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<i>Previously on</i> The Big Bang Theory...

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Uh, we sort of have another reason
for asking you here.

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We want to have a baby,
but we can't do it on our own.

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Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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This has been such a nice evening.

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Let's all just stop before
anyone says any more things.

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Leonard, would you be
the father of our baby?

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Oh, you said a thing.

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Thank you guys again
for agreeing to do this.

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Yeah, it means so much to us.

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Oh, we're happy we can help.

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Yeah, and we don't find it weird at all.

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It's a little weird for us, too.

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I mean, instead of our baby
looking like Zack,

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it's gonna look like Leonard.

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Or Penny, if it's a girl.

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You know, it's not gonna look...

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Sure.

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But I promise,
we're gonna be really good parents.

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Oh, we know you will.

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- So what is the next step?
- Yeah.

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Well, Leonard,

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- we're hoping you'd go in on Monday.
- Okay.

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And they say for the best results,
between now and then,

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you shouldn't have sex.

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Sorry, bro, I know it seems impossible
to go for five days without,

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but I believe in you.

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Five days? My record is 24 years.

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- I think that also means no flying solo.
- Oh.

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Then my record is 14 years.

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And, well, we're really hoping
for a son,

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so just like keep that in mind
when you're in there.

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Yeah just think,
"Little boys, little boys."

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Still, just totally not weird.

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Hello.

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Hey, Sheldon. We're kind of
in the middle of something here.

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Oh, I won't be a moment. I just need
to grab a book off a high shelf,

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which I can do
because I am both tall and smart.

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Sheldon, come home,
they don't wanna have your baby.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Oh, dear, I think I got something
in my eye, my piercing blue eye.

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- Sheldon!
- Fine.

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I've also never had a cavity
and I don't have asthma.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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So, this week
would've been my wedding

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if Anu and I hadn't decided
to slow things down.

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Oh. Yeah, I would've forgotten,

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except for those nonrefundable
airline tickets to India I bought.

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- Sorry.
- No, no, what's $3,000 between friends?

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Yeah, I probably would've just thrown it
away on healthcare for my children.

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If you still wanna go,

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you can go to India and help my dad
eat all the nonrefundable sushi.

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Indian sushi? I need a change
of underwear just thinking about that.

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I really think
we made the right decision.

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Agreed. Although, I did have
a pretty awesome bachelor party

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planned for this weekend.

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Really? What was it?

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Well, I used my NASA connections to

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get us four seats on that plane
that lets you experience weightlessness.

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The Vomit Comet. That is so cool.

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Like, I've always wanted
to experience weightlessness.

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The closest I ever came was that time

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I accidentally set my scale
to kilograms.

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I know, it would've been fun,

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but, hey, the next time you decide
to marry a woman you barely know.

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We could still go, you know,
make it a guys' weekend.

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Yeah. All right. Let's do it.

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Great. It'll be like the good old days.

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You mean, when we were all sad,
desperate and horribly alone?

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I remember it more fondly.

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Leonard, if you had food on your face,
would you want me to tell you?

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Where? Did I get it?

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Oh, no, not now, it was last week.

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Look, I didn't know whether or not
to tell you, but everyone was staring.

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For the record, it was right there.

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And it was Nutella.

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Thanks.

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You looked like a hazelnut Hitler.

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Hey, who wants to hear
some exciting news?

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Oh, what's up?

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This weekend, I got us four seats
on the Vomit Comet.

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Oh! You lost me at "vomit,"
you lost me again at "comet."

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And to be honest,
I was on fence at "us."

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Yeah, I can't go either.

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Penny's dad is visiting from Nebraska,
and I haven't seen him for a while.

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Oh! That's nice you guys get along.

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I forget, Howard,
does your father-in-law still hate you?

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He doesn't hate me.

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He's just disappointed that I'm not
any other man on the planet.

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That's how I feel about
Ben Affleck as Batman.

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Well, these two are out.
There goes our guys' weekend.

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Okay, so let's make it
a couples' weekend.

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I'll bring Anu. You bring Bernadette.

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I'm not sure Bernie would like it.
Maybe I'll invite Stuart or Bert.

