1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,976 So, Penny, we were talking to our neighbors 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,016 and they're thinking of moving and selling their house. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:07,958 Really? Why? 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,155 Something about babies crying 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,616 and keeping them up all night, it's not important. 6 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,280 You guys should totally take a look at it. 7 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,317 Then we could be neighbors! 8 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,993 Hey, wait a minute, what about us? 9 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,794 We're married, now. Maybe, we wanna buy the house next door. 10 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,553 Amy, we can't move. 11 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,996 I'd have to change all the tags in my underwear. 12 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,196 You can buy new ones. 13 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,680 What? New house, new underwear. 14 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,877 What am I, in the Witness Protection Program? 15 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,990 Okay, guys, so, what do you think? 16 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,197 I don't know, we're pretty happy here. 17 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,114 Yeah, plus, if we moved, we'd probably just get a loft downtown. 18 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,557 Really? I always figured we'd get a place with a yard. 19 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,712 Oh, sure, yeah, that makes sense. You could shoot hoops and mow the lawn. 20 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,159 How are you two married? 21 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,000 - You were there. I wore her down. - He did. 22 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,271 You guys should've talked about all this stuff while you were dating. 23 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,717 Me and Anu already know so much about each other. 24 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,473 Wait, I forget, is Anu your waxer? 25 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,438 Uh, no, that's Annette. 26 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,274 Anu is the woman my father fixed me up with. 27 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,274 We're going on our first date tomorrow, which reminds me, I need to see Annette. 28 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,234 You're really letting your father pick out a wife? 29 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,320 Why not? 30 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:15,881 Arranged marriages have been working for thousands of years. 31 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,560 Anu and I come from similar backgrounds. 32 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,955 Our families get along, 33 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,256 and we each filled out questionnaires, 34 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,016 so, we know we're not wasting our time with someone who's not compatible. 35 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,077 Wow, that sounds so dry and clinical. 36 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,833 You lucky duck. 37 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,072 I just don't think you can truly know someone 38 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,816 until you've spent a lot of time with them. 39 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,991 Really? What's Penny's dream vacation? 40 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,760 Uh... A Malibu beach house. 41 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,478 That's Barbie's dream vacation. 42 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,995 Maybe you should send us that questionnaire. 43 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,596 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 44 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,878 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 45 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,878 Wait! 46 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,880 The earth began to cool 47 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,281 The autotrophs began to drool 48 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,794 Neanderthals developed tools 49 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,394 We built a wall We built the pyramids 50 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,473 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 51 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,557 It all started with the Big Bang! 52 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,640 Bang! 53 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,880 Enjoying your book? 54 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,915 So much. 55 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,799 Why do you keep poking at it? 56 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,877 Fine, I'm shopping on my phone. 57 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,536 You're the one who said you wanted to read more. 58 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,791 Yes, I also tell people I only feed the kids organic. 59 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,633 It's just stuff you say. 60 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,640 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 61 00:02:34,641 --> 00:02:36,155 Hey, how was your night? 62 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,870 Oh. It was great, we went to an improv show. 63 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,032 Yeah, they asked the audience to suggest a word and they used Stuart's. 64 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,954 - Oh, cool, what was it? - "Coconuts"! 65 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:49,310 - It was such a good one. - It just came to me. 66 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,830 What are you guys up to? 67 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,635 - Reading. - Oh, nice, I wish I read more. 68 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,156 Well, if it's important, you find the time. 69 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,954 - You wanna see my room? - Yeah. 70 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,040 Cool. 71 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,116 How do you feel about this? 72 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,320 That she can clearly do better, but that's not for me to say. 73 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,350 No. With them in his room, doing stuff. 74 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,433 Come on, we're sitting right out here, they're not gonna do anything. 75 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,469 I'd like to change my answer. 76 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,599 Wow, you really are good at this. 77 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,514 I've spent a lot of time painting D&D miniatures. 