1 00:00:06,481 --> 00:00:08,972 I must say, Penny, this is great fun. 2 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:10,640 Glad you're enjoying yourself. 3 00:00:10,819 --> 00:00:12,912 Until I met you, my trips to the bathroom... 4 00:00:13,088 --> 00:00:16,023 had been entirely focused on elimination. 5 00:00:16,691 --> 00:00:19,489 Now they have a delightful social aspect. 6 00:00:19,661 --> 00:00:23,290 Amy, you must've been in the bathroom with other women before. 7 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,090 Of course I have. 8 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:28,235 They were strangers and seemed off-put... 9 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,497 when I engaged in friendly stall-to-stall chitchat. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,835 Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down. 11 00:00:37,545 --> 00:00:39,035 You okay in there, bestie? 12 00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:40,272 I'm fine. 13 00:00:40,448 --> 00:00:43,076 Many people experience bladder shyness... 14 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,048 the inability to pass uri... 15 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,347 Yeah, I said I'm fine. Stop talking to me. 16 00:00:47,522 --> 00:00:49,581 She always this crabby when she urinates? 17 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,851 We're really not that close. 18 00:00:53,628 --> 00:00:54,890 Screw it. I'll go later. 19 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,093 And I'll be right by your side. 20 00:00:59,901 --> 00:01:02,062 Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard... 21 00:01:02,237 --> 00:01:04,865 to have dinner with her and Leonard? Oh, that's nice. 22 00:01:05,073 --> 00:01:06,734 No, it's not. 23 00:01:06,908 --> 00:01:08,239 It's a strategic maneuver. 24 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:12,471 Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group. 25 00:01:12,647 --> 00:01:14,877 That bitch is crafty. 26 00:01:16,751 --> 00:01:18,616 - You think? - Of course. 27 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,153 How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests? 28 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:23,051 By going after its weakest member. 29 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:27,551 Well, what makes me the weakest member? 30 00:01:27,729 --> 00:01:31,392 Your trusting nature coupled with your teeny-tiny body. 31 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,264 You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti. 32 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:36,503 Okay, Amy, you're being silly. 33 00:01:36,671 --> 00:01:38,935 I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who. 34 00:01:39,107 --> 00:01:43,771 I don't have a problem with Leonard's girlfriend who wears too much makeup. 35 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,808 Oh, these are cute. Of course, if I buy them... 36 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:51,281 I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple. 37 00:01:53,455 --> 00:01:55,582 I'm gonna tell her we can't make it. 38 00:01:55,757 --> 00:01:57,281 Oh, no. You have to go. 39 00:01:57,459 --> 00:02:01,452 I don't understand. I thought I was a teeny-tiny wildebeest. 40 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,831 You are, with hair that smells like strawberries. 41 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,796 We're gonna use that to our advantage. 42 00:02:06,968 --> 00:02:08,299 What are you talking about? 43 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:09,937 By accepting the invitation... 44 00:02:10,105 --> 00:02:12,699 Bernadette becomes a double agent in the enemy camp. 45 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:15,467 Ferret out Priya's tactics, identify her weaknesses... 46 00:02:15,643 --> 00:02:17,804 and feed her false information such as: 47 00:02:17,979 --> 00:02:21,039 Leonard's no stranger to back-alley cockfights. 48 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,117 I don't know. I'm not a very good liar. 49 00:02:24,285 --> 00:02:27,277 They kind of whup that out of you in Catholic school. 50 00:02:27,922 --> 00:02:29,446 Don't worry. I'll teach you. 51 00:02:29,624 --> 00:02:33,560 I did two years of Cub Scouts before they found out I was a girl. 52 00:02:35,063 --> 00:02:36,530 Okay, I don't know you people. 53 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,131 I'm just an innocent woman... 54 00:02:38,299 --> 00:02:41,132 wondering if this shoe store will take my Texaco card. 55 00:02:43,338 --> 00:02:45,329 How about concealing a recording device... 56 00:02:45,507 --> 00:02:47,998 in the cleavage of your ample bosom? 57 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:51,643 I don't want anything in my ample bosom. 58 00:02:52,147 --> 00:02:54,843 Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team. 59 00:03:20,642 --> 00:03:23,008 - Okay, see you later. - Good news. 60 00:03:23,178 --> 00:03:27,672 I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess. 61 00:03:27,849 --> 00:03:30,409 That is good news. Bye. 62 00:03:30,852 --> 00:03:34,686 Do you know how I solved the balanced center combat-area problem? 63 00:03:34,856 --> 00:03:35,880 Five words: 64 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:39,857 Transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation. 65 00:03:41,229 --> 00:03:43,129 That... That's brilliant. 66 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:45,027 It's what I do. 67 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,296 But wait, there's more. 68 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:50,437 I also invented two new chess pieces. 69 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:54,769 The serpent and the old woman. 70 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:58,279 Okay, now I have to ask. What do they do? 71 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,415 When the serpent slithers to an opposing player's piece... 72 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:06,919 that piece is considered poisoned and will die after two more moves. 73 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,414 All right. 74 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:14,153 Unless it gets to the old woman in time... 75 00:04:14,329 --> 00:04:17,059 in which case she sucks out the poison... 76 00:04:17,232 --> 00:04:20,895 turning her into the grand empress. 77 00:04:23,404 --> 00:04:28,273 A piece combining the power of the knight, queen and serpent. 