1 00:00:04,951 --> 00:00:07,476 - Morning. - Morning. 2 00:00:08,855 --> 00:00:10,686 - Sleep okay? - Mm-hm, great. 3 00:00:13,092 --> 00:00:15,925 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Sure. 4 00:00:16,095 --> 00:00:19,223 Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra... 5 00:00:19,399 --> 00:00:22,857 was that fun for you or kind of racially insensitive? 6 00:00:23,036 --> 00:00:25,402 Yeah, just because you're in bed with an Indian woman... 7 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:28,405 you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions... 8 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:30,805 from an ancient Indian love manual? 9 00:00:30,977 --> 00:00:33,775 If you can find a book called Weird Sex With White Boys... 10 00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:35,539 I'd be okay with that. 11 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:40,713 Oh, you have such beautiful eyes. 12 00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:42,411 Ever thought about getting contacts? 13 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:45,456 I tried in seventh grade. I could never get used to them. 14 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:46,649 Oh, that's too bad. 15 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:50,455 Yeah. If I had contacts, I would have been the coolest debate club president... 16 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:53,656 ever to be stuffed into his own cello case. 17 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:59,966 If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next. 18 00:01:01,508 --> 00:01:05,171 That's okay, I can infer from context. 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,178 Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I've been working on? 20 00:01:09,382 --> 00:01:13,250 Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice. 21 00:01:13,419 --> 00:01:17,617 Is working on magic tricks really how you wanna spend your time? 22 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,953 Granted, you're just an engineer... 23 00:01:22,195 --> 00:01:25,289 but that doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw... 24 00:01:25,465 --> 00:01:28,332 or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you... 25 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:32,335 in someone else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech. 26 00:01:36,242 --> 00:01:38,802 Is the trick making him disappear? 27 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:42,241 Sure, let's see it. 28 00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:44,743 Here, shuffle these. 29 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:46,715 Okay. 30 00:01:47,153 --> 00:01:49,212 Now spread them out on the table face down. 31 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:52,224 - Pick one, look at it. - Okay. 32 00:01:52,392 --> 00:01:54,121 Remember your card, put it back. 33 00:01:54,294 --> 00:01:57,388 Is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate? 34 00:01:58,464 --> 00:02:01,831 - Remind me, what's your birthday? - October 6th. 35 00:02:02,035 --> 00:02:04,663 Okay, October is the tenth month. 36 00:02:04,837 --> 00:02:09,297 So ten, one plus zero is one, plus six is seven. 37 00:02:09,475 --> 00:02:11,602 Turn over the seventh card. 38 00:02:14,514 --> 00:02:15,538 How about that. 39 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:18,081 - Is that your card? - Yes, it is. Very cool. 40 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,744 It's not cool. 41 00:02:21,955 --> 00:02:27,450 It's a childish trick designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons. 42 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:29,527 How'd you do it? 43 00:02:29,696 --> 00:02:31,823 A magician never reveals his secrets. 44 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:35,058 But surely a future Nobel Prize winner can figure it out. 45 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:40,037 Fine. Give me a second. 46 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:46,673 You ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon? 47 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:52,347 - Oh, hey. - Sorry. Sorry. 48 00:02:53,886 --> 00:02:55,114 Oh, I'm so sorry. 49 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:57,848 Oh, that was my fault. 50 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:02,524 Check it out. I just got contacts. 51 00:03:31,491 --> 00:03:36,622 One, two, three, four, five. No way. 52 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:40,493 - That's your card, right? - Seven of clubs. That is amazing. 53 00:03:41,868 --> 00:03:43,631 It's not amazing. 54 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:47,832 All magic tricks are merely a combination... 55 00:03:48,007 --> 00:03:50,032 of manipulation and misdirection... 56 00:03:50,209 --> 00:03:53,610 with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet. 57 00:03:54,947 --> 00:03:56,778 Oh, really? So how did I do it? 58 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:59,349 Well, I don't care how you did it. 59 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:02,716 I have more important things to think about. 60 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:08,693 Clearly, the cards are marked. 61 00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:11,459 I thought you had more important things to think about. 62 00:04:11,631 --> 00:04:14,862 I do. You just happened to have caught me on a break. 63 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:19,734 Oh, let me see those cards. 64 00:04:20,506 --> 00:04:22,804 Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun. 65 00:04:22,975 --> 00:04:26,809 "Not knowing's part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college? 66 00:04:29,115 --> 00:04:30,742 Hey, you guys, what do you think? 67 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,475 Priya took me clothes shopping. 