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[SNIFFS]

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Smell that?

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That's the smell of new comic books.

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Oh, yes.

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They're on me today, boys.

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You're paying?
Have you been selling your sperm again?

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No, I'm celebrating.

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As we speak, the space shuttle is docking
at the Internationale Space Station...

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...where it will deploy the Wolowitz
Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.

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Oh, get over yourself.
It's a high-tech toilet.

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Just think, thanks to your hard work...

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...an international crew of astronauts will
boldly go where no man has gone before.

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- Is that supposed to be funny?
- I believe it is.

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The Star Trek reference
and the play on words...

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...involving the double meaning
of "to go"...

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...suggest that Leonard is humorously
mocking your efforts in space plumbing.

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Okay, make your little jokes.
But of the four of us...

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...I'm the only one making any real-world
contribution to science and technology.

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He's right. This is an important
achievement for two reasons:

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Number one, and of course, number two.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, clever.

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Playing on the use of cardinal numbers
as euphemisms for bodily functions.

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[LAUGHS]

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Here, Sheldon.
I pulled the new Hellboy for you.

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It's mind-blowing.

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Excuse me, spoiler alert.

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But I didn't spoil anything.

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You told me it's mind-blowing,
so my mind is going into it pre-blown.

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And once a mind is pre-blown,
it cannot be re-blown.

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- I'm sorry.
- Said the Grinch to Christmas.

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- Hey, can I talk to you about something?
- Sure. What's up?

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Remember I went out with Penny
a couple weeks ago?

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- Yeah, vaguely.
- Sure, you remember. That was the night...

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...you went to the bar and made a fool of
yourself trying to pick up strange women.

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What about it?

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Well, the thing is,
the date didn't go that well.

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Oh. Too bad. You know...

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I guess the thing to do now is,
you know, pick yourself up.

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Dust yourself off, forget it. Move on.

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- I can't do that.
- Why the hell not?

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Because we're going out again tomorrow.

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Excuse me, Stuart?

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- Have you read the new Flash?
- No.

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Well, I have,
and it will knock your socks off.

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Good luck getting them back on.

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Anyway, I figure this is probably
my last shot with Penny...

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- ...and I don't wanna screw it up.
- Oh, nobody wants that.

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So here's my question:

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It's the second date. You think
she'll be expecting things to get physical?

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Oh, gee.

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Yeah, my initial reaction is no.

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But, you know, let me think about it
and get back to you, okay?

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Okay. So you'll give me a call?

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- Yeah, or you call me.
- Great.

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Or nobody calls anyone.

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Interesting, Penny's current suitor
asking advice from her former suitor.

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Yeah, thanks for closed-captioning
my pain, Raj.

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You wanna make sure he gets nowhere
with Penny...

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...without jeopardizing your friendship
with either of them?

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- I'm listening.
- Just tell him...

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...to do everything you've done with her
for the last two years.

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- Hey, Leonard.
- Oh, hi.

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- How's it going?
- Good, good.

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- You?
- Fine.

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- Oh, yeah, hey, can I ask you something?
- Sure.

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You know your friend Stuart?

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Yes.

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Well, he asked me out again
and I said yes.

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And then I started thinking
maybe I should talk to you first.

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- About what?
- Well, does it bother you?

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Me going out with one of your friends?

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- Because, you know, you and me...
- No. No, that's the past.

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I'm really more of a right now
kind of guy.

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You know, living in the moment.

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Although I do have to live a little
in the future because, well, that's my job.

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Of course, my fondness for classic science
fiction does draw my attention backwards...

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...but those stories often take place
in the future, so...

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In conclusion, no, it doesn't bother me.

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Okay, well, that's really cool of you.

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LEONARD:
Yeah? Well, I wouldn't say cool.

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I'd just say, "That's Leonard."

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Well, in that case,
do you mind giving me some advice?

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About Stuart?

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Love to.

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He's very shy. How do I make him
feel more comfortable around me?

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Well, first of all, don't underestimate
the value of discomfort.

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- Really?
- Well, yeah. Stuart thrives under pressure.

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That's why he works
in a comic-book store.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Oh.

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It's Stuart.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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You're not going to answer it?

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He wants to talk about Penny.
I don't wanna talk about Penny.

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You're making an assumption.

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Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.

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And he needs your assistance.

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Why would he call me?

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We don't know.

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And if you don't answer the phone,
we can't know.

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I'm not answering the phone, Sheldon.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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- Answer the phone, Leonard.
- No.

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[PHONE CHIMING]

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There. It went to voicemail.

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Aren't you going
to check your messages?

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- No.
- You have to check your messages.

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The leaving of a message
is one half of a social contract...

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...which is completed
by the checking of the message.

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If that contract breaks down,
then all social contracts break down.

