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Can we start the movie?
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Before Sheldon gets here?
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Last time we did that, he didn't
talk to us for a month.
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So do it!
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Hold on. Where is he?
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Well, according to his text,
he was on the second floor,
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then he stopped
to tie his shoe.
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(INCOMING MESSAGE ALERT)
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"All tied, and..."
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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Sorry we're late.
Amy took forever tying my shoe.
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All right!
Who's excited to see a documentary?
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Oh, I know this one.
Nobody ever.
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Hey! This one's
going to be great.
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This is about the rivalry
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between a cool renegade
scientist, Nikola Tesla,
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and his arch-nemesis,
Thomas Edison.
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And it's the greatest
scientific feud of all time.
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I mean, you can forget
about Leibniz and Newton.
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Done.
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So, Tesla's the one
that invented the electric car?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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No, Penny.
No, the car is just named after him.
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Okay, you don't have to be
so smug about it.
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You know, you went
to see the movie It
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because you thought
it was about scary l.T. guys.
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Tesla was a genius who
invented our electrical grid.
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Edison just wanted to
get rich and famous.
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Didn't he invent the light bulb?
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Mmm, that's what
he wants you to think.
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But without the foundational
work of Ebenezer Kinnersley,
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Warren de la Rue
and James Bowman Lindsay,
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you wouldn't know Edison
any more than you know
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Ebenezer Kinnersley, Warren de la Rue
or James Bowman Lindsay.
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Isn't he sexy all fired up?
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He really gets my current alternating,
if you know what I mean.
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Edison was kind of a
publicity hog and a bully.
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Yeah, he electrocuted
an elephant named Topsy
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just to make himself famous.
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If I had an elephant named Topsy,
he would want for nothing.
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Also, he'd be named Jumbo.
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And worse than that, Edison
filmed the first on-screen kiss,
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so he's basically
a pornographer.
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Although every time
I put that in Wikipedia,
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someone takes it out.
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Is your current still alternating?
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We're lucky there aren't
any elephants in here.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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You know, that documentary
last night was actually
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better than I
thought it would be.
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Really?
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Should've been about
Samuel Morse
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the way they telegraphed
that ending.
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You know, I already pretended to laugh
at that joke once.
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Do I have to do it again?
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Yeah, I'd appreciate it. (CHUCKLES)
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(FORCED CHUCKLE)
Samuel Morse. You kill me.
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Leonard, can you
drive me to work?
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Yeah, sure.
Hey, the guys and I
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were talking about
going to see the Tesla coil
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at the observatory later on,
if you want to join.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.
I'm busy.
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- Why? What are you doing?
- Leonard, what are you doing?
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He said he can't go.
Make a sad face, move on.
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It's fine.
I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.
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- What does that mean?
- Leonard!
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Sad face, sad face.
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I mean, I would like to,
but ljust can't, you know,
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because it's classified
and top secret.
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Hold on, are you still
working for the military?
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I'm so glad
you figured that out!
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It was killing me
keeping it a secret!
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I thought they fired you guys.
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They did,
but then they hired me back.
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Well, you better not be
working on our project,
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because we're a team.
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Leonard, there is
no "I" in team.
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However, there is an "I" in
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"I'm working with the military
and you're not."
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There's five of them, in fact.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hey, hey.
I got a big surprise for you.
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Is it pie and ice cream?
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Wow, did I oversell it.
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It's Raj and Ruchi!
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- Hello.
- Hey. Hi.
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Hey, what are
you two doing here?
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We won't stay long.
ljust wanted to drop something off
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from me and the girls at work.
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None of the girls at work
like me enough to get me a gift.
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Okay, so you'll know
why everyone at the office
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has the same handwriting.
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I really appreciate the thought,
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but it's not necessary.
I'll be back soon.
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Don't worry about work.
You take all the time you need.
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Yeah, just turn off your brain
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and let your uterus do its magic.
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It's the star of the show now.
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Okay, wasn't sure how long
I should let you guys stay.
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Now I know! Get out!
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Good to see you. You look amazing.
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Thanks for coming!
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That bitch.
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Come on, he means well. He's just trying
to impress his girlfriend.
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I'm talking about Ruchi.
