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Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?

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What? ls it another video of him
and his dog

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<i>Lady-and-the-Tramping some spaghetti?</i>

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No, he can't afford his apartment,

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and he's asking if anyone knows
of a cheap place to live.

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(CHUCKLES) I wanna say India,
but it seems mean.

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(SNICKERING)

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What's so funny?

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Raj is looking for a cheap place to live,
and I wrote "India."

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Don't post that, be supportive.

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Maybe you should be supportive
of my hilarious jokes.

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(CHUCKLES) Fine, what should we do?

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We're smart,
I'm sure we can think of something.

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You wanna let him live here?

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Oh, we're smarter than that.

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I know our apartment's small,
but I think we can make room.

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No, Sheldon!

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We are not getting a
life-size Spider-Man statue.

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We do have Sheldon's old room.

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If he really needs a place to stay,
I guess we should offer it to him.

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You're a good friend.

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Am I still a good friend
if I wait and hope

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that Howard offers him
a place to live first?

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You're an even better husband.

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I know if the roles were reversed,
he would do it for me.

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Where would he stay?
We already have Stuart.

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Well, we can make some space
in the garage,

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maybe put a cot out there,

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get him a space heater, maybe a hot plate.

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That sounds awful.

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Let's hope he thinks so too.

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For the last time, no Hulk,
no Batman, no life-size statues.

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Wow.

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I'm starting to think you didn't mean it
when you said you wanted to

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-spruce up the place.
-(SIGHS)

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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- Hello?
- Hey.

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Uh, so, we've been talking,
and if you need a place to stay,

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we'd be happy to fix up the garage
for you.

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That would be amazing!

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I was literally just looking at
my moving boxes,

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trying to pick one to live in.

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I know it's not ideal,

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but you'd have plenty of space
for your furniture,

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and there's this cool button that makes
an entire wall go up and down. (CHUCKLES)

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I cannot thank you enough.

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<i>- It is our pleasure.
-(CELL PHONE BEEPING)</i>

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Hey. Can you hold on one sec? Hello?

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Hey, buddy,
you still looking for a place to live?

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Uh, yeah, why do you ask?

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You know, we have the extra bedroom,
and if you need it, it's yours.

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Oh, my God, that's so generous!

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It's the least we can do.

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Why, I really appreciate it.
Can you hold on one second?

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Hey. So, Howard,
what's the bathroom situation gonna be?

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Well, there's a sink out there,
that takes care of half your problems.

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But I can use
the downstairs bathroom, right?

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Yeah, we barely use it,
so, it'll be like it's yours.

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Cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah, hold on one second.

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Well, I...

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Hey. What's it like
sharing a bathroom with Penny?

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Is there hair everywhere?
Does she use your loofah?

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I don't have a loofah.

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Okay, well, if I move in,
you can't use mine. Hold on a second.

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Hey. Howard,
how's the Wi-Fi in the garage?

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I don't know...
Why are you asking all these questions?

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Well, to be honest,
Leonard's on the other line,

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and he offered me their spare bedroom.

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Great, go live there.

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But you made the garage sound so fun.

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Yeah, I just didn't want you to
feel bad about it.

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Unless Leonard's apartment
also has a raccoon

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that chews its way in
on cold nights, go there.

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One second. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Okay, I think we're close.

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How do you feel about
a mini-fridge in my room?

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Hey. Pal, you wanna live here or not?

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Oh. Uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Hi. Penny, this circular
is addressed to "occupant,"

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but with our apartment switch,
it's unclear whether it's yours or mine.

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PENNY: What's it for?
SHELDON: Uh, roofing.

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PENNY: Yeah, it's yours.

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SHELDON: Okay, thanks.

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"Just throw it out."

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Speaking of occupants,

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I'm given to understand Raj will be
moving into my old room.

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Yeah, for a little while.

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What about his dog?

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Uh, she'll be in her crate,
it's not a big deal.

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I suppose that's acceptable.

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AMY: Well, Sheldon's getting
a little better with dogs.

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He even took a picture with Pluto
at Disneyland.

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SHELDON: If real dogs gave me buttons,
I'd like them too.

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Well, I think it's very nice
that you're helping out our friend.

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I think it's nice that you're taking

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whatever medication
Amy's clearly giving you.

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Now, what is that supposed to mean?

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Well, it's like that science thing.

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For every action,
you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.

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Just when I thought
you couldn't get any hotter.

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PENNY: Mmm-hmm.

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SHELDON: If you're implying

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that I'd have some problem with him
moving into my room, you're wrong.

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Now, Raj is in
a difficult financial situation,

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and I'm glad he's making changes
to improve it.

