1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,671 Hey, you guys have any plans for Valentine's Day? 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,231 - Three months from now? No. - What? No? 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,674 I mean, secret romantic plans that would be ruined if I told you. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,760 Oh. 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,560 What's going on, Raj? 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,270 Well, how would you guys feel about going to India for my wedding? 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,079 That's so exciting! 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,313 Penny, you will never guess what I have planned for Valentine's Day. 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Uh-huh. 10 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,176 Can I feed peanuts to the elephants at your wedding? 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,078 That is such a stereotype. 12 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,320 There won't be any elephants? 13 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,616 Of course there'll be elephants. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,400 It's a stereotype that you feed them peanuts. 15 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,520 Are you really gonna plan a wedding in three months? 16 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,111 Yeah, well, her family is doing most of the work. They're amazing. 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,271 - We talk all the time. - Why? 18 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,439 Because we're about to get married, and they're gonna be my family. 19 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,036 Amy and I are married and I never talk to her family. 20 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,554 Really? My parents love Leonard. 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,313 Yeah, and my mom loves Penny, 22 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,400 which is weird because I never knew she could love. 23 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,999 And my dad has grown to really... 24 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,990 like Howard. 25 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,997 Yeah, there's a nice coolness between us. 26 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,639 Hey, guys, before Anu gets here, can I talk about the seating situation? 27 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,536 I really don't want her to sit on the floor. 28 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,358 Oh, no problem. Bernadette, floor. 29 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,478 Hey. 30 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,280 Yeah, you can't make my wife sit on the floor. 31 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,959 Fine. Howard, floor. 32 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,391 - It's fine. I'll sit on the floor. - Thank you, Penny. 33 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,955 And, Leonard, I was kind of hoping I could sit next to Anu. 34 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,376 So now I have to sit on the floor? 35 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,360 It's my house. Why can't Sheldon sit on the floor? 36 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,472 That might be the dumbest thing you've ever said. 37 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,436 Guys, guys. There's a simple solution. 38 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,992 I am not breaking up with her. 39 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,880 All right, let's keep thinking. 40 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,671 - Hey, everybody, it's Anu! - Hey. 41 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,240 - Hey! - Welcome. 42 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,192 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 43 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,717 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 44 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,800 Wait! 45 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,840 The earth began to cool 46 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,274 The autotrophs began to drool 47 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,589 Neanderthals developed tools 48 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,592 We built a wall We built the pyramids 49 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,593 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 50 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,592 It all started with the Big Bang! 51 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,680 Bang! 52 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,640 Oh. I am stuffed. I should not have eaten all those dumplings. 53 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,440 I think we should have sex. 54 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,200 Me too. 55 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,912 Yeah, it's just we haven't done it yet, 56 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,496 and I think it's important to make sure we're compatible before we get married. 57 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,590 I totally agree. 58 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,355 Well, just one question. 59 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,536 While we're doing it, can I leave my shirt on? 60 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,950 You know, the dumplings. Pretty salty. 61 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,074 It doesn't have to be tonight. 62 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,195 How about this weekend? I can get us a room at my hotel. 63 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,080 Okay, sounds nice. 64 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,839 We can order a bunch of room service 65 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,116 because I'm not eating anything between now and then. 66 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,719 Aww. Are you worried? 67 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,359 I am not worried. 68 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,514 If anything, I'm overconfident, edging into smug. 69 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,353 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 70 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,558 Oh, it's gonna be better than fine. Trust me. I've had no complaints. 71 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Good to know. 72 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,037 I've had questions, comments, some constructive criticism, 73 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,918 but no complaints. 74 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,996 You're up early. 75 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,951 Yes. I wanted to get a jump on planning a day of fun for you. 76 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,856 Oh, that's sweet. What are we doing? 77 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,599 Oh, no, just you. I have other plans. 78 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,911 Now, would you prefer to see The Grinch in 2D or 3D? 79 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,360 I don't want to see it at all. 80 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,349 Well, let's go 2D. No sense in spending extra money. 81 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,320 - What are you gonna be doing? - Being a great husband. 82 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,440 Yeah, you're gonna need to show your work on that. 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,517 After last night, I got to thinking 84 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,035 that I should have a better relationship with your family. 85 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,152 I think the one you have with them is perfect. 86 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,636 - I hardly have one at all. - Which is perfect. 87 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,755 No, Amy, they're important to you and you're important to me. 88 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,231 Therefore, according to the transitive property, they're important to me. 89 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,720 It's the same reason I'm interested in your big, flat feet. 90 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,913 Well, you know that my mom can be, well, difficult to get along with. 91 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,993 Which is why I'm starting with your dad and working my way up. 92 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,391 All right. Just worried you might have a rather unpleasant day. 93 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,678 Yeah, back at you. I watched the trailer for The Grinch. It looks terrible. 