1 00:00:04,118 --> 00:00:09,146 Why hast thou forsaken me, oh, deity, whose existence I doubt? 2 00:00:10,191 --> 00:00:12,819 Here, breathe into this bag. 3 00:00:14,195 --> 00:00:17,961 - What's going on? - They stole everything, Leonard. 4 00:00:18,132 --> 00:00:19,326 Everything. 5 00:00:20,201 --> 00:00:23,227 - Are you the roommate? - Leonard Hofstadter. What happened? 6 00:00:23,404 --> 00:00:25,497 Your friend called 911 to report a robbery. 7 00:00:25,673 --> 00:00:27,368 Oh, my God, what did they get? 8 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:28,633 What didn't they get? 9 00:00:28,809 --> 00:00:32,540 They got my enchanted weapons, my Vicious Gladiator armor... 10 00:00:32,713 --> 00:00:37,343 my Wand of Untainted Power and all my gold. 11 00:00:38,519 --> 00:00:39,679 You called the police... 12 00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:43,187 because someone hacked your "World of Warcraft" account? 13 00:00:43,357 --> 00:00:44,722 What choice did I have? 14 00:00:44,892 --> 00:00:47,918 The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf... 15 00:00:48,095 --> 00:00:49,858 hero of the Eastern Kingdoms... 16 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:54,694 has been picked clean like a carcass in the desert sun. 17 00:00:55,536 --> 00:00:57,766 Plus, the FBI hung up on me. 18 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:01,204 Into the bag. 19 00:01:01,876 --> 00:01:04,902 They took my battle ostrich. 20 00:01:05,079 --> 00:01:08,344 - Oh, no, not Glenn. - Yes. Glenn. 21 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:11,314 Only bird I ever loved. 22 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,085 Good luck, fellas. 23 00:01:14,255 --> 00:01:15,779 Oh, thank you, officer. 24 00:01:15,956 --> 00:01:18,550 Wait a minute. You're not going to do anything? 25 00:01:18,726 --> 00:01:21,024 - Mr. Cooper, there's nothing... - Dr. Cooper. 26 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,759 Seriously? 27 00:01:25,232 --> 00:01:27,462 Not the kind with access to drugs. 28 00:01:28,736 --> 00:01:32,069 Fine. Dr. Cooper, I'm sorry for your loss... 29 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:37,609 but the Pasadena Police Department doesn't have jurisdiction in Pandora. 30 00:01:38,245 --> 00:01:40,213 That's from Avatar. 31 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:43,941 "World of Warcraft" takes place in Azeroth. 32 00:01:44,118 --> 00:01:47,144 Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun? 33 00:01:47,955 --> 00:01:51,721 Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop? 34 00:01:52,493 --> 00:01:53,892 What? 35 00:01:54,061 --> 00:01:57,622 One who was drummed off the force because he refused to play by the rules. 36 00:01:57,798 --> 00:02:02,462 And now he hires himself out to impose his own brand of rough justice? 37 00:02:04,638 --> 00:02:06,128 No. 38 00:02:07,107 --> 00:02:09,337 Thank you, officer. 39 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:11,910 It's all gone. All gone. 40 00:02:12,279 --> 00:02:15,339 - I'm really sorry, Sheldon. - What kind of world do we live in... 41 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:19,384 where a man would take another man's battle ostrich? 42 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,114 I don't know. 43 00:02:22,089 --> 00:02:26,025 This act of aggression must be met with swift and cruel ferocity. 44 00:02:26,193 --> 00:02:30,630 It is time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. 45 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:33,760 I'm on it. 46 00:02:36,604 --> 00:02:39,630 Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz. Is Howard there? 47 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:42,207 Okay, thanks. 48 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:46,505 That particular dog of war will have to call you back after his bath. 49 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:51,277 See if Raj is done with Pilates. 50 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:19,941 Three thousand hours. 51 00:03:20,114 --> 00:03:25,051 Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. 52 00:03:25,953 --> 00:03:29,047 It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time. 53 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:31,782 They knew what they were doing. 54 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:34,655 He got in and out of your account in under 15 minutes... 55 00:03:34,828 --> 00:03:38,025 transferred all your stuff, didn't leave a digital fingerprint. 56 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:41,065 Oh, there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world... 57 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:43,896 to quell the rage in my heart. 58 00:03:45,339 --> 00:03:48,172 I'm talking to an orc under the bridge in Thunder Bluff... 59 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:51,209 says if we pay him, he'll help us track down your things. 60 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:53,369 - Can we trust him? - I should say so. 61 00:03:53,547 --> 00:03:57,347 He appears to be a member of the Nigerian royal family. 