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All right, Saturday is the big day.
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A lot of people thought
this would never come.
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I may have been one of those people.
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I may have been one of those people.
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- Wait, are we talking about the wedding?
- Yes.
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Yeah, I was definitely
one of those people.
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And yet, here we are. Now, we got
a lot of family coming in tomorrow.
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I'm gonna need everyone's help.
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Think of this as
one of your comic book movies.
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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.
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Like the new Avengers.
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- Which one was that?
- The one you slept through last weekend.
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That was a good nap.
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Well, I think it's more like
Lord of the Rings ,
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and you're the Fellowship.
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Someone's got to go to Gondor,
someone's got to go to Mordor,
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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.
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- You mean the Balrog?
-l mean, my mother.
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- That is a perfect metaphor, Amy.
- Thank you.
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Because it also involves a ring
that binds me in servitude forever.
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He said "forever".
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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That was Wil Wheaton.
He's really excited about tomorrow.
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As am I.
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If you'd have told me as a child,
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that an actor from Star Trek
would be officiating my wedding,
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I would've said, "Ooh! William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton," I'd have said,
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"Well, did you even
try William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"Yes, but he costs too much money,"
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I'd have said,
"Well, Wil Wheaton's good, too. "
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Why do you keep
tying and untying that bow tie?
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I can't seem to get it even.
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I don't think it's supposed to be even.
Sometimes a little asymmetry looks good.
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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."
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The Renaissance?
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Amy, you know I'm more of
an Enlightenment person.
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At some point, we have to decide
how we want to raise the children.
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So, are you feeling okay?
No wedding jitters?
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No.
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There is nothing in the world
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that would stop me
from marrying you tomorrow,
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even me from the future
coming back to prevent the wedding
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and the subsequent birth of a child
who will destroy humanity.
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Because if you came from the future,
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that would mean you already went through
with the wedding
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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.
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I love you so damn much.
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(PENNY SIGHS)
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Mr. Fowler, are you okay back there?
Do you need more air?
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He's fine.
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I'm surprised Amy didn't pick us up.
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Oh. Well, you know, she's pretty busy
the day before her wedding.
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Too busy for her mother?
She used to be such a devoted daughter.
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Now, she's just waiting for me to die,
so, she can get my china.
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Thank you, again, for picking us up.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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You know, our driver to the airport
was also a Indian fella.
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Mom.
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Oh, so, now, it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian?
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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.
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See? You have to excuse her.
She's just pregnant and hormonal.
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Yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.
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Yeah.
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(SARCASTICALLY) Whoopee!
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Her husband would be here,
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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) so, everything's fine.
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(STERNLY) Stop it. We're separated.
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You don't say.
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AMY: So, you're Sheldon's big brother.
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Oh, yeah. He got the brains.
I got the bod.
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And the face and the hair.
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I like your accent.
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Sheldon, did you used to
sound like that? Can you still?
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I can. I will not.
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Amy, you said something about my bow tie
that I can't stop thinking about.
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Don't you mean,
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(IMITATING SOUTHERN ACCENT)
"Y'all said somethin' 'bout my bow tie?"
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Go on, say it. Say it.
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Hey, guys, look who I have.
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- ALL: Hey!
- MISSY: Oh, my God.
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- Hey, Shelly.
-l'm so glad you made it, Missy.
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This is my fiancee, Amy.
Amy, this is my sister.
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Hi.
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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.
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It's so nice to meet you.
I've always wanted a sister.
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Really? Why?
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I love you, too, Sheldon.
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Really? Why?
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Where's Mom?
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She wanted to stop by the hotel
and freshen up,
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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.
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Oh, my God.
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- There's mama's girl.
- AMY: Hi, Mom.
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Oh, Larry, look at her.
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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?
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He can't believe it.
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And neither can I.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hi, Dad. How you doing?
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know this one. It's a dog.
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I found him in the backyard.
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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.
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Good, 'cause we don't need a dog.
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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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That's probably him.
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Hi.
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(SOFTLY) I'm gonna need a minute.
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(SQUEALING) That's Mark Hamill!
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Hello.
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Thank you so much for finding this guy.
Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
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(STAMMERING) Your dog's name is Bark?
