1 00:00:17,814 --> 00:00:18,974 Okay, help me out here. 2 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:22,846 How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip? 3 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:27,015 Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That's how I learned. 4 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:29,872 I can't believe you've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark. 5 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:33,585 And I can't believe you've never read Eat, Pray, Love. 6 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:38,999 When she comes out with Eat, Pray, Run Away From a Giant Boulder, I'll read it. 7 00:00:40,236 --> 00:00:44,798 I don't care if Eat, Pray, Love, changed your life, I'm not reading it. 8 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,001 You know, I could totally rock a hat like that. 9 00:00:48,244 --> 00:00:51,839 That's the work of noted Hollywood costume designer Deborah Nadoolman. 10 00:00:52,048 --> 00:00:56,178 She designed the red and black jacket in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video... 11 00:00:56,353 --> 00:00:58,548 which I've never viewed in its entirety... 12 00:00:58,755 --> 00:01:01,781 as I find zombies dancing in synchronicity implausible. 13 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,628 And also, it's really scary. 14 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:09,765 Could someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track? 15 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,469 There's no switch. Just listen and learn. 16 00:01:14,704 --> 00:01:16,865 Penny, you should come with us Friday... 17 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,338 to see it on the big screen at the Colonial. 18 00:01:19,509 --> 00:01:22,000 I'm watching it now. Why would I wanna see it again? 19 00:01:22,178 --> 00:01:23,907 Because the print they're showing... 20 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,141 has an additional 21 seconds of previously unseen footage. 21 00:01:28,351 --> 00:01:32,219 Wha... Twenty-one seconds? That'll be like seeing a whole new movie. 22 00:01:32,856 --> 00:01:35,916 Exactly. They say it finally solves the submarine controversy. 23 00:01:36,493 --> 00:01:40,429 Leonard, I'm no expert, but I believe what we just heard from Penny... 24 00:01:40,597 --> 00:01:42,827 was sarcasm. 25 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:46,230 Oh, good. I'm 8-for-26 this month. 26 00:01:48,104 --> 00:01:51,665 Yeah, I think I'll pass. But you guys enjoy your extra 21 seconds. 27 00:01:51,841 --> 00:01:55,675 If I could make you understand why this is a cool thing, we'd still be together. 28 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:58,871 Hmm... Yeah. No, we wouldn't. 29 00:01:59,949 --> 00:02:03,077 Uh-huh. I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that too. 30 00:02:36,119 --> 00:02:39,748 May I point out to you all that the screening is first come, first served? 31 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:43,289 Relax, it's 5:00. The movie doesn't start till midnight. 32 00:02:44,327 --> 00:02:49,094 The movie starts at midnight and it's already 5:00. 33 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,291 If we miss it, we'll have the fun of listening to Sheldon... 34 00:02:52,469 --> 00:02:54,630 whine about it for the rest of our lives. 35 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:57,466 See? Howard's on my side. 36 00:02:57,974 --> 00:03:01,102 Actually, I'm not. I'm using sarcasm to mock you. 37 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:04,508 Drat. Now I'm 8-for-27. 38 00:03:05,181 --> 00:03:07,012 Don't worry, Sheldon. We'll be fine. 39 00:03:07,217 --> 00:03:11,119 What happened to the Leonard who waited in line with me for 14 hours... 40 00:03:11,287 --> 00:03:13,619 to see the premiere Nemesis? 41 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:18,021 Oh, well, he waited in line for 14 hours while you napped in a lawn chair... 42 00:03:18,194 --> 00:03:20,992 he got in a fight when he stepped out of line to pee... 43 00:03:21,164 --> 00:03:23,462 and you wouldn't wake up to vouch for him. 44 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:26,534 And worst of all, Nemesis. 45 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:28,661 But how were our seats? 46 00:03:29,205 --> 00:03:31,332 - Excellent. - I rest my case. 47 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:34,510 Amy, don't you agree we should leave now and get in line? 48 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:38,540 As the newest member of your social group... 49 00:03:38,715 --> 00:03:43,049 I'll gain more acceptance by siding with your friends from time to time. 50 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,015 Shrewd. 51 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:50,416 Leonard, you're right. We should enjoy our meal, arrive late... 52 00:03:50,627 --> 00:03:54,358 and risk winding up with terrible seats, assuming we get in at all. 53 00:03:55,064 --> 00:03:56,656 Thank you, Amy. 54 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,926 See? It's working. 55 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:02,538 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 56 00:04:02,705 --> 00:04:04,570 - Olive. - "I love" you too. 57 00:04:06,943 --> 00:04:09,036 Guys, that's really starting to get old. 58 00:04:09,712 --> 00:04:11,270 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 59 00:04:11,514 --> 00:04:12,875 I have a girlfriend and you don't. 60 00:04:14,317 --> 00:04:16,182 Hysterical. 