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All right, that's the last servo.

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Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional
Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.

3
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Or...

4
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ALL:
Monte.

5
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Featuring one articulated
razor-sharp killing saw...

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...one polycarbonate grinding wheel...

7
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...steel-armor plate exoskeleton
top and bottom.

8
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Enough horsepower to drive
110 pounds of mechanized death...

9
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...from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.

10
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Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?

11
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As with my father,
I both love and fear it.

12
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All right, enough chitchat.
Let's destroy something.

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ALL:
One, two, three. Unh.

14
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RAJESH: Okay, what shall be first
to taste the wrath of Monte?

15
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Maybe we should start small.

16
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RAJESH: Okay. Oh, perhaps today
is the day we finally find out...

17
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...what's inside the Magic 8 Ball.

18
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Did it when I was 4.

19
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It's an icosahedral die
floating in tinted blue water.

20
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Man, call spoiler alert
before you say things like that.

21
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How about the toaster oven?

22
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What did the toaster oven ever do to you?

23
00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,985
What did I do to Jimmy Mullins
in the third grade?

24
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He still punched me in the face
with my own fists.

25
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Sorry, you little nerd. You were just
in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

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Gentlemen, goggles.

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Yeah, this is an auspicious moment.

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Like Robert Oppenheimer
or Neil Armstrong...

29
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...we need the appropriate words
to mark this historic scientific event.

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How about, "Die, toaster, die"?

31
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That'll do it.

32
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All right, what's next?

33
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No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight
and do laundry.

34
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[SCREAMS]

35
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Oh, yeah. This door got the full monty.

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PENNY: Leonard?
- Uh-huh?

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What the hell?

38
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- A killer robot. We built it.
- Yeah, well, it almost killed me.

39
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If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.

40
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So who exactly does it wanna kill?

41
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I'm sorry, are you unaware
of the upcoming...

42
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...Southern California Robot
Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?

43
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You know, since I moved last year,
not all my mail has been forwarded.

44
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It's a big deal, heh.

45
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There's an awards banquet
and a dance afterward.

46
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Perhaps you'd like to come with me.

47
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I know the other fellas
would be really excited to see a girl there.

48
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How is it supposed to be a dance
if I'm the only girl?

49
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Well, that may be a slight exaggeration.

50
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You'd be the only doable girl.

51
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You're a pig, Howard.

52
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How is doable
anything but a compliment?

53
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- Why don't we work on the robot?
- Please, Leonard, not now.

54
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Once again, Penny and I
have begun our little tango.

55
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Our... Our tango?

56
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The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro.

57
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But as delicious
as the appetizer might be...

58
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...at some point we will have to succumb
and eat the entrée while it's still...

59
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[MIMICS SIZZLING]

60
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...hot.

61
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I'm begging you, stop talking.

62
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Look, normally, I can just ignore you.

63
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I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar.
Like Sheldon.

64
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Yeah, excuse me, Penny, but in this room,
you're the one who's peculiar.

65
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Yeah, you might be right.

66
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But back to you. You think you're some
sort of smooth-talking ladies' man...

67
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...but the truth is
you are just pathetic and creepy.

68
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Um...

69
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So, what are you saying?

70
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I am saying it is not a compliment
to call me doable.

71
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It is not sexy to stare at my ass
and say:

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[AS HOWARD] "Ooh, it must be jelly,
because jam don't shake like that."

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Most important,
we are not dancing a tango.

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We're not to-ing and fro-ing.

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Nothing is ever gonna happen
between us. Ever.

76
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Wait a minute. This isn't flirting.
You're serious.

77
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Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you?
I am not flirting with you.

78
00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:11,184
No woman is ever gonna flirt with you.
You're just gonna grow old and die alone.

79
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Thanks for the heads up.

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- Howard, where are you going?
- I'm going home...

81
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...to live my creepy, pathetic life.

82
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Wow.

83
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Well, y... Someone had to say it.

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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]

85
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[CHUCKLES]

86
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- What?
- Uh, he said maybe we should enter you...

87
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...in the killer-robot competition.

88
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[RAJESH CHUCKLING]

89
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[PHONE RINGING]

90
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, the phone is ringing!

91
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Here's a crazy idea, Ma: answer it!

92
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Hello?

93
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All right, hold on.

94
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It's your friend, Leonard!

95
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He wants to know
why you're not at school today.

96
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I don't go to school, Ma.

97
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I work at a university.

98
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: That's a school.
Now pick up the phone.

