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Hey! Look what I got everybody.

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Newspapers?

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Did you find a portal back
to the 1990s?

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No. If he had that,
he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC

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from breaking up.

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Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up.

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Otherwise, Justin would
never have brought sexy back.

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One thing you can't get
on an iPad,

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the smell of ink and paper.

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One more reason
iPads are better.

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They reviewed
my planetarium show.

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Yeah. It's on page three
of the Arts and Leisure section.

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Oh, look, they still have Far Side.

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I don't get that one.

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Oh. He's pushing
when he should be pulling.

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I don't think he belongs
in that gifted school, then.

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- What are you doing?
- Making a boat.

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When I was a kid,
my dad showed me how.

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Boy, you'll do anything
to avoid reading.

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Guys, it's under
"Things to do this weekend."

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I can't find it.
What does it say?

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That it's a thing
to do this weekend.

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Well, that's great, Raj.
Congratulations.

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<i>You know,</i> while <i>we're bragging,
The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine</i>

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just wrote up the project that
Howard and I are working on.

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Well, you didn't tell me that.

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Oh, it just came out.
It's just a little blurb.

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Oh. Well, good for you.

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You know, Bert and I have
started isolating zircons

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from meteorites
for our dark matter search.

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(SHELDON EXCLAIMS)

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Oh! Well, how nice.

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Everyone's doing impressive work.

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What have you been
working on these days?

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Ooh, where'd that come from?

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Where did what come from?

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I try to be supportive,

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and you break out the hot lights
and the rubber hose.

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I just asked
what you've been working on.

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Oh, my God, let it go.

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Can you believe this guy?

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I did it!

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See? It's a boat.

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It's also a hat.

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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

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Okay, how do you want
to play this?

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Do you want to pretend like
nothing's bothering you

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and blow up later,
or do you just want to be

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a maniac right now?

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Nothing is bothering me.

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Fine. Be that way.

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If you want to talk,
I'll be flushing my sinuses.

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Wait.

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I have a confession.

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When I berated Leonard,

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it was a clever ruse
to conceal the fact

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that I'm not
working on anything.

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Well, I think I speak for everyone

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when I say, "No!"

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The truth is I have
nothing of interest to pursue.

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Well, maybe this is
the perfect opportunity

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to take some time
for yourself and refocus.

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I'm sure you'll find something
you're excited about.

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Thank you, Amy.

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I don't know what I'd do
without you.

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Hey, can I stay here?
Sheldon kicked me out.

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Well, is everything okay?

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Yeah. He just wants
some alone time to work.

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Fine. Make yourself at home.

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Yeah. We were just about
to watch a little TV.

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- You're welcome to join us.
- Thanks. I'll be right with you.

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ljust have to do my neti pot.

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So what are you guys gonna watch?

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Okay.

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Hey, what do you think
we should open our show with?

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<i>Thor and Doctor Jones
or Let's Get Astrophysical?</i>

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I think we should
start with something

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that gets them up on their feet.

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<i>Maybe Sherlock Around the Clock.</i>

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Great, yeah.
Let's give it a try.

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<i>BERNADETTE:
Halley's napping! Keep it down!</i>

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Right. Sorry.

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It's cool.
We don't need volume to rock.

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Instead of blowing
the roof off this place,

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we can gently lift it off

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and set it quietly down
in the backyard.

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Okay. One, two, three, four.

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(SINGING)

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<i>Holmes said to Watson</i>

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<i>On Baker Street</i>

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<i>Come on Doctor</i>

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<i>Time to move them feet</i>

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Sing it with us!

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<i>Sherlock Sherlock</i>

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<i>Sherlock around the clock</i>

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We can't hear you.

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<i>Sherlock Sherlock</i>

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<i>Sherlock around the clock</i>

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(HALLEY CRYING)

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BERNADETTE:
<i>Nice going.</i>

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Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her.

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(HALLEY CRYING)

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One sec.

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<i>BERNADETTE:
You bought diapers, right?</i>

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Be right back.

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Rock and roll!

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Okay. Scratch paper, check.

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Whiteboard, check.

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Chex Mix, check.

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And here we go.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Dang it.

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Hello, Mother.

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Hi there, Shelly.
You will never believe

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who I ran into
at the barbecue festival.

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lam right in the middle
of some very important work.

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I don't have time for this
right now.

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Then why did you
answer the phone?

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Because you raised me
to be polite.

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Now stop bothering me.

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Hello again.

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Who did you see
at the barbecue festival?

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Mr. Watkins.

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Yeah. Really?

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You called me and interrupted
my work to tell me

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that you ran into somebody
you could plausibly run into?