94 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,240 - Hi, Sheldon. - Oh, good. You're right on time. 95 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,039 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, pumpkin. 96 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,194 Pumpkin? I've been calling her spaghetti squash. 97 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,360 It's amazing that one woman can be different vegetables to different men. 98 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,160 Bye. 99 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,320 Bye. 100 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,116 So, how does this work with in-laws? 101 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,760 Am I supposed to be calling you "Dad"? Because I don't want to. 102 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,797 - You don't have to. - Oh, thanks, Larry. 103 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,314 Ooh! That doesn't sound right. 104 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,797 Maybe I should pick a vegetable for you. 105 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,271 Hey, Leonard, can you pause the game for a second? 106 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,833 Hang on. I'm about to beat Howard. What? Hey! 107 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,238 He's our friend. What's up, pal? 108 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,276 I don't know how else to say this but, um, 109 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,636 Anu and I are going to have sex tonight. 110 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,395 Yeah. 111 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,759 Do you know how creepy that sounds? 112 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,956 Yeah. 113 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,596 - So, is this the first time? - Yeah. 114 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,713 - How are you feeling about it? - Uh... 115 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,953 To be honest, I'm pretty anxious. 116 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,555 I mean, this is the woman I'm marrying. What if it's no good? 117 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,794 Do we break up? Do we sign on for a lifetime of mediocre sex? 118 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,517 Don't put so much pressure on it. 119 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,910 It's always a little awkward in the beginning. 120 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,776 I remember the first time I slept with Penny. 121 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,190 - It was bad? - It was awesome. 122 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,280 I will replay it in my head until the day I die. 123 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,912 Well, if it helps, I was really nervous my first time with Bernie. 124 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,356 Mostly because I was worried my mom would walk in. 125 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,592 - Did she? - Yea... Yeah. 126 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,709 I'll tell you one thing. Lock the door. 127 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,776 Yeah, Raj, you're gonna be fine. 128 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,632 Just break out some of your Kama Sutra moves. 129 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,794 I don't really know any of that stuff. I just pretend I do to impress women. 130 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,754 And by the way, Anu is Indian. 131 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,799 She's gonna know there's no sexual position called "the screeching lotus." 132 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,756 Screeching lotus? 133 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,309 Sometimes I get leg cramps. It's my cover story. 134 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,918 Look. She's probably nervous too. 135 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,032 Yeah. What if you're great and she's bad? 136 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,276 How can she be bad? 137 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,190 Raj, women can be bad at sex too. 138 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,079 No, that's silly. 139 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,280 Hey, have you checked the dates on these? They're all expired. 140 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,429 You buy candy in a comic book store, you get what you get. 141 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,752 It's called Lethal Weapon, but isn't that redundant? 142 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,230 Aren't weapons by their very nature lethal? 143 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,358 I suppose you're right. 144 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,750 Yeah, and don't even get me started on Unsolved Mysteries. 145 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,797 I didn't get you started on Lethal Weapon. 146 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,277 All right, this is another one of my favorite places, the comic book store. 147 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,714 Feel free to look around. 148 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,470 Vintage comics in back, vintage candy right here. 149 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,840 What are you guys up to? 150 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,191 Father-in-law, son-in-law bonding. 151 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,080 It's going great. Look at what he bought me at the train store. 152 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,793 Sounded louder in the car. 153 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,072 - Cool. Can I see it? - Sure. 154 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,153 Interesting. I think this is one of those disappearing whistles. 155 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,149 What are you talking about? 156 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:50,840 Voilà! 157 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,750 Amazing! Where did it go? 158 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,950 Look in your pocket. 159 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,152 Oh, how did you do that? 160 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,752 Sorry. A magician never shares his secrets. 161 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,635 - I'll give you 100 bucks. - Sold. 162 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,117 Okay. Hey, where's my wallet? 163 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920 Voilà! 164 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,152 Hey, Penny, I need your help. I am freaking out. 165 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,430 Okay, is she there yet? 166 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,639 No, I got here first. You know, get the lay of the land. 167 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,516 Raj, it's gonna be okay. 168 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,035 Look, sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship. 169 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,875 My first time with Leonard was nothing to write home about. 170 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 Really? 171 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,240 Yeah, but you know, over time, it got better. 172 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,834 So, practice makes perfect. 173 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,600 Well, practice makes better. 174 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,115 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She just texted. She's on her way up. 175 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,033 Raj, calm down. You got this. 176 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,152 Yes, thank you, thank you. I got this. 177 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,640 Just remember, the most important thing is to have fun. 178 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,239 Stop putting so much pressure on me! 179 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,080 Hi. 180 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,599 Everything okay? 181 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,916 Why are you acting so weird? 