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RAJ: If Bruce Banner is driving
a rental car and turns into the Hulk,
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do you think he's covered or
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does he need to
add the Hulk as an additional driver?
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You really need a girlfriend.
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(GASPING) Mailman's here!
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Aw. Remember when he used to
get that excited to see us?
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Do you have any mail
for Doctor Sheldon Cooper?
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I do, but I can't hand it right to you,
I have to put it in the box.
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And that is what
separates the U.S. Postal Service
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from those hippies at FedEx.
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Oh, goody.
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What is so exciting?
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It's a letter from Doctor Wolcott.
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We've been corresponding
about my string theory research.
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Wait, Robert Wolcott?
Like Wolcott's Theorem, Wolcott?
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The very same.
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RAJ: Didn't he go crazy
and cut off all contact with people?
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HOWARD: Yeah, he was driven mad
by a friend
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who kept wanting to
talk about the Hulk's car insurance.
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Oh, he's invited me
to his cabin for the weekend
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To discuss a breakthrough he's had.
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HOWARD: His cabin?
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Yes, he lives off the grid
up in the mountains.
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So, you're gonna
go to the middle of nowhere
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and spend the weekend
with a crazy man you've never met?
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Yes, why?
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No reason, have fun.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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SHELDON: Hmm.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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(LAUGHING) Nice one.
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Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like
when you read.
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- Hey.
- What, he said it.
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Sheldon, what are you doing?
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I'm decoding Doctor Wolcott's letter
using this book as the key.
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Aren't conversations more fun
when they're in code?
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Yes, but I'm using a code
where "yes" means "no."
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Oh, I got it.
He's given me directions to his cabin.
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Seems a little paranoid.
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Wha- He is not paranoid.
(CLEARING THROAT)
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What are you doing?
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Following his instructions.
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Leonard, you are not letting
Sheldon go alone this weekend.
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Well, I am a grown man,
I don't need somebody to chaperone me.
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I just need him to drop me off,
pick me up and pack me a sack lunch.
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Don't look at me.
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When the music stopped,
you were holding Sheldon.
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Amy can't take him, it's her
bachelorette party this weekend.
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Yes, it is! Because I'm getting married!
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Are you gonna be doing that all weekend?
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Yes, do you know why?
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Because you're getting married!
(WHOOPING)
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(WHOOPING)
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All right, Leonard,
looks like you're driving me.
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But maybe you could drop me
at the bottom of the mountain,
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I want him to think I'm cool.
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HOWARD: That's great,
everyone's got weekend plans.
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Amy has her bachelorette party
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and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods
and get hunted for sport.
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Yeah, as someone who has to track him
every time he gets lost in IKEA,
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I fee I like I'd be really good at that.
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Leonard, you cannot drop him off,
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you have to stay with him
and keep him safe.
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Howard, you have to go
and keep Leonard safe.
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- Fine.
-l get it.
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And you want me to go
and keep Howard safe.
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- Actually, I-
- Just say yes
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or he's gonna want to
come to the bachelorette party.
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Are you sure
you're going to be okay this weekend?
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Of course.
I'm much more concerned about you.
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I know how you gals behave
when the men are away.
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You do?
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I've read the Bacchae by Euripides.
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Drinking wine, riding panthers...
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Proof that girls have gone wild
for over 2500 years.
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Well, I wish I could say
none of that is gonna happen,
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but Penny is planning it,
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and she is the reason I own those
underwear with writing across the butt.
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Well, just be careful
and use protection.
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What do you think is gonna happen?
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I don't know, but it's going to be sunny
and you burn easily.
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It'll be fine.
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I'm sure there'll be some drinking
and some dancing
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and then a mailman will probably show up
and take his clothes off.
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Nicholas is going to
take his clothes off?
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No, not our mailman.
A dancer pretending to be a mailman.
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Impersonating a federal employee,
oh, where's the after party, prison?
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It's sweet that you're worried about me.
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Well, of course I'm worried about you.
I want you to be safe.
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And I want you to be safe.
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I will be. I'll have my friends with me.
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If anything should go wrong
I can use them as human shields.
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LECTURER ON RECORDING:
For most of human history,
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time was believed to be
an objective part of reality.
