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Recently, 12 new moons were discovered
orbiting Jupiter,

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bringing the total up to 79.

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As a middle child myself,

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I'd like to extend my sympathies
to moons two through seventy-eight.

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Your grandpa will never learn your name.

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I'd like to thank you for joining me

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on this journey through the stars.

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If you enjoyed this lecture,

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please come back Thursday
for the exact same one.

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- Do I look like I just woke up?
- No.

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Great. I'm gonna go say hey to Raj.

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What were you guys giggling about?

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They were passing notes to each other.

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Oh-ho, love notes?

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If you love math.

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And we do.

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It's for our super-asymmetry theory.

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Amy and I have been having so much fun
collaborating together.

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Well, you know what they say,

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you never collaborate as much
as your first year of marriage.

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- Hey, great show.
- Thanks.

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Oh, Howard, uh, this is Andrea.

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She's the director of the planetarium.

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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

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I'm Howard Wolowitz, engineer,
husband, father, astronaut.

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Really? You're an astronaut?

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Well, I don't like to brag.

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Hmm, yeah. But somehow you manage.

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Raj, you should have Howard join you
for one of your shows.

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Oh. That might be fun.

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It might be, but with two small children
at home and a full-time job,

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I'm sure you're too busy.

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No, I could find the time.

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Well, you don't
have to decide right now.

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- It's okay. I can...
- He can't do it.

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Hey. Hurry up, guys,
the gift shop's closing

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and Amy said I can get one big thing
or two little things.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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So, I'm gonna place
the sensory isolation helmet on you

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for about five minutes.

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All you need to do
is sit still and relax.

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What do I do
if I start to get claustrophobic?

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Oh, the helmet will sense that
and stop the experiment.

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- Really?
- No.

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But that would be cool though,
wouldn't it?

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Amy, are you busy?

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I've got a subject wired up
for a sensory study.

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So...

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Yes, I'm busy.

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I'm tracking a subject's
brain activity in real-time

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as we introduce olfactory stimuli.

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I'm smelling baby powder.

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That's just my husband.

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Yeah. Well, I had a thought about
our super-asymmetry theory.

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Let me show you this one thing.

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Well, I wanna see it,

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but not when I'm in the middle
of an experiment.

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Still baby powder.

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Why, he is annoying.

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Do any of those buttons shock him?

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Look, I'm really excited
about our paper too,

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but I've got a lot of my own work
to catch up on so let's talk later.

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Okay. Well, let me just say
one more thing,

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lambda calculus.

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And if that wets your whistle,
you know where to find me.

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Boop.

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You okay? You seem distracted.

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I'm just thinking about Raj.

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Yeah, I'm thinking about
Chris Hemsworth, let's go.

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He sort of hurt my feelings.

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Biceps, hammer, abs. Still in it.

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Why wouldn't he want me to be
in his planetarium show?

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And it's gone.

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Sorry. It's just...
The Director of the planetarium

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thought it'd be fun for me
to join Raj for one of his shows

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and he made it clear
that he didn't want me to.

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Of course, he wouldn't want you to.

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I mean, think about it, if you were him,

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would you wanna share the stage
with a sexy-ass astronaut?

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I don't know, how sexy are we talking?

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Oh, you know, tight pants,
huge biceps, magic hammer...

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- Wait, who are we talking about?
- Shh! I'm back in it.

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All right.
The fundamental problem

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with elementary quantum
mechanical formalism

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is that the Fourier transform extends to
minus infinity in time.

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Hey, don't dumb this down for me.

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Penny, I'm late for that thing.

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- See you.
- Leonard!

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Oh, Sheldon, didn't see you there.
What's up?

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Well, he was excited
to talk science with Amy,

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but she was working late,

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so he decided to come over
and share it with me.

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With me, Leonard.

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With me.

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Sheldon, we've talked about this.

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You can't go around
boring other people's wives.

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Yeah.

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I already got a man for that.

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- Yeah, you do.
- Yeah.

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It's just I've been enjoying
my collaboration with Amy,

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but ever since we got back
from our honeymoon,

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she has so little time.

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She does have her own job.

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Yeah, but it's so dull.

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Trying to understand how the brain

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translates the five senses
into biochemical information.

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I'd rather wait in line
without my phone.

