1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,810 NARRATOR: Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,601 ALL: We now pronounce you husband and wife. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:08,807 (CHEERING) 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,522 - I love this part! - Me too! 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,889 I have strongly mixed feelings. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,209 So Howard's really in space? 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,842 The International Space Station, 250 miles that way. Heh. 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,850 Right now Howard is staring down at our planet... 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,480 ...like a tiny Jewish Greek god. 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,201 Zeus-owitz. 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,048 I must admit, I can't help but feel a twinge of envy. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,043 He can look out the window... 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,966 ...and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. 14 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:48,408 His dim, uncomprehending eyes. 15 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,568 It's like a cat in an airport carrying case. 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,567 You know, it's not exactly glamorous up there. 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,167 The water the astronauts drink is made from each other's recycled urine. 18 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,407 Must be nice. 19 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,767 Nobody wants anything that comes out of me. 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,562 - I wonder what he's doing this very second. - Conducting experiments in zero gravity. 21 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,366 Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. 22 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,410 Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same. 23 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,441 MRS. WOLOWITZ: (OVER SPEAKER) Howard, can you hear me? 24 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,610 I can hear you without the phone! 25 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,571 Don't be snippy. I'm just excited to talk to my baby. 26 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,041 I'm excited to talk to you too. 27 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:44,406 So, what's this mishegas about you moving out to go live with the little Polish girl? 28 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,851 How about calling her my wife? Heh. 29 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,441 Wives don't take boys from their mothers. 30 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,206 They do, that's why we marry them. 31 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,206 I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart before you get back. 32 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,889 Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call. 33 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,647 Good, they should know what a horrible son you are. 34 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,049 Okay, Ma, great talking to you. Gotta go. 35 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,760 (SIGHS) 36 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,081 Well... 37 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,810 ...space is ruined. 38 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,523 AMY: This is so exciting. 39 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,686 Soon my upper lip will be the same fake-blond as my beautiful best friend. 40 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,929 Hey, this is my natural hair color. 41 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,010 Now. 42 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,401 So does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night? 43 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:13,043 Yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date... 44 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,044 ...he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day... 45 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,202 ...and engage in casual physical contact... 46 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,489 ...that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy. 47 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,247 That's hot. 48 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,047 You kids better use protection. 49 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,761 - How long does this stay on? - Just a couple minutes. 50 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,646 - You've really never done this before? - Once in high school. But I dozed off... 51 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,690 ...and woke up with second degree chemical burns on my face. 52 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,364 Oh, my gosh, that's awful. Did the other kids make fun of you? 53 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,410 No, I had a cover story. I told everyone it was herpes. 54 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,404 - So how's everything with you and Leonard? - I don't know. It's still kind of weird. 55 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,042 We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me in the middle of sex. 56 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,441 Oh. Boo-hoo. 57 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,883 If Sheldon proposed to me during sex... 58 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,771 ...my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go. 59 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,288 Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 60 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,765 - Interesting question. On the one hand... - You don't even know what it is, do you? 61 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,888 The anthropic principle states... 62 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,965 ...that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way it does... 63 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,885 ...the answer is that it must have qualities... 64 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,407 ...that allow intelligent creatures to arise... 65 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,562 ...who are capable of asking the question. 66 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,088 As I am doing so eloquently right now. 67 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,042 I know what the anthropic principle is. 68 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,403 Of course. I just explained it to you. 69 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,962 Now, where do you stand on it? 70 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,122 - Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro. 71 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,965 Then I believe that God created the world in six days... 72 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,407 ...and on the seventh he made you to annoy me. 73 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,126 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 74 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,523 Raj, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 75 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,603 - I'm all for it. - Thattaboy. 76 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,650 Why do you believe that he knows what it is, and I don't? 77 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,290 Oh, Leonard... 78 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,967 ...let's not take a saw to the branch we're sitting on, shall we? 79 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,690 Hey, if you guys are free tonight I heard about a spa... 80 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,320 ...where you soak your feet in a pool of fish... 81 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,209 ...that eat the dead skin off them. 82 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,842 I don't need to tell you, in Los Angeles... 83 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,002 ...sandal season is year round. 