1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,560 Carbon. 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,280 Hydrogen. 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:11,960 Carbon. 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,760 Carbon. 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,634 And last but not least, 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,870 carbon. 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,113 This might be the glue talking, 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,591 but that was a very pleasurable 139 and a half hours. 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,880 Agreed. 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,119 What kind of DNA is this, anyway? 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,080 I was trying to design the genetic code of an advanced race of human being. 12 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,629 - One of my rare failures, actually. - What went wrong? 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,076 The balls kept sticking to my pants. 14 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,394 Let's just let it dry. 15 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,520 - Hi. - Hey, babe. 16 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,080 - Don't slam the... - Don't slam the... 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,480 That was exhilarating. 18 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,114 - Picked up your dresses? - Yep. 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,471 The tailor had to take mine in and let Penny's out. 20 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,677 Best day of my life. 21 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,199 What about the day you met me? 22 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,158 I stand by my statement. 23 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,958 Thank you, guys, so much for the clothes 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,520 and the shoes, the plane tickets. 25 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,829 You've been so generous. 26 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,576 Well, it's important that all of our friends 27 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,954 get to share this moment with us. 28 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,952 And then for years to come, you can tell others 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,679 you had a front-row seat to history. 30 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,280 Although, technically, I think your seats are in the second row. 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,120 Do you want to go back to the apartment and see me try on my dress? 32 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,656 Shouldn't I see it for the first time at the Nobel ceremony? 33 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,034 It's not a wedding. 34 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,600 Okay. Well, give me a minute 35 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,640 to think of another reason I don't want to see it. 36 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,438 How about this? 37 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,736 You can practice your acceptance speech while I try on the dress. 38 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,559 Ah, great. You can help me whittle it down to 90 minutes. 39 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,596 Was Amy suspicious when they had to let your dress out? 40 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,240 No. She was so happy, she didn't even question it. 41 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,760 Someone's gonna figure it out. Why don't we just tell people? 42 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,136 No, it's too early. I haven't even wrapped my head around it. 43 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,470 - I have. My head is wrapped. - Yeah, well, 44 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,280 if something else had been wrapped, we wouldn't be in this situation. 45 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,831 Excuse me, but if I recall, 46 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,496 you're the one who went out drinking with Sheldon, 47 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,760 then came home and attacked me. 48 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,634 Attacked you? I think, I said, "Do you wanna?" 49 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,836 Yeah. 50 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,480 And I was helpless. 51 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,596 Huh-uh? 52 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,909 So... 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,229 Do you wanna? 54 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,797 - Well, I can't get more pregnant. - Hmm. 55 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,234 - We'll see about that. - Huh-uh? 56 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,592 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 57 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,832 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 58 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,838 Wait! 59 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,840 The earth began to cool 60 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,320 The autotrophs began to drool 61 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,993 Neanderthals developed tools 62 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,072 We built a wall We built the pyramids 63 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,720 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 64 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,314 It all started with the Big Bang! 65 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,198 Bang! 66 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,718 Now, Michael, Mommy and Daddy are going away for a couple days, 67 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,376 so if you're gonna say your first words, 68 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,960 you got to do it now or wait till we get back. 69 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,796 Somebody just peed in the big girl potty. 70 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,951 I'm so proud! 71 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 It was her, right? 72 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,160 Yes. 73 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,479 You still feel good about leaving them 74 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,120 with Stuart and Denise for a couple days? 75 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,511 I guess. I just hope we don't miss Michael's first words. 76 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,193 Or Stuart's last words. 77 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,037 You realize it's been years since we've got away just the two of us. 78 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,277 I know. I can't wait. 79 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,359 Fancy hotel room. The big bed. 80 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,031 Yeah. We're gonna sleep our asses off. 81 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,036 You really think walking her is gonna help me meet girls? 82 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,034 Cinnamon is chick bait. 83 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,798 Good. 'Cause I'm not. 84 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,275 Just remember, you're in charge. 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,794 Don't let her pull you. 86 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,439 That seems like an unnecessary thing to say. 87 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,354 And please, if you have any problems, any questions, 88 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,874 call me immediately, okay? 89 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,639 She's my baby. 90 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,877 It shouldn't come up, but just in case, 91 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,998 where could I buy a dog that looks exactly like her? 92 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,356 Kidding. If she dies, I'll just tell you. 93 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,160 Ready? 