1 00:00:03,907 --> 00:00:07,673 Ma, Ma, calm down. Listen to me. I know it says click with the mouse... 2 00:00:07,844 --> 00:00:11,143 but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. 3 00:00:11,314 --> 00:00:16,411 Now, put your finger on it. No, doesn't matter which finger. 4 00:00:17,787 --> 00:00:19,220 Good choice. 5 00:00:19,389 --> 00:00:22,187 Yeah, now move it down to your e-mail icon. 6 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:24,884 Yeah, the little envelope. 7 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:28,553 What do you mean what does it look like? It looks like an envelope! 8 00:00:28,732 --> 00:00:31,701 Fine, you don't like the computer, don't use it. 9 00:00:31,868 --> 00:00:35,531 Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Goodbye. 10 00:00:38,508 --> 00:00:41,944 That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh? 11 00:00:42,112 --> 00:00:46,208 Yeah, I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology... 12 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:50,217 should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two... 13 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:52,878 it might give the others incentive to try harder. 14 00:00:54,824 --> 00:00:57,622 I had a great idea. You know how we're always having... 15 00:00:57,827 --> 00:00:59,954 to stop and solve differential equations... 16 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:03,691 like when you do Fourier analysis or using the Schrodinger equation? 17 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:05,698 Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer. 18 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:11,702 I think we could write a little app that would use handwriting recognition... 19 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:14,366 then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine. 20 00:01:14,544 --> 00:01:17,945 You just use your smartphone, take a picture of the equation, and bam! 21 00:01:18,114 --> 00:01:22,710 You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises. 22 00:01:27,223 --> 00:01:31,922 You know, Leonard, that's actually a valid idea. Very good. 23 00:01:32,762 --> 00:01:35,424 Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat... 24 00:01:35,599 --> 00:01:38,124 who learned how to use the toilet? 25 00:01:38,768 --> 00:01:41,931 No. The two achievements are equally surprising... 26 00:01:42,105 --> 00:01:43,436 and equally admirable. 27 00:01:43,607 --> 00:01:46,974 Though if pressed, I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat. 28 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:50,806 I'll save you the pain and nervousness of waiting for the answer. 29 00:01:50,981 --> 00:01:54,439 I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations. 30 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:56,510 Ha, ha. Yay for me. 31 00:01:57,921 --> 00:01:59,946 What about you? I can't promise anything... 32 00:02:00,123 --> 00:02:02,614 but people do make money off stuff like this. 33 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,316 A few extra bucks would be nice. 34 00:02:04,494 --> 00:02:07,327 - Could move out of my mother's house. - Where would you go? 35 00:02:07,497 --> 00:02:11,763 I always dreamed about building a little place of my own over the garage. 36 00:02:12,469 --> 00:02:14,835 You know, if I made more money, I could take time off... 37 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:17,166 and give pretty girls submarine rides. 38 00:02:17,774 --> 00:02:20,766 What's that, some weird sex thing? 39 00:02:21,645 --> 00:02:24,443 No. You take girls underwater in your private submarine... 40 00:02:24,614 --> 00:02:26,275 and you show them fish. 41 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:29,011 Why does everything have to be dirty with you? 42 00:02:30,186 --> 00:02:33,678 I think we could work on this at night and maybe in a couple of weeks... 43 00:02:33,857 --> 00:02:37,315 we'll have ourselves an app to sell. Sounds like we're in business. 44 00:02:37,494 --> 00:02:41,487 - I think we should capture this moment. - Yeah, let's do it. 45 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:50,299 Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent or what? 46 00:03:15,398 --> 00:03:16,660 I checked the App Store. 47 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:20,325 No one is doing handwriting recognition differential equation solving. 48 00:03:20,503 --> 00:03:22,971 Oh, dear Lord, shush. 49 00:03:23,973 --> 00:03:27,374 - What? - You have so few good ideas, Leonard. 50 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:31,674 And you're just gonna spill the beans in front of an outsider? 51 00:03:37,353 --> 00:03:38,911 Who, me? 52 00:03:39,122 --> 00:03:43,058 Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares about handwriting-recognition based... 53 00:03:43,226 --> 00:03:46,024 The stars at night are big and bright. 54 00:03:46,196 --> 00:03:48,824 Deep in the heart of Texas. 55 00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:51,927 - She's not going to steal our idea. - What idea? 56 00:03:52,135 --> 00:03:54,000 - We're gonna write... - The Prairie sky. 57 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,296 Is wide and high. 58 00:03:55,472 --> 00:03:56,496 Deep in the heart... 59 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:59,972 - Okay, stop, stop. - Of Texas. 60 00:04:00,477 --> 00:04:02,081 Whatever your secret is, I'm sure it's boring. 61 00:04:02,094 --> 00:04:03,708 So I'm not interested. 62 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,372 Well, it's not boring at all. You see, in higher-order mathematics... 