1 00:00:03,029 --> 00:00:06,260 You know who's gotta be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? 2 00:00:06,433 --> 00:00:08,594 Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax. 3 00:00:09,803 --> 00:00:11,065 You wanna talk brave? 4 00:00:11,237 --> 00:00:14,297 How about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener? 5 00:00:15,742 --> 00:00:19,143 He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing. 6 00:00:20,513 --> 00:00:22,640 As usual, you're all wrong. 7 00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:25,350 Bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor... 8 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:27,543 who gives Wolverine his prostate exam. 9 00:00:29,089 --> 00:00:32,286 What about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine? 10 00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:35,390 Now you're just being silly. 11 00:00:35,595 --> 00:00:39,827 Wolverine's never displayed interest in helping others prevent prostate cancer. 12 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:45,562 Hello? 13 00:00:45,739 --> 00:00:49,402 Yes, the elevator's out of order. You'll have to use the stairs. 14 00:00:49,576 --> 00:00:50,634 Of course you can. 15 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:53,108 Pizza dates back to the 16th century... 16 00:00:53,279 --> 00:00:56,339 while the first elevator was not installed until 1852. 17 00:00:56,549 --> 00:00:58,915 That means that for over 300 years... 18 00:00:59,085 --> 00:01:01,519 people carried pizzas upstairs. 19 00:01:01,688 --> 00:01:03,747 Be part of that proud tradition. 20 00:01:05,558 --> 00:01:08,755 I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food. 21 00:01:10,964 --> 00:01:13,990 Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate? 22 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:16,067 That's a stupid question. 23 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:19,761 We're having a conversation about probing the heinies of superheroes. 24 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:22,169 There are no stupid questions. 25 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:31,180 - Yes? - Oh. Uh... 26 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:33,148 Is Penny here? 27 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,014 You're Leonard, right? 28 00:01:35,188 --> 00:01:37,019 Yeah. 29 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,384 Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son. 30 00:01:39,893 --> 00:01:42,657 Okay, I think a bit of context here might help. 31 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:44,727 Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad. 32 00:01:44,964 --> 00:01:47,489 Oh, good. Context. 33 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:49,293 Come in, buddy. Take a load off. 34 00:01:49,469 --> 00:01:52,370 Oh, Dad, Leonard can't stay. He just dropped by to say hello. 35 00:01:52,539 --> 00:01:55,303 Thanks for stopping by, sweetie. I'll see you later. 36 00:01:57,844 --> 00:01:59,607 Bye. 37 00:02:03,516 --> 00:02:05,541 That was odd. 38 00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:34,905 Are you sure you have enough comics? 39 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:38,312 You're monitoring the telescope for 12 hours, and by my estimate... 40 00:02:38,485 --> 00:02:41,420 you've only selected seven hours of reading material. 41 00:02:42,422 --> 00:02:44,481 That's even factoring in your difficulty... 42 00:02:44,691 --> 00:02:48,183 in parsing American comic-book idioms like "Bamf" and "Snikt." 43 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:51,691 Is that racist? It feels racist. 44 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:57,065 Don't be oversensitive. He's calling you illiterate, not your race. 45 00:02:58,338 --> 00:02:59,999 Oh, okay. Good. 46 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:03,306 I don't need more comics. Howard's gonna stop by. 47 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:06,274 We'll play Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly. 48 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,845 I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly. 49 00:03:09,015 --> 00:03:12,314 I prefer the classics, regular and Klingon. 50 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,847 Actually, Indian Monopoly's just like regular. 51 00:03:16,022 --> 00:03:20,425 Except the money's in rupees, instead of hotels you build call centers... 52 00:03:20,593 --> 00:03:23,960 and when you pick a Chance card you might die of dysentery. 53 00:03:25,732 --> 00:03:27,666 Oh, just FYI, that was racist. 54 00:03:30,804 --> 00:03:32,431 You'll never guess what happened. 55 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,699 You went out in the hallway, stumbled into a portal... 56 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:38,275 which brought you 5000 years into the future... 57 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:41,777 where you took advantage of the technology to build a time machine. 58 00:03:41,948 --> 00:03:45,440 Now you're back to bring us all to 7010, where we are transported... 59 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:50,282 to work at the Thinkatorium by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins? 60 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:54,922 - No. - Oh... 61 00:03:56,396 --> 00:03:58,125 Penny kissed me. 62 00:03:58,331 --> 00:04:00,128 Well, who would ever guess that? 63 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:04,500 - What kind of a kiss? - A big kiss, on the mouth. 