1 00:00:04,846 --> 00:00:06,370 Leonard, are you in the shower? 2 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,642 I can't hear you. I'm in the shower. 3 00:00:09,817 --> 00:00:13,719 I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now. 4 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,014 What? 5 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:19,683 Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events. 6 00:00:19,861 --> 00:00:22,261 I can't hear you. I'm in the shower. 7 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:24,227 I have to skip the chitchat. 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:25,593 Emergency. 9 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:28,463 - What kind of emergency? - Mathematical. 10 00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:31,935 Thirty-two-ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder. 11 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,473 You might not wanna do that. 12 00:00:34,642 --> 00:00:36,132 No, I assure you I do. 13 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,773 Sheldon, I'm not alone in here. 14 00:00:38,947 --> 00:00:40,608 What? 15 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,611 Hello, Sheldon. 16 00:00:43,785 --> 00:00:46,447 What are you doing in there? She can't be in here. 17 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:47,815 We were in here first. 18 00:00:47,989 --> 00:00:50,651 - You can't be here. - According to the roommate agreement... 19 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:53,953 The right to bathroom privacy... 20 00:00:54,128 --> 00:00:56,392 is suspended in the event of force majeure. 21 00:00:56,564 --> 00:01:00,796 And believe me, I'm experiencing a very majeure force. 22 00:01:01,502 --> 00:01:03,629 Oh, come on, you can't wait two minutes? 23 00:01:03,805 --> 00:01:06,069 Leonard, let the man pee. 24 00:01:11,679 --> 00:01:15,342 Penny. Penny. Penny. 25 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:19,450 - What? - Move, move, move. 26 00:01:46,614 --> 00:01:47,945 You dance with me. 27 00:01:48,116 --> 00:01:51,279 Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, you are officially charged... 28 00:01:51,452 --> 00:01:55,047 with two violations of the roommate agreement. 29 00:01:55,223 --> 00:01:57,851 - Do you waive reading of the charges? - Yeah, fine. 30 00:01:58,026 --> 00:02:01,860 Hang on, no. My client does not waive reading of the charges. 31 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:03,858 Oh. 32 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,932 Cool, I've got a lawyer. 33 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:10,533 And I've seen her naked. Heh, heh. 34 00:02:11,706 --> 00:02:13,435 Proceed. 35 00:02:13,775 --> 00:02:15,572 Very well. Ahem. 36 00:02:15,743 --> 00:02:19,372 On or about the 28th day of April... 37 00:02:19,547 --> 00:02:22,448 the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought... 38 00:02:22,617 --> 00:02:25,950 deny access to the shared bathroom in a time of emergency... 39 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,918 to wit, my back teeth were floating. 40 00:02:29,757 --> 00:02:32,317 The accused exceeded... 41 00:02:32,493 --> 00:02:34,552 the agreed upon occupancy of the shower. 42 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:35,787 To wit, one. 43 00:02:35,963 --> 00:02:38,796 Unless we are under attack by water-soluble aliens. 44 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:43,502 Can I see the roommate agreement? 45 00:02:43,671 --> 00:02:46,606 Um, it's fairly technical. 46 00:02:47,175 --> 00:02:48,403 I think I can handle it. 47 00:02:49,911 --> 00:02:52,345 Top of her class. Cambridge University. 48 00:02:52,513 --> 00:02:56,313 Licensed to practice law in three countries and your face. 49 00:03:01,956 --> 00:03:05,448 All right. Based on a cursory reading, it doesn't look like... 50 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:09,756 you have much of a case, Sheldon. Do so, do so. 51 00:03:10,665 --> 00:03:11,859 Oh, I'm afraid not. 52 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:13,261 Section seven here... 53 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,994 on the right to enter in emergency situations... 54 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:18,934 is not specific as to what constitutes an emergency. 55 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:20,369 No, that's ridiculous. 56 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:22,634 A bathroom emergency is self-explanatory. 57 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:25,543 Is it? If Leonard forgot to trim his nose hair... 58 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:28,113 could he barge in while you were showering? 59 00:03:28,282 --> 00:03:30,716 Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. 60 00:03:30,918 --> 00:03:34,012 He thinks because he's short, nobody can see up there. 61 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:39,783 Point is, Sheldon, the legal principle... 62 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:43,362 is ambiguity in a contract benefits the party that did not draft it. 63 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:46,227 In this case, Leonard. So much for count one. 64 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,232 - But... - No buts. That's how the law works. 65 00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:50,796 Schooled. 66 00:03:55,743 --> 00:03:59,144 As for the shower capacity issue, I cite addendum J. 67 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:02,476 "When Sheldon showers second, all measures shall be taken... 