84 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,170 - Actually, I'm hanging out with Penny. - Oh, okay. 85 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,970 Sounds like it's me and you. 86 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,487 How about we sic some guppies on those puppies? 87 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,486 As I've stated before on numerous occasions... 88 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,405 ...the only sea creature I would consider being eaten by... 89 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,650 ...is the Kraken. Because the last words I would hear are "release the Kraken." 90 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,689 That never gets old. 91 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,444 (IN DEEP VOICE) Release the Kraken! 92 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,170 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, chills. 93 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,971 Besides, I'm having dinner with Amy. 94 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,886 Oh, okay. I'll just go home and be alone. 95 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,489 Which is cool. I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so... 96 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,367 ...cool. 97 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,841 Darn. 98 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,844 If you weren't busy I'd ask you to join us. 99 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,211 Really? I can come? Thanks. 100 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,529 Sheldon, are you sure you wanna bring Raj on your date night? 101 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,364 Oh, absolutely. 102 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,006 I have a contractual obligation... 103 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,767 ...to provide Amy with conversation and casual physical contact. 104 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,403 But nowhere is it specified that I can't outsource that to an Indian. 105 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,245 BERNADETTE: (ON MONITOR) Howie? 106 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,560 - Howie? - Hey, there's my beautiful bride. 107 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,961 - Can you see me? - I can. 108 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,686 - How are you? - I'm amazing. 109 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,201 This is even better than I dreamed. 110 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,408 I look out the window... 111 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,040 ...and it's all so unbelievable. 112 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:57,366 Good for you. I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom. 113 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,722 Oh, yeah? That's nice. Heh. 114 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,930 It was. Until I found out you never told her we're not gonna live with her. 115 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,163 Let's talk about that for a minute. 116 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,924 Hey, look, this pen is floating. Heh. 117 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,760 How crazy is that? 118 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,247 You said you told her but you never did. 119 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,643 Okay, okay, I know you're upset... 120 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,010 ...but let me share something I've learned since I got here. 121 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,481 You realize how small your problems are... 122 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,769 ...when you're looking down on them from space. 123 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,730 Heh. Come on, that's gotta make you feel better. 124 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,806 How clear is the image of me on that screen? 125 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,441 Pretty clear. Heh. 126 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,126 Do I look like I feel better? 127 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,449 I mean, it's not, like, HD quality. 128 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,448 Listen, you're gonna talk to your mother and you're gonna fix this. 129 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,524 Or that thing I said I was gonna do to you when you got home... 130 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,121 ...you can do to yourself. 131 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,489 Like he's been doing since he got here. 132 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,602 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 133 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,849 Sheldon, this place is so romantic. 134 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,970 Aw... I'm glad you like it. Raj picked it out. 135 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,888 When you see him, tell him I say thank you. 136 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,565 Tell him yourself. 137 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,960 Yoo-hoo! Over here. 138 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,521 I don't understand. What's he doing here? 139 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,809 - I invited him. - On our date? 140 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,564 Sheldon, that's not okay. 141 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,169 Oh. Yes, it is. There's a loophole in the relationship agreement. 142 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,850 You found a loophole? 143 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,887 Sorry I started without you... 144 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,522 ...I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date. 145 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,370 I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this. 146 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,161 You should go to my girl, she'll knock out those sideburns for free. 147 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,411 You know, Amy, I don't think you and I have had a real conversation. 148 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,211 Let's use tonight to get to know each other better. 149 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,571 You start. 150 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,920 Go home. 151 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,446 - I don't understand. - Sheldon, how could you do this? 152 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,729 - It's our second anniversary. - It's your anniversary? 153 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,886 Oh, my God, I had no idea. 154 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,248 Amy, please, let me make this right. 155 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,808 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Waiter? 156 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,770 A bottle of champagne and three glasses. 157 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,610 Oh, boy, isn't this romantic? 158 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,085 I hope that's a rhetorical question because I have no clue. 159 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,602 Mm. This is great, what's the occasion? 160 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,969 No occasion. Things have been a little weird between us... 161 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,726 ...so I wanted to throw together a fun night for you. 162 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,803 - That is so sweet. - I got your favorites: 163 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:03,249 Beer, wings, sliders, we can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach. 164 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,321 - Go sports? - Well? 165 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,962 In case you were in the mood for baseball, I didn't wanna look ridiculous. 166 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,450 - This is awesome, I love it. - Good, I'm glad. 167 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,967 I worked my ass off, so this is what I needed. 