1 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:07,214 I'm gonna run to the store. I'll pick you up when you're done. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,968 Okay. L like it a little better when you stay, but all right. 3 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,803 - Hey, Sheldon. - Hello. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,347 I'm here for my haircut with Mr. D'Onofrio. 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,517 I'm sorry, Uncle Tony is in the hospital. He's pretty sick. 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:22,396 Oh, dear, Mr. D'Onofrio's in the hospital. 7 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,691 Why do these things always happen to me? 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,610 - L can cut it for you. - You're not Mr. D'Onofrio. 9 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,739 I get my hair cut by Mr. D'Onofrio. 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,991 You believe this guy? 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,285 Excuse us for a second. 12 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,871 Sheldon, it's okay, he can do it. He's a barber. 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,707 He's not a barber, he's the nephew. 14 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,043 An example of the nepotism... 15 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,503 that runs rampant in the barbering industry. 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,299 Besides Mr. D'Onofrio knows exactly how I like my hair done... 17 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,886 because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas. 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,013 What are you talking about? 19 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,475 When I first moved here, I was nervous about finding a new barber... 20 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,395 so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio. 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,025 There's no such thing as haircut records. 22 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,112 - Yes, there are. - Have you ever seen them? 23 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,740 No, but my mother assured me they were sent here... 24 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:18,619 and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them. 25 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:19,953 Excuse me. 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,498 Do you have access to my haircut records? 27 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,083 Your what? 28 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,377 To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends. 29 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,672 Not with a bang but with a nephew. 30 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,635 Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional... 31 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:38,639 and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946. 32 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,101 - Just sit down and let him do it. - Fine. 33 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,896 But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you. 34 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,406 - So my kid said the funniest thing today. - Nope. 35 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,542 When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is "quirky." 36 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,237 - Can you pass the Parmesan cheese? - Sure. 37 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,543 What are you doing? 38 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,874 I'm trying to get the hair out of my eyes. 39 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,878 Sheldon, you are one day late for your haircut. 40 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,380 Thank you for captioning my nightmare. 41 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,927 - Lookie here, I got my travel orders. - Hmm. 42 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,347 "Payload Specialist Howard Wolowitz is requested to report..." 43 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,559 to the NASA Johnson Space Center, Houston, Texas... 44 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,769 "...for astronaut training Monday 8 a.m." 45 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,898 Yeah, but it's from NASA, so it's 0800. 46 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,274 But it says 8 a.m. 47 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:18,238 - You read it as 0800. - Lt doesn't have an O in front of it. 48 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,991 It does have an O in front of it. 49 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,703 Oh, my God, I'm an astronaut, and you're dying ofjealousy. 50 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,416 So, what kind of things are they...? Will you stop that? 51 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,921 I can't help it, I feel like a teen heartthrob. 52 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,592 Sheldon, I used to cut my brother's hair. I could do it. 53 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:44,431 Penny, I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk... 54 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,018 but here in town, we don't churn our own butter... 55 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,354 we don't make dresses out of gunny sacks... 56 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,815 and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond... 57 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,734 Sheldon, be nice. 58 00:03:56,778 --> 00:04:00,656 I'm sorry, it's the bad-boy attitude that comes with this hair. 59 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,370 You could go to my guy. He's at Juan-Juan in Beverly Hills. 60 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,830 They bring you a cup of tea, massage your scalp. 61 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,500 It's $200 but sometimes you look in the next chair... 62 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:14,711 and you see a superstar like Tony Danza. 63 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:19,258 Quick question here, have we actually changed the conversation... 64 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:23,220 from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"? 65 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:27,557 Now who's dying ofjealousy? "Oh," it's you. 66 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,438 I'm a cowboy 67 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,400 On a steel horse I ride 68 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:43,907 I'm wanted 69 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,913 Wanted Dead or alive 70 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,042 Sheldon, you're ruining girlfriend-boyfriend sing-along night. 71 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,422 I'm sorry. I'm looking for a barber and I'm running out of time. 72 00:04:58,631 --> 00:04:59,673 My hair is growing... 73 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:03,510 at the rate of 4.6 yoctometers per femtosecond. 74 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:07,347 If you're quiet, you can hear it. 75 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,101 - What about Supercuts? - No, I tried once. 76 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,938 They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time. 77 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,899 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse. 78 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,904 Well, this isn't a crisis. Why don't you just let your hair grow out a little? 79 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,240 Why don't I let my hair grow out? 80 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,367 Why don't I start wearing Birkenstocks... 81 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:31,997 and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?" 82 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,668 I don't know. L think you might look sexy with long hair. 83 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:41,840 With the kind that flows down to your shoulders... 84 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,134 and blows back while riding on a horse. 85 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,514 Bareback and bare-chested. 86 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,852 I'm gonna go brush my teeth, it might take a while. 87 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,777 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 88 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,446 - L miss you. - L miss you too. 89 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,948 So tell me all about your first day. 90 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:12,788 Oh, wow, where do I even start? I got to experience zero gravity. 91 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,040 - Cool. How do they do that? - It's pretty neat. 92 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:20,379 You get in this plane that goes almost straight up for like 20 seconds... 93 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:24,966 and then straight back down like it's gonna crash... 94 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:30,430 and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up. 95 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:34,559 - You threw up? - Yeah. And the craziest part is... 96 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:39,856 because there's no gravity, the throw-up kind of floats there. 