1
00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:05,796
Knight to Queen's Bishop 5.

2
00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,090
Ah. Very nice. What's Leonard gonna do?

3
00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,509
Does he give up the pawn
or give up the position?

4
00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,929
Mm. Let's find out. Leonard, ready?

5
00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,973
Ready.

6
00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,641
Go.

7
00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,771
[HUMMING IN UNISON
KHACHATURIAN'S "SABRE DANCE"]

8
00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:39,538
[BUZZER SOUNDS]

9
00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,583
Damn it. I slipped.

10
00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:47,129
Too bad. You know the rules
of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess.

11
00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:50,049
Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up.

12
00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,802
Despite my deep love of chess,
lasers and aerosol disinfectant...

13
00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,345
...I must forfeit.

14
00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,348
- Why?
- Because it's almost 11:00.

15
00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,100
- So?
- So Penny has a...

16
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..."Don't knock on my door before 11:00
or I punch you in the throat" rule.

17
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[DOOR CLOSES]

18
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ALL:
Ah.

19
00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,611
Hey, you know
what would be a great idea?

20
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We get some girls over here
and play Laser Obstacle Strip Chess.

21
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Believe me, any girl willing to play that,
you don't wanna see naked.

22
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You underestimate me.

23
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Penny.

24
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Penny. Penny.

25
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Hey, Sheldon.

26
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- It's 11 a.m.
- I know. You're safe.

27
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This package came
while you were at work.

28
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Great, my rhinestones. Thank you.

29
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- Excuse me.
- What?

30
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You have to sign this.

31
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What is it?

32
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When I signed for the package, I was
deputized by the United Parcel Service...

33
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...and entrusted with its final delivery.
I need you to acknowledge receipt...

34
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...so that I'm fully indemnified
and no longer liable.

35
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Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.

36
00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,292
Contents are irrelevant.
A legal bailment has been created.

37
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Does that mean nothing to you?

38
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It means nothing to anybody.

39
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- Let me show you what I'm doing.
- Bailment...

40
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...describes a relationship
in common law...

41
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...where a physical possession
of personal property, or chattels...

42
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...is transferred from one person, the bailer,
to another person, the bailee.

43
00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,979
Yeah, yeah. Look, look.
I started a business.

44
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Obviously not a cleaning business.

45
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,987
No. I'm making flower barrettes. See?

46
00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,158
I call them Penny Blossoms. I made one
for myself. All the girls at work wanted one.

47
00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,661
I showed some to this lady who
runs a shop. She sells cards and jewelry.

48
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She wanted to sell them, I said okay,
and in one week, I made a $156.

49
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Good for you. Sign here.

50
00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:56,258
Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off,
I won't have to be a waitress anymore.

51
00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,803
But then who will bring me
my cheeseburger on Tuesday nights?

52
00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,471
Another waitress?

53
00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,474
- What's her name?
- I don't know.

54
00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,643
And you're going to let her
handle my food?

55
00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,146
Nancy. Her name is Nancy.

56
00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,773
I think you're just making that up.

57
00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:15,736
Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger,
okay? I just don't wanna be a waitress.

58
00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,238
Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger.

59
00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:22,075
- Fine. Cheeseburger.
- Maybe I'd be better off with Nancy.

60
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So, what do you think?
I mean, this could be a business, right?

61
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- How many of these can you make a day?
- Mm. About 20.

62
00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:34,254
And how much profit do you make
per Penny Blossom?

63
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- I don't know. Like, 50 cents. I'm not sure.
- No, of course you're not. All right.

64
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Ten dollars a day times five days a week
times 52 weeks a year is $2600.

65
00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,435
- That's all?
- Before taxes.

66
00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,146
Well, I don't have to pay taxes
on this stuff.

67
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The Internal Revenue Service
would strongly disagree.

68
00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,654
But if you took advantage
of modern marketing techniques...

69
00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,906
...and optimized
your manufacturing process...

70
00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,033
...you might make this a viable business.

71
00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,952
And you know about that stuff?

72
00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,954
Penny.

73
00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,792
I'm a physicist.

74
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,922
I have a working knowledge of the entire
universe and everything it contains.

75
00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,676
Who's Radiohead?

76
00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:37,401
I have a working knowledge
of the important things in the universe.

77
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- Good luck.
- Sheldon, hold on.

78
00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,991
Could you maybe show me
how to make more money with this?

79
00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,576
Of course I could.

80
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Sheldon, wait.

81
00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,247
Will you?

