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Champagne, champagne,

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champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.

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- You know what I call this drink?
- A waste of champagne?

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No. A Doctor Cooper.

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Because...

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He's also sweet and bubbly.

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All right.

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Uh...

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A toast to Sheldon and Amy

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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.

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We are so proud of you guys.

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- Cheers. Whoo!
- Thanks.

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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.

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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?

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Well, there are some comments online,
but we haven't read them.

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We decided we don't care
what people say about our work.

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Good for you.

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People online can be so mean.

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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,

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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.

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- And yet, somehow she soldiers on.
- Mmm.

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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.

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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.

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I'm surprised you're interested
in some stranger's opinion.

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Well, as I always say,
a stranger's just a friend

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who hasn't complimented me yet.

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Okay.

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- I'll read them.
- If any of them

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accuse you of being too pretty,
Penny can help you through it.

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Okay, here's one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.

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Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know.
What if he's mean?

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Well, what if he's complimentary?

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I want to know.

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Okay. He says...

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- I don't want to know.
- All right, just...

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Let me see it.

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Okay, this is really positive.

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Wow. It's really positive.

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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.

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He's right. They love it!

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This is so exciting.

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Oh, this may be
the Doctor Cooper talking,

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but pour me another Doctor Cooper.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

47
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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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Hey, Penny and I were thinking of
getting a big paintball game together.

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Ugh, Leonard,
why does she want to shoot you?

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She doesn't want to shoot me.

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- Who doesn't want to shoot you?
- Penny.

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No, that doesn't sound right.

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She just wants to play paintball.

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It combines my love of whimsy
with her love of making grown men cry.

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Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in.

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- You don't need to ask her?
- No. I've been pretty annoying lately.

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She's gonna want to shoot me.

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Dr. Cooper.

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Oh. President Siebert.

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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?

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You're a superstar.

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No offense, worker bees.

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You should join me
in my private dining room.

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Dr. Fowler is already there.

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Can I bring my friends?

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No.

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- Can I bring my Tater Tots?
- Yes.

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All right, let's go.

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Welcome to the inner sanctum.

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Oh, I do love a good sanctum.

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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It's got kiwi on it.

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Ugh, I don't like kiwi.

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Neither do I, but it's so fancy.

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Well, this is nice.

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Why have we waited so long to do this?

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Because you never invited us.

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Well, the important thing
is you're here now,

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and we're so excited about your work.

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This paper's going to do
big things for all of us,

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so if there's anything that you need...

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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.

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Wait. No. Ketchup.

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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?

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Both?

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So this is how the other half lives.

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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,

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and we're organizing a big media push.

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Articles. Interviews.

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Oh, you want us to do interviews?

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Well, we're thinking
a divide-and-conquer approach here,

97
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where you do the interviews,

98
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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.

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You know...

100
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In case there's an emergency.

101
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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?

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I don't know, maybe there's
an object in motion

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that won't stay in motion.

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Or a reaction
that's equal but not opposite.

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It sounds like you don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews.

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It's not that we don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews,

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it's just that we really
want you to do the interviews.

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Without Sheldon.

109
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Now, wait, are you trying to exclude me?

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Look, Sheldon, you're a brilliant man,
but your people skills are...

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This is not barbecue sauce!

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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?

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Like that.

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This is ridiculous.

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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable

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of keeping it together for an interview.

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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work

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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.

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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce?

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Would you mind stocking these?

121
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Actually, I'm not on the clock today.

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I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.

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Oh, cool.

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That's me, right?

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I forgot to tell you,

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I broke up with you,
and now I'm dating that guy.

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I know you're joking,

128
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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn't.

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Isn't it fight-or-flight?

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Not for me.

131
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.

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This is our wedding,

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and if anyone's gonna design
the floral arrangements,

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it's going to be my man.

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Thank you.

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I mean, I'm not trying
to be a groomzilla,

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but this is my special day.

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Someone texting you?

139
00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,478
Uh, no. It's just my doorbell camera.

140
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Oh. I got one of those for my place,
but I never installed it.

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Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you.

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You're gonna love it.
It's how I found out

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a raccoon was stealing
my cheese-of-the-month club.

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What did you do?

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Nothing. I didn't want to piss it off.

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It was huge from eating all the cheese.

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Hey.

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We're doing a big paintball game
on Saturday if you two want to join.

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Oh, my roommate asked me
to help her move out on Saturday.

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Ugh. That sucks.

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- Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
- All right.

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I didn't know
your roommate was moving out.

153
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Yeah. I've been looking for a new one,
but so far no luck.

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You hear that?

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She needs a roommate.

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What do you think, Stuart?

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Flight.

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Flight.

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- That was hard to watch.
- Yeah.

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Okay, I need you to be honest with me.

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How do I look?

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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.

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Come on, help me out here.

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I've got a bunch of interviews today.

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Well, no one'll notice.
They never met you before.

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Sheldon, I'm nervous,

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and I wish you were coming with me.