63 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,882 there are certain sets of equations... Bored. 64 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,717 - Satisfied? - Hardly. 65 00:04:12,889 --> 00:04:15,824 Consider this unlikely but very plausible scenario. 66 00:04:15,992 --> 00:04:18,688 A young woman alone in the big city. 67 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:21,023 Her ridiculous dream of becoming an actress... 68 00:04:21,197 --> 00:04:23,256 lies shattered about her. 69 00:04:23,433 --> 00:04:26,459 - Hey, wait a minute. - Hang on, let's see where he's going. 70 00:04:26,669 --> 00:04:29,502 Then it hits her, how is she going to survive? 71 00:04:29,672 --> 00:04:33,199 But she has no prospects, no marketable skills. 72 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:36,573 And then one day, she meets a group of geniuses... 73 00:04:36,746 --> 00:04:38,509 and their friend Howard. 74 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:44,342 - Hey, I... - Hang on, let's see where he's going. 75 00:04:45,555 --> 00:04:50,754 She befriends them, and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea... 76 00:04:50,927 --> 00:04:53,896 which she steals and sells to the highest bidder. 77 00:04:54,063 --> 00:04:55,121 That is ridiculous. 78 00:04:55,298 --> 00:04:57,766 Is it? Let's see you come up with an explanation... 79 00:04:57,934 --> 00:05:01,097 as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time. 80 00:05:04,741 --> 00:05:06,800 I've already mooched dinner off you guys. 81 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:11,072 - I don't need to listen to this. - There's your answer, free food. 82 00:05:12,248 --> 00:05:15,877 All right, I've taken the liberty of drafting these workflow charts... 83 00:05:16,152 --> 00:05:18,916 which outline our duties and the path we will follow... 84 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:21,989 as we develop our groundbreaking new app. 85 00:05:22,792 --> 00:05:25,352 Hey. Why am I in charge of phone support? 86 00:05:27,697 --> 00:05:29,688 Seems a bit racist. 87 00:05:29,866 --> 00:05:32,664 A customer service representative with an Indian accent... 88 00:05:32,836 --> 00:05:35,498 will create the impression we're a vast enterprise... 89 00:05:35,672 --> 00:05:37,503 that uses overseas call centers. 90 00:05:37,674 --> 00:05:41,576 Oh, very clever. But still racist. 91 00:05:41,744 --> 00:05:45,578 Duly noted, Steve from Wichita. 92 00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:49,275 Hey, why am I listed as your executive assistant? 93 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:53,047 Because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute. 94 00:05:53,223 --> 00:05:55,282 Oh, FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up. 95 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,517 I'm going to need you to pick up a present. 96 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:01,123 Okay, we need to stop for a minute. 97 00:06:01,331 --> 00:06:04,232 We can talk during break. We have one coming up at midnight. 98 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,767 - And we'll need snacks. - Sheldon, you're not in charge. 99 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:10,269 - It's my idea. I'm in charge. - Oh, of course, you are. 100 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,637 Look at the organizational chart. You're clearly listed as founder. 101 00:06:13,843 --> 00:06:17,438 Yes, and you're listed as chief executive officer... 102 00:06:17,614 --> 00:06:20,549 chief financial officer and chief operating officer. 103 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,742 You missed chief science officer, chairman of the board and... 104 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,151 head of the Secret Santa committee. Okay. 105 00:06:27,357 --> 00:06:31,885 I am in charge of this project. 106 00:06:32,662 --> 00:06:36,393 Ooh, Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass. 107 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,425 All right. I'm not going to argue with you. 108 00:06:39,602 --> 00:06:41,832 Sheldon Cooper is nothing if not a team player. 109 00:06:42,005 --> 00:06:45,463 Dr. Hofstadter, you have the con. 110 00:06:46,776 --> 00:06:49,643 Thank you. I thought we might start... 111 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:52,975 by talking about the user interface. Dear Lord, we're doomed. 112 00:06:55,451 --> 00:06:59,012 So this button here will allow you to scan a new equation... 113 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:01,053 but over here, you can press this... 114 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:03,920 and just substitute new values for the coefficients. 115 00:07:04,093 --> 00:07:05,958 Ha, ha. Good one, boss. 116 00:07:09,632 --> 00:07:11,463 - What? - This diagram. 117 00:07:11,634 --> 00:07:13,761 Well, I assume you were opening with a joke. 118 00:07:13,937 --> 00:07:18,203 It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps. 119 00:07:19,642 --> 00:07:21,701 It's not a joke. It's the real design. 120 00:07:21,878 --> 00:07:26,975 In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks to make it slightly less embarrassing? 121 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:30,643 Sheldon, I think this will work. Let's just try it my way. 122 00:07:30,853 --> 00:07:33,048 Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed that you wanted... 123 00:07:33,222 --> 00:07:35,281 candid truth-telling from your employees. 