1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,158 Hey, did you guys know 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,755 this year's the fortieth anniversary of Halloween? 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,990 See... Oh, nonsense. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,471 Halloween traditions date back to the Celtic festival of Samhain. 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,552 Although, our current Halloween customs 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,632 come from the evening before All Hallows Day, 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,679 All Hallows Eve, thus Halloween. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,399 I meant the movie Halloween. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,558 Oh. 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,392 Well, that's not interesting at all. 11 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,216 Did you know that Michael Myers' mask from the film 12 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,630 was actually a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out? 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,712 Okay, now it's interesting! 14 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,311 Are you guys all dressing up for work? 15 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,313 Of course. I mean, how often do you get to wear costumes to work? 16 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,234 Says the man with a giant belt buckle and a dickie. 17 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,152 Hey, this is not a costume. It's a choice, it's a style. 18 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,240 It's a tragedy. 19 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,376 Bernadette, why don't we get to dress up at work? 20 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,313 We used to, but a couple of guys in the infectious disease lab 21 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,631 went as zombies and it triggered a quarantine. 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,039 The CDC was so mad. 23 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,240 Hey, if you really wanna dress up, we could throw a party. 24 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,073 Oh, that would be fun. 25 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,056 You know, I used to throw Halloween parties all the time 26 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,216 when I moved into the building. 27 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,709 All the time? I only remember being invited to one. 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,593 Please don't make this awkward for me. 29 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,590 Okay, so Friday night, Halloween party here. 30 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,439 - Okay. - Great. Can't wait. 31 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,800 What are you going as? 32 00:01:19,801 --> 00:01:22,191 I don't wanna ruin the surprise. You'll see it at work. 33 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,192 Just a warning, it's pretty scary. 34 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,033 - Oh, is it a bird? - No. 35 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,679 - Is it a dog? - No. 36 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:28,960 Oh, I think I'll be fine then. 37 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,600 Hello. 38 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,079 Oh, hello. 39 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,158 I see you are dressed as Doc Brown from Back to the Future. 40 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,736 May I assume that Amy is going as his wife, 41 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,680 Clara Clayton from Back to the Future Part Three? 42 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,400 She is. 43 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,480 Hmm. 44 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,552 Did you do something different to your hair? 45 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,560 Yes. 46 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,076 Looking good. 47 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,077 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 48 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,238 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 49 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,320 Wait! 50 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,510 The earth began to cool 51 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,795 The autotrophs began to drool 52 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,200 Neanderthals developed tools 53 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,351 We built a wall We built the pyramids 54 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,114 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 55 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,271 It all started with the Big Bang! 56 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,396 Bang! 57 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,760 Oh! 58 00:02:50,761 --> 00:02:53,753 Inspector Gadget! And I wanna say 59 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,639 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 60 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,839 So close. Kooth Bader Ginsburg. 61 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,279 The notorious KBG. 62 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:03,956 That's very clever. 63 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Sustained. 64 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,480 Are you gonna dress in drag in front of your fiancée? 65 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,756 Yeah, we have no secrets from each other. 66 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,309 Well, except for the fact that I crocheted this myself. 67 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,038 Hey, Sheldon. 68 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,190 - Hello. - Hello. 69 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,959 Oh, my God, you look amazing. 70 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,556 I find you guilty of murder because you are killing it. 71 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,176 Well, technically, the Supreme Court wouldn't determine 72 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,216 a defendant's guilt or innocence in a criminal matter. 73 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,320 They could only reverse or remand a jury's conviction 74 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,392 based on a constitutional or statutory issue. 75 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,680 Why are you laughing? 76 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,473 His statement was factually correct. 77 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,634 You're sitting in my spot. 78 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,995 You don't have a spot. 79 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,275 What is wrong with you today? 80 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,353 Maybe he's cranky because he's off his bathroom schedule. 81 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,680 Oh, I can understand how that would make someone irritable. 82 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:13,752 Interesting fact, "irritable" comes from the Latin "susceptible to anger." 83 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,634 Just because I used a word doesn't mean I want its etymology. 84 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,030 Interesting fact, "etymology" comes from the Greek word... 85 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,555 You are being so annoying. Stop it! 86 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,319 And why are you two laughing? 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,476 Sheldon, he's being you. He's dressed as you for Halloween. 88 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Oh. 89 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,880 Well, so you're not laughing at him, 90 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,914 you're laughing at me. 91 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,720 But we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,755 But I'm not laughing. 93 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,710 Then the first one. 94 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:01,750 Ready to go? 95 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,712 Hey, why aren't you in your costume? 