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Do not adjust the dosage, you nailed it.

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Don't listen to them.

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What's weird is that Penny
almost got a science fact right.

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I mean, it's unfair.
People just assume I'm going to be upset

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by Raj moving into my old room.

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But, you are, aren't you?

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Oh, I'm outraged.

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Talk to me, tell me what's going on?

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Well, that's been my room
since before I met Leonard,

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and now, someone else
is going to be living in it.

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And that someone else is not me,

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and you know how I feel about people
who aren't me.

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There are a lot of memories wrapped up
in that room.

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For me, too.

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First time you told me you loved me
was in that room.

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Wrong, we were standing outside my room
in the hallway.

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- And there is the love of which I speak.
-(SIGHS)

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I realize it's irrational,

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but with Raj moving in there,
I'm feeling a bit replaced.

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Well, this isn't an easy time for him.

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He's losing his apartment, he's in debt,
he's probably humiliated.

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Yes, "probably,"

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but until we know for sure,
how can I feel better?

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Can I get anyone anything at all?

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Raj, you don't have to serve us.

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It's the least I can do
for helping me carry my stuff up.

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Well, it was really no problem.

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Not for you, box of towels.

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Anyway, thanks again.

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Hey. Look at that.
You got a Raj, we got a Stuart,

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maybe we should take 'em both to the park,
let 'em run around together. (CHUCKLES)

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I don't know,
yours looks like he has worms.

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(CHUCKLES)

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- You ready to go?
- All set.

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- What's that?
- A housewarming gift for Raj.

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Well, a bunch of fake snakes
better not spring out of it,

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'cause that was a lousy
anniversary present.

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It's nothing like that.

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I just-- I thought about Raj's situation,
and I had a change of heart.

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And regarding your gift, you said,
"Surprise me," and boy, did I. (CHUCKLES)

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Perfect timing. Food's ready.

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Yeah, wait. Before we eat,

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I have a little
welcome-to-the-building gift for Raj.

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- Wait, is anything gonna jump out of that?
- No, I already asked.

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Thank you, Sheldon.

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It's a blank notebook.

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I had some of my best ideas in that room,
and I'm sure you will too.

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You also never had sex in that room,
that's something else to look forward to.

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This means a lot.

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Well, I know
this is a difficult time for you.

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You're losing your apartment,
you're in debt,

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and you just-- You must be humiliated.

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- Sheldon.
- Do I--

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Good grief, she is such a stickler for
citing sources, those were Amy's words.

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- Sheldon--
- I know, I know!

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"Good grief" was originally said
by Charlie Brown, geez.

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You're right, lam humiliated.

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Thanks for pointing it out,
you're such a jerk.

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Could you believe this guy?

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- Yeah.
- Yes.

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I thought that was gonna break
the other way.

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Come on, Sheldon,
maybe we should just eat at our place.

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Fine.

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Wait, you took my room,

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you turned my friends against me,
I hope you're happy.

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What do I have to be happy about?
My life's a wreck.

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How come he can say it and I can't?

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Just keep walking.

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(LAPTOP DIALING)

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<i>Hello, Sheldon, what a pleasant surprise.
How are you?</i>

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Honestly, I've been better.

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Do you have time?
Leonard says you're very busy these days.

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<i>Oh, I just say that because he prattles.</i>

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<i>What's going on?</i>

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Well, our friend Raj moved
into my old room,

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and it's brought up
a lot of negative feelings for me.

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<i>Hmm. What do you think
the loss of your room represents?</i>

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Beverly, you know
I hold you in high esteem,

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can we skip the part where you pretend
not to know the answer,

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and get to the part
where you tell me the answer?

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<i>Very well, but if you don't mind,
I'd still like to pause for effect.</i>

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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<i>Now...</i>

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<i>You've recently moved in
with Dr. Fowler, yes?</i>

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I have.

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<i>But clearly, your old room represents
an escape hatch,</i>

195
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<i>and without it, you're forced to confront</i>

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<i>the terrifying reality of being trapped
in a relationship with Amy forever.</i>

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I hadn't thought about that.

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And don't start thinking about it now!

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<i>BEVERLY: Hello, Amy.</i>

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<i>Your defensiveness may indicate
similar insecurities</i>

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<i>about your relationship with Sheldon.</i>

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That's not true!

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<i>She said defensively.</i>

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This isn't about me and Sheldon,

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this is about Rajesh moving in
with Leonard and Penny.

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<i>Interesting.</i>

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<i>They've found a need to take
yet another roommate.</i>

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<i>It seems they're avoiding
some harsh realities themselves.</i>

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I had no idea all our relationships
were such a disaster.