82
00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,336
Just to be clear here.

83
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You're asking for my assistance.

84
00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,673
Yes.

85
00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:03,760
And you understand that will involve me
telling you what to do?

86
00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,305
I understand.

87
00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:10,851
And you're not allowed to be sarcastic
or snide to me while I'm doing so.

88
00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,187
Okay.

89
00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,231
Good.

90
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:21,945
Let's begin with the premise that everything
you've done up to this point is wrong.

91
00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,449
- Oh, imagine that.
- Sarcasm. Goodbye.

92
00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,743
No, I'm sorry. Wait. Please, come back.

93
00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,023
- There. Done.
- All right.

94
00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,025
Twelve minutes and 17 seconds.

95
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,443
Oh, pretty good, right?

96
00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,820
That's 4.9 Penny Blossoms per hour.

97
00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,115
Based on your cost of materials
and your wholesale selling price...

98
00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:12,037
...you'll effectively be paying yourself
$5. 19 a day.

99
00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:13,705
A day?

100
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,667
There are children in a sneaker factory
in Indonesia who out-earn you.

101
00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,629
That just can't be right.

102
00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,131
- You're questioning my math?
- No, sorry.

103
00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,801
- Would you like me to show my work?
- God, no, no.

104
00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:28,720
- Just please tell me what to do about it.
- All right.

105
00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,307
Are you familiar with the development
that resulted from Honoré Blanc's...

106
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...1778 use of interchangeable parts?

107
00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,775
The assembly line, of course.

108
00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,946
Okay, if I'm not allowed to be snide,
you're not allowed to be condescending.

109
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That wasn't a part of our original agreement
and I do not agree to it now.

110
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How are we supposed to set up machines
and conveyor belts in my apartment?

111
00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,373
You're thinking of
the moving assembly line.

112
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An understandable,
but not excusable, mistake. Now...

113
00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:04,214
...the moving assembly line, that was
introduced by Henry Ford in 1908.

114
00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,759
That innovation is what made possible
our modern consumer culture...

115
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,387
...by enabling a low unit cost
for manufactured goods.

116
00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:14,891
I guess that isn't one of the topics
discussed on your Radiohead.

117
00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,439
We're gonna miss the coming attractions.

118
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[GROANS]

119
00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,400
What's the matter?

120
00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,615
I think I bruised a testicle
capturing that last pawn.

121
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:37,122
[PENNY & SHELDON SINGING
"BLOW THE MAN DOWN"]

122
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,792
PENNY & SHELDON [SINGING]:
Give me some time to blow the man down

123
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,837
I'm a deep-water sailor
Just come from Hong Kong

124
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BOTH:
To me way, hey, blow the man down

125
00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:50,135
If you give me some whiskey
I'll sing you a song

126
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,971
Give me some time
To blow the man down

127
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,931
Hello?

128
00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,267
[IN UNISON]
Hello.

129
00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,853
Come quickly, lay aft
To the break of the poop

130
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,981
To me way, hey
Blow the man down

131
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,026
Or I'll help you along
With the toe of my boot

132
00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,445
PENNY & SHELDON:
Give me some time to blow the man down

133
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,697
What's going on?

134
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,241
I assume you're referring
to the sea shanty.

135
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,077
It's a rhythmic work song
to increase productivity.

136
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,704
Yeah. It's crazy, but it works.

137
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,916
Look, we made this Penny Blossom
in under three minutes.

138
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:25,921
Terrific, but that kind of raises
more questions than it answers.

139
00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,547
Penny's making hair accessories.

140
00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,091
I'm helping her optimize
her manufacturing process.

141
00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,343
All right, break's over.

142
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,596
[SINGING] Pay attention to orders
Now you one and all

143
00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,599
- What are you using as a bonding agent?
- Hot glue.

144
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,894
You're kidding. Any of the cyanoacrylates
would do a better job.

145
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:44,523
- Won't work. The flower's porous.
- What if we infused the bottom layer...

146
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,359
...with silicone RTV
to provide a better mounting surface?

147
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,528
Intriguing.

148
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,364
What are your marketing
and distribution channels?

149
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,824
The waitresses at my work,
and this cute shop...

150
00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:58,119
Hush, hush, hush. Virtually nonexistent.

151
00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:02,541
I'm thinking that we set her up with a
hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start.

152
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,209
Eliminate the middle man.

153
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,836
A small server farm
with a static IP in her bedroom.

154
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,714
- She'll need some kind of cooling system.
- Of course.

