1
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Time. All right, Klingons, pencils down.

2
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Okay, I have pokh.

3
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ALL:
Got it.

4
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[SPEAKING IN KLINGON]

5
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ALL:
Yep.

6
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Got it.

7
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- I have chorrr.
ALL: Got it.

8
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ALL: Yeah.
- And kreplach.

9
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- Hold on a second, kreplach?
- Yeah.

10
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That isn't Klingon.
It's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

11
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Well, as it turns out,
it's also a Klingon word.

12
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Really? Define it.

13
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Kreplach, a hearty Klingon dumpling.

14
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Judge's ruling?

15
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[SPEAKS IN KLINGON]

16
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Hey, guys. I need to use your TV.

17
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- What's wrong with your TV?
- I don't know. Just died. I'm getting static.

18
00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,096
Did you pay your cable bill?

19
00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,807
Ugh. You sound
just like the cable company.

20
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All right, so shh. Tyra Banks is about to
kick someone off America's Next Top Model.

21
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- Excuse me, Penny, but we're...
- Don't tell her.

22
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...playing Klingon Boggle.

23
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[GROANS]

24
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What do you mean, "Ohh?"
Like she didn't know we were nerds?

25
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All right, if you must watch,
then mute it with closed captions, please.

26
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Fine.

27
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All right, Boggle warriors.

28
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[SPEAKS IN KLINGON]

29
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Look at those women.

30
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They're gorgeous.

31
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Oh, worf. Nice.

32
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Too bad that's a proper noun.

33
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Oh, look,
there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

34
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No wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

35
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With her head in the lap of...

36
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What a coincidence.
It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

37
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Yeah, and they can all move in
with you and your mother.

38
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The current Mrs. Wolowitz.

39
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Is qochbe spelled with
a "qo" or a "ko?"

40
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Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?

41
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Oh, that's Anaïs. None of the
other girls in the house like her.

42
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House? What house?

43
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- They all live in a house together.
- A house? Where?

44
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I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.

45
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Wait a minute.

46
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You're telling me
that I'm within driving distance...

47
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...of a house filled
with aspiring supermodels?

48
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Yeah, I guess.

49
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And they live together
and shower together...

50
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...and have naked pillow fights?

51
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- Hey, where are you going?
- To pay my cable bill.

52
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All right, pencils down.

53
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I have lokh, makh...

54
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...and cherrrkh. Anybody got those?

55
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[CHATTERING ON TV]

56
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Did I miss anything?
Did they kick Giselle off?

57
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Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot
was an embarrassment.

58
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Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz
is sensitive to chlorine.

59
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Lucky for her I like my fashion models
pruny and bug-eyed.

60
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Sheldon, the food's here.

61
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Oh, there's the house.

62
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Freeze frame, freeze frame.

63
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- What are you doing?
- Marking the positions and landmarks...

64
00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,409
...so we can find the house
of the supermodels.

65
00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,496
- Why?
- Isn't it obvious?

66
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Every week they kick out
a beautiful girl...

67
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...making her feel unwanted
and without self-esteem.

68
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A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.

69
00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,842
- Is my hamburger medium-well?
- Yes.

70
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- Dill slices, not sweet?
- Yes.

71
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- Individual relish packets? Onion rings?
- Yes.

72
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- Extra breading? What did they say?
- I asked. No.

73
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- Did you protest? Vociferously?
- Yes. No.

74
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Well, then, what took you so long?

75
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Just eat.

76
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- Hey, guys. What'd I miss, what'd I miss?
- Giselle's hanging by a thread.

77
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Oh, good, I hate her.

78
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Then you're not invited to our wedding.

79
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

80
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Oh, do we have to suffer...

81
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...through this transparently manipulative,
pseudo-reality again?

82
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ALL:
Yes.

83
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You and I have a standing TV schedule...

84
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...the result of extensive debate
and compromise.

85
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Any alterations
except for breaking news...

86
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...have to be pre-approved
at the weekly roommate meeting.

87
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Put it on the agenda.

88
00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,888
You have to make a motion.

89
00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,683
I'll make a motion
but you're not gonna like it.

90
00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,271
Fine. Mock parliamentary procedure.

91
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At least put it on mute.

92
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Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.

93
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It's totally gonna be Summer.

94
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[SQUEALS]

95
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- What?
- Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back.

96
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- It's one onion ring.
- Just put it back before he comes.

97
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Don't think that's where it was.

98
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Okay, here he comes.
Deny, deny, deny, people. Wall of silence.

99
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- Who touched my...?
- Penny. Penny did it.