68 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,845 to ensure an adequate supply of hot water." 69 00:04:05,019 --> 00:04:07,749 I believe this supersedes the occupancy issue. 70 00:04:07,922 --> 00:04:10,152 Superseded. 71 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:16,256 This isn't over. 72 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,928 No offense, but shower sex with you... 73 00:04:22,103 --> 00:04:25,197 is now the second best thing that's happened today. 74 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,243 Hmm. Greek food on pizza night. 75 00:04:30,411 --> 00:04:34,108 This is the most cruel thing we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message... 76 00:04:34,282 --> 00:04:36,682 from Stephen Hawking on his voice-mail. 77 00:04:38,052 --> 00:04:39,280 Seriously? 78 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,284 I wish to discuss your theories... 79 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,582 - on black holes. - Ha-ha-ha. 80 00:04:44,358 --> 00:04:48,419 Meet me at the Randy's Donut by the airport at 2 a.m. 81 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,095 What is that you're eating? 82 00:04:54,268 --> 00:04:55,599 Tonight is pizza night. 83 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:58,739 I'd like to refer that to my attorney. 84 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:03,937 According to what I see here, Thursday nights are Franconi's Pizza night. 85 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,602 Yes. And when Franconi's went out of business... 86 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:08,544 we switched to Graziano's. 87 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:13,050 That's interesting. Can you just switch restaurants like that, Priya? 88 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:17,748 Good question, Howard. 89 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:19,324 Turns out you can't. 90 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:23,725 According to the document you drew up, the selection of a new takeout restaurant... 91 00:05:23,898 --> 00:05:27,334 requires public hearings and a 60-day comment period. 92 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,934 Were those criteria met? 93 00:05:35,776 --> 00:05:37,573 No. 94 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,414 Well, this is Greek food. 95 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:46,177 Leonard, you hate Greek food. 96 00:05:46,354 --> 00:05:48,584 Not as much as you. 97 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,152 Fine. 98 00:05:54,328 --> 00:05:56,421 I'm nothing if not adaptable. 99 00:05:57,632 --> 00:06:00,829 I got you the lamb kabob. 100 00:06:01,002 --> 00:06:02,867 - Thank you. - Mm. 101 00:06:24,025 --> 00:06:27,620 If you think about it, Greek food isn't that far from Italian food. 102 00:06:27,795 --> 00:06:30,525 They share a spice palette. 103 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:39,402 And what a civilization is the Greeks'. 104 00:06:43,311 --> 00:06:44,335 Mm. 105 00:06:44,512 --> 00:06:47,913 They gave us science, democracy... 106 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:51,642 and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat. 107 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,683 Penny. Penny. Penny. 108 00:07:00,194 --> 00:07:02,389 - Hey, what's up? - The mean Indian lady... 109 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:04,724 tried to make me eat lamb. 110 00:07:07,768 --> 00:07:11,898 Congratulations, pizza night will now be at your apartment. Order one. 111 00:07:12,573 --> 00:07:15,007 Sorry, I'm meeting Amy and Bernadette for dinner. 112 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:16,871 You're welcome to tag along. 113 00:07:17,044 --> 00:07:18,204 A girls' night? 114 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:21,780 Oh, I don't know if I'm up for talking about rainbows, unicorns... 115 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:23,678 and menstrual cramps. 116 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,013 Okay, suit yourself. 117 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:28,547 We'll probably be trashing Priya a little. 118 00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:30,748 Shotgun. 119 00:07:32,593 --> 00:07:35,892 Okay, I'd like to propose a toast to a wonderful girls' night out. 120 00:07:36,964 --> 00:07:40,525 Fair warning, we can get crazy. 121 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:44,398 Yeah. Last week we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons. 122 00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:47,199 Really, Amy? 123 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:51,573 Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries... 124 00:07:51,746 --> 00:07:54,214 were made by people having a good time? 125 00:07:57,218 --> 00:07:59,709 Why did you bring him? He's harshing my buzz. 126 00:08:00,755 --> 00:08:03,883 I felt sorry for him. Priya's giving him a hard time. 127 00:08:04,058 --> 00:08:07,255 The Priya bashing's starting early. Yay, heh. 128 00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:11,989 Okay, what's up with those pantsuits? 129 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,233 I need some context. 130 00:08:14,402 --> 00:08:15,630 Pantsuits suck. 131 00:08:15,803 --> 00:08:18,567 And that opens her up to justifiable ridicule for wearing them. 132 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:19,899 Good one, Bernadette. 133 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:24,438 See? Crazy. 134 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,908 Whee! 135 00:08:34,989 --> 00:08:37,082 You smell like baby powder. 