99
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I don't wanna talk to anybody.

100
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Should I ask Leonard
to bring over your homework?

101
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I don't have homework.

102
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I'm a grown man
with a Master's degree in Engineering!

103
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants.

104
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Want me to get you a popsicle?

105
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Cherry, please.

106
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

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You make me wanna kill myself.

108
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- What's going on?
- I don't know.

109
00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,039
Now they're just yelling about popsicles.

110
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- Sounds like Penny really got to him.
- I'm not surprised.

111
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,172
Despite his hard and crusty shell,
Howard is a very sensitive man.

112
00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,216
Do you know he writes poetry?

113
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Mostly about men from Nantucket
and hermits named Dave...

114
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...but he does it with real sensitivity.

115
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[LISPING]
Hey, Hofstadter.

116
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Word around the plasma lab
is you built a robot?

117
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- Yes, we did, Kripke.
- His name is Monte.

118
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Well, if you have any delusions about
entering him against the Kripke Crippler...

119
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...in the Southern California Robot Fighting
League Round Robin Invitational...

120
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...AKA the SCRFLRRI...

121
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...his name is gonna be Scrap Metal.

122
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Come on. Is that really necessary?

123
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Leonard, I believe it is.

124
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This is trash talk.

125
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Trash talk is a traditional component
in all sporting events.

126
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[CLEARS THROAT]

127
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Kripke...

128
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...your robot is inferior
and it will be defeated by ours...

129
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...because ours exceeds yours
in both design and execution.

130
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Also, I'm given to understand
that your mother is overweight.

131
00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,774
Oh, snap.

132
00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,111
If that is a result of a glandular condition
and not gluttony...

133
00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,113
...I withdraw that comment.

134
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What difference does it make?
Fat is fat.

135
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There are boundaries.

136
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Tell you what, forget the SCRFLRRI.

137
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- Let's settle this roboto a roboto.
- What do you mean?

138
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There's no guarantee we're gonna go
against each other, so let's throw down.

139
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You know, unless you're afraid.

140
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We accept your challenge.
Name a time and place.

141
00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,308
- Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics lab.
- Make it so.

142
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,684
No, don't make it so.

143
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,355
Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow.
Our engineer is incapacitated.

144
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,814
What's wrong with him?

145
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He's depressed because he's pathetic
and creepy and can't get girls.

146
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We're all pathetic and creepy
and can't get girls.

147
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That's why we fight robots.

148
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If you're not there,
you'll be exposed to ridicule.

149
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,546
I'm curious, what part of America
is that accent from?

150
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,219
- Hey.
- Hey, you got a minute?

151
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,930
Yeah, come on in. What's up?

152
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,975
- I need you to apologize to Howard...
- Get out.

153
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:24,646
Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his
house and we need him for a robot battle.

154
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,648
Then have the robot go and get him.

155
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,527
- The robot didn't hurt his feelings.
- His feelings needed to be hurt.

156
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,320
He's been in bed for two days.

157
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:35,240
Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.

158
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,909
He's not with a...

159
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,829
Does it really matter who
or what he's with?

160
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The... The guy is devastated.

161
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,500
Oh, please.
How could I possibly devastate Howard?

162
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:48,503
Okay, don't take this as a criticism...

163
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:52,716
...but you do kind of have that
overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.

164
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,217
What does that mean?

165
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,220
You know. Like, most of the time,
you're the easygoing Bruce Banner.

166
00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,390
But then when you get angry,
you kind of turn into like, you know:

167
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,559
[GROWLS]

168
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,354
I turn into a bear?

169
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,024
Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?

170
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,818
You didn't get The Incredible Hulk
from that?

171
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,696
Never mind.
Just... Please, just go talk to him.

172
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,991
Oh, and say what? That I didn't mean it?
Because I meant it.

173
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,619
Well, maybe you can go at it
from a different angle.

174
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,496
Like, you see a glimmer
of goodness in him...

175
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:29,210
...and you only said what you said because
you want to nurture it and make it shine.

176
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,839
Oh, pbbt!

177
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,092
Okay, let's try it this way.

178
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,719
Remember the day we first met...

179
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,473
...and you asked me to go to your
boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back?

180
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,935
And he was 9 feet tall
and he took my pants off and you said...

181
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,687
What was that? What did you s...?

182
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:51,399
Oh, yes. You said you owed me one.

183
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,818
Okay, come on, that's not fair.

184
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,905
I came home with no pants.

185
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,659
Fine. I'll go over there tomorrow.