155
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,384
But before we set up
a marketing infrastructure...

156
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,804
...we should finish optimizing
the manufacturing process.

157
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:20,225
She has a terrible problem
with moisture-induced glitter clump.

158
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,644
Yeah, it's a bitch.

159
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,732
Ah, I've seen this before.

160
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,486
- Where?
- It's a common stripper problem.

161
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,658
They dance, they sweat, they clump.

162
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,744
Ew.

163
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,415
Thinking about adding a desiccant
like calcium sulfate?

164
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,419
Actually, I'm thinking
about this one stripper named Vega.

165
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,174
But, sure, calcium sulfate could work.

166
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,261
Let's think out of the box for a moment.

167
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,263
How about a molecular sieve?

168
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,390
HOWARD & LEONARD:
Oh.

169
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,268
I've got a spaghetti strainer
in the kitchen.

170
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,814
Wow.

171
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,279
Hey, we could liberate some
microporous charcoal from the chem lab.

172
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,488
Oh, great.

173
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,532
Raj, why don't you go get the charcoal?

174
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,619
Leonard, start working
on some preliminary website designs.

175
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,372
I'll make space in our apartment so we
can move the manufacturing process.

176
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:28,543
- Well, what's wrong with my apartment?
- It's not my apartment.

177
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,545
Wait, wait, what am I gonna do?

178
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,298
Hey, it's your business.
Do whatever you want.

179
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,799
Oh.

180
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,594
Okay. Cool.

181
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,222
I'm gonna take a nap.

182
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:51,066
I'm still tweaking things a little bit, but this
will give the general idea of the website.

183
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,947
So, what do you guys think?

184
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,536
No, pretty much any way I say that
is gonna hurt his feelings.

185
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,208
Okay, what's wrong with it?

186
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,044
- What's wrong with it?
- Not you. I wasn't asking you.

187
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,799
- Penny?
- Well, it's a little juvenile.

188
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:20,261
I mean, it kind of looks like
the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.

189
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,263
No, it doesn't.

190
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:26,393
Please. Dateline could use it
to attract predators.

191
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,982
Penny, this is your enterprise,
so it's ultimately your decision.

192
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,069
But based on the quality of his work,
I'd strongly recommend...

193
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,238
...that we let Leonard go.

194
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,031
You wanna fire me?

195
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,743
What I want is irrelevant.
This is Penny's decision.

196
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,620
Penny?

197
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:49,124
Excuse me, if I did such a bad job,
then why do we already have orders?

198
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,918
- We do?
- Uh-huh. Look.

199
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:56,131
Mrs. Fiona Fondell from
Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two.

200
00:11:56,298 --> 00:12:00,635
- No kidding. Two?
- Uh-huh. Look at the comments.

201
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,389
"Thank you, Penny Blossoms.
These'll be perfect to cover my bald spots."

202
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,015
Aw.

203
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,977
Yeah. That is so sweet.

204
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,480
Camouflaging bald spots.
That's primarily a male concern.

205
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,066
Perhaps we could expand our market.

206
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,486
How are flower barrettes
gonna appeal to men?

207
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,200
- We add Bluetooth.
- Oh.

208
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,580
- Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth.
PENNY: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

209
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,207
You wanna make a hair barrette
with Bluetooth?

210
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,669
Penny, everything is better
with Bluetooth.

211
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,964
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

212
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,510
Holy crap. Someone just ordered
1000 Penny Blossoms.

213
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:47,515
Get out! Who needs 1000
sparkly flower barrettes with rhinestones?

214
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,686
"The fifth annual East Rutherford,
New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual...

215
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,439
...and Transgender Alliance Luau."

216
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:59,110
Oh, another market to expand into.
Balding gay men.

217
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,530
And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth.

218
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,616
We should get to work.

219
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,785
Wait, wait, why does it say
"one-day rush"?

220
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,037
Since when do we offer a one-day rush?

221
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,872
Amazon offers one-day rush.

222
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,125
Yeah, but they don't have to glue
the books together.

223
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,046
How are we gonna make
1000 Penny Blossoms in one day?

224
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:22,133
Don't yell at me. I'm not manufacturing.
I'm just web design.

225
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,302
I have to call them and cancel that order.

226
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,514
Excuse me, but was this not your goal?

227
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,267
Financial independence through
entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?

228
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:35,230
Yeah, my brilliance and innovation,
of course, but still.

229
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,816
I just don't see how we can pull this off.