182 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,637 Raj, what's going on? 183 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,872 Be right out. You look beautiful. 184 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,514 Sorry. I had to use the facilities. 185 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,033 With a bottle of champagne? 186 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,589 Hmm. I like to celebrate the little things in life. 187 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,271 You need to go? There's still some left. 188 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,633 Raj, what is going on? 189 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,554 No, no, it's not what's going on. It's what's coming off. 190 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:04,236 Stop it. You're acting weird and it's freaking me out. 191 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,399 Why? Because I couldn't talk and ran in the bathroom 192 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,154 to slug back a bottle of champagne when I pretended to pee? 193 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,199 Okay, I think I'm gonna leave. 194 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,351 No, no, wait, wait. Okay, don't go. 195 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,038 Fine. Then tell me what's going on. 196 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,915 - Well, funny story... - The truth. 197 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,196 Oh, God! The truth is so not good for me. 198 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,915 Voilà! 199 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,320 Darn it! 200 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,840 It's okay, you'll get it. Here, let me show you again. 201 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,958 It's like you're actually magic. 202 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,831 You can do that but you still can't get my bra off? 203 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,319 The rings don't roll their eyes at me. 204 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,954 Excuse me. Turnip, we need to get going. 205 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,276 But Howard was gonna show me some close-up magic. 206 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,599 If you want to see real magic, I'll take you to Union Station. 207 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,758 Home to trains, subways and buses that every half hour, 208 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,593 voilà, drive to the airport. 209 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,279 I'd like to stay, if you don't mind. 210 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,953 Oh, not at all. Howard, a word. 211 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,878 What's up? 212 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,712 I need you to stop being so delightful. 213 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,471 - What? - I'm supposed to be bonding with him. 214 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,520 You have your own father-in-law. Leave mine alone. 215 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,496 Tell you what. You take my father-in-law, I'll take yours. 216 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,831 - I don't want your father-in-law. - Well, what if I throw in a quarter? 217 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,631 Do it again, do it again! 218 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,635 Mrs. Fowler. Mrs. Fowler. Mrs. Fowler. 219 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,794 Sheldon? What's going on? Where's Larry? 220 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,151 Oh, Turnip's out. I'm bonding with you. 221 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,071 Okay, you wanted the truth, here it is. 222 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,640 You have a drinking problem. 223 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,915 No, I have a talking problem and a drinking solution. 224 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,640 What does that mean? 225 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,950 Oh, Anu, for most of my life, I got so nervous around women 226 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,800 that I couldn't talk to them without alcohol. 227 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,876 So you've been drunk every time we've seen each other? 228 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,157 No, no. It hasn't happened in a long time, 229 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,755 and I really thought I was over it. But I guess... 230 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,073 I don't know. I guess I wanted so much for tonight to go well 231 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,591 that I stressed myself out. It came back. 232 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,712 Why didn't you tell me about this before? 233 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,560 I was embarrassed. 234 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,760 I get that. 235 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,354 If it makes you feel any better, 236 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,396 I've got things I'm embarrassed about too. 237 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,599 Really? Will you tell me one? 238 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,713 Okay. Um... 239 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,352 Ugh. I hate telling people this. 240 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,436 I don't like music. 241 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,760 What kind of music? 242 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,232 Just all of it. 243 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,880 It sort of seems like a waste of time. 244 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,236 Even Beyoncé? 245 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,216 See, this is why I don't tell people. 246 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,029 No. It's fine. It's just... Have you heard "Single Ladies"? 247 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,753 Yeah, and I don't get it. 248 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,832 I mean, the lyrics are, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." 249 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,717 You have to sing it in the voice of a goddess. 250 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Like... 251 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,631 My point is, we both have our little eccentricities. 252 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,474 Little eccentricities? 253 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,314 One is a deep-seated psychological disturbance, 254 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,681 and the other can be solved by half a glass of Chardonnay. 255 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,116 So the doctor prescribed Nizoral, 256 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,159 and it blocked enzyme action and the fungus cleared right up. 257 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,239 That's a very disturbing picture. 258 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,000 Yes, well, they say a picture's worth 1,000 words, 259 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,879 but I say nothing beats a picture and 1,000 words. 260 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,472 Still, you might wanna take it off Facebook. 261 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,757 No. It's in my nature to share. 262 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,390 So, your turn. Uh, other than Amy, 263 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,075 have you ever had anything removed from your body? 264 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,436 I am not going to answer that. 265 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,120 Smart! Save something for our next get-together. 266 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,074 Oh! We should commemorate this one with a selfie. 267 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,594 Oh. 268 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,993 Look at us. Two peas in a pod. 269 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,200 Oh, speaking of vegetables... 270 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,120 How about I start calling you Old Lady Green Beans? 271 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,439 Hey, you look deep in thought. 272 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,951 - Oh, I'm just reflecting. - About what? 273 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,194 First time we slept together. 