96 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,520 I just didn't feel like it. 97 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,496 You get that I'm wearing a corset because of you, 98 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,239 not because I'm tired of breathing? 99 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,675 Amy, do you think I'm always correcting other people? 100 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,397 No, not all the time. I mean, just last week, 101 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,976 Penny ended a sentence with a preposition, 102 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,150 you didn't even mention it. 103 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,070 True. 104 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,720 I just waited until I got home and screamed into a pillow. 105 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,714 Is something bothering you? 106 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,351 Howard dressed up as me and imitated me and everyone laughed. 107 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,958 Oh. 108 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,679 Well, that must've felt terrible. 109 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,989 It did. 110 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,073 I never realized my friends viewed me as an object of ridicule. 111 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,080 Oh, I don't think that's true. 112 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,597 They laughed, Amy, in a derisive way. 113 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,696 Not in the instructive way 114 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,473 I laugh at them when they're being stupid. 115 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,513 Hey. Happy Halloween. 116 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,474 Oh, trick or treat. 117 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,916 No, sorry, you're not wearing a costume. 118 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,154 Yeah, I am. I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep. 119 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,600 I'm gonna need more. 120 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,829 Okay, failed actress who traded constant rejection 121 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,071 for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan. 122 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,320 - Go nuts. - Ah. 123 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,480 I will. 124 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,918 So, what are you wearing to the party? 125 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,754 Sexy cat? Sexy nurse? Sexy zombie? 126 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,112 Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy but guys' costumes don't? 127 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,079 Say that again with this helicopter on my head. 128 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,320 Very cute. 129 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,032 Hey, do you remember what happened 130 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,555 at that first Halloween party that you invited me to? 131 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,120 When I threw up in the pumpkin? 132 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,360 More memorable than that. 133 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,193 Really? That was pretty impressive. 134 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,399 We had our first kiss, on this very couch. 135 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,040 No, no, our first kiss was at your birthday. Remember? 136 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,919 I threw you a party, you didn't make it, and I felt bad for you. 137 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,791 No, no, it was on Halloween and you felt bad for me. 138 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,456 If we're gonna go through every party where I felt bad for you, 139 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,596 we're gonna be here awhile. 140 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,074 - Never mind. - What? 141 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,056 - You're not mad at me, are you? - No, of course not. 142 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,976 No, we just remember different things from that party. 143 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,198 I remember falling in love and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin. 144 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,474 I was, like, four feet away. People cheered! 145 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,431 - Here you go. - Thanks. 146 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,356 So, did you see Howard's costume? 147 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,796 See it? I made it. It was hilarious. 148 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,119 Well, Sheldon didn't think so, and neither did I. 149 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,112 Oh, come on, it was all in good fun. 150 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,511 Well, I'm sure it was, but Sheldon's feelings got hurt. 151 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,512 Maybe Howard could apologize? 152 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,115 You're kidding, right? 153 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,197 Sheldon didn't apologize when he said my baby looked like Winston Churchill. 154 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,360 He loves Churchill. 155 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,312 Your son should take that as a compliment. 156 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,080 He said it about my daughter. 157 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,397 Well, this isn't about Sheldon. This is about Howard. 158 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,358 I think it is about Sheldon. 159 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,239 How many times has he made fun of Howard 160 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:06,472 for being an engineer, going to MIT, his magic? 161 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,836 Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic. 162 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,080 Well, he should. It's stupid. 163 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,319 Anyway, the point is Sheldon shouldn't dish it out 164 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,320 if he can't take it. 165 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,313 I think the point is that Howard owes him an apology. 166 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,154 No, I think the point is if Sheldon has a problem with Howard, 167 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,640 Sheldon should take it up with him. 168 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,800 Mama. 169 00:08:25,801 --> 00:08:27,075 Now, if you'll excuse me, 170 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,994 the Prime Minister of England needs her diaper changed. 171 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,480 Hey. 172 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,393 Oh, that's great. 173 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,552 He's a Supreme Court Justice and you're the US Constitution. 174 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,871 Yup, he interprets me. 175 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,999 And guess what's underneath this, 176 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,150 the Bill of Tights. 177 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,352 Smart, funny, gorgeous. Are we a match or what? 178 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,912 Hey, Bert, what are you dressed as? 179 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,480 I'll give you a hint. 180 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,831 My work in seismic refraction measurements and... 181 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,559 Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as? 182 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,029 I'm a butterfly. 