1 00:00:03,613 --> 00:00:06,104 I'm telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light... 2 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:08,546 those dark-matter discoveries must be wrong. 3 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:12,347 Yes, well, if we lived in a world where slow-moving xenon produced light... 4 00:00:12,522 --> 00:00:14,888 then you'd be correct. Also, pigs would fly... 5 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,117 my derriere would produce cotton candy... 6 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:20,626 and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic. 7 00:00:20,797 --> 00:00:22,196 Oh, you're so arrogant. 8 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:25,266 If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant. 9 00:00:25,435 --> 00:00:28,529 And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance. 10 00:00:29,539 --> 00:00:32,474 You're wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance... 11 00:00:32,642 --> 00:00:35,736 my name would be Dr. Arroganto. 12 00:00:37,514 --> 00:00:40,278 I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together, heh. 13 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:43,908 Yeah. It's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice. 14 00:00:45,522 --> 00:00:48,787 Has it occurred to you you're missing the big picture? If you look... 15 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:50,289 - Penny? Penny? - What's up? 16 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:53,224 Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking. 17 00:00:55,832 --> 00:00:58,027 No, no, no. He won. Suck it up. 18 00:00:58,835 --> 00:01:00,302 I'd ask if you want dessert... 19 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:02,734 but Sheldon doesn't eat dessert on Tuesdays. 20 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:05,067 If Raj wanted something, he couldn't tell me. 21 00:01:05,241 --> 00:01:08,438 Howard won't order anything, but he'll come up with some comment... 22 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,772 involving the words "pie" or "cheesecake." 23 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,780 Leonard's lactose intolerant. He can't eat anything here... 24 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:17,147 without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal. 25 00:01:18,188 --> 00:01:21,817 - Hang on. I could have the fruit platter. - You want the fruit platter? 26 00:01:21,991 --> 00:01:23,288 - Does it have melon? - Yeah. 27 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:24,586 No, I can't eat melon. 28 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:30,460 Oh, Howard, heads up. Your ex-girlfriend just came in for her shift. 29 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,027 - When was the last time you saw her? - Not since we broke up. Wow. 30 00:01:35,205 --> 00:01:36,866 How am I gonna play this? 31 00:01:37,073 --> 00:01:40,440 Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? 32 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,134 Cold and distant? 33 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:46,873 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 34 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:48,607 Hello. 35 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:52,984 I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened. 36 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:55,721 It's one of his best moves. 37 00:02:42,739 --> 00:02:45,299 So, my dear, we meet again. 38 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:50,573 - Hello, Howard. I've missed you. - Heh. 39 00:02:50,747 --> 00:02:54,478 I've missed you, Katee Sackhoff. 40 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,977 - One question. - Anything. 41 00:02:57,153 --> 00:03:00,316 Why am I wearing my Battlestar Galactica flight suit in bed? 42 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:03,422 Why are you in bed with me? 43 00:03:03,626 --> 00:03:06,891 I mean, if we start to question this, it all falls apart. 44 00:03:07,697 --> 00:03:08,721 Sorry. 45 00:03:10,366 --> 00:03:14,496 Oh, ravish me, Howard. My loins ache for you. 46 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:17,835 Okay, if you insist. 47 00:03:18,374 --> 00:03:21,605 Howard, have you seen my girdle? 48 00:03:21,778 --> 00:03:22,870 No, Ma! 49 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:26,948 I can't find it, and I'm late for my Weight Watchers meeting! 50 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:30,517 Maybe it committed suicide! Leave me alone! 51 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:34,715 Now, where were we? 52 00:03:34,891 --> 00:03:38,156 I believe you were about to rip off my uniform with your teeth. 53 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,190 Bernadette. What are you doing here? 54 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:46,028 Well, if I had to guess, I'd say I'm here because you saw me this evening... 55 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:48,534 and you're still hung up on me. No, I'm not. 56 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:49,797 Clearly you are. 57 00:03:52,609 --> 00:03:57,410 Otherwise, based on past experience, we'd be done by now. 58 00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:01,477 Okay, I'm a little confused here. 59 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:03,982 Oh, my. Can I help? 60 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:10,486 - Not that kind of confused. - What's George Takei doing here? 61 00:04:10,693 --> 00:04:13,059 Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies? 62 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:18,893 - Of course not. - So you say, yet here I am. 63 00:04:21,604 --> 00:04:23,401 George, let me ask you something. 