1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,331 And the next wedding gift is... 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,683 - ...a gravy boat. - Oh, one gravy boat. 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,844 That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,766 "In the event of a divorce please return to Sheldon Cooper." 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,680 One inappropriate... 6 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,049 ...yet-I-wish-I-thought-of-that gravy boat. 7 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,761 When I get married, I'm gonna register at the UCLA cadaver lab. 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,207 Ew. Why? 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,647 Because I've always wanted a whole human skeleton... 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,080 ...and they are really spendy. 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,165 You actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday? 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,729 Not just someday, in exactly four years. 13 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,531 But don't tell Sheldon, he's still a flight risk. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,206 What about you, Penny? 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:47,881 What about me, what? 16 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,044 Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married? 17 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:56,731 Oh, well, you know, Leonard is great. 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,729 But do you think you'll ever get married? 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,325 He's a sweetie. 20 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,084 You're not answering the question. 21 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,722 - Do you love him? - Yes, sure, of course I love him. 22 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,241 - It doesn't sound like it. - Well, I do. 23 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,770 - Do you tell him that? - No, he'd just take it the wrong way. 24 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,561 - What does that mean? - It means he is special... 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,047 ...and smart, and nice, and... 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,921 - Are you gonna break up with him? - No. Maybe, I don't know. 27 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,969 I had no idea you were unhappy. 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,885 That's the thing, I'm not. I'm not unhappy at all. 29 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,249 I don't know, I've been in love before but it felt different. 30 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,285 But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. 31 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,568 Do you ever feel that way about Howard? 32 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,449 That's not really a fair comparison. 33 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,444 I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear. 34 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,451 Amy, you? 35 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,762 Can't help you. Whenever I'm around Sheldon... 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,803 ...I feels like my loins are on fire. 37 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,409 In the good way, not the urinary tract infection way. 38 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,490 RAJESH: (OVER RADIO) Hey, buddy, how's it going up there? 39 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,605 You don't have to shout, Raj. 40 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,321 It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space. 41 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,608 Oh, wait, I am. 42 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,881 So is it everything you hoped it would be? 43 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,805 It's better. Heh, I wake up every morning... 44 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,284 ...and I just can't believe I'm on this incredible adventure. 45 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,121 Hey, Froot Loops, did you clean the space toilet? 46 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,361 Excuse me, I'm talking to my friends. 47 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,206 You know the rules, new guy scrubs the toilet. 48 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,447 If you do good job, next time we give you brush. 49 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,201 (LAUGHING) 50 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,521 Funny. 51 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,684 We're always giving each other a hard time up here. 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,530 It's kind of like being in a frat. 53 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,004 You know, joking, kidding around, hurting feelings. 54 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,007 - Okay, my turn. Let me talk to him. - Go ahead. 55 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,208 2311 North Los Robles Avenue... 56 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,204 ...Pasadena, California to International Space Station. 57 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,361 Can you read me? Over. 58 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,050 (MIMICS RADIO STATIC) 59 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,008 Yes, I read you, Sheldon. 60 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,207 Copy that. Over. 61 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,731 (MIMICS RADIO STATIC) 62 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,771 - What are you doing? - I'm talking to a man in space. 63 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,007 If you don't have the... 64 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,247 (MIMICS RADIO STATIC) 65 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,846 ...he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street. 66 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,124 You're out of your mind, Sheldon. 67 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,521 That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over. 68 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,045 (MIMICS RADIO STATIC) 69 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,242 Come on, scrub-a-dub, Loops. 70 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,087 All right. All right. I gotta go. 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,925 There's a meteor shower. 72 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,445 Wanna see a meteor shower? 73 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,490 Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet. 74 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,648 - Bye. - Over and out. 75 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,086 (MIMICS RADIO STATIC) 76 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,771 Bye, buddy! 77 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,324 - Hello? - Hey, Stuart, come on in. 78 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,760 What are you doing here? 79 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,083 Um, Raj invited me to go to the movies with you guys. 80 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:31,127 Excuse me, I didn't authorize this. 81 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,962 - Sheldon, you are not in charge. - That's mighty sassy for a man... 82 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,930 ...with a roommate performance review around the corner. 83 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,241 What's the big deal? You guys are bringing your girlfriends. 84 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,811 I didn't wanna sit by myself. 