61 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:21,221 We don't know that yet, he isn't finished. I have a girlfriend and you don't who? 62 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:25,184 So are you sure you don't wanna come with us to Raiders? 63 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:28,228 Oh, no. That movie has melting faces. 64 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,729 It reminds me of the time... 65 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:33,391 I dropped that vial of flesh-eating bacteria into the monkey lab. 66 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:38,436 Besides, Penny and I are having a girls' night tonight. 67 00:04:38,975 --> 00:04:40,602 Girls' night? What does that entail? 68 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:44,541 Oh, you know, girls get together, hang out, share girl talk. 69 00:04:44,981 --> 00:04:46,744 I'm a girl. 70 00:04:48,985 --> 00:04:51,385 Well, maybe you can join us. I'll ask Penny. 71 00:04:51,588 --> 00:04:54,250 No need. Penny and I are very close. 72 00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:56,481 - You are? - Yes. 73 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:59,218 In fact, our menses are synchronized. 74 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:07,597 Penny, Bernadette tells me you're planning a girls' night. 75 00:05:07,804 --> 00:05:09,101 Yeah? 76 00:05:09,272 --> 00:05:11,001 I'm a girl. 77 00:05:12,141 --> 00:05:14,473 Oh, it was just gonna be me and Bernadette. 78 00:05:14,644 --> 00:05:16,976 I thought you were going to movies with the guys? 79 00:05:17,213 --> 00:05:19,841 Yes, but they're not girls. I'm a girl. 80 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:24,075 Yeah. No, no. I got that. 81 00:05:24,988 --> 00:05:28,082 - What's the dress code? - Just wear something comfortable. 82 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:31,920 All right. I'll have to go shopping. 83 00:05:33,596 --> 00:05:34,858 Knock, knock. 84 00:05:35,098 --> 00:05:36,622 - Who's there? - Hugh. 85 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:40,291 - Hugh who? - "You" people need to listen to me. 86 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:47,266 It's time to get in line for the movie. 87 00:05:48,011 --> 00:05:50,639 And that's how you tell a knock-knock joke. 88 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:58,644 Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so... 89 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:03,348 but as I have told you so with such vehemence and frequency already... 90 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:05,551 the phrase has lost all meaning. 91 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:11,359 Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase "I informed you thusly." 92 00:06:11,534 --> 00:06:13,661 Can't wait for that to start. 93 00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:15,997 I informed you thusly. 94 00:06:16,572 --> 00:06:19,541 Eight-for-28. 95 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:23,338 This is where we could've been if we hadn't stopped for dinner. 96 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:27,881 This is where we could've been if Koothrappali hadn't ordered dessert. 97 00:06:28,084 --> 00:06:29,984 I earned it, dude. I ate all my broccoli. 98 00:06:30,186 --> 00:06:35,180 And here's where we are, the runts in a large litter... 99 00:06:35,391 --> 00:06:40,886 unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones. 100 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:43,827 So I guess it's a good thing we stopped for dinner. 101 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:49,531 When facing disappointment, Eat, Pray, Love teaches us... 102 00:06:49,706 --> 00:06:51,936 Oh, shut up. 103 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:56,340 So, anyway, to make a long story short... 104 00:06:56,512 --> 00:06:59,845 turns out I have an unusually firm cervix. 105 00:07:02,018 --> 00:07:04,919 You know, heh, Amy, when we say girl talk... 106 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:09,047 it doesn't just have to be about our lady parts. 107 00:07:09,592 --> 00:07:13,392 Shame. Because I have a real zinger about my tilted uterus. 108 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,059 Penny, your nails look great. 109 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:22,294 Oh, thanks. 110 00:07:22,472 --> 00:07:25,464 I found this place in Alhambra. It's in a woman's basement. 111 00:07:25,641 --> 00:07:30,044 I think it's a front for human trafficking, but they do a really good job. 112 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:34,405 A colleague of mine did her thesis on the fungus... 113 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:37,883 that grows on improperly sterilized manicure implements. 114 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:40,787 Well, don't tell me that's not girl talk. 115 00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:45,758 So where should we go tonight? A bar? A club? A movie? 116 00:07:45,928 --> 00:07:47,589 Or we could just stay here. 117 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:49,264 Yes, and continue to bond. 118 00:07:49,432 --> 00:07:52,993 I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever. 119 00:07:53,169 --> 00:07:55,797 Or BFF, if you prefer. 120 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:57,766 Which I don't. 121 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:02,003 All right, time to open Bachelor Number 2. 