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Okay, Baby-Doll Pink...
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...let's see if you can cover up the fact
that I got my dad's feet.
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It's two degrees, Sheldon.
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I just wanna turn up
the thermostat two degrees.
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Let me point out
that two degrees can be the difference...
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...between water and steam.
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Yes, if we were lived in a tea kettle.
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This is the temperature you
agreed to in the roommate agreement.
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Screw the roommate agreement.
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No, you don't screw
the roommate agreement...
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...the roommate agreement screws you.
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You know what,
go to hell and set their thermostat.
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I don't have to go to hell.
At 73 degrees, I'm there already.
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Who is it?
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- Leonard.
- Hang on.
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Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
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You can try, but the people
across the hall are being very noisy.
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You heard that, huh?
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Apparently, the one fella
tried to adjust the thermostat...
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...then the other fella
went bat-crap crazy.
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So you agree he's nuts.
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Not as nuts as the guy
who chooses to live with him.
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Believe it or not,
he was worse when I met him.
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Oh, I do not believe that.
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You are so naive.
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Just like I was seven years ago.
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I'd just started at the university.
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.
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- Oh. I bet you're here to check out the room.
- Yeah.
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Run away, dude.
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- What?
- Run fast, run far.
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That should've been my first clue.
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So Sheldon's last roommate
tried to warn you off?
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For all I knew, he was the crazy one.
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He had this really deranged look.
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Well, yeah, he'd been living with Sheldon.
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Sure, it makes sense now.
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Anyway, I went upstairs
and knocked on the door.
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Yeah?
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Dr. Cooper?
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No, you want the crazy guy
across the hall.
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In retrospect, that was clue number two.
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- Yes?
- I'm Leonard Hofstadter.
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- I called about the apartment. You said...
- I know what I said. I know what you said.
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I know what my mother said
on March 5th, 1992.
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What is the sixth noble gas?
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- What?
- You said you're a scientist.
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- What is the sixth noble gas?
- Uh, Radon?
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Are you asking me or telling me?
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Telling you?
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Telling you.
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All right. Next question.
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Kirk or Picard?
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Oh, uh... Well, that's tricky. Um...
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Well, original series over
Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk.
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Correct.
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You've passed the first barrier
to roommate hood.
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You may enter.
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Oh, this is pretty nice.
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- The bedrooms are back there?
- That depends.
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I don't understand.
Their existence is conditional?
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No. But your ability to
perceive their existence is conditional...
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...on you passing
the second and third barriers.
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- There's three?
- Each more daunting than the last.
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- Have a seat.
- Okay.
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No, that's where I sit.
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What's the difference?
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This seat is ideally located...
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...in relation to the heat source in the
winter and a cross breeze in the summer.
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It also faces the television
at a direct angle...
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...allowing me to immerse myself
in entertainment or game play...
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...without being subjected to conversation.
As a result...
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...I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
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Can you do that?
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That's Latin for "My chair my rules."
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Now, you said on the phone
that your area of study is physics.
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Yeah, experimental physics.
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Hmm.
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- What is that?
- Doesn't concern you.
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You'll be going to the university
every day?
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- Yes.
- Do you have a vehicle?
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- A car.
- And you'd be willing to drive me?
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- Well, can't you drive?
- I can.
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I choose not to.
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Okay, I suppose I could drive you.
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- Well, what's a point in my favor, right?
- Why don't you let me do this?
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Come on, I just asked.
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Last question.
In a post-apocalyptic world...
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...which task would you assign
the highest priority?
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Locating a sustainable food source,
reestablishing a functioning government...
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...procreation
or preserving the knowledge of mankind?
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Uh, I'm gonna go with
preserving the knowledge.
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That's correct.
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FYI, I would've accepted
any answer other than procreating.
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Come, I'll show you
the rest of the apartment.
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Good. I passed the barriers.
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The second barrier. Don't get cocky.
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This is the bathroom.
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Are you fairly regular?
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- Uh... I guess.
- This isn't going to work if you're guessing.
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When do you evacuate your bowels?
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When I have to.
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When you have to?
I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.
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I'm sorry, in the morning. Around 8.
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I can't give you 8. I can give you 7:30.
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Fine, I'll take it.
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Third barrier passed.
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You have won the right to see your room.
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Pizah.
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- Is this it?
- No, this is my room.
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People don't go in my room.
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So where do you sleep? Heh.
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I don't understand.
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If people don't go in there,
and you're people and...
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You are people, aren't you?
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Making a joke.
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Do you do this often?
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On occasion.
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Your room.
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You may wanna repaint.
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And after all that you just moved in?