94 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,720 Hang on. 95 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,315 Go. 96 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,136 "Your Majesties, members of the Nobel Academy, 97 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,616 when I was a young boy growing up in East Texas, 98 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,896 I always knew I'd wind up on this stage. 99 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,056 And everybody who said I wouldn't, 100 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,776 looks pretty darn foolish right now. I'm talking about you, 101 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,256 high-school science teacher, Mr. Hubert Givens..." 102 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,239 Sheldon, Sheldon. Why are you talking so fast? 103 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,232 I'm trying to get my speech down to 90 minutes. 104 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,069 Nobody's gonna be able to understand a word you're saying. 105 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,435 Welcome to my life. 106 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,913 I think you need to do some editing, 107 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,469 like maybe cut out all that stuff about your childhood. 108 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,676 Are you kidding? 109 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,752 Growing up in the backwoods of East Texas 110 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,399 is what makes me warm and relatable. 111 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,432 Well, what about all these pages 112 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,597 calling out everyone who said you wouldn't succeed? 113 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,117 I told them all they would rue the day. 114 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,635 How is it gonna make me look if the day finally comes, 115 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,313 and they're not filled with rue? 116 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,675 Sheldon, this isn't about ruing. 117 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,037 This is about humbly accepting a great honor. 118 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,471 Amy, we won the Nobel Prize in Physics. 119 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,120 Humility is for people who win the goofy Nobels, 120 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,118 like Literature, Economics and Peace. 121 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,478 Please tell me that's not in your speech. 122 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,076 I can cut it, but it's the only joke I have. 123 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,069 All right, bagels down. 124 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,680 Before we head to the airport, I'd like to go over a few things. 125 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,031 From the moment we step off the plane, 126 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,316 each and every one of you is an ambassador 127 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,556 for Amy and myself. 128 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,559 I told you these tickets weren't free. 129 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,037 As such, your behavior must reflect the highest standards... 130 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,918 Raj. Bagel down. 131 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,914 If my blood sugar drops and I get bitchy, it's on you. 132 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,151 - Amy, why don't you kick us off. - Thank you. 133 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,351 "The challenging climate of Scandinavia 134 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,511 has left its mark on the Swedish character. 135 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:05,032 These dour, latter-day Vikings are slow to warm up to strangers, 136 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,558 but if you follow a few easy steps, a Swede can be your friend for life." 137 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,150 All right. "Number one, 138 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,199 in Sweden, punctuality is taken very seriously. 139 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,114 In other words, the loosey-goosey attitude in Helsinki 140 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,714 will not fly in Stockholm." 141 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,440 "Two, at the beginning and end of all business and social meetings, 142 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,877 shake hands with everyone present. Men, women and children." 143 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,429 Yes, you're all encouraged to pair off and practice this 144 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,637 once we're in the air and the seat belt sign is off. 145 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,515 Yes, Penny? 146 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,319 Oh, do we have to go? 147 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,198 Yes. And a reminder, Penny, there's free alcohol in business class. 148 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Don't abuse it. 149 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:42,715 Relax. I'm not gonna drink. 150 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,599 - Why? You pregnant? - Wha... No. 151 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,277 No, I just, you know, I don't like to drink when I fly. 152 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,757 Please. I've seen you drink in the shower. 153 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,354 You guys have showered together? 154 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,679 Sometimes you're just... 155 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,594 That wasn't a no. 156 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,336 All right, well, we should head out now 157 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,720 if we're gonna get to the airport six hours before boarding. 158 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,114 Excuse me. Hello? 159 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,954 What did we just learn about the end of business meetings? 160 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,355 Oh, my God. 161 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,759 Yeah, great. Whatever. 162 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,550 Go on. You first. Go. 163 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,236 Wait. 164 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,470 Help me! 165 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,631 - Help me! - Oh, wait. Come here. 166 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,520 - We got this. - Yeah, get in, get in, get in. 167 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,520 Hang on. 168 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,273 I've got an idea. 169 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,835 Well done. 170 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,072 You know, you're proving to be an invaluable part of my entourage. 171 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,040 Cool. 172 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,440 Yeah? 173 00:08:08,441 --> 00:08:10,353 - How you doing? - Fine. Why? 174 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,592 Well, this is the furthest we've ever been away from the kids. 175 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,280 I was just checking to see if you're okay. 176 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,710 I'm on my second Jack Reacher. I'm doing great. 