1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,755 Hey, what you doing? 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,672 Improving our wedding photos. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,840 Oh, that's nice. 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,554 Wait, I'm still in them, right? 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,513 Of course. And not only you, 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,990 I've added some guests who couldn't be there. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,112 Oh. Who's that next to my father? 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,270 The Wright brothers. 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,279 And why are they at our wedding? 10 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,238 Orville, because I admire him, 11 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,118 Wilbur, because he was Orville's plus-one. 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,312 Oh, you got an email from someone named Tam. 13 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,233 Tam? What does he want? 14 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,076 Uh... 15 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,514 Looks like he's coming to give his son on a tour of Caltech. 16 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,040 He's hoping you guys could meet up. 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,840 He would like that, wouldn't he? 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,879 Well, that is the gist of the email. 19 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,480 Who's Tam? 20 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,513 He was my best friend in the whole world growing up. 21 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,600 Really? 22 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,911 Why have I never heard you mention him before? 23 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,275 Oh, of course I have. 24 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,496 I'm sure I've mentioned him, like, five times this week. 25 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,795 I don't think you have. 26 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,360 Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam. 27 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,480 There. It's only Thursday. 28 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,560 I didn't just drink the crazy milk, I bought the crazy cow. 29 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,478 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 30 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,871 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 31 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:15,960 Wait! 32 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,190 The earth began to cool 33 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,475 The autotrophs began to drool 34 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,914 Neanderthals developed tools 35 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,832 We built a wall We built the pyramids 36 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,480 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 37 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,711 It all started with the Big Bang! 38 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,800 Bang! 39 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,296 So are you actually engaged to this woman you just met? 40 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,151 Yeah. 41 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,197 Tell us the truth. Did she get you pregnant? 42 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,715 Very funny. 43 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,200 Guys, I need your help, okay? 44 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,192 I'm trying to buy her an engagement ring. 45 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,656 What do you think of this? Do you think she'll like this one? 46 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,115 Well, it's hard to say not knowing much about her. 47 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,600 Does she have fingers? 48 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,832 Yes, she has 10 fingers and 10 toes, probably. 49 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,800 I'll get back to you after I see her in sandals. 50 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,596 Hey, did you guys know that 51 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,718 Sheldon had a best friend growing up named Tam? 52 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,473 Was that the imaginary talking koala? 53 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,356 No, he's a real person who apparently betrayed him. 54 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,590 Yeah. So did the koala. 55 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,514 Well, I tried to ask him about it 56 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,752 and he invoked section three, article five of the marriage contract. 57 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,479 "Beeswax, none of your." 58 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,400 Well, I can't pry. 59 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,392 I mean, I have to respect his wishes. 60 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,471 Wow. 61 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,976 I wonder what that guy could've done to 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,469 make Sheldon not talk to him for 20 years. 63 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,000 I wonder if it'd work a second time. 64 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,830 I'm pumping. 65 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 It's Penny. 66 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,515 Oh. Come in. 67 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,936 I thought you were pumping. 68 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,314 I thought you were my boss. 69 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,830 Okay, listen, I'm really worried about this whole Raj thing. 70 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,816 I know. He's so desperate to get married, which is weird, 71 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,576 because I can't imagine we make it look that great. 72 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,875 I know, right? 73 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,296 You know, if this woman's gonna be around, 74 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,656 I think we should check her out a little. 75 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,478 I looked online, she doesn't have Instagram, 76 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,841 which means she's either 80 or something's wrong with her. 77 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,200 Well, I could ask my dad. 78 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,033 Maybe he can get some of his old cop buddies 79 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,400 to do a background check on her. 80 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,480 Would he do that? 81 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,399 Of course. He's a retired cop who plays by his own rules. 82 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,477 Hi, Daddy. 