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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions

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and answers for you.

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"Whom do you love more,

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Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?

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Answer: Sheldon the scientist,

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but by such a slim margin
that it's statistically insignificant."

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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.

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Well, don't worry.
I'm sure you're gonna do great.

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Thank you.

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- Okay, bye.
- Wait, wait, wait.

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- You forgot the cards.
- Love you, too.

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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?

180
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Yeah, she was hinting around about it,
but I think I handled it pretty well.

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"Pretty well"?

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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,

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there would have been
a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.

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Was she mad?

185
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No. I talked to her after.

186
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She said she's fine.

187
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- Oh, no.
- Yikes!

188
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You'll find someone new.

189
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Everything okay?

190
00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,439
Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera.

191
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I helped her install it.

192
00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,559
You can't look at it. That's spying.

193
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Who the hell is this guy?

194
00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,080
Ooh! Let me see.

195
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,320
He's got bags.

196
00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,993
He's probably just delivering food.

197
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Why is she hugging him?

198
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,917
Maybe she doesn't have tip money?

199
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,235
Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?

200
00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,794
She's a good tipper?

201
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,111
Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat

202
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,193
in the fancy dining room while our
friends have to eat in the regular one?

203
00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,512
Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?

204
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,871
"Guilty."

205
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960
Oh, then, no.

206
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,032
In fact, take a picture of me
with the garlic knots to send them.

207
00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,715
There's my MVP,

208
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,553
Most Valuable Physicist.

209
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,040
Thank you.

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And my star of NPR <i>Science Friday</i>
and a potpourri of popular podcasts.

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I don't know
if I'd use the word "star."

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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for <i>Wired,</i>

213
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and it is glowing. They loved you.

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That's great. Thanks for telling me.

215
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Congratulations, Amy.

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- I'm so proud of you.
- And that headline,

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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."

218
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I'm sorry.
The who who did what to huh?

219
00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,992
Oh, hey. How did your interview go?

220
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,675
Okay, I guess.

221
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,194
You don't sound very happy.

222
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,396
Why wouldn't she be happy?

223
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,949
She's the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.

224
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,200
Sorry.

225
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,310
This should be fun.
I've never played before.

226
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,040
Fair warning,
it can get pretty ugly out there.

227
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,157
Okay, well, remember, I'm your fiancée.

228
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,357
I remember. Do you?

229
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,678
All right, we need two teams.

230
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,880
Who wants to be the captain?

231
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,960
Me.

232
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,793
Uh, sure. Why not?

233
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,879
All right, why don't you pick first?

234
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,555
Okay, um, Leonard.

235
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:33,960
Yeah?

236
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,674
No, I'm picking you.

237
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,797
First? For a team?

238
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,396
What is happening?

239
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,393
All right, I take Bernadette.

240
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,394
Really? You're picking her over me?

241
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,234
Yeah, 'cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom.

242
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,030
Um...

243
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:53,951
Sheldon.

244
00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,040
Raj.

245
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120
Amy.

246
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I'll take Anu.

247
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Howard.

248
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,635
All rightie.

249
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,474
Come on, pick me, pick me.

250
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,556
I will take Stuart!

251
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,676
Yes!

252
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,856
Okay, guys, we need some people
to stay here and guard the flag

253
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,696
and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.

254
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,376
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...

255
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,096
What? Hold down the fort?
'Cause that's all I'm good for.

256
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,176
Is that what you were going to say?

257
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,800
Oh... You know that's not what he meant.

258
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,990
Why don't you go out there?

259
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,800
Maybe you'll be the neurobiologist
who revolutionizes paintball.

260
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,957
Stop it.
You're being ridiculous.

261
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,475
Am I? Maybe it's just
my poor people skills.

262
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,234
Oh, it's definitely
your poor people skills.

263
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,431
All right, the choices are, get shot at
or stay here and listen to them fight.

264
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,795
Shot at.

265
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,358
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.

266
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,429
Oh, so you like sneaking around.
Good to know.

267
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,039
What's that supposed to mean?

268
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,873
Nothing. Never mind.

269
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,594
Let me see if the coast is clear.

270
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,351
See anybody?

271
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,194
Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!

272
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,476
What?

273
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,873
But out there, there's nobody.

274
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,156
Ow!

275
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,275
I'm hit.

276
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,756
Ow!

277
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,873
I said I was hit!

278
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,030
Sorry.

279
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,590
Ahhh!

280
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,718
Why do you keep shooting me?

281
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,792
Why don't you want to move in with me?

282
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,315
I...
I didn't say I didn't want to.

283
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,232
No, you just ran away.

284
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,590
Stuart?

285
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,240
Stuart?

286
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,400
Did you run away again?

287
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120
No!

288
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,680
Bang, you're out.

289
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,359
What? I'm not out.

290
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,556
You didn't even shoot me.

291
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,096
I'm not gonna shoot you from right here.

292
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,256
It's too close. It's gonna hurt.

