1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,079 All right, Professor Proton fans, 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:09,074 get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,200 a pair of real life scientists who may win the Nobel Prize. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,879 That's like the Kids' Choice Award, but with more science and less slime. 5 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,560 Hi. Thanks for having us. 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,514 Kids' Choice... Why would they let kids choose anything? 7 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,000 They're basically human larva. 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,872 Well, they are kind of our target audience. 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,155 Greetings, children. 10 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,838 Toys, am I right? 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,359 He is. He has hundreds of them! 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,360 So, you two have discovered something 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,320 that a lot of people are really excited about. 14 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,630 We have. 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,514 Now, before you explain it, 16 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,354 keep in mind that our average viewer is this many. 17 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,999 Okay. Imagine you're looking in a mirror. 18 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:00,240 The image you see looks just like you. That's called symmetrical. 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,030 Now, imagine you have a billion mirrors 20 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,192 and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,590 and a billion things about you incorrectly, 22 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,956 and imagine the set of incorrect things 23 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,192 are floating in an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace. 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,758 Now, imagine there was never a mirror to begin with. 25 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,715 - Oh, was that a doorbell? - I didn't hear anything. 26 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,356 Huh, there it is again. Sheldon, why don't you answer it? 27 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,915 But I don't know who it is. 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,432 Maybe it's a special guest who I invited just to surprise you. 29 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,352 Why don't you open it up and find out? 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,752 This is a terrible message to send to children. 31 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,232 Children, you never open the door if you don't know who's on the other side. 32 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,312 You always make your mommy or daddy do it 33 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,632 while you hide under the bed and try to imagine what your superhero name will be 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,040 when you avenge their deaths. 35 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 I'll get it. 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,518 But it can't be the Silver Shadow. That's mine. 37 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,320 Hello. 38 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,271 Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge! 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,676 You're William Shatner. 40 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,840 You can call me Bill. 41 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,480 - Ooh, can I call you Captain? - No. 42 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,636 - Please? - No. 43 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Please? 44 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,080 Sure. 45 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,796 Will you call me Science Officer Cooper? 46 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,960 This has gotta stop. 47 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,394 I think you know how to make it stop. 48 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,997 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper! 49 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,231 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper! 50 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,880 Oh, poor Shatner. 51 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,477 Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now. 52 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,554 Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed, so when he gets here we should... 53 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,400 - Make fun of him? - A lot. 54 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,560 Guys, don't you think that's a little mean? 55 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,677 Yeah. 56 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,360 Okay, just so we're all on the same page. 57 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,554 - Hello. - Hey. 58 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,712 So, Sheldon, did you get William Shatner's autograph, 59 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,678 or maybe his dry cleaning bill? 60 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,993 Very funny. Get it all out. 61 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,597 Like you did on William Shatner? 62 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Raj, do you have something to add? 63 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,071 You brought shame upon yourself and your family. 64 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,799 It's not funny, but it's true. 65 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,635 I will admit the meeting did not go the way I wanted. 66 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:18,751 Because you barfed 67 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,256 where no man has barfed before. 68 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,796 Well, the next time I meet him, it will go better. 69 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,160 Next time? What makes you think there's gonna be a next time? 70 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,035 Oh, Wil will give me another chance. He thinks the world of me. 71 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,156 Aw. One of the reasons I love you is you actually believe that. 72 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,200 Thank you. 73 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,032 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 74 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,392 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,311 Wait! 76 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,516 The earth began to cool 77 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,829 The autotrophs began to drool 78 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,400 Neanderthals developed tools 79 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,358 We built a wall We built the pyramids 80 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,194 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 81 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,033 It all started with the Big Bang! 82 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,120 Bang! 83 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,040 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. 84 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,837 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. 85 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,120 Now is not a good time, Sheldon. 86 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,200 - For what? - You. 87 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,553 No. I need to apologize. 88 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,956 Apology accepted. 89 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,776 Wil, come on! I cast fireball. 90 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,359 You need to roll your dexterity save. 91 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,635 I'll be right there! 