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Yeah.
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Bark Hamill?
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.
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I got lucky, though.
He was almost Honey Baked Hamill.
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Anyway, thanks so much.
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I want to give you a reward
for finding him.
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Oh, no, I couldn't take your money.
It's just an honor to meet you.
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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,
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and I thought
he was gone for good. Please?
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There must be something
I can do for you. Anything.
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Oh, you're gonna regret that.
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- Hey, dude.
-"Dude"?
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Yeah, you know, just want you to know
that I don't think of you as a woman.
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Oh, perfect.
I don't think of you as a man.
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Great.
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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,
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how would you like to go to
Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me?
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Oh. Stuart.
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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be a little weird,
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considering you're my boss.
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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding.
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Mark Hamill!
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(YELLS) Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!
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You'll need to buy me a dress.
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And did you know that my Amy played
Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
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Amy, you never said
you were in a school play.
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Oh, no, at home.
I'd never let her do a school play.
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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.
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You know,
Amy still does some performing.
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She and Sheldon
do an Internet show about flags.
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Amy'?
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(STAMMERING) Videos on the Internet?
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(STERNLY) You know
what men use those for.
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If you're talking about Fun with Flags,
I use it to go to sleep.
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Sheldon, you're awfully quiet.
Are you okay?
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking about string theory.
Catch me up. What'd I miss?
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Are you seeing this, Larry?
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These are the people I'm gonna have to
live with after you're dead.
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Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice.
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Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good.
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Don't you crack a geode open?
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It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Oh, my God. ls that Mark Hamill?
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Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. ls that-
-(SHOUTS) Bert, go find your seat!
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What is he doing here?
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I found his dog and guilted him
into officiating the wedding.
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Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
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Wait, I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.
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Yeah, so did he.
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- How did he take the news?
-I'll let you know.
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Hey. Wil!
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(SNIFFLES)
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Are you having an allergic reaction
to my boutonniere?
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No. I'm just so happy for you.
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And for me.
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After today, you are officially,
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and more important,
legally, Amy's problem.
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Don't be silly, Leonard.
I will always be your problem.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Hey, baby.
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Hello, Mother.
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Leonard, could you give us a moment?
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Of course.
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Oh, Shelly...
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I wish your dad could see you now.
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Me, too. I miss him.
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He would be so proud of you.
I know that I am.
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Thank you.
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I mean, for everything. My whole life.
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(CRYING)
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(LAUGHING SOFTLY)
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Let me straighten your tie.
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No, it's all right.
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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.
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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.
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I can see that.
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Sometimes, it's the imperfect stuff
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that makes things perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Case in point.
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So, we finally meet.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Wil Wheaton.
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I was supposed to
officiate this wedding.
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I was up all night,
preparing these notes.
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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.
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-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- SHELDON: Amy. Amy.
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- Amy.
- Come in.
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(PANTING) There's
something I need to tell you.
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Wow, you look amazing!
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That's not what I need to tell you.
But you do.
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- What's wrong?
- Something incredible just happened.
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Remember when you were telling me
about my bow tie,
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-and how a little asymmetry is good?
- Yeah?
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My equations have been trying
to describe an imperfect world,
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and the only way to do that
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is to introduce imperfection
into the underlying theory.
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So, instead of supersymmetry,
it would be super asymmetry?
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(GASPS) Super asymmetry. That's it!
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- Give me your lipstick.
- What?
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(SHOUTING) Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing! We have work to do!
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Hey, the bride and groom
seem to be running a little behind.
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Do you think you could stall?
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Stall? How?
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Hey, everybody!
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It's gonna be a few more minutes,
but while we wait,
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does anyone have
any questions about Star Wars?
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You got this.
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So, if I make slightly asymmetric knots
with sheets in four dimensions,
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I can bootstrap the whole idea to
a large asymmetry in 11 dimensions.
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Well, maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,
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the fundamental forces lacked symmetry.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?
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Super asymmetry.
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Super asymmetry? ls that a thing?
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We're inventing it right now.
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Don't you think this can wait until...
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Hold on. This is interesting.
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So, yeah, Mr. Mark?
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When you were on
the Wookiee home planet,
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how did you even understand
what they were saying?