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I'm sorry, Mother,
I really need to focus here.

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I will speak to you next week.

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Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you then.

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I thought Mr. Watkins
moved to Florida.

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He did.
He was back visiting his son.

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Oh, gosh darn it,
that is interesting.

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Was it Tommy or Joe?

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I bet it was Joe, 'cause
he and Tommy had a falling out

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over that time-share.

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You guys do anything fun after dinner?

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Well, actually Amy came
back over and we hung out.

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Did you know that we're both
spelling bee champs?

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We stayed up for hours
trying to stump each other.

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Who won?

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She thought she had me
with "appoggiatura,"

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but I shut that down expeditiously.

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<i>E-X-P-E-D-l-T-l-0-U-S-L-Y.
Expeditiously.</i>

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Wow. I bet that made Penny
take off all of her clothes.

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Put her pajamas on and
then go to bed early.

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- Yeah, at like, 9:00.
- Yeah.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Oh, are we still on
for band practice this evening?

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Oh, shoot.

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I promised I would take Halley
over to Bernadette's parents.

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Dude, the gig is,
like, next weekend.

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I know. I'm sorry.
I really want to do this,

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but I just don't think
I have the time.

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Okay. I guess I'll have to cancel.

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Toby Greenbaum will have to
become a man without us.

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Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs.

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And other events that
people can't leave.

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I don't want to be the one
who breaks up the band.

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You know, maybe you should

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think about replacing me.

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<i>- Okay.
- I mean...</i>

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I know it'll be hard since we-

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I bet Bert could do it.
He plays guitar.

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I'm gonna go ask him.

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I guess he forgot that
I play the cello.

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I don't think he did.

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Okay, I think it's ready.

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Should we put on safety goggles?

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Well, the funnest fun
is the safest fun, so yes.

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Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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Amy, you're here, again.

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Yeah, Sheldon said he needed
another night to work,

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so I said I'd give him some space.

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So what's all this?

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Well, Amy and I were talking
about old science fair projects

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and how fun it would be
to recreate them.

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We're making hot ice.

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It's pretty cool.

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- Nice one.
- Yeah.

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Turns out we both

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did this as our science fair
projects in ninth grade.

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Do you remember any of
your high school projects?

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Uh... Well,
I remember telling Jenny Runyon

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that I would teach her
how to flirt with boys

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if she put my name on her project.

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I got an "A," she got pregnant.

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Girls like you are why I had to
come straight home after school.

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Check this out.

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PENNY: Look <i>at</i> that.

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<i>Wow, that's amazing.</i>

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<i>LEONARD: Mmm-hmm. The crystallization is
an exothermic process,</i>

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<i>so the ice is actually hot.</i>

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-I won first place for this.
- So did I.

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I threw Jenny's baby shower.

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Oh. Hey, in seventh grade,

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I built a cobra wave.
You want to do that?

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Oh. We can come up with
a wave speed formula,

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and see how accurately
we can predict the amplitude.

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Wow, I didn't think
anything could top

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last night's spelling bee,
but here comes math.

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I'm sorry, we don't
have to do more experiments.

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Let's do something we can all enjoy.

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Hey, you want to watch
that show you like

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where people want to buy a house
and then they do?

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No, no, you guys do your experiments.
I'll go pick up dinner.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're having science fun,

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00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,986
and I don't want to interfere,
or watch you.

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00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,414
Did I actually do it?

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00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,327
(EXCLAIMS) I did. I did.

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00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,503
The answer is one in 18 million.

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00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,092
What is?

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00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,755
The odds of you
running into Mr. Watkins.

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00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,258
Oh, Shelly. I have bad news.

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Mr. Watkins passed this morning.

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Oh!

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00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,597
I'm sorry.

218
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,024
I know. What are the odds of that?

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00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,769
Call you back.

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<i>LEONARD:
Now, let's calculate the amplitude!</i>

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<i>ANN:
All right!</i>

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00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,462
Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon?

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00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,918
It's annoying when you do it.

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00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:10,970
I brought pizza.

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00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,843
Oh, thank you.

226
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,474
I have been working pretty hard.

227
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,801
I could use a break.

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00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,510
What's that?

229
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,596
Yeah, that is an experiment

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to see how many parallelograms
I could draw

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while holding my breath.

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Is that where you blacked out?

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00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,989
No, actually,

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that's where I blacked out.

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00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,569
And this?

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That is a list

237
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,748
of all the different types
of natural disasters.

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00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,165
"Fire-quake"?

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00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,919
I made that one up.

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Which I shouldn't have,
because now I'm scared of it.

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00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,509
Hey, I thought you were
working on actual science.