64 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:07,172 Is it possible that she was going for your cheek... 65 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:09,501 and you moved and she accidentally got lip? 66 00:04:09,676 --> 00:04:12,770 That happens with me and my mom all the time. 67 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,474 She introduced me to her father... 68 00:04:15,648 --> 00:04:18,139 kissed me and then shut the door in my face. 69 00:04:18,651 --> 00:04:20,448 She was trying to send you a message. 70 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:21,609 - You think? - Yeah. 71 00:04:21,788 --> 00:04:24,484 "This man is not my father, I'm being held hostage... 72 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:29,154 so I'm gonna do something insane in the hopes that you'll call 911." 73 00:04:29,362 --> 00:04:32,889 Penny kissing me is not insane. She used to kiss me all the time. 74 00:04:33,099 --> 00:04:36,557 Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again... 75 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,931 and expecting different results. 76 00:04:39,873 --> 00:04:42,706 By that standard, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 77 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:47,441 I'm just saying, it felt like it may have meant something. 78 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,808 Oh, this takes me back. Leonard obsessing about Penny. 79 00:04:51,017 --> 00:04:53,178 Don't get me wrong, I love your new stuff... 80 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:56,117 but once in a while, it's nice to hear the hits. 81 00:04:56,990 --> 00:05:01,120 Ooh, ooh! Do "Our babies will be smart and beautiful." 82 00:05:03,229 --> 00:05:05,220 That one always makes me laugh. 83 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:09,524 Why do I bother talking to you people? 84 00:05:09,736 --> 00:05:12,534 If it will make you feel better, we rarely listen. 85 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:15,533 - Can I talk to you out here for a sec? - Yeah, sure. 86 00:05:17,343 --> 00:05:20,210 I'm starting to think we're never going to see that pizza. 87 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,946 You're probably wondering what that was about. 88 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,777 What? The kissing and everything? 89 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:28,921 No, women do that to me all the time. 90 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:33,058 The thing is, I kind of told my father we got back together again. 91 00:05:33,259 --> 00:05:34,556 What? Why? 92 00:05:34,727 --> 00:05:37,252 You're the first guy he's ever really approved of. 93 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:40,888 You're a scientist who went to college and you don't have a neck tattoo... 94 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:43,729 or outstanding warrants, or... 95 00:05:43,903 --> 00:05:45,632 Or a baby. 96 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:49,305 What kind of guys did you used to go out with? 97 00:05:49,943 --> 00:05:51,001 Just guys. 98 00:05:51,177 --> 00:05:53,509 When I told him we split up, he was heartbroken. 99 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,116 He kept bugging me, "How's Leonard?" "Why can't you get back together?" 100 00:05:57,283 --> 00:05:59,979 "I bet Leonard never tipped a cow over on himself." 101 00:06:01,421 --> 00:06:04,584 So to get him off my back, I told him we worked things out. 102 00:06:04,757 --> 00:06:06,190 Really? 103 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:11,927 How... How did we manage that? 104 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:15,624 - What? - I mean, did you apologize? 105 00:06:15,802 --> 00:06:18,032 Did you have to woo me? 106 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:22,472 Get over yourself. I whistled, you came running. 107 00:06:23,810 --> 00:06:27,007 - Yeah, no, I don't think so. - Okay, why are you arguing about this? 108 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,205 I'm saying, if we fake got back together... 109 00:06:29,415 --> 00:06:31,815 that's totally not how it fake happened. Oh. 110 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:34,709 Will you please just play along until my dad leaves? 111 00:06:34,954 --> 00:06:37,548 Hold on, you actually want me to deceive your father... 112 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:40,124 with some sort of sham play-acting and kissing? 113 00:06:40,293 --> 00:06:42,227 Because I'm good with that. 114 00:06:42,996 --> 00:06:45,362 Penny, you out here? 115 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:53,738 Come on, honey, not in front of my dad. 116 00:06:53,973 --> 00:06:57,465 Relax, I've seen you do a lot worse with a lot stupider. 117 00:06:59,178 --> 00:07:00,304 See? He doesn't mind. 118 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,040 I'm taking your gal out for dinner. You wanna join us? 119 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:05,377 Oh, Dad, that's nice, but Leonard has to work. 120 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,849 - Right, Leonard? - I do, I have to work. 121 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:11,821 But I'm gonna blow that off to spend the evening with my sweetie and her father... 