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Okay. Well, Leonard's here now,
you can talk science with him.

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- Where are you going?
- That thing you were late for.

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One of us should really be there.

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Hey, got a sec?

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Sure, what's up?

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I just wanna let you know

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I get why you don't want me to be
a part of the planetarium show.

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Oh, great. Thanks for stopping by.

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You don't wanna talk about the stars
next to an actual astronaut.

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That would be like doing karaoke
with a rock star.

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First of all,

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I've totally done karaoke
with a rock star.

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Or are you forgetting
when the Spin Doctors

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handed me the mic
at the Orange County Fair?

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Listen, I understand
you being intimidated,

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but I can't help that
I'm proud of being an astronaut.

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It's a big deal.

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Oh, it certainly is,

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but I also happen to be
very accomplished in my field.

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Great.

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So you have no reason to be scared
of sharing the spotlight.

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Please.

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I may be scared of heights, spiders,

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showing up at a costume party
that turns out to be a regular party,

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but I am not scared of sharing
the spotlight with you!

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What's happening?

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I just stormed out for dramatic effect.
I don't have anywhere to go.

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President Siebert,
how much do you know about physics?

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I'm a physicist.

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Huh, I would not have guessed that.

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I have a doctorate
from Indiana University.

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Oh, that makes more sense.
Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.

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Thank you.

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Doctor Fowler and I have been working
on a theory of super-asymmetry

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that could reconcile the lack of
observation of super-symmetry

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in a world still governed
by string theory.

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Interesting.

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So, you're taking
the paradigms of super-symmetry,

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but removing the limitations
of obeying the Poincaré algebra?

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Well, aren't you just
the pride of Bloomington.

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What do you want, Sheldon?

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Dr. Fowler has found herself distracted
by the commitments in her own lab.

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It would be a great help to both of us

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if you could free her up
from her other projects.

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- I'm confused.
- Oh. There's that Indiana.

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This is physics research.

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Dr. Fowler's a neuroscientist.

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Yes, but her insights into the very ways

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we conceptualize symmetry
and asymmetry have been invaluable.

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- Dr. Cooper...
- Look, I know what you're thinking,

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that they're newlyweds,

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how are they gonna keep
their hands off each other?

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Let me assure you
we will not engage in workplace coitus.

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If I won't put a bagel on my desk,

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I'm certainly not putting
Amy's bare bottom.

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I must say, I do not enjoy our talks.

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Dr. Park, may I help you?

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Actually, yes, do you have
any better notes on this project?

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I'm having a hard time
reading your handwriting.

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Oh, uh, allow me to rephrase that.

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What the hell are you doing in my lab?

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I'm sorry.
I was reassigned to this project.

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I was told you were taking a temporary
sabbatical to focus on other work.

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No, that... That's crazy.
This is my research.

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- Oh, Amy, there you are.
- No, not...

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Not now, Sheldon.
I'm dealing with an epic screw up,

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and when I find out who's responsible,
they're gonna get an earful.

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All right, when you're done,
let me know,

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I've got some exciting news.

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I'm sorry. I'm confused.

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President Siebert said you were focusing
on some important physics work,

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and I should take over your lab
in the interim.

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Hey, that was my exciting news.

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I'm gonna tell it to you again,
pretend you haven't heard it.

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You got me removed from my own project?

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Yeah. And it wasn't easy.

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Apparently, you're very difficult
to replace.

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Hey, just between you and me,

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they consider Dr. Park
quite the step-down.

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I was trying to pick my moment to leave.
This seems like it.

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Wow, banker's hours,

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no wonder you're not on a tenure track.

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Sheldon, you had no right.

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Well, I thought you said
you were spread too thin.

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You said you wished you had more time
to focus on our research.

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I thought I was helping.

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Well, you're not.

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I mean, I have years
invested in this work

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and now someone's gonna come in
and take it over?

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I mean, how would you feel

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if I let Leonard take over
your super-asymmetry project?

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That's funny.

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Oh, he'd be like a puppy
with a microscope.

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If I had a nickel for every time
a charity sent me a nickel.

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Really? That's gonna be
our whole life, huh?

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If my father's any guide, around 50,

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I start to lose my hearing
and get two new jokes.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I brought Chinese.

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Oh, that's a nice surprise.
What's the occasion?

