1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,128 RAJESH: Howard's capsule should be reentering the atmosphere any minute. 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,365 - It'll be good to have him back. - The Fantastic Four, reunited, ha, ha. 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,289 You had a good run, fake Wolowitz. 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,725 We'll remember you with nostalgic fondness... 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,087 ...the way we do the dial-up modem... 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,524 ...the VHS tape, or Leonard's gym membership. 7 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,566 We're not kicking him out. 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,685 - Stuart and I have become good friends. - Okay, one vote for, one vote against. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,248 - Leonard, you're the tiebreaker. - I don't have a problem with Stuart. 10 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,404 He gives us a 20 percent discount at his comic book store. 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,042 Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply. 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,601 - I can go 30. - Welcome aboard, old chum. 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,683 Okay, the NASA website says Howard's final descent has begun. 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,404 He left a boy. 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,042 He returns a boy-sized hero. 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,962 (HOWARD SCREAMING) 17 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,885 Loops, calm down! 18 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,448 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 19 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,530 - What's that? - The Jewish prayer for eating bread! 20 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,243 We don't have one for falling out of space! 21 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,887 We did it. 22 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,247 We're on the ground. We survived! 23 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,605 That was just the parachute. 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,922 We still have another six miles to go. 25 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,288 (SCREAMING) 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,088 WOMAN: (OVER PA) United Airlines K9... 27 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,844 Waiting for my husband. 28 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,326 That's nice. 29 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,928 He's coming back from outer space. 30 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,644 I think this flight is coming from Houston. 31 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,325 No, I mean... Never mind. 32 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,645 There he is! Howie! Howie! 33 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,491 REPORTERS: Howie! Howie! Howie! 34 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,083 - Howie! Howie! Howie! - Thank you. Great to be back on Earth. 35 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,005 Uh, I think they're here for me, Ringo. 36 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,651 REPORTERS: Howie! Howie! 37 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,770 - Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver. - Oh, thanks. 38 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,447 That nut job was telling everybody on the plane he's an astronaut. 39 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,286 I missed you so much. 40 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,767 I missed you too. 41 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,400 Where are the guys? 42 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,681 Oh, it's just me. 43 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,130 Oh, I get it. They're waiting, back home, with a big surprise party. 44 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,725 Don't worry. I can act surprised. 45 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,245 (GASPS) 46 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,841 No, I told them they could have you tomorrow night. 47 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,088 Tonight, you belong to me. 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,571 (SNEEZES) 49 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,643 - Gesundheit. You okay? - I am now that you're back. 50 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,282 Come on, let's go home, so I can tear off those little pants. 51 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,690 Great. Just keep in mind astronauts lose a lot of muscle tone in space... 52 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,969 ...so you might have to do most of the heavy lifting. 53 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,888 Now, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate... 54 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,567 - ...Howard's accomplishment tonight. - Me too, but we'll see him tomorrow. 55 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,531 Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him... 56 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,446 ...he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. 57 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,686 I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened. 58 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,081 You're unbelievable. 59 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,966 I know. 60 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,927 All right, Pictionary. What are the teams? 61 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,367 - How about boys versus girls? - Oh. 62 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,050 That hardly seems fair. 63 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,886 But I guess any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage. 64 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,441 - Once again, unbelievable. - Yeah. Once again, I know. 65 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,846 All right, round one. Here. 66 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,769 - Got it. - Okay. 67 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,288 Ready, set, go! 68 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,285 A box? 69 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,369 Uh... Window? 70 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,449 Batman. 71 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,285 Batman and Robin. 72 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,690 Uh, Wonder Twins, plus the monkey. 73 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,491 Wonder Twins, plus the monkey and Batman. 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,362 - Gift? Present! - Present! Yeah! 75 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:54,406 Leonard. Now, how can you not get that? 76 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,523 In what universe is that a present? 77 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,206 It's not a present. It's the present. 78 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:05,962 Look, there's you and me. It's Penny and Amy. 79 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,569 We're playing Pictionary, in the present. 80 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,722 Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them. 81 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,325 - It's a quark-gluon plasma. - No. 82 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,970 It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma. 83 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,402 Nothing with quarks. 84 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,766 It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe. 85 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,162 - No. - It's a chocolate chip cookie! 86 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,845 Yes! 87 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,169 - How could you miss that? - Hey! 88 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,840 If you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie... 89 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,088 ...you draw a glass of milk next to it. 90 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,607 - Penny got it. - Yeah, only after I eliminated... 91 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,762 ...all the obvious answers. 92 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,327 You're welcome. 93 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,685 LEONARD: Oh, uh... 94 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,881 Sausage. 95 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,646 Uh... Bratwurst? 96 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,164 Oh, hot dog. 97 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,522 - Penny, aren't you gonna draw something? - Relax, we've got time. This is so fun. 98 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,485 There. 99 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,605 A solar system. 100 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,125 Uh, uh, uh... 101 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,965 Unidentified flying liverwurst? 102 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,411 Now? 103 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,125 Soon. 104 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,484 Come on, Leonard. I am spoon-feeding this to you. 105 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,640 I don't know. 106 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,407 Casper, the alcoholic ghost? 