78 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:32,108 - Elegant. - That's because it's simple. 79 00:04:34,449 --> 00:04:36,246 I look forward to playing with you. 80 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,442 - And? - And what? 81 00:04:39,354 --> 00:04:43,586 And a third person. It's three-person chess. 82 00:04:43,758 --> 00:04:46,818 I must say, ever since you started having regular intercourse... 83 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,589 your mind has lost its keen edge. 84 00:04:50,865 --> 00:04:52,856 You should reflect on that. 85 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:55,798 Excuse me, but Einstein had a pretty busy sex life. 86 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:59,133 Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces. 87 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:04,106 If he hadn't been such a hound dog, we'd all have time machines. 88 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,612 Got it. Bye. 89 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:08,271 You know I'm right. 90 00:05:10,618 --> 00:05:12,779 I think he's getting worse. 91 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,623 Oh, my metatarsals are barking. 92 00:05:23,464 --> 00:05:24,488 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,634 I'm just breaking in some new shoes. 94 00:05:27,068 --> 00:05:28,535 - Very pretty. - Thank you. 95 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,264 Did you know women wear high heels to make the buttocks and breasts prominent? 96 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,805 - Hadn't really thought about it. - Look. 97 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,811 Uh, sure. Very, uh, prominent. 98 00:05:42,984 --> 00:05:46,420 Please, Leonard, don't leer, you have a girlfriend. 99 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:47,645 Sorry. 100 00:05:47,822 --> 00:05:49,983 Off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette? 101 00:05:50,158 --> 00:05:51,728 Yeah. How did you know? 102 00:05:51,741 --> 00:05:53,321 Heard it at the mall with my girlfriends... 103 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:55,928 because, you know, that's kind of my life now. 104 00:05:57,498 --> 00:05:58,522 Have a good night. 105 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,692 Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away. 106 00:06:10,044 --> 00:06:12,171 - Hey, you. - Hi. 107 00:06:12,714 --> 00:06:14,875 Hey, Raj. Will you be joining us for dinner? 108 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:17,574 The lonely guy and the two happy couples? 109 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:22,246 I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with nine fingers. 110 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,416 Oh, would you please stop feeling sorry for yourself? 111 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,757 I have to feel sorry for myself. I'm the only one who cares. 112 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,525 Just like I'm the only one who'll have sex with me. 113 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:35,528 Really? In front of your sister? 114 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:39,430 We shared a room growing up. This is not news to me. 115 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:42,540 Excuse me. I'm gonna go wander the streets alone. 116 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,371 Invisible, unwanted and unloved... 117 00:06:44,545 --> 00:06:48,037 a pathetic shadow in a city with no heart. 118 00:06:50,585 --> 00:06:53,076 I forgot my windbreaker. It's chilly. 119 00:06:56,257 --> 00:06:59,920 I don't understand. Is this a way to break in new shoes? 120 00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:04,053 No. Once these puppies touch the ground, they're mine and I'll have to wear them... 121 00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:08,100 walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard in order to pay them off. 122 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,098 Pretty, pretty, pretty. 123 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:15,932 The wildebeest is in the curry. 124 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:18,075 The what? 125 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:20,271 Bernadette is with Priya and Leonard. 126 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:22,815 Message received. 127 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,784 Commence operation "Priya, Wouldn't Wanna Be You." 128 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:30,118 Hey. Seriously? 129 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:33,089 Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school? 130 00:07:33,261 --> 00:07:36,094 I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any. 131 00:07:36,597 --> 00:07:37,621 None? 132 00:07:37,799 --> 00:07:40,029 I used to take my lunch to the maintenance room... 133 00:07:40,201 --> 00:07:42,169 and eat with the janitor. 134 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:45,794 It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop. 135 00:07:50,545 --> 00:07:53,605 Hang on. It's the wildebeest. 136 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,283 Priya just made a snide comment about your acting career. 137 00:07:57,452 --> 00:07:58,680 What the hell did she say? 138 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:02,619 She thinks it's cool you're following your dream no matter what. 139 00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:06,120 That bitch! 140 00:08:07,829 --> 00:08:09,820 How do you wanna handle it? 141 00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:13,899 Um, okay. Tell Bernadette to tell Priya that I'm on my way to Prague... 142 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:16,127 to shoot a movie with Angelina Jolie. 143 00:08:16,637 --> 00:08:18,195 Got it. 144 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,567 Is it gonna be in 3-D? 145 00:08:21,175 --> 00:08:23,006 What? I don't know. It doesn't matter. 146 00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:26,544 I'm gonna say 3-D. That'll let her know the studio has faith in it. 147 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,980 You're kidding. 3-D? 148 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:35,049 That's what I hear. 149 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,248 Then the studio must have real faith in it. 150 00:08:40,161 --> 00:08:41,594 Wonder why she didn't tell me. 151 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:44,026 You been spending time with your ex-girlfriend? 