78 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,976 I know that makes you wanna rip my shirt off, 79 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,360 but wait until your nails are dry. 80 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,875 Oh, it's Raj. 81 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,751 He sent us that Indian marriage questionnaire. 82 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,355 - Ooh, read one. - Okay. 83 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,160 "How religious are you?" That's easy, both of us, not at all. 84 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,560 But I wouldn't say not at all. 85 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:56,031 I mean, I'm pretty spiritual. I do go to yoga, so... 86 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,192 Great, so, your church is Our Lady of the Stretchy Pants. 87 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,077 Next question, "How close are you with your family?" 88 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,276 Pretty close. 89 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,592 I'm gonna say not too close, but I'm hoping to get farther. 90 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,314 "How do you feel about children?" 91 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,074 Um, they're okay, I guess. 92 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,880 I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it. 93 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,352 Why would you throw a rock at a child? 94 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,552 I just said I wouldn't. 95 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,157 The question is, "Would you like to have kids?" 96 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,435 So, yeah, we want kids. 97 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,749 Yeah, but someday. 98 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,280 Right, like, in the next five years. 99 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,793 Sure, next question? 100 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,513 "How are you with pets?" 101 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,640 I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years, and he only bit me twice. 102 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,110 I have to say, 103 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,080 after reading your questionnaire, I feel like I already know you. 104 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,719 Totally. Me, too. 105 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,995 Excuse me. 106 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,912 Can we please get sparkling instead of tap, 107 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,816 some clean silverware, and find out what they're having? 108 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,240 That looks delicious. 109 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,317 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. 110 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,598 - So, you're an astrophysicist? - Yes, ma'am. 111 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,835 I mean, just yes. Unless you prefer "ma'am." 112 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:08,838 I don't. 113 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,336 Good, because you don't seem like a ma'am. 114 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,556 You seem more like a sweet thang. 115 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,319 Wow, you are not good at this. 116 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,159 If I was good at this, 117 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,232 I wouldn't need to be fixed up by my father. 118 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,216 I never thought I'd let my family set me up, either. 119 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,072 But I'm 34, I'd like to have kids, 120 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,117 and it's hard to date because I work so much. 121 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,715 - Oh, yes, you're a concierge. - For now. 122 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,996 I plan to be managing a hotel in the next five years. 123 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,800 Four, if I can get the current manager out of the way. 124 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,315 He's a smoker, so, fingers crossed. 125 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,758 I get it. 126 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,993 You know, um, I used to have a long list of what I wanted from a wife. 127 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,596 Eyes like Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock, 128 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,717 and the bravery of Ryan Stone, 129 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,560 that's Sandra Bullock's character in Gravity. 130 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,915 But now, I just want someone nice. 131 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,637 I think I'm nice. Are you nice? 132 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,190 Oh, I'm definitely nice. 133 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,720 Every time a girl breaks up with me, 134 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,229 she always starts with, "You're a nice guy." 135 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,555 Look, your whole sweet, insecure thing is cute, 136 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,597 but honestly, I have no time for that. 137 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,394 If you're not serious about this, you need to walk away now. 138 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,233 No, I am serious. 139 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,480 Good. 140 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,157 Okay. Okay, what does this mean? 141 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,957 I think it means I might be the future Mrs... 142 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,040 Koothrappali. 143 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,199 How would you feel if I didn't change my name? 144 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,558 A little hurt, but you wouldn't know because I'm too nice. 145 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,312 - Hey, wanna get lunch? - I can't. 146 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,576 Halley and Michael were up all night. I'm way behind here. 147 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,795 Oh, no. Are they sick? 148 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,754 No, they were just laughing and playing like a couple of jerks. 149 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,996 Boy, they're cute, but they ruin everything. 150 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,715 I get that. 151 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,237 You know, I've been thinking lately, that maybe I don't want kids. 152 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,151 Are you crazy? Of course you want them, it's amazing. 153 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,120 You just said they ruin everything. 