124 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,983 But I realize now, you want the mindless nattering... 125 00:07:38,161 --> 00:07:40,561 of complacent yes-men. 126 00:07:41,164 --> 00:07:43,564 - Are you done? - If you say so, boss. 127 00:07:46,102 --> 00:07:49,594 Right now, this button-press event is triggering a dummy procedure call. 128 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,797 How about this for the app name? 129 00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:55,240 The Surprisingly Helpful Equation-Linked Differential... 130 00:07:55,411 --> 00:07:58,073 Optimized Numerator. 131 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:01,475 So it spells "Sheldon." 132 00:08:02,785 --> 00:08:05,913 Does it? A happy accident. 133 00:08:06,756 --> 00:08:10,317 - We're not doing names now. Howard? - Like I was saying... 134 00:08:10,493 --> 00:08:13,587 now, it's a dummy procedure. Eventually, it will drop us in... 135 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:15,628 If we're not going to give it a name... 136 00:08:15,798 --> 00:08:18,528 can we at least give it a secret code designation? 137 00:08:18,701 --> 00:08:19,793 - No. - Hear me out. 138 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:22,199 The atomic bomb was the Manhattan Project... 139 00:08:22,405 --> 00:08:25,033 Windows 95 was originally Project Chicago. 140 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:29,542 For our app, I would humbly suggest Project Nodlehs. 141 00:08:30,513 --> 00:08:32,845 That's just Sheldon backwards. 142 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:34,949 Another happy accident. 143 00:08:35,918 --> 00:08:38,648 We're not wasting time with names right now. 144 00:08:38,821 --> 00:08:40,516 I see. 145 00:08:40,923 --> 00:08:43,483 - Is that decision open for discussion? - No. 146 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:45,654 Is the decision to not discuss... 147 00:08:45,828 --> 00:08:47,455 - open for discussion? - No. 148 00:08:48,031 --> 00:08:49,658 Again, right now... 149 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:52,699 it's a dummy procedure, but eventually, it will drop us... 150 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:55,861 I call for a vote of no confidence and a change in leadership. 151 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,359 - Sheldon, stop it. - When in the course of human events... 152 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:00,806 it becomes necessary to dissolve the bonds... 153 00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:03,537 that tie three scientists... Enough, Sheldon. 154 00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:05,647 Let's get to the vote. Show of hands... 155 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:08,306 all opposed to Leonard and his reign of tyranny: 156 00:09:11,154 --> 00:09:14,988 - Okay, that's it, you're fired. - Really? 157 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:16,182 Why? 158 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,588 Because you're impossible to work with. 159 00:09:21,164 --> 00:09:22,188 I see. 160 00:09:26,235 --> 00:09:28,226 And is that open for discussion? 161 00:09:34,177 --> 00:09:37,908 - What are you doing? - Oh, good morning, shoemaker. 162 00:09:38,081 --> 00:09:42,245 I think you'll be pleased with what the elves were up to last night. 163 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,250 But I fired you. 164 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,479 Oh, I know. I'm now an independent contractor. 165 00:09:47,924 --> 00:09:49,949 No, you are now nothing. 166 00:09:50,126 --> 00:09:52,856 You have no connection to this project whatsoever. 167 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:54,929 But I made it better. 168 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:57,532 I don't want it better. I want it my way. 169 00:09:57,733 --> 00:10:00,099 Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it? 170 00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:04,867 All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants. 171 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,976 - What the hell are bus pants? - They are pants one wears... 172 00:10:08,144 --> 00:10:10,704 over regular pants when one sits on bus seats... 173 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,212 that other people have previously sat on. 174 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:17,715 But, perhaps, from your lofty heights atop the corporate ladder... 175 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:21,914 you've lost touch with the struggles of the common man. 176 00:10:22,091 --> 00:10:24,651 Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work. 177 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:28,627 Nothing's changed in that regard. We're still roommates, still friends. 178 00:10:28,798 --> 00:10:31,562 Except you identified me, your best friend... 179 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:33,099 as a gangrenous limb... 180 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:36,102 that needed to be severed from the organism and tossed. 181 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:41,175 The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex. 182 00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:46,310 You know what? Go put on your bus pants. 183 00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:57,118 Mm, last night, I had a dream we got so rich from the app... 184 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:59,887 you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions. 185 00:11:01,264 --> 00:11:02,891 But there was a secret tunnel... 