186
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,244
Thank you.

187
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,415
I should probably give you
a heads up about his mother.

188
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,000
What about her?

189
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:12,087
She's a delightful woman.
You'll love her.

190
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:21,471
MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard,
there's a blond girl, Patsy, here to see you.

191
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:22,889
Who?

192
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,058
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Okay, now she's saying it's Penny.

193
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,478
I don't wanna talk to her.

194
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,605
- Hey.
- Ma.

195
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,482
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
She ran past me.

196
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,318
Was I supposed to tackle her?

197
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:40,115
So I just came by
to see how you were doing.

198
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,534
I'm fine.

199
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,285
Good.

200
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,204
Your mom seems nice.

201
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,125
People move away from her on the bus.

202
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,044
What do you want?

203
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,798
Okay, look, Howard...

204
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,719
...I just want to apologize.

205
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,724
For some things that I have said.

206
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,310
About you.

207
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,232
I've been informed
that you have feelings...

208
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,446
...and apparently, I have hurt them.

209
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,782
So I'm sorry.

210
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,411
Howard.

211
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,666
Fine. You're sorry. Goodbye.

212
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,043
So you're okay?

213
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,920
Hey, I'm a big boy.

214
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:40,550
I'm not traumatized by some random
comment from some random woman.

215
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:44,345
I mean, get over yourself.

216
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,099
Okay. Well...

217
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,185
...bye.

218
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,647
[HOWARD SOBBING]

219
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,027
So close.

220
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:04,240
[CRASHING ON COMPUTER]

221
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,995
Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot?

222
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,830
KRIPKE [ON COMPUTER]:
As you can see...

223
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,958
...the Crippler is reducing
the Chevy Cavalier to rubble.

224
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,586
I can't watch anymore.

225
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,589
- Sheldon, we have to call it off.
- We don't have that option.

226
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,842
We've accepted the challenge.
We can't run away from a fight.

227
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,763
Oh, please. We've spent our whole lives
running away from fights.

228
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,642
Personally, I can squeeze through
a hole in a fence half my size.

229
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,020
Well, impressive as that may be,
Monte is not us.

230
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,980
Monte has no fear.

231
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,399
Sheldon, did we all
not just watch the same video?

232
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:42,695
Kripke's robot just had angry sex
with a mid-sized automobile.

233
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,074
You are overlooking the fact
we know what we're up against.

234
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,535
And we can modify Monte
so that he's prepared.

235
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,744
You wanna prepare him?

236
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:53,289
Install a bladder and a pair of shorts
so he can wet himself.

237
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,168
How are we gonna make
any modifications without Wolowitz?

238
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,379
- Have you heard from Penny?
- Not yet.

239
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,839
Have faith, gentlemen.

240
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,090
We don't need Wolowitz.

241
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:06,344
Engineering is merely
the slow younger brother of physics.

242
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,055
Watch and learn.

243
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,144
Do either of you know
how to open the toolbox?

244
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,525
And then when I was 14...

245
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,903
...I met Marcy Grossman.

246
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,114
She was so beautiful.

247
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,534
She just got her braces off...

248
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,787
...but they left a little of the overbite.

249
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,248
It was so hot.

250
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,294
Like a sexy little chipmunk.

251
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,634
I didn't have the courage
to ask her out...

252
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:51,973
...but I dedicated a song to her
at the ninth-grade talent show.

253
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,683
Aw, that sounds sweet.

254
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,353
[SINGING TO THE TUNE OF "MY GIRL"]
Marcy Grossman is sunshine

255
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,899
On a cloudy day

256
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,777
When it's cold outside

257
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,614
Marcy Grossman is the month of May

258
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,823
Oh, it's cute.

259
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:13,453
I guess you'd say

260
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,916
What can make me feel this way?

261
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,419
Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman
Marcy Grossman

262
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,922
Talkin' 'bout Marcy

263
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,173
That's great.

264
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,883
Grossman

265
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,135
Ha, it's fun.

266
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:33,723
And then she came up
with that sexy little chipmunk mouth...

267
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,142
...and spit in my hair.

268
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,649
Which brings us to 10th grade.

269
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,277
Howard, do you think
maybe sometimes...

270
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,363
...you try too hard?

271
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,864
[SCOFFS]

272
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,450
Look at me.

273
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,162
What chance do I have
if I don't try too hard?

274
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,249
Well, you have a terrific chance.

275
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,627
You're smart, you're funny,
you have a cool job.

