1 00:00:04,596 --> 00:00:05,927 What you doing there? 2 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,793 Working on a new plan to catch the roadrunner? Heh, heh. 3 00:00:09,434 --> 00:00:13,302 The humorous implication being that I am Wile E. Coyote? 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,967 Yes. 5 00:00:16,174 --> 00:00:18,642 And this is a schematic for a bird-trapping device... 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,507 that will ultimately backfire and cause me physical injury? 7 00:00:23,848 --> 00:00:25,577 Yes. 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,919 Okay, what I'm doing here is trying to determine when I'm going to die. 9 00:00:34,092 --> 00:00:37,323 Mm-hm. A lot of people are working on that research. 10 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:39,792 So, what is all this? 11 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:44,800 My family history factoring in longevity, propensity for disease, et cetera. 12 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,403 Interesting. 13 00:00:46,604 --> 00:00:48,731 Cause of death for Uncle Carl was KBB? 14 00:00:48,907 --> 00:00:52,240 - What's KBB? - Killed by badger. 15 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,502 How's that? 16 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,011 It was Thanksgiving. 17 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,982 Uncle Carl said, "I think there's a badger living in our chimney." 18 00:01:01,152 --> 00:01:03,211 Hand me that flashlight." 19 00:01:04,923 --> 00:01:07,619 Those were the last words he ever spoke to us. 20 00:01:08,326 --> 00:01:12,023 I don't think you need to worry about death by badgers being hereditary. 21 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,322 Not true. 22 00:01:13,498 --> 00:01:16,092 The fight or flight instinct is coded genetically. 23 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:20,033 Instead of fleeing, he chose to fight barehanded... 24 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,867 against a brawny member of the weasel family. 25 00:01:23,074 --> 00:01:25,542 Who's to say that I don't share that flawed DNA? 26 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:28,508 Hmm, we can always get a badger and find out. 27 00:01:32,751 --> 00:01:36,778 But seriously, even if I disregard the Uncle Carl factor... 28 00:01:36,955 --> 00:01:39,389 at best, I have 60 years left. 29 00:01:39,591 --> 00:01:41,024 That long, huh? 30 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:43,592 Sixty only takes me to here. 31 00:01:43,762 --> 00:01:45,855 I need to get to here. 32 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,292 What's there? 33 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:50,229 The earliest estimate of the singularity. 34 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,701 When man will be able to transfer his consciousness into machines... 35 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:55,464 and achieve immortality. 36 00:01:56,274 --> 00:01:58,606 So you're upset about missing out... 37 00:01:58,777 --> 00:02:01,575 on becoming some sort of freakish self-aware robot? 38 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,442 By this much. 39 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:07,918 Tough break. You want eggs? 40 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,886 You don't get it, Leonard. I'm going to miss so much. 41 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:17,222 Unified field theory, cold fusion, the dogapus. 42 00:02:18,396 --> 00:02:19,420 What's a dogapus? 43 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:22,498 The hybrid dog and octopus. 44 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,395 Man's underwater best friend. 45 00:02:27,072 --> 00:02:29,506 - Is somebody working on that? - I was going to. 46 00:02:29,707 --> 00:02:33,143 I planned on giving it to myself on my 300th birthday. 47 00:02:33,845 --> 00:02:35,142 Wait, you hate dogs. 48 00:02:35,346 --> 00:02:38,509 A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls. 49 00:02:38,716 --> 00:02:39,978 No one can hate that. 50 00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:08,769 What do we owe you? 51 00:03:08,947 --> 00:03:11,507 It came to 28.17. Let's say six bucks a piece. 52 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:13,277 Here you go. 53 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,385 Thank you. 54 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,053 - What? - Uh... 55 00:03:21,226 --> 00:03:23,694 - Never mind. I got it. - Oh, you wanted me to pay. 56 00:03:23,862 --> 00:03:25,295 - It's no big deal. - Right. 57 00:03:25,463 --> 00:03:28,125 We're not going out anymore, I should pay for myself. 58 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,035 What? 59 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:37,436 He said if he had woman parts, he'd eat for free the rest of his life. 60 00:03:39,043 --> 00:03:41,170 Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk to yourself. 61 00:03:44,315 --> 00:03:45,907 I'm a little low on cash. 62 00:03:46,117 --> 00:03:47,982 - How much you got? - Nothing. 63 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,626 - How can you walk around with no money? - I'm cute, I get by. 64 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:54,220 It's okay, you can owe me. Sheldon, six bucks. 65 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:57,917 Oh, no, thank you. I'm not eating pizza tonight. 66 00:03:58,129 --> 00:04:00,120 But it's Thursday. Thursday's pizza night. 67 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:01,322 Not for me. 68 00:04:01,499 --> 00:04:04,900 Thursday is now cruciferous vegetable night. 69 00:04:05,069 --> 00:04:08,163 Tonight's selection, Brussels sprouts. 70 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:12,139 Really? You're changing the Sheldonian calendar? 71 00:04:13,011 --> 00:04:14,501 It's a small price to pay. 72 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,179 - For what? - No, don't ask. 73 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:17,712 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 74 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:21,180 To live long enough to fuse my consciousness with cybernetics... 