68 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:34,517 You look great. Good for you, Priya. 69 00:04:34,687 --> 00:04:37,383 I could never get that stupid hoodie off him when we were... 70 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:38,888 Well, you look great. 71 00:04:40,026 --> 00:04:41,891 - Thank you. - Let's go hang everything up. 72 00:04:42,061 --> 00:04:43,722 Yeah, good. 73 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:49,390 New contacts. I should have done this years ago. 74 00:04:51,871 --> 00:04:54,567 Finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis? 75 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:57,175 I'm not going out with him. He can sleep with who he wants. 76 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:59,709 Yeah, I was talking to Raj. 77 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:06,513 Oopsie. 78 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:08,415 This deck is rigged in some fashion. 79 00:05:08,588 --> 00:05:11,955 - Get another deck, I'll do the trick. - You're saying this is a regulation deck? 80 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:14,592 I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle. 81 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:21,058 You know, I'm happy Leonard's found someone. 82 00:05:23,569 --> 00:05:26,129 Not that anybody asked. 83 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:33,007 How many Star Trek uniforms do you have? 84 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:37,407 Just two. Everyday and dress. 85 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,745 Uh-huh. 86 00:05:40,219 --> 00:05:42,779 Listen, we need to talk about something. 87 00:05:42,955 --> 00:05:44,718 Oh, my God, you're breaking up with me. 88 00:05:44,891 --> 00:05:49,624 Why would you take me out shopping then break up with me? That is so cruel. 89 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,498 Leonard, I'm not breaking up with you. 90 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:54,394 Oh, okay. 91 00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,898 So, what's up? 92 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:02,739 It's a little weird... 93 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:05,742 your ex-girlfriend hanging out here all the time. 94 00:06:05,912 --> 00:06:08,176 I know. I usually never see my ex-girlfriends... 95 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:10,679 unless their hard drives crash. 96 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:14,583 I'm just saying, how would you feel... 97 00:06:14,754 --> 00:06:16,984 if I was hanging out with my ex-boyfriend? 98 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:20,023 Mm, not great, I guess. But Penny and I are just friends. 99 00:06:20,226 --> 00:06:23,161 I don't care. This is a woman you have slept with. 100 00:06:23,329 --> 00:06:24,591 If you want her around... 101 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:27,927 then I have to wonder if maybe you're not ready to move on. 102 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,795 No, no, no, I'm ready. 103 00:06:29,969 --> 00:06:33,837 I gave up the gift of sight for you. If that's not moving on, what is? 104 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:37,637 You need to cut the cord with Penny. 105 00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:39,471 Oh, okay. 106 00:06:40,446 --> 00:06:43,176 - You don't sound very confident. - No, no, I'm confident. 107 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:46,284 It's not like I'm unfamiliar with the "get lost" conversation. 108 00:06:46,452 --> 00:06:50,047 Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it. 109 00:06:50,256 --> 00:06:52,486 Thank you. I appreciate it. 110 00:06:52,658 --> 00:06:54,057 Sure. 111 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:56,820 Oh, God, you smell so good. 112 00:06:56,996 --> 00:07:00,056 Of course, that could just be my other senses getting stronger. 113 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:06,131 Hypothetically... 114 00:07:06,305 --> 00:07:09,138 if I had access to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform... 115 00:07:09,308 --> 00:07:10,332 would you wear it? 116 00:07:12,545 --> 00:07:15,013 Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family... 117 00:07:15,181 --> 00:07:18,844 that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe. Can we not discuss it? 118 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:21,413 I'm sorry. Never mind. 119 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:27,549 And was your card the jack of diamonds? 120 00:07:29,362 --> 00:07:31,762 Unbelievable. 121 00:07:35,401 --> 00:07:37,631 Know how he did it yet? 122 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:44,199 Um... 123 00:07:44,377 --> 00:07:46,538 Aw, he has the same look my nephew gets... 124 00:07:46,712 --> 00:07:49,010 when he can't figure out how I got his nose. 125 00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:56,051 I have some remedial magic tricks that might be more your speed. 126 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:57,780 Like, oh, look. 127 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:01,751 The pencil's rubber. 128 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:05,857 Hey, I think I know how you did the card trick. 129 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:10,867 Oh, please. If I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic. 130 00:08:11,037 --> 00:08:12,664 Come here. 131 00:08:14,774 --> 00:08:16,537 You're right. 132 00:08:17,476 --> 00:08:18,738 Not too bad for someone... 133 00:08:18,911 --> 00:08:21,311 who doesn't know what "axiomatic" means. 134 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:31,483 - Oh, hi. - Hey, you. 135 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:33,215 What happened with the contacts? 