122 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:13,891 because it's just the kind of boyfriend I am. 123 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,152 Oh... 124 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:17,761 - Come here, you. - Oh... 125 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:28,165 - C-7. - Miss. 126 00:07:28,374 --> 00:07:31,002 How could that be a miss? C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit. 127 00:07:31,177 --> 00:07:33,407 Part of your starship has to be on C-7. 128 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,846 Not if it has a hole in the middle. 129 00:07:37,784 --> 00:07:40,753 What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle? 130 00:07:41,687 --> 00:07:45,214 A Romulan battle bagel? 131 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:48,385 Knock, knock. 132 00:07:48,561 --> 00:07:50,290 Oh, great, you made it. Come on in. 133 00:07:51,664 --> 00:07:52,858 I invited her. 134 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:54,727 So where's the telescope? 135 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:57,392 Well, it's in Hawaii, but Raj controls it from here. 136 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,800 He's hoping to see Epsilon Eridani dim... 137 00:08:00,006 --> 00:08:02,907 which would be evidence of a planet orbiting it. 138 00:08:03,076 --> 00:08:07,069 So we just sit and stare at the screen, waiting for something to happen? 139 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:10,147 I did it with you when we rented The Notebook. 140 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:16,786 Yes, Gena Rowlands is a treasure. 141 00:08:18,057 --> 00:08:21,788 You better open up that bottle of wine or I'm gonna end up with swimmer's ear. 142 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:23,223 Okay. 143 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:25,227 Excuse me, I can't be drinking. 144 00:08:25,398 --> 00:08:27,866 I'm about to make an important scientific discovery here. 145 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:31,026 What...? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine. 146 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:33,569 - How do you know that? - Well, he was Italian. 147 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:36,139 It's a reasonable assumption. 148 00:08:36,776 --> 00:08:40,268 Dude, can you even open your mouth without spewing a cultural stereotype? 149 00:08:40,446 --> 00:08:42,471 I'm sorry, Galileo drank diet Sprite. 150 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:47,318 Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend, you should bond. 151 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:49,546 You know, like you and my mom did. 152 00:08:49,755 --> 00:08:52,451 Your mom creeps the hell out of me. 153 00:08:52,925 --> 00:08:57,123 Yes, but she's stopped calling you Slumdog Millionaire. 154 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:59,093 I do appreciate that. 155 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:00,925 Here we go. 156 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,568 Oh, well, I'd like to propose a toast. 157 00:09:03,769 --> 00:09:05,703 To science and friendship. 158 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,197 Hold on. Wait. 159 00:09:09,442 --> 00:09:11,637 - No, it's okay, go ahead. - What? 160 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:15,177 I was working with penicillin-resistant gonorrhea in the lab today... 161 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:18,340 and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands. 162 00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:27,454 - Thanks for the steak, Wyatt. - My pleasure. 163 00:09:27,627 --> 00:09:31,859 It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's that knows how to use a napkin. 164 00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:34,023 So not funny, Dad. 165 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,498 Let me tell you about this one genius. This fella Donnie. 166 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,035 Will you please let it go? 167 00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:42,368 Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste into biofuel... 168 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,305 and selling it to the government. 169 00:09:44,477 --> 00:09:46,707 - A lot of people are doing that. - Oh, see? 170 00:09:46,913 --> 00:09:49,245 But all Donnie did was mix pig poop with water... 171 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,542 and pump it into his mom's Camry. 172 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:55,218 Yeah, that's great. It's a funny story, moving on. 173 00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:56,719 Donnie was a rocket scientist... 174 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,653 compared to that boy who wanted to get beer pong into the Olympics. 175 00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:01,349 - What was his name? - Curtis. 176 00:10:01,527 --> 00:10:04,325 - And I'm pretty sure he was joking. - Well, I don't know. 177 00:10:04,497 --> 00:10:06,488 That petition looked real to me. 178 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:10,130 Okay, I think this ends the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening. 179 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:13,169 Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper. 180 00:10:13,339 --> 00:10:14,431 Thanks, Wyatt. 181 00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:17,333 I'm a keeper. 182 00:10:21,781 --> 00:10:23,305 You wanna come in for a nightcap? 