183 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,715 Did you steal those from Halley's "Let's Pretend" box? 184 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,870 I'm gonna put 'em back. 185 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,157 All right, I'll tell you. I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing, 186 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,590 winner of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize. 187 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,559 Generally regarded as the Nobel Prize of Geology. 188 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,199 Oh, yeah, now I see it. 189 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,074 Ask me how I died. 190 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,992 Spoiler alert, brain hemorrhage. 191 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,230 Well, cor blimey, you look like a thousand tuppence. 192 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,879 Don't he, Mary Poppins? 193 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,120 Are you gonna talk like that all night? 194 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,514 Jiff Willikers, I am. 195 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,637 Isn't he cute? He's gonna get a spoonful of sugar later. 196 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,235 And I'm gonna sweep Ms. Poppins' chimney. 197 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,038 So, here we are. On Halloween. 198 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,196 On this couch. Does it ring any bells? 199 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,720 Really? We're still doing this. 200 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,360 I'm just surprised you don't remember our first kiss. 201 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,830 Fine, it was on Halloween. 202 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,760 Are you agreeing just to shut me up? 203 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,354 You got another way, I'm all ears. 204 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,036 - Really? An arranged marriage? - Yeah, I know how it sounds. 205 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,520 It sounds awesome. 206 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,319 Is that just an Indian thing or can I get a piece of that? 207 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,155 You know the woman has a choice, right? 208 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,833 There's always a catch. 209 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,715 Happy Halloween! 210 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,318 Who wants to see a magic trick? 211 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,959 Oh, that's right, no one. 212 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,358 Ha! 213 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,476 They're you. 214 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,800 What do you think you're doing? 215 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,956 I thought it was clear. 216 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,801 I'm being unnecessarily hurtful but with a sweet voice. 217 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,032 And I don't understand what's going on because I went to MIT. 218 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,914 Okay, guys, I think that's enough. 219 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,960 Hold on. I'm the judge here and I'm going to allow it. 220 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,276 Raj, take a break. 221 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,875 Hey, free speech, right back there somewhere. 222 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,398 You know what, guys? 223 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,880 You got us. Congratulations. 224 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,976 Now, why don't you go back to your apartment 225 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,240 and put on your other costumes? 226 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,793 But it's so far away, and I have such teeny tiny legs. 227 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,800 Really? Our bodies? Is that where we're going, Amy? 228 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,280 What's wrong with my body? 229 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,034 Well, for starters, you have a quarter in your nose. 230 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,749 Not now, Sheldon. 231 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,911 I don't get invited to a lot of parties. Is this a good one? 232 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,840 Oh, yeah. 233 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,311 Did that guacamole taste weird to you? 234 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,715 Tasted weird to me. 235 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,714 Can't believe Amy did that. 236 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,713 Oh, come on, you thought it was funny when I dressed up as Sheldon. 237 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,871 - That was totally different. - How? 238 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,514 That didn't hurt my feelings. 239 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,078 Well, for what it's worth, 240 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,311 I didn't think it was a very good impression of you. 241 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,234 Really? You don't think I have an annoying high-pitched voice? 242 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:27,156 No, not at all. In fact, I find your voice quite melodious. 243 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400 Mmm-hmm. 244 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,075 And you don't think I'm unnecessarily hurtful? 245 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,232 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the question, I just heard the music. 246 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,790 Well, people came, they ate, they vowed to never speak to each other again. 247 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,519 I think it was a successful party. 248 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,551 It was. And I'm sorry about earlier. I know it doesn't matter. 249 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,910 No, it does matter, okay? You were right, it was Halloween. 250 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,957 I was dressed as a cat, you were a hobbit. 251 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,350 It was right there on that couch. 252 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,960 Why didn't you just say that? 253 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,790 Because I always hated that was our first kiss. 254 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,678 I was drunk and I was still with Kurt, 255 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,231 and I was using you to make myself feel better. 256 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,936 I just wanted our first kiss to mean something. 257 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,920 That's why I said it was the one on your birthday. 258 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,710 I like that. 259 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,312 We'll make that our official first kiss. 260 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,316 Thank you. Aww. 261 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,235 That was beautiful. 262 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,558 What are you still doing here? 263 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,114 I was in the bathroom. Guacamole didn't agree with me. 264 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,376 Well, since you're here, you can help us clean up. 265 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,153 - Will you take this out, please? - Sure. 266 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,436 - Thank you. - It's late. 267 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,198 Would you mind if I crashed here tonight? 268 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,840 - You are always welcome here. - Thank you. 269 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,760 Where were we? 270 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,592 I think Howard hurting my feelings 271 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,831 has, in some ways, made me a better person. 