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I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.
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Actually, Luke was on
the Wookiee home planet, Kashyyyk,
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in the Holiday Special, when
he helped Chewie get home to his wife.
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Chewie had a wife?
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Her name's Malla.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I got a question.
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Why aren't there tires
on any of those Star Wars vehicles?
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I'm sure some of them had tires.
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Actually, they don't.
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I mean, the HAVw A5 Turbo Tank
has metal-gripping wheels,
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but I wouldn't call them tires.
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You are so hot.
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This is taking too long.
I bet that Sheldon stood my baby up.
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Excuse me. Where are you going?
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This whole thing was a big mistake.
258
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I'm gonna find Amy
and get her out of here.
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(STERNLY) S“ down'.!
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Excuse me?
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Sheldon loves Amy,
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and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day, or any other day,
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so, park it.
264
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Oh, you sit down, too.
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Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that? Say something.
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Thank you.
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According to Google, there are zero
papers that mention super asymmetry.
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This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.
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What are you lunatics doing?
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Sheldon had a breakthrough.
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Actually, Amy and I had a breakthrough.
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Science? Shocking.
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You don't understand.
This could be really big.
274
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No, Penny's right.
275
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We have our whole lives
to do science together.
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Let's get married.
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All right. It's go time. I am pumped!
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Okay, everyone. Here we go.
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Leonard.
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That's Mark Ha... (STAMMERING)
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It's Mark Hami... (STAMMERING)
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Yep. Thank Wolowitz. He set it up.
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Congratulations on your wedding.
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Thank you.
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When this is over,
I have 4,000 things for you to sign.
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(HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
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Thank you, Daddy.
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I thought Wil was marrying us.
289
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Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
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Another sci-fi guy with a beard.
Seems lateral, but okay.
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Welcome.
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We are gathered here today
in the sight of family, friends,
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and Almighty God.
294
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That's too religious.
295
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That lady over there made me say it.
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He heard you, and He can't un-hear you.
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We're here to celebrate the marriage
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of Sheldon Lee Cooper
and Amy Farrah Fowler.
299
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I had more prepared,
300
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but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,
301
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since I've been answering your questions
for 45 minutes.
302
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Yeah, he answered 'em.
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Amy, you're up.
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Sheldon, when I was a little girl,
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I used to dream about my wedding,
but eventually, I stopped,
306
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because I thought
that day would never come.
307
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And then I met you.
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From the first moment
in that coffee shop,
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I knew that there was
something special between us,
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even though I did work on a study
that disproved love at first sight.
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I loved that study the moment I read it.
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Ironic, huh?
313
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Clearly, it was wrong.
314
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Because I felt something that day,
315
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and those feelings
have only gotten stronger with time.
316
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I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.
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But I felt that way yesterday,
and the day before yesterday,
318
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and the day before that.
319
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Is that growth linear, or accelerating?
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Accelerating.
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Oh, maybe we could graph it out.
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Save something for the honeymoon.
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Smart.
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Sheldon,
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I don't know what the future holds,
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but I know that I've never been happier
than I am in this moment, marrying you.
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Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful. (CRYING)
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(SHAKILY) I might need a minute.
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Amy.
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I usually know exactly what to say.
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But, in this moment,
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I have no words.
333
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I guess, (EXHALES)
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I'm overwhelmed by you.
335
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,002
In a good way.
336
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Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.
337
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Even if I can't tell you now,
how I feel,
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I will spend my life
showing you how much I love you.
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(VOICE SHAKING) Do you...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(VOICE SHAKING) Do you...
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Hey, I'm just sayin', I'm here,
if you need me to step in.
343
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,671
No, no, no. I got this.
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00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:13,296
Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
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I do.
346
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(VOICE CHOKING)
And, Sheldon, same thing.
347
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,471
I do.
348
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Then by the power vested in me,
349
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by even-you-can-perform-weddings-dot-com
350
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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
351
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You may kiss the bride.
352
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(AT LAST PLAYING)
353
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,841
(BARRY SINGING)
At wast
354
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My wove has come awong
355
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My wonewy days are over
356
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And wife is wike a song
357
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Oh, yeah.
358
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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