152 00:08:44,198 --> 00:08:45,688 No. 153 00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:49,365 Then why are you surprised she didn't tell you? 154 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:53,200 Well, it's not as much surprised as... 155 00:08:53,374 --> 00:08:56,969 uh, you know, uh, the other thing. 156 00:08:58,379 --> 00:08:59,710 What other thing? 157 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:01,348 Well, if you... 158 00:09:04,352 --> 00:09:07,685 I don't... Oh, what's the word I'm looking for? 159 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:11,757 I'm not gonna help you. This is hilarious. Heh. 160 00:09:13,494 --> 00:09:15,689 She's also dating an astronaut. 161 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,391 Wow, that's very impressive. 162 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:20,625 Yeah. 163 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,860 But Leonard's impressive too. 164 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,240 Thank you. 165 00:09:30,211 --> 00:09:31,235 "Befuddled." 166 00:09:31,412 --> 00:09:34,609 The word I was looking for was "befuddled." 167 00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:44,056 Knight to old woman... 168 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:49,228 six-and-a-third. 169 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,298 Brilliant move. 170 00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:04,905 Thank you. 171 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,977 Will the two of you excuse me? 172 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,316 I need a hug. 173 00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:21,151 Sorry, I have company. 174 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,268 Come on, Sheldon, open the door. 175 00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,637 I don't want to hug you. 176 00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:35,799 I don't want to hug you either. I was just feeling blue. 177 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:38,241 Blue, as in depressed. 178 00:10:38,412 --> 00:10:40,312 Well, not so much depressed as lonely. 179 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:43,340 I don't know what color lonely is. 180 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,815 - What? - Red is angry... 181 00:10:45,987 --> 00:10:47,249 yellow is frightened... 182 00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:50,481 green is jealous and blue is depressed. 183 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,286 Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely. 184 00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:57,154 Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely. 185 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:02,829 All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness. 186 00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:07,836 No, I don't see that catching on at all. 187 00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:09,033 What are you doing? 188 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,007 Working on my three-person chess game. 189 00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:12,338 Oh, cool. Can I play? 190 00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:18,174 It's three-person chess. 191 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,616 - Did you bring a friend? - No. 192 00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:23,985 Then as a mental exercise, I invite you to figure out... 193 00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:28,219 why the two of us can't play three-person chess. 194 00:11:30,531 --> 00:11:32,658 Can you believe this guy? 195 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:36,359 Social protocol does, however... 196 00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:39,404 require me to bring you a hot beverage in time of need. 197 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:42,201 - No, thank you. I'm fine. - No, it's not optional. 198 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,876 We're out of tea. I hope you like bouillon. 199 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:50,210 I guess you're probably wondering what's got me down. 200 00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,045 Actually, I was wondering... 201 00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:54,813 if I could add a third new chess piece. 202 00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:57,890 How do you think people would feel about Prince Joey... 203 00:11:58,059 --> 00:12:02,052 the king's feeble-minded but well-meaning cousin? 204 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:06,393 I'm gonna be 30 years old and I have no one in my life to love me. 205 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,091 I can't even talk to a woman... 206 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,737 without having alcohol in my body. 207 00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:13,066 The fun thing about Prince Joey... 208 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,902 is every time he moves... 209 00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:18,705 there's a 1-in-5 chance he'll kill himself. 210 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:22,442 Sheldon, listen to me. 211 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,914 I have a big decision to make, and I'm scared. 212 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,953 Yellow. Go ahead. 213 00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,749 A friend gave me these new pills they're testing. 214 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:33,894 He says it's the next big thing for social anxiety disorder. 215 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:36,154 Fascinating. What's in it? 216 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:39,758 I'm not sure. Some sort of beta-blocker attached to a molecule... 217 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:42,801 extracted from the urine of cows. 218 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,938 I like cows. 219 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:46,130 That's not the point. 220 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,935 It was its own point. Go on. 221 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,202 I'm a scientist. 222 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,642 My ability to think is my bread and butter. 