75 00:04:21,352 --> 00:04:22,683 I need to change my diet. 76 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,856 - Wait, cybernetics is robot stuff, right? - Correct. 77 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,355 You wanna turn yourself into some sort of robot? 78 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,551 Essentially, yes. 79 00:04:30,762 --> 00:04:33,322 Didn't you already do that? 80 00:04:33,498 --> 00:04:36,058 Heh, heh, heh. 81 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:38,332 Flattering, but sadly, no. 82 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:41,602 I'm also planning to begin an exercise regimen... 83 00:04:41,773 --> 00:04:45,732 designed to strengthen my cardiovascular system, a.k.a., jogging. 84 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,003 Wait, honey, have you ever run before? 85 00:04:48,213 --> 00:04:53,344 Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens... 86 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:56,782 and one particularly persistent PE teacher... 87 00:04:56,988 --> 00:05:00,219 determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test. 88 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:05,960 You're right. Penny jogs. 89 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:09,258 - Maybe you guys can run together. - That's an excellent idea. 90 00:05:11,302 --> 00:05:12,701 Yeah, if we chat... 91 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:15,395 it will create the illusion of time going faster. 92 00:05:16,007 --> 00:05:17,235 No, it won't. 93 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:20,701 Um, hey, how does he know I jog? 94 00:05:20,912 --> 00:05:24,609 Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars. 95 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,743 Oh, my God, that is so creepy. 96 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,885 I know. 97 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,015 And he says he's not gonna stop. 98 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:40,423 Yeah, well, then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women. 99 00:05:52,543 --> 00:05:54,443 What the hell? 100 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,407 What's the matter? 101 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:03,111 I have pain radiating from my navel to my lower right abdomen. 102 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,186 I'm nauseated and feverish. 103 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:08,123 I believe I may have cholera. 104 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,351 There's no cholera in Pasadena. 105 00:06:10,561 --> 00:06:13,496 Just like last summer when there was no malaria in Pasadena. 106 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:17,190 Well, if it's not cholera, then based on a quick Internet search... 107 00:06:17,368 --> 00:06:20,633 the other explanations in decreasing order of likelihood... 108 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:24,467 are Hirschsprung's disease, botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm... 109 00:06:24,642 --> 00:06:28,442 or accidental ingestion of chrysanthemum blossoms. 110 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,275 When would you have accidentally eaten chrysanthemum blossoms? 111 00:06:32,483 --> 00:06:35,475 It's part of an unlikely scenario that involves sleepwalking... 112 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:39,020 in a 24-hour flower mart with a less than vigilant proprietor. 113 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,215 Oh, Lord, my belly. 114 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,024 Ever had your appendix out? 115 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:46,789 I haven't. I've been meaning to, but who has the time? 116 00:06:47,665 --> 00:06:49,394 Let's get you to the hospital. 117 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,534 So this is how it ends. 118 00:06:53,237 --> 00:06:54,898 With cruel irony. 119 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:57,666 Just as I make the commitment to preserving my body... 120 00:06:57,842 --> 00:07:01,471 I am betrayed by my appendix, a vestigial organ. 121 00:07:01,979 --> 00:07:04,971 Do you know the original purpose of the appendix, Leonard? 122 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:06,741 - No. - I do. 123 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:09,751 And yet I'm doomed while you live on. 124 00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:13,752 Funny how things work out, isn't it? 125 00:07:13,925 --> 00:07:17,520 Oh, Lord, I think it's about to burst. 126 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:25,434 On the other hand, it might have been the Brussels sprouts. 127 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,036 - Good night. - Good night. 128 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,640 Appendicitis. What a nervous Nelly. 129 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:40,851 Penny. Penny. Penny. 130 00:07:41,018 --> 00:07:43,748 Coming, coming. 131 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,718 Hey, nice knees. 132 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,950 - Thank you. They're my mother's. - Oh. 133 00:07:49,694 --> 00:07:52,663 And the Flash shirt is what? Because you're gonna run fast? 134 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:55,128 No. The Flash shirt is because it's Friday. 135 00:07:55,299 --> 00:07:58,029 But it's nice when things work out. 136 00:07:58,202 --> 00:07:59,931 - Heart rate monitor? - Don't have one. 137 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,799 - Your pedometer? - Don't have one. 138 00:08:02,039 --> 00:08:04,872 - Telematics connected to an iPod? - Uh, nope. 139 00:08:05,076 --> 00:08:06,100 What do you do? 140 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,576 You just go out there and gambol about like a bunny? 