168 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,164 Great, just relax and enjoy. Tonight is all about you. 169 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,805 Ah. Thank you. 170 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,645 (CHUCKLES) 171 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,290 (SIGHS) 172 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,091 So where exactly are we in this relationship? 173 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,484 Oh, come on, I just told you I had a hard day. 174 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,644 - You're right, I'm sorry. Let's watch the game. - Great. 175 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,804 (SIGHS) 176 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,681 Just know, the longer we wait to talk about it the weirder it gets. 177 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,609 Sweetie, can I just be the girl tonight? 178 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,167 Absolutely. You're the girl, I'm the guy. 179 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,331 Watch your football game while I make you a plate here. 180 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,970 Thank you. 181 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,291 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 182 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,284 I'll get it. Go sports! Heh. 183 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,288 Hello-Io-Io. 184 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,362 I thought you were out with Sheldon and Amy. 185 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,962 I was, but it's their anniversary, and I didn't wanna be a third wheel... 186 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,010 ...so I figured I'd hang out with you and Penny on your date. 187 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,481 It's not really a great time. Penny and I have some things to talk about. 188 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,051 PENNY: No we don't, come on in! 189 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,803 Sweet. 190 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,044 I can't believe I shaved my stomach for this. 191 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,688 DIMITRI: Hey, Froot Loops. 192 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,044 You got a phone call. 193 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,771 Who is it? 194 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,885 A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father. 195 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,087 (TURNS SPEAKER ON) 196 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,571 Hey, Ma. 197 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,520 You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer. 198 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,762 MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm not going near that fakakta thing. 199 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,486 I'll catch a computer virus! 200 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,889 You can't catch a computer virus. 201 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,204 Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor? 202 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,964 What do you want, Ma? 203 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:15,006 Your wife says you have something important to tell me. 204 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,570 Okay, here it is: 205 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:23,090 Bernadette and I are starting a life together. 206 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,366 - And... - Oh, God. 207 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,204 You are gonna leave me! 208 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,408 - Ma... - It's okay. 209 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,882 Your father left me, you left me. 210 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,931 I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave. 211 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,125 It's not definite. I'll talk to Bernadette. 212 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,401 Don't bother. 213 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:47,043 I'll just go sit in a hole in the ground so I'm no trouble when I die. 214 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,250 Stop it, Ma. 215 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,609 I'm sure I can get Bernie to come around. 216 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,287 I knew it! I knew she was behind this. 217 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,924 You listen to me, if you wanna be a man you can't let a woman tell you what to do. 218 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,449 Okay, okay. 219 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,446 I can't believe these people won the Cold War. 220 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,410 Now, can we please change the subject? 221 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:20,481 Fine. Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter. 222 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,450 Not even a lousy postcard! 223 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,802 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 224 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,644 You know, I'm growing to like American football. 225 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,689 - Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? - Well... 226 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:38,641 ...it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, but hey... 227 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,690 ...what is? 228 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,650 Who's ready for another beer? 229 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,080 - I'm good. - No, thank you. 230 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,011 Girls. 231 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,851 I am having the nicest time. 232 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,651 You guys are like family to me. You know that, right? 233 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,529 That's great. Get out. 234 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,847 - What? Why? - Penny and I have some issues to talk about. 235 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,970 Oh, pish on your issues. 236 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,529 You guys are fine. 237 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,246 Yes, you've had some bumps along the way. 238 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,722 I mean, Penny, you've always known how this man has felt about you. 239 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,201 But you made him grovel for affection. 240 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,647 - Okay, hold on... - Don't blame yourself. 241 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,689 He was a groveler from way back. 242 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,166 But the point is, the two of you got past it. 243 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,206 And you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex? 244 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,362 That was some weak tea, dude. 245 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,848 Some people might say it was romantic. 246 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,571 Yeah, no. 247 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,890 But yet, here you two are still together. 248 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,006 Even after you and I had our crazy naked night. 249 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,571 PENNY: That's enough. LEONARD: Okay. 250 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,881 I'm just saying... 251 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,008 ...that after all you've been through... 252 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:52,370 ...you get to look into each other's eyes and say I love you. 253 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,250 And that's beautiful. 