136 00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:37,556 One of them is upstairs. The other one sort of slipped back into my skull. 137 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:40,424 Is that one of the new shirts Priya got you? 138 00:08:40,599 --> 00:08:41,623 Yeah. 139 00:08:41,801 --> 00:08:43,291 You don't wanna wash that. 140 00:08:43,469 --> 00:08:45,130 - No? - No, that's silk. 141 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,404 Seriously, what would you do without me? 142 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,398 Yeah. Ha, ha. 143 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:54,443 I gotta tell you, I think you got a real winner with Priya. 144 00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:55,739 Yeah, me too. 145 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:57,109 She seems really sweet. 146 00:08:57,283 --> 00:08:59,308 You do not wanna take that for granted. 147 00:08:59,485 --> 00:09:01,783 There are a lot of bitches out there. 148 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:06,257 Yeah, bitches are the worst. 149 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:08,321 I'll see you later. 150 00:09:08,494 --> 00:09:10,985 Wait, uh, Penny, there's something I have to tell you. 151 00:09:11,163 --> 00:09:12,721 What? 152 00:09:12,898 --> 00:09:15,958 Okay, uh, how do I put this? Um... 153 00:09:17,269 --> 00:09:19,430 Are you familiar with Darwin's observation... 154 00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:22,540 of the finches in the Galapagos Islands? 155 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,866 Did they make a movie about it? 156 00:09:25,978 --> 00:09:28,003 - No. - Then no. 157 00:09:28,781 --> 00:09:30,112 All right, well, anyway, uh... 158 00:09:30,282 --> 00:09:32,842 Darwin observed that when two groups of finches... 159 00:09:33,019 --> 00:09:34,884 competed over the same food source... 160 00:09:35,054 --> 00:09:38,148 eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape... 161 00:09:38,324 --> 00:09:40,622 so they could feed on something else. 162 00:09:41,494 --> 00:09:43,257 Okay. 163 00:09:43,863 --> 00:09:46,525 So, what do you think we can learn from that behavior... 164 00:09:46,699 --> 00:09:48,758 that we can apply to our own lives? 165 00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:54,769 Uh, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? 166 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:59,310 Sure, that has birds in it. 167 00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:05,275 It's fun talking to you, Leonard. I always learn stuff. 168 00:10:08,788 --> 00:10:11,154 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna count that. 169 00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:17,890 Do you really have to wear that in bed? 170 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,165 Yeah. The doctor didn't want me to rub my eye during the night. 171 00:10:24,336 --> 00:10:27,430 It was either this or one of those giant neck cones. 172 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:32,003 So did you get to talk to Penny? 173 00:10:32,178 --> 00:10:35,011 Oh, yes. Indeed, I did. 174 00:10:36,248 --> 00:10:37,408 And? 175 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,211 She understood everything I said. Case closed. 176 00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:41,819 Was she upset? 177 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:45,388 Maybe, but that's not my problem. 178 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,048 She's not my girlfriend, you are. 179 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,092 I hope you weren't cruel to her. 180 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:54,394 Is the autumn cruel for letting the flowers die... 181 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:57,229 or is that just nature's way? 182 00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:03,403 Leonard? Leonard? 183 00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,007 - Leonard? - What? 184 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:08,442 I think I figured out Wolowitz's magic trick... 185 00:11:09,548 --> 00:11:11,880 and I need you to pick a card. 186 00:11:12,751 --> 00:11:15,515 I am not opening that door, Sheldon. 187 00:11:15,688 --> 00:11:16,712 As you wish. 188 00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:26,262 Pick a card, put it back, and prepare to be amazed. 189 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,234 Did you pick one? 190 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:31,767 Yep. 191 00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:36,467 Is this your card? 192 00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:39,804 - Nope. - Drat. 193 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,805 Is this your card? 194 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:46,008 No. 195 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:47,880 I'll be right back. 196 00:11:57,463 --> 00:11:59,624 Pick a card, Sheldon. 197 00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:04,265 Now look at it, and put it back in the deck. 198 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:07,672 Now do you remember your card? 199 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,604 Of course, I do, I have an eidetic memory. 200 00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:14,212 My apologies. Now shuffle the cards. 201 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:16,813 Shuffling. 202 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,307 Wait here. 203 00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:25,517 - Processing image, cross-referencing. - What are you doing? 204 00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:28,626 I'm reverse engineering Wolowitz's magic trick. 205 00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:31,925 What's up with the infrared cameras? 206 00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:34,930 I'm measuring residual heat levels on the playing cards... 