1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,480 Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,637 So I told my mom she just needed to back off. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:06,720 This is our wedding, 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,736 and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,672 it's going to be my man. 6 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,519 Thank you. 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,796 I mean, I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, 8 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,315 but this is my special day. 9 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,118 Everything okay? 10 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,759 Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. 11 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:25,956 I helped her install it. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,759 You can't look at it. That's spying. 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,155 Who the hell is this guy? 14 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,356 Ooh! Let me see. 15 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,118 So you're still talking to your ex-boyfriend? 16 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,396 Yes, and I'm not gonna apologize for that. 17 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,756 And you need to delete that app from your phone. 18 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,016 Because you're hiding something from me? 19 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,520 No, because you should trust me! 20 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,638 How can I trust you? I barely even know you! 21 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,390 Then what are we doing? 22 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,080 I don't know. 23 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,952 Ah! Sad man! 24 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,316 This is so great. 25 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,629 Why don't we do it more often? 26 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,473 Because you have two kids, 27 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,835 I have Sheldon, 28 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,798 and Penny's apparently in the gym all the time, 29 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,553 'cause, damn, look at her! 30 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,834 Yeah, so impressive how you manage to bounce back after having no babies. 31 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,595 Ah! Another reason why we don't do this more often. 32 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,350 You've come to a giant metal door. 33 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,399 I check the door for traps. 34 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,669 There are no traps. 35 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,876 I use my wizard eye 36 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,191 to see what's on the other side of the door. 37 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,396 Hey, that's sort of like 38 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,678 how you used a doorbell camera to spy on your fiancée. 39 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,559 No, it's nothing like that. 40 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,632 Your wizard eye reveals a monster. 41 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,189 - Is it alone and unloved? - I guess. 42 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,114 I open the door and say, "Hey, Raj." 43 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,439 I have a bottle of champagne for you. 44 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Oh, we didn't order this. 45 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,872 It's from the gentleman at the end of the bar. 46 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,320 Oh! 47 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,680 If we drink it, does that mean we're making a promise? 48 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,599 'Cause I am happily married, although I will watch. 49 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,072 We're not gonna do anything. 50 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,880 Really? So, all that work's for Leonard? 51 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,078 Why don't you just call her? I'm sure you guys can work this out. 52 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,576 I don't want to talk about it. Let's just play. 53 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,115 Okay, the cyclops tells you that the enchantress you seek 54 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,635 is staying at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords. 55 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,757 Really? An inn? 56 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,593 Anu is a concierge at a hotel. 57 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,115 That's a little insensitive, don't you think? 58 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,510 I hadn't noticed that before you mentioned it. 59 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,416 Well, now, that I've mentioned it, how do you feel? 60 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,113 - Bad. - Shame on you. 61 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,754 - Hey, ladies. - Zack! 62 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,399 Hi. You guys know Zack. 63 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,736 - Yeah. - Of course. 64 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,955 Did you send this over? 65 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,600 I did. I asked for the most expensive one they have. 66 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,390 They said it was $200, and I said I want a more expensive one. 67 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,915 And then, they said it was $300. 68 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,072 - But it was the same... - Don't. 69 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,711 Thank you, but you shouldn't have spent so much. 70 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,350 Nah. It's cool. I sold my company for a boatload of money. 71 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,840 And then I bought a boat. 72 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,755 Then I got married. Guess where. 73 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,480 On your boat? 74 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,555 No, but that would've been awesome! 75 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,152 Well, congratulations. 76 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,118 Hey, you and Leonard 77 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,431 should come over and have dinner with us on our boat. 78 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,997 Yeah, that would be so nice. 79 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,959 Leonard was just saying how he was hoping to have dinner 80 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,794 with one of your ex-boyfriends on his expensive boat. 81 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,669 - Well, then this worked out perfect! - Oh, yeah. 82 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,272 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 83 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,512 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 84 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,518 Wait! 85 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,520 The earth began to cool 86 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,755 The autotrophs began to drool 87 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,433 Neanderthals developed tools 88 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,318 We built a wall We built the pyramids 89 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,040 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 90 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,231 It all started with the Big Bang! 91 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,320 Bang! 92 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,520 Hey. How was game night? 93 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,273 Oh. Off the charts. 94 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,079 Literally. Sheldon rolled a number so high, 95 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,833 it wasn't on any of these charts. 96 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,311 That's funny. Wow, I should not have driven home. 97 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,915 How was ladies' night? 98 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,640 It was fun. Amy got drunk and kept telling us 99 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,440 that Sheldon's chest is smooth like a porpoise. 