.
How do we get him back?

156
00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:15,889
Well, my go-to move is usually
sleep with the person's boyfriend,

157
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,642
but I kind of feel like
I'm already doing that.

158
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,569
Sheldon, I know what you did,
now change the password back.

159
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,532
Well, powder me in sugar
and call me a donut,

160
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,492
if it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.

161
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,830
Sheldon, I'm warning you,
I can play this game, too.

162
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,707
If it's like your 3-D chess game,

163
00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,876
then you're out of your length, width
and depth.

164
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,006
Amy, get the Neosporin,
somebody just got burned.

165
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,677
All right, I tried.

166
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,679
"All right, I tried."

167
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,848
That should be
the title of your autobiography.

168
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,643
Ooh, a second-degree burn.

169
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,105
I've got the Neosporin. Who got hurt?

170
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,108
It's a good thing you're cute.

171
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,786
So, I was reading how it's a good idea

172
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,997
for new parents
to take an infant CPR class.

173
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,916
Yeah, we've been meaning to do that.

174
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,169
Oh, I know a CPR instructor
who'll come to the house.

175
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,129
- That'd be great.
- STUART: I'll give him a call.

176
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,924
We met when I was sleeping on the beach
and he thought I was dead.

177
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,553
Thank you again for cooking.

178
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,555
It's getting tough for me
to be on my feet all day.

179
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,850
You just kick back and relax.
I've got it all under control.

180
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,604
Although it was already under control.
(CLEARS THROAT)

181
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,482
I'm sorry, you mumbled something?

182
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,195
It's just that they've had plenty of help.

183
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,781
Well, you know what they say,
it takes a village.

184
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,158
(CHUCKLES)
Well, they already had a village.

185
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,329
I noticed the village couldn't find time
to put the crib together.

186
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,249
Yeah, well, maybe the village was too busy

187
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,876
checking out the local Montessori school
for the new arrival.

188
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,128
You mean the one with
the empty beer bottles in the sandbox?

189
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,296
We'll pass, thank you.

190
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,634
Do something, Batman.

191
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,766
-(GASPS)
- Hey.

192
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,521
What do you think you're doing?

193
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,231
Separating my delicates.

194
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,360
This is the level you're stooping to?

195
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:38,282
No. This is the level I am stooping to.

196
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,456
I believe that is
flag to crotch four, checkmate.

197
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,086
Easy-peasy, oh, so breezy.

198
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,848
Hey, what's up?

199
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,141
I'm here to put the crib together.

200
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,143
Oh, sorry, I already did it.

201
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,980
Oh, I don't know if you realize this,
but I bought that crib.

202
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:14,234
Oh, yeah, I read about that
on WhoGivesACrap.com.

203
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,113
Why are you being like this?

204
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,657
Because I love Howard and Bernadette,

205
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,493
and if I want to keep mooching off them,
I need to be helpful.

206
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,997
Hey, this pregnancy had
an emotionally-needy third wheel

207
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,790
way before you came along.

208
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,502
Why can't there be four wheels?

209
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,465
Is this what you do when I'm not here,
make really good points?

210
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:40,928
Well, look, just come in
and help me build a baby swing.

211
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,179
Thank you.

212
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,016
If you're hungry you can eat your takeout.
Nobody touched it.

213
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,604
I think I'm gonna go for a run.
You want to come?

214
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,941
No, last time that old lady in the park
kept screaming,

215
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,776
"Watch out, he's right behind you."

216
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,909
- Hello?
- Hey, how you doin'?

217
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,288
Uh... Can I help you?

218
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,041
I don't think so,
but you're sweet for asking.

219
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,670
What are you doing in our apartment?

220
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,589
Oh, I rented a room from your neighbor.

221
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,551
Tall guy, dressed like a little boy?

222
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:28,308
Unbelievable. Okay, uh, I don't know what
he told you, but you can't stay here.

223
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,145
So, there are fresh linens
on the bed... Oh!

224
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,731
Well, I see you've met Theodore.

225
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:40,070
Theodore, these are your new roommates,
Leonard and Penny.

226
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,156
They're very honest,
but I would not leave cash lying around.

227
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,535
Sheldon, what do you think you're doing?

228
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,662
My room is paid up
until the end of the month,

229
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,789
so I can do with it whatever I please,

230
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,667
which includes renting it out
for a dollar a night.

231
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,794
It's like the '40s again.

232
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,592
Anyway, I'll leave you be. I have to--
Oh, oh!

233
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,012
He's expecting a newspaper in the morning.

234
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,222
Yeah, apparently, they still make them.

235
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,933
All right, Sheldon, this is over the line.