64 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:26,667 How did you deal with being typecast as a science-fiction icon? 65 00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:31,576 It's difficult. You try and stretch as an actor, do Strindberg, O'Neill... 66 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:35,616 but all they want is, "Course laid in, captain." 67 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:40,181 Tell me about it. It's frakking frustrating. 68 00:04:40,356 --> 00:04:42,620 Wait, Katee. Why are you leaving? 69 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:45,818 She's leaving because you really wanna be with me. 70 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:50,864 Howard, I found my girdle! It was in the dryer! 71 00:04:51,034 --> 00:04:52,092 Great, Ma! 72 00:04:52,268 --> 00:04:53,633 I think it shrunk! 73 00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:58,433 I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here! 74 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:03,341 And with that mental picture, I think we're done for the evening. 75 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:11,818 You never told me what happened between you and Bernadette. 76 00:05:11,988 --> 00:05:15,617 - I did a stupid thing, heh. - Yeah, I guessed that. 77 00:05:16,325 --> 00:05:19,886 It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now, heh. 78 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:25,023 That covers anything from farting in bed to killing a homeless guy. 79 00:05:26,769 --> 00:05:29,329 Oh, my God, you ran over a hobo. 80 00:05:29,505 --> 00:05:31,632 No. And stop asking. 81 00:05:31,808 --> 00:05:33,833 Fine. You wanna get back together with her. 82 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:37,468 You're too ashamed to face her because of whatever it is you did. 83 00:05:37,647 --> 00:05:40,480 - In a nutshell. - Okay, well, how about this? 84 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,551 Kidnap Bernadette from the opera wearing a creepy mask... 85 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,915 so she doesn't know it's you. 86 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,923 Now, you see, I don't know if you're kidding or not. 87 00:05:50,493 --> 00:05:54,395 You're being unreasonable. Why can't I have a desk? 88 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:57,897 Our collaboration is a work of the mind. We don't need desks. 89 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,160 - You have a desk. - Correct. 90 00:06:00,336 --> 00:06:02,998 - But I can't have one. - You're two for two. 91 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:06,565 - Why can't he have a desk? - Oh, Lord, will this day never end? 92 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:09,712 As I've explained repeatedly to Dr. Koothrappali... 93 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,370 whose ability to comprehend the American idiom... 94 00:06:12,548 --> 00:06:16,075 fails him when it's convenient, there's no money in my budget... 95 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,947 for additional office furniture. 96 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:20,589 Oh. But there's money for a drawer full of Red Vines... 97 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,418 a marshmallow-shooting rifle... 98 00:06:22,592 --> 00:06:26,050 and a super-executive ant farm with glow-in-the-dark sand? 99 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,325 Yes. 100 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:32,600 - What if he buys his own desk? - What if I buy my own desk? 101 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,236 - That's ridiculous. - Why? 102 00:06:34,403 --> 00:06:35,893 Because... 103 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:41,437 Yes? 104 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,374 It's my office. 105 00:06:44,747 --> 00:06:46,647 - Sheldon. - All right, all right. 106 00:06:46,849 --> 00:06:49,841 - He can buy his own desk. - And I can put it in your office? 107 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:51,815 Well, you really wanna dot the I's... 108 00:06:51,988 --> 00:06:54,980 and cross the T's, don't you? Why would you want... 109 00:06:55,158 --> 00:06:58,753 a glow-in-the-dark ant farm? They do their best work at night. 110 00:07:05,535 --> 00:07:06,559 Ah, it's okay. 111 00:07:09,071 --> 00:07:10,470 Penny. 112 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,335 Penny. 113 00:07:12,508 --> 00:07:14,135 Penny. 114 00:07:20,249 --> 00:07:22,114 Penny. 115 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,352 Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me? 116 00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:30,424 Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it. 117 00:07:32,028 --> 00:07:36,124 I just have a question. Uh, does Bernadette ever talk about me? 118 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:37,766 - Yeah. Absolutely. - She does? 119 00:07:37,934 --> 00:07:41,836 Yeah, sure. Just yesterday, she asked, "Why is Howard hiding under the table?" 120 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,132 - She saw that, huh? - Oh, no, not at first. 121 00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:47,401 Right after I pointed it out. 122 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:51,309 Let me ask you something else. Is she seeing anybody? 123 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,970 Uh, not that I know of. 124 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:55,879 While we're on the subject, why did you guys break up, anyway? 125 00:07:56,052 --> 00:07:58,953 - Oh. I'd rather not say, heh. - Howard, if you want my help... 126 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:01,715 I've gotta know what happened. It's embarrassing. 