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But why do they still call Batman
using the Bat-Signal?
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Wouldn't it just be, like,
easier to text him?
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The Bat-Signal
isn't just to alert Batman,
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it's also to strike fear
in the hearts of his enemies
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and let them know he's coming.
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Sort of like Sheldon's knock. (CHUCKLES)
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Comparing me to Batman? I'll take it.
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If we don't do anything how long do you
think they'll talk about Batman?
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Well, I've known them for 11 years,
so 11 years.
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I believe they do text him.
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The Bat-Signal is linked
to his phone via Bluetooth.
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Has that been in the comics?
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No, it's just what I believe.
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All right, I'm putting a stop to this.
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If you knew how,
why'd you wait eleven years?
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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Today at work I found out
I'm going to meet Bill Gates.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Sorry, Leonard,
you and Penny had a good run.
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I'm not leaving him for Bill Gates.
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Are you sure?
I bet his internet's really fast
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How did this happen?
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Well, his foundation is looking to
partner with a pharmaceutical company
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to help develop affordable vaccines,
so they asked me to show him around.
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That's great, when's he coming?
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He gets in on Sunday, and Monday morning
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I'm gonna give him a tour
of the labs and offices.
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Oh.
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He gets in on Sunday, April 1st.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Nice try, Penny.
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What are you talking about?
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April Fools' Day.
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This is another one of your classic
pranks you try to pull on me every year.
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Literally never pulled a prank on you.
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Oh, really? What about last year,
when you sent me that email
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with the photo attached
but you didn't attach a photo?
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That was a mistake.
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Messing with me, yes, it was.
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And this year, I'm not falling for it.
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- Sheldon, I swear--
-(EXCLAIMS) What are you doing?
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Oh, you're right.
He's not coming. April Fools.
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You know what they say,
fool me N times,
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where N equals the amount of times
you've already fooled me, shame on you.
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Fool me N plus one times, shame on me.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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So you're gonna spend a day
with Bill Gates, I'm a little jealous.
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I'm a little nervous.
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You know if I do a good job,
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I'm hoping they'll consider me
for a PR position that's opening up.
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Well, if you're nervous...
(STUTTERS) I know a lot about him,
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I can fill you in
or maybe come along, whatever.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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I think I'll be okay.
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Well, I'm just saying, what are you
gonna do when he wants to talk about
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high-level language interpreters
for microcomputers?
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What are high-level language
interpreters for micro-computers?
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A way of programming computers
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using words and commands
instead of binary code.
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Oh, that's actually kind of interesting,
tell me more.
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- Oh, well--
- That, I'll do that.
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I didn't even see it coming.
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Yeah, well, you never do.
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(STUTTERS) Look,
it's just, he's an idol of mine
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and I would love the chance
to hang out with him.
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Look, I know you want to meet him but
I can't turn this into a social thing,
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okay, this is my job,
I really need it to go well.
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I get it, I get it, you're right.
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Actually, I've already met him
once before.
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He gave a talk at Princeton
and my mom took me.
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Oh, really? Was he nice?
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He was super nice.
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I got pretty emotional
and started crying
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and he didn't make fun
of me or anything.
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Well, you were a kid.
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Uh-huh.
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Bye, my babies, I love you.
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(MIMICKING CHILDREN)
We love you too, Mommy.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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AMY: Bernadette?
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Hi. Where are you off to?
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El parque.
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"El Parque?"
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Learning Spanish
so I can talk to the other nannies.
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(CHUCKLES)
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How's that going?
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH) Good?
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Oh.
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(STUTTERS)
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No bueno.
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- Thanks for coming over.
- No problem.
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Can I get you anything?
Juice box? 'Naners?
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'Naners?
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(GRUNTS) Sorry. Mom brain.
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I think I forgot how to talk
to grown-ups.
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I meant ba-naners.
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- You know what, I'm good.
- Okay.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
- So what are we watching?
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Bob the Builder. I'll catch you up.
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That one's Bob.
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He's a builder.
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Isn't this a kid's show?
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It's what we watch in this house.
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Bob the Builder,
Dinosaur Train and Peppa Pig,
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which is both funny and meaningful.
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You wanna take a break
and maybe get something to eat?
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Sure.
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Why does it not feel like we're going?
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Hang on, ljust want to see
if Bob can fix it.
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(CHUCKLES) Yes, he can.
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Oh, hey.
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I folded your laundry for you.
You're welcome.
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Uh, that's not mine.
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You're saying that these aren't yours?
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No.
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So you're saying that I'm touching
a stranger's underpants?
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Yes.
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And just like that
it's the worst day of my life.
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- Hey, why are you being so weird?
-(SIGHS)
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It occurred to me that perhaps you were
telling the truth about Bill Gates
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and it wasn't just
part of an elaborate prank.
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What would the prank part even be?
