1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:03,754 LEONARD: Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:05,923 - What's this? - Oh, nothing. 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,133 Just some math we don't need. 4 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:08,759 This is a different approach. 5 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,512 Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller? 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,183 It's just a theory. It's not even worked out. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,976 On. (CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,020 I want this. 9 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,274 But we've already met the agreed-upon specs. 10 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:27,111 Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations. 11 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:30,114 So get the kid with the two shirts to do it. 12 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:34,118 (STAMMERING) Sir, if I may, 13 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:37,622 we've put a lot of thought and effort into this current prototype. 14 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:41,209 It's a really elegant solution and most importantly, it works. 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,877 You both make excellent points. 16 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,671 Thank you for presenting it so articulately. 17 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,798 (CHUCKLES) Make this. 18 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,762 - Champagne, champagne. - Thank you. 19 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:55,681 And for the world's tallest second-grader, apple juice. 20 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,977 No bendy straw, some party. 21 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,648 (STUTTERS) A toast, thank you all for your support 22 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,650 while we worked on our Air Force project 23 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,319 and please know that we could not have done it without you. 24 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,655 - So, cheers! - ALL: Cheers! 25 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,991 It's nice of you to acknowledge us, but this is your accomplishment. 26 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,826 Yeah, you guys did this all on your own. 27 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,495 Without me. 28 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,665 To success without Raj. 29 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,832 (ALL CHEER) 30 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,252 So, what happens next? 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,505 Phase two, we test it, perfect it, and hope to live long enough 32 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:31,259 to see the movie based on our lives starring more attractive versions of us. 33 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,303 I'll definitely live long enough. Vitamin C. 34 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,390 First thing tomorrow morning, we're back at it. 35 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,808 Without me. 36 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:43,646 I hope his character doesn't make it into the movie, he's kind of a bummer. 37 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,236 AUTOMATED VOICE: Leonard Hofstadter. Access granted. 38 00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:52,405 I don't care if this thing's burning out my retinas, 39 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,615 it makes me feel special. 40 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,034 Before we field-test, I think-- 41 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,957 - What the hell? - Where is everything? 42 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,917 Who else has access to this room? 43 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,378 It's a secure lab in a classified facility, 44 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,088 only the US Government and us. 45 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:11,007 This is very disconcerting. 46 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,260 But, the movie did just get good. 47 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,055 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 48 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:45,082 Sir, I'm sorry, but ljust don't get it, 49 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,918 you came into our lab in the middle of the night 50 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,755 and took our prototype and all of our research and didn't even tell us? 51 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,883 Sounds like you get it. 52 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,094 (SCOFFS) Why would you do that? 53 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,638 You guys completed phase one, we'll take it from here. 54 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,640 Where did you move it? 55 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,892 I can't tell you that. 56 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,269 Are you implementing phase two? 57 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,687 I can't tell you that. 58 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,148 Wait, so you're just going to take all the work we've done 59 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,442 for the last year and toss us aside? 60 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:14,195 That one I can tell you. Yes. 61 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:18,783 This is all very upsetting. 62 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,368 I'm sorry to hear that. 63 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,952 As you know, the primary focus 64 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,830 of the United States military is people's feelings. 65 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,627 If that's sarcasm, please save it for our enemies. 66 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,633 I may be moving out soon. I think I found a place to live. 67 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,051 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 68 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,721 Really? You kept sending me apartment listings. 69 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,976 Um, well... Yeah, you got me. 70 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,940 - Where are you moving? - And when? But also, where? 71 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,151 Bert has a room for rent. 72 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,611 So, you're gonna be roommates with Bert? 73 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,030 Uh, no, it's pretty private actually. 74 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,448 It's over his garage. 75 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:01,700 So, the only time I'll see him is when he pulls his car in, 76 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,954 does his laundry or practices drums in my dining room. 77 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,999 Well, good for you. I actually have a little news myself. 78 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,293 Okay, we're just gonna circle back to when he's moving out... 79 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,545 Okay, that's cool. 80 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,757 I was, uh, asked to be a visiting researcher at Princeton. 81 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,509 - Hey, that's amazing. - Congratulations. 82 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,678 Thanks, but the thing is I'll be gone for a few months 83 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:22,680 and I don't know how Sheldon's gonna feel about that. 84 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,141 Oh, come on, he's a grown man, he can take care of himself. 