127 00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:04,358 Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. Spill. 128 00:08:05,561 --> 00:08:08,962 Okay, well, you know "World of Warcraft"? 129 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:10,621 The online game? Sure. 130 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,267 Well, did you know... 131 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:15,563 that the characters in the game can have sex with each other? 132 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,076 Oh, God. I think I see where this is going. 133 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:23,535 Her name was Glissinda the Troll. 134 00:08:26,315 --> 00:08:27,714 Bernadette walked in on me... 135 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:31,980 while we were doing the cyber-nasty under the Bridge of Souls. 136 00:08:33,356 --> 00:08:36,018 Oh, you're right. That is so embarrassing. 137 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,256 - Would you talk to her? - Bernadette or the troll? 138 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:44,863 Bernadette. She was so mad at me, she wouldn't listen to my side of the story. 139 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:46,331 Well, what was your side? 140 00:08:46,502 --> 00:08:49,494 For all we know, Glissinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. 141 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:53,768 She could've been a 50-year-old truck driver in New Jersey. 142 00:08:54,477 --> 00:08:57,537 Really? And that didn't make her feel better? 143 00:08:58,414 --> 00:08:59,438 Will you talk to her? 144 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:02,516 See if there's any chance we could get back together? 145 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:05,586 Uh, gee, Howard, I really don't wanna get in the middle of this. 146 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,518 No. Why would you? 147 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:11,524 I'm just another lonely nerd living with his mother... 148 00:09:11,694 --> 00:09:15,425 trying to find any scrap of happiness he can. 149 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:19,295 Maybe to make up for the fact that his dad left them when he was 11. 150 00:09:20,369 --> 00:09:21,802 Okay, I will think about it. 151 00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:25,633 You know, I've always blamed myself for him leaving. 152 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:29,266 I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted. 153 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,707 I said I'd think about it. 154 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,371 I wasn't athletic. Yeah, I was kind of sickly... 155 00:09:33,549 --> 00:09:36,916 Okay, fine. Look, look, I'm calling her now. See? 156 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:38,246 Thank you. 157 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,786 Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did. 158 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,485 Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee. 159 00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:47,959 - One question. - Yeah? 160 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,156 Why on earth are you telling me all this? 161 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:55,333 I don't know. Sometimes your movements are so lifelike... 162 00:09:55,538 --> 00:09:58,132 I forget you're not a real boy. 163 00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:22,355 You said I could buy a desk. 164 00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:28,333 This isn't a desk. This is a Brobdingnagian monstrosity. 165 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:33,207 Is that the American idiom for "giant, big-ass desk"? 166 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,039 It's actually British. 167 00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:39,273 - Can you say it again for me? - Brobdingnagian. 168 00:10:39,648 --> 00:10:42,674 - One more time. - Brobdingnagian. 169 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:46,879 - Now three times fast. - Brobdingnagian. Brobdingna... 170 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,417 How did you even get it in here? 171 00:10:51,594 --> 00:10:54,495 That's for me, Ramone, Julio, Jesus, and Rodrigo to know... 172 00:10:54,663 --> 00:10:56,221 and you to find out. 173 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,768 All right, you've made your point. 174 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:03,029 A fine prank. Very amusing. Ha-ha-ha. 175 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,105 Now get it out. 176 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,373 - No. - Yes. 177 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,443 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 178 00:11:09,612 --> 00:11:13,104 I have three brothers and two sisters, Sheldon. I can do this all day. 179 00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:17,484 All right, if you're not going to remove it, I'll remove it for you. 180 00:11:17,653 --> 00:11:19,416 Knock yourself out. 181 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,632 - Help me move my desk. - No. 182 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,998 - Yes. Yes. - No. No. 183 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,367 It's too Brobdingnagian. 184 00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:42,037 Why do you even want this here? 185 00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:45,271 Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose. 186 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:49,612 Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot-on. 187 00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:54,420 All right, I see what's going on. 188 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:58,219 This is the opening salvo in what will be an escalating series... 