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I show up to meet Bill Gates
over your "objections"
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but it's not Bill Gates at all,
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no, it's one of those look-a-likes
that you hire for a party
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and then when I go around
showing everybody the balloon animal
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that Bill Gates made for me,
I look like an idiot.
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Have you been eating laundry detergent?
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I just need you to tell me the truth.
This is driving me crazy.
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Sheldon, he is really coming.
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- Is he?
- He is.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, now I don't know what to believe.
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Thanks for getting me out of the house,
I feel like my brain is turning to mush.
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Happy to help.
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Did I show you the video
of the kids sitting?
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Yes, you texted it to me at 3:00 a.m.
(CHUCKLES)
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Thought someone
was either in jail or dead. (CHUCKLES)
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I'm sorry.
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No, no, it gave me something to watch
while I tried to go back to sleep.
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You know what, I don't wanna be
one of those moms
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who can only talk about her kids.
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Okay, well,
I'm reading a pretty good book.
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It's the untold story of female artists
during the Renaissance.
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Oh, I'm in the middle of a book too,
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it's three pages long
and it floats in the bath.
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All right. We can talk about
something else.
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It also quacks when you squeeze it,
you should've seen Michael laugh.
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I think I have a video.
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Or maybe we can't.
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(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS)
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Why is your screen name "John Williams?"
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Uh, because I always score.
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Hey. I think I'm gonna head
to the office for a little bit.
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On a Sunday?
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Yeah, just wanna make sure
I'm prepared for tomorrow.
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Do you think you could get Bill Gates
to sign something for me?
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Yeah, maybe, like what?
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My arm, my chest, his call.
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His call will be to the police.
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Penny, remember when I introduced you
to hundred calorie Dove Bars
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and you said you owed me,
like, big time?
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Guys, even if I wanted
to introduce you,
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there is no room in his schedule.
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I mean, look at this itinerary.
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I meet him at his hotel
first thing tomorrow morning,
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and then we're on the go all day long.
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You're right. Guys, this is her job,
we need to respect that.
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Thank you, honey.
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Proud of you.
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Love you.
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I totally just saw
what hotel he's staying at.
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What are we waiting here for?
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For Penny to walk down the stairs,
get in her car and drive away.
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Right, smart. (CLEARS THROAT)
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That long enough?
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She's pretty quick, let's go.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What would you do
if you had a billion dollars?
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Same as Bill Gates,
try to make the world a better place,
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but I'd do it
in a working Iron Man suit.
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I didn't know that came
in a boys medium.
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(STUTTERS) This is a bad idea,
maybe we should go.
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What are you talking about?
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(STUTTERS) I don't know,
I'm just feeling guilty
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like I'm kinda sneaking around
behind Penny's back.
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We're not doing anything wrong.
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We're just hanging out in a hotel
lobby, plenty of people do that.
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The businessmen,
the high-end prostitutes.
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That's a fun new game, CEO or ho.
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No, this is wrong, let's go.
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Guys, guys, that's him. Be cool.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Cooler.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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(STUTTERS) Mr. Gates,
I'm Doctor Leonard Hofstadter,
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we've actually met before.
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Sorry, I don't remember.
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You were so nice... (STUTTERS)
And it was really special to me
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because you've been
such a big influence on my life.
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I mean, ever since I was a little kid,
I've looked up to you like a hero.
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Oh, now I remember.
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Would you like a tissue?
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How about a hug?
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How about a tissue?
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Sorry I talked about my kids
the whole time.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I mean, besides you cutting up
my meat for me, it was a lovely lunch.
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God, what's happening?
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I'm a smart, educated, successful...
(STAMMERS)
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Woman?
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I was gonna get it.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Pregnancy and childbirth
actually cause physical changes
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to the structure of your brain.
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I liked the old structure of my brain.
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But then I liked
a lot of my old structures.
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Well, these are positive changes.
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Studies with rats show that new mothers
are more sensitive to danger,
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better at multitasking
and bolder in the pursuit of food.
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I did stick a couple
of lamb chops in my purse.
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So that's what I was smelling.
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Look, even though your brain
is different, in many ways it's better.
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But were you bored?
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Of course not.
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You're lying.
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Which you can tell
because your maternal brain
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is better at sensing non-verbal cues.
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Now you're just being condescending.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Look at you, two-for-two.
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LEONARD: Hold the door, hold the door.
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Oh, hi, Leonard.
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Didn't you hear me yell "hold the door"?
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I did. But you know what they say,
"hold the door, get robbed some more."
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No one says that.
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Oh. Well, they should
because it's true and it rhymes.
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So, where have you been?
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Actually, I met Bill Gates.
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(SIGHS)
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I see, you're all in on it,
ah, nice try.
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It's not an April Fools' joke, Sheldon.
I actually went to a hotel and met him.
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Right, right. Okay, so, "Bill Gates"
was at the "hotel" that you "went to."
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Why is "went to" in quotes?