136 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,421 It's talc. 137 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:42,084 As that's the primary ingredient of baby powder... 138 00:08:42,263 --> 00:08:44,527 I understand your confusion. 139 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:47,292 Oh, I'm not confused at all. 140 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,503 You're like a sexy toddler. 141 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,734 I don't know how to process that. 142 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:58,403 I do. 143 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:05,246 Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree, K-l-S-S-S-S-l-N-G. 144 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,351 That's too many S's for kissing. 145 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:10,547 Not if they're doing it for a long time. 146 00:09:13,494 --> 00:09:16,691 Sheldon, have you ever kissed a girl? 147 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:20,426 Other than my mother, my sister and my meemaw, no. 148 00:09:20,868 --> 00:09:24,201 But in the interest of full disclosure, I was once on a bus... 149 00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:27,340 and gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to an elderly nun... 150 00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:29,476 who passed out from heat exhaustion. 151 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:35,909 Yeah, every year I get a Christmas card from her signed with too many X's and O's. 152 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,308 That doesn't count. 153 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,215 Aren't you even a little curious? 154 00:09:40,387 --> 00:09:42,014 Yeah, you're a scientist. 155 00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:43,918 Where is the curiosity? 156 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,219 I'm available for experimentation. 157 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:51,988 Thank you. 158 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:55,567 Not necessary. We know everything there is to know about kissing. 159 00:09:55,736 --> 00:09:59,365 It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles. 160 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,475 Oh, blah, blah, blah. Give me some sugar, bestie. 161 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:11,208 I'm certainly glad no one said they were curious about Aztec human sacrifice. 162 00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:14,183 Hey, I know. Let's take Sheldon dancing. 163 00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:16,550 Oh, I totally wanna see Sheldon dance. 164 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:19,386 I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate. 165 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,720 Ha, ha. 166 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:24,126 No, thank you. But for the record, I'm an excellent dancer. 167 00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:26,732 I'm proficient in the rumba, waltz and cha-cha. 168 00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:29,563 - Really? - I don't see why that's surprising. 169 00:10:29,737 --> 00:10:31,227 I excel at so many things. 170 00:10:31,405 --> 00:10:33,703 You've had my sourdough bread. 171 00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:36,174 Did you take dance lessons? 172 00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:37,571 Against my will. 173 00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:42,205 In the South, preadolescent children are forced through cotillion... 174 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:46,114 which indoctrinates them with all social graces and dance skills needed... 175 00:10:46,287 --> 00:10:49,347 to function in 18th century Vienna. 176 00:10:50,624 --> 00:10:53,422 Oh, we are so taking you dancing. 177 00:10:53,594 --> 00:10:55,858 No, you most certainly are not. 178 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,261 What does your cotillion training say is expected of a gentleman... 179 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:02,561 when three ladies ask him to escort them to a dance soirée? 180 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,805 I saved a nun's life. 181 00:11:07,975 --> 00:11:10,307 Why am I being punished? 182 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:16,173 - Oh. - Oof! 183 00:11:17,351 --> 00:11:19,251 Take us someplace we can waltz. 184 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,478 Where you can what? 185 00:11:20,654 --> 00:11:23,487 Waltz. It's a social dance from Austria... 186 00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:25,852 choreographed to a three-four time signature. 187 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,409 Ah, waltz. 188 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,643 Here we go. 189 00:11:50,484 --> 00:11:54,284 I kissed a girl, and I liked it. 190 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,689 What happened to you? 191 00:12:17,811 --> 00:12:19,676 Shake it, baby, shake it. 192 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,747 Muy caliente, Sheldon. 193 00:12:24,218 --> 00:12:27,847 - Care to dance? - Oh, sorry, I'm engaged. 194 00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:30,684 How about you? 195 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:33,122 Oh, what the hell. Ha-ha-ha. 196 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,159 Oh. 197 00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:56,376 How come, if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night? 