189 00:11:58,394 --> 00:12:03,457 of juvenile tit-for-tat exchanges. Well titted. 190 00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:07,432 - Thank you. - Stand by for my upcoming tat. 191 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,571 - Hey, Sheldon? - Yes? 192 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,433 No. 193 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:13,808 See what I did there? I turned it around. 194 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,848 - Sorry. I had to clock out. - Oh, no, that's okay. Ahem. 195 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:28,456 - How have you been? - Okay. You know, busy. School, work. 196 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,989 - You? - Same. 197 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:32,423 I took a scuba-diving course over the summer... 198 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:35,826 but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean. 199 00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:37,689 That's too bad. 200 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,700 You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit? Boys' large. 201 00:12:43,772 --> 00:12:45,672 Yeah, forget it. Not important. 202 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:48,833 Ahem. So are you seeing anyone? 203 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:51,604 - To be honest... - Hey, how are we doing over here? 204 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,010 - Can I get you something to drink? - Uh, not for me. 205 00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:55,946 - I'm okay. - Are you gonna order food? 206 00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:57,710 - Maybe later. - Okay. 207 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,445 - So are you seeing anybody? - No. 208 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:04,320 That's what I told him when he asked me. I hope that's not out of line. 209 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,360 - No, it's fine. - Heh, Penny, can we have a little privacy? 210 00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:10,021 - Oh, heh, I'm sorry. - Heh. 211 00:13:12,801 --> 00:13:14,962 What about you? Have you been seeing anybody? 212 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:19,540 Well, I mean, you know how it is with guys. We have needs, and... Heh. 213 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,769 - So you've been seeing other girls? - Well, uh, not real girls. 214 00:13:25,948 --> 00:13:28,746 Does that mean slutty trolls? 215 00:13:28,951 --> 00:13:31,181 You look thirsty. I brought you some iced tea. 216 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,913 - Thank you. - It's passion fruit. New on the menu. 217 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:35,886 - I know. I work here. - Oh. 218 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,261 Yeah, you're right. Doy. So, Howard, trolls, yay or nay? 219 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:45,894 - Isn't there somewhere else you can be? - Not where I can hear you guys. 220 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,730 Okay, fine. Look, I'll admit, heh... 221 00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:55,172 there are dark, sordid little corners of the Internet... 222 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:59,280 where the name Wolowizard is whispered in hushed tones. 223 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:03,708 But the only reason I go there, the only reason I've ever gone there... 224 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,980 is because I don't have a real woman in my life. 225 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,984 - You happy? - Yeah. That'll hold me for a while. 226 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:14,890 Howard, you did have a real woman. 227 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:19,797 I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll's brains out. 228 00:14:22,771 --> 00:14:26,138 Yeah, but we weren't, heh... I mean, you and I never... 229 00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:28,435 - Had sex? - Yeah. 230 00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:32,206 - Well, whose fault was that? - Complimentary nachos. 231 00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:34,748 You enjoy. 232 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,942 Never had sex? Wow. 233 00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,212 What do you mean, whose fault was that? 234 00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:43,256 We could've been having sex, but you never made the move. 235 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,723 I didn't think you wanted me to make the move. 236 00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:49,295 Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks... 237 00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:52,491 your fancy patter, and your tight hoochie pants... 238 00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:56,570 if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move. 239 00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:59,273 - Really? - Really. 240 00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:02,273 Son of a bitch. 241 00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,076 This is a little awkward... 242 00:15:04,246 --> 00:15:07,147 but my manager says I can't actually give nachos away... 243 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:10,649 so just take that when you're ready. 