62 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,353 Whoa, somebody's auctioning off a jeweled ostrich bridle. 63 00:04:02,523 --> 00:04:03,854 No, Glenn's was leather. 64 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:07,150 He was a simple ostrich. 65 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:09,887 Is. Is. I haven't given up hope. 66 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:13,328 - Hey. - Hey, Penny. 67 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:17,596 - We're in the middle of a crisis here. - Oh, I know. Bernadette told me. 68 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:20,797 I'm sorry, Sheldon, I know that game meant a lot to you. 69 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:22,674 That game? 70 00:04:24,211 --> 00:04:27,772 Excuse me, Penny, but "Doodle Jump" is a game. 71 00:04:27,948 --> 00:04:30,508 "Angry Birds" is a game. 72 00:04:30,684 --> 00:04:35,849 "World of Warcraft" is a massively multiplayer online role-playing... 73 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:37,854 All right, technically it's a game. 74 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:43,051 Bad news. The Nigerian prince may be a fraud. 75 00:04:44,198 --> 00:04:46,894 Okay, I brought you a day-old cheesecake to cheer you up. 76 00:04:47,334 --> 00:04:51,737 Stale pastry is hollow succor to a man who is bereft of ostrich. 77 00:04:53,407 --> 00:04:56,740 - Just say thank you. - I thought I just did. 78 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:00,372 All right, see you later. 79 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:01,840 - Oh, hello. - Oh, hi. 80 00:05:02,282 --> 00:05:04,716 I was just dropping off a cheesecake to Sheldon. 81 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:07,046 He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap... 82 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,553 that's useful in a make-believe place. 83 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,090 I don't know what that means. 84 00:05:12,259 --> 00:05:14,727 Yeah, well, sadly, I do. 85 00:05:17,364 --> 00:05:20,458 Did you know Priya took Leonard Rollerblading at the beach? 86 00:05:21,168 --> 00:05:22,260 Can you believe that? 87 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,300 I feel like I'm supposed to say "that bitch"... 88 00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:27,770 but I don't have enough information. 89 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:32,809 I am the one who spent two years trying to get him to go to the beach. 90 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:36,916 He was so phobic about stepping on medical waste, I had to carry him. 91 00:05:37,885 --> 00:05:39,614 I took Howard to the beach once. 92 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:43,154 He almost burst into flames like a vampire. 93 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:48,489 What's the thanks I get for turning Leonard into quality boyfriend material? 94 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:50,755 I have to tiptoe around his new girlfriend. 95 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:53,431 I think you're on. 96 00:05:54,134 --> 00:05:56,432 That bitch. 97 00:05:57,704 --> 00:06:00,366 You want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream? 98 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:03,704 Here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure mother warned me about. 99 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:07,670 I was starting to think it was never gonna happen. 100 00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:09,915 Yes, please. 101 00:06:10,684 --> 00:06:13,152 Should've seen Leonard when we met. No eye contact. 102 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,721 He was either looking up at the ceiling or down at his shoes. 103 00:06:16,924 --> 00:06:17,948 I'm drunk. 104 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,686 For the first months whenever I'd take off my bra... 105 00:06:23,864 --> 00:06:27,698 he would giggle and say, "Oh, boy, my breast friends." 106 00:06:29,736 --> 00:06:32,728 If it makes you feel better, I'm never speaking to Priya again. 107 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:35,465 No, don't do that. No reason to be mean to her. 108 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:40,810 This may be the alcohol talking, but I believe there is. 109 00:06:40,981 --> 00:06:43,814 Are you familiar with the study of Tanzanian chimpanzees... 110 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:46,919 by Nishida and Hosaka out of Kyoto University? 111 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:50,147 No, but I can name all the Kardashians. 112 00:06:50,858 --> 00:06:53,349 Primates such as ourselves have a natural instinct... 113 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,893 to ostracize ill-mannered members of the troop. 114 00:06:56,063 --> 00:06:58,190 Bernadette's urge to shun, scowl... 115 00:06:58,365 --> 00:07:01,994 or fling her waste at Priya is hardwired into her DNA. 116 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:05,938 I don't have an urge to fling my waste. 