272 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,958 Hmm, look at you improving on perfection. How so? 273 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,754 As you were eating that Danish, I wanted to point out 274 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,629 that the Danish isn't Danish at all. It was imported by Austrian bakers 275 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,270 during a labor dispute in the 1800s. But I chose not to 276 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,192 because I didn't wanna be the kind of fellow 277 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,760 who foists unwanted facts 278 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,036 about European pastries on the unwilling. 279 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,239 Huh, that's actually interesting. 280 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,960 Sorry, now you'll never know. 281 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,834 Hey, guys, I need your help. 282 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,277 Bernadette's still pretty upset about your costumes. 283 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,950 She's upset? Those pants I wore to make fun of you were so tight, 284 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,713 I risked a testicular hernia. 285 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,794 Anyway, if you guys could apologize, it'd be a big help. 286 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,518 We'd be happy to apologize to her as soon as she apologizes to me 287 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,557 for not making you apologize to Sheldon. 288 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,394 I didn't follow that, but then, between my wife and that guacamole, 289 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,040 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 290 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,720 Don't you think it's unreasonable 291 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,400 for her to ask us to do something she refused to do? 292 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,073 Yes. So, when can you stop by? 293 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,033 I don't understand. If it's unreasonable, 294 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,120 why should we do it? 295 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,256 Okay, how about this? You know 296 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,398 in Star Wars, when R2 and Chewbacca were playing holochess... 297 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,877 - Really? Star Wars? - Amy, let the man speak. 298 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,513 Chewbacca was losing, and getting angry and... 299 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,159 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, 300 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,840 are you saying we should let the Wookiee win? 301 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,679 Hey... Hey, that's my wife you're talking about. 302 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,599 But, yes, let the Wookiee win. 303 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,676 Hello, Bernadette. 304 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,397 Wait, did you just walk into my house? 305 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,400 - No, Howard let me in. - Where is he? 306 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,319 Oh, he got in his car and drove away. 307 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,679 - Oh, is that watermelon for anybody? - It's for Halley. 308 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,350 Is she gonna eat all of it? 309 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,080 God, no wonder she looks like Churchill. 310 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,280 What do you want, Sheldon? 311 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,558 Howard said your feelings were hurt. 312 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,280 Well, Howard's wrong. I don't care if someone makes fun of me. 313 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,718 All right. Apparently, I came all this way for nothing. 314 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,836 Unless Halley wants to share that watermelon? 315 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,120 You think Amy's the first person 316 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,157 to make fun of me for having a squeaky voice? 317 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600 Do you? 318 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,594 I feel like my chance at watermelon is dangling by a thread. 319 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,910 'Cause she's not. It's been happening my whole life. 320 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,070 And she called me out for being mean? Well, I've had to be mean. 321 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,275 It's hard to be taken seriously 322 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,431 when you're always the smallest person in the room. 323 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,877 I know that. Well, I was in high school when I was nine years old. 324 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,717 I tried to tell the other kids that although my physical stature was small, 325 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,917 my intellectual stature towered over them. 326 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,513 That only seemed to make things worse. 327 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,280 Well, kids called me Bernadette the Marionette. 328 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,200 Because you're small. That's funny. 329 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,960 No, it's not. 330 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,516 Well, people used to call me Egghead, 'cause there were eggs on my head. 331 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,440 'Cause they threw them at me. 332 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640 That's terrible. 333 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,671 One time, my brothers made me breathe helium. 334 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,190 I tried to call for help, 335 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,192 but the only one who could hear me was the dog. 336 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,594 That's also terrible. 337 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,117 My goodness, you had to live in a house with a dog. 338 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,239 I guess we both had to put up with a lot of crap from people. 339 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,315 I suppose we have. 340 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 Huh. 341 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,911 Maybe you and I are more alike than we thought. 342 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800 Maybe we are. 343 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,536 Although, I'm exceptionally tall and you're exceptionally... 344 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,916 - Sheldon! - But you didn't let me finish! 345 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,229 Fine. Sorry. 346 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,320 Short. 347 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,079 Sheldon, you sure you're ready for this? This movie's pretty scary. 348 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,994 I... Please, I'm an adult. I think I can handle it. 349 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,879 That's what you said about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo. 350 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,676 That was my fault. 351 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,229 After I pet that goat, I felt like a gladiator. 352 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,720 Okay, lights on or lights off? 353 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,951 Lights off! I'm gonna do this, I'm wanna do it right. 354 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,080 What do you guys think you're doing? 355 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,560 We're showing Sheldon Halloween. 356 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,677 Absolutely not. Sheldon, come home. 357 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,760 You... 358 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,520 But I really wanna watch it. 359 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,240 I know you do, but I am forbidding it. 360 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,277 Oh, man. Sorry, guys. 361 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,798 What took you so long? 362 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,080 I'm sorry. I just got your text!