100
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Why would you do that?

101
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I don't know. I was hungry?
What's the big deal?

102
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The big deal
is that nobody touches food on my plate.

103
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All right. I didn't know. I'm sorry.

104
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Well, I'm sorry,
but that is your second strike.

105
00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,071
- What?
- You have two strikes.

106
00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,156
Three strikes and you're out.

107
00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,910
It's a sports metaphor.

108
00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,621
- A sports metaphor?
- Yes, baseball.

109
00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,626
All right, yeah, I'll play along.

110
00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,753
- What was my first strike?
- March 18th.

111
00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,757
You violated my rule
about forwarding e-mail humor.

112
00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,258
I did?

113
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The photo of the cat
who wants to "Has Cheezburger?"

114
00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,307
Oh, come on, everybody loves Lolcats.

115
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They're cute and they can't spell...

116
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...because they're cats.

117
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I trusted you with my e-mail address
and you betrayed that trust...

118
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...by sending me Internet banality.
Strike one.

119
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Touching my food, strike two.

120
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Don't worry,
they only stay on your record for a year.

121
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You can get them removed early
but you have to take his class.

122
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- Oh, come on, I touched one onion ring.
- And then you put it back.

123
00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,882
Compromising the integrity
of all the other onion rings.

124
00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:10,137
Oh, honey, the buses don't go
where you live, do they?

125
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Look, I wish I could be more lenient
with you.

126
00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,185
But since you've become
a permanent member...

127
00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,147
...I've to hold you to the same standards
as everybody else.

128
00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:23,400
Congratulations,
you're officially one of us.

129
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[CHANTS]
One of us, one of us.

130
00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,323
Well, what a thrill.

131
00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:34,035
- You're sitting in my spot.
- Oh, gee, you've gotta be kidding me.

132
00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,997
- Leonard, she's in my spot.
- Yeah, yeah.

133
00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,331
See, here's the thing...

134
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...after you leave,
I still have to live with him.

135
00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,881
I don't care. I'm taking a stand.

136
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Metaphorically.

137
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All right, that's it.

138
00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:54,181
- Strike three.
- Oh, strike three.

139
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I'm banished?

140
00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,852
- What the hell kind of crap is that?
LEONARD: Listen.

141
00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,771
- Don't worry, I'll talk to him.
- Yeah, you do that.

142
00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:05,275
Just so I know,
would you be open to taking his class?

143
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,531
You can do it online.

144
00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,912
So on our triangulation, we've narrowed
the location of the Top Model house...

145
00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,623
...to three square miles
in the Hollywood Hills.

146
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,709
Or possibly Durham, North Carolina.

147
00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,753
When we find it, wanna go with us?

148
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,341
- To do what?
- Party with the pretty girls, dude.

149
00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,385
Are you insane?
You're not gonna party with them.

150
00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,429
You're not even gonna get near
that place.

151
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,099
That's what they said to Neil Armstrong
about the moon.

152
00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,602
No one said anything of the kind
to Neil Armstrong.

153
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The entire nation dedicated a decade
of effort and treasure...

154
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...to put a man on the moon.

155
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My fellow Americans,
before this year is out...

156
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...we will put a Wolowitz
on one of America's Top Models.

157
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And a large number of people
will believe it never happened.

158
00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:58,745
Okay, let me guess.

159
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Quesadilla with soy cheese...

160
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,666
- ...for lactose-intolerant Leonard.
- Thank you.

161
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,835
Shrimp caesar salad with no almonds
for the highly allergic...

162
00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,380
...kosher-only-on-the-High-Holidays
Howard.

163
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,049
And for our
suddenly-back-on-the-Hindu-wagon Raj...

164
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,759
...meat lover's pizza, no meat.

165
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,429
Coming right up.

166
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,933
Wait. Excuse me. You forgot
my barbecue bacon cheeseburger...

167
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,435
...barbecue sauce,
bacon and cheese on the side.

168
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,437
Oh, I didn't tell you?

169
00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,315
You're banished
from the Cheesecake Factory.

170
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,944
- Why?
- Well, you have three strikes.

171
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,697
One, coming in. Two, sitting down.

172
00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:36,366
And three, I don't like your attitude.

173
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:40,120
You can't do that. Not only is it a violation
of California State Law...

174
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:43,290
...it flies directly in the face
of Cheesecake Factory policy.

175
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:47,168
Yeah, no, there's a new policy:
No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.

176
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,673
I bet we could sell that sign
all over Pasadena.

177
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,802
- Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?
- Uh-huh.

178
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,097
- Hi.
- Hi.