177 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,075 Good. Me, too. I was just looking at the map. 178 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,232 Couldn't help thinking we're here and they're there, 179 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,630 and if anything happened, we'd have to go here 180 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,155 to get all the way back there. 181 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,840 Why are you trying to freak me out? 182 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,431 This is our vacation. I thought we should do things together. 183 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,440 Howie, the kids are okay. 184 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,560 How do you know that? 185 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,791 I just know. A mother knows. 186 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,278 So what, now the Force is with you? 187 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,280 Let's see. 188 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,395 This is not the woman you want to annoy. 189 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,792 - Howard. Howard. - What? 190 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,992 You see the woman sitting next to me? 191 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 What about her? 192 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,080 Is this her? 193 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,513 Buffy the Vampire Slayer? 194 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,319 Be cool. 195 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,517 - No, that's not her. - Okay. 196 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,080 How about now? 197 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,110 Uh-oh! 198 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,717 That's the fourth time she's been to the bathroom 199 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,950 in the last two hours. 200 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,760 So? 201 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,119 Her breakfast was binding. I made sure of that. 202 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,560 So? 203 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,871 So she clearly has some sort of stomach distress. 204 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,792 If it's viral, we're all susceptible. 205 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,199 She's probably just airsick. 206 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,034 Yeah, but what if she's not? What if we get what she has? 207 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,879 What if we infect the King of Sweden? 208 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,394 That's how wars start. 209 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,314 All right, that's it. This is Outbreak and she's the monkey. 210 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,515 Wait. Stop. Be reasonable. 211 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,831 Leonard, we need to do something about your wife. 212 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,496 - What's the matter? - She is clearly sick, 213 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,096 and she's gonna take us all down with her. 214 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,440 She's not sick, Sheldon. 215 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,273 She is, and I'm gonna catch it, 216 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,176 and it's gonna ruin the greatest day of my life. 217 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,590 I promise you're not going to get what she has. 218 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,909 What's going on? 219 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,354 Unclean! Unclean! 220 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,160 What? 221 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,830 He thinks you're sick. 222 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,430 Oh! 223 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,030 Should we tell him? 224 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,920 Well, if we don't, he might try and jump out of the plane. 225 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,514 Yeah, doesn't answer my question. 226 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,316 Tell me what? 227 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,679 I'm pregnant, Sheldon. 228 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,080 You're right, I can't catch that. 229 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,834 Good news, Amy. 230 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,400 She's just pregnant. 231 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,555 Are you kidding me? 232 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,599 You just found out that a woman who has loved and cared for you 233 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,639 for 12 years is pregnant, and all you can say is 234 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,720 you're relieved that she's not gonna get you sick? 235 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,160 There's no need for a recap. I was there. 236 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,556 - Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't tell anybody. 237 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,518 I'm not anybody. I'm your best friend. 238 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,673 - What's going on? - She's pregnant. 239 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,638 That's fantastic! 240 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,279 Why didn't you tell me? 241 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,635 She didn't tell me, either. 242 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,074 But I'm her best friend. 243 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,640 We'll get into that later. 244 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,111 What happened to "I'm never gonna have kids"? 245 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,396 It was an accident. I went out drinking with Sheldon. 246 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,671 Oh, my gosh. 247 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,229 We're sister wives? 248 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,470 No. Then I went home and slept with Leonard. 249 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,359 - While fantasizing about... - Leonard. 250 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,550 And a little Idris Elba. 251 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,599 - I mean... - Oh, yeah. 252 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,474 What would you like me to say? 253 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,159 How about congratulating us? 254 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,798 Are congratulations even in order? I didn't think Penny wanted children. 255 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,520 Well, she didn't, now she does. And just so you know, 256 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,240 we weren't gonna tell anybody so we wouldn't upstage your big day. 257 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,831 Oh, please, you couldn't upstage us. We won a Nobel Prize. 258 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,593 Any idiot can have a baby. 259 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,440 Hey. What's going on? 260 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,636 Case in point. 261 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,877 You are a selfish jerk. 262 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,553 To hell with you and your Nobel Prize. 