154 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,079 I'm allowed to, it's their fault I pee when I laugh. 155 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,759 Hang on, why is it crazy to say I might not want kids? 156 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,116 Oh, it's not crazy, it's just wrong. 157 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,376 You only think you don't want kids, 158 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,393 but once you have kids, you'll realize that you did want them. 159 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,636 Or I don't want them, so, I won't have them, so back off. 160 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,954 Aw, you sound just like me before I became a mom, 161 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,640 and learned what the meaning of love was. 162 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,276 Wow, I cannot believe how condescending you're being. 163 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,000 Look, I know it's scary, but you're gonna be a great mom. 164 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,754 I know I'd be great, but the point is, I don't want to be one. 165 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,760 Maybe, you wouldn't be great. Kinda got a temper. 166 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,958 You know, not everyone needs to have kids to be fulfilled. 167 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,356 You're right. You got Leonard, what more do you need? 168 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,920 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 169 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,713 Hello. How was your date? 170 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,076 Well, let me answer that with a question. 171 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,680 How would you like to be my best man? 172 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,113 Wait, you're not seriously marrying a woman you've met once? 173 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,073 Why not? She's nice, I'm nice. 174 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,096 We're just as likely to be happy as any other two people, 175 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,474 maybe even happier. 176 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,400 Sorry, that was not a swipe at you. 177 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,874 - I didn't think it was. - Yeah, good, 'cause it was not. 178 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,514 Well, I, for one, applaud Raj's decision to forgo emotional attachment 179 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,478 and find a life partner by bowing to 180 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,120 a 3,000-year-old authoritarian tradition. 181 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,976 What are you talking about? You married a woman you're in love with. 182 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,560 God, I can't believe you're throwing that back in my face. 183 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,673 Why can't you just be happy for me? 184 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,679 Because you're being dumb. You don't know anything about her. 185 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,079 Then, how come you all get to be married and I have to stay single? 186 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,675 I think that's a question for a licensed professional. 187 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,434 You know what, you're not just insulting me, okay? 188 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,560 You're insulting my family, my culture, and my future bride, Anu, 189 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,075 a vegetarian with a master's degree from Cornell, 190 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,520 whose favorite fruit is pineapple! 191 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,440 Now, I'm not sure if this helps, 192 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,359 but did you know that pineapples were once so rare, 193 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,477 that King Charles posed for a portrait with one? 194 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,793 - How does that help? - It helped me. 195 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,280 I've been trying to slide that into a conversation for years. 196 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,560 Hey, honey, how was your day? 197 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,840 What's wrong? 198 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:21,877 Raj is talking about marrying this woman he just met. 199 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,510 I told him it was dumb, and now, he's mad at me. 200 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,273 The same thing happened to me. 201 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,194 Penny said she didn't want kids and I told her she was being silly, 202 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,953 and she accused me of being condescending. 203 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,200 Which is crazy because if I wanted to be condescending, 204 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,432 I would've said, "Oh, 'condescending', that's such a big word." 205 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,096 Why won't our friends just listen to us? 206 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,157 We obviously know what we're talking about. 207 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,198 I know! 208 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,989 We're married, we have great kids, great jobs, this great house. 209 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,879 Hey, Leonard, remember yesterday, 210 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,576 when we were talking about having kids someday? 211 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,600 Yeah. 212 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,313 What if it wasn't someday? 213 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,314 Oh, my God. 214 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,880 Oh, my God! Are you pregnant? 215 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:35,954 No! No! No, no! No, no, no. 216 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,110 - So... - No. 217 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,431 What I meant was, what if we didn't have kids? 218 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 Ever? 219 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,480 I mean, our life is so great. Why would we wanna change that? 220 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,040 Sure. 221 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,917 Sure. Sure. 222 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,912 And I guess, it would be hard raising kids 223 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,640 in the loft you never told me you wanted. 