117 00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:08,904 Believe me, it's there. We all have it. 118 00:07:09,109 --> 00:07:11,270 Hit me with some more booze and I'll show you. 119 00:07:14,114 --> 00:07:15,240 All right, here we are. 120 00:07:15,415 --> 00:07:19,010 This is the tavern where all the black market weapon trades go down. 121 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,518 I don't think my character should be in a place like this. 122 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:24,680 Everyone's undressing her with their eyes. 123 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:28,858 Maybe if you stop dropping your sword and bending over to pick it up. 124 00:07:30,697 --> 00:07:34,189 - What exactly are we looking for? - Redheaded troll by the name of Glumly. 125 00:07:34,368 --> 00:07:36,859 According to this, if you wanna move stolen goods... 126 00:07:37,037 --> 00:07:39,597 and it's after school hours, he's your guy. 127 00:07:39,773 --> 00:07:43,300 Is this going to take much longer? We were gonna spend some time together. 128 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:44,738 We are. In the meantime... 129 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:47,574 you're welcome to whip up a character and join us. 130 00:07:48,215 --> 00:07:49,807 Seriously? 131 00:07:50,017 --> 00:07:53,646 Well, you have to put in a credit card number, but it's fun. 132 00:07:54,221 --> 00:07:55,552 Maybe I should just go home. 133 00:07:55,722 --> 00:07:58,782 - Our troll walked in. I got him. - We got him. We're almost done. 134 00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:01,084 How do you guys wanna play this? 135 00:08:01,261 --> 00:08:05,095 Be ruthless. Tell him if he doesn't start talking, we'll register a complaint... 136 00:08:05,265 --> 00:08:07,665 with his Internet service provider. 137 00:08:08,268 --> 00:08:11,237 Sheldon, what if he gets his Internet from his cable company? 138 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:15,603 He could lose his HBO and all their delightful original programming. 139 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:19,470 I don't care. I'm losing it, man. 140 00:08:19,746 --> 00:08:23,341 Why don't we play this smart? Try a little good goblin, bad goblin. 141 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:25,450 Oh, dear Lord. 142 00:08:25,619 --> 00:08:27,450 No, I think we have to be more subtle. 143 00:08:27,621 --> 00:08:30,784 Okay, I see where this is going. 144 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:33,051 Fine, I'll have sex with him. 145 00:08:36,263 --> 00:08:38,322 That's not where it was going. 146 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:42,268 Good, because I would hate that. 147 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:45,863 Leonard, you're busy, let's talk tomorrow. 148 00:08:46,073 --> 00:08:48,166 Oh, wait, hang on. Are you upset? 149 00:08:48,342 --> 00:08:51,607 No, no, I think it's sexy to date a boy trapped in a man's body. 150 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,642 Good, good. I'll tell you what happens. 151 00:08:57,584 --> 00:09:00,075 People think I don't get sarcasm. 152 00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:06,184 Well, well, well. 153 00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:09,021 Look who it is. 154 00:09:09,196 --> 00:09:11,164 - Okay. Be nice. - Hello. 155 00:09:11,698 --> 00:09:15,828 - We're just heading out for a drink. - Because I do that now. 156 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:20,167 Count your blessings you're not a Tanzanian chimp. 157 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:23,370 - What? - Don't listen to her. 158 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,204 She's had a lot of ice cream. 159 00:09:26,313 --> 00:09:27,405 Do you wanna join us? 160 00:09:27,614 --> 00:09:29,809 Oh, thank you, but I have work to do. 161 00:09:33,186 --> 00:09:37,122 Four women walk down the stairs. How many reach the lobby? 162 00:09:42,629 --> 00:09:45,427 Did your sister say anything when you got home last night? 163 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:49,057 Don't put me in the middle of this. I'm not going to be your go-between. 164 00:09:49,236 --> 00:09:51,033 Come on, help me out. Am I in trouble? 165 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:54,802 - There's no reason to worry. - That's a relief. 166 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,603 Many women in happy relationships spend their nights... 167 00:09:57,778 --> 00:09:59,541 Skyping with their ex-boyfriend Sanjay. 168 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,341 Good news, gentlemen. I found our hacker. 169 00:10:05,552 --> 00:10:06,610 - What? - Really? 170 00:10:06,787 --> 00:10:08,254 Yeah, no one can hide from me. 171 00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:12,153 Not Waldo, not Carmen Sandiego, not even topless Natalie Portman. 172 00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:17,427 I've never said these words before, but good job, Howard. 