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Oh! Go with Bert. He's huge.
It'd be fun to watch him float around.

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Like that time the Underdog balloon
got away at the Macy's parade.

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Hey, what are those?

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Oh, vitamins. Zack wants me
to take them to increase my virility.

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Zack used the word "virility"?

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He may have said "wiener power."

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Okay. Well, that's my dad.

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Now, remember,
do not bring up any baby stuff, right?

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Not me not wanting one,
not you having one with Zack.

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- Got it.
- And if he brings it up,

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change the subject
to literally anything else.

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- I got it.
- But not the Cornhuskers.

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Do not discuss the Cornhuskers.

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Is that a sports team?

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Never mind, you're good.

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- Hey, slugger.
- Daddy. Hi.

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Aw.

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Hey, Wyatt.

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Leonard.
Hey, that's a hell of a handshake.

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Oh, well, you know,
I have been taking vitamins.

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Dad, come on in, sit down.

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Can I get you something to drink?
Maybe a beer?

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- Sure, if you're having one.
- All right.

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And why wouldn't you?
Since you're not pregnant.

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Um...

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Leonard wants to have a baby
with my ex-boyfriend, Zack.

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How about those Cornhuskers?

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Hey, would you mind if Raj and I
went away this weekend?

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Well, it is important for you two
to keep the spark alive.

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No, it's just
the bachelor party I had planned.

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I thought we'd do it anyway.

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Oh, so a guys' weekend?

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Kind of. I mean, Sheldon and Leonard
couldn't make it,

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so Raj invited Anu and I asked Stuart.

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Wait, you invited Stuart before me?

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Well, actually I invited Bert
before Stuart,

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but I don't know
why I just told you that.

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Why didn't you invite me?

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Because...

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I know you. You don't wanna
float weightless in an airplane.

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What are you talking about?
I love doing crazy stuff like that.

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Bernie, you got sick
from the teacup ride at Disneyland.

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Lots of people do.

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We were still in line.

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So, you don't want me to go?

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No, I want you to go,
if you're gonna have fun.

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I don't want you to go if you're gonna

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be miserable
and ruin it for everyone.

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Which is a long way of saying
I want you to go.

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- I think this is going pretty good, huh?
- What?

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Maybe for you.
You threw me under the bus.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I panicked.
He was judging me.

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What? Now he's judging me.

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I know, it worked.

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You two might wanna talk louder
or quieter.

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In high school, he could hear me
open a can of beer in my closet

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under a blanket.

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So, let me get this straight, Leonard.

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She doesn't wanna have your baby,
but her dumbbell ex-boyfriend does.

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Well, no, I wouldn't say it like that.

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Now, how would you say it?

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Uh, same words, just less angry.

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Well, I don't know about Los Angeles,
but in Nebraska, that's kind of strange.

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It's strange here, too.
And we have a bakery for dogs.

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- And you're okay with this?
- I support my husband.

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Thank you.

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But, you know, if you think differently,
you should feel free to say so,

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you know, just like...
Make a scene.

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Okay. Look, they can't have
kids of their own,

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and they like that I'm smart
and they want that for their child.

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- No, I get it.
- You do?

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Sure. Back on the farm,
we had a prize stallion,

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we didn't let that just go to waste,
we put him out to stud.

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No, no, this is...

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- This is a little different than that...
- No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Uh, you were comparing me
to a prize stud, go on.

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You have fun with your new best buddy?

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Hey, it's your fault your dad likes me.
You dated idiots your whole life.

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Well, he was right about one thing,
I am married to a stud.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I felt so bad about selling you out.

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I thought I would
maybe make it up to you.

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No, no, no. Wait. Wait, I can't.

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I mean, I want to, but I'm not
supposed to for the next three days.

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Oh.

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- That's right, I forgot.
- All right.

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Well, I guess I'll just read a little
and then, I don't know, go to sleep.

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Really? That's what you're sleeping in?

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- Oh. You want me to take it off?
- No.

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All right. Well, then pipe down
and let me read my comic book.

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Penny, I know what you're doing.
Just, please stop.

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Ooh! Listen to this.