224 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,876 No, wait, don't be mad. 225 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,280 No, I'm not mad. 226 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,194 Why would I be mad? There's nothing to be mad at. 227 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,280 - You've got to turn the thing. - I knew that! 228 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,679 - Hey, Leonard. - I'm not mad! 229 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,480 You're awfully quiet. 230 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,195 - Sorry. - No, I like it. 231 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,874 Got a lot on my mind. 232 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,080 Would you like to talk about it? 233 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,680 Not really. 234 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,396 Grape-Nuts for breakfast, quiet car ride. 235 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,080 Things are really breaking my way today. 236 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,475 It's just that Penny hit me with some pretty big news, 237 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,354 and it's a lot to process. 238 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,477 And you'd like to do that quietly. I respect that. 239 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,591 She said she doesn't wanna have kids. 240 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,635 Maybe, she didn't mean it, 241 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,714 like when you said you didn't want to talk about this. 242 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,720 Forget it. 243 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,115 - Do you want to have children? - Well, I always assumed we would, 244 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,429 and now, I find out, you know, 245 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,319 I might be the last of the Hofstadter line. 246 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,278 Doesn't your brother have children? 247 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,272 And your sister, she kept the Hofstadter name 248 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,555 and has five healthy boys, 249 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,235 Neil, Jeffrey, Scott, William, and baby Richard. 250 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,115 - I'm going back to being quiet. - Sweet. 251 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,598 Hey. Mind if I sit? 252 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,879 Did you just come here to tell me I'm making a gigantic mistake 253 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,519 by having this blueberry muffin, 254 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,216 and I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did? 255 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,240 No. 256 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,351 Good, 'cause I'm happy with my choice. 257 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,913 Although that cinnamon roll does smell good, 258 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,639 if you're open to halfsies. 259 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,992 - Fine. - Thanks. 260 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,479 Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. You're right, I was being... 261 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,358 Oh, my God! That is so good! 262 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,877 - I can wait. - No. Sorry. 263 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,880 Go on. 264 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,712 I've known you a long time. 265 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,874 You believe in romance more than any person I've ever met, 266 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,436 and it's hard to see you give up on that. 267 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,758 But if you really think marrying this woman 268 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,072 is gonna make you happy, then you have my complete and total support. 269 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,197 I will be with you every step of the way. 270 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,278 Thanks, Howard. That means a lot. 271 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,160 So, hey, is this wedding going to be in India? 272 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240 Yeah, maybe. 273 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,794 What the hell, Penny! 274 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,114 I'm gonna need more than that. 275 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,391 You're not having kids? How could you do this to me? 276 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,233 How is it any of your business? 277 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,314 Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids. 278 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,073 Who's gonna be friends with them now? 279 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,833 They will find other friends. 280 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,956 Oh, sure. 281 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,077 'Cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA 282 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,755 equals a kid who knows how to make friends. Grow up! 283 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,393 This is between me and Leonard. 284 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,994 Screw Leonard! 285 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,696 We were supposed to get pregnant together, 286 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,995 we were gonna be barf buddies, 287 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,312 we were supposed to massage each other's perineums with vitamin E. 288 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,475 I'm about to be your barf buddy right now. 289 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,037 Listen, when you have kids, I'm still gonna be there. 290 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,440 I'm gonna be their fun Aunt Penny 291 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,440 who gives them candy and teaches them swear words 292 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,592 and tells them stories about what a weirdo their mother is. 293 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,274 I guess I can live with that. 294 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,278 What is gonna be hard is letting go of the dream of 295 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,392 us breastfeeding each other's babies. 296 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,549 And it's gonna be hard to forget you said that. 297 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 No. 298 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,274 What would you say 299 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,832 if I told you I was totally naked under this robe? 300 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,637 I would say that sounds pretty good. 301 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,720 Really? 302 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,238 Well, I did not see that coming, one second. 