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But with the contributions
of immanuel Kant,
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science and philosophy charted-
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When I said you should make a playlist
for the road trip, I meant music.
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This is better than music.
This is a lecture on non-linear time.
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Sounds like it's just on regular time.
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Yes, but I put it on shuffle.
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This is nice.
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The four of us
haven't taken a trip like this
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since Leonard's bachelor party.
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And now here we are for Sheldon's.
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(STAMMERING) Leonard...
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As Sheldon's best man,
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I need to inform you
that this is not a bachelor party.
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And tell them why.
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Because you're a tiresome scold.
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No. It's because a bachelor party is
typically a hedonistic blow-out
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where no pleasures
of the flesh are denied.
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I'm not interested in that.
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How is that not exactly what I said?
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Okay, now, I promised Sheldon things
weren't gonna get too crazy tonight.
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Should I be worried?
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Just about who you're marrying.
(CLEARING THROAT)
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Just come on.
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Welcome to your bachelorette party!
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(GASPING)
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(UNSURELY) Oh.
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It's a quilting bee!
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My bachelorette party's a quilting bee!
(LAUGHING UNSURELY)
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Isn't it perfect?
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Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers
and sex toys we thought,
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"What does Amy like?"
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Amy likes a quilting bee.
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RAJ: Well, this place is creepy.
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SHELDON: Why?
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Did you see his vegetable garden?
Heirloom tomatoes in April.
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creepy-
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Okay, listen. Doctor Wolcott
is a brilliant topologist,
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we need to set some ground rules
so that you don't embarrass me.
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No magic. No whining. You, just no.
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Hey...
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How come he gets to whine?
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Doctor Wolcott. Doctor Wolcott.
Doctor Wolcott.
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(LOCKS UNLOCKING)
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(MORE LOCKS UNLOCKING)
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That's a lot of locks.
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That's a lot of knocks.
They're made for each other.
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Doctor Wolcott.
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Doctor Cooper. Uh, who are these people?
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Oh, these are my friends.
I wrote about them in my letter.
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Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter.
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Oh, that's because
ljust sent it this morning,
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so score one for linear time.
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Well, um, I don't normally
allow strangers into my house.
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But when you do,
you let them out, right?
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Doctor Cooper, if you can promise me
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these men share
your intellect and academic rigor,
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yeah, I suppose they can join us.
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You guys might need to wait in the car.
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Well, let me show you around.
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This is the chair
where I do most of my thinking.
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My thinking about work.
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Now, my thinking about people
who have wronged me, I do over there.
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I've always said that
I should get a grudge chair.
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Leonard, have I not always said that?
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You have, but you were worried
you'd spend too much time in it.
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Well... That is a real concern.
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Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing!
I can eat it like an apple.
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My secret is I fertilize it
with my own manure.
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The look on your face. (GIGGLING)
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It's a sort of grin,
you wanna know what kind?
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So, Doctor Wolcott,
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in your letter you said you had
a new mathematical approach
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that would help me conceptualize
the dimensions in string theory.
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Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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But, before we get started,
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lam going to need
to collect everybody's phones.
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- Oh.
- LEONARD: Why?
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Because they are
little listening devices, aren't they?
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Yes, for people to spy on you
and steal your work.
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Yeah, what happened to the good old days
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where if someone
wanted to steal your work
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they had to hire a prostitute
to seduce you?
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Who told you about that?
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Just making a joke.
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Yeah, it's not funny when it happens.
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All right, now, you're probably going to
want to start with this notebook here.
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- Oh.
- Here we are.
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Oh, my. on. (CHUCKLING)
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Um, no offense, Doctor Wolcott,
but I'm not sure this makes any sense.
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That's because
I've written it all backwards.
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You- Wow.
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That's "wow" backwards.
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You... Um, I still don't get it.
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Well, plus, the numbers are letters
and letters are numbers.
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(INHALING) Oh.
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I love him.
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Are you having fun?
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Yeah, ljust, uh,
finished sewing this top-to-bottom,
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and now
I'm going to sew it side-to-side.
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- Pace yourself.
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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- Some more tea?
- Oh, lovely.
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Oh!
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Seriously? What the hell?
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- Huh?
- What?
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This is my bachelorette party,
tea and quilts?
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Well, you said
you didn't want anything crazy.