141 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:13,683 No, I just run till I'm hungry and then I stop for a bear claw. 142 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:21,585 - Why are you doing that? - It's good to stretch before you run. 143 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:22,817 All right. 144 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,028 Let's start with a toe touch. 145 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:33,829 Okay, you do it. 146 00:08:34,238 --> 00:08:36,263 I am doing it. 147 00:08:37,341 --> 00:08:38,831 Oh, wow. Good job. 148 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:42,207 Okay, um, can you do this? 149 00:08:43,614 --> 00:08:45,479 We'll never know. 150 00:08:45,716 --> 00:08:47,775 Okay, let's just, uh, warm up on the run. 151 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,009 - Okay. - Okay, let's go. 152 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,518 Yeah, I've been reading up on biomechanics. 153 00:08:51,722 --> 00:08:53,280 I think you'll be surprised at my... 154 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,788 - Oh, my God, are you okay? - I think so. 155 00:08:58,963 --> 00:09:01,090 - Oh, let me help you up. - Thank you. 156 00:09:03,634 --> 00:09:06,364 Oh, Sheldon. 157 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,332 If it makes you feel any better... 158 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,373 Thursday is no longer cruciferous vegetable night. 159 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,111 Here's my chicken curry. 160 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,440 - Howard, your shrimp biryani. - Thank you, sir. 161 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:19,640 - Palak paneer, that's Penny. - Thanks. 162 00:09:19,817 --> 00:09:21,478 And for Rajesh Koothrappali... 163 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,654 from whose homeland these originate... 164 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,823 one large order of Chicken McNuggets. 165 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:31,455 - Hey, what's my share? - Uh, twelve bucks. 166 00:09:31,662 --> 00:09:33,892 - Can I get you after Friday? - Sure. 167 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:35,655 What am I up to now? 168 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,335 Well, okay, uh, with the Indian food, the pizza... 169 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:42,564 the Thai food, the tank of gas, the frozen yogurt and your rent... 170 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,173 uh... 171 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:46,674 a little over $1400. 172 00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:53,341 - What now? - He's just expressing his admiration. 173 00:09:53,518 --> 00:09:55,543 You don't even have to put out to get free stuff. 174 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,617 It's not free. I'm gonna pay him back. 175 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,359 Shut up! 176 00:10:07,665 --> 00:10:09,326 Sheldon, are you gonna join us? 177 00:10:09,534 --> 00:10:11,229 Coming. 178 00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:27,541 Greetings, friends. 179 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,550 Greetings, whatever the hell you are. 180 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,952 I am a mobile virtual presence device. 181 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,783 Recent events have demonstrated to me... 182 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:41,523 that my body is too fragile to endure the vicissitudes of the world. 183 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:45,632 Until such time as I am able to transfer my consciousness... 184 00:10:45,836 --> 00:10:49,567 I shall remain in a secure location and interact with the world... 185 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,401 in this manner. 186 00:10:52,843 --> 00:10:56,142 Really? That's your question? When did he put a ramp in? 187 00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:04,418 You're in my spot. 188 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,562 This may seem a little odd at first... 189 00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,898 but over time, you'll grow accustomed... 190 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:26,441 to dealing with me in this configuration. 191 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,306 Yeah, to be honest, I don't see much difference. 192 00:11:29,513 --> 00:11:32,573 Thank you. That's what I was going for. 193 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,454 Now, Leonard, tomorrow when we go to work... 194 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,182 you'll need to allow some extra time to get me down the stairs. 195 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:45,828 For your convenience, I disassemble into four pieces. 196 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:48,157 This is ridiculous. I'm coming to talk to you. 197 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,266 You don't know where I am. 198 00:11:51,435 --> 00:11:54,165 My physical body is safely ensconced... 199 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,102 in a secure, undisclosed location. 200 00:11:57,608 --> 00:11:58,700 You're in your bedroom. 201 00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:00,410 No, I'm not. 202 00:12:00,611 --> 00:12:03,478 I can hear your voice coming from your bedroom. 203 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,809 No, you can't. 204 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:11,620 Wait. Come back. 205 00:12:11,789 --> 00:12:12,813 Halt. 206 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,857 Authorized personnel only. 207 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:21,726 So either one of you weirdoes wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks. 208 00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:28,396 Sheldon, this is ridiculous. 