230
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:41,402
Okay, that, right there,
that equivocation and self-doubt...

231
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,655
...that is not the American spirit.

232
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,909
Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo?
Did Jim Bowie?

233
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:51,871
They didn't quit. They were massacred...

234
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:57,001
...by, like, a gazillion angry Mexicans.

235
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,756
All right, let me put it this way.
Your gross receipts on this one order...

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...will be over $3000
for one night's work.

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You guys get started.

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- What are you doing?
- Going online to buy shoes.

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[SINGING]
She'll be coming 'round the mountain

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- When she comes
- When she comes

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She'll be coming 'round the mountain
When she comes

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PENNY:
When she comes

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SHELDON:
She'll be coming 'round the mountain

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BOTH:
She'll be coming 'round the mountain

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If I wanted to spend
my Saturday nights doing this...

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...I could have stayed in India.

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Oh, stop with the fake third-world crap.

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Your father's a gynecologist
and you had a house full of servants.

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We only had four servants.
And two of them were children.

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How are we doing?

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We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms
ready to ship.

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God, we're never gonna finish in time.

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- Hold.
RAJESH: Who made Sheldon the boss?

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I believe I'm hearing some negativity
on the factory floor.

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- So?
- The labor force is a living organism...

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...that must be nurtured.

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Any counterproductive grumbling
must be skillfully headed off...

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...by management. Observe. Hey!

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Less talk, more work.

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- Nicely done.
- Thank you.

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You hear any union talk,
you let me know.

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[SINGING WHILE YAWNING]
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

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[WHISPERING]

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[SINGING]
Someone's in the kitchen I know

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Ho, ho, ho

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[SINGING]
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

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Sheldon. Sheldon.

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[SINGING]
'Cause I sold my soul

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To the company store

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- Honey, do you want some coffee?
- No, I don't drink coffee.

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If you don't stay awake,
we'll never finish.

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I'm sorry. Coffee is out of the question.

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When I moved to California, I promised my
mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

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Leonard, help.

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Sheldon, we still have 380
of these things to make.

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I have faith that you will make them.
Good night.

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- Leonard.
- Yeah... No.

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But, Sheldon, without your insight and
leadership, this enterprise will surely fail.

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You're right, of course.

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Here, this will help.

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Very well.

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But if this leads to opiates
or hallucinogenics...

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...you're gonna have to answer
to my mother.

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Look at Planck's constant.
People say that's arbitrary.

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That could not be less arbitrary.
If it varied even slightly...

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...life as we know it would not exist. Bam!

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Now, now, let's reconsider the entire
argument but with entropy reversed...

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...and effect preceding cause.

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So you are thinking of a universe.
It's not expanding from the center, no.

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It is retreating
from a possibility space. Bam!

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This is a space where we are all essentially
Alice standing in front of the Red Queen...

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...and we're being offered a cracker
to quench our thirst.

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Bam!

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In another universe,
let's call that Universe Prime...

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- ...there's another Sheldon...
- We should have let him go to bed.

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Bam.

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I can't believe we actually did it.

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One thousand frigging Penny Blossoms.

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I just want you guys to know
I am really grateful for your help...

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...and for every dollar I make,
I'm gonna give you 20 cents.

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That's your entire profit margin.

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00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,729
Oh. Then never mind.

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I'll print out the shipping label.

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Uh-oh.

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00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,821
What?

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We got an email from the East Rutherford,
New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual...

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...and Transgender Alliance.

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They want another 1000 Penny Blossoms.

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- Really?
- One-day rush.

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I really need to take that off the website.

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Okay, well, guess we better get started.

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You can't be serious.

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But, come on. What about
the living organism of the work force...

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...and the American spirit?

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00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,730
And Jiminy Crockett at the Alamo?

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Davy Crockett.
Jiminy Crockett was a cricket.

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Yes, I know that, okay? I'm tired
and I've had 18 cups of coffee.

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The point is, if we all just pull together,
we can do this. Who's with me?

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Penny, although you may find it hard
to believe, we do have lives.

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Leonard?

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Sorry.

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My apologies to the gay community
of East Rutherford, New Jersey.

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Zoom, zoom, zoom!

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Where's the coffee?

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We're all out.

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No problem.

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I'll be back before this banana hits
the ground.

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Zoom, zoom, zoom.

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[HUMMING IN UNISON
KHACHATURIAN'S "SABRE DANCE"]

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Yes!

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00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:03,951
Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent
Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.

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