186 00:11:03,065 --> 00:11:06,091 connecting your front yard to my back yard. 187 00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:12,540 What do you think that means? 188 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:17,637 It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home. 189 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,913 Oh, good morning, friend Howard, friend Raj. 190 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:26,953 I see you gentlemen are enjoying beverages. 191 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:30,115 Perhaps, they would taste better out of these. 192 00:11:31,761 --> 00:11:35,993 - "World's Greatest Astrophysicist"? - Don't thank me, you earned it. 193 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,094 "Howard Wolowitz." 194 00:11:42,305 --> 00:11:44,705 Why not "World's Greatest Engineer"? 195 00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:47,365 Oh, I'm sorry, I typed that into the label maker... 196 00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:51,172 but I just couldn't press enter. Now down to business. 197 00:11:51,347 --> 00:11:53,815 What would it take for you to abandon Leonard... 198 00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:55,848 and join me in a rival company? 199 00:11:56,018 --> 00:11:57,986 Unless, of course, mugs are sufficient. 200 00:11:58,154 --> 00:12:00,486 In which case, welcome aboard. 201 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:05,390 - We're not quitting on Leonard. - I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. 202 00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:08,996 But what if I were to up the ante? 203 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,163 What are you talking about? 204 00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:16,329 Monogrammed key chains with a built-in laser pointer. 205 00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:21,033 No? 206 00:12:22,478 --> 00:12:27,381 How about can cozies emblazoned with our university mascot? 207 00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:30,349 Go Beavers. 208 00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:34,480 I'll be back. 209 00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:38,186 Okay, let's try this one. 210 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:42,591 Spherical Hankel function. 211 00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:44,426 Hold on. 212 00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:46,693 - That's it! - Yes! Eureka! 213 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:50,532 We agreed when it was "eureka" time, we were all gonna say it together. 214 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:54,873 - Fine, let's say it together. - No, the moment has passed. 215 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,746 Greetings, gentlemen. 216 00:12:57,913 --> 00:12:59,608 How goes your little project? 217 00:12:59,782 --> 00:13:02,410 You mean Project Lenwoloppali? 218 00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,949 A combination of all your names. Very clever. 219 00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:09,716 I assume "Koothranardowitz" was taken. 220 00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:14,061 We're scanning equations and getting good results. 221 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,596 Oh, well, then by all means, carry on. 222 00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:18,927 I wouldn't wanna impede your progress. 223 00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,467 Howard, did you solve the install time problem? 224 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:24,231 No, it's tricky. I'm gonna try having it pick up the libraries... 225 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,813 What are you doing? 226 00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:37,452 Playing the theremin. 227 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:42,422 No, I mean, what are you doing with a theremin? 228 00:13:43,259 --> 00:13:44,954 Playing it. 229 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:49,921 I've loved the theremin from the moment I heard original Star Trek theme. 230 00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:54,798 And it's been killing me that it just sits in my closet gathering dust. 231 00:14:08,851 --> 00:14:12,412 - Sheldon, we're working here. - That's all right. 232 00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:15,284 I can barely hear you over my theremin. 233 00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:24,592 Well, that was a little uncalled for. 234 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,861 No, that was completely called for. We need quiet. 235 00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,198 So your project is more important than mine? 236 00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:33,865 Well, seeing as your project is to sabotage my project, yes. 237 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,704 Don't beat around the bush, Leonard. 238 00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:38,813 If you don't want me here, just say the word and I'll leave. 239 00:14:43,652 --> 00:14:45,677 Could have beaten around the bush a little. 240 00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:52,391 Nobody knows. 241 00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:55,758 The trouble I've seen. 242 00:14:55,931 --> 00:15:01,301 Nobody knows my sorrow Oh. 243 00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:08,673 What you doing, trying to contact your home planet? 