209 00:12:28,572 --> 00:12:30,062 I'm behind you. 210 00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:33,142 Please look at me when you're talking to me. 211 00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:35,009 I am looking at you. 212 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:38,979 No, you're not. Pay no attention to that man in the bed. 213 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,380 You cannot exist as a virtual presence. 214 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,213 Not here and certainly not at work. 215 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,218 Oh, good God. 216 00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:49,586 At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die? 217 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:51,852 At the hands of your roommate? 218 00:12:52,329 --> 00:12:53,489 An accident. 219 00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:55,893 Well, that's how I'm gonna make it look. 220 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,399 Until I can transfer my intellect to a more durable container... 221 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,562 my body will remain safely ensconced in my bed. 222 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,707 Fine, but don't expect my help. 223 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,241 You have to help. It's in the roommate agreement. 224 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:08,570 No, it's not. 225 00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:13,446 Section 74-C. 226 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:16,450 The various obligations and duties of the parties... 227 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,054 in the event one of them becomes a robot. 228 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,589 I'll be damned. 229 00:13:33,637 --> 00:13:36,970 - This is delightful. - Uh-huh. 230 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,367 It's much easier to enjoy the picturesque route we travel to work... 231 00:13:41,545 --> 00:13:44,571 when you remove the specter of fiery vehicular death. 232 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:48,507 Refresh my memory. Why didn't I just put you in the trunk? 233 00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:51,415 Because I called shotgun, remember? 234 00:13:51,922 --> 00:13:53,913 Right. 235 00:13:58,162 --> 00:14:00,630 You seem tense. 236 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,194 Perhaps this will relax you. 237 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,167 I don't wanna listen to music, Sheldon. 238 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:17,905 Very well. 239 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,851 I don't understand why you're not enjoying this. 240 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:25,921 Together in this car with my enhanced capabilities... 241 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,684 we're like Knight Rider. 242 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,493 Except in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter. 243 00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:38,162 You mock the sphincter, but the sphincter is a class of muscle... 244 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,998 without which human beings couldn't survive. 245 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:47,939 There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body. 246 00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:50,080 How many can you name? 247 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,515 I was wrong. This is exactly like Knight Rider. 248 00:14:54,952 --> 00:14:57,443 Perhaps you'd be interested in a different game. 249 00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:58,645 No. 250 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:01,883 This is a photograph of the 1911 Solvay Conference... 251 00:15:02,092 --> 00:15:04,526 on the theory of radiation and quanta. 252 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:08,290 Using Photoshop, I've introduced a few anachronisms. 253 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,592 See if you can spot all 24. 254 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,132 I'll give you the first one. 255 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:16,801 Madame Curie should not be wearing a digital watch. 256 00:15:16,974 --> 00:15:18,532 And go. 257 00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:22,173 That's it. Bye-bye. 258 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,247 Bazinga! 259 00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:31,179 I have an override switch. 260 00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:32,747 I almost died. 261 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:37,518 Yeah, and I'm safe and sound in bed. Who's crazy now? 262 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,322 I'm still gonna go with you. 263 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,603 Hello, Professor Hoskins. 264 00:15:48,772 --> 00:15:51,206 Nice to see you, Mindy. 265 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,071 Konnichiwa, Dr. Nakamora. 266 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,737 Sorry, the Swedes disproved your theory. 267 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,382 Leonard, my door. 268 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,648 What about it? 269 00:16:07,858 --> 00:16:10,383 Be a lamb and open it for me. 270 00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:12,226 Why? What's the problem? 271 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:21,231 You think you have me stymied, don't you? 272 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,532 No, I think a doorknob has you stymied. 