183 00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:26,144 Dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning. 184 00:10:26,352 --> 00:10:29,446 - Maybe I could go in a little late. - No, no, no, you can't. 185 00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:31,885 Your career is far too important. 186 00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:36,552 Behind every man is a nagging woman who won't let him have any fun, right? 187 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,364 Don't I know it. 188 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:43,192 - Well, good night, son. - Good night, Wyatt. 189 00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:46,304 - Oh, good night, honey. - Good night. 190 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,167 I love you. 191 00:10:52,478 --> 00:10:54,241 I love you too. Heh, heh. 192 00:11:02,255 --> 00:11:05,713 Oh, friggety-frak. Not this again. 193 00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:13,525 Three, four, five, pass go... 194 00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:17,726 get 2000 rupees, six, seven... 195 00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:21,031 Whoops! Can't go any further, there's a sacred cow in my way. 196 00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:24,241 Tell your boyfriend to cool it with the cow jokes. 197 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:28,470 It won't help. Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it. 198 00:11:28,781 --> 00:11:30,840 - Like his haircut material. - Oh, right. 199 00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:34,453 - "Did you get your hair cut?" - "No, I got them all cut." 200 00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:37,546 Which is still so funny. 201 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,880 When you go to a Chinese restaurant, he gets 202 00:11:40,893 --> 00:11:42,826 the same fortune in his fortune cookie. 203 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:46,260 Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese fortune-cookie factory." 204 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,562 Okay, I think that's enough about me. 205 00:11:50,803 --> 00:11:52,771 He's right. Let's make fun of his mother. 206 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,300 "Howard, come rub my feet. 207 00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,500 My corns are killing me." 208 00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:02,478 "Howard, help me out of the tub. 209 00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:04,582 I'm stuck again." 210 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,178 Coming. 211 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:14,924 Hey, love bug. 212 00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,490 Shut up. 213 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:20,062 You know what I've been doing for the last hour? 214 00:12:20,232 --> 00:12:23,531 Dreamily doodling "Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter" in a notebook? 215 00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:27,103 Listening to my father go on about what a great guy you are. 216 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:30,241 You gotta admit, I'm delightful. 217 00:12:31,844 --> 00:12:33,675 Why are you making this so difficult? 218 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,864 It's not difficult for me, I'm having fun. 219 00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:37,872 Leonard. 220 00:12:38,084 --> 00:12:39,551 What do you want me to do? 221 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,983 - Do you wanna tell him we're broken up? - No. 222 00:12:42,154 --> 00:12:43,781 - Then what do you want? - I don't know. 223 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:47,687 Don't you think that's something you should have figured out? 224 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,521 Maybe. 225 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,625 Leonard, Penny, excellent. 226 00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:54,629 I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together... 227 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:59,237 and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will. 228 00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:03,704 In the meantime, I'd like to go over some changes to the Roommate Agreement... 229 00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:07,403 specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits. 230 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,912 Oh, my God. What personal habits? 231 00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:11,208 I have a list. 232 00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:15,153 FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is Number 12. 233 00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:19,486 Sheldon, you don't have to do this, because Leonard and I are no... 234 00:13:19,658 --> 00:13:23,094 - Bup, bup. You wanna include him in this? - Include me in what? 235 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:27,255 Is there a plot afoot? I'll have no truck with plots. 236 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:32,564 No, you're right. No, there's no plots, no trucks, no feet. 237 00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:35,263 So, what other annoying habits shall we discuss? 238 00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:36,999 We don't discuss anything. 