293
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,476
Oh, come on.
It's not gonna hurt that bad.

294
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,035
I'm telling you,
from this distance it's gonna... Ow!

295
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:15,997
See? That hurt!

296
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,878
All right. Fine, you can shoot me.

297
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,872
No, I'm not gonna shoot you. Ow!

298
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,160
Ow! Ow!

299
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,400
You were right. We're way too close.

300
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,995
See, I told you it's gonna hurt... Ow!

301
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,277
I can't believe
you're taking this out on me.

302
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,875
I was just trying to get
publicity for our paper.

303
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,912
By making it seem like it was your idea?

304
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,231
I didn't write the headline, Sheldon.

305
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,834
Did you even read the article?

306
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,877
Because I talk about you continuously.

307
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,078
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.

308
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,350
Why can't you just be proud of me?

309
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,119
I am proud of you.

310
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,396
Really? Because you sound jealous.

311
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,876
Well, I'm that, too.
I've seen <i>Inside Out.</i>

312
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,917
I know I can feel two things at once.

313
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,554
- Ow!
- Ow!

314
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,116
Now I feel three things.

315
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,719
Hey. Who shot you?

316
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,837
Uh...

317
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,993
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,

318
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,400
Denise, Denise, Denise,

319
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,676
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,

320
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,269
and me when I was running from Denise.

321
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,554
What is up with you two?

322
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,797
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.

323
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,952
You know when things
are going great, but you worry

324
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,077
that any minute
you might screw everything up?

325
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,594
- No.
- Yes.

326
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,121
If you really like her,
you can't let fear get in the way.

327
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,793
You have to move forward.

328
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,840
And at a certain point,
the fear of losing her goes away?

329
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,549
I will let you know.

330
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,714
- You were spying on me?
- That is not the point.

331
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,280
The point is who was that man?

332
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,957
Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend.

333
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,158
Some of his stuff was still at my house,
and he stopped by to pick it up.

334
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,358
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?

335
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,876
If "stuff" means sex, then no.

336
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,236
If "stuff" means his Waterpik, then yes!

337
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,480
I got the flag!

338
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,029
I'm gonna make a run for it. Cover me!

339
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,272
So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?

340
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,517
Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.

341
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,512
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.

342
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,200
Because you're hiding something from me?

343
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,674
No, because you should trust me!

344
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,753
How can I trust you?
I barely even know you!

345
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,189
Then what are we doing?

346
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,078
Why are we planning a wedding?

347
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,320
I don't know.

348
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,231
Ah! Sad man!

349
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,834
- Ow!
- Ha-ha! Oh...

350
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,036
It's you.

351
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,713
I can't believe you shot me!

352
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,936
I can't believe I did, either.

353
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,758
Right in the chest.

354
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,275
Sorry. That's gonna leave a bruise.

355
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,392
Yeah, a big one.

356
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,711
- Does it hurt?
- A little.

357
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,717
Want to kiss it and make it better?

358
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,200
I do.

359
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,711
Where are you going?

360
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800
Home.

361
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,912
Don't worry. I'll wave
to the doorbell when I get there.

362
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
Wait, wait, wait.

363
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,960
At least let me drive you.

364
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,554
That's okay. I'll Uber.

365
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,191
We can take you.

366
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,272
Come on, Sheldon.

367
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,750
But I should warn you,
we're in a bit of a spat.

368
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,696
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?

369
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,915
Are you ready to apologize?

370
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
We are.

371
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,233
Aha!

372
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,816
- Get out!
- Sorry, sorry.

373
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,194
I didn't see anything.

374
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,720
Actually, could I... Oh!

375
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,950
Thank you!

376
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520
Hey.

377
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,034
That's a lot of bruises.

378
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,598
Yeah, well, you shot me a lot of times.

379
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,952
That's not even counting
the bruises on the inside.

380
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,435
'Cause I hurt your feelings?

381
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,233
Let's hope that's all it is.

382
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,280
Look, I'm sorry that I freaked out.

383
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,875
It's just that things are
going so good with us,

384
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,715
and I'm afraid that if we go too fast,
I am gonna mess it up.

385
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,319
I get that. I don't want
to mess things up, either.

386
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,595
Um, I got you something.

387
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,590
It's a key to my place
to show you that I'm serious.

388
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,274
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

389
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,037
Well, isn't this technically
a key to Howard and Bernadette's place?

390
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,277
Yes, so don't ever use it
or let them know that you have it.

391
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,798
- Come here.
- Oh! No.

392
00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,954
I appreciate it, but seriously,
this is all bruise.

393
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,280
Kiss?

394
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,080
Gently.

395
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,315
Ow!

396
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,350
I'm about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?

397
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,275
Sheldon, are you ready?

398
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,874
- Absolutely.
- Great.

399
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,434
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.

400
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
Oh, goody.

401
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,280
Would you say that your paper
is an extension

402
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,829
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?

403
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,589
I'll be in the car.