122 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:06,010 Gee, I don't know if I should drink more. I have to drive home. 123 00:08:06,182 --> 00:08:09,379 And I've got enough trouble seeing over the dashboard as it is. 124 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,150 That's okay. You can just sleep here. 125 00:08:13,322 --> 00:08:14,949 Oh, good, a slumber party. 126 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:17,490 We'll do makeovers, initiate phony phone calls... 127 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:20,925 and have spirited pillow fights in our frilly nighties. 128 00:08:21,097 --> 00:08:24,430 Gosh, Amy, I don't know if I would call this an actual slumber party. 129 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,501 Oh, I've always wanted to be invited to a slumber party. 130 00:08:27,703 --> 00:08:30,467 - Oh, you never were? - Not even when you were a kid? 131 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:33,166 There was the time I had my tonsils out... 132 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:36,311 and I shared a room with a little Vietnamese girl. 133 00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:40,810 She didn't make it through the night, but up till then it was kind of fun. 134 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:46,946 Okay, well, I guess we're having a slumber party. 135 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,149 Pillow fight. 136 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:56,728 Uh, I hope they let us in soon. 137 00:08:56,899 --> 00:08:59,259 I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. 138 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:03,736 The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time. It's a vicious circle. 139 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,737 Too bad you don't have a stadium pal like me. 140 00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:09,501 What's a stadium pal? 141 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:10,873 Let me put it this way. 142 00:09:11,047 --> 00:09:14,983 Takes care of the bathroom problem and it keeps your calf warm. 143 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:18,846 Hey, guys, bad news, I just did a quick calculation. 144 00:09:19,021 --> 00:09:22,855 Given the size of the theater and this line, we might not get seats. 145 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,158 What did he say? 146 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:29,195 Nice going, Raj. Just got him down for his nap. 147 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,732 We might not get seats? 148 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:34,062 It's fine, it's fine. Go back to sleep. 149 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:37,706 Oh, I informed you thusly. I so informed you thusly. 150 00:09:38,174 --> 00:09:40,574 Howard, you talk to him. 151 00:09:40,743 --> 00:09:42,404 Howard? 152 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:45,274 You're peeing, aren't you? 153 00:09:47,183 --> 00:09:49,617 Hey, look who's here. Hey, buddies. 154 00:09:49,785 --> 00:09:51,912 Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. 155 00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:55,683 The Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe. 156 00:09:56,359 --> 00:09:59,760 Me think that very funny. 157 00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:03,388 Well, you can go think that at the back of the line. 158 00:10:03,599 --> 00:10:06,033 No cuts, not butts, no coconuts. 159 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,232 - Wil Wheaton. - Yeah. 160 00:10:09,438 --> 00:10:13,932 - I'm a big fan. - Of what? Poorly executed beards? 161 00:10:14,143 --> 00:10:17,044 Do you think you could get me and my friends into the movie? 162 00:10:17,213 --> 00:10:20,080 - No problem. Come on, I'll hook you up. - Awesome. 163 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:23,585 Meesa gonna go into the movie now. 164 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,653 Bye-bye. 165 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:31,222 This is Indiana Jones, not Star Trek. 166 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,594 There should be no value to his pseudo-celebrity here. 167 00:10:34,797 --> 00:10:39,097 And even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up! 168 00:10:39,302 --> 00:10:40,769 Calm down, Sheldon. 169 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:42,062 I will not calm down. 170 00:10:42,238 --> 00:10:45,264 This affront to justice and decency cannot go unanswered. 171 00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,965 As Captain Jean-Luc Picard once said: 172 00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:53,776 "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther." 173 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:57,981 Had to wake him up from his nap, didn't you? 174 00:11:03,192 --> 00:11:05,626 You know what I really love about Howard? 175 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:06,989 His chest hair. 176 00:11:09,332 --> 00:11:10,594 Howard has a hairy chest? 177 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,995 No, just the one. 178 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,163 But it's really long. 179 00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:22,706 Sultry Sunrise Red. What do you think? 180 00:11:22,878 --> 00:11:25,540 My nails have never looked so pretty before. 181 00:11:25,715 --> 00:11:27,444 Get it off. 182 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,316 Oh, oh, looks like they're getting ready to let people in. 183 00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:36,014 Listen to what Mr. Wil Wheaton is tweeting: 184 00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:39,626 "Best seats in house for Raiders screening. 