207 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,295 to determine which one's been touched. 208 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,266 If you hope to have children... 209 00:12:39,438 --> 00:12:41,599 I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers. 210 00:12:41,807 --> 00:12:43,672 Your testicles look a tad warm. 211 00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:56,919 Holy crap, are you connected to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory? 212 00:12:57,089 --> 00:13:00,718 Yes. I'm using their Cray supercomputer to analyze shuffling patterns. 213 00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:04,685 Sheldon, that computer is used for national defense. 214 00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,728 Hacking into it is a federal crime. 215 00:13:06,899 --> 00:13:09,868 Relax, we're not under attack right now. 216 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:15,965 Okay, I'm leaving before the black helicopters get here. 217 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:20,370 And is this my card? 218 00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:22,411 Rats. 219 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:29,114 I wonder if Howard used a radioactive tracer. 220 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:33,247 Where am I going to find uranium-235 this time of night? 221 00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:38,225 Come on, Craigslist. 222 00:13:42,635 --> 00:13:45,126 Is it racist that I took you to an Indian restaurant? 223 00:13:46,605 --> 00:13:48,800 It's okay, I like Indian food. 224 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:50,942 Hmm, or as you probably call it back home, food. 225 00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,407 Why didn't you wear your contacts? Don't you like them? 226 00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:59,710 No, I do. It's just I knew I was having curry tonight... 227 00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:02,126 and I only want one part of my body to burn at a time. 228 00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,181 You know... 229 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,153 my company offered me a position here in Los Angeles. 230 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,231 Does that mean you'd relocate here permanently? 231 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,760 Maybe. What do you think? 232 00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:18,736 Oh, I love it. 233 00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,394 Well, that's great. 234 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,808 Hi. 235 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:27,672 Hi. Just hang on. 236 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:32,135 - Small world. - You did talk to her, didn't you? 237 00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:35,243 Of course, I did. I talked and talked and talked. 238 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:39,550 Hey. Look at Leonard in his fancy-ass grown-up clothes. 239 00:14:41,393 --> 00:14:42,451 Way to go, Priya. 240 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:46,189 For once, he doesn't look like a mannequin in the boys department. 241 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,264 Hey, did he tell you I saved the silk shirt? 242 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:51,731 No, he did not. 243 00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:55,738 He was gonna throw it in the washing machine with his Spiderman underwear. 244 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:58,738 That's our Lenny, huh? Ha, ha. 245 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:01,243 Yes, that's our Lenny. 246 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,278 So how's the food here? 247 00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:06,617 Oh, wow, that is really, really good. 248 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:09,515 Okay. You guys are on a date. We can hang out anytime. 249 00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:10,712 Have fun. 250 00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:12,049 - Bye. - Good night. 251 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:15,250 Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. 252 00:15:18,163 --> 00:15:22,395 Whew. It really sneaks up on you, huh? All right, I gotta go. 253 00:15:27,005 --> 00:15:28,700 It is pretty spicy. 254 00:15:31,944 --> 00:15:33,741 Oh, I've been meaning to tell you... 255 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:35,641 I figured out your magic trick. 256 00:15:36,648 --> 00:15:38,548 - Really? - Oh, yes. 257 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:41,015 In fact, I improved upon it. 258 00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:44,479 I'd love to see that. How about you, Raj? 259 00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:47,022 Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down? 260 00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:50,488 All right. 261 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:57,098 - Pick a card. - Okay, hmm... 262 00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,631 Bippity-boppity-boo. 263 00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:12,010 What's with the wand and the beep? 264 00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:15,984 The wand is called showmanship, and the beep is none of your business. 265 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,788 Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a text message... 266 00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,587 completely unrelated to this magic trick. 267 00:16:24,596 --> 00:16:27,064 Oh, look, my dry cleaning's ready. 