179
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,474
Look, here's the thing.

180
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:05,145
I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible.

181
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,982
And he agrees that he was unreasonable
and out of line.

182
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,568
- Really? Well, that's great.
- Yeah.

183
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,653
Oh, just apologize to him, okay?

184
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,865
What? I'm not gonna apologize
to that nutcase.

185
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,702
Come on, it's easy.
He'll even tell you what to say.

186
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:25,165
Don't you get it? You keep going along
with his insanity, you're encouraging him.

187
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:30,003
We're not encouraging.
It's more like knuckling under.

188
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,174
I like hanging out but I'm not gonna
apologize for something I didn't do.

189
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,510
Well, actually, technically you did do it.

190
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,431
That's strike one, Leonard.

191
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,601
Here you go. Quesadilla.

192
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,894
Salad.

193
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,437
Here's your pizza.

194
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,857
And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion
with my manager...

195
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:55,195
...barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue
sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

196
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,489
Thank you.

197
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,199
Go ahead. Eat it.

198
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,331
I dare you.

199
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:17,425
That's it. There's the house.
I found America's top models!

200
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,177
- Are you sure?
- Look. On the roof.

201
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,639
Anaïs and Giselle are sunbathing.

202
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,433
European style.

203
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,936
You can recognize people
on Google Earth?

204
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:32,941
Of course not. I got a buddy of mine
at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.

205
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,027
NORAD? You're using military aircraft?

206
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,906
It was already targeted
to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.

207
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,409
I took it an hour out of its way, tops.

208
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,453
Okay, where is he?

209
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,997
Sheldon? I dropped him off
at the comic book store.

210
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,792
Here. Try and go online.

211
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,628
- Problem with the Wi-Fi?
- No, just try.

212
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,964
Greetings, hamburger-toucher.

213
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,219
You are probably wondering
why you cannot IM with your little friends...

214
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,305
...about how much you
heart various things.

215
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,809
Well, this recorded message
is alerting you...

216
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:12,021
...that I am putting an end to your
parasitic piggybacking upon our Wi-Fi.

217
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,315
If you want to remedy the situation...

218
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:18,445
...you can contact the phone company,
set up your own Wi-Fi and pay for it...

219
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:22,198
...or you may apologize to me.

220
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,537
- Well?
- I reiterate. Knuckle under.

221
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,831
Oh, no, no, no. It is on.

222
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,417
I'm gonna introduce your friend
to a world of hurt.

223
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,044
Oh, Penny,
you don't wanna get into it with Sheldon.

224
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:39,007
The guy's one lab accident away
from being a super villain.

225
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:44,888
I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can
hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

226
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,976
No need to neuter the nerd.
I can get you back online.

227
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,394
There, see?

228
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,521
Problem solved.

229
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,857
Voilà.

230
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,902
SHELDON:
Hello, puny insects.

231
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,781
As a consequence of your efforts
to circumvent my will...

232
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,743
...everyone is awarded
one additional strike.

233
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,746
Thanks a lot, Howard.

234
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,167
What are you complaining about?
I'm the one who has to take the class again.

235
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,592
Oh!

236
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,303
Hello.

237
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,515
Time to do your laundry, huh?

238
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,391
Saturday night.

239
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Saturday is laundry night.

240
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I know.

241
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,065
Every Saturday at 8:15.

242
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,943
Easy to anticipate.

243
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,530
SHELDON:
What are you implying?

244
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,574
I'm implying
that you're a creature of habit.

245
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:50,954
And if something were to prevent you from
doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15...

246
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,373
...you might find it...

247
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,583
...unpleasant.

248
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,758
Knuckle under, my ass.

249
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,225
Oh, no.

250
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,978
Are all the machines taken?

251
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,940
What are you gonna do?

252
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,401
No problem.

253
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,280
I'll just do my laundry another night.

254
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,906
Another night?

255
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,950
Well, I guess you can try...

256
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:34,873
...but deep inside your heart you'll know
that laundry night is always Saturday night.

257
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,964
Woman, you are playing with forces
beyond your ken.

258
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,175
Yeah, well,
your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

259
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,140
Sheldon?

260
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,142
Sheldon? Sheldon?

261
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,939
Yes?

262
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,524
Where are my clothes?

263
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,985
- Your clothes?
- Yes. I left them in the washers.

264
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,029
I went to get them,
they were gone.

265
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:12,118
Really? Despite the sign that says:
"Do not leave laundry unattended"?

266
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,037
Sheldon, where are my clothes?