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Please, I don't need a reason
to bring food to my friends.

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But you have one, don't you?

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Yeah, I need your help.

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Okay. Lay it on us.

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So, I folded and I told Howard

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he could be a part
of my planetarium show.

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And now I'm worried he's just gonna make
the whole thing about himself.

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So just tell him you changed your mind
and you don't want him to do it.

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No, no, then he's gonna think

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I'm too insecure
to share the spotlight with him.

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And he'd be right.

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Come on, I came here for your support.

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Well, then you just walked up
three flights of stairs for nothing.

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Wait, don't you mean four flights?

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No. It's actually three.

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But we're on the fourth floor.

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I mean, you have the lobby,
first floor, second, third, fourth.

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But the lobby is the first floor.
So, lobby, second, third, fourth.

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That does not seem right.

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Hello?

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Sorry. Raj, who cares if Howard
tries to steal the show? All right?

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You're great at what you do.
Just be the bigger man.

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And if it makes you feel better,
Penny and I will come

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so you'll have a couple of
friendly faces in the audience.

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Thank you. That would be nice.

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You're just... Sorry. Give me a minute.

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Hey, Raj,

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if I had a nickel for every time
a charity sent me a nickel.

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That's hilarious.

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I know.

247
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,237
It's three, right?

248
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,360
Shut up.

249
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,280
Oh, good, we caught you.

250
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,794
Yes, good.

251
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,958
You had no right to reassign my project.

252
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,400
Yeah. No right at all.

253
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,880
Dr. Fowler, I don't understand.

254
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,957
Dr. Cooper assured me
this is what you wanted.

255
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,793
Can you believe this guy?

256
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,914
Oh, sure, so a couple of men
get together behind closed doors

257
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,416
to decide the fate of a woman's career.

258
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,680
I thought we'd moved past this.

259
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,151
- Sheldon, this is your fault.
- Oh...

260
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,720
Sounds like the old lady's
putting me in the dog house tonight.

261
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,750
Dr. Fowler, you are very important
to this university

262
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,877
and I would like to sincerely apologize.

263
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,519
So I can have my project back?

264
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,960
I'm afraid it's not that simple.

265
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,555
- Why not?
- Well, in order to free up personnel...

266
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,921
Wait, wait. Hey, hey, don't go
mansplaining things to her.

267
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,078
I don't think that's what he was doing.

268
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,496
Then perhaps you don't understand.

269
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,637
See, mansplaining is
when a man explains things

270
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,915
to a woman like she's stupid.

271
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,280
Boop.

272
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,158
So, when was the last time you saw
Howard in his astronaut uniform?

273
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,954
About a week ago.

274
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,360
Really? What was the occasion?

275
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760
Date night.

276
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,875
We do a little role-playing.

277
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,676
What role do you play?

278
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,640
I am Ykatarina Nazdorovya,

279
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,919
lonely Russian cosmonaut who's expert
at physics and making of love.

280
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,914
Okay. That just made
the next hour really weird.

281
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,835
Good evening.

282
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,037
I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.

283
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,470
And usually,
I take you on a trip through the stars,

284
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,031
but tonight, we begin our journey
much closer to home.

285
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,558
220 miles straight up to
the International Space Station,

286
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:01,111
which is manned by a team
of brave men and women.

287
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,880
Flexible men and women.

288
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440
Switch with me.

289
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:11,352
And we are fortunate to have
one of those men here with us tonight.

290
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,114
Please welcome to
the Griffith Observatory,

291
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,351
Astronaut Howard Joel Wolowitz.

292
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,434
- What is she talk...
- Don't ask.

293
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,275
Thank you, Raj.
That was a really nice introduction.

294
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,555
Well, it's from my heart.

295
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,475
So, Howard, you are in an elite group,

296
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:40,680
only 232 people have ever been on
the International Space Station.

297
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,638
How does that make you feel?

298
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,198
Honestly, lucky.

299
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,272
Most astronauts have to train
their whole lives,

300
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,920
I was just in the right place
at the right time.

301
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,834
Oh, please,
luck had nothing to do with it.

302
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,596
You people need to know
how impressive this man is.

303
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,912
He was up there
because he's the only one qualified

304
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,879
to install a piece of equipment
that he designed.