She's after my job.
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Why do you think she said,
"Take all the time you need?"
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Because she was being nice?
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No, she's trying to steal
my projects while I'm at home
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taking care of this useless
plant and my dumb family.
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I'm only saying this
because I love you
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and because you can't
reach me from that bed,
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but you sound a little crazy.
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I love you, too, but I could
fling this card in your eye
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like a ninja throwing star.
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I don't believe you.
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Why would the military want Sheldon?
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I don't know. Target practice?
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Well, he better not be
working on our guidance system.
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That was my idea.
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Why don't we call Colonel Williams
and find out what's going on.
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Great. I want answers,
and he'd better give them to us.
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(LINE RINGING)
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- Hello, gentlemen.
- Hi, sir. Leonard has a question.
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Hey, is Sheldon working on
our project again?
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- Did he say that?
- No, he wouldn't tell us.
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Oh.
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So he can
keep his mouth shut.
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How do I get him to do that?
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ls he working on
our guidance system or not?
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Dr. Cooper contacted us
with an idea on how to modify
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your technology into
a communication system,
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and it seemed interesting.
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But our team developed
that technology.
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And he was your team leader.
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Well, who said
he was team leader?
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He did.
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And I like that kind of
"take charge" attitude.
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We can have "take charge" attitudes.
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Then why didn't either of you
ask to be team leader?
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We didn't want to step
on anyone's toes.
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Yeah, so we were just waiting for you to
tell us who you thought--
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Okay, I hear it.
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- Are we done?
- LEONARD: No, no.
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lam taking charge right now
and telling you
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that it is not okay
with us if--
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Okay, bye.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hey. I just got your text.
Everything okay?
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Yeah, there's just something
I need to ask you.
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-(GASPS) Oh, Bernie, I'd be thrilled.
- It's not be my birth coach.
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Okay, that hurts, but luckily I
know how to breathe through it.
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(DOING LAMAZE BREATHING)
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I need you to find out
if Ruchi's trying to steal
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my projects at work
while I'm on bed rest.
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Come on, she's not that
kind of a person.
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She's generous and charitable.
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You're just saying that
'cause she's sleeping with you.
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Yes, that's my favorite charity.
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I know I sound paranoid,
but I'm feeling really vulnerable.
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If there's anything you could
find out, it'd be great.
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And if she is up to anything,
what are you gonna do?
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Nothing.
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I'll just calmly
talk to her and explain
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there are certain boundaries
that need to be respected.
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It's really for the benefit
of everyone at the company.
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Ah. Okay, what you're saying
sounds nice,
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but the way you're saying it
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is causing my testicles
to take cover in my abdomen.
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What do you want to watch?
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Oh, why don't you pick?
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Okay, how about comedy?
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Eh, I already laughed today.
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I know. It was when I stubbed my toe.
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(CHUCKLES) Still funny.
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Drama?
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Nah, I've already seen
someone cry today.
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It really hurt, Sheldon!
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hey. We talked to Colonel Williams.
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He told us everything.
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I'm sorry, can we do this
another time?
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Amy's just about to realize she
wants to watch a Hulk marathon.
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What's going on?
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Sheldon went to the Air Force
behind our backs.
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I did nothing of the sort.
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I had an idea
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for a neutrino-based
communication system,
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I presented it to them,
and they were interested.
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But your communication system
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was based on our guidance system.
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And sonar is based on bats.
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You don't see them
hanging upside down
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in a patent attorney's office.
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You know what, you like to think
that you're just like Tesla,
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but the truth is
you're exactly like Edison.
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- You take that back.
- No, he's right.
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You are a bully, a credit hog
and a self-promoter.
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And if anyone around here
is like Tesla, it's us.
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Yeah.
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Can you believe they said
I was just like Edison?
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Yeah, and in front of a lady, no less.
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Well, you are
building on their work
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and taking the credit for it.
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That's a classic Edison move.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if I'm Edison
and you love me,
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then what does that say
about you?
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- I honestly don't know.
- Okay.
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Well, I have to google
some stuff about Mrs. Edison.
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I'll be right back.
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You know whose fault this is?
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I do. Yours.
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No, my mother's.
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"Go make friends, Sheldon."