239 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,736 Leonard is the signatory to the Roommate Agreement... 240 00:13:39,912 --> 00:13:44,372 as such, he bears responsibility for all your infractions and must pay all fines. 241 00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:46,811 - Fines? - Yes. 242 00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:50,955 If Penny's spending nights here again, you'll need to set up an escrow account. 243 00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:56,853 Hello, Hawaii. 244 00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:59,497 This is Dr. Koothrappali in Pasadena. 245 00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:02,429 I'd like you to reposition the telescope, please. 246 00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,933 Scarlett Johansson's house. 247 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:10,836 I'm kidding, Hawaii. Mahalo. 248 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,375 Whoo! 249 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:16,941 It might have been a mistake to open that second bottle of wine. 250 00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:19,313 Well, live and learn. 251 00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:24,482 You think this planet you're looking for has an atmosphere that supports life? 252 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:25,782 Maybe. 253 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:29,450 If it did, I'd be famous. I'd be on the cover of magazines. 254 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:33,359 And then instead of living alone in my tiny apartment, I'd have a big mansion. 255 00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:36,296 - Well, that sounds great. - It is. 256 00:14:36,469 --> 00:14:40,371 If you like wandering around a big empty house with no one to love you. 257 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,802 - We'd come visit you. - No, you wouldn't. 258 00:14:45,978 --> 00:14:48,003 You'd be intimidated by my wealth and fame. 259 00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:51,978 My only friends would be my genetically-engineered monkey butler... 260 00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:55,552 and the little people I hired to be my living chess set. 261 00:14:57,957 --> 00:14:59,754 He's taking a turn to the dark side. 262 00:14:59,992 --> 00:15:03,257 - Oh, hold on, he could come back. - What's the point of everything? 263 00:15:03,496 --> 00:15:05,327 Nope. He's gone. 264 00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:08,558 It's more than a year since I've kissed a girl. 265 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:11,668 What about that hookup at Comic-Con you told me about? 266 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:15,363 Grow up, I was lying, I lie all the time. Nobody wants to kiss me. 267 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,005 You poor, poor thing. 268 00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,771 Raj, you have to know, you're a wonderful man. 269 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,006 There are a lot of girls out there who wanna kiss you. 270 00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,981 - Where? - You just have to look. 271 00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:33,515 No! 272 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,695 Well, this was fun. 273 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,641 Oh, I think I got a nibble. 274 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,643 Oh, be careful. Give him some line. 275 00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,744 Okay, now reel him in. 276 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,383 Oh, look at that baby. They're really biting, huh? 277 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,056 Yeah, they do that when you set it on "easy." 278 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,393 Oh, that's me. 279 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,727 Hello? Oh, hi, sweetie. 280 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:14,866 I got up early and didn't wanna wake you... 281 00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:17,901 so I went out for coffee, ran into Leonard on the way back. 282 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,470 Guess what. We're fishing. 283 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,099 Yeah, right here on his couch. 284 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,170 Hey, baby, I love you. 285 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,807 That's Leonard. He says he loves you. 286 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,309 What? 287 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,346 I see. 288 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,183 The whole thing's bull squirt, huh? 289 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,490 Well, that's very disappointing. 290 00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,352 Bye. 291 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:55,364 Oh, hey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 292 00:16:57,343 --> 00:16:59,436 I can't believe you would lie to me. 293 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:03,103 - I did not wanna be a part of this. - I'll get to you in a minute. 294 00:17:03,282 --> 00:17:04,374 No hurry. 295 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,314 My daughter thinks I don't love her enough to support her... 296 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,386 no matter what choices she makes. 