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All right, we're about to go live,
everyone on their A-game, good energy.
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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And welcome to a special retrospective,
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where we will take a look back
at the history of Fun with Flags
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on an episode we're calling...
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"Fun with Flags, Behind the Flags,
A Retrospective."
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Wondering how it all began?
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You'll need a good attention span
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For information and entertainment
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That's equally effective
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It's fun with flags, behind the flags
A retrospective
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Flags
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And mind you, when we say,
"Behind the flags,"
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we don't literally mean these flags,
that's just where we have dinner.
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Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering
how Fun with Flags began.
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So let's hear from some people
who were there at the very start.
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Howard, flashback sounds.
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(PLAYING FLASHBACK MUSIC)
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- I could've played that on my harp.
- Just roll the clip.
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SHELDON: So tell us in your own words
about that magical moment
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when Fun with Flags was born.
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I honestly don't remember.
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SHELDON". Well, sure you do.
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I was telling you both the story
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about how Haiti and Liechtenstein
discovered they had the same flag.
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It was at the Summer Olympics of 1936,
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and two plucky nations--
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Wait, I remember.
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SHELDON:
Yeah, and do you remember what you said?
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Yes. "Please find someone who cares."
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And that's exactly what I did.
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I found a lot of someones.
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Almost 200.
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Many of them on purpose.
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And now we're going to
turn it over to you, the viewers,
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to call in and share your favorite
Fun with Flags moments.
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And don't get discouraged if the
phone lines are jammed, just keep trying.
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Oh, thank God! Welcome to Fun with Flags.
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Hey, Sheldon. Hey, Amy. It's Bert.
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What-- Hello, Bert, and what is your
flag-related comment or query?
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I have a girlfriend.
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And what does that have to do with flags?
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Nothing, ljust wanted everyone to know
I have a girlfriend.
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All right, Bert, you're tying up the line.
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My apologies to all of you trying to
call in with legitimate flag comments.
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All right, we have our next caller.
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BERT". Her name's Rebecca.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Should we get lunch
or you wanna eat at the zoo?
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"Oh, Howie, I don't need food
as long as I can look at my phone."
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I don't like when you imitate me.
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You wanna hear my Stuart?
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"It's been a while
since I've gone on a date.
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"You mind if we
watch the monkeys doing it?"
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I said that to you in confidence.
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If this is supposed to be
our family fun day,
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what's so important on your phone?
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I'm on the day care's website.
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What-- Stop looking at that.
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The day care's great. It's on campus.
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My office is two minutes away,
there's nothing to worry about.
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What if she likes the people
who work there more than us?
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She already likes soap bubbles
more than us.
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When I go back to work we're gonna
leave her with these people.
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We don't know anything about them.
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I mean, they're highly-trained educators
with background checks.
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They're even required to be current
on all vaccinations.
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You leave her with me,
and I'm not any of those things.
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Where's Howard?
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He took the day off.
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Oh, let's take advantage of his absence
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and tell the kinds of jokes
only physicists get.
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I'll go first.
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Oh, hey, here. Heisenberg is pulled over
by a police officer.
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And the policeman says, "Did you know
you were going 85 miles per hour?"
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And Heisenberg says,
"Darn it, now I don't know where I am."
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So Howard back Monday?
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Yeah.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh, hello.
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- Hey.
- You wanna join us?
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(BLABBERS) But he's a geologist,
and I have more physics jokes.
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Quick, sit.
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So Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend.
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Yeah, which he rudely announced
on my flag show.
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People were so upset about it,
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no one else called in
the rest of the night.
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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I guess ljust love love.
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Well, I'm very happy for you.
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We're all having dinner tonight,
why don't the two of you join us?
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Yeah, hold on,
we don't know anything about this woman.
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What do you wanna know?
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Well, is she a geologist?
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- No.
- Oh, great, see you at 7:00.
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How about after this
we go see the exotic bird show?
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Not a good idea,
my hair is a coveted nesting material.
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Learning anything?
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Well, sloth babies cling to their
mothers' bodies for almost a year.
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I'm going back to work
after only four months.
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So I've learned I hate myself,
I hate sloths,
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and I hate you for bringing me here.
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Me, I get, but that sloth is pretty cute.
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It's not just the sloth.
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Polar bears nurse their cubs
for almost eight months.