244 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,241 I'm practicing my theremin. 245 00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:12,438 Oh. 246 00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:15,442 Nobody knows. 247 00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:18,382 The trouble I've seen. 248 00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:22,320 Glory hallelujah. 249 00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:26,718 Something got you down there, Sheldon? 250 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,160 Leonard kicked me out of my own apartment. 251 00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:32,266 - And his app team. - Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 252 00:15:32,435 --> 00:15:36,735 He wouldn't drive me to work today. I had to wear my bus pants. 253 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:39,873 - Is that so? - Yes, and they're still sticky. 254 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,134 Aw. 255 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,830 Probably gonna have to throw them away. 256 00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:47,539 Hey, you don't need Leonard and his app. 257 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:49,445 You can make one with me. 258 00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:50,710 With you? 259 00:15:52,555 --> 00:15:56,013 - Seriously, I have a great idea for one. - Is it better than your idea... 260 00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:59,025 to move to Los Angeles and become a famous actress? 261 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,291 When you see someone wearing shoes you like... 262 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:06,299 you snap a picture and the app goes on the Internet... 263 00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:10,303 to find out where you can buy them. That's your app idea? 264 00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:13,340 - You don't like it? - I didn't say that. But no, I don't. 265 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,470 - Why not? - Oh, Penny, where do I begin? 266 00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:19,443 The simple-mindedness of your idea... 267 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:23,483 is exceeded only by its crass consumerism and banality. 268 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:27,052 And Leonard didn't wanna work with you, imagine that. 269 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:28,622 I know, it's baffling. 270 00:16:30,826 --> 00:16:33,920 Nobody knows. 271 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:37,190 The trouble I've seen 272 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:40,597 Sheldon, I'm gonna make some cocoa. Do you want some? 273 00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:43,169 - Do you make it with milk or water? - Milk. 274 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:46,068 - Real cocoa? - That's what it says on the packet. 275 00:16:46,675 --> 00:16:49,235 - You have little those marshmallows? - No, sorry. 276 00:16:49,945 --> 00:16:52,743 - Well, I suppose it's appropriate. - What does that mean? 277 00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:56,316 A disappointing drink for a disappointing day. 278 00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:01,683 Look. Twenty people from the university... 279 00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,155 have already signed up for our private beta. 280 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:08,422 I tell you, the Lenwoloppali Differential Equation Scanner meets a real need. 281 00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:09,621 We've got a hit. 282 00:17:09,798 --> 00:17:11,857 Ha, ha, what do you think we should sell it for? 283 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,195 Based on the fact that our potential market... 284 00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:17,133 is about 70 or 80 guys, and you want a submarine... 285 00:17:17,306 --> 00:17:19,467 I'd say about a million dollars a pop. 286 00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:22,803 What if we put out a light version for half a million? 287 00:17:22,978 --> 00:17:24,343 Get the word of mouth going. 288 00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:27,372 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you guys... 289 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,609 but you've gotta come take Sheldon back. 290 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:32,948 - What's he doing in your apartment? - He was moping in the lobby... 291 00:17:33,122 --> 00:17:35,113 so I invited him over. I regret it. 292 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,782 Why do you regret...? Never mind, stupid question. 293 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,019 Can't you just let him play until bedtime? 294 00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:44,058 We're not playing. This is real work. 295 00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,326 We're gonna be hundredaires. 296 00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:50,369 Okay, what if I got him to apologize and promise to behave? 