83 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,520 No, everything's good. I just have a favor to ask. 84 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,271 Yeah. So my friend Raj is marrying this woman that he barely knows, 85 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,216 and I wanted to see if you could use your connections 86 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,280 to dig up any dirt on her. 87 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,800 Uh-huh. 88 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,111 Sure. 89 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,200 Okay. 90 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,670 Love you. 91 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,671 Is he in? 92 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,877 Absolutely not. He won't do it. It's totally illegal. 93 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,512 Thought you said he played by his own rules. 94 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,670 He does, but apparently, 95 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,956 they're very similar to the actual rules. 96 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,336 I still can't believe Sheldon had a best friend 97 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,510 we've never heard about. 98 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,116 Ooh! Somebody's jealous. 99 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,471 I'm not jealous. 100 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,279 Leonard, this is a safe space. 101 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,874 It's okay to be vulnerable. 102 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,238 All I'm saying is you know the timing of a fellow's bowel movements, 103 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,198 you don't think there's a lot left to discover. 104 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,040 I wonder what Tam could've done. 105 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,056 Hmm. Well, if Sheldon doesn't want to talk about it, 106 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,594 it's gotta be pretty upsetting. 107 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,275 I have his brother George's number. He might know. 108 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,936 Really? You have George's number? 109 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,236 So, so jealous. 110 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,279 Yeah, sure, I remember Tam. 111 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,953 Sheldon's little Vietnam buddy. 112 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,976 Two of them were always runnin' around together. 113 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,354 So, what happened? 114 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,351 What do you mean? 115 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,193 Well, I mean Sheldon never talks about him. 116 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,511 They haven't spoken in years. He wasn't at the wedding. 117 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,200 He wasn't? 118 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,016 All right, well, this is embarrassing, 119 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,192 'cause I had a long conversation with someone who I thought was Tam. 120 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,954 Wait, wait. So you don't know what their fight was about? 121 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,872 I wish I could help you boys. 122 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,078 Hey, you know, Sheldon used to keep an enemies list when he was a kid. 123 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,117 - Oh, he still does. - Really? 124 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,760 I figured that went the same way as his bathroom schedule. 125 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,151 If you mean digitized, annotated and put online, it did. 126 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,391 Maybe that'll tell you somethin'. 127 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,870 Hey, while you're lookin' at it, 128 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,919 if I'm still on there for peein' in his shampoo bottle... 129 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,320 Eh, you know what? Just leave it. 130 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:06,951 See you, boys. 131 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,474 - Bye. - All right. 132 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,914 All right, got his enemies list. 133 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,354 Ooh! He updated the interface. 134 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,751 You can search by first name, last name or length of grudge. 135 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,190 So is Tam on it? 136 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,149 Let's see. 137 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,594 Yep, right here, Tam Nguyen. 138 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,955 Great, what did he do? 139 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,271 Hold on, I have to agree to the terms of service. 140 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,194 No, I'm not a robot. 141 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,390 Okay. "Which of these are plants?" 142 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,120 And we're in. 143 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,469 Great. What does it say? 144 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,875 "He knows what he did." 145 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,630 Oh, come on. 146 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,113 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, 147 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,271 if Tam knows what he did, we can just ask him. 148 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,536 He's gonna be on campus tomorrow showing his son around. 149 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,755 Won't that make Sheldon mad? 150 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,718 Everything makes Sheldon mad. 151 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,519 Yeah, look at his list. 152 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,193 Jim Henson for, quote, 153 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:59,071 "Putting a terrifying, giant yellow bird on television and in my nightmares." 154 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,192 - Oh, this is so nice. - Mmm-hmm. 155 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,875 Maybe instead of introducing ourselves to Anu, 156 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,794 we could just get a room, order some food and take a nap. 157 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,856 You know, I've fallen for that line before. 158 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,314 It never leads to napping. 159 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,840 That must be her. 160 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,033 Oh, she's cute. 161 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,316 Okay. I got you two seats to Hamilton tonight. 162 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,080 Your tickets will be at the concierge desk. 163 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,074 Of course, my pleasure. 164 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,596 May I help you? 165 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,536 Yes, I'm here to pick up our Hamilton tickets... 166 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,560 Stop. 167 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,949 Hi. We're Raj's friends. 168 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,176 I'm Penny. This is Bernadette. 169 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,271 We just came by to introduce ourselves. 