92 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,750 - Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons? - No. 93 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,456 Would you hurry up, man? 94 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,836 The map says this dungeon's full of dragons! 95 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Still no. 96 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Who are you playing with? 97 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,356 It's just some friends. You don't know them. 98 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,080 Wheaton, get back here! 99 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,120 Hobgoblins are at the gate and you're at the door buying Girl Scout cookies. 100 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,674 - Is that William... - Nope! 101 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,790 Hey, you guys wanna read my fan fiction mashup, 102 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,594 Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? 103 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,880 - No. Nope. - Absolutely not. 104 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,640 You don't even know what it's about. 105 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,674 Is it about a superhero who finds her voice by doing stand-up? 106 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,277 That's so much better than what I had! 107 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,032 Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies. 108 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,280 I'd read that. 109 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,434 Guys! Guys! Wil Wheaton hosts a secret celebrity D&D game. 110 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,936 - How do you know? - Who was there? 111 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Why are you damp? 112 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,280 I was trying to peek in Wil's window and he turned the sprinklers on. 113 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,676 Oh, that means they must be really famous. 114 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,878 I'm almost positive I heard William Shatner. 115 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,917 I wonder who else is playing. 116 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,074 I bet we can use graph theory to determine who Wil knows 117 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,674 and who's likely to play D&D. 118 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,114 - Yes. - Okay. 119 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,190 Obviously, he's connected to the whole Next Gen cast. 120 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,520 So this is the rest of our night, huh? 121 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,029 Oh, no. This is the rest of our lives. 122 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,271 And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger. 123 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,520 Kevin Smith's in this article about celebrities who play D&D! 124 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,038 Oh! And he was on Wil's podcast, so they know each other. 125 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,430 Go on his Instagram, see if you can find anything. 126 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,838 Yep. He posted something an hour ago. "Hashtag game night." 127 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,159 That looks like Wil's house. 128 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,312 William Shatner? Kevin Smith! Who else could be there? 129 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,877 Do you see what I see over his shoulder? 130 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,160 Is that a ghost? 131 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,680 I think it's Stuart. 132 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,191 That is Stuart! What's he doing there? 133 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,429 Maybe he died in Wil's house 134 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,480 and he can't leave until he solves his own murder. 135 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,755 Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us? 136 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,440 - I know the answer. - Eh, we all know the answer. 137 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,874 - Hey, guys. - You're home late. 138 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,915 Uh, yeah. I had a crazy night. I went to the pharmacy. 139 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,991 I like to be there when the new decongestants drop. 140 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,200 Cut the crap. We know where you were. We know what you were doing. 141 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,995 Yeah, I just told you. I was at CVS breathing my ass off. 142 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,320 Oh, you were breathing all right. 143 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,756 You were breathing the rarefied air of celebrities. 144 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,911 I don't know what you're talking about. 145 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,150 Then why are you trembling? 146 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 I'm always trembling. 147 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,999 We know you were at Wil's D&D game. We saw you on Instagram. 148 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,800 We just wanna know how you got invited. 149 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,480 I can't talk about it or they won't invite me back next week. 150 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,640 So, there's another game next week! 151 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,920 No! I didn't mean to say that. 152 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,352 - Who's in it? - I can't tell you. 153 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,397 - How do we get invited? - I don't know! 154 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,439 How many hit dice are they playing the wereboar as having? 155 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,236 Twelve D-eight plus 24! I mean, I don't know! 156 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Hey, Stuart. 157 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 I don't wanna play anymore. It's too much pressure. 158 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,870 - Why, what happened? - I've said too much. 159 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,640 You haven't said anything. 160 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,836 - Not to you, to them. - Who's them? 161 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,793 Ahh! Now I have said too much! 162 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,040 Wait. You blocked your number, right? 163 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,920 Relax. This is not my first creepy phone call. 164 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,917 It's like riding a bike, slowly past a girl's house. 165 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,511 Hello? 166 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,557 Wil, Bill Shatner here. 167 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Is this Howard? 168 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,275 Of course not. It's... Shatner. 169 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,432 If you don't believe me, ask my good friend, Christopher Walken. 170 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,751 Hello. 171 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,355 Bill and I are just hanging out... 172 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,793 at the Polo Lounge. 173 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,833 Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken, 174 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,434 here are your martinis. 175 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,496 - What are you doing? - I'm filling out the world. 176 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,096 - You're ruining it! - No, he's not. 177 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,120 Thanks, Wil! 178 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,241 Sheldon, why are you walking everywhere? Just get a horse. 