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"Bam. Pow. Take that, Batman."

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Thanks again for doing this, guys.

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- Of course.
- I'm so excited.

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I'm glad you came.

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Howard made it sound
like this wasn't your kind of thing.

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He did say that, but here I am,
so what does he know.

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I'm sorry. I just

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didn't think you'd enjoy plummeting
to the Earth at 400 miles an hour.

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I love going fast.

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Unlike Grammy here, poking along
at 70 miles an hour, am I right?

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I've always wanted to do this.
I'm an adrenaline junkie.

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Roller coasters, snowboarding,
dating men who bathe with their dogs.

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It was during a drought.

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I'm a thrill seeker, too.

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I've had to pull back
since I became a mom,

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but I'll still jump
on the back of a grocery cart

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and just roll through the meat section.

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And I'm married to her,
which is quite the ride.

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Amy?

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Yeah?

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There's something out here.

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Just trap it under a cup
and I'll be there in a minute.

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I'll try, but it's Leonard.

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What?

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Well, what is he doing here?

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I told you if we left pizza
on the counter, we'd attract something.

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Oh. Hey, guys. Sorry, I used my key.
I just needed a place to crash.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah, I had to get out of the apartment,
my wife kept trying to have sex with me.

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Been there.

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- Why are you trying to avoid having sex?
- Well, we just did it three weeks ago...

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I was talking to Leonard!

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Well, I have to go to the clinic
for Zack and Marissa on Monday,

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and I'm supposed to
save myself until then.

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Sounds like maybe Penny
is not totally on board with that plan.

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She said she was,
but she also said I looked dope.

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Honestly, I don't even think
I looked fly.

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So, you're willing
to go through with this,

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even though she clearly
has reservations?

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If she has a problem,
she should say something.

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She tried to seduce you.

237
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If that's not a cry for help,
I don't know what is.

238
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,229
Penny doesn't wanna have kids,
I respect that,

239
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,114
but this is my chance
to leave a part of me behind.

240
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,636
Okay. But this isn't gonna
make you a dad.

241
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,757
It's gonna be their baby, not yours.

242
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,520
Although, someday,
if that kid wants to know

243
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,434
why he's short, near-sighted
and asthmatic,

244
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,715
he may hunt you down.

245
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,030
Are you guys ready for the most
intense experience of your life?

246
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,316
- Yes.
- Definitely.

247
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,916
Not to brag, but I'm an astronaut,
so I've been weightless before.

248
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,798
Can be pretty scary.

249
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,159
Please, I'm like 90 pounds.

250
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,074
I'm weightless every time
I hold more than three balloons.

251
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,720
Okay. I just need you guys
to sign these waivers,

252
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,200
and then you can go get changed.

253
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,595
There are a lot of pages here.

254
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,195
Is this a waiver or a screenplay
you've been working on?

255
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,393
I'm sure it's just boilerplate.

256
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,830
Absolutely. It's to protect us
in case of injury.

257
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,274
It says "or death."

258
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,190
Which is awesome.

259
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,517
- Done.
- Where are the changing rooms?

260
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,080
Dressing rooms are in the back.

261
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440
No peeking.

262
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,951
Here you go. Okay.
Should we go get changed?

263
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,032
Yeah. Hang on a second.

264
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,878
What?

265
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,554
I have two babies at home.
What am I doing?

266
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,755
If you don't wanna do this,
then why'd you come?

267
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,118
To prove to Howard that he doesn't
know me as well as he thinks he does.

268
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,669
Looks like he does.

269
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,270
Unless I do it and then he doesn't.

270
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,999
Why not just be honest?

271
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,351
You're right, I should be honest.

272
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,434
You owe me $3,000
for those plane tickets to India!

273
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,720
Hey.

274
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,275
Had a long run.

275
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,070
Yeah. Well, I was in the zone,
you know, and then in a diner,

276
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,629
and then in a massage chair at the mall
where I fell asleep.

277
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,110
Are you avoiding me?

278
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,716
Well, I took a nap next to
Hot Dog on a Stick. What do you think?

279
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,229
I think you're mad at me and Leonard,

280
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,594
but maybe you're really mad at yourself.