263 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,074 I found her boarding pass in her purse. It's totally her. 264 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,034 Hi, Stuart, just checking in. Seeing if everything's okay. 265 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,556 Oh, yeah, we're having fun. 266 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,438 Me, Halley and Denise played hide-and-seek all day. 267 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,756 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah. 268 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,036 I found Denise right away. 269 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,480 Where was Halley hiding? 270 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,070 Uh, the important thing is she's not there now. 271 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,032 Okay, so, everyone's happy and healthy? 272 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,635 - Well, that depends. - What's that mean? 273 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,480 How many teeth did Halley have when you left? 274 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,875 All of them. 275 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,834 Oh, yeah, that's what I was afraid of. 276 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,440 What happened? 277 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,113 Ah, well, all right. 278 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,273 Um, Michael had a little fever last night. 279 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360 Michael had a fever? 280 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,591 Do you want to hear about Halley or not? 281 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,074 What happened, Stuart? 282 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,994 He was running a little fever, nothing to worry about. 283 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,120 And Halley, bless her heart, wanted to bring him his boo-boo bear, 284 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,317 so she climbed over the safety rail 285 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,433 and took a little tumble down the stairs. 286 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,313 She fell down the stairs? 287 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:28,031 She rolled down the stairs, laughing the whole time. 288 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,157 Anyway, when she got to the bottom, there was a tooth missing. 289 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,475 Stuart! 290 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,597 She's fine! She thought it was funny. 291 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,431 Did you at least save it for the tooth fairy? 292 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,432 No, we couldn't find it. 293 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,671 We have a theory about where it is, 294 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,952 but it'll take six to eight hours to confirm. 295 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaking of which, 296 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,669 where do you keep the spaghetti strainer? 297 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,056 Come on, you didn't seriously expect him 298 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,878 to react like a normal human being. 299 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,679 No, but still, 300 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:05,117 after all these years, after all the crap I've put up with, 301 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,551 you'd think, just this once, he'd care about someone else's feelings. 302 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,393 - Oh, my God! - What? 303 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,870 Pickled herring. Who knew how good it was! 304 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,440 Really? 305 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,751 Sounds gross. Looks gross. Smells gross. 306 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,112 It's delicious! 307 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,915 Ooh, that might be my salted cod! 308 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,520 What? 309 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,751 Sheldon has something he'd like to say. 310 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,071 I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately. 311 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,277 You and Penny are bringing new life into the world. 312 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,511 Congratulations. I can't wait to meet it. 313 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,990 - "It"? - That's a gender-neutral pronoun. 314 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,515 If you're offended, take it up with the English language. 315 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,831 Oh, good, you're here. Listen, 316 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,317 we're thinking maybe we should go back to L.A. 317 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,715 - Why? - We just can't 318 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,200 be this far away from the kids. 319 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,352 Bernie's having a meltdown, and, frankly, so am I. 320 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,909 Yeah, well, pull it together. This is a big day for me. 321 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,316 Yeah, I wasn't sure what to do. 322 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,879 Now I am. We're going home. 323 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,996 We'll join you. 324 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,280 Wait. Do I get a vote in this? 325 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,776 They'll have pickled herring on the plane. 326 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,916 Bye-bye. 327 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,594 Well, I hate to say it, 328 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,593 but I think everyone is being incredibly selfish. 329 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,949 Well, you would be the authority on the subject. 330 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400 What does that mean? 331 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,400 Sheldon, no one is happier than I am to win the Nobel. 332 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,039 But it's not more important than our friends. 333 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,111 How can you call them friends when they're abandoning us? 334 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,076 They're abandoning us because you broke their hearts. 335 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,237 - I didn't mean to. - I know! 336 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,158 You never mean to. 337 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,234 That's the only reason people tolerate you! 338 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,873 Does that include you? 339 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,880 Sometimes, yeah. 340 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,070 Okay, that's it for the fish. 341 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,637 We'll be back with the meatballs after a short word from our sponsor. 342 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,155 Oh, thank you. 343 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,591 Leonard, I can't go home. 344 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,111 - I have to be there for Amy. - Yeah. 345 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,157 I was thinking that, too. 346 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,950 As angry as I am at Sheldon, I still want to see him win that medal. 347 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,633 Hmm, it's so strange. 