303 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,430 Oh, come on! 304 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,637 Wait. Stay in the mood. 305 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,270 I'll put on our own music and drown them out. 306 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,516 What's this? 307 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,400 It's from my workout mix. 308 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,949 It's what I listen to when I'm firming up my glutes. 309 00:15:32,401 --> 00:15:33,915 - Can you get him? - Sure. 310 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,040 - Hey, Howard? - Yeah? 311 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,590 It looks like you could crack a walnut in those glutes. 312 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,113 I can't. I tried. 313 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,270 - Hey. - Hey. 314 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,794 I made you dinner. 315 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,873 Your favorite, In-N-Out Burger, out of the wrapper on a plate. 316 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,590 Thank you, but you don't have to do this. I'm fine. 317 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,511 I know it's not a baby, but it does leak when you pick it up. 318 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,315 Really? We're joking about this now? 319 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,800 No. Look, I'm sorry. 320 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,792 I didn't mean to just drop all this on you. 321 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,635 It just took me by surprise. I always imagined having kids. 322 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,995 I know you did. 323 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,712 But I've imagined having a lot of things that I'm never gonna get. 324 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,713 A Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile. 325 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,957 But I also have a lot that I never thought I'd have. 326 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,238 - Like you. - Are you sure that's enough? 327 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,878 Yeah. 328 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,156 - You're really okay with this? - I am. 329 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,918 Hey, Daddy. 330 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,833 What's this Leonard says about you not wanting to give me grandbabies? 331 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,479 He might feel differently, bye. 332 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,816 I told my parents our first date went well, 333 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,274 and they got very excited. 334 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,430 Ah, tell me about it. 335 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,479 My parents were so thrilled, they actually spoke to each other. 336 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,155 So, that was a disaster. 337 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,197 Cheers. 338 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,154 Okay, I guess if we're going forward with this wedding, 339 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,833 we should talk about the next steps. 340 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,037 Oh, like themes and flowers? 341 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,353 Actually, finances and taxes. 342 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,992 Oh. We can't use that, 343 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,958 that was the theme of my parents' divorce. 344 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,896 I know that money can be a source of friction in a new marriage, 345 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,513 and I want us to avoid that. 346 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,115 Of course, yeah, right. That's smart. 347 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,480 So, my accountant feels strongly 348 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,256 that we should file separately the first year, 349 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,240 and then, we can re-evaluate based on our joint assets. 350 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,470 You okay? 351 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,350 No, I can't do this. 352 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160 Why not? 353 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,993 There's something you may not know about me, 354 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,840 because you know, we've only met once, but... 355 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,998 I'm a hopeless romantic. 356 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,000 And you seem great and I do wanna get married. 357 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,037 I do wanna settle down, but... 358 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,591 This isn't the story that I want to tell my grandkids. 359 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360 I understand. 360 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,111 I'm so sorry if I wasted your time. 361 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Raj. 362 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,399 I know we don't know each other very well, 363 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,160 but you seem like you'd make a good father, 364 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,830 and you're tall enough, so, I can wear heels 365 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,596 and I think that's something worth fighting for. 366 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,834 Will you marry me? 367 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,680 Oh, my God, oh, my God! Yes, of course, of course I'll marry you! 368 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,520 - If you'd like to kiss me, you can. - Oh, great! 369 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,671 I should warn you, I have a tongue piercing. 370 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,070 Oh, you're not that nice. 371 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,696 Are you gonna tell me where we're going? 372 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,873 Because if it has the words "farmers" or "market" in it, I don't wanna go. 373 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,560 No. You were talking about all the things 374 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,114 you thought you would never have, 375 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,557 so, thought I would get you one. 376 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,750 Oh, my God, you bought me the Batmobile? 377 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,912 What? No, no. No, no, no. 378 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,840 I rented you the Batmobile for the day. 379 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,435 This is amazing! Thank you. 380 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,634 Yeah, but be careful, I did not get the insurance. 381 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,229 Come on, Robin!