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What happens?
Twenty years later, they call me names.
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I don't think what they
called you is the point here.
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Oh, yeah? How would you feel
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if I called you the name of a
neuroscientist you didn't like?
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Do you know the name
of any neuroscientist?
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Of course.
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Not me?
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Then no.
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Do you think they're right, Amy?
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Do you think I'm like Edison?
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Sheldon, I don't think you're upset
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because of what kind of
scientist they said you're like.
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I think you're upset because
your friends' feelings got hurt.
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You're right.
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I care too much about
other people's feelings.
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It's always been my fatal flaw.
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Sheldon, I don't think--
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No, no, not now, Amy.
I'm growing as a person.
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That was fun.
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Put her there, buddy.
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lam not fist bumping
you after we have sex.
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You're the one who wanted
to keep things casual.
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There's a difference
between casual and weird.
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Not the way I do it.
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So, how was your day?
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Like, how's work?
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Oh, great. With Bernadette gone,
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I'm getting to handle all her projects.
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Well, she's not gone.
She'll be back soon.
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Not too soon, let's hope.
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So it turns out Ruchi is totally
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trying to take over
Bernadette's projects.
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Wow, she just told you
that out of the blue?
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Yeah, yeah,
we had just made love.
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It was so beautiful.
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Our caramel-colored bodies
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were entwined like erotic taffy--
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Get to the point!
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Sorry, yeah.
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(STAMMERING) I asked her about work,
and she just admitted
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she has her eyes
on Bernadette's projects.
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Can't believe she
would take advantage
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of a pregnant lady like that.
So what did you do?
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What do you think I did?
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I made small talk for 20 minutes
and had sex again.
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You have to say
something to Bernie.
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I don't know. If I do that,
she's gonna confront Ruchi,
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and then Ruchi's gonna
stop sleeping with me.
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Raj, you can't go on
sleeping with a woman
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who's trying to screw
over your friend.
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Can't or must?
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00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,876
You know, that guidance system
was my idea.
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You figured out how to make it work.
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We didn't even need Sheldon.
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Let's not forget your idea
was based on my theory.
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Hey, we're bagging
on Sheldon here! Focus!
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I guess it was pretty smart
using our quantum technology
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as the basis for
a communication system.
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Be even better if he swapped out
the helium for xenon.
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Ooh, so instead of having to
keep it at negative 271 degrees,
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you'd only have to keep it
at negative 108.
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It would be way more efficient.
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And xenon has a bigger nucleus,
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so coherence would make it
an easier signal to see.
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You're brilliant!
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- We should tell Sheldon.
- You're an idiot!
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We don't tell Sheldon.
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We go to the military
behind his back
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and we screw him
like he screwed us.
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Yeah, yeah. All right, you're right,
you're right, we don't need him.
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We can do this all on our own.
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Do you think
you can do the math?
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No.
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But if someone else does it,
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I can double check
the crap out of it.
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I want you to know,
I did what you asked.
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I talked to Ruchi and found out
what's going on at work.
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So, is she trying
to steal my projects?
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No, not trying to,
sounds like it's a done deal.
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Here, have a brownie.
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- L'm gonna kill her.
- Okay, don't take this out on Ruchi.
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Is she trying to take your job? Yes.
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Is she parking in your space? Yes.
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Did she get a laugh
at a meeting yesterday
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by calling you "Pregnadette"?
Big one.
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But you would've done the exact
same thing and you know it.
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I never would've
undermined a coworker.
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What? Oh, please.
What about that guy Eric
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who you told it was
"Bring Your Cat to Work Day"
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when you knew
your boss had asthma?
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That was just a hilarious prank
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that ended with me
getting a corner office.
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All I'm saying is
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before you attack Ruchi,
maybe you should
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take a long hard look
in the mirror,
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because you know what you'll see,
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apart from radiant skin
and luxuriously thick hair?
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Hypocrisy!
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It is thick.
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So what do you think?
Can you make it work?
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Uh, ljust need to use the cross section
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to calculate the probability
of the interaction.
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Can we help?
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Yes.
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Why don't you run
get me a can of Pringles.
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Leonard, I was--
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What's Kripke doing here?