170 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,794 So you came to check me out? 171 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,115 She's smart. I like her. 172 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,456 We just wanna see if we could take you to dinner 173 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,520 and get to know you a bit. 174 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,996 That sounds nice. 175 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,436 How about tonight after work? Maybe we can go to Bavel. 176 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,955 Oh, I wish. That place is impossible to get into. 177 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,040 Oh, please. 178 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,874 Getting into impossible places is my superpower. 179 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:57,951 Me too. 180 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,350 I can fit my whole body in our dryer. 181 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,389 All set. 8:30. 182 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,518 Wow! Okay, well, we'll see you tonight. 183 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,600 - See you then. - Okay. 184 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:07,680 Bye. 185 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,976 She can get into any restaurant, 186 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,957 but the best husband she can find is Raj? 187 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,360 Not Tam. 188 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,640 Not Tam. 189 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 Not Tam. 190 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,240 Got him. 191 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,230 Tam Nguyen? 192 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,516 Yes. Is my son done with his tour? 193 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,352 No idea. We're actually friends of Sheldon Cooper. 194 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,896 Oh, I've been trying to get in touch with him, 195 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,752 but I never heard back. Is he okay? 196 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,958 Well, if you mean physically, yes. 197 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,793 If you mean every other way, no. 198 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,116 So is he here? 199 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,475 Uh, no. He didn't come. 200 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,994 He's, uh... 201 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,833 He's still pretty upset about... 202 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 You know. 203 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,960 I know what? 204 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,878 Come on. You must know. 205 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,317 No, we haven't talked in, like, 20 years. 206 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,040 Right. Because... 207 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,360 You know. 208 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,396 I don't think he knows. 209 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,680 What are you guys talking about? 210 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,594 Why did you and Sheldon stop being friends? What did you do? 211 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,456 And don't worry. Even though we just met you, 212 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,233 we think you're right and he's wrong. 213 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,156 I didn't do anything. 214 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,357 He moved to California and we just drifted apart. 215 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,279 Oh, come on, there's gotta be something... 216 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,840 What is going on here? 217 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,360 Oh, hey, Sheldon. We just met Tam... 218 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,397 Sheldon. So good to see you. 219 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Tam. 220 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,076 It's been a long time. 221 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,675 Mmm. Not long enough to erase the sting of betrayal. 222 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,160 How did I betray you? 223 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:37,910 You know what you did. 224 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,917 Let me catch you up. He does not. 225 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,317 When I moved to California, what did you do? 226 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,629 I stayed in Texas. 227 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,393 Can you believe this guy? 228 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,270 So he was your best friend growing up? 229 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,191 Yes. 230 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,351 Were there no other kids in Texas? 231 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,237 Hey. What is going on with you? 232 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,096 I don't wanna talk about it. 233 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,589 Well, I'm sure you have a perfectly stupid reason. 234 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,429 I don't do anything for a stupid reason, 235 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,000 except perhaps Talk Like a Pirate Day, 236 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,151 and I'd argue that's more whimsical than stupid. 237 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,918 You know, I was curious to find out what Tam had done wrong. 238 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,111 Why am I not surprised that the answer is nothing? 239 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,154 So you're taking his side? 240 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,118 You scurvy dog. 241 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,791 You watch yourself, there's room on my enemies list 242 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,554 now that the cafeteria lady's finally told me what's in the chili. 243 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,880 By the way, don't eat the chili. 244 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,713 Wait, wait, wait, you know what? Do. 245 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,880 Be careful, Sheldon. 246 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,241 I don't think you can afford to lose a second best friend. 247 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,556 I don't see anyone lining up to be your third. 248 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200 Okay, wait. 249 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,678 Snarky comebacks. 250 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:56,871 Here we go. 251 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,397 "You have your entire life to be a jerk, why not take today off?" 252 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,840 That was harsh, but he was askin' for it. 253 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,280 This place is amazing. I can't believe you got us in here. 254 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,680 Well, it's kind of my job. 255 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,634 Usually I got tipped for it, but I'll leave that up to you. 256 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,512 I think that's LeBron over there. 257 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,640 James? 258 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,830 No, LeBron Kershenbaum. 259 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,040 So, what do you wanna know? 260 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,113 Well, you seem like a smart, successful woman. 