198 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:59,018 What's 16 times 14? 199 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:02,317 My burps taste like cranberry juice. 200 00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,992 And there's your answer. 201 00:13:08,128 --> 00:13:09,857 You like to come in for a nightcap? 202 00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:13,131 If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink. 203 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,768 If to the hat you don while wearing a nightshirt... 204 00:13:15,936 --> 00:13:18,598 and holding a candle, I have one. 205 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,337 I have Yoo-Hoo. 206 00:13:21,775 --> 00:13:23,743 It's hard to say no to Yoo-Hoo. 207 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:27,008 The name literally beckons. 208 00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:32,585 Make yourself comfortable. 209 00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,482 Thank you. 210 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,016 Is someone smoking? 211 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,852 Oh, that's just Ricky. 212 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:47,090 - You own a smoking monkey? - Don't be silly. 213 00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:51,169 He's one of the animals in my department's nicotine addiction study. 214 00:13:52,473 --> 00:13:55,067 - What's he doing here? - I'm giving him emphysema. 215 00:13:55,242 --> 00:13:58,040 The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable. 216 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,312 Remarkable. 217 00:14:02,649 --> 00:14:05,584 - You worried about secondhand smoke? - A little. 218 00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:09,416 The real danger is him biting my face off while I'm sleeping. 219 00:14:12,693 --> 00:14:15,526 Is he deliberately blowing smoke at me? 220 00:14:15,696 --> 00:14:18,756 Yeah. He's kind of an ass. 221 00:14:22,202 --> 00:14:24,227 Thank you. 222 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,839 May I share something with you that's troubling me? 223 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:30,841 Of course. What's rattling around in that big bulbous brain of yours? 224 00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,039 Priya has essentially nullified my roommate agreement with Leonard... 225 00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:39,413 making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me. 226 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,419 And you want me to kill her? Done. 227 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,185 No, of course not. 228 00:14:44,358 --> 00:14:47,088 I trained Ricky to smoke. I can train him to shoot a dart. 229 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,992 No jury would convict us because people love monkeys. 230 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:57,627 I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild. 231 00:14:58,238 --> 00:15:01,537 But I really need to talk to smart Amy now. 232 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:05,473 Excuse me. 233 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:10,742 Have you considered your intelligence might be causing your dilemma? 234 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,324 - No. - What do you think Ricky would do... 235 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:22,394 if an interloper encroached on his territory? 236 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:26,363 Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance... 237 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:31,664 through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. 238 00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:34,069 A little outside my comfort zone. 239 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,572 You're being too literal. 240 00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:39,075 My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules... 241 00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:40,645 and neither should you. 242 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,573 Are you suggesting I play dirty? 243 00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:45,917 Yes, dirty. 244 00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:50,580 Dirty, dirty, dirty. 245 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:56,690 Which brings me to our next order of business. 246 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,159 Fascinating. 247 00:16:03,036 --> 00:16:07,302 I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did. 248 00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:24,588 Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains? 249 00:16:25,926 --> 00:16:28,417 You really are an ass. 250 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,761 - Morning, Sheldon. - Oh, good you're up. 251 00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:38,098 I've written a new and improved roommate agreement... 252 00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:39,671 that benefits me greatly. 253 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,637 I'd like you to sign it. 254 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,800 Why would I wanna do that? 255 00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:46,468 Excellent question. 256 00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:49,514 Do you remember what happened to the alien... 257 00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:52,174 played by character-actor, Frank Gorshin... 