179 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,033 I had a horse. It got hit by a train. 180 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,637 Get another one. 181 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,559 I can't just replace Chauncey. I'm still in the grieving process. 182 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,357 Hey. 183 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,875 Hey, Leonard. I have an opening in my D&D game next week, 184 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,080 and I was wondering if you were interested in playing. 185 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,874 Yes! Thank you. 186 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,030 Okay, great. 187 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,431 Now, here's the thing. You can't tell anyone. 188 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,798 I'm serious. Not Howard, not Raj and certainly not Sheldon. 189 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,480 Okay. 190 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,696 I'm really sorry to put you in a position where you have lie... 191 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,720 See you there! 192 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:09,151 You come face-to-face with a massive monster with a gaping maw full of teeth, 193 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,718 three huge legs and flailing tentacles. 194 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,840 What do you do? 195 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,280 Fellas, it looks like we're facing an otyugh. 196 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,238 - Here's the plan... - Hold on there, Bill. 197 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,040 Now what, Kareem? 198 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,993 How do we know it's not a neo-otyugh? 199 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,194 Same way I know the difference between an owlbear and a bugbear. 200 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,154 Does that answer your question? 201 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 Nope. 202 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,758 Look, there's only one way to settle this. 203 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,640 We chop it up and look at the pieces. 204 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,480 Oh, come on. Why do you always gotta attack everything? 205 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,000 Why can't we just try talking to it? 206 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,272 Big surprise. "Podcast" here wants to talk. 207 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,160 What do you think, Leonard? 208 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,800 I think this is the greatest day of my entire life. 209 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,351 It's all right, buddy. One day, you'll meet a girl. 210 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,115 Hey, how was your lecture? 211 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,198 Oh. It was so good! 212 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,800 It started great, 213 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,031 and then the middle was great, 214 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,280 and the ending was like so great. 215 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,154 Leonard, if you went to House of Pies again, just say it. 216 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,834 No, wait. If you think I'm lying, why do you think I'm eating pies? 217 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,639 Why don't you think I'm having an affair? 218 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,755 Listen. It's fine. Just next time, bring me a slice. 219 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,590 Okay. Well, if you really wanna know, I'll tell you where I was. 220 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,514 I was at Wil's D&D game, but that's all I can say. 221 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,990 Oh, fun. Were there famous people there? 222 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,635 Ah! Sorry. I can't tell you that. 223 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:01,752 Okay. Well, yes, but I can't tell you who. 224 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,919 Well, no. I can tell you Shatner, 225 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,037 but that's only because you already knew that one. 226 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,680 Well, I'm glad you had fun. 227 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,992 Yeah. Oh, I wish I could tell you who else was there! 228 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,633 Can't. I promised. 229 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,400 You know, if it makes you feel better, I couldn't care less. 230 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,912 That's true. You don't care, so there's no harm in telling you. 231 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,878 Okay. You really don't have to. 232 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,519 All right, I'll tell you. 233 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,792 Kevin Smith was there and this really tall guy named Kareem. 234 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,910 Wait, wait. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 235 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,716 I don't know. It was Kareem something Jabbar. 236 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,880 - Well, how do you know him? - How do you not know him? 237 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,192 Well, I know him now 'cause he was there. 238 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,280 Wow! 239 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,114 That is so cool! 240 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,680 Yeah. Oh, and that... 241 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,673 The guy that played the werewolf on True Blood, he was there. 242 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,599 What? Joe Manganiello? 243 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,152 - Yeah. - From Magic Mike? 244 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,160 What's that? 245 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,317 Okay. Okay. Did he look... 246 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,153 like this? 247 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,560 He had his clothes on, but yeah. 248 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,031 Oh! 249 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,510 Can't believe you met Joe Manganiello! Was he nice? 250 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,636 Oh, he's so nice. 251 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,919 I rolled my dice underneath the couch, and he just lifted it up, one hand. 252 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,240 Oh, I bet he did. 253 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,717 Hi. Okay, can you guys keep a secret? 254 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,837 - Yeah. - Good, 'cause I can't. 255 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,157 Leonard played Dungeons & Dragons with the hot guy from Magic Mike. 256 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,479 I never got to see that movie. 257 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,160 Seriously? 258 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,080 Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic. 259 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,878 Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times and, trust me, it is magic. 260 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,318 - Which guy? - That one. 261 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,959 Abracadabra. 262 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,472 Hey, you know what was fun? 263 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,229 That time we played Dungeons & Dragons. 264 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,799 That was fun. We should play that more. 265 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120 Sorry, what now? 266 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,336 Hey. What are you guys doing here? 267 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,636 Oh, I think Sheldon might have left something. 