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00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,627
<i>I am.</i>

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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,804
I'm trying to come up with
a new approach to dark matter,

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00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,722
but people keep distracting me.

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00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,175
First, my mother kept answering
the phone when I called,

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00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,851
even though she knew
I was busy.

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And now you show up
with my favorite shape of food.

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00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,395
A circle made of triangles
served in a square box.

249
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,769
Maybe I'll just eat this
in the laundry room.

250
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,104
No, no. Wait.

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00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:13,067
You don't have to go, as long as you
sit quietly and don't say anything.

252
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,742
Fine.

253
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,824
Mmm.

254
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,706
Good.

255
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,670
Are you mocking me?

256
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,932
Hey, you want to hear
one of my geology songs?

257
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,218
So it's about rocks?

258
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,395
Better. It's about a boulder.

259
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,726
Isn't that the same thing?

260
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,145
Far from it.

261
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:50,112
A boulder has a diameter
greater than 25.6 centimeters.

262
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,230
Is that fact in the song?

263
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,648
No.

264
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,817
Yes.

265
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,404
It's sung from the viewpoint
of the boulder

266
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,330
that chases Indiana Jones.

267
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,909
That's right up our alley.
Let's hear it.

268
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,201
Okay.

269
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,203
(SINGING)

270
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,542
<i>Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru</i>

271
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:15,344
<i>A giant stone ball
with nothing much to do</i>

272
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,469
<i>But if you steal my idol</i>

273
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,802
<i>I will roll right over you</i>

274
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:27,023
<i>'Cause I'm six tons of
granite and Micaceous Schist</i>

275
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,110
<i>Yeah I'm six tons of granite and</i>

276
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,653
<i>Micaceous Schist</i>

277
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,983
<i>Yeah, I'm six tons of granite
and Micaceous Schist</i>

278
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,405
<i>Yeah I'm six tons of granite and</i>

279
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,657
<i>Micaceous Schist</i>

280
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,994
So, I think if we want

281
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,371
to predict the height
of the wave, we need to use

282
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,874
elasticity theory and model the lattice

283
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,373
as one continuous flexible piece.

284
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,919
This is fun.

285
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,546
Playing with Popsicle sticks,

286
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,878
exploring ways
to store kinetic energy.

287
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,055
It's like preschool all over again.

288
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,050
Except now if I eat paste,
it's because I want to,

289
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,306
not because
Craig Schultz is making me.

290
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,639
Hey, can I ask you a question?

291
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,814
Is it, "Where was the teacher?"

292
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,109
She was in the bathroom smoking,
that's where.

293
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,359
It wasn't, but I'm glad
to see you've moved on.

294
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,408
I was gonna ask if being married
felt any different.

295
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,818
Oh.

296
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,533
Not really.

297
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,957
Sorry. That probably wasn't
the answer you were looking for.

298
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,000
No, actually it is.

299
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,704
I mean, Sheldon and I are in
a really great place right now,

300
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,373
and ljust, I don't want
anything to mess that up.

301
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,382
Mmm-hmm. You do remember you're here

302
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,677
because he kicked you
out of your apartment?

303
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,879
Yes.

304
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,972
His work is important to him.

305
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,727
It's one of the things I find
the sexiest about him.

306
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,146
Well, that and-

307
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,315
His butt.

308
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,449
And then, I was thinking about

309
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,401
inventing a new
dark matter particle

310
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,407
to evade the omega
baryon constraints,

311
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,863
but that just seems like something

312
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,414
anyone could come up with.

313
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,584
Hmm. Agreed. (CLEARS THROAT)

314
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,127
You know what's blowing my mind?

315
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,212
Somebody thought about
putting cheese in this crust.

316
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,096
ljust wish I could find
something that excites me.

317
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,764
You do understand that
crust doesn't normally

318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,717
come with cheese in it?

319
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,851
Okay, all right, look.

320
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,893
What got you excited about
dark matter in the first place?

321
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,108
Well, I left string theory,

322
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,651
which I'd been working
on for a long time,

323
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,855
and everyone was talking about
how cool dark matter was,

324
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,691
and I thought, "Well, sure,
I'll give that a whirl."

325
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,077
So it's your rebound science?

326
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,579
What's that?

327
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,703
Well, not the science you spend
the rest of your life with,

328
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,205
but the one you use to make
yourself feel pretty again.

329
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,123
Well, if I'm being honest,

330
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,083
I never forgot about string theory.

331
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,467
I mean, it's remarkable.

332
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,342
It's the closest we've come
to a theory of everything,

333
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,970
something even Einstein
couldn't figure out.