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He's just helping us
develop a better, more efficient
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neutrino comm system that we're
gonna pitch to the military,
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making yours obsolete.
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00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,260
Yeah, Leonard thought of it.
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- It's genius.
- Thanks.
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You see, instead of
using liquid helium...
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- Good God, man, shut up!
- Right, sorry.
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00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,727
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You didn't tell me we were doing this
just to stick it to Sheldon.
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00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,274
- Oh, well...
-l'm messing with you.
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This sundae just got a cherry on top!
333
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,905
Fine. Good luck to you.
334
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,332
The military is already
interested in my system,
335
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and my math is worked out.
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00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,335
His still has a big gap in it.
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00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,296
Where?
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00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,831
- There.
- What?
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00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,470
- Can I ask you a question?
- Hmm?
340
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,881
Does a drug still count
as an antidepressant
341
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,344
if its number one side effect
is uncontrollable weeping?
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00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,060
I don't know. I always feel
better after a good cry.
343
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,315
I've been trying to ask Bernadette,
but she's not answering any of my texts.
344
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,984
Yeah, listen, I think she might be
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a little threatened by you, you know,
346
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,321
because you can tie your own
shoes and laugh without peeing.
347
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,158
Did she say something to you?
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00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,580
No.
349
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,282
I mean, well, kind of.
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00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,242
But it's okay. She's just hormonal.
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00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,998
And, you know, don't worry,
I stood up for you.
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00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,496
I don't need you to stand up for me.
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00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,877
You're not my boyfriend.
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00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,049
Look, I care about you,
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00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,628
and you can say that
this doesn't mean anything,
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00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,839
but the truth is we're in
a relationship, okay?
357
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,595
And you're gonna have to figure
out some way to deal with it.
358
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,136
I can't believe she dumped me.
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00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,894
This is tough for me, 'cause I can.
360
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,447
Sorry things worked out like that.
361
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,530
Because I'm in pain or because
you don't have a spy anymore?
362
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,531
Let's just leave it at, "I'm sorry."
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00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,703
You're already sad.
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00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,415
Based on Kripke's calculations,
I think this is gonna work.
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00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,337
Maybe we should pitch it
to Colonel Williams today.
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00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,539
Why limit ourselves
to the U.S. Military?
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00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,172
I bet there's a lot of
other places we could take this.
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00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,378
Without committing criminal espionage?
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00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,634
You know, it's easy
to shoot an idea down, Leonard.
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00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,886
Well, I suppose
congratulations are in order.
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00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,892
You set out to destroy me,
and you achieved your goal.
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00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,018
What are you talking about?
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00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,351
The military canceled my project,
because they're going with yours.
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00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,730
That's impossible.
We haven't even pitched it yet.
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00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,906
Well, Colonel Williams said
another team at Caltech
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00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,109
came up with a more efficient
neutrino comm system.
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00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,409
Damn it!
378
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,868
Excuse us.
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00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,873
Kripke.
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00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,169
- What's up, fellas?
- Did you screw us over?
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00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,334
Ooh, I can't tell you that.
It's classified.
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00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,965
Why did you tell
Barry Kripke your idea?
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00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,265
This is all your fault.
384
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,763
No, it's your fault.
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00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,185
If you would've come to us
in the beginning,
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00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,478
None of this would've happened.
387
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,602
Well, if it helps,
you all behaved terribly
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00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,228
and you deserve what you got.
389
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,226
Well, that doesn't help at all.
390
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,984
You know, sometimes your
social skills are very poor.
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00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,236
I can't believe we let
Kripke use us like that.
392
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,491
You know, maybe you're all
more like the guy
393
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,949
who didn't invent the electric car
394
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,410
and less like the guy
who didn't invent the light bulb.
395
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,130
She's right. Maybe we're all
a bunch of Teslas after all.
396
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,422
Didn't Tesla die penniless,
forgotten and insane?
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00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,475
(SIGHS) You may have a point
about her social skills.
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00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,181
He wasn't insane.
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00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,059
He did fall in love with a pigeon.
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00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,973
Well, if we're gonna
call Tesla crazy
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00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,808
for loving something
small and unappealing,
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00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,189
might as well put Penny
in a padded cell right now.
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