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And we descend into anarchy.

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It must be hell inside your head.

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At times.

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Guys, we have a code red.

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Code red, the hospital emergency alert?
The computer worm?

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Or the cherry-flavored soft drink
from the makers of Mountain Dew?

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I was going over the schematics
on my Zero-G Toilet...

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...and I made a teeny-tiny mistake
on the specifications for the diverter valve.

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How teeny-tiny?

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It's gonna fail after about 10 flushes.

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- But the mission is for six months.
- That's the code red.

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It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box.
No one knows exactly when...

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...but at some point, something way worse
than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.

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Have you notified NASA?

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You crazy? What am I gonna say?
I screwed up your toilet...

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...and pretty soon there's gonna be crap
floating all over your nice space station?

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What are you gonna do?

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I'm gonna figure out how to fix it,
then I'll tell them.

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So, what do you need us for?

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He can't figure out how to fix it.

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You said you were gonna be supportive.

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I'm trying. But you have to admit,
this is pretty damn funny.

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I agree.

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It's a juxtaposition of the nature
of space exploration...

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...against the banality of a malfunctioning
toilet that provides the comic fodder here.

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[LAUGHS]

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Check your messages.

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All right, this is an exact duplicate
of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...

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...Human Waste Disposal System
as deployed on the Space Station.

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Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity
Human Waste Distribution System?

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Good one, yeah.

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[FAKES LAUGH]

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It's hilarious. Now.

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Here's an approximation of the spare parts
available on the space station.

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We gotta find a way, using nothing but this,
to reinforce this.

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So the waste material avoids the turbine.

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You mean, so it doesn't hit the fan?

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You know, I have to say I thought the toilet
humor would get less funny with repetition.

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Apparently, there is no law of diminishing
comedic returns with space poop.

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey, Leonard.
- Hey, Stuart.

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- You busy?
- Uh...

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Classified, Leonard.

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Yeah, it's a regular Manhattan Project.

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- What's up?
- Well, tonight's my date with Penny.

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And we haven't been able to connect
by phone...

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- Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been broken.
- Or e-mail.

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Yeah, that's broken too.
Everything's broken.

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Anyway, I was just wondering
if you had any last-minute advice.

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All right. Well, off the top of my head...

162
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...you know, I think the most important
thing with Penny is to go really slow.

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I mean, glacial.

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- Okay.
- You know, guys come on to her...

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...all the time, so you need to, like,
set yourself apart, you know?

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Be a little shy.

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And don't make too much eye contact.

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And you know, treat her with, like,
cool detachment.

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And, you know, fear.

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- Fear?
LEONARD: Yeah.

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Like you're afraid
that if you touch her, she'll break.

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Well,
that plays right into my wheelhouse.

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Good, good.
Well, you kids have fun tonight.

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Thanks, Leonard.

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What is that thing anyway?

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You don't know what this is?

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- No.
- Good, get out.

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Be afraid of Penny. Nice, very crafty.

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It wasn't bad advice.
It just wasn't particularly helpful.

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For what it's worth, my mother says
that when we deceive for personal gain...

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...we make Jesus cry.

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All right, what if we use this two-inch PVC
to reinforce the center cross-support?

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No good. I mean, it might work
for the Japanese and the Americans...

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...but have you seen the size
of the Russians they got up there?

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This thing has to hold up
against a hearty potato-based diet.

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I feel terrible.

187
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Maybe if you were helping,
you'd feel better about yourself.

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I deliberately tried to sabotage
Stuart's date with Penny.

189
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Of course you feel terrible. You completely
screwed up your karma, dude.

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00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,455
You don't really believe in that superstition,
do you?

191
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,458
It's not superstition,
it's practically Newtonian.

192
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,461
For every action,
there's an equal and opposite reaction.

193
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:15,465
Leonard pretends to be a friend,
and acts like a two-faced bitch.

194
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,512
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.

195
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:26,810
It's actually a very elegant system.
You know, what goes around comes around.

196
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,938
Speaking of what goes around
comes around...

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Okay, look.

198
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,609
Instead of trying to reinforce
this structure here...

199
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,237
...what if we ran another line,
bypassed it entirely?

200
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,989
Won't work.
The diameter of the tubing is insufficient.

201
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,158
What if we reposition
the collection tank?

202
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,952
It won't work. No way to mount it.

203
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,204
Here's an idea.
What if I change my name...

204
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,249
...and go live with my cousin
and her husband, Avi, in Israel?

205
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,961
That could work.

206
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,635
- Morning.
- Morning. What's up?

207
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:05,807
Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter
trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.

208
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,020
- I'm gonna make a coffee run. Want any?
- No. I have coffee.

209
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,565
Great,
so how'd it go with Stuart last night?