268 00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:30,929 And your card was the five of spades. Ta-da! 269 00:16:32,337 --> 00:16:34,805 These cards have barcodes on them. 270 00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:37,669 The wand is a reader. It's transmitting to your phone. 271 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,646 I said, "ta-da." Show's over. 272 00:16:46,084 --> 00:16:49,645 That's pathetic. Let me show you how a real magician does it. 273 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:52,882 Raj, take a card. Don't let me see it. 274 00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:55,151 Okay. 275 00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:56,885 Three of clubs. 276 00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,462 Son of a gun, you're blowing my mind. 277 00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:05,198 Bippity-Boppity-Booya. 278 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,437 That does it. I'm getting uranium. 279 00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:19,681 - You ever gonna tell him? - Maybe. When it stops being fun. 280 00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:22,010 So never. 281 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,246 No. 282 00:17:30,429 --> 00:17:33,762 - Hey, I was just on my way to work. - It's not important. It can wait. 283 00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,900 No, it's all right. Walk me down. 284 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,194 So, what's up? 285 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:40,338 Uh, I kind of have a problem I was hoping you could help me with. 286 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:43,373 - Sure, anything. - Move out. 287 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:46,570 - What? - Not far. 288 00:17:46,745 --> 00:17:51,182 Hey, if you ever wanna start a family, La Canada has some great schools. 289 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:54,342 Okay, I'm not moving anywhere. What the hell is this all about? 290 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,454 Why does it have to be about anything? 291 00:17:56,655 --> 00:18:01,115 Can't a fellow ask his buddy to relocate, no questions asked? 292 00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:04,228 Oh, for God's sake, Leonard, this is about Priya, isn't it? 293 00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:06,364 She doesn't want me hanging out with you. 294 00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:09,092 Yes. There, I said it. 295 00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:11,927 Okay, look. 296 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,800 - I happen to like your girlfriend. - And she likes you. 297 00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:17,237 - No, she doesn't. - Not really, no. 298 00:18:17,409 --> 00:18:20,708 It doesn't matter. From now on, I will keep my distance from you. 299 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,541 Hold on. What kind of distance are we talking about? 300 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:24,909 Because we are neighbors. 301 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:28,177 I mean, I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment. 302 00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:31,083 - You can hear my toilet flush? - I don't listen for it... 303 00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:34,987 but it's nice to know everything's okay with your plumbing. 304 00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:37,885 The building's plumbing. 305 00:18:38,063 --> 00:18:40,759 Leonard, I get it. You're in a new relationship. 306 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:43,868 I'm happy for you. Why don't we shake hands and part friends? 307 00:18:44,036 --> 00:18:45,435 Well, now hold on. 308 00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:46,730 How about this? 309 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:49,874 How about we still hang out, but on the down low? 310 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:55,537 - Are you really that kind of guy? - No. 311 00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:59,150 I actually felt kind of silly just saying "on the down low." 312 00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:02,720 Goodbye, Leonard. 313 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:08,423 Penny, wait. 314 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,857 Damn contacts. 315 00:19:21,673 --> 00:19:23,573 Incoming. 316 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,568 - Hi. - Hey. 317 00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:28,576 Hello. 318 00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:31,242 Why so glum, chum? 319 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:35,283 Apparently, you can't hack into a government supercomputer... 320 00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:37,081 and then try to buy uranium... 321 00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:41,817 without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother. 322 00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:48,833 Oh, that's too bad. Figure out the magic trick yet? 323 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,128 "Figure out the magic trick yet?" 324 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,162 - Want me to tell you how to do it? - No. 325 00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:55,863 I'll show you one more time. 326 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,135 - Raj? - Hang on. 327 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:04,148 This time do it with me, so I can make sure there's no monkey business. 328 00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:07,476 All right. 329 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,295 - Two of hearts. - I hate you. 330 00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:33,642 Yeah, he's gonna win the Nobel Prize.