173 00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:22,192 Thanks. Our culprit is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki. 174 00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:25,827 2711 Ocean View Road, Carlsbad, California. 175 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:28,804 The name and the address drip with evil. 176 00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:31,975 - What else do we know about him? - Quite a bit, actually. 177 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:35,012 I bet he's some loser who lives with his parents. 178 00:10:40,387 --> 00:10:42,355 Yes, he does live with his parents. 179 00:10:44,157 --> 00:10:46,682 Here's a Google Earth shot of their house. 180 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,727 Excellent. It's in a cul-de-sac. We can box him in. 181 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:55,024 - Hold on, you're thinking of going there? - Carlsbad is only a couple of hours away. 182 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:58,971 You walk up to the house, knock on the door and demand your stuff back. 183 00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:02,336 - What if he says no? - I don't know if you've been following... 184 00:11:02,509 --> 00:11:05,637 but there have been some advancements in the field of torture. 185 00:11:07,614 --> 00:11:09,241 No one's getting tortured. 186 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,475 Fine, we'll abide by the Geneva Convention. 187 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:12,982 But ask yourself this: 188 00:11:13,353 --> 00:11:17,255 In the course of our lives, how much lunch money has been taken from us? 189 00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:19,090 How many kites? 190 00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:21,625 How many Scooby-Doo Trapper Keepers? 191 00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:24,994 - I totally had one of those. - Of course you did. 192 00:11:25,165 --> 00:11:27,895 A fun and practical way of organizing your schoolwork. 193 00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:31,269 But the bullies took it from us. Well, no more. 194 00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:35,397 Tonight, we take back our dignity, our birthright and our pride. 195 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:37,936 What do you say? Who's with me? 196 00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:46,012 I have a hip-hop aerobics class at 5, could we go after? 197 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,513 - Sure. - Also, tonight's the Sabbath... 198 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:53,625 and my mother and I have a tradition of lighting candles and Wheel of Fortune. 199 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:57,559 If we could leave at 8, we'd still regain our birthright at 10, 10:30 latest. 200 00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:00,556 Fine. 201 00:12:01,268 --> 00:12:02,929 - Leonard? - Oh, jeez... 202 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:05,970 I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row. 203 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:09,108 Oh, come on, man. Bros before... 204 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,238 my sister. 205 00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:17,873 - Screw it. I'm in. - Me too. 206 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,609 And me. 207 00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:23,117 One moment. 208 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:30,752 I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal, not the common cold. 209 00:12:35,035 --> 00:12:38,004 I thought this delay was so you could watch Wheel of Fortune... 210 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:41,697 with your mother. I am. She's bleaching her mustache. 211 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,637 Check it out. Hey, Ma! 212 00:12:44,811 --> 00:12:49,942 "Before and after," four words, 17 letters, two N's, one V! 213 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:51,947 Fanny pack of wolves! 214 00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:57,589 - That's incredible. - Yeah, she's kind of a Wheel savant. 215 00:12:59,526 --> 00:13:00,993 Uh-oh. That's Priya. 216 00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:05,826 Sitar music for her ringtone is not cool, dude. 217 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:07,959 Hit the... 218 00:13:09,336 --> 00:13:10,928 Hey, sweetie. 219 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:14,371 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be working late. 220 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,676 I miss you too. 221 00:13:18,979 --> 00:13:22,346 Okay, sure, I'll call you when I get home. Okay, bye-bye. 222 00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:25,280 Very nice. You lie to my sister. 223 00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:29,786 That's the nicest thing he does to your sister. 