268 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,995 You mean, besides his lunch? 269 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,400 You are so funny, Wil. 270 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,871 We were just talking about how funny you are. 271 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,856 Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he? 272 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880 - Yeah. - Mmm-hmm. 273 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:39,997 Manganiello? 274 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,230 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 275 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,837 Feel good about yourselves? 276 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,797 - Nope. - No. 277 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,880 Yeah. 278 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,313 Oh, we're going with "no"? No. 279 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,156 Hey, guys. 280 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,469 What are you smiling about? 281 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,479 What? This is my regular face. 282 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,319 No. It's not. Your regular face is more like this. 283 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,360 No. No. It's more in the eyebrows, like this. 284 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,560 Okay, make your jokes. I'm still in a great mood. 285 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680 Hey. 286 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,599 Wait, what? Why? 287 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,120 Oh, come on! But... 288 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,960 Okay, fine. 289 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,117 Ah, Raj was right. It is more in the eyebrows. 290 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,395 What was that all about? 291 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,358 Wil kicked me out of his D&D game. 292 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,634 - You were in Wil's D&D game? - With William Shatner? 293 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,790 And you didn't tell us? 294 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,475 I'm sorry! Wil made me promise not to. 295 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,869 I thought we were friends. 296 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,198 Oh, come on. You guys would do the same thing. 297 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,516 No, we wouldn't. 298 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,856 I told you when I was in spin class with Scarlett Johansson! 299 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,800 It didn't even turn out to be Scarlett Johansson! 300 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,513 Well, that's her fault, not mine! 301 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,238 It doesn't matter because Penny blabbed about it, and now I'm out. 302 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,635 So, there's an open seat. 303 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,950 - Wil! - Wil Wheaton! 304 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,156 - Wil? Open! Open! - Wil! 305 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,879 No. No. No. Hell no. 306 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,791 Look, we know Leonard is out. You need to fill a seat. 307 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,555 It should be one of us. 308 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,120 Or give me another chance. 309 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,669 I think me and Joe Manganiello were really hitting it off. 310 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,754 Joe Manganiello was there? 311 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,069 From Magic Mike? 312 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,989 You guys suck. 313 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,510 Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil. 314 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,238 No. All of you. 315 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,039 You're just trying to use me to get close to my famous friends. 316 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,080 Do you know how that makes me feel? 317 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,676 Flattered? 318 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Used. 319 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 I was gonna guess that. 320 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,592 One of the worst things about being a celebrity 321 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,559 is you never know if people like you for you. 322 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,232 Well, thanks for letting me know. 323 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,471 You're right. That was really crappy of us. 324 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,074 Yeah, I guess we just got caught up in the excitement. 325 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,274 We're sorry, Wil. We do like you for you. 326 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,313 Yeah. And if it makes you feel any better, 327 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,160 I don't even really consider you a celebrity. 328 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,960 Should we go or do you wanna wait for the sprinklers? 329 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,717 Guys, I still feel a little bad about Wil. 330 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880 Me, too. 331 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,074 Yeah. We should invite him to come play with us. 332 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,190 Ask him to bring some chips because we're all out. 333 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,799 Hey, Wil. This is Leonard. 334 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,555 Make it Bugles. No, no, no, no, no, pretzel sticks. 335 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,710 No! No, no, no, Bugles. 336 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,399 We're gonna play some D&D and thought you might wanna join us. 337 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,080 Thank you, Leonard, but actually, I can't do it tonight. 338 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,191 How about another time? Okay, great. Thanks. Bye. 339 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,990 Okay, where were we? 340 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,390 I was about to go all Wrath of Khan on the ogres. 341 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,957 Oh, man, that's it. Put another dollar in the Star Trek jar, Bill. 342 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360 Worth it! 343 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,672 Speaking of putting dollars in things... 344 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,709 I loved you in Magic Mike. 345 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,720 Thanks. 346 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360 Switch places with me. 347 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,034 Are we playing musical chairs or Dungeons & Dragons? 348 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,874 Yeah, let's teach that ogre what my broadsword tastes like. 349 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,596 I like your moxie. 350 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,637 Aw. And I like your grandpa words. 351 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,239 My dad and I watched you win back-to-back championships. 352 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,559 And I watched you sniff Joe's hair when he wasn't looking. 353 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:12,240 Thanks again for inviting us. And don't worry. We won't tell the guys. 354 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,679 You know what? Why don't you tell the guys? 355 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,833 In fact, let's all take a picture and send it to them right now. 356 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,956 That's weird. 357 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480 We deserve that.