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BOY, You're good.

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<i>That is the word on the street, dear.</i>

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Maybe moving in was a bad idea.

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I haven't been here one day,
I'm already causing problems.

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No, you didn't do anything, it's Sheldon.

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"You didn't do anything, it's Sheldon,"

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that would make a nice needlepoint pillow.

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Relax, we're happy to have you.

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Thank you, but how do I know
you're not saying that just to be nice?

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00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,745
Do you actually pay for that haircut?

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That'll do it.

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00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,085
Hey, Raj, I owe you an apology.

222
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,420
(STAMMERS) Could you please
put your dog on a leash?

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- Sheldon, she's fine.
-(SHELDON SIGHS)

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Well, then at least hold her still,
so I can pretend she's stuffed.

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Raj, I let my emotions get the best of me,
and I unfairly took it out on you.

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Thank you. I appreciate that.

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00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,686
Oh, I can't take all the credit.

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I spoke with Leonard's mother,
and she made me feel better.

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I don't know who you talked to,
but that wasn't my mother.

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(SIGHS)

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Beverly pointed out that I'm experiencing
insecurities in my relationship with Amy,

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in the same way that Leonard and Penny
are in their relationship.

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What are you talking about? We're fine.

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Yes, you're fine as long as
you have a buffer living with you

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to distract from your marital problems.

236
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:54,131
It used to be me,
now it's Raj and his attack tribble.

237
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,802
Anyway, I'm sorry for everything.

238
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,597
Oh. And FYI, if you cry
while they're fighting,

239
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,848
they'll take you to McDonald's.

240
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,938
(LAPTOP DIALING)

241
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,481
<i>Hello, Leonard.</i>

242
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,026
Why are you saying
we have marital problems?

243
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,819
We don't have marital problems.

244
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,448
<i>I see, you must be yelling at me
out of wedded bliss.</i>

245
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,828
Look, just because we took our friend in

246
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,664
does not mean that Penny and I
are afraid to be alone.

247
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,459
Yeah, this is a special circumstance.

248
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:34,087
<i>Sheldon mentioned you tried to
get your brother to live with you as well.</i>

249
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,258
Yeah, well, a circumstance can happen
twice and still be special.

250
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,428
<i>Do you agree with that?</i>

251
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,513
Well, now that you point it out...

252
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,432
Are you kidding me?

253
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,684
We do seem to keep finding roommates.

254
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,519
Now you're taking her side?

255
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,773
<i>Dear, I would never come between
you and Leonard.</i>

256
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,609
<i>That's for your parade of roommates to do.</i>

257
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,822
RAJ: (WHISPERING) Howard.

258
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992
<i>Howard.</i>

259
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,577
-(SCREAMING)
-(SHRIEKS)

260
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,205
It's me. It's just me.

261
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,457
What are you doing here?

262
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,293
(STAMMERS) Well, I texted you,
but you didn't respond,

263
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,003
and Leonard and Penny were arguing--

264
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,254
Not on my watch!

265
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,842
It's fine, it's just Raj.

266
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,970
You can hit him with the bat,
but it's fine.

267
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,223
And if my heart stops, just let me go.

268
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,558
L'm sorry, guys-

269
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,269
Sheldon was upset,
Leonard and Penny were fighting,

270
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,398
I just wanted to go someplace
where I wasn't causing problems.

271
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149
(SIGHS) I'll say it again,

272
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,985
India.

273
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,782
Can I just stay in the garage?

274
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,742
(SIGHS) Don't do that,
we'll make up the couch for you,

275
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,285
and figure out something in the morning.

276
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,162
- Thank you.
- Come on,

277
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,789
I'll get you some sheets,
and then we'll see

278
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,208
if I can beat my high score
on the blood pressure machine.

279
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,170
(BOTH PANTING)

280
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,632
Never should've had
all these kids so close together.

281
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,180
(SIGHS)

282
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,603
Are you okay?

283
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,856
I can't sleep.

284
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,483
What's wrong?

285
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:24,406
Beverly believes I unconsciously
consider my old room an escape hatch.

286
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,450
Is that bothering you?

287
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,953
Yes. I don't care for
unconscious thoughts.

288
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:33,206
My brain and I are best friends,
it should tell me everything.

289
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,210
I mean,
how it relates to our relationship,

290
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,796
not the bromance between you
and your brain.

291
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,550
Well, what if she's correct?

292
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,053
Doesn't that say
something troubling about us?

293
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,098
I don't know, ljust think
you're the kind of person

294
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,350
who likes a contingency plan.