85 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,806 The big deal is, I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five. 86 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,282 Now we're gonna be a faceless mass of six. 87 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,245 It'll be fine. Just, uh, pretend he's Wolowitz. 88 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,805 Hmm... 89 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,649 - Do you like Raisinets? - I take them or leave them. 90 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,928 At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets. 91 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,651 Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets? 92 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,280 It's hardly my business what you eat. 93 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,489 As long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets. 94 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,641 Okay. 95 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,484 - Should we go? - Uh, one more question. 96 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,166 If you're gonna replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you. 97 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,607 - All right. - Wolowitz went to MIT. 98 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,529 What's your educational background? 99 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,451 - I went to art school. - Equally ridiculous. Let's go. 100 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,084 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING IN MOVIE) 101 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,651 This insistence on hand-holding is preposterous. 102 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,568 - Well, I like it. - Yeah, of course you do, you're a girl. 103 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,530 You like all kinds of hippie-dippy things. 104 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,929 Just watch the movie. 105 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,209 It's not fair. 106 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,045 Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands. 107 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,204 There might be a reason for that. 108 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,723 Sweaty... 109 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,043 ...unhygienic... 110 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,202 ...looks dumb, take your pick. 111 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,641 Penny said she's not sure she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore. 112 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,726 Wrong. She just took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper. 113 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,526 So? 114 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,206 So if she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard... 115 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,570 ...why on earth would she guzzle a witch's brew of his soda and spit? 116 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,406 It's complicated. 117 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,404 String Theory is complicated. 118 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,401 That's just yucky. 119 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,687 Don't get any ideas. 120 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,970 All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true. 121 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,242 Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship? 122 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,090 She's not sure how she feels. 123 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,246 How can she not be sure how she feels? 124 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,165 You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. 125 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,891 Trains? Love them. 126 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,006 Swordfish? I love them too. 127 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,409 They're fish with a sword for a nose. 128 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,646 Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard. 129 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,322 You... Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend... 130 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,845 ...colleague and roommate? 131 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,002 Yes, please. Penny will kill me. 132 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,407 Oh, fine. 133 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,082 FYI, secret-keeping. Hate it. 134 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,446 Hand-holding, not a fan. 135 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,130 Hammerhead shark, I love that thing. 136 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,651 Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head. 137 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,803 - Raisinet? - Shh! We're trying to watch the movie. 138 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,126 This is not working out with him. 139 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,322 (KISSING TEETH) 140 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,362 - What are you doing? - I think I might have tartar buildup. 141 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,843 My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to. 142 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,571 Maybe your tongue is shrinking. 143 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,564 Nope. 144 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,366 Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is. 145 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,370 I'm starting to get a sense of it. 146 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,360 Don't worry, I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow. 147 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,045 Thank you. 148 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,886 I appreciate that. You're good people, Leonard. 149 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,411 - There's something I need to tell you. - Okay. 150 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,442 I can't tell you. 151 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,445 Why? 152 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,003 I can't tell you why I can't tell you. 153 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,324 So I guess there's two things I can't tell you. 154 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,247 I wish there were more. 155 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,249 Good night. 156 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,402 - I'm sorry, this is really important. - What is it? 157 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,125 (SIGHS) 158 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,925 I like the Transformers. 159 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,930 Do you like the Transformers? 160 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,609 Where exactly did your mother have you tested? 161 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,564 Leonard. 162 00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:01,330 The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. 163 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,891 You know, like a... 164 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,402 A semi-truck might be an alien robot... 165 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:10,167 ...or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship... 166 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,284 ...might feel differently than they appear to. 167 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,126 Or a conversation about the Transformers... 