97 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:44,945 In a little ball, and if your mouth is open... 98 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:47,406 because you're screaming... 99 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:52,786 sometimes it just floats right back in. 100 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:58,041 Boy, does everyone laugh at you when that happens. 101 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,043 - That sounds mean. - No. 102 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,753 I would have laughed too... 103 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,843 but I didn't want the vomit to come back out. 104 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,802 Heh. Anyway... 105 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,679 Oh, could you do me a favor... 106 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:14,015 and overnight me some more underwear? 107 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,351 - Sure, why? - I got a look at the centrifuge... 108 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,687 they're gonna spin me around in tomorrow... 109 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:22,190 and I have a hunch I packed a little light. 110 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,533 Mr. D'Onofrio? 111 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,118 It's me, Sheldon. 112 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,873 They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop... 113 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:40,083 so I got you this. 114 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,713 Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. Lt says, "Get well beary soon." 115 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,676 Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing. 116 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,348 Anyway... 117 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,477 There's new studies that show... 118 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:02,939 people in comas are aware of everything going on around them. 119 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,859 With that in mind, if you can hear me... 120 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:11,615 move away from the light and toward the sound of these scissors. 121 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,619 - Can I help you? - Yes. 122 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,206 Do you have something I could use as a cape? 123 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,585 Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor... 124 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,795 and go on a little adventure? 125 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:31,134 Oh, no, I'm just here to get my hair cut. 126 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:38,558 I see. Just wait here one moment. 127 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,602 Security! 128 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:47,025 I gotta run. But not with scissors. That would be unsafe. 129 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:56,743 So if I move my horsey here... 130 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,956 isn't that checkmate and I win? 131 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,297 Hmm. 132 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,718 Oh... ls it or isn't it? 133 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,680 You know, I think this is a good stopping point. 134 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:22,769 It's your first real game. I threw a lot of information at you. 135 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,145 No, your king is trapped. 136 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,065 He can't go here because of my lighthouse... 137 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,942 and... 138 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:34,114 he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy. 139 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,617 Like I said, complicated game. 140 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,453 - So did I win or not? - Did you have fun? 141 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,789 Because if you had fun, then you are a winner. 142 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,083 That's what chess is all about. 143 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,169 - Hello. - Hey. 144 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,338 Oh, hey. Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move. 145 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,009 Why? My spot, your spot. What difference does it make? 146 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:01,600 - Okay, what just happened? - L don't know. 147 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,019 Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer... 148 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,646 and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot... 149 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,940 I'm guessing someone went back in time... 150 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,152 stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events. 151 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:17,449 - Sweetie, are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 152 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,452 It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut... 153 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,495 and nothing horrible has happened. 154 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,582 Okay, I'm sorry, I don't understand. 155 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,170 - Leonard, explain it to her. - Oh, uh, he's crazy. 156 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,508 I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe... 157 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,345 by carefully planning every moment of every day. 158 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:42,057 But all my efforts, our dinner schedule, my pajama rotation... 159 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,225 my bowel movement spreadsheet... 160 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,563 It's clear now, I've been wasting my time. 161 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,776 Good. I'm taking that disgusting chart off the fridge. 162 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,778 You know... 163 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,280 sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming. 164 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,573 Look at me and Leonard. 165 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,492 We went out, broke up, trying again. 166 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,118 We don't know what's gonna happen. 167 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,788 Oh, please, everyone knows what's going to happen. 168 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,583 But I see your point. 169 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,418 I think this could be good for you. 170 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,797 Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit. 171 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,340 You're right. 172 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,217 I should embrace the chaos. 173 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,554 - Great. What are you gonna do first? - L don't know. 174 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:25,475 I could do anything. All bets are off. 175 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,395 The world is my oyster. 176 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,563 I got it. 177 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,982 I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight. 178 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,240 I got to tell you, I'm a little worried about him. 179 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,950 If I were you, I'd be worried... 180 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,704 that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass. 181 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,260 Hi. 182 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,971 Howie, what happened to you? 183 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:07,350 We did overnight survival training in the wilderness. 184 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,312 Big fun. Big, big fun. 185 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,023 I was gonna freshen up for you... 186 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:19,070 but I blacked out a little on the way to the bathroom. 187 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,781 Survival training? Is that like camping? 188 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:26,327 Uh-huh. Except you don't have food or water... 189 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,247 and they don't have a sunset Sabbath service... 190 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,125 like they do at Camp Hess Kramer. 191 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,795 - Do you sleep in tents? - No. 192 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:43,011 I slept in a hole I dug in the ground with my bare hands. 193 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:49,309 And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in... 194 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,729 and spooned me. 195 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,276 - Poor baby. - But I did it. L survived. 