85 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,977 You really believe that? 86 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,147 Once again, you got me. (SIGHS) 87 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,945 How can you work on something for a year and they just take it? 88 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,406 I can't believe the Air Force would treat us like that. 89 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:43,534 You know, I've a good mind to stop paying my taxes. 90 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,454 It's too bad I enjoy doing them so much. 91 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:56,046 The Air Force did it again! They're erasing our lives. 92 00:04:57,882 --> 00:04:59,216 Third floor, wrong apartment. 93 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,598 Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny. 94 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:11,020 She might disappear, but she's definitely not cleaning anything. 95 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,568 It's okay, everything's here. 96 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,321 Hey, what's goin' on? 97 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,282 You won't believe it, the military confiscated our project. 98 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,409 - What? - You're kidding, why would they do that? 99 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,952 They wouldn't say. 100 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,787 I feel so betrayed. 101 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,372 All my life I thought Uncle Sam 102 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,666 was a friendly uncle who brought you presents. 103 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,503 It turns out, he's the other kind. 104 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,088 Sheldon, I'm so sorry. 105 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,090 Thank you. Can we just talk about something else? 106 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,675 Yeah, what's going on with you guys? 107 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,469 Give us some good news. (SIGHS) 108 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:45,137 Amy's got some news. 109 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,018 Yeah, um... 110 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,271 Raj is moving out. 111 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,816 Oh, no. When? 112 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,240 -(SIGHS) - You doing okay? 113 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,658 Not really. (SCOFFS) 114 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:10,120 You want me to put on some Neil Diamond? That always makes you feel better. 115 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:14,583 No, then you'll get all sexed up, and I'm not in the mood. 116 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,295 I mean, an entire year wasted. 117 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,840 You might be forgetting another accomplishment of the past year. 118 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,261 Oh. Yeah, yeah, we brought life into the world. 119 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,807 Really? That's the importance you put on us having a baby? 120 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,726 I'm happy about it, but it's not like I did much. 121 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,146 I mean, after the first three minutes, it was pretty much all you. 122 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,819 So, did you tell him about Princeton yet? 123 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,904 No, I'm waiting until he's in a good mood. 124 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,991 Oh. Sweetie, you might not live that long. 125 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,160 I don't know, maybe I shouldn't go. 126 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,079 Oh, stop it. He'll be fine. 127 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,708 I guess. And he'll have you and Leonard right across the hall the whole time. 128 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,460 Oh, damn. Wait, maybe you shouldn't go. 129 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,755 Gotta go. Morning. 130 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,635 I apologize for exceeding my allotted bathroom time. 131 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,512 You feeling okay? 132 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:13,517 Not really. Apparently grief can make one less regular. 133 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,645 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 134 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,440 I sat and I sat, but to no avail. 135 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:24,153 Well, the more details, the more sorry. 136 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,740 Well, maybe this'll cheer you up. 137 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:31,035 I made your favorite oatmeal, plain. 138 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,788 What's the occasion? 139 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,334 No occasion, ljust wanted to do something nice for you. 140 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,628 You're so kind. 141 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,880 Now, I don't know how I ever got by without you. 142 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,719 That's sweet, but you did just fine on your own. 143 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,889 I thought that too, but I've come to realize 144 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,974 I am completely dependent on you. 145 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,228 Sheldon, you're being silly. 146 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,190 No, to wake up every morning 147 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,692 and know you're there is a great comfort to me. 148 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:06,737 Mmm... 149 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,447 Tasteless. 150 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,244 How do you do it? 151 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,249 You know, what you need to do is put this Air Force project behind you 152 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,751 and just dive into something new. 153 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,963 Well, there is our quantum cognition experiment. 154 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,965 You and I could spend more time on that. 155 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,136 Oh, I don't know, I mean, let's say we succeed 156 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,430 in proving that our consciousness creates reality. 157 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,099 I mean, what will we have really accomplished? 158 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,434 You know, a loaf of bread's still three bucks. 159 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,898 I'm confused. You're always saying that you want to spend more time with me. 160 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,942 That is true, I have said that. 161 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,444 Well, a lot, it's very annoying. 162 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,948 Has something changed? 163 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:53,242 Is there something that you're not telling me? 164 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,915 I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton. 165 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,338 Princeton, a fine institution. 