168 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:21,763 ...might actually be about someone in this room. 169 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,251 I'm gonna pause to let that sink in. 170 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,807 - Okay, I think I understand. - You do? 171 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,644 The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you. 172 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:45,209 But your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform... 173 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,485 ...into a red-blooded man with sexual desires. 174 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:56,008 That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 175 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:09,730 Leonard. 176 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,530 LEONARD: What? 177 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,406 Are you sleeping? 178 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,562 I was, now I'm having a nightmare. 179 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,401 What? 180 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,401 Never mind. I still can't tell you. 181 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,561 (SOFT KNOCKING NEARBY) 182 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,324 SHELDON: Penny. 183 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,811 - Penny. - Mmm. 184 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,726 Penny. 185 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,922 (BOTH SCREAMING) 186 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,561 Oh, my God, Sheldon. 187 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,768 You frightened me. 188 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,686 What are you doing in my bedroom? 189 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,081 I knocked on the front door but you didn't hear. 190 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,449 - How did you even get in, you weirdo? - Yeah, yeah, really? 191 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,206 I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years... 192 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,124 ...but when I do it, it's weird? 193 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,851 What do you want, Sheldon? 194 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,561 Well, I was having a little trouble sleeping and I just thought... 195 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,530 ...you know, seeing as you're up, we could talk. 196 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,045 Talk about what? 197 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,965 Oh, I don't know. Uh, weather? 198 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,521 Uh, fish you could do carpentry with? 199 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,284 Why Leonard is such an attractive and desirable boyfriend? 200 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,647 Pick one, your choice. 201 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,441 Sheldon... 202 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,961 Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record... 203 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,488 ...and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that? 204 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,483 Hubba, hubba. 205 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,651 - Okay, go home, crazy man. - You... 206 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:48,044 Did you know that while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country... 207 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,891 ...in today's North Korea, he's downright average? 208 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,244 Talk about a keeper. 209 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,324 Okay, what did Amy tell you? 210 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,922 Oh, very well. I can't keep up this clever charade any longer. 211 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,484 She told me that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard. 212 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:10,281 Okay, listen to me. It's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend... 213 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,522 ...but this is none of your business. Got it? 214 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:16,287 Excuse me, this is not about protecting my friend. 215 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,562 (PENNY GROANS) 216 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,922 I'm a big fan of homeostasis. 217 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,482 - Do you know what that is? - Of course not. 218 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:33,851 Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment. 219 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,841 Yeah, and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH. 220 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,845 Worst bedtime story ever. 221 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,362 My point is, I don't like when things change. 222 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,889 So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard. 223 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,202 And also, while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. 224 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,727 I'm not comfortable with the new scent. 225 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,324 Will you please stop this madness and go back to green apple? 226 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,408 Okay, honey, I have a lot to figure out. 227 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,888 And until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard. 228 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,249 - Do you understand? - I do. 229 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,801 - You clear on the shampoo issue? - Get out. 230 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,731 (PENNY SIGHS) 231 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,889 - Penny? - What? 232 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,643 Please don't hurt my friend. 233 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,005 - That is the last thing I want to do. - Thank you. 234 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,360 Coconut. What were you thinking? Are you a hula-girl? 235 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,925 Out! 236 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,442 (PHONE RINGING) 237 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,608 - Hello? - What the hell is wrong with you? 238 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,843 You told Sheldon? Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in? 239 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,286 (PHONE BEEPING) 240 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,442 Hang on, please. 241 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,881 - Hello? - Yeah, just a heads-up. 242 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,880 Penny knows that you blabbed about Leonard. She's pretty mad. 243 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,966 I know. She's yelling at me right now. 244 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,284 All right then, so we're all on the same page. 245 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,566 Hey, Bernie. 246 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,926 There's my hubby. 247 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,730 How's everything going up there? 248 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,484 Oh, it's okay. 249 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:26,567 Space is beautiful, Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old. 250 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,969 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 251 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,805 - Everything's fine, heh. - Howard. 