274 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,875 Oh, honey, don't beat yourself up. It's great now. 275 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,078 This is not good. Sheldon is hanging out with my mom. 276 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,198 Yeah, one sec. What do you mean, don't beat myself up? 277 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,518 Guys, focus. My mom thinks that Sheldon is the reason 278 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,216 I don't spend a lot of time with her. 279 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,480 Well, why would she think that? 280 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,916 Because I told her! You need a cup of coffee? Wake up! 281 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,429 So you've been using Sheldon 282 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,320 as an excuse to get out of seeing your mother? 283 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,319 I know. I feel terrible. 284 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,229 I love my mom but, you know, sometimes she can be... 285 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,074 We've met her, yeah. 286 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,078 And it's easier to say I can't spend time with her because of Sheldon 287 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,880 than to admit that I don't want to. 288 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Totally understandable. 289 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,480 I'll ask again. What do you mean, don't beat myself up? 290 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,992 And then you ask me 20 questions 291 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,993 to try to determine which Nobel Prize-winning physicist I am. 292 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,480 Ready? Go. 293 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,680 Can I give up? 294 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,189 No. Nineteen questions left. 295 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,600 Are you gonna get that? 296 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,519 Oh, no. We're in the middle of a game. 297 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,320 Eighteen questions left. 298 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,040 Answer the phone, Sheldon. 299 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 Hello, Amy. 300 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,475 Hey, how's it going? 301 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,435 Well, Howard lured your dad away with magic, 302 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,513 so now I'm bonding with your mom. 303 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,149 I think she likes me. 304 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,712 I'd like you a lot better if you weren't keeping my daughter away from me. 305 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,596 Hang on, Amy. What's the problem, Green Beans? 306 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,560 Amy said she couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner 307 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,720 because you always have to spend it with your mother. 308 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,000 I haven't spent Thanksgiving with my mother in years. 309 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,520 Amy, why would you tell your mother that I spend Thanksgiving with my mother? 310 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,675 Uh, no time to talk about that now. 311 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,399 All your action figures are on fire. 312 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,120 Harrison Ford is in the lobby. Come quick! 313 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,710 And Amy never joins us for Sunday dinners 314 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,071 because you refuse to go out on a school night. 315 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,710 I can go out on a school night, as long as I'm in my PJs by ten. 316 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,799 Sheldon, don't listen to her. 317 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,040 She doesn't know what she's talking about. She's crazy. 318 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,036 Hello, Amy. 319 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,720 Hello, Mother. 320 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,080 Great news. We can come for Thanksgiving this year. 321 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,715 I can't believe it. 322 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,232 All this time I've been angry at you when I should have been angry at Amy. 323 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,916 Look at that. We're both angry at Amy. 324 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,080 You know, maybe that's something we could bond over. 325 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,354 Let me ask you this. How do you feel about Howard? 326 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,352 Oh, is he that odd little friend you have with that haircut? 327 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,239 I may have married the wrong Fowler. 328 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,956 Why would Amy feel the need to lie to me? 329 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,280 Well, perhaps because you're her mother and she didn't want to disappoint you. 330 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,040 Really? 331 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,631 Even after she threw you under the bus, you're still gonna defend her? 332 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,756 Oh, yes. She's my wife and I love her. 333 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,216 And if I can forgive her for putting ketchup on her eggs, 334 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,435 I can forgive her for this. 335 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,272 Her father does that. It's disgusting. 336 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,799 Amy's crazy. You are a delight. 337 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,236 - Good morning. - Mmm. Good morning. 338 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,760 I ordered some coffee for us. 339 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,680 Oh, fantastic. 340 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,394 Last night was wonderful. 341 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,035 But all we did was talk. 342 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,637 Yeah, and it was wonderful. 343 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,835 Am I safe to assume that you talking to me now is a good sign for our marriage? 344 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,312 Yeah, and for my liver. 345 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,836 Hey, about the other thing, um... 346 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,000 Should we just wait for another night? 347 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,911 Or I go take a shower... 348 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,872 and you decide how you wanna play this. 349 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,074 Take a shower with me, Raj! 350 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,833 Thank you, Amy. It's so nice of you to have us over for dinner. 351 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,640 Couldn't think of a single reason not to. 352 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,840 Yeah, and boy, did she try. 353 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,360 - Thank you, honey. - No, you're welcome, dear. 354 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,681 Would anyone like to see the magic trick Howard taught me? 355 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,200 I'd love to see your trick, Daddy. 356 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,513 A perfectly ordinary table knife. 357 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,995 Watch closely. 358 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,080 Voilà! 359 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,400 Oh, my gosh! That was so good! 360 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,600 Look, there's fake blood too! 361 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,560 I'll be right back. 362 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,516 I don't know about you but I don't really like magic. 363 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,511 You just keep getting better and better.