261 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,510 Why would you wanna marry someone you just met? 262 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,196 Fair question. 263 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,596 In my 20s, I tried this the normal way. 264 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,912 You know, met a guy. Fell in love. We moved in together. 265 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,469 I put him through culinary school, screenwriting classes 266 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,439 and finally, dumped him when he wanted to become a midwife. 267 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,954 Then I realized, my parents are happy, they had an arranged marriage. 268 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,394 Why am I fighting this? 269 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,795 I don't know. I married for love and it turned out... 270 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,840 ...fine. 271 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,030 Oh! Yeah. Me too. 272 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,471 Hi. 273 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,233 Howard, today's your lucky day. 274 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,152 Leonard's out, you're my new best friend. 275 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,115 Well, I'm not thrilled about it either, but here we are. 276 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,954 All right, fine. Is Bernadette there? 277 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,190 She... No. 278 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,316 Just Stuart? 279 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Let me call you back. 280 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,071 Let me guess. 281 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,879 This thing with Tam escalated 282 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,555 and now you're mad at Leonard and looking for a new best friend? 283 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,400 You know me so well. 284 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,119 It's too bad you can't be my best friend. 285 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,276 I can be. 286 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,636 Oh, you can't be my wife and my best friend. 287 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,154 Who would I complain about you to? 288 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,120 Just tell me what happened. 289 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,918 Leonard talked to Tam behind my back and took his side. 290 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,037 And after what he did to me, can you believe it? 291 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,351 No, I'm shocked and outraged. 292 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,234 Now, tell me why I'm shocked and outraged. 293 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,760 Fine. 294 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,355 When I got accepted to grad school at Caltech, 295 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,671 I was afraid to move so far away from home, 296 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:05,037 so Tam said he'd move out here with me and be my roommate. 297 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,470 Then over the summer, he got a girlfriend, 298 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,110 even after reading all the pamphlets I gave him about social diseases. 299 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,237 I remember when you gave me those pamphlets. 300 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:20,469 Anyway, Tam stayed with her in Texas and I had to move here all by myself. 301 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,195 That must've been scary. 302 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:24,956 It was. 303 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,397 I was lonely, and I thought I would never make a friend again. 304 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,075 And for a long time, I didn't. 305 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,994 But then you did. And great friends. 306 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,676 If you think about it, if Tam had moved out here with you, 307 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,831 who knows what your life would've been like? 308 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,831 Yes? 309 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,276 I'm Leonard Hofstadter. I called you about the apartment. 310 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,829 Tell him to go away. You already have a roommate. 311 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,960 New neighbor? 312 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,720 Oh, hi. 313 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,036 - Hi. - Hi. 314 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,910 Tam, look. Sheldon's hugging me. 315 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,875 It's a Saturnalia miracle. 316 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,714 Sheldon, come here. 317 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,840 Bazinga. 318 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,393 No, my life would've still been great. 319 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,670 So what's the craziest request anyone's ever made? 320 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,595 Oh, you know, I can't really say. Concierge-guest confidentiality. 321 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,680 Really, that's a thing? 322 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,712 No. 323 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,270 This one time, I had to go to Walmart at 03:00 a.m. 324 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,511 because Britney Spears needed to blow bubbles. 325 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,276 That is so cool. 326 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,670 By the way, do not tell Raj that you met Britney Spears, 327 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,160 because he will literally die. 328 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,396 We've been talking so much about me. 329 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,793 Tell me about Raj. 330 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,440 Okay, are you trying to get us drunk so we'll dish on our friend? 331 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,080 'Cause it's totally gonna work. What do you wanna know? 332 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,510 What kind of guy is he? 333 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,079 - He is great. - So great. 334 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,790 How come he's still single? 335 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120 He's great. 336 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,038 So great. Yeah. 337 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,236 Come on. 338 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,696 Well, there's really nothing to tell. 339 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,136 I mean, Raj is so much fun to hang out with. 340 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,994 He's like one of our girlfriends, and I mean that in a good way. 341 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,355 But also a bad way. 342 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,193 Anything else? 343 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,230 - No. - No. 344 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,596 I mean, he takes baths with his dog, but not in a weird way. 345 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,717 Or a normal way. They both wear swimsuits. 