276
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,381
- You build stuff that goes into outer space.
- I guess.

277
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,841
No, look, I've known you
for a year and a half...

278
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:13,054
...and this is the first time
I feel like I'm talking to a real person.

279
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,264
And you know what? I like him.

280
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,101
He's a nice guy.

281
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,061
You really think so?

282
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,604
Yes.

283
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,982
I don't know.

284
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,401
No, I do.

285
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,236
[CHUCKLES]

286
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,073
[HEARTBEAT POUNDING
IN SLOW MOTION]

287
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,293
Nice little bot you've got here.

288
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,045
I'm aware.

289
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,256
What's this do, spin?

290
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,050
Yep. At 3400 rpm.

291
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,303
It can cut through steel
like it was rubber.

292
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,265
Neat.

293
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,600
Good work.

294
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,020
Sheldon, we've gotta call this off.

295
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,438
No, Leonard.

296
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:08,151
For years, merciless thugs like Kripke have
made my life a series of painful noogies...

297
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:12,822
...and humiliating wedgies
and the insensitively named Indian burns.

298
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,743
- Well, that stops now.
- Sheldon, we don't have a chance.

299
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,995
The only improvement
you were able to make...

300
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,414
...was to put fresh batteries
in the remote.

301
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,126
What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers
from a fatal flaw:

302
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,672
Overconfidence from his robot's
massive size and its overwhelming power.

303
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,717
That's not overconfidence.
That's observation.

304
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,221
Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey
to my psychological warfare. Observe.

305
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,933
Kripke.

306
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,520
I would ask if your robot
is prepared to meet its maker...

307
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,732
...but as you are its maker,
clearly the two of you have met.

308
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,363
What is his problem?

309
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,910
Way to bust out
the Jedi mind tricks, dude.

310
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,330
I wanna make sure that
we're all clear.

311
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,416
Standard Robotic
Fighting League rules apply.

312
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,626
Are you crazy?

313
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,960
This is a street fight.

314
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,213
The street has no rules.

315
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,632
He's right, Leonard.
The paradigm is to the death.

316
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,844
I will, however, give you the opportunity
to concede my superiority now...

317
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:20,431
...and offer me your robot
as the spoils of war.

318
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,976
Never. I'd rather see Monte dead
than in your hands.

319
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,686
That could be easily arranged.

320
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,397
Ready, set, go?

321
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,858
- Do it.
- All right, then.

322
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:34,028
Ready, set, go.

323
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,409
- Come on, Sheldon, you got this.
- Indeed.

324
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,037
We are prepared for anything
he can throw at us.

325
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,004
That's new.

326
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,506
Run, Monte, run.

327
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,300
RAJESH: Run, Monte.
LEONARD: Go. Go, Monte, go.

328
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,970
- Run, Monte.
- Go, go, go.

329
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,351
Don't hurt us, don't hurt us,
don't hurt us.

330
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:16,529
Well, so much for making up
for the emotional wounds of childhood.

331
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,490
I did this.

332
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,869
Monte was killed
by my hubris and my pride.

333
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,121
No matter what anybody says,
this is my fault.

334
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,582
No one's arguing with you, dude.

335
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,710
I got your text. How bad is...? Oi.

336
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,256
Forget the robot. What happened to you?

337
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,509
- He slipped and fell.
- Yes.

338
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,261
I slipped and fell.

339
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,762
In the bathroom.

340
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,848
Bounced right off the tub.

341
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,310
Yes. Now he knows
what bathtubs are capable of doing...

342
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,437
...when you don't treat them
with respect.

343
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,397
Yeah.

344
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,609
They sucker-punch you
when your eyes are closed.

345
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,112
So, what do you think, Howard?

346
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,323
It... It's not that bad, right?

347
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,910
Yeah, no.
A little electrical tape, some solder...

348
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,620
Are you insane?

349
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:10,333
I've seen space probes that crashed into the
desert that were in better shape than this.

350
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,044
You're right.

351
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,629
Monte's gone.

352
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:18,132
We'll bury him in the morning.
A simple ceremony. I'll speak.

353
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,968
Leonard, you'll play your cello.

354
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:26,098
Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little
carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot.

355
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,353
Just a toy robot?

356
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,610
Penny.

357
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,986
I know, I got it.

358
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,449
Sheldon? I'm sorry.

359
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,994
Well, don't get the wrong idea.

360
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,539
The way I see it,
I'm halfway to pity sex.

361
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,194
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