185 00:11:39,795 --> 00:11:42,958 Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper." 186 00:11:43,532 --> 00:11:46,626 Why do you read his Twitter feed? It's only gonna upset you. 187 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:51,000 I believe in knowing my enemy, Leonard. Had Twitter existed at the time... 188 00:11:51,173 --> 00:11:54,609 would not General Custer have followed the tweets of Sitting Bull? 189 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:59,679 Would not Lee have followed Grant? Would not Spy have followed Spy? 190 00:12:01,384 --> 00:12:05,252 I have more examples, but excuse me. Hello? 191 00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:10,620 Well, this seems like an odd time to test my cell-phone quality, but go on. 192 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:13,118 Test phrases? All right. 193 00:12:14,497 --> 00:12:16,556 "I'm a toat". 194 00:12:16,732 --> 00:12:18,723 "Al but". 195 00:12:18,901 --> 00:12:20,732 "Twad". 196 00:12:20,903 --> 00:12:24,703 All together? "I'm a total butt wad." 197 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,344 Why are you laughing? 198 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,238 Hello? 199 00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:35,339 And that, girls, is how you make a phony phone call. 200 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:40,886 I'm not sure I grasp the full entertainment value, but all right. 201 00:12:42,091 --> 00:12:45,788 Next on Wikipedia's list of slumber party activities, "truth or dare." 202 00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:47,427 It's your game, you go first. 203 00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:50,359 Hang on, I'm familiarizing myself with the rules. 204 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:53,595 Seems fairly straightforward. 205 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,700 - Bernadette, truth or dare? - Truth. 206 00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:59,898 All right. To what temperature must you heat beef... 207 00:13:00,076 --> 00:13:04,206 in order to kill the prion that causes Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy? 208 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,975 - Um... - Remember, you have to answer honestly. 209 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:12,778 No, Amy, you're supposed to ask her something personal or embarrassing. 210 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,650 Oh, all right. 211 00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:17,554 What is the circumference of your areolas? 212 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:28,067 "Munching on complimentary popcorn. Woot-woot." 213 00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:31,434 Oh, the gall. I hope his next tweet is: 214 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:35,737 "Popcorn lodged in trachea. Choking to death." 215 00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:37,469 Woot-woot. 216 00:13:38,247 --> 00:13:40,112 Guys, I am sorry, we are full up. 217 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:42,147 What...? No! 218 00:13:42,351 --> 00:13:44,911 - We're full up! - We really wanna see this. 219 00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:46,486 Is there anything you can do? 220 00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:49,749 Sorry, fire regulations. Should have gotten here earlier. 221 00:13:49,925 --> 00:13:53,656 This is nothing but a blatant abuse of power by a petty functionary. 222 00:13:53,829 --> 00:13:57,856 Explain to me why Wil Wheaton and his lackeys get in and we don't. 223 00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:01,665 Because I'm the petty functionary with a clipboard, bitch. 224 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,369 I guess that's that. 225 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,510 Let's go home. 226 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:12,236 You know what? I'm going back to "I told you so." I told you so. 227 00:14:13,849 --> 00:14:15,180 We can still see something. 228 00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:17,376 The new Sandra Bullock movie is playing. 229 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:20,249 You know Sandy B always brings it. 230 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:22,686 Look. A side door. 231 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,052 Come on, Short Round. 232 00:14:25,694 --> 00:14:27,389 I guess we'd better go after him. 233 00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:30,464 - Short Round? - Indy's sidekick from Temple of Doom. 234 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,567 Yeah, I know who it is, but why is it me? 235 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,895 You're right. It should be a cuddly Asian boy. 236 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:36,697 Like me. 237 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:43,143 And Absolon hath kist hir nether ye, and Nicholas is scalded in the toute. 238 00:14:43,312 --> 00:14:47,339 This tale is doon, and God save all the route. 239 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:53,318 What the hell was that? 240 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,150 Bernadette dared me to tell a dirty story. 241 00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:59,418 "The Miller's Tale" by Chaucer is the dirtiest story I know. 242 00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:02,589 It would've been hidden in sock drawers... 