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Yes, but I said it like,
"I don't want anything crazy,"
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which clearly means
I wanted something crazy.
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I mean,
is this how boring you think I am?
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Penny, she asked you a question.
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Of course not.
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So, you thought that
I would like quilting?
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Well, don't you?
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Of course, I like quilting,
it's the slowest way to make a blanket.
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But this is my bachelorette party.
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It's supposed to be fun and wild
and full of bad decisions.
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Hey, we can make bad decisions.
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Yeah, she had two kids back-to-back
and I thought you'd like this,
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so we're off to a good start.
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Come on, let's go somewhere we can do
body shots off shirtless bartenders.
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Yes.
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Oh, I don't know,
that might be too much.
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All right, you know what, why don't
we stay home and have a little wine-
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What are you not getting about this?
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Doctor Wolcott,
your work on time is revolutionary.
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I would say thank you,
but in my theory of time
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you've already
called my work revolutionary,
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I've already thanked you,
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and I hate repeating myself,
so let's move on.
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Wait a minute. Are you saying
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that time has multiple dimensions,
the same as space?
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No, no. I'm not saying it,
the math is saying it.
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Though, it is the math that I invented,
so, yes, I guess I am saying it.
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You understanding any of this?
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I haven't understood anything
since poop-tomato.
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My goodness, this is incredible.
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See, I... I'm just not seeing
where string theory fits into all this
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and that's where I think that you and I
could be of help to each other.
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Thank you, I'd be honored.
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All right. Allow me to
show you my most recent journal.
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Sheldon's right,
this guy... This guy's brilliant.
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Yeah, I mean, he's a little kooky,
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but a mind that can reconceptualize time
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probably has a reason
for keeping a jar of toenail clippings
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that we just don't understand.
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I could spend months up here
just going through his math.
242
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,917
You know, I think Sheldon might.
243
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,125
Great, who's gonna tell Amy
244
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,051
we lost her fiancé
to a mad man in the mountains?
245
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:16,929
Hey, I drove.
246
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,845
This is so exciting.
Can we do a body shot?
247
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,772
I've always wanted to do a body shot.
Also, what's a body shot?
248
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,606
It's when you take a drink
out of a stranger's belly button.
249
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,278
Oh, no thanks.
250
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,981
What if they have an outie?
Does it just spill everywhere?
251
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,201
Okay, look, we've got all night.
Let's just take it easy-
252
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I'm getting married!
253
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(CHEERING)
254
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,121
Here you go, first round's on the house.
255
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,748
- Ooh.
- Hey, there. Do you do body shots?
256
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,204
Oh. She said she didn't want one-
257
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Mind your business.
258
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,541
Cheers! (WHOOPING)
259
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,390
Amy? Amy? Should we get her home?
260
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,386
Why? She's sound asleep
and we have sliders coming.
261
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,353
One more round.
262
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,818
So, how would this work
in the context of a singularity?
263
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,820
Yes, that's a tricky bit to explain.
264
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,194
I assume you're familiar
with non-abelian group theory.
265
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,573
Oh, and how! You never
forget your first group theory.
266
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,995
Listen, I'm going to put
on a pot of coffee,
267
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,948
because there's a
lot of math to go through.
268
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,121
And he said he didn't
want a wild bachelor party.
269
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,618
Excuse me?
270
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,954
Oh, Sheldon is getting married
in a month.
271
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,588
Oh, congratulations.
Yeah, I'm a married man myself.
272
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,210
Oh, really? ls she here?
273
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294
And alive?
274
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,015
And... And can people
other than you see her?
275
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,766
She lives in Munich.
It's a perfect marriage.
276
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:52,442
We focus on our work and send each other
cards every year on our birthdays.
277
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,436
Wait, what... What month is it?
278
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,146
- Uh, April.
- Most years.
279
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,403
The point is we give each other space.
280
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,826
I give her Europe,
she gives me South America,
281
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,529
that's where she thinks I'm living.
282
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,455
Oh, I... I've never considered
a long distance marriage.
283
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,457
Well, listen,
if you want to be a great scientist
284
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,004
you can't afford to be distracted.
285
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,460
Hey, where are my manners?
You fellows must be hungry.
286
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,760
- Do you like rabbit?
- Yeah. Sure.
287
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,634
- Sounds good.