223 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,441 I'm afraid if I take this, I might lose that special... 224 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:56,640 unique something... 225 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:59,650 that makes me so successful in my field. 226 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,288 Rajesh, I've had the privilege... 227 00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:05,289 of working alongside you for many years. 228 00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:09,225 My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs. 229 00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:18,228 Okay, I'm still trying to work this out. 230 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,170 How did Penny meet an astronaut? 231 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:25,608 I don't know. The regular way people meet astronauts. 232 00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:30,907 - Most of those guys live in Texas. - Obviously, this one doesn't. 233 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,478 Okay. 234 00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:37,750 Leonard lives here. Priya's from India. People meet, Howard. God! 235 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,017 - Fine. - You've met lots of astronauts... 236 00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:43,287 and I've never grilled you about that. 237 00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:46,092 I'd thank you to extend me the same courtesy. 238 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,963 I'm not grilling you, I was just curious. 239 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,201 I can't get over the fact that she got a big movie part. 240 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,208 Not that I care what my ex-girlfriend's up to... 241 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,437 because I don't. 242 00:13:59,647 --> 00:14:02,946 Maybe that's where she met the astronaut, all right? 243 00:14:03,117 --> 00:14:06,484 I'm sorry. What would an astronaut be doing working on a movie? 244 00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:09,448 He's a consultant. 245 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:13,259 I thought the movie was about 18th-century Vienna. 246 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,994 He can't have a hobby? 247 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,126 Excuse me, I have to pee. 248 00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:22,531 Or is that implausible as well? 249 00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:30,140 It's nice to have another couple to hang with, isn't it? 250 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,508 All right, guys, you have to go back. I can't afford you. 251 00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:38,117 "No, don't send us away. We love you." 252 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,980 I love you too, but you cost more than my rent. 253 00:14:44,859 --> 00:14:47,794 "But, Penny, you look so good in us." 254 00:14:48,229 --> 00:14:50,493 Damn it, the shoes are right. 255 00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,565 Good golly, Penny, your whimsy is boundless. 256 00:14:58,038 --> 00:14:59,733 What do you got for me, wildebeest? 257 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,002 I think they're onto me. 258 00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,167 The story's starting to fall apart. 259 00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:06,108 Calm down. Everything's gonna be okay. 260 00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:08,543 We may have to kill her. 261 00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,879 Bernadette, I'm putting you on speakerphone. 262 00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,952 - Where are you now? - In the bathroom. 263 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,579 Oh, look at this, another one of our classic bathroom gabfests. 264 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,354 What's the problem? 265 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,224 They're asking me all sorts of questions I can't answer. 266 00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:24,762 Just change the subject. 267 00:15:24,932 --> 00:15:27,093 I could get them back to talking about Leonard... 268 00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:29,634 going to India to meet Priya's parents. 269 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,031 What? 270 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,605 They said something about going there this summer. 271 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:36,265 - What, are they getting engaged? - I don't know. 272 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:40,539 I was too busy covering my heinie on Amy's stupid astronaut story. 273 00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:42,947 What astronaut story? 274 00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:45,483 You texted me, "Penny's dating an astronaut." 275 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,711 I texted "architect." 276 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:49,720 That's amusing. Autocorrect must've changed it. 277 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,658 Yeah, it's hysterical. 278 00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,726 Look, just forget about the astronaut. 279 00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:59,457 Architect. Where would you have met an astronaut? 280 00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:03,768 Just find out what's up with this trip to India. 281 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:06,566 - I don't wanna do this anymore. - Don't you quit on us. 282 00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,306 Bernie, you okay? 283 00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:12,172 It was an architect! 284 00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:17,114 Thanks for coming, Sheldon. You're a good friend. 285 00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:20,811 I'm glad you think so. That's what I strive to emulate. 286 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,981 Okay, let's see if this drug works. 287 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,762 Can I help you? 288 00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:44,310 Forgive me for staring, but you're very beautiful. 