252 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,923 The other astronauts are being mean to me. 253 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,085 No, what are they doing? 254 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,164 Well, like, for instance, the other day, when I was asleep... 255 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,322 ...one of the guys went on a space-walk... 256 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:54,442 ...and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window. 257 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,009 When I woke up, I screamed for like nine minutes. 258 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,165 Oh, Howie. 259 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,448 You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube. 260 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,444 Google "Astronaut screams for nine minutes. " 261 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,969 Why don't you stand up to them? 262 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,282 What am I supposed to say? 263 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,006 I don't know. 264 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,680 Say, "Being mean is lame. 265 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,764 What's cool is being nice." 266 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:31,210 Great, I'll do that when I wanna be the first guy in space to get a wedgie. 267 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,522 Do you want me to call somebody at NASA? 268 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,687 No, my mom already tried that. It only made things worse. 269 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,042 Gelatinous Sphere. 270 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,803 Focused Locust. 271 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,643 Temple of Yip. 272 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,844 I'm sorry, Wolowitz would never play that card. 273 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,650 All right, Lesser Demon Turtle. 274 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,165 Fairy God Monster, I win. 275 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,163 Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak. 276 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,723 So, what are you guys doing later? 277 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,400 Stuart and I were thinking of going out for a drink. 278 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,484 - Try to meet some girls. - Because that's what we do, heh. 279 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:20,204 So watch out, ladies, a little coffee and cream coming your way. 280 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,924 In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee. 281 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,241 Leonard, maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls. 282 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,442 Why would I be interested? I have Penny. 283 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,602 Yeah, for now. 284 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,046 But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. 285 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,290 Yeah, she talks to strangers, she pets unfamiliar dogs... 286 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:47,207 ...and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment. 287 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,291 If I were you, I'd get a backup. 288 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,764 You can't just replace someone you care about with some other random person. 289 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,526 Uh, please don't ruin this for me. 290 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,121 Do you remember how upset I was... 291 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,926 ...when they replaced Edward Norton as the Hulk? 292 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,208 Yes, you walked around for a week... 293 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,489 ...saying, "Sheldon unhappy with casting choice." 294 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:17,650 But then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers and he was even better. 295 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,326 - What's your point? - Call me a romantic. 296 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:25,486 I like to think that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere. 297 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,970 This is ridiculous. Are we gonna play cards or not? 298 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,091 - I like Mark Ruffalo too. - Yeah, settle down there, fake Wolowitz. 299 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,242 No one likes a kiss-up. 300 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,484 So I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning. 301 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,409 - Really? - Yeah. 302 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,764 I told him that if he didn't bite the hygienist I'd take him for ice cream. 303 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,966 I didn't have to take him for ice cream. 304 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,165 Uh-huh. 305 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,362 You okay? You seem a little distracted. 306 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,206 (SIGHS) 307 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,840 Look, there's something I need to tell you. 308 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,367 Oh, yeah, okay. 309 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,285 - I don't really know how to say this. - Just say it. 310 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,604 - Okay, here goes... - Mm-hm. 311 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,691 You slept with him? 312 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,726 I didn't know what else to do. He had those big, sad eyes. 313 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,531 Oh, sure, you had no choice. 314 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,571 He looked at me like this. 315 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,729 If that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog. 316 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,849 Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to break up with him. 317 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,806 Your wedding day, your honeymoon, your 50th anniversary. 318 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,401 Look, it's fine, we're not getting married, okay? 319 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,645 We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis. 320 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,766 It's so cute when she tries. 321 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,366 (PHONE BEEPS) 322 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,845 It's from Leonard. 323 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,207 "Last night was amazing. You're amazing. 324 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,489 I'm so lucky to have you in my life." 325 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,285 Okay, stop it. 326 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,126 HOWARD: Hey, Bernie, guess what? I stood up to the other astronauts like you said. 327 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,443 And I gotta tell you last night was the first time in a week... 328 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,170 ...I got a good night's sleep. 329 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,651 (CHUCKLES) 330 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,286 Oh, Howie. 331 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,488 What's wrong? You look upset. 332 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,920 Nope. 333 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,686 This is my proud face.