236
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:13,020
Yeah, that's true, but had I done
something under the line,

237
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there wouldn't be a man in your kitchen
who can't produce a single form of ID.

238
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(STAMMERS)
I have a receipt from a blood bank.

239
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,486
I'm O negative.

240
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,868
And now you know as much about him
as I do.

241
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:36,126
Oh, hey, Bernadette, the swing comes
with two different mobiles.

242
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,962
The giraffes are pretty cute,
what do you think?

243
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,922
Great, go with the giraffes.

244
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,633
Although the high contrast
of zebra stripes

245
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might provide better stimulus
for a developing baby.

246
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,807
Yeah, you're probably right,
go with the zebras.

247
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,434
Good choice, boss.

248
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,439
At least my nose is naturally brown.

249
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,862
Hey, could you please
go to the market for me?

250
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,156
Get Stuart or Raj to do it.

251
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,867
Howie, they've been doing
everything for you.

252
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,120
Hmm, I know. It's really making me
lose respect for both of them.

253
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,499
Please just go to the store.

254
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,209
Fine.

255
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,462
Who wants to drive me to the store?

256
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,838
<i>RAJ: Me!
STUART: I'll do it!</i>

257
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,758
Take Raj.
Stuart is supposed to paint my toenails.

258
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,555
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

259
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,523
What do you think?
Should we go to a hotel?

260
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,358
And just leave him here alone?

261
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,821
Okay, I'll go to a hotel. Text me
in the morning if you're still alive.

262
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,786
Theodore, how long are you planning
to stay exactly?

263
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:57,290
Thanks to the coins I found in your couch,
day longer than I thought.

264
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,418
This is ridiculous.

265
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,046
(DOOR OPENS)

266
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:07,134
I like the painting. ls that your mom?

267
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,266
Sheldon, get out here!

268
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,060
Will you keep it down?

269
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,397
What kind of vengeful bed and breakfast
do you think I'm running?

270
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:24,818
We lived together 13 years.
How can you be so awful to me?

271
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:28,196
I'm being awful? You're the one who
went out of your way to hurt me.

272
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,739
Because you were being selfish.

273
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,950
Dividing our belongings is difficult.

274
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,994
Why? I said I didn't care!

275
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Excuse me.

276
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,997
It's none of my business,

277
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,084
but it sounds like a lot of this anger
is coming from love.

278
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,756
Thanks, but nobody asked you.

279
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,426
Well, I'm just gonna keep on talking.

280
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:57,100
Seems like, with Sheldon moving out,
you're in a new phase of your lives,

281
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:03,190
and it's easier to fight than to face the
feelings that you have for one another.

282
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,111
I think he might be right.

283
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,905
Also, who is that?

284
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,950
I have to admit,

285
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:18,288
leaving you to move in with Amy has been
harder than I thought it would be.

286
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,458
For me, too.
It's not the same with you gone.

287
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,543
If you're looking for a new guy
to live with--

288
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,086
- No!
- We're okay. Thank you.

289
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,965
So, no one's gonna tell me? Okay.

290
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:33,345
Leonard, I would like us to stop fighting
about our possessions.

291
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,180
Well, I'd like that, too.

292
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,475
In fact, I want you to keep
the apartment flag,

293
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977
and I'm not just saying that
because it touched your genitals.

294
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,356
- Promise?
- I do.

295
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608
And to show you
that there are no hard feelings,

296
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,111
lam willing to rub my genitals
on it as well.

297
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:55,617
Well, if we're rubbing genitals on things,
that's where I shine.

298
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Little lower to the left.

299
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,296
A little more.

300
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,674
Good?

301
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,676
No, still hideous.

302
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,684
Well, I'm sure at some point,
we won't even notice it's there.

303
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:24,604
Yeah, you'd think that, but after a while
it starts showing up in your dreams.

304
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,692
I think it brings the room together.

305
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,488
Hey, tomorrow, who wants to paint
the nursery?

306
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,698
I'll do it.

307
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,366
Why do you get to do it? I'm the artist.

308
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,868
Just because you're starving,
doesn't make you an artist.

309
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,706
Just because I look sickly,
doesn't mean I'm starving.

310
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,709
<i>BERNADETTE'. Howard!</i>

311
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,336
Guys, you heard her,
go see what she wants.

312
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,465
I think I'm in labor.

313
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:57,012
Whoa, whoa, okay.
Okay, uh, I can do this. We have a plan.

314
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,556
Somebody please tell me the plan.

315
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,891
- I'll get the hospital bag.
- I'll pull the van up.

316
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,102
- Meet you outside in two minutes.
- Team Baby, go!

317
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,400
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

318
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,070
Are we hugging or having a baby? Let's go!

319
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