305
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,536
Thanks, but if you
wanna talk impressive,

306
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,711
this guy right here discovered
a planetary object

307
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,280
outside the Kuiper belt.

308
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,480
He worked on the Mars Rover.

309
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,830
He helped launch
the New Horizons space probe.

310
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,276
He went to space on a Russian rocket.

311
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,754
And I was scared the whole time.

312
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,038
And I was scared for you.
But also proud.

313
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,600
Wow. I don't think you've ever
said that to me before.

314
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,155
I should've and I'm gonna say it again.

315
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,400
I'm proud of you.

316
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,915
You're my best friend and I love you.

317
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,318
Oh, Raj, I love you, too.

318
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,634
What is happening?

319
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,880
Bring it in, spaceman.

320
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,679
You've been cleared for landing.

321
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,872
Can you believe these two?

322
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,110
Are you crying?

323
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200
No.

324
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,675
Hello, Sheldon.

325
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,995
Hello, Arthur.

326
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,434
Now, I'm confused,

327
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,477
usually when you appear to me
in my dreams,

328
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,994
we're on the planet Dagobah.

329
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,109
This is Dagobah.

330
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,800
I didn't know that Dagobah
had delicatessens.

331
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,710
Not good ones.

332
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,871
Whatever you do, don't order the Reuben.

333
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,391
I'm having a problem in my marriage.

334
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,791
I've upset my wife
and I don't know how to make it right.

335
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,839
And you're coming to me
for advice?

336
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,158
I upset my wife
every time I woke up in the morning.

337
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,994
Well, I'm not coming to you.

338
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,390
You're just a manifestation
of my subconscious.

339
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,153
I'm actually coming to me.

340
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,720
So you know everything I'm going to say.

341
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,838
Yes, but it sounds wiser from you
because you're old and glowing.

342
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,751
Fine.

343
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,230
Rule number one in a marriage,

344
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,198
don't go to bed angry.

345
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,676
That makes sense.

346
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,350
Rule number two in the marriage.

347
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,911
If you don't recognize
the shoes under your bed,

348
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,639
they're not your shoes.

349
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,754
Because they're her shoes?

350
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,719
Never mind. Just...

351
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,598
Just go with rule number one.

352
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,240
Thank you, Arthur.

353
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,951
Um, before you go,
can I ask you a question?

354
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,076
Of course.

355
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,275
Does this look lean to you?

356
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,400
I ordered lean.

357
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,557
Amy, wake up. Amy.

358
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,756
What? What's wrong?

359
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,593
We can't go to sleep
angry with each other.

360
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680
Why not?

361
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,114
It's rule number one.

362
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,192
I'd tell you rule number two,
but it's confusing.

363
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,954
Sheldon, go to sleep.

364
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,074
Amy. Amy. Amy.

365
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,475
You cut that out!

366
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,680
Oh, good, you're up.

367
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,595
Sheldon, I just really don't wanna
talk to you about this right now.

368
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,592
That's fine, I just need you to know

369
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,674
that I feel terrible about what I did,
and I wasn't being malicious.

370
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,076
No, you were being selfish.

371
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,376
And you're being selfish right now

372
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,357
because it's really late
and I just wanna sleep.

373
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,716
No, Professor Proton
came to me in my dream

374
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,314
and said we can't go to sleep angry.

375
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,120
Are you sure that's what he said?

376
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,336
Close your eyes, double check.

377
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,831
No, no... Amy, this is important.

378
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,592
Okay, listen to me.

379
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,312
I love working with you,

380
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,313
but you have to understand
how scary this is for me.

381
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240
Why?

382
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,714
Because I don't wanna get
lost in this relationship.

383
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,917
And when you pulled me off my projects,

384
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,435
it seemed like my biggest fear
was coming true.

385
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,752
The things that are mine
are getting subsumed

386
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,832
into the things that are ours.

387
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,636
I wouldn't want that to happen either.

388
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,757
Thank you for explaining

389
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,354
and for using the word "subsume."

390
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,760
That's one you don't hear enough.

391
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,835
You're welcome.

392
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,475
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

393
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,790
What are you doing now?

394
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,950
I'm looking for shoes.

395
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,151
Why?

396
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,709
When your favorite ghost tells you
to do something, you do it.