244 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:14,783 I mean, we had a really great talk. 245 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,948 We're gonna start seeing each other again. 246 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,684 Oh, congratulations. 247 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,193 Have you broken it to the troll yet? 248 00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:25,459 - Did Penny tell you about that? - No, Steve Patterson told me. 249 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:29,536 The greasy old fat guy in Facilities Management? 250 00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:31,764 - Yeah. - How'd he know about it? 251 00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:34,041 He's Glissinda the Troll. 252 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,946 Sorry, dude. The thermostat's on my side of the room... 253 00:15:39,114 --> 00:15:42,606 so it stays Mumbai hot in here until you turn off that stupid Indian music! 254 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:46,721 I'll turn off the music when you get rid of that salmonella-ridden parakeet. 255 00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:49,881 Oh, too bad. Sheldon's pathologically afraid of birds. 256 00:15:50,092 --> 00:15:53,323 Hey, look, Sheldon. Birdie, birdie, birdie. 257 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,895 That's it. Prepare for marshmallow death. 258 00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,622 Eat flaming Nerf! 259 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,435 So, anyway... 260 00:16:09,912 --> 00:16:11,812 That's great news about you and Bernadette. 261 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,642 - I'm gonna take her to miniature golf. - Oh. 262 00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:18,378 I guess, for you guys, that's like regular golf. 263 00:16:19,154 --> 00:16:22,521 Short jokes? Really? You're like a quarter of an inch taller than me. 264 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:25,319 Yeah, and don't you forget it. 265 00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,996 - I had a good time. - Me too. 266 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,066 Kiss her good night. 267 00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:43,406 - All right, now a little tongue. - Hold on there. 268 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,276 We've only just rekindled the romance. 269 00:16:47,449 --> 00:16:52,216 Let's not sully the moment with the exchange of saliva. 270 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:56,750 Don't listen to him. She wants it. Tongue. 271 00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:02,723 See? 272 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,702 - Now make the move. - Mm-mm. Too soon. 273 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,862 Trust me, she's ready. Make the move. 274 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:14,805 No, no, no. A lady wants to be wooed... 275 00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:18,538 courted slowly. 276 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:21,446 How would you know? 277 00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,310 I read. 278 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:28,813 Listen to me, Howard. It's time. Make the move, now. 279 00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:35,352 What are you doing? 280 00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,565 You said... Well, the move, heh, remember? 281 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,167 Well, not now. We're starting a new relationship. 282 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:44,795 - I need to get to know you again. - No, you don't. It's me. 283 00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:49,706 The lusty charmer with the fancy patter and the hoochie pants. 284 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:53,313 Be patient. We'll get there. 285 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:03,020 Told you. 286 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:11,355 Oh, God, what is that smell? 287 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:14,692 Oh, oh, ooh. 288 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:17,362 Yes? 289 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,835 - What are you doing in there? - I'm making hydrogen sulfide... 290 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,272 and ammonia gas. 291 00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:26,846 Just a little experiment in pest control. 292 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:29,747 It's not gonna work, dude. I grew up in India... 293 00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,284 a subcontinent where cows walk in the street... 294 00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:34,922 and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement. 295 00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:38,190 Well, we'll just see how long you can hold out. 296 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,419 We'll just see how your noxious gas fares... 297 00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:45,124 against my cinnamon-apple-scented aromatherapy candles. 298 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,860 Didn't you say you're making hydrogen sulfide gas? 299 00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:49,867 - Yes. - Isn't that flammable? 300 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:51,903 Highly. 301 00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:53,939 Oh, dear. 302 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,345 This is not over.