224 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,264 - Guess who? - Cover for me. 225 00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:43,199 Hello, Priya. What's up? 226 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,004 How would I know if Leonard's at work or not? 227 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,730 Don't be suspicious. 228 00:13:47,907 --> 00:13:50,000 If you want your relationship to continue... 229 00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:53,168 you have to believe whatever wild-eyed, cockamamy excuse... 230 00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:56,315 the white devil has the nerve to offer you. 231 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,545 Okay? Yeah. Bye-bye. 232 00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,516 You owe me. 233 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,485 New puzzle, Ma! 234 00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:08,321 "Same name," one N, two D's, three O's! 235 00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:11,089 Whoopi and Rube Goldberg! 236 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,165 - That's uncanny. - I know. It's her superpower. 237 00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,199 Well, that and jiggling her arm fat. 238 00:14:19,806 --> 00:14:23,435 I can't believe we're going all the way to San Diego to confront this guy. 239 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,078 Yeah, we're kind of badasses, aren't we? 240 00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:27,577 Totally. 241 00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:31,715 Hey, how about we stay the night and hit Legoland in the morning? 242 00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:33,248 SeaWorld is better. 243 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:37,516 It has Shamu who is literally tons of fun. 244 00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,785 But for the moment, let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki. 245 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,451 Yeah. We're coming for you, Todd Zarnecki. 246 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,758 And for the record, Legoland is more interactive. 247 00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,424 I almost feel sorry for the poor fool sitting 248 00:14:50,437 --> 00:14:52,904 in his split-level suburban ranch... 249 00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:57,908 unaware that a vengeful horde is barreling down the San Diego freeway... 250 00:14:58,078 --> 00:14:59,909 at 71 miles an hour. 251 00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:03,844 Ease up there, lead foot. You trying to get us killed? 252 00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:08,985 I took the liberty of burning us a mix of heroic questing music. 253 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:14,590 This says "Beyoncé Bootylicious Dance Mix." 254 00:15:14,761 --> 00:15:17,992 It's a rewritable CD. Just put it in. 255 00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:19,728 Beyoncé? Really? 256 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:23,133 She's curvy and she owns it. I like that. 257 00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:33,572 Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it. 258 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:36,409 We are winged fury. 259 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,575 Which is still no excuse for going over the posted speed limit. 260 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,122 Next time we go to kick someone's ass, we take the train. 261 00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:52,291 I always prefer the train. 262 00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:56,762 Sheldon, let's go. 263 00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,164 Coming. 264 00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,274 Why did you bring that? 265 00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:08,346 No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart than a Klingon bat'leth. 266 00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:11,507 Okay, let's get clear on something. 267 00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:13,982 Just tell this guy to transfer all your stuff... 268 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:16,315 back into your account, then be on our way. 269 00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:18,719 No one's bat'lething anybody. 270 00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:22,790 So my blade shall not taste blood tonight? 271 00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:26,423 No. 272 00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:30,666 - Well, now I just feel silly holding it. - Come on. 273 00:16:31,738 --> 00:16:34,901 - Can I at least kick down the door? - You're welcome to try... 274 00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:38,669 but the other day, it took you 15 minutes to get into a FedEx box. 275 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:45,175 - Who is it? - Your doom. 276 00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:49,048 Don't say, "your doom." Who opens the door for their doom? 277 00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:52,055 Good point. Basket of puppies. 