297 00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:56,076 Then I guess we would let him back on the app team. 298 00:17:56,245 --> 00:18:01,342 While we're doing that, you could take an aerial tour of L.A. On your flying pig. 299 00:18:02,318 --> 00:18:04,218 Okay, wait right here. 300 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:06,983 I'll tell you one thing... 301 00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:10,990 if I get rich, that's the kind of girl I wanna take on a submarine ride. 302 00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:15,061 And yes, that time I meant it to be dirty. 303 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:18,860 Really? 304 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,365 Leonard wants me back? 305 00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:23,733 Oh, yes. He says they are lost without you. 306 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,434 Well, we sure saw that coming. 307 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:30,238 - That's right. - You know what I'm going to do? 308 00:18:30,412 --> 00:18:33,609 I am going to sit here and just let them stew. 309 00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:39,852 No, no, no. You know, they have suffered enough. 310 00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:43,116 You know, everybody's suffered enough. 311 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,384 The thing is... 312 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,927 you're gonna have to offer him a face-saving way out of this. 313 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,293 - How? - Say you're sorry. 314 00:18:50,499 --> 00:18:55,436 Oh, no. Mrs. Mary Cooper didn't raise her no liars. 315 00:18:56,438 --> 00:19:00,306 Okay. Um, how about this? You know how you're always trying to learn... 316 00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:01,635 about sarcasm? 317 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,368 - No. - No? 318 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:04,807 I was being sarcastic. 319 00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:07,781 Oh, good for you. 320 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:10,544 All you have to do is say you're sorry to Leonard... 321 00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:12,482 but say it sarcastically. 322 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,623 Of course. 323 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:17,224 He will hear it as an attempt to mend fences... 324 00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:21,762 as opposed to the withering condemnation you and I know it to be. 325 00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:25,294 Yeah, that was my plan. All right. Come on. Let's go. 326 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:28,959 By the way, thank you for the delicious cocoa. 327 00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:31,572 - Oh, you're welcome. - Oh, I'm getting good at this. 328 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:38,474 Okay, now that you're back on the team let's get you caught up. 329 00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:41,980 Before you begin, let me say again how deeply sorry I am... 330 00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:43,618 for my earlier behavior... 331 00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:48,189 and how much I respect and admire your leadership. 332 00:19:49,491 --> 00:19:51,356 Thank you. 333 00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:56,954 So as you can see... 334 00:19:57,132 --> 00:19:59,760 not only can you store your favorite equations... 335 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,199 but you can forward them to your friends... 336 00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:05,863 or post them on Facebook right from the app. 337 00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,441 - Well, I must say, I am impressed. - Thanks. 338 00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:11,943 - You all have put in a lot of hard work. - We have. 339 00:20:12,114 --> 00:20:15,550 You have taken the most important step on the road to success: 340 00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:19,347 Learning what not to do. Now, let's start fresh. 341 00:20:19,888 --> 00:20:22,618 Howard, we're going to need some tea. 342 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,758 Okay, these are Uggs. 343 00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:34,425 These are Crocs. 344 00:20:34,603 --> 00:20:38,403 - These are knockoff Manolo Blahniks. - Bored. 345 00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,201 You said it yourself, we have to create a database... 346 00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,310 before you can write an algo-thingy. 347 00:20:43,612 --> 00:20:47,173 Algorithm. You see, Penny, Alan Turing defines an algorithm... 348 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:48,976 Bored. 349 00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:51,483 Okay. These are Steve Maddens. 350 00:20:51,653 --> 00:20:53,678 These are Nine West. 351 00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:57,223 These are Target. Oh, but don't they look like Chanel? 352 00:20:57,392 --> 00:21:00,555 - These are Michael Kors. - Nobody knows. 353 00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:02,663 - The trouble I've seen. - These are Roxy. 354 00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:04,696 - Nobody knows. - These are Seychelles. 355 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,698 My sorrow Oh, these are Betsy Johnson. 356 00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:07,927 They're so cute.