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I didn't just move in.
First we had to iron out a few details.
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"Roommates agree
that Friday nights shall be reserved...
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...for watching Joss Whedon's
brilliant new series, Firefly."
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Does that really need to be
in the agreement?
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Might as well settle it now,
it's gonna be on for years.
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Initial here.
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All right, that's television and movies.
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"Section nine: Miscellany.
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The apartment's flag is a gold lion
rampant on a field of azure."
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We have a flag?
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Never fly it upside down.
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Unless the apartment's in distress.
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Fine, next.
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"If either of us ever invents time travel...
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...we agree our first stop will be this
meeting today in precisely five seconds."
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Okay.
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Well, that's disappointing.
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Why on earth did you agree to all that?
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It was the best apartment I'd seen,
the rent was very reasonable...
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...and after you pass the first three barriers,
you kind of wanna take it all the way.
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Well, I'm sorry, Leonard.
It's very hard to feel sympathy for you.
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Okay. Let me tell you about the first time
I brought a girl over.
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Leonard?
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Shh. Just pretend we're not here.
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Leonard?
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I'm sure he'll go away.
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I'm just gonna keep knocking
till you answer.
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Leonard?
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Leonard? Leonard?
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What do you want?
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I didn't say come in.
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You asked what I want.
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I wanted to come in.
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I'm here because you violated
our roommate agreement.
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Specifically, section eight...
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...visitor's subsection C, females,
paragraph four, coitus.
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"Roommates shall give each other
12 hours notice of impending coitus."
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I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.
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That's it, I'm out of here.
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Joyce, come on.
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Twelve hours?
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Oh, my God.
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- Do I get some sympathy now?
- Little bit.
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Let me get this straight.
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You move in with this guy, makes
you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.
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Then he walks into your bedroom
while you're doing Joyce Kim...
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...and you still stay?
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Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him
about Joyce Kim.
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Why not?
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Well, I was doing some
government research at the time.
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You know, military rocket fuels.
Kind of secret.
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- What does that have to do with Joyce?
- As it turns out...
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...she was a North Korean spy.
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Luckily, Sheldon drove her out
before I revealed anything important.
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Which I'm not saying I would have.
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So you stayed with Sheldon
all this time...
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...because he kept you from going
to federal prison?
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That's part of it. The other part is
what happened with the elevator.
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I've been wondering. You said
it was working when you moved in.
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It was. But one night
Sheldon came home from work...
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What is going on here?
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Hey, this is Howard and Raj.
They work at the university too.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'll get to you later.
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What are you sitting on?
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I can't speak for these guys,
but I'm sitting on my tushy. Heh, heh.
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- It's a joke.
- Not a good idea.
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- "Tushy" is "buttocks," right?
- Right.
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Heh. Hilarious. Heh, heh.
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Explain the couch.
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There were people on the first floor
who were moving out and sold it for $100.
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- Howard and Raj helped me bring it up.
- What's wrong with the furniture we have?
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They are lawn chairs.
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There was no place for company.
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Did it occur to you that was by design?
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According to the roommate agreement,
I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...
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...of the cubic footage
of common areas.
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But you didn't notify me by e-mail,
so this is still a breach.
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I did notify you.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Drat.
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Hoisted by my own spam filter.
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- What am I doing in your spam?
- I put you there after you forwarded me...
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...a picture of a cat playing
the piano entitled "T his is funny."
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Oh, yeah. I saw that. That was hilarious.
Heh-heh-heh.
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- What's this have to do with the elevator?
- I'm getting to it.
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I assure you, you'll be sorry
you wasted your money on an iPod...
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00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,007
...when Microsoft comes out with theirs.
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00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,447
Okay, do you have an opinion
about everything?
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Yes.
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You just assume you're always right?
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00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,123
It's not an assumption.
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- Change seats with me.
- Why?
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I don't like this spot.
I have to keep turning my head.
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Fine.
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00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,202
It's time for Babylon 5.
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We don't watch Babylon 5
in this apartment.
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- Why not?
- Because no one likes Babylon 5.
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- I like it.
- Me too.
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- So do I.
- There you go, three against one.
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They don't get a vote. It's one against one.
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And according to the roommate agreement,
all ties will be settled by me.
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- But I said no to that.
- And I said yes.
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And I settle all ties.
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- Change seats with me.
- Why?
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There's a draft on my neck over here.
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So I get the draft?
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You're protected by your turtleneck.
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Fine.
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And it's a dickey.
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Hmm...
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I'm still not comfortable.
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00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,031
Of course,
there's too many people here.
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We can fix that. Let's leave.