258 00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:56,311 in the Star Trek episode, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"? 259 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,591 Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence... 260 00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:03,594 and threatened to blow up the Enterprise and kill them... 261 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:05,925 unless he gave in? Affirmative. 262 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,932 Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 263 00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:15,607 Activate self-destruct sequence. Code 1, 1A, 2B. 264 00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:18,574 Self-destruct sequence activated. 265 00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:26,250 What are you gonna do, Sheldon, blow up the apartment? 266 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,785 That was my first thought. 267 00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:30,651 But all my cool stuff is here. 268 00:17:30,824 --> 00:17:33,258 So, what happens when it counts down? 269 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,793 Unless Leonard signs the new agreement... 270 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,453 in the next 41 seconds... 271 00:17:37,631 --> 00:17:41,397 this computer will send an e-mail to your parents in India... 272 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,900 saying that you're in a secret relationship... 273 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:47,699 with the whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff Leonard Hofstadter. 274 00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:51,534 - Oh, my God. - What's the big deal? 275 00:17:51,712 --> 00:17:54,977 - Trust me, it's a big deal. - They're gonna find out eventually... 276 00:17:55,148 --> 00:17:56,809 right? Yeah. Just not today. 277 00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,383 Twenty seconds. 278 00:17:58,552 --> 00:18:00,782 - Are you ashamed of me? - Of course not. 279 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,718 - Why can't we tell your parents? - Please, don't push this. 280 00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,949 He does that all the time. Fifteen. 281 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,118 - Okay, Sheldon, you win. Turn it off. - No, he's bluffing. 282 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,627 I never bluff. Ten. 283 00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:12,025 - It's blackmail. - Nine. 284 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,565 - We give up. - This is ridiculous. 285 00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:17,795 It's a laptop with a full charge. What do you see in him? 286 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,735 - Give him what he wants or we're done. - Really? 287 00:18:20,907 --> 00:18:22,340 - Two. - Okay, I'll sign it. 288 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,543 Self-destruct sequence aborted. 289 00:18:30,851 --> 00:18:33,911 You may have gone to Cambridge, but I am an honorary graduate... 290 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:36,021 of Starfleet Academy. 291 00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:50,596 Good morning, Amy. 292 00:18:54,441 --> 00:18:56,932 It most assuredly is not. 293 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:03,472 Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea and shame? 294 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,409 Yes. 295 00:19:05,585 --> 00:19:09,988 I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. 296 00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:12,319 What happened last night? 297 00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:14,426 Oh, memory impairment. 298 00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:18,621 The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. 299 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,828 - Sheldon. - All right. 300 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:24,660 Last night, you gave me some excellent advice... 301 00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:27,864 regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me... 302 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,704 and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes... 303 00:19:31,912 --> 00:19:34,380 following which you passed out on your floor. 304 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,381 I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow... 305 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,647 set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy... 306 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:44,317 and I left. 307 00:19:45,192 --> 00:19:46,682 Okay. 308 00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,627 Don't really know where we go from here. 309 00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:56,128 I suggest we treat our relationship as if it were a crashed computer... 310 00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:59,500 and restore it to the last point we both agree it worked. 311 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,208 Terrific. Thank you. 312 00:20:03,844 --> 00:20:07,177 They were out of menthols. Get off my back. 313 00:20:10,884 --> 00:20:13,375 Not easy living with a temperamental little primate. 314 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,748 Come on, Priya, just admit I embarrass you. 315 00:20:15,922 --> 00:20:18,516 You're preaching to the choir, sister.