243 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:05,562 if people in the 14th century had worn socks. 244 00:15:06,335 --> 00:15:08,326 I thought it was pretty spicy. 245 00:15:08,504 --> 00:15:12,497 Especially the part where he kisses her "nether ye." 246 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,802 You might not like it as much if you knew what "nether ye" meant. 247 00:15:16,011 --> 00:15:20,107 Hint, if one cares about hygiene, one ought not be kissing it. 248 00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:24,879 Okay, my turn. Penny, truth or dare? 249 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:26,554 Truth. 250 00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:30,021 Why are you still hanging out with Leonard even though you broke up? 251 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:33,684 Oh, that's an excellent question. For two people no longer pair-bonded... 252 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:37,196 you spend an inordinate amount of time in each other's company. 253 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,327 Yeah. 254 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:42,931 Dare. 255 00:15:44,573 --> 00:15:47,565 I don't believe the rules allow for an ex post facto change. 256 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,601 Yeah. 257 00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,943 Look, just because we're not seeing each other anymore... 258 00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:57,415 doesn't mean we can't be friends. I mean, Leonard's a great guy. 259 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,214 Then why did you terminate your relationship with him? 260 00:16:00,389 --> 00:16:04,223 I don't know. He got really serious and I wasn't ready for it. 261 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:06,293 How will you react if, in the future... 262 00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:09,260 you become ready for it and Leonard is unavailable... 263 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:14,061 because another woman has realized he is, to use your words, "A great guy?" 264 00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:17,603 You can only ask one question. 265 00:16:19,575 --> 00:16:20,872 - That one. - That one. 266 00:16:22,478 --> 00:16:25,276 You know what, I don't wanna play anymore. 267 00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:35,582 Oh, I'm not sure how this is scored, but I believe we may have won. 268 00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:42,127 Sheldon? 269 00:16:43,032 --> 00:16:44,090 Sheldon? 270 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,624 Where did he go? 271 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,504 We're looking for Sheldon, not Marmaduke. 272 00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,200 You whistled? 273 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,037 What is that? 274 00:16:57,212 --> 00:17:00,340 Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 additional seconds. 275 00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:04,550 If I can't see it, no one else can see it. 276 00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:06,448 Wait. Sheldon, this is crazy. 277 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:10,147 No, crazy was leaving the projection booth unattended. 278 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,953 Listen, you are over-tired. You're not thinking right. 279 00:17:13,128 --> 00:17:15,494 Put the movie back before we get into trouble. 280 00:17:15,698 --> 00:17:20,328 Trouble is my middle name, Leonard. Actually, it's Lee, but I prefer "Trouble." 281 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:23,732 Oh, look who they let in. 282 00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:27,568 Don't worry, Wil Wheaton, I was just leaving. 283 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:34,681 - Come on, Short Round! - Yeah. 284 00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,852 Come on, guys. Hurry up, hurry up. 285 00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:44,083 Let's see you run with a bag of urine strapped to your leg. 286 00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:46,989 He's got the movie! Get him! 287 00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:56,098 Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one? 288 00:18:06,749 --> 00:18:08,683 She's been in there a long time. 289 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,818 Clearly, losing truth or dare upset her. 290 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,789 We should try to take her mind off it... 291 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:17,482 with another slumber party activity. Like what? 292 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,151 The Internet suggests that slumber party guests... 293 00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:23,696 often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism. 294 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:30,205 Where exactly on the Internet have you been looking? 295 00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:32,498 - Penny? - Oh, hey, Amy. 296 00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:34,540 Look, I'm sorry I got so upset, I just... 297 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:37,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 298 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:38,439 What are you doing? 299 00:18:38,614 --> 00:18:41,412 Don't worry, I'll avoid the nether ye. 300 00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:46,515 I might have gone with eating raw cookie dough.