334
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,351
Well, if he couldn't figure
it out, maybe it's just wrong.

335
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,938
But it's so elegant.

336
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,017
I mean, look, string theory posits

337
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,062
that the fundamental particles
we see in three dimensions

338
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:23,275
are actually strings embedded
in multidimensional space-time.

339
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,323
Interesting.

340
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,614
So that would mean,

341
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,703
that...

342
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,124
Can't do this by myself, buddy.

343
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,719
What is happening?

344
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,886
I was trying not to wake you.

345
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,599
Did it work?

346
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,726
Sorry.

347
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,557
ljust realized,

348
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,737
now that I'm not in the band,
I can focus on my own music.

349
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,156
You know? Go solo.

350
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,655
You said you were
taking a break from the band

351
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,281
to help with me and the baby.

352
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,039
Yes, and write an astronaut musical.

353
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,330
Picture this.
The curtain opens.

354
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,917
There's a lone astronaut floating
in the inky blackness of space.

355
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,248
Maybe wires,
maybe fog.

356
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,504
I'll let the director figure that out.

357
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,584
(SINGING)

358
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,797
<i>I really don't know when</i>

359
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:32,386
<i>I'll run out of oxygen</i>

360
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,935
Good news! I'm back in the band!

361
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,309
So Bernadette doesn't mind?

362
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,315
It was her idea!

363
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,612
So it's sort of like a guitar string,

364
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,659
but instead of making an actual sound,

365
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,953
each vibration is a different particle.

366
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,498
Precisely. And when
you express it in 11 dimensions,

367
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,747
Einstein's relativity equations pop out.

368
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,952
Does that sound like a coincidence?

369
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,833
- It does not.
- Yep.

370
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,214
That's what I think.

371
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,384
So, did we do it?
Did we just solve string theory?

372
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,627
Oh!

373
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,138
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

374
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,681
but this is not the sort of thing

375
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,928
we can figure out in a night.

376
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,010
People have been
stuck on this for decades.

377
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,720
What, decades? Really?

378
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,898
It's a string.
How hard can it be?

379
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,767
It's straight, it's in a loop,

380
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,023
it gets knotted up
with other strings.

381
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,028
Well, actually there are no knots

382
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,981
in anything greater
than four dimensions.

383
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,279
(STUTTERS) Unless

384
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:33,322
we get around that
by considering them as sheets.

385
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,240
You know, topologically speaking,

386
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,418
that has
a lot of interesting possibilities.

387
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,166
See? How long did that take me,
like a minute?

388
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,340
Thought you were getting us dinner.

389
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,921
Sorry.
I had to stop at Sheldon's

390
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,348
and help him solve string theory.

391
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,308
What?

392
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,644
Yeah, turns out the answer's knots.

393
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,692
That's cute,
but you can't have knots

394
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,145
in more than four dimensions.

395
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,481
Mmm. You can
if you consider them sheets.

396
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,157
Good night.

397
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,504
<i>What up,
my Hebrews and She-brews?</i>

398
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,333
<i>We are Footprints on the Moon.</i>

399
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,178
<i>Toby, today you are a man,</i>

400
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,423
<i>and you will face
many obstacles in life.</i>

401
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,394
<i>And some of those obstacles
are gonna feel like boulders.</i>

402
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,022
<i>This first song is about
the greatest boulder</i>

403
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,975
<i>in the history of cinema.</i>

404
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,566
One, two, three.

405
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,608
(SINGING)

406
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:57,072
<i>Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru</i>

407
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,204
<i>A giant stone ball
with nothing to do</i>

408
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,583
<i>But if you steal my idol</i>

409
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,415
<i>I will roll right over you</i>

410
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,880
<i>'Cause I'm six tons of granite</i>

411
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,213
<i>And Micaceous Schist</i>

412
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,718
<i>Yeah I'm six tons of granite</i>

413
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,472
<i>And Micaceous Schist</i>

414
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,892
<i>I'm gonna crush you
I'm gonna mush you</i>

415
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,270
<i>You took my idol
I'm homicidal</i>

416
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,898
<i>Gonna roll over you
till your brains come out</i>

417
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,821
<i>And your bones will crunch
and your blood will spout</i>

418
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,318
I'm not just a rock, baby
I'm a boulder.

419
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,278
(SCREAMS)

420
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,201
<i>'Cause I'm six tons of granite</i>

421
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,582
<i>And Micaceous Schist</i>

422
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,039
<i>Yeah I'm six tons of granite</i>

423
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,292
<i>And Micaceous Schist</i>

424
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,923
<i>Yeah I'm six tons of granite</i>

425
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,840
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

426
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,443
English - SDH