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The orangutan mother builds her baby
a new home every night,
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and what do I do?
I choose my career over my child!
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Told you we should've gone to LEGOLAND®.
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Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend
and I don't.
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I thought you were taking a break
from women to focus on your career.
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Oh, grow up!
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Don't you have any friends he can date?
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I already set up Howard and Bernadette.
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It's your turn to
ruin some poor girl's life.
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- Hey, guys, come in.
- Thanks.
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Everyone, this is Rebecca.
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- Hi.
- ALL: Hi. Hello.
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She's younger
and far more attractive than he is.
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(LAUGHS) They're copying you two.
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What are you making?
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Chicken. Birds mess with my hair,
I come back hard.
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Finally get Halley down?
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Yeah, eventually.
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She's still not happy about
taking a bottle though.
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Look, if you're not ready
to go back to work,
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we'll figure something out.
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No, I'll be fine.
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It might be good for her.
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Howard's mother
was around him all the time,
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and he's a world-class mama's boy.
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I mean, why would you say that?
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Go ahead, have a tantrum,
that'll prove me wrong.
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It would be nice to raise Halley to be
a little more independent than you were.
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I guess.
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It wasn't until college that I learned
you can put a thermometer in your mouth.
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On that charming note, dinner is served.
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So, is this your first time
dating a scientist?
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'Cause I'm thinking of
starting a support group.
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Actually, I'm not new to this.
I was engaged to a Scientologist.
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Bert, Rebecca, I'd like to apologize
for my insensitive comment earlier.
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Don't worry about it, it's fine.
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See, it was fine, I didn't need a timeout.
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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
It wasn't a timeout. Let's get some food.
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But you made me sit on the stairs
and think about what I did--
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Get your food.
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- So how did you two meet?
- Yeah.
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Oh, it's such a cute story.
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We met on a dating website.
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Is that it?
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Oh, sorry. "The end."
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That's nice. I haven't had much success
meeting people online.
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I didn't either,
until I revamped my profile.
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What did you do, delete your photo?
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- Go.
- Fine.
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And don't you slam that door.
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Oh, man.
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Did I say something wrong?
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No, it's always him.
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So, Bert, you were telling us
how you updated your profile.
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Right, I wasn't getting any responses.
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And then I added,
"Recent $625,000 MacArthur Grant winner,"
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and five minutes later,
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- I met my soulmate.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I was wrong, you can come back in.
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So, Rebecca,
how did you become a personal trainer?
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I came to Los Angeles to be an actress
and things didn't really work out.
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I'd say she's copying you again, but...
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I'm getting tired of sitting in the hall.
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I'd love a personal trainer.
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I haven't seen my abs since they opened
a Shake Shack on my drive home.
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I could give you some free sessions.
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Oh, is that offer for everybody?
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(CHUCKLES) Nice try, I'm not going.
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- Where's your bathroom?
- Just down there.
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She's so perfect,
sometimes I think she isn't real.
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And then she goes to the bathroom
and I know she is.
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Aw. That's so weird.
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I'm sorry, Bert, but aren't you worried
she's only with you for your money?
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She better be.
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On our first date,
I bought her an 80-inch flat screen.
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Your first date? What...
Did you even measure her walls?
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Yeah, on our first date,
Leonard used a coupon to buy me a pretzel.
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And we lived happily ever after.
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The end.
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- Well, I guess I'm ready to go.
- Have a great first day back.
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You have everything she needs
for day care?
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Yep, all in the bag.
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Okay.
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Okay, sweetie, Mommy's going to go
to work now, so you have fun today.
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I told her if day care's
anything like prison,
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find the biggest baby and knock 'em out.
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Bye, cutie. I'm gonna miss you.
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(VOICE BREAKING) But I'll be waiting
right here tonight when you get home.
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Stop, you're gonna make me cry.
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Great, now everybody's crying.
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At least Halley's not.
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That's good.
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She's not gonna see us all day
and she doesn't even care!
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- Who's ready to laugh?
-(WHINES)
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Okay. So,
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Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger
walk into a bar.
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Feynman says,
"It appears we're inside a joke."
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Einstein replies, "But only to an observer
who saw us walk in simultaneously."
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To which Schrodinger says, "If someone
is looking in the window, I'm leaving."
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(CHUCKLES) That's actually funny.