348 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,077 No matter how thoughtless and selfish he is, 349 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,393 I still love him. 350 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,116 If you think about it, he has kind of been our practice kid. 351 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,393 Like when you make pancakes 352 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,676 and the first one comes out a little wonky. 353 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,077 The university prefers "quirky." 354 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,431 Hello. Hey. It's Howard. 355 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,274 Oh, us, too. 356 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,238 - Wait, what? - They're gonna stay. 357 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,835 The kids are fine. Bernie's parents took over. 358 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,596 Really? 359 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,639 Oh, poor little guy. 360 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,876 Is Michael okay? 361 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,996 Yeah, it's Stuart. 362 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,760 Bernie's dad gave him a hug, cracked a rib. 363 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,279 Yeah. Okay, we'll meet you in the lobby. 364 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,640 How long is it gonna take you to get ready? 365 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,957 I just need, like, five or ten minutes. 366 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,953 - Really? - No. What is wrong with you? 367 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,278 And in the field of physics, 368 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:42,274 Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler and Dr. Sheldon Cooper 369 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,398 for their discovery of super-asymmetry. 370 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,877 Just to be clear, this isn't a date. 371 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,360 Yeah, I know. 372 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,759 Then why are you holding my hand? 373 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,839 Thank you, Your Majesties. 374 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,480 Thank you to the Nobel Committee. 375 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,151 We are deeply honored. 376 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,591 I would just like to take this moment 377 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,320 to say to all the young girls out there 378 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,393 who dream about science as a profession... 379 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,675 Go for it. 380 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,838 It is the greatest job in the world. 381 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,679 And if anybody tells you you can't, don't listen. 382 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,833 And now, 383 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,513 speaking of not listening, 384 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,037 my husband, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 385 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,640 Sheldon. 386 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,234 What? Did you finish... Great job. 387 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,474 Thank you, Dr. Fowler. 388 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,712 I have a very long and somewhat self-centered speech here. 389 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,957 But I'd like to set it aside. 390 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,434 - Yeah! - Way to go! 391 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,959 Because this honor doesn't just belong to me. 392 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,070 I wouldn't be up here 393 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,551 if it weren't for some very important people in my life. 394 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,878 Beginning with my mother, father, Meemaw, 395 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,313 brother and sister. 396 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,714 And my other family, 397 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,235 who I'm so happy to have here with us. 398 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,797 Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer? 399 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:50,795 I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. 400 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,517 Nothing could be further from the truth. 401 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:01,354 I have been encouraged, sustained, 402 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,511 inspired and tolerated, 403 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,154 not only by my wife, 404 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,314 but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. 405 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,792 I'd like to ask them to stand. 406 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,678 Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. 407 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,310 Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz. 408 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,716 Astronaut Howard Wolowitz. 409 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,835 And my two dearest friends in the world, 410 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,910 Penny Hofstadter 411 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,557 and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. 412 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,600 I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. 413 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,110 He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful. 414 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,760 And now that they're expecting, 415 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,309 I have no doubt that that will be the case. 416 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,320 Thanks, Sheldon. 417 00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:12,391 I haven't told my parents yet, but thanks. 418 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,954 Oh, I'm sorry. 419 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,595 Don't tell anyone that last thing. That's a secret. 420 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,120 Howard, Bernadette, 421 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,471 Raj, Penny, Leonard, 422 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,437 I apologize if I haven't been the friend you deserve. 423 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,516 But I want you to know, 424 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,229 in my way, 425 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,675 I love you all. 426 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,354 And I love you. 427 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,320 Thank you. 428 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,437 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 429 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:15,231 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started... 430 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,674 Wait! 431 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,151 The earth began to cool 432 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,118 The autotrophs began to drool 433 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,840 Neanderthals developed tools 434 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,470 We built a wall We built the pyramids 435 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:32,919 Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery 436 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,040 That all started with the Big Bang!