100 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,873 Well, it does squeak when you touch it. 101 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,756 And we ran into Zack. 102 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,718 Oh. Yeah? How's he doing? 103 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,917 - He got married. - Oh, well, that's nice. 104 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,198 Yeah, and he sold his company for a fortune and retired. 105 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,040 Huh. 106 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,436 And you ended up with me, so, everybody wins. 107 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,317 Wait. You're not jealous of Zack, are you? 108 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,840 What? Oh, absolutely not. 109 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,230 In fact, he should be jealous of me because I have you. 110 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,360 And a dungeon with over 30 rooms left unexplored 111 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,716 because no one thought to search for secret doors 112 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,553 under the wizard's throne. 113 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,749 Oh. You know, I'd like to go exploring. 114 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,634 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 115 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,840 Well, I'll get the dice back out. 116 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,510 Go away, Raj! 117 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,717 What are you doing? 118 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,594 I'm winning you back Love Actually style. 119 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,829 I don't know what that means. 120 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,477 Really? You've never seen Love Actually? 121 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,029 If you want to watch it right now, I'll just wait. 122 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,794 I have nothing to say to you. 123 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,951 Look, we both made mistakes. 124 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,874 I am so sorry that I spied on you. 125 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,600 I didn't mean to, but I know it was not okay. 126 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,916 Now, do you want to apologize to me? 127 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,998 You also said you don't trust me and that you barely know me. 128 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,269 I really thought this would be more of a back-and-forth thing. 129 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,080 Honestly, Raj, why do you even want to marry me? 130 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,834 You know, family and India and stuff. 131 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,480 Here's what I think. 132 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,321 All of your friends are married, and you don't want to be left behind. 133 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,951 And honestly, that's not a good enough reason. 134 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,680 Okay, well, how is that different than what you're doing? Hmm? 135 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,236 Worried that you wasted 136 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,676 so many years dating the wrong people, and now, 137 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,515 you're just looking for a shortcut. 138 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,398 You're right. It's not different. 139 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,750 Okay, so, we agree. 140 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,638 - Yeah. - Great. 141 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,359 Wait. What did we just agree on? 142 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,190 That we shouldn't see each other anymore. 143 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,959 You know what? Why don't you shut the door, and I'll just do the cards? 144 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,632 Do you remember Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack? 145 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,155 Leonard, I remember all of Penny's ex-boyfriends. 146 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,391 If you'd like, I could list them alphabetically. 147 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,600 No, thank you. 148 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,559 Uh, fun fact. You would think Zack would be the last one on the list, 149 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,792 but she also dated two Zekes. 150 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,229 Well, apparently, Zack sold his company for a ton of money and retired. 151 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,840 And that bothers you? 152 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,360 I don't know. I mean... I guess so. Yeah. 153 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,400 It doesn't seem fair. I work hard. 154 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,592 I'm really smart. 155 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,034 I've made substantial contributions to my field. 156 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,234 But Zack gets to be rich, while I'm still working for a paycheck? 157 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,438 A lot of people you don't know are rich. 158 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,950 That doesn't seem to bother you. Mark Zuckerberg, 159 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,680 - Sultan of Brunei, Gordon Letwin. - Who's that? 160 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,551 He's one of the first 11 employees of Microsoft. 161 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,678 Yeah, I don't have to hang out with Gordon Letwin. 162 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,678 Well, that's too bad. 163 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,435 He helped create the HPFS file system. Oh, the stories he could tell. 164 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,160 Penny told him we'd go have dinner with him and his wife on their stupid boat. 165 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,993 Hmm, just tell her you don't want to go. 166 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,800 Then she'll think I'm being jealous and petty. 167 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,476 So, you want to seem mature and confident. 168 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,478 I make one mistake, and she says she doesn't want to marry me. 169 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,831 - Like she never screwed up. - Did she? 170 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,840 She agreed to marry me. 171 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,830 Honestly, I think you dodged a bullet. I don't think she was right for you. 172 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,115 Howie... Shh. 173 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,200 What? 174 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,152 You can't bad-mouth Anu. 175 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,896 They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. 176 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,673 I mean, remember when we broke up, 177 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,600 and Penny said all those mean things about you? 178 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,356 What did she say? 179 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,669 I don't want to get into it. 180 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,513 Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true. 181 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,496 So, I'm just supposed to lie to my friend? 182 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,352 I don't want you to lie to me. 183 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,874 No one's gonna lie to you. 184 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,715 Lie. 185 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,216 She says the only reason I'm marrying her 186 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,233 is because all my friends are married, and I don't want to feel left out. 187 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,879 Oh, that's nonsense. 188 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,633 No. She's right. 189 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,080 Now, what do I say? 190 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,758 So, Marissa, how did you guys meet? 191 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,877 Oh, it's a pretty funny story. 192 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,111 We met in a bookstore. 193 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,199 That is funny. 