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(LAUGHS)
You should send that to Jimmy Fallon.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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- Hey, Bert. Yeah.
- Join us.
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Hey, sorry if last night was awkward.
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Actually, it got me thinking that
I shouldn't flaunt my money to find love.
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I might break up with Rebecca.
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Wow, that's a big step.
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I think it shows a lot of character.
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I'm gonna hold out and see if I can find a
hot young blonde who likes me for me.
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(LAUGHS) Good one.
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Okay now, Leonard, you tell a joke.
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- BERNADETTE: How's she doing?
- She's great. Here, look.
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I see a wall, the floor,
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some Asian baby.
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There she is.
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See? Nothing to worry about.
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Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna try
and get some work done.
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Yeah, me too. I love you.
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Love you too, bye.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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- STUART: How is she?
-(YELLS)
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What are you doing here?
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Can't a guy hang out at a college
he doesn't go to
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and stare at a baby that isn't his?
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I get it,
I haven't even made it to my office yet.
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(CHUCKLING)
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ls it weird if we just stand here
and watch her all day?
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Probably.
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We should go.
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Yeah.
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(EXHALES)
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Or we could take her to the aquarium.
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I'll get her, you grab her bag.
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Hang on, Halley,
we're busting you out of there!
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What are you looking at?
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Comments from our
Behind the Flags Retrospective.
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Get this, people are calling it,
"The longest one yet."
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- BERT: Hello? Anybody home?
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Is that Bert?
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It's Bert.
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I think it's Bert.
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Hey, what's up?
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I broke up with Rebecca.
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- Oh.
- Oh... Well, good for you.
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No. I miss her.
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I don't know why I listened to you.
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He's not wrong.
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It was your crackpot idea
that he deserves love.
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You know, you need to start
raising your hand before you speak.
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Yes, starting now.
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Bert, you're a good guy,
you deserve a woman
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who's interested in
more than just your money.
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She was also interested in walking
around my house in her underwear.
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Now the only one doing that is me.
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If you're that upset, go get her back.
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I tried, she's not answering my calls.
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Which really hurts
because I bought her that phone.
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I made a huge mistake.
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No, you didn't, okay?
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Look, Bert, when I had money,
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I dated lots of girls
who weren't right for me.
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And then I gave up my money,
and now I'm alone
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and living with my friends and somebody
else should probably talk now.
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Look, sweetie,
relationships aren't about money, okay?
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It's about respect
and having things in common and--
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Yes, Sheldon?
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You and Leonard don't have anything
in common, maybe you should break up.
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You called on him.
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Guess who's home from day care?
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It's Halley! Unless somebody else put
an "X" on the bottom of their kid's foot.
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You realize they called when you took her.
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Guess who's home from the aquarium?
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Sorry again for barging in.
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You don't have to go,
you're welcome to hang with us.
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But, actually, our friendship group
is at capacity.
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But if anybody drops out,
you are at the top of the list.
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Well, unless it's Raj, in which case
we'll probably get a person of color.
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You guys are nice,
but I'm just gonna buy Rebecca a jet ski
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and see if that gets her back.
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-(DOOR SHUTS)
- I feel bad for Bert.
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Well, so he's using his money
to attract a mate.
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Is that any different than me using
my intelligence to attract Amy?
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Or Leonard using his power of groveling
to get Penny?
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It's totally different.
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Bert's money might run out,
but I can beg until the end of time.
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All that and he's shorter than me.
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Sheldon, what did Amy have
that attracted you?
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So many things.
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Her mind, her kindness,
and especially her body.
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Really?
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Relax, we're the same blood type.
He knew he could harvest an organ.
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She does look happy.
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See, this is the right thing for her.
Let's all just go to work.
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Any time.
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Let me just say goodbye.
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Halley, look at Mommy.
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Over here, honey.
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Say goodbye to Mommy.
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Look at me. Look at your mother!
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(BABIES START CRYING)
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Right, we can go.
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Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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Based on the glowing reception of our
recent Behind the Flags Retrospective,
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we thought you might like to see
how it all came together.
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So welcome to tonight's episode...
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"Fun with Flags,
Behind the Behind the Flags.
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"A Retrospective Retrospective."
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- Oh, we already have our first call.
- Oh!
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Hello, you're on Fun with Flags.
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BERT". The jet ski worked, I got her back.
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