289 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:52,509 Thank you. 290 00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,677 That's a great accent. Where are you from? 291 00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:57,483 - India. - Oh, cool. I've always wanted to go there. 292 00:16:57,658 --> 00:17:00,650 It's a beautiful country. You'd love it. May I join you? 293 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,822 Uh, okay, sure. Why not? 294 00:17:03,998 --> 00:17:05,659 My name is Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. 295 00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:07,925 - This is my friend, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. - Hi. 296 00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:12,061 There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe. 297 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,632 What's he observing? 298 00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:18,744 We're scientists. We observe everything. Here, go buy yourself a scone. 299 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,141 All right. 300 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,175 - And what is your name? - Angela. 301 00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:27,184 Oh, derived from the word "angel." Appropriate. 302 00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,521 Ha. You're cute. 303 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,419 I'd like to buy a scone. 304 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,924 Oh, I'm sorry, we're out. We have muffins. 305 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,254 They sound delicious... 306 00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,761 but this money is earmarked for scones. 307 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:42,094 - What are you doing? - Oh, just getting comfortable. 308 00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:46,263 So how long have you lived in Los Angeles? 309 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,441 - L... - They were out of scones. 310 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,702 I'm talking to someone. You're being rude. 311 00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:52,368 I'll bet you're an actress. 312 00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:56,243 If not, you should be. You have a very expressive face. 313 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,708 Oh, my God! 314 00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:01,382 Wait, where are you going? We were doing so well. 315 00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:04,581 She never even got to see my penis. 316 00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:08,353 Ta-da! 317 00:18:16,437 --> 00:18:17,768 Who wants some more coffee? 318 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,371 - Thanks, yeah. - Sure. 319 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,939 Let me help you. 320 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,709 Nice to see that the gals are getting along. 321 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,945 "Gals"? Who are you, Fred Flintstone? 322 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,780 - This trip to India sounds fun. - Yeah, I think it will be. 323 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,291 Are you concerned your parents might not approve of Leonard? 324 00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:40,620 A little. They're very old-fashioned. 325 00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:42,386 Well, I wouldn't worry about it. 326 00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,930 It's not like you guys are getting engaged, right? 327 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,326 Oh, my God, no. We're not there yet. 328 00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:54,473 Not engaged. Very interesting. I have to tinkle. 329 00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:56,472 You've been in there a lot. You okay? 330 00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:59,544 Yes. Are you writing a book? 331 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,110 Why are you getting upset? 332 00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:04,648 I'm not upset. Maybe you're upset. 333 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,846 What's up with you? 334 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,248 Bernadette? 335 00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:14,654 I can't do this anymore! 336 00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:19,065 I'm a good girl. I went to Catholic school. 337 00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:25,169 Okay, well, it's getting late. This was terrific. 338 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:27,307 You win. Ha, ha. 339 00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:29,069 Bernie? 340 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,007 I think the word you're looking for is "befuddled." 341 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:44,121 My catapult flings my bishop... 342 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:48,826 to Howard's queen's gorilla two. 343 00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:56,035 Nice. Okay, rook to transporter pad. 344 00:19:56,470 --> 00:20:00,236 And he comes out at... 345 00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:04,274 Leonard's queen's bishop five-and-a-third. 346 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,469 Check on Leonard. 347 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,606 Hang on. 348 00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:13,344 When is my pawn allowed to use the golf cart? 349 00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:15,583 When it's done charging. 350 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,519 Or you land on the time machine. 351 00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:19,591 Obviously. 352 00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:23,125 Oh, oh... 353 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:26,824 Beekeeper to king 12. 354 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,699 I capture your pope and release the swarm. 355 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,365 Checkmate on Sheldon. 356 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,379 I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack. 357 00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:42,645 Hey, I've got winners.