210
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,277
I really don't wanna talk about it.

211
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,987
Yeah. Right. Sure.

212
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,740
But, you know, the thing is,
before you guys went out...

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00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,701
- ...I spoke to him and I...
- I said I don't wanna talk about it.

214
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,953
- Okay, I kind of feel res...
- Look, Leonard.

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00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,415
What goes on is none of your business.
So just leave it alone, okay?

216
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,716
If you really want to clean up your karma,
go get my freaking latte.

217
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,851
Hang on, I think I've got this.

218
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,229
Help me see if we can wedge
this piece of PVC behind the support rod.

219
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:57,066
You're overestimating the strength
of the substructure you're building.

220
00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,361
- Sheldon, I know what I'm doing.
- If you knew what you were doing...

221
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,698
...there wouldn't be a space toilet
where my coffee table should be.

222
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,659
Howard, wait.

223
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:10,830
Why don't you use this instead of the PVC
to keep the filter assembly in place?

224
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,833
Because this is not a spare part
from the space station.

225
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,296
This is the thing from the pizza box
that keeps the lid from touching the cheese.

226
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,300
Is that what that's for?
In India, the lid just touches the cheese.

227
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,512
We also have rampant poverty
and periodic outbreaks of cholera...

228
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,223
...so a little cardboard in our cheese
is no biggie.

229
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,227
- Where you going?
- Comic-book store.

230
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,938
Oh, an excellent idea.
I could certainly use a break.

231
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,273
- Me too.
- You can go to the comic book store...

232
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,734
...when man can once again
safely poop in space.

233
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,070
Why does Leonard get to go?

234
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,489
Because he's upset
over his situation with Penny.

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And if I have to hear about it again,
I'm gonna kick him in his ovaries.

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- Thanks for understanding, Howard.
HOWARD: I got your back, sister.

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All right, I think we've got a prototype
ready to test. Hand me that Tupperware.

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- That's heavy.
- Damn right, it's heavy.

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It's my mother's meatloaf.

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It's been testing toilets for generations.

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I must say, Howard...

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...I think a detailed letter to MIT
describing your current circumstances...

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...might entitle you to a refund
on your Master's degree.

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Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste
disposal test with meatloaf analog.

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In three, two, one.

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Fascinating.

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What do you think the problem is?

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Not enough bread crumbs.

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- Hey, Stuart, I need to talk to you.
- Sure, what's up?

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I think I gave you some bad advice
about Penny and I want to apologize.

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No, your advice was great.

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- It was?
- Oh, yeah, going slow really worked.

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You're kidding.

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Never worked for me.

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Yeah, last night at dinner
I did what you told me.

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I went really slow, I kept my distance...

257
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...and two bottles of wine later,
we were making out.

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Wine? I didn't say to give her wine.

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It doesn't matter.
That's where it all went to hell.

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During the kissing?

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What did you do, sneeze in her mouth?
I did that to a girl once.

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No, everything was good and really hot.

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And I said, "Oh, Penny"...

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...and right where she was supposed
to say, "Oh, Stuart" she said...

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...your name.

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- Leonard?
- That is your name, right?

267
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Yeah. No, yeah, it is.

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Wow, I'm sorry.

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That must've been the last thing
you wanted to hear.

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Well, it beats,
"You know I'm a dude, right?"

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Yeah, it was pretty bad.

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No doubt, no doubt.

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Okay, well...

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- ...I'm sorry it didn't work out.
- Not your fault.

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Yeah, how about that?

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- See you soon.
- Yep, sure.

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Yes, I understand. Classified.
We'll keep it all classified.

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No one has to know anything about this
but you and me.

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What's classified?

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Howard's space toilet. I'll tell you later.

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Well, they've deployed our solution.
Let's just all hope it works.

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I don't see why I have to worry.

283
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,634
My career's not hanging in the balance.

284
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,267
That was a joke.

285
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It's funny because it's true.

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Leonard,
could you pass the soy sauce, please?

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- I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
- Yeah, I said Leonard.

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Yes, you did, didn't you?

289
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,083
What the hell is that?

290
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Meatloaf.

291
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What was it doing on the ceiling?

292
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That's classified.

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ASTRONAUT [OVER RADIO]:
Houston, Internationale Space Station.

294
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We have a little situation up here.

295
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We'd like to make an unscheduled
space walk.

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MAN [OVER RADIO]:
ISS, Houston...

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...which crew members
would be involved in this EVA?

298
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ASTRONAUT: Houston, we'd all like
to step outside for a few minutes.

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MAN:
ISS, I'm afraid we can't authorize that.

300
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ASTRONAUT:
Houston, this is more of an FYI call.

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We are basically out the door.

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[English - US - SDH]