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Fine. So "Bill Gates" was at the "hotel"
that you went to.
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That's you and Bill Gates.
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It is.
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- Were you crying?
- No.
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So it wasn't a joke
and I actually could have met him?
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He's probably still there.
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(GASPS) What hotel?
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The La Quinta Inn in Thousand Oaks
under the name Hernandez.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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April Fools.
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(KEYS CLATTER)
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- Hey.
- Hey. Where have you been?
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Ah, just hanging out with the guys.
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They still mad at me?
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Uh, they were,
but then I was like, "Hey."
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And they were like, "What?"
and I was like, "You know,"
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and they were like, "Okay. "
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You're a good husband.
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Well, it's not for me to say but you
just said it so you're probably right.
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Well, as it turns out,
there is a little reception
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for Mr. Gates tomorrow night, I asked
if I could bring you and they said yes.
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What?
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Yeah, you get to meet Bill Gates again.
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Wait, what do you mean again?
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'Cause you met him
that one time with your mom.
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Yes.
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And then again tomorrow for
a total of two and only two times.
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Yeah, I wonder if he'll remember you.
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Yeah, I wonder that too.
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BERNADETTE: (THROUGH SPEAKERS}
The sun is losing about six times ten
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to the twelfth grams per second
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so the fraction of the mass
it loses every year
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is about ten to the negative thirteenth.
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But don't worry,
it'll be millions of years
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before we all freeze to death.
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Sweet dreams.
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Wow. Hop on Pop took
a dark turn there at the end.
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Amy made me realize
that new mothers are cognitively primed
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to take in new information,
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and I've been wasting it
making up songs about our babies' toes.
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To be fair I co-wrote
Pinky Toe Pinky Toe.
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Evolution gave me this mom brain
to focus on the baby,
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but I figure I can hack it
to learn all kinds of new things.
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That's great.
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Yeah, there was a problem
and I fixed it.
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Like, Bob the Builder
in that giraffe cage.
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Spoiler alert,
I didn't see that one yet.
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So that's fun,
you get to meet Bill Gates again.
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It's not fun, I'm screwed.
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It's fun for us. (CHUCKLES)
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Maybe he won't remember you.
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I snotted on his tie.
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Yeah, you did, like a lot.
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Hello, Leonard.
I thought I'd find you here.
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You snake.
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What's going on?
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He sent me all the way to Thousand Oaks
to meet Bill Gates
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when he knew full well
he wasn't staying there.
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Leonard, that's terrible.
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Yeah, why would you do that?
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You know he's staying
at the Double Tree in Long Beach.
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Ah-ha.
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Wait, how do I know
you're not tricking me?
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We probably are.
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(SIGHS)
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But what if we're not?
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You think you're so smart.
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You think I'm going to fall for it
again, don't you?
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Well, I won't.
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- Where you going?
- Shut up.
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Aw, you sure you can't come?
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I want to but I'm just too sick.
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(PENNY SIGHS)
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You really wanted to meet him.
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I know. I've been trying to hide it,
so I could go
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but I don't wanna make him sick.
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You know, you do look
pretty pale and clammy.
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Yeah.
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Have fun.
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Well, feel better, okay.
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No, that's just my regular
pale and clammy.
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I mean, really the bigger danger
isn't the loss of mass
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instead it will run out of hydrogen
to use for nuclear fuel,
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swell up into a red giant
and fry the Earth.
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So you don't want to split a salad?
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No, thank you.
But speaking of splitting things,
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did you hear about
the light-splitting greenhouse film
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that could improve
photosynthetic efficiency?
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No. (SIGHS)
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Just a little something I read while
nursing a human being that I made.
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- L'm just gonna get the chicken.
- Ah.
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N-E-K-C-I-H-C.
Chicken backwards boom, mom brain.
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And a whole bottle of wine.
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Oh, oh, oh. Oh, in your face. (LAUGHS)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
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Oh, hey sweetie, how ya feeling?
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Oh, okay, I'm just resting.
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00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,755
Well, I have a surprise
that might make you feel better.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, look who's here.
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Wait, I know you.
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00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,924
No, you don't.
348
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,514
Yes, I do. You were waiting for me
at my hotel.
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You ruined my tie.
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Wait, what? What's he talking about?
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Uh...
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He obviously, he's kidding. (CHUCKLES)
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(STUTTERS) That's a good one Bill,
I gotta go.
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SHELDON: Stupid Leonard
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meeting stupid Bill Gates
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without stupid me.
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00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,676
Aw.
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I'm so sorry... Sheldon?
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00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,512
Leonard, I can't stay mad at you.
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Apology accepted.
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What's for dinner? I'm starving.
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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(NANNIES CONVERSING IN SPANISH)
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(IN ENGLISH) How are you ladies doing?
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Raise your hands, if you're bueno.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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Mi Ilamo Stuart Bloom.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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English - SDH