297 00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:11,886 - I'm sorry, Daddy... - Let me finish. 298 00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:15,184 I thought we were past the days when you'd pull the wool over my eyes. 299 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:18,660 Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri. 300 00:17:20,232 --> 00:17:23,360 And the pee stick in your bathroom is to check for diabetes. 301 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:28,901 I know. I'm sorry. 302 00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:31,702 I respect your right to make your own decisions... 303 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:35,108 but all I ask is you respect me enough to be honest about them. 304 00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:37,908 You're right. From now on, I will tell you the truth. 305 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,141 Thank you. Now go and put some clothes on. 306 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,617 We'll grab a bite before I head for the airport. 307 00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,254 - Okay. - Now you... 308 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,651 - He had nothing to do... Okay. - Keep walking. 309 00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:53,757 Please, please, please don't give up on her. 310 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,258 What? 311 00:17:57,503 --> 00:18:00,495 I can't go back to the skateboard idiots, the white rappers... 312 00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:04,165 and all the sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats. 313 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:08,273 Gee, I don't know if it's in the cards, sir. 314 00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:09,776 Then stack the deck. 315 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,518 Cheat, lie, I don't care. 316 00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:18,089 I want grandkids and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels. 317 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,292 - I'll give it a shot. - Thank you. 318 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,867 Now, I'm gonna do something here to help you along. 319 00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:31,434 - Excuse me? - Just don't panic. 320 00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:34,037 Now get your sorry, lying ass out of my face... 321 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,265 and make sure I never see it again. 322 00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:39,603 Oh, the reverse-psychology thing. I see, that's very clever. 323 00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:42,212 Don't yap. Just get out. 324 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,314 I'll friend you on Facebook. 325 00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:53,416 Oh, there you are. 326 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,457 Just so you know, I was up all night... 327 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:58,562 but I've finally completed the Penny-specific section... 328 00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:00,824 of the new Roommate Agreement. 329 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,334 Yeah? Well, not necessary, we broke up again. 330 00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:19,745 Do you even think about other people, Leonard? 331 00:19:22,521 --> 00:19:24,421 Do you? 332 00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:32,925 Hey. Oh, how did it go last night? 333 00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:37,834 Oh, you know. Same old, same old. 334 00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:41,029 Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big whoop. 335 00:19:41,673 --> 00:19:44,267 Really? You waited months for time with that telescope. 336 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,911 - What happened? - Why, you writing a book? 337 00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,012 I'm going to propose a hypothesis. 338 00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:54,516 Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization... 339 00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:59,654 and has been ordered by the U.S. Government to keep it a secret. 340 00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,523 Nothing happened. Can we change the subject? 341 00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:06,527 That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone. 342 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,928 - Hey. - Hello. 343 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:11,959 - Hey. - Hey. 344 00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:16,970 Did you get to play with Raj's big telescope last night? 345 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,904 - Wha...? - Wha...? 346 00:20:20,312 --> 00:20:24,271 - Where did that come from? - He never touched my telescope. 347 00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:27,077 - Way to go shutting up. - I did shut up. Now you shut up. 348 00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:29,117 - Fine. - Thank you. 349 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,325 I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.