194 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,397 Yeah, I was just there using the bathroom, 195 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,234 but this one had a stack of books, like, this tall. 196 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,073 Oh, so, you really like to read? 197 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,992 Oh, no. I work there. 198 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,989 Yeah, she is super smart. 199 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,152 Seriously, you name, like, any book, she'll tell you if she's heard of it. 200 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,989 Go on, try her. 201 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,230 Oh, uh... 202 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,320 Catcher in the Rye. 203 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,321 Nope. 204 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,560 Look at that, Penny. I guess we both like nerds. 205 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,357 So, we gonna take this thing out? 206 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,796 Nah. It's a little choppy tonight. 207 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,315 Yeah, that's okay, this is nice, sitting under the stars. 208 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,153 It's actually kind of peaceful. 209 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,357 Well, it's a beautiful boat. 210 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,000 Thanks, man. We love it. 211 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,037 Although, he's so tall, he bangs his head 212 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,679 almost every time he goes downstairs. 213 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,230 After the first couple, you don't even feel it. 214 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,840 Where are our manners? 215 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,536 Zack, let's get our guests something to drink. 216 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,960 You got it, babe. 217 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,234 I can't believe that guy's rich. 218 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,840 - Ooh! Watch your head. - That was a close one. 219 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,636 Are you jealous? 220 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,920 I know. I know I shouldn't be. 221 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,077 He's super sweet. I should be happy for them. 222 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,833 It's driving me crazy, too. 223 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,877 - Really? - Yes. I was trying to pretend 224 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,395 like it wasn't, so, you wouldn't think I was petty. 225 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,073 Turns out we're both petty. 226 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,193 - I love you so much. - Aww. 227 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,718 Cheers, guys. 228 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,234 - Thank you. - Oh, thanks. 229 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,678 So, listen, I got to be honest. 230 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,992 Uh, we sort of have another reason for asking you here. 231 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,114 We want to have a baby, but we can't do it on our own. 232 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,920 It could be because of the game me and my frat brothers used to play 233 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,310 where we kicked each other in the balls over and over. 234 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,919 But the doc says there's no telling. 235 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,989 We just don't know. 236 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,200 Huh. 237 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,675 You went to college. 238 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,513 And Zack's always admired you 239 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,990 because you're the smartest person he knows. 240 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:24,998 Okay. 241 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,229 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 242 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,318 This has been such a nice evening. 243 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,040 Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things. 244 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,696 Leonard, would you be the father of our baby? 245 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,632 Oh, you said a thing. 246 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,157 Wow. This is really flattering. 247 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,632 And also, really weird, right? 248 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:52,076 Oh, just to be clear, you don't get to... You know. 249 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,440 No, I... 250 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,080 I got it. 251 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,160 Just because I slept with your wife, doesn't mean you get to sleep with mine. 252 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,158 We get it, but thank you for saying it out loud. 253 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,760 You're welcome. 254 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,312 I know it's a big ask, but it would mean so much to us. 255 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,514 Yeah, and we really don't want a stranger's, you know... 256 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,750 - I know. - ...sperm. 257 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,832 And Zack's always talked about what a great guy Leonard is. 258 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,237 I really don't know what to say. 259 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,874 Really? You don't know what to say? 260 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,351 I think we should talk about this. 261 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,191 Oh, yeah. Definitely, you guys should talk, yeah. 262 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,431 Take your time. 263 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,474 He means privately. 264 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,676 - Right. Sorry. - Sure. Yep. 265 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,353 - Come on, Zack. - Okay. Yeah. 266 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,320 You really think those two should be parents? 267 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,999 There's nothing wrong with them. 268 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,200 Ow! 269 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,549 Hello, Daddy. 270 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,553 Did you install a camera to spy on your fiancée? 271 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,519 What? No! 272 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,674 That's what her parents told me 273 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,456 when they said they were calling off the wedding. 274 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,473 But I told them you would never do such a thing. 275 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,760 Thank you. 276 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,079 I mean, I did install a camera, 277 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,517 and I did spy on her, but I did not install it to spy on her. 278 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,190 That's not going to be our story. 279 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,751 Our story is that she's a liar. And, old. 280 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,194 An old, dirty liar. 281 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,911 Oh, no. She's actually great. I'm the one who screwed up. 282 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,839 Well, don't say that to them. 283 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,553 She's bad. You're good. 284 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,110 They have to pay me back for my wedding deposits. 285 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,637 This is all my fault. I should have just trusted her. 286 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,520 So, you're saying you still want to get married? 287 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,240 Fine. Then I'll call her parents 288 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,073 and we'll straighten this whole thing out. 289 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,040 I don't think she wants to marry me. 290 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,838 And honestly, she deserves someone better. 291 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,875 Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. 