166 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,008 The place where Albert Einstein taught 167 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:14,138 and where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill. 168 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,475 That's the one. 169 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:22,479 Well, that's wonderful, congratulations. 170 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,941 Well, I haven't accepted it yet, I wanted to talk to you first. 171 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:29,570 Well, what is there to talk about? You have to take it, it's important. 172 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,947 - So are you. - Thank you, but I'll be fine. 173 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:33,365 Are you sure? 174 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,828 Yes. I may have lost my guidance system and my girlfriend, 175 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:41,707 but I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company. 176 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,168 (DOOR SLAMS) 177 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,253 Although thanks to your high-fiber breakfast, 178 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,671 I'm sure that'll be leaving me too. 179 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:58,849 Really? He doesn't put raisins or banana slices or anything in it? 180 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,812 I don't think plain oatmeal was the point of that story. 181 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:06,982 - I mean, I like a little brown sugar-- - Guys. 182 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:10,402 Sorry. You're still gonna go, right? 183 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,946 I don't know, Sheldon's so vulnerable right now. 184 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,990 Oh, come on. Look, if the roles were reversed, 185 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,867 he'd be on the first train to New Jersey 186 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,620 or the second train if there were teenagers on the first one. 187 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,123 A little distance might be nice. 188 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,375 The last time a big project ended for Howie, 189 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,002 he wouldn't stop following me around. 190 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,879 He even went with me to get a mammogram. 191 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,255 Well, what's wrong with that? 192 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:34,510 No, he wanted to get one with me, like some kind of weird couple's massage. 193 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,055 And yet you bore his child, neato. 194 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,101 Well, you're excited about this opportunity, right? 195 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,270 Of course, I get to be a part of the first team 196 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,481 to use radon markers to map the structures that-- 197 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,733 Okay. A simple "yes" will do. 198 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,862 - You have to go. - I know, but what if Sheldon-- 199 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,241 Okay. Listen to me, your relationship can handle being long-distance for a while. 200 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,909 It's not like you two are very physical. 201 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,245 You don't know what goes on behind closed doors. 202 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,412 A lot of lectures? 203 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,747 All right, so you know. 204 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,377 I'm telling you, if you don't go, you'll end up regretting it. 205 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,128 (PANTING) Hey! Wait up. 206 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,588 Oh, great. 207 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,967 (HUFFS) You left something at home. 208 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,261 - (CHUCKLES) A big hug! - Oh! 209 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,973 I found it right next to these kisses. 210 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,474 (KISSING) 211 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,935 It's too late for me, save yourself. 212 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,691 So, are you excited to have your own place again? 213 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,236 - I am, but I'll miss you guys. - I know, we'll miss you too. 214 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,240 You could try saying that without smiling. 215 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,201 I'm trying, but this is the best I can do. 216 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,579 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 217 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:52,462 What are you doing? 218 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,715 What does it look like? 219 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,967 I'm playing sad harmonica 220 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,095 in an apartment as empty as my heart. 221 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,806 Why'? 222 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,643 I got the blues. My baby done left me. 223 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,480 Come on, Sheldon. 224 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,566 Amy's only gone for a few months. 225 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,985 And now that I'm moving out, your old room is empty, 226 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,070 so you can stay there whenever you want. 227 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,989 Uh, could I talk to you in the hall for a sec? 228 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,574 Yeah, sure. 229 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,832 Sheldon, you're being silly. 230 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,710 Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project, 231 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:36,048 a girlfriend who lived with me and my good friend Raj right across the hall. 232 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,508 You really care about that last one? 233 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,428 No, but that list was sounding a little thin. 234 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,807 Well, instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. 235 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,393 Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, 236 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,896 which gives you an opportunity to show her 237 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,357 that you're a loving and supportive boyfriend. 238 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,902 So, trick her. 239 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,450 All right, let me start again. Uh, you and Amy-- 240 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,037 RAJ: Can I get my stuff? Sounds like it's gonna be a while. 241 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,046 - I missed you. -(GASPS) 242 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,967 - Come here, let's talk. - Ooh. 243 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,220 Sounds serious. Have I been a bad boy? 244 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,681 - Am I gonna get a spanking-- - Just listen! 245 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,726 I don't know if you realize this, 246 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:34,356 but whenever you're between projects you tend to get a little insecure. 247 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,816 - Oh. - A little clingy. 248 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,402 I know, (CHUCKLES) and I'm sorry. 