346 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,955 He also cries every time Hugh Jackman sings. 347 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,560 But not cute sniffles. Full-on snot sobs. 348 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,477 - But he is great. Yeah. - And so great. 349 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,393 - Hello, Sheldon. - Hello, Tam. 350 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,516 Thank you for coming. 351 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,310 I just want you to know that, um... 352 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,395 ...I forgive you. 353 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 I didn't do anything. 354 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,909 Yeah. And yet, here I am still being the bigger man. 355 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,792 Look, I was in love with Beth, and she made me happy. 356 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,155 Really? 357 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,913 Did she let you play with her train set? 358 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080 In a manner of speaking. 359 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,798 Sheldon, I needed to stay in Texas and you needed to come here. 360 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,837 I knew you were gonna do amazing things 361 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,276 and meet amazing people who were gonna respect you 362 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,510 because you're brilliant, 363 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,035 and because they never had to fish you out of a dumpster. 364 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,154 Well, they have, but it was during my short-lived parkour phase. 365 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,033 I didn't mean to upset you, 366 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,272 and I want you to know I'm really proud of everything you've done. 367 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,310 Thank you. 368 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,471 It did work out for me. 369 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,359 And I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you. 370 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,433 - They did work out for me. - Yeah... 371 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,840 Oh, Tam, you don't have the need to be brave on my account. 372 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,556 I'm not. 373 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,360 I have a great wife and amazing children. 374 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,630 I'm very happy. 375 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,556 Brave, brave Tam. 376 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,536 Sounds like Penny and Bernadette had fun last night. 377 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,391 I know. 378 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,680 Bernie came home pretty drunk. 379 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,638 She tried to sleep in the dryer. 380 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,076 Hello. 381 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,436 You all remember Tam, my best friend from high school. 382 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,113 - Yeah, of course. - How's it going? 383 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,920 Sheldon's been showing me and my son around. 384 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,350 Now we know where all the clean bathrooms are. 385 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,576 You just remember the mnemonic. 386 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,353 If it's number one, the library's fun. 387 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,397 If it's number two, the basement's for you. 388 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,216 Well, I'm glad you guys have made up. 389 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,709 Well, I realized my life turned out great, 390 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,473 and it's silly to hold a grudge. 391 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,560 And I had no idea we were fighting, so it was easy. 392 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,438 Don't worry, Leonard, you're still my California best friend. 393 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 Cool. 394 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,400 So, what do you wanna do now? 395 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,557 Go to the train store? Go to the comic book store? 396 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,235 Actually, I have to grab my son and head to the airport. 397 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,834 I was just about to call a cab. 398 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,037 Don't be silly. You don't have to call a cab. 399 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,270 You're my oldest friend. 400 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,880 Leonard will take you. Right, Leonard? 401 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,640 Sure. 402 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080 Shall we? 403 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,871 Hold on, I haven't seen Tam in 20 years. Give me a chance to say goodbye. 404 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Bye. 405 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,438 Check it out. LeBron James posted a picture of me and him on Instagram. 406 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,520 I don't see you. 407 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,080 Look right behind him. 408 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,435 - No. - Okay. 409 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,398 You see that table just past his left shoulder? 410 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,836 Now go back two more tables and over to the right. 411 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,000 All I see is a yellow smudge. 412 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,190 That's me! 413 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,190 Oh. It's Raj. 414 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,509 Hey, Raj. I'm here with Penny. 415 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,876 What the hell did you two say to Anu? 416 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,680 Uh... 417 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,394 Whatever do you mean? 418 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,680 Why? Why would you tell her I wear ladies' deodorant? 419 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,916 Uh... 420 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,595 Because you're a boy and it's really funny. 421 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,111 Well, okay. 422 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,830 Pardon me for having the confidence to smell daisy fresh. 423 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,314 Do me a favor and stay away from her. 424 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,953 Oh, God. Now I feel bad. 425 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,871 I know. 426 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,600 Maybe we should take her out again and do some damage control. 427 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,592 You know, that's a good idea. 428 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,717 Think she can get us into the Soho House? 429 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,029 I don't know, but we owe it to Raj to try. 430 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,315 Mmm-hmm.