292 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,394 You're a good man. 293 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,554 Wow. 294 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,279 You've never told me that. 295 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,874 You're also a dope. 296 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,830 That you've said. 297 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,998 But your heart's in the right place, and you deserve happiness. 298 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,960 So, you just need to figure out what you want, 299 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,238 and if that means canceling the wedding, we cancel the wedding. 300 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,718 Thank you. 301 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,757 But figure it out quickly, or I'll be celebrating 302 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,752 my next birthday with a lot more elephants 303 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,593 and marigolds than I expected. 304 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,914 And Leonard just stood there with a big, dumb smile on his face, 305 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,913 like he was watching a puppy and a monkey make friends. 306 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,070 I can see how he'd be flattered to be asked. 307 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,514 It's not flattering. It's creepy. 308 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,680 Well, something can be both flattering and creepy. 309 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,311 Just the other night, Sheldon said that my feet 310 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,312 looked like Richard Feynman's hands. 311 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,198 Really? 312 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,040 So, you'd be okay if someone wanted to use Sheldon as their sperm donor? 313 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,079 Oh, absolutely not. I am the only handmaid in this tale. 314 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,113 So, Leonard's really considering this? 315 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,680 Yes. We got in a huge fight about it. 316 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,296 He said, well, if I don't want to have his baby, 317 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,936 then why shouldn't someone else be able to? 318 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,960 Do you believe that? 319 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,798 What? 320 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:20,431 Well, there is a deep-seated biological drive to pass on your genes. 321 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,795 It's only natural. 322 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,394 So, you're on his side? 323 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,630 Well, viewing Leonard as a mammal, it's perfectly understandable. 324 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,712 But viewing him as your husband, he stinks. 325 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,995 And we hate him. 326 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,358 Really? 327 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,480 Zack wanted you to donate your genetic material for his baby? 328 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,792 Yeah. So, I'd be helping out a couple who really want a baby, 329 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,799 and they were gonna pay us, and Penny freaked out about it. 330 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,336 - That doesn't make any sense. - I know. 331 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,794 They wanted you? 332 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,232 Yes, Sheldon, they wanted me. 333 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,994 - I'm smart. I'm nice. - I'm smart. I'm nice. 334 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,390 And I can eat cheese without clearing out a room. 335 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,952 Are you upset he didn't ask you? 336 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,111 Of course, not. I just think it's interesting 337 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,477 that of all the people he knows, he thinks you're the best choice. 338 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,472 Well, he does. 339 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,155 I don't see why Penny is so against this. 340 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,357 Perhaps, Penny's worried that you haven't considered 341 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,875 the emotional toll of knowing there's a child out there 342 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,032 who is biologically yours, but not actually yours. 343 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,079 Well, that's really insightful. 344 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,231 Yeah, I'm taller than you and I don't have asthma. 345 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,470 Those people are crazy. 346 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,592 Come on, I know you're there, and I know you know it's me. 347 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,440 Ugh. 348 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,272 - You're just making this harder. - Look, 349 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,437 you were right. I was doing this for the wrong reasons. 350 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,469 You deserve to marry someone who knows how amazing you are 351 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,634 and who proposes because he doesn't want to spend a single day without you. 352 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,556 Not because he wants to catch up to his friends. 353 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,710 Thank you. 354 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,190 And I want you to know, I think I could be that man. 355 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,912 Raj, I'm not gonna marry you. 356 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,515 - I'm not asking you to. - Then why are you here? 357 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,911 Because I like you. Okay? I like you. 358 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,515 I like you enough to start this relationship 359 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,717 at the beginning, not in the middle. 360 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,510 So, will you go out on a date with me? 361 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,080 I don't know. 362 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,876 Okay. 363 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,155 But I warn you, 364 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,833 I just got out of a weird relationship, and I might complain about my ex a lot. 365 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,029 Maybe he's being weird because 366 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,952 he doesn't know how to ask for his ring back. 367 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,318 - Hey. - Hi. 368 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,595 - Where you been? - Just out. 369 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,711 All right, look, I'm sorry that we fought before. 370 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,679 I know this is a really unusual situation, 371 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,877 and if you don't want me to do it, I won't. 372 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,839 - Really? - Yeah. 373 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,593 We're a team. We're in this together. 374 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,520 I'll be right back. 375 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720 What is that? 376 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,712 It's a sample cup. 377 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,278 Really? 'Cause it looks like the top off the NyQuil bottle. 378 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,600 It's the closest thing I could find. 379 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,070 - It's a gesture. Shut up. - All right, sorry. 380 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,231 So, are you saying you're okay with this? 381 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,198 I don't know, 382 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,616 but when I told you I didn't want to have kids, 383 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,519 you didn't have a say in that, so... 384 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,876 Maybe I don't need to have a say in this. 385 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,680 Thank you. 386 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,720 They couldn't have picked a better person. 387 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,036 Are you calling Zack? 388 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,760 No, Sheldon. Would you say that last part one more time? 389 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520 Come on.