281
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,680
Why would I be mad at myself?

282
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,192
Because you regret
this "no baby" plan of yours.

283
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,920
You know, it's pretty crappy of you
to make me feel bad about this.

284
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,997
I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

285
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,279
But do you?

286
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,313
Yes. I feel like
I'm letting everybody down.

287
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,792
I hate disappointing Leonard,
but I really hate disappointing you.

288
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,190
Aw, Slugger,
you could never disappoint me.

289
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,389
Okay, your high school years
were a little rough.

290
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,797
Yeah. Sorry about that.

291
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,559
There was you sneaking out at night,

292
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,456
and your boyfriend
sneaking out in the morning.

293
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,596
I said sorry.

294
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,431
That time you got drunk
and stole a horse.

295
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,910
Yeah. I was there. I remember.

296
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,430
Parts of it.

297
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,800
But besides all that,

298
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,515
being your dad is the best thing
ever happened to me.

299
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,274
What about Randall and Lisa?

300
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,150
They're okay.

301
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,834
I just don't want you to miss out.

302
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I know.

303
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,799
But if this is really what you want,
or don't want,

304
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,596
I'm on your side.

305
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,560
Thanks.

306
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,955
- Hey.
- Hey.

307
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,478
Uh, Wyatt, we need to talk.

308
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,994
Sure. What's up?

309
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,759
I want you to back off.

310
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,957
You know, if Penny and I
don't have kids, that's between us.

311
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,360
So you need to stay out of it...

312
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,511
Leonard, it's okay.
We talked. We're good.

313
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,080
Oh.

314
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,359
Okay. You could've stopped me sooner.

315
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,232
- Could've let you go longer.
- Uh-huh.

316
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,909
- You did great, Leonard. Very forceful.
- Yeah?

317
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,517
I felt like my voice
was a little shaky there.

318
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,270
Uh...

319
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:15,191
Hey, I decided to not go through
with this Zack and Marissa thing.

320
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,917
Really? You were so excited about it.

321
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,480
I know,

322
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,593
but, um, I think
I was just fooling myself.

323
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,116
I would be heartbroken if I had
a kid out there and I wasn't his dad.

324
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,600
I know you would.

325
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,679
Yeah.

326
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,910
So, that thing you wanted
to do last night, I'm available.

327
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,717
I got real good hearing there, stud.

328
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,950
All right, everyone's suited up.
Let's head out to the tarmac.

329
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,799
Actually, one second.

330
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,797
Howie, I don't think I should do this.

331
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,758
Really? Well, I did not see that coming.

332
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,710
It's just, we have kids,

333
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,871
and it's not smart
to put us both in danger.

334
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,190
That's a good point.

335
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,840
When I was little,
my parents never flew together.

336
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,118
We thought it was because they loved us,
but it turns out they hated each other.

337
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,476
See, I just think I shouldn't go.

338
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,517
Actually, this is much safer
than driving a car.

339
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,000
Stay out of it, flyboy.

340
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,511
You're right.
But I've done this before,

341
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,156
and since you really, really wanna go,
I'll stay here.

342
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,640
Oh. Great.

343
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:33,519
Unless you don't want to
because I was right and I do know you.

344
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,395
Well, if you really know me,

345
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,176
then you know how far I'll go
to prove a point.

346
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,440
Apparently 34,000 feet that way,
then straight back down.

347
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,954
Up and down, over and over again

348
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,760
until you throw up food
you didn't even eat.

349
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,271
They are definitely
your weirdest friends.

350
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,669
If only that were true.

351
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,116
I hate this so much!

352
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,558
Why am I doing this?

353
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,157
To prove a stupid point to your husband.

354
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,352
Oh, right! Worth it.

355
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,235
Hey, Zack. Um...

356
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,595
Look, I know
this is gonna be disappointing,

357
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,512
but, um, I can't do this.

358
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,594
No, no. I know how, I just can't.

359
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:31,117
But, hey, look, if you like,
I know someone who might be interested.

360
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,632
No! Absolutely not!

361
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,720
I'm sorry. My wife says I'm not allowed.