295
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,228
That is true.

296
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,564
Did you know I figured out

297
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,443
in which order I would eat all my friends
in the event of an apocalypse?

298
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,823
You need to stop hanging out
with your brain so much,

299
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,200
it's not a good influence.

300
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,165
If you're looking for spare change,
I already cleaned it out.

301
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,963
Well... (SIGHS) Didn't think
this is where my life would be.

302
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,425
Me, either.
I'm in a bedroom and you're on a couch,

303
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,843
I'm actually winning.

304
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,971
You know, we're both down on our luck,

305
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,890
maybe you and I should try
to get a place together.

306
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,101
(CHUCKLES) Okay, listen to me.

307
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,646
(MOUTHING) Okay.

308
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,190
There is no reason to leave here.

309
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,777
This is great.
Everyone's nice, it's comfortable.

310
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,363
If all goes according to plan,
this is my retirement home.

311
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,325
Wouldn't you feel better about yourself
if you were more independent?

312
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,703
Better than I feel in their steam shower?
I don't think so.

313
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,083
Penny would be the entrée.

314
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,296
Then Leonard's basically a cheese course.

315
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,592
And then because I love you,
you're dessert.

316
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:12,097
I wanna say, "Aw,"
but I'm gonna say, "Ew."

317
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,727
Well, you see, I'm doing this
so I can stop being spoiled

318
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,897
and, you know, grow as a person.

319
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,482
Good for you.

320
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,360
This sandwich has
six dollars' worth of ham in it.

321
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:31,741
Don't you even feel a little bad
sponging off your friends?

322
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,953
Hey, look, I went to art college,

323
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,580
I tried to make it as a graphic artist,

324
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,331
comic book artist,

325
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,958
and you know what I got for my efforts?

326
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,459
A visible rib cage.

327
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,839
I'm not kidding,
you can see my heart beating.

328
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,134
Well, no offense,
but I didn't go to art school.

329
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,927
I have a PhD in astrophysics.

330
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,929
Hmm. Great. Then it'll be easier for you

331
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,557
to look up at the stars
without a roof over your head.

332
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,145
Morning.

333
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,439
Did you know Raj moved out last night?

334
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:03,648
What? Why?

335
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,318
"Leonard and Penny,
I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.

336
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,694
"L went to stay at Howard's.

337
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,613
"P.S., Cinnamon's with me,

338
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,364
"but if you feel like
messing with Sheldon,

339
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,742
"tell him she's loose in the building."

340
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,996
I feel terrible.

341
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,289
Should we go bring him back?

342
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,498
Well, you're the one worried

343
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,751
having someone live with us
is a sign of problems.

344
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,879
Well, that was just because
my mother got in my head.

345
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,464
It's like being possessed,

346
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,592
but instead of Satan, it's--
Actually, it's the same thing.

347
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,138
(SIGHS) All right,
so we'll ask him to come back.

348
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,640
Great.

349
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,892
Don't you wanna get dressed first?

350
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,310
Just one second.

351
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,653
Help, Cinnamon's loose in the building!

352
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,073
<i>SHELDON". Amy, quick, lock the door!</i>

353
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,454
We're so sorry
if we made you feel uncomfortable,

354
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,914
we really weren't fighting about you.

355
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,208
I just never want to be a burden
on my friends.

356
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,960
Me, either, don't wanna be a burden.

357
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,670
Is that the baby? I'll go check.

358
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,006
You're not a burden,

359
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,841
and we want you to come back
and stay with us.

360
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,301
But I also upset Sheldon,

361
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,679
and he's not gonna wanna come over
if I'm there.

362
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,597
More reasons for you to stay.

363
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,643
Halley's fine.

364
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,020
You know
she's at my parents' house, right?

365
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,025
And she's having the time of her life.

366
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,572
If you ever wanna change things up,
you're always welcome here.

367
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,033
Just not in our bedroom, you dumbass.

368
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,038
I appreciate it,

369
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,417
but I think staying with Leonard and Penny
makes more sense for everyone.

370
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,626
Then it's settled.

371
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,046
And just so you know, it's only temporary,
I'm not gonna get too comfortable.

372
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,217
Good, nobody needs a mooch
living in their house forever.

373
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,386
Hey, that's no way
to talk about your baby.

374
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,856
You know what, I'm proud of us.

375
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,525
You know, with Penny
and Leonard taking in Raj,

376
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,819
and Stuart living with Howard
and Bernadette,

377
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,071
we're the only couple of our social group

378
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,616
who doesn't need to fill the holes
in their relationship with a third party.

379
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,493
Yeah, we're killing it.

380
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,401
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