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00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,334
Yeah, we can go over to my place.
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00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,565
Wait, let me get my jacket.
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- You're not going with us.
- Why not?
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You're the guy
we're trying to get away from.
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Oh.
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In that case, I don't need my jacket.
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And for the record,
the correct syntax is:
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"I'm the guy from whom
you're trying to get away."
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Oh, yes.
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This is definitely gonna be my spot.
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00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,612
Okay. How do you know he said that?
You left the room.
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00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,307
Hey, do you want me to finish
working on your man-feet or not?
248
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Fine. Go ahead.
249
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,445
Howard, are you having a playdate?!
250
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,787
I don't have playdates! I have colleagues!
251
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Do their parents know they're here?!
252
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,295
No, but if you keep screaming,
maybe they'll hear you!
253
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,297
That your dad?
254
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,641
She grows any more hair on her face, yes.
255
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,110
Oh, man. Is that a two-stage rocket?
256
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,014
Three. I designed the engine myself.
257
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,155
Cool. Can it break Mach 1?
258
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,257
Oh, probably, if I could get
my hands on that new fuel...
259
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...the government's been working on.
260
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,125
Oh, this just might be your lucky day.
261
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:08,825
Howard, what happened to
the Oreos I left on the counter?!
262
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,771
I haven't seen your Oreos!
263
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Just take your bath without them!
264
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,346
So why was it his lucky day?
265
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,142
It turns out I had a little rocket fuel
in the apartment.
266
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,842
What were you doing with
rocket fuel in your apartment?
267
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,487
Joyce Kim was curious
about what I did for a living...
268
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,351
...and I was gonna
kind of show it to her.
269
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:37,521
The point is, the guys and I
went back to the apartment.
270
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,394
- Are we ever gonna get to the elevator?
- We're close. We're at the apartment.
271
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The trick is to mix it into Tovex in
order to create a combustible gel...
272
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,398
...that will generate over
8000 kilonewtons of thrust.
273
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,734
- Cool.
- Nice.
274
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Won't work.
275
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Excuse me, but I've been
working on this a long time.
276
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Trust me, it'll work.
277
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,179
You don't see your mistake, do you?
278
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,750
There's no mistake.
279
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,547
This is for a full scale rocket,
not a model.
280
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,385
- Well, I've adjusted the formula.
- Not correctly.
281
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,390
Okay, I've had it with you.
282
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,361
You might be an expert on theoretical
physics and science fiction programs...
283
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,024
...and where to sit on a freaking couch,
but this is applied physics.
284
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,171
And when it comes to applied physics...
Uh-oh.
285
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,670
- What's happening?
- A bad thing. A very bad thing.
286
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,866
Get the door.
287
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,274
Get the door. Get the door. Get the door.
288
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,026
- You're waiting for the elevator?
- Oh, right.
289
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,756
- Wait. It's here.
- Ah!
290
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,290
Give me that.
291
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,463
What'd you do that for?
I had plenty of time.
292
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,635
You're welcome.
293
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,478
Not only did Sheldon save my life,
he didn't rat me out to the landlord.
294
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,646
Or the police. Or Homeland Security.
295
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,483
So you're the reason...
296
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,594
...I have to walk up and down
three flights of stairs every day?
297
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,595
So I did something stupid.
I'm sure you did stupid things.
298
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,460
What were you doing seven years ago?
299
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,001
Excuse me, I was in high school.
Studying, keeping my nose clean...
300
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,105
...doing volunteer work
for the community.
301
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:34,007
Not pregnant. Yes!
302
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,576
Ha, ha!
303
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:45,988
Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite
Linux-based operating system.
304
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,286
- Hey.
- Hello.
305
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,325
Why do I smell methacrylate?
306
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,365
Oh, clear nail polish. I had a mani-pedi.
307
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,334
Men can get those.
308
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,369
Anyway, I may owe you an apology.
309
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,443
There's doubt?
310
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,506
I did agree to the thermostat setting
and I shouldn't have tried to change it.
311
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,639
That's not an apology.
312
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,512
That's simply an acknowledgment
that I was right.
313
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,280
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- There you go.
314
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,013
So we're good?
315
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,388
- Good what?
- Never mind.
316
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,293
- Okay if I watch some TV?
- Go ahead.
317
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,691
Up next: Babylon 5.
318
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,303
- You're not even watching.
- I can hear it.
319
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,372
Oh, so the dialogue offends you?
320
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,566
I would hardly call that dialogue.
321
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,335
You are insane, you know that?
322
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,380
Don't make me turn that flag
upside down because you know I'll do it.