273 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,145 Oh, look, it's Leonard and R2-D-Bag. 274 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:34,807 That's my joke, I told it last night. You can't just use it. 275 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,414 Raj, be a lamb and open the door for me. 276 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,214 Oh, sure. 277 00:16:43,494 --> 00:16:46,429 He's a lamb, you're not. 278 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,058 I'm a lamb. 279 00:16:54,238 --> 00:16:55,762 Isn't this nice? 280 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,602 The pleasures of fellowship and camaraderie... 281 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,768 without having to tolerate your germy breath on my skin. 282 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,780 I say we just take him to Tatooine and sell him to some Jawas, heh. 283 00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:10,018 That's two, dude. Write your own jokes. 284 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,290 Oh, great. 285 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:18,617 - Hi, I'm Penny. I'll be your waitress. - Why are you introducing yourself? 286 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:23,232 I'd rather people not know I have any prior connection to you whatsoever. 287 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,459 Can you tell me the specials this evening? 288 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,830 - Sheldon, I'm not waiting on you. - Obviously. 289 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,166 I don't even have water yet. 290 00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:31,807 Because you're not here. 291 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:35,035 That's discrimination against the otherwise located. 292 00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:39,175 I'm going to have to go over your head. 293 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,015 Manager? 294 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,051 Manager? 295 00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:47,519 Oh, Lord, look who it is. 296 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:51,761 - Is that Steve Wozniak? - I think it is. 297 00:17:51,962 --> 00:17:54,328 The great and powerful Woz. 298 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,695 Penny, Steve Wozniak was one of the co-founders of Apple computer. 299 00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,995 He and Steve Jobs... 300 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,900 Yeah, I know who he is. I watch Dancing With the Stars. 301 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,171 I must speak to him. 302 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,400 Of course you must. 303 00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:13,579 There's an Olive Garden down the street. You guys should try it sometime. 304 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,217 Excuse me, Mr. Wozniak? 305 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,879 Oh, hey. Nice virtual presence device. 306 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:23,526 Thank you. I just wanna say I'm a big fan. 307 00:18:23,694 --> 00:18:27,357 You're my 15th favorite technological visionary. 308 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,031 Only 15th? 309 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:32,430 It's still six spots above Steve Jobs. 310 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,900 I care neither for turtlenecks nor showmanship. 311 00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:40,201 Yeah, I never got that turtleneck thing. 312 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:45,041 One of my proudest possessions is a vintage 1977 Apple II. 313 00:18:45,215 --> 00:18:48,582 Despite the file system limitations of Apple DOS 3.3... 314 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,084 it was a pretty nifty little achievement. 315 00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:53,084 Thanks, we were shooting for nifty. 316 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,557 You know, if you had it here, I'd autograph it for you. 317 00:18:58,128 --> 00:18:59,959 Don't move for 15 to 30 minutes... 318 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,826 depending on how the busses are running. 319 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,865 Nerds. 320 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,606 I'm coming, Woz. I'm coming. 321 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,834 Ah! 322 00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:20,108 Aw. 323 00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:33,894 Penny. 324 00:19:34,064 --> 00:19:35,691 Penny. 325 00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,231 Penny. 326 00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:41,403 What up, Shel-Bot? 327 00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:44,597 I can't get out of bed. I hurt my ankle. 328 00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:46,366 Well, what do you want me to do? 329 00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:48,670 Sing me "Soft Kitty." 330 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:53,005 Really? You want me to sing "Soft Kitty" to a computer monitor? 331 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,848 Would you rather come sing it to me in person? 332 00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:59,181 Soft kitty, warm kitty. 333 00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:01,916 Little ball of fur. 334 00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:03,593 Closer to the microphone. 335 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,890 Happy kitty, sleepy... 336 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:08,895 No. 337 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,364 You have to start over. 338 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:15,603 Softy kitty, warm kitty. 339 00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:18,771 Little ball of fur. 340 00:20:18,942 --> 00:20:22,378 Happy kitty, sleepy kitty. 341 00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:25,140 Purr, purr, purr