249 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,071 Oh, oh! Okay, stop. Stop! 250 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:47,327 I love when you're affectionate, but this is not coming from a good place. 251 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:51,540 Well, excuse me, but what did you do when you worked on that allergy drug 252 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,292 for two years and the FDA shut down your project? 253 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,255 I signed us up for ballroom dance class. 254 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:04,344 Okay. And what did you do when they took you off the anti-fungal team? 255 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,556 I made us have a baby. 256 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,394 So? 257 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,604 - Bring it in. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 258 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,358 HOWARD: And now the movie just got rated R. 259 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,074 Hey. You going somewhere? 260 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,954 No, but you are, so I got you this as a present. 261 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,957 Sheldon, that isn't necessary. 262 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,251 No, it is. Leonard pointed out to me 263 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,588 that I'm not always a loving and supportive boyfriend, 264 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,591 so here's some quality luggage. 265 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,761 Thank you. 266 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,513 The salesman said it could survive a plane crash, so... 267 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,810 Perhaps you should fly inside it. 268 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,068 Does this mean you're okay with me going? 269 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,861 Well, I'm not looking forward to it, 270 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:07,032 but it is a wonderful opportunity and you need to take it. 271 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:09,493 Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey, 272 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,454 so it's not like you're gonna want to stay. 273 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,419 Uh... 274 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,047 I know it's not your birthday, but if you're interested-- 275 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,590 - I am. - Okay. 276 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,719 Oh, and just to be clear, 277 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,348 I'm not being intimate with you in order to keep you from going. 278 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,350 I wasn't thinking that. 279 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,936 Well, no, I'm just warning you, you know, 280 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,357 if you find yourself 3,000 miles away and craving a hit of this... 281 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,278 I can't skype it to you. 282 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,199 That's a risk I'm willing to take. 283 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,079 All right then, let's go to the bedroom, 284 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,748 remove our clothes, fold them neatly... 285 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,546 And engage in frenzied lovemaking. 286 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,175 What if we don't fold our clothes at all? 287 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:11,054 (STUTTERS) Or... What if We fold them? 288 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,977 - Well, here's your key back. - Thank you. 289 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,229 Uh, soon as I have the place set up, I'm gonna have you guys over. 290 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,897 Oh, we would love that. 291 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,441 I really can't thank you enough for taking me in. 292 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,902 I was at a pretty low place in my life-- 293 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,904 SHELDON". Oh, Amy, you naughty vixen. 294 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,247 Anyway, uh, as I was saying, 295 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,624 I was at a pretty low place in my life 296 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,543 and if it wasn't for friends like you-- 297 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,254 AMY: My goodness, that form of stimulation is highly efficient. 298 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,094 I can't compete with that, bye. 299 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,432 Should we give them their privacy? 300 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,185 I want to, but I don't think I can. 301 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,646 -(SHELDON WHOOPS) - Okay, I'm good now. 302 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,699 Okay, the car is waiting. Do you wanna walk me downstairs? 303 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,535 Of course. Here, let me. 304 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,996 I've been doing a little research on New Jersey, 305 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:22,626 and I was delighted to learn that their chief agricultural product is sod. 306 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,755 - Is it? - Yes. Yeah. 307 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,382 Perhaps I've been harder on them than they deserve. 308 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,306 Do you think it's possible you might enjoy being on your own for a little while? 309 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,227 Well, it's hard to say. I've never really lived by myself. 310 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,729 What if I become strange and eccentric? 311 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,819 I'll love you no matter what. 312 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,158 Howard Hughes saved his urine in milk bottles. 313 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,537 AMY: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 314 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,583 You'll text me when you arrive at the airport? 315 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,835 - I will. Uh-huh. - When you're at the gate? 316 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,630 And if you see any actors from Game of Thrones in first class? 317 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,342 I don't know what they look like, but sure. 318 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,928 - Don't forget to skype me when you arrive. - I won't. 319 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,388 - And every morning. - Got it. 320 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,682 SHELDON: Now, of course my 9:00 a.m. is your noon, 321 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,142 so let's avoid the whole "good morning, good afternoon" minefield, 322 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,978 and let's just say, "Hello." 323 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,188 AMY: Good thinking. 324 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:29,276 And just remember, I'm proud of you and I support you in all that you do. 325 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,736 Thank you, that means a lot. 326 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,907 Oh, and one last thing, if you find yourself working with a male scientist 327 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:40,203 who's as smart as me, as tall as me, and has hair like Thor, 328 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:44,749 well, then, I want you to step away from the situation and call me immediately. 329 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,904 English-SDH