- Okay.
288
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,309
But can you tell the
difference between rabbit and squirrel?
289
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,681
- No. Don't think so.
- Probably not.
290
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,560
Great, we're having rabbit.
291
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,560
Be right back.
292
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,404
It's amazing how much he's accomplished
293
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,577
by isolating himself from
the distractions of day-to-day life.
294
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,405
Okay, please don't tell me
you wanna live like this.
295
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,287
See, that's the strange thing, I don't.
296
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,376
What is wrong with me?
Why don't I want this?
297
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,128
Look how cool it all is.
298
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
Nothing is wrong with you.
299
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,217
You have friends, you have a fiancée.
You have a full life.
300
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,971
You know what? You're right.
301
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,475
Thank you for bringing me up here.
302
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,728
But I think I'm ready to go home now.
303
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,901
Really? You don't want to stay
for dinner and talk more science?
304
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:22,232
No, no, we better go. I miss Amy.
And my phone.
305
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,953
(GUN FIRING)
306
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,948
Also, I'm from Texas
307
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,409
and I can taste the difference
between rabbit and squirrel.
308
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,872
(TV PLAYING MUSIC)
309
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,715
Whoa... Huh?
310
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,633
- Oh, look who's back.
- There she is.
311
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,214
What happened? How did we get here?
312
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,720
You don't remember anything?
313
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:53,020
I remember taking some shots
and then... That's it.
314
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,898
Oh, my gosh, did I pass out?
315
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,476
You kinda did.
316
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,357
At my own bachelorette party?
I'm so lame.
317
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,199
Oh, you didn't pass out
before you did all kinds of fun stuff.
318
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,442
What did I do?
319
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,700
(INCREDULOUSLY) What did you do?
320
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,406
(IN NORMAL VOICE) What did she do?
321
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,621
Um, well, you don't remember
Riverdancing on top of the bar?
322
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,136
- I did that?
- Yeah, you did.
323
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,212
Mmm.
324
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,681
But I don't know how to Riverdance.
325
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,639
Didn't stop you from
teaching all those shirtless firemen.
326
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,102
I saw shirtless firemen?
327
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,600
Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole.
328
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,612
Did I flash anybody?
329
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,690
How about "everybody"?
330
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,493
I can't believe it, I'm so embarrassed.
You didn't take any pictures, did you?
331
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,994
Oh, no, we would never do that to you.
332
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,498
Yeah, but if there were pictures,
they would be (SINGSONG) crazy.
333
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,876
- You guys are good friends.
- PENNY: Mmm.
334
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,418
(IRISH FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYING)
335
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,432
Dinner!
336
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,060
Guys?
337
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,062
I can't believe they left
without saying goodbye.
338
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,823
Wait a minute,
what if they stole my work?
339
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,744
Wait a minute,
what if they were never here at all?
340
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,655
Wait a minute,
341
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:38,209
what if they haven't gotten here yet
but they're on their way?
342
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,912
I'd better tidy up.
343
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,973
Hello.
344
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,017
Welcome back. How did it go?
345
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,263
Doctor Wolcott's theories of time
346
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,270
might save
my new interpretation of string theory.
347
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,813
Well, that's exciting.
348
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:06,362
Yeah, it is.
How was your bachelorette party?
349
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,283
Well, I was in a bar
and I saw some shirtless men.
350
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,244
They were firemen
and they fought over me.
351
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,282
But, Penny and Bernadette
got me out of there
352
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,209
before the victor got my spoils.
353
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,330
I see.
354
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,708
What's the matter? You look glum.
355
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,886
Amy, would you still love me
if I wasn't who you thought I was?
356
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,929
What are you talking about?
357
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:41,015
Well, what if it turns out
I'm not the single-minded,
358
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,940
science-obsessed recluse
359
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,359
who puts his work
above everything and everybody else
360
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,686
that you fell in love with?
361
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,151
What if I'm not the straight-laced,
362
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,282
buttoned-up,
quilting queen you thought I was?
363
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,367
What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman?
364
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,375
I'd still love you.
365
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,302
I'd still love you, too.
366
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,593
Do you really know how to Riverdance?
367
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,056
You tell me.
368
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,287
I'm the only man you do that for.
369
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,246
(THEME SONG PLAYING)