267
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:18,291
You know, I do recall
seeing some female undergarments.

268
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,877
Where was that? Oh, yes.

269
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,629
Earlier this evening...

270
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:27,884
...I happened to gaze out the window
and a brassiere caught my eye.

271
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,345
Do those look familiar?

272
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,848
How the hell did you get them up
on that telephone wire?

273
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:38,603
When you understand the laws of physics,
Penny, anything is possible.

274
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,607
And may I add:
Mua-ha-ha.

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00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,235
- Get them down.
- Apologize.

276
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,695
- Never.
- Then I suggest...

277
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,239
...you get a very long stick
and play panty piñata.

278
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,076
Look, wait, Sheldon.

279
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,911
This has gotten out of hand. Okay.

280
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,872
I've done some stupid things,
you've done some stupid things.

281
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,249
How about call it even,
move on with our lives?

282
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,918
I've done no stupid things.

283
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,420
- Look, you've gotta meet me halfway here.
- I am.

284
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,423
I'm willing to concede that you've
done some stupid things.

285
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:13,054
Hey, you guys are talking again. Good.

286
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,350
What happened?

287
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,435
Leonard,
remember when I said it was on?

288
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,105
Well, now it's junior rodeo on.

289
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,317
Oh, not junior rodeo.

290
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,903
What did you do?

291
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,615
I had no choice, Leonard.
She ruined laundry night.

292
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,327
Ooh!

293
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,622
SHELDON:
Mua-ha-ha.

294
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:52,343
Telephone wires can't electrocute you,
can they?

295
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,096
No. Look, this has to stop.

296
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,141
- Oh, no, no, no. It is just beginning.
- All right.

297
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,061
I really didn't wanna do this...

298
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,647
...but here.

299
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,482
What this?

300
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,652
Sheldon's kryptonite.

301
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,657
Oh, my God.

302
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,869
He can never know
that I gave that to you.

303
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,872
Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but...

304
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,957
But this?

305
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,796
It will shorten the war by five years
and save millions of lives.

306
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,467
[CHATTERING AND CHEERING
ON TV]

307
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,552
Pause it. That's it. Confirmed.

308
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,306
We now have the address
of the Top Model house.

309
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,393
God bless you,
Google Street View registered trademark.

310
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,315
Okay, for the record,
what you are doing is really creepy.

311
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:52,320
If it's "creepy" to use the Internet,
military satellites and robot aircraft...

312
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,822
...to find a house
full of gorgeous young models...

313
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,327
...so that I can drop in on them
unexpectedly, then fine, I'm "creepy."

314
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,871
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

315
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,666
Hello?

316
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,877
Oh, hi.
Yeah, hold on a second, I'll get him.

317
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,170
Sheldon, it's for you.

318
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,838
- Who is it?
- Your mother.

319
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,007
Oh, good.

320
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,135
Hi, Mom. How are you?

321
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,514
But, Mom.

322
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,351
She keeps sitting in my spot.

323
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,355
And she touched my food.

324
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:31,526
Okay, yes, I took her clothes,
but she started it.

325
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,195
No, that's not fair.

326
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,116
Why should I have to apologize?

327
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:42,078
I really don't think this is the kind of thing
Jesus concerns himself with.

328
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,958
No, you're right. I don't really know
what Jesus thinks about.

329
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,167
All right!

330
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,169
Goodbye.

331
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,883
- Did you tell on me?
- Are you kidding me?

332
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,385
I already have two strikes.

333
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,560
Penny.

334
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,311
Penny.

335
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,063
Penny.

336
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,860
I am very, very sorry
for what I have done.

337
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,486
Here's your laundry.

338
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,448
I rescind your strikes
and you are no longer banished.

339
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,951
Can I sit wherever I want?

340
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,954
No, no, no.

341
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,832
Never mind. Never mind.
That's not important.

342
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,959
Sheldon, this was big of you.

343
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,628
- Thank you. I really appreciate it.
- Thank you.

344
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,840
- Good night, Sheldon.
- Penny?

345
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,550
Yes?

346
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,594
Well played.

347
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,515
- Thank you.
- Just remember...

348
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,436
...with great power
comes great responsibility.

349
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,398
Understood.

350
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,408
[DOORBELL RINGS]

351
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,664
Can I help you?

352
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,500
Yes, we're here to fix the cable.

353
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,587
I think we have satellite.

354
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,840
That's what I meant.

355
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,260
Oh. Okay. Come on in.

356
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:30,853
She's taller than all the women
in my family combined.

357
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,439
What do we do now?

358
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,153
Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.

359
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,101
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