278 00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:56,554 What? 279 00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:58,594 Uh... 280 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,889 Sheldon? 281 00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:06,263 - Are you Todd Zarnecki? - Yeah. Who are you? 282 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:08,707 I'm Sheldor of Azeroth. 283 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,172 I want my things back. 284 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:12,106 I don't think so. Let me see that. 285 00:17:12,278 --> 00:17:13,745 Careful, it's a collectible. 286 00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:17,581 I know. I've always wanted one. 287 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,526 He's even more cunning than we thought. 288 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,060 You know, the joke's on him. 289 00:17:35,235 --> 00:17:39,934 Without the certificate of authenticity, that bat'leth is worthless. 290 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,034 Yeah, he walked right into our trap. 291 00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:48,007 Legoland seems like a hollow dream now. 292 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,142 Uh-oh. 293 00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:54,912 - What's the matter? - Something's wrong. Not getting gas. 294 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:04,562 Anybody know anything about combustion engines? 295 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:07,097 - Of course. - Nineteenth-century technology. 296 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,497 Does anybody know how to fix combustion engine? 297 00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,796 - No. - Not a clue. 298 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,969 We'd better call somebody to come pick us up. 299 00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,636 It'd be swell if they had a train. 300 00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:25,274 Thank you, Penny. 301 00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,652 No problem. 302 00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:32,190 So I think it's interesting you didn't call your girlfriend to come get you. 303 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,654 I kind of told her I was working. 304 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,353 So you lied to her. Also interesting. 305 00:18:38,831 --> 00:18:42,995 She doesn't really understand the whole "Warcraft" adventure-role-playing thing. 306 00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:46,605 Well, doesn't matter if she gets it, as long as she's pretty. 307 00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:50,437 This one's funny, Leonard. 308 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,669 How come you couldn't make it work with her? 309 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,111 Did you at least get Sheldon's fake stuff back? 310 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,979 No, we failed in our noble quest. 311 00:19:00,153 --> 00:19:04,385 - How come? - Todd Zarnecki was mean. 312 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,021 All right, hang on. 313 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:07,383 What are you doing? 314 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:11,291 I'm gonna show you how we finish a quest in Nebraska. 315 00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,090 Oh, Beyoncé. 316 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,865 This ain't no Beyoncé. 317 00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:31,043 Now what? 318 00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:34,710 - Give his stuff back. - I don't know what you're talking about. 319 00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,145 Well, then good news. 320 00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:40,816 Today's the day a girl's finally gonna touch you in your little special place. 321 00:19:44,197 --> 00:19:46,995 - Now, give him his stuff back. - Okay. 322 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,224 We did it! 323 00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:52,701 I said, we. 324 00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:01,346 Oh, hold the door. 325 00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:02,872 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 326 00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,883 - Going to see Leonard? - Yes. 327 00:20:07,854 --> 00:20:09,378 - How have you been? - Fine. 328 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:12,149 - You? - Very well, thank you. 329 00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:55,300 - All right, well, great seeing you. - Yeah, you too. 330 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:02,105 Amy's right. I do wanna fling my poop at her.