196 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,947 I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit. 197 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:09,829 I just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death. 198 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,459 But somehow as I sat there... 199 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:18,755 wrapped in a cocoon of my own neck-sweat... 200 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:23,051 I found that primal part of the human spirit... 201 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:29,933 that just wants to keep on living, heh-heh, no matter what the cost. 202 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,977 You're so brave. I'm proud of you. 203 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,939 I ate a butterfly. 204 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,782 It was so small... 205 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,035 beautiful... 206 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,580 but I was so hungry. 207 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:59,420 - Are you crying? - No, I don't think it's possible. 208 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,715 I'm severely dehydrated. 209 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,469 My pee is like toothpaste. 210 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,640 Howie, if you're not able to do this, come home. 211 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,601 It won't change how I feel about you. 212 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,188 Thanks, honey, but I can't quit. 213 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,649 If I do, I'd just be a guy... 214 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,778 who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up. 215 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,989 Is there anything I could do to help? 216 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,074 No. 217 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,536 Wait. Send more underwear. 218 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:46,092 Don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos. 219 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,850 Please, don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos. 220 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,152 Hello, Leonard, Do you like my bongos? 221 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,532 Bet you didn't know that I had bongos 222 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,702 Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning. 223 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,956 Three in the morning Is a good time for bongos 224 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,833 I was sleeping. 225 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:23,171 Leonard sleeps while I play bongos 226 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,506 No, he doesn't. 227 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,509 Leonard no sleep while I play bongos 228 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,219 Bongo solo. 229 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,352 Stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop. 230 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,437 Stop it. 231 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,527 - What the hell? - Oh, hi, Penny, guess what? 232 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,905 Sheldon got bongos. 233 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,408 - Why did you get bongos? - Richard Feynman played the bongos. 234 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,826 I thought I'd try. 235 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,620 Feynman was a famous physicist. 236 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:56,996 It's 3:00 in the morning. 237 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,959 I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt. 238 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,129 Penny meant If he were a purple leprechaun 239 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,300 Penny forgot to use the subjunctive 240 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,596 Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning. 241 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:18,601 Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world. 242 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,773 No, hang on. Roommate Agreement. 243 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,987 No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10 p.m. 244 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,239 Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding? 245 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,784 We are living in a world of chaos. 246 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,411 Roommate Agreement. 247 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,709 - Where are you going? - Wherever the music takes me, kitten. 248 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,465 I play bongos walking down the stairs 249 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,259 Oh! Oh! 250 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,473 Never play bongos Walking down the stairs 251 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,399 - Surprise. - What are you doing here? 252 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,234 Here to help you get through this. 253 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,529 Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you. 254 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,824 - Oh. L love you so much. - Oh, and I love you. 255 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,037 Howard, your bath is getting cold. 256 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,584 Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh. 257 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:33,092 He showed up in the middle of the night with his bongos. 258 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,846 I foolishly thought it was some sort of musical booty call. 259 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,602 Poor guy. He must have been exhausted. 260 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,480 Sheldon like to sleep While Leonard play the bongo 261 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,694 - That was kind of uncalled for. - No, it was called for. 262 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,572 What's going on? 263 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,075 Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. 264 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,327 Please come home so I can cut your hair. 265 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,872 Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed. 266 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,959 And most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records. 267 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,923 All right, honey, look... 268 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:15,051 we've known each other for a long time now, right? 269 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,930 I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you. 270 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:24,519 I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once. 271 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,813 I'm sorry, what? 272 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,651 It was a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. 273 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,444 Please let me cut your hair. 274 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,489 Amy, what do you think? 275 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,327 There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim. 276 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,628 Fine, let's go. 277 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,509 Thank you for letting me sleep on your couch. 278 00:18:56,718 --> 00:19:00,179 There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?" 279 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,059 what's this about Sheldon seeing you naked? 280 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,397 Oh, relax. It was just her bottom and her breasts. 281 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,531 Almost done. 282 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:23,369 At the end of the haircut, Mr. D'Onofrio would tell me a dirty joke. 283 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,998 Oh, sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes. 284 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,168 That's okay, I never understood them anyway. 285 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,714 Okay, what do you think? 286 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,846 Hmm. Well, it's a little Hollywood. 287 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,767 But I think I can pull it off. Well done, Penny. 288 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,478 Told you. I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little... 289 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,397 - and then you are good to go. - Fun time. 290 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,819 Sorry, sometimes the clippers tickle me. 291 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,529 Okay. 292 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,915 Okay, yep, we're all done now. It's... It's good. 293 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,876 Let me just take that away from you. Okay. 294 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,213 - Thank you very much. - You are welcome. 295 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,344 Okay. 296 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,890 Yeah, I'm gonna have to move. Ahem.