254 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,246 Actually, to this day she's never really said it. 255 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,722 Oh, Penny, that's ridiculous! 256 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,531 You know you love him. Look him in the eyes and say it. 257 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,365 - Raj. - You know you want to say it. Say it. 258 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,242 Say you love him. 259 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,730 Say it! 260 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,804 I really thought she would say it. 261 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,043 Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis? 262 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,926 Every time you drink alcohol. 263 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,491 You know, what's wonderful about the praying mantis... 264 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,447 ...they devour their mate. 265 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,446 Your point being? 266 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,002 Dessert is served. 267 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,601 I just had cobbler. 268 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,444 You know what? 269 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,445 I'm done with this. 270 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,531 - But where are you going? - I'm leaving. 271 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,445 You can't leave, I need you. 272 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,366 - You do? - Yes. 273 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,449 You're my ride. 274 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,091 Sheldon... 275 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,084 ...you either say something meaningful and from the heart... 276 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,651 ...or you and I are done. 277 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,765 All right. 278 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,404 Please. 279 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,760 (SHELDON CLEARS THROAT) 280 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,804 Amy... 281 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,002 ...when I look in your eyes... 282 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,521 ...and you're looking back in mine... 283 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,444 ...everything feels... 284 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,489 ...not quite normal... 285 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,523 ...because I feel... 286 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,288 ...stronger and weaker at the same time. 287 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,920 I feel excited... 288 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,203 ...and at the same time, terrified. 289 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,600 The truth is... 290 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,003 ...I don't know what I feel... 291 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,289 ...except I know what kind of man I want to be. 292 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,009 Sheldon. 293 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,806 That was beautiful. 294 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,806 I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie. 295 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,005 I'll take it. 296 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,407 Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check? 297 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,201 - Hey, Stuart. - Oh, hey. 298 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,164 I was actually just about to close. 299 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,561 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'll leave. - No, no, it's okay. 300 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,250 - Hang out. - You sure? 301 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,641 Yeah, you're my first customer today. 302 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,811 All right, great. 303 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,731 I'm, uh, having a nightcap, you wanna join me? 304 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,482 - What are you drinking? - Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug. 305 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,402 I call it a sad-tini. 306 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,402 Perfect for the night I'm having, thank you. 307 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:08,601 - Mm. Nice not to drink alone. - Amen to that. 308 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,766 Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl. 309 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,442 - You're kidding? - He's kind of a mean drunk... 310 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,840 ...but what you gonna do? 311 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,768 - Cheers. - Cheers. 312 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,524 - A little music? - Sure. 313 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,242 (BOSSA NOVA PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 314 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,762 Mm. Bossa nova. 315 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,328 You listen to that with your hips as well as your ears. 316 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,043 Ahh. 317 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,928 Something about Latin music... 318 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,642 ...makes me feel like I'm on a white sand beach in Rio. 319 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,441 Yeah? 320 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,805 Sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies... 321 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,043 ...tanned and glistening with sweat. 322 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,242 - I should go. - Yeah. 323 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,566 - Uh, thank you for the drink. - No problem. 324 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,927 (RAJ SIGHS) 325 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,844 - Hey, Stuart. - Yeah? 326 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,161 You wanna hang out tomorrow night? 327 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,761 Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie? 328 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,527 Yeah, I'd like to but I'm a little tight on funds. 329 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,610 No problem, my treat. I'll swing by after work. 330 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,441 - Okay. - Okay. 331 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,482 I could do worse. 332 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,322 BERNADETTE: That's such good news, Howie. Thank you for telling her. 333 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,404 Hey, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna live with my wife. 334 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,770 My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own. 335 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,570 Was she upset? 336 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,764 Who can tell? She yells everything. 337 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,605 She might have been upset. 338 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,524 She might have been hungry. 339 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,245 Thanks for fixing it. I love you. 340 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,529 I love you too. Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 341 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,446 Goodnight, Rocket Man. 342 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,367 To infinity and beyond, baby. 343 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,684 Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother. 344 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,203 - I know. - What are you gonna do when you get back? 345 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,126 HOWARD: Oh, I'm never going back. Heh.