107 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,449 All right, that's enough. Ahem. 108 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,207 AMY: Uh, hand? 109 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,328 - Nail? Polish? - Yeah! 110 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,562 SHELDON: No, no, no! 111 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,524 No! 112 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,769 The word is Polish. See? Look. 113 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,763 Polish sausage! 114 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,003 Model of the solar system, developed by Nicolaus Copernicus... 115 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,449 ...a Polish astronomer. Finally, if that wasn't enough, which it should've been... 116 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,922 ...this is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium. 117 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,445 Who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth! 118 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,967 Excuse me, the word is polish. 119 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,889 See? Small P. 120 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,531 Ah. 121 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,966 So it is. I guess we both share blame on this one. 122 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,564 Bernie, you okay? 123 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,489 BERNADETTE: Yeah, I'll be right there. 124 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,722 (BERNADETTE HACKING UP PHLEGM) 125 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,167 Did you get a sea lion while I was gone? 126 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,565 (IN NASAL VOICE) It's allergies. 127 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,649 Okay, ha. 128 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,644 I took some Benadryl, I'll be fine. 129 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,762 So did you miss me? 130 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,649 Are you kidding? Every minute of every... 131 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,842 (HACKING UP PHLEGM) 132 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,886 Oh. Ew. 133 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,444 Excuse me. 134 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,086 Sweetie, we don't have to do this now. 135 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,682 Yes, we do. 136 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,931 - You left right after we got married. - Ha, ha. 137 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,491 This is like our honeymoon. 138 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,891 - Now, hold on to your hat. - Oh. 139 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,369 Uh-oh. 140 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,887 - You okay? - A little dizzy. 141 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,371 Must be the Benadryl. 142 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,162 Switch places with me. 143 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,970 Okay, ha. 144 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,284 Now... 145 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,729 ...kiss me. 146 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,842 (SNORING) 147 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,007 Bernadette? 148 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,720 Bernie? 149 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,530 - Bernie? - Aah! 150 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,922 That was amazing. 151 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,762 You made me feel things I nev... 152 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,927 Well, that was quick and a little gross. 153 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,321 Now I know how she feels. 154 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,770 Hey, Sheldon, you're always full of fun little facts. 155 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,130 Where did the expression "got your ass handed to you" come from? 156 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,724 Don't know. 157 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,771 I wonder if it's from, like, ancient Rome... 158 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:14,090 ...where they'd actually chop somebody's ass off and then go, "Here." 159 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,287 You know, to appease Loseroneous, the god of losers. 160 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,971 I am not a loser. 161 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,366 Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill. 162 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,761 In all fairness, Pictionary has verbal skills, visual skills. 163 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,291 A pretty well-rounded game. 164 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,962 Lot of big talk from a man who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie. 165 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,889 Fine, pick another game. Amy and I will beat you at anything. 166 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,970 All right. Let's play... 167 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,401 ...Physics Fiesta. 168 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,121 - Oh, come on. What is that? - It's a game that I just invented... 169 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,524 ...in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish. 170 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,250 Uh... 171 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,483 Donde esta el boson de Higgs? 172 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,844 En el acelerador de particulas. 173 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,487 Bueno, mi amigo. 174 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,531 No, no. We're not playing some dumb, made-up game. 175 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,489 All games are made up. 176 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,122 They're not found in nature. You don't just dig in the ground... 177 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,966 ...come across a rich vein of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. 178 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,851 - Pick another game. - Why don't we do something athletic? 179 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,844 Like, go over to the university pool and play water polo? 180 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,526 No good, Sheldon doesn't float. 181 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,602 That is true. I have a higher than normal body density. 182 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,531 If I run too deep a bath, I drown. 183 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,047 - All right, let's keep it simple. Darts? - No, that's not fair, either. 184 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,726 - Why not? - Darts is a bar game. 185 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,885 You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age. 186 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,211 Yeah, that's when it started. 187 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:56,410 Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage in all tavern-based competitions. 188 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,689 Pool, beer-pong, wet T-shirt contests. They're all out. 189 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:04,841 Okay, just for the record, I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest. 190 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,362 I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk. 191 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,723 We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA and play real-life Operation. 192 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,487 - No. - Uh-uh. 193 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,687 I don't think so. 194 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,684 You sure? The nose doesn't light up... 195 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,487 ...but if the corpse is fresh enough sometimes you can get the leg to jerk. 196 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:32,602 Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle, your little star is home! 197 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,604 Ma, the chain's on the door! 198 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:41,448 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard? I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow! 199 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,571 Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well, so I thought I'd stop by. 200 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,291 Tell you about the greatest adventure of my life. 201 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,051 See if you can make me feel bad about it. 202 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,407 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Okay! Hold on, I'm not decent! 203 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,244 All right. 204 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,446 The woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years. Suddenly she's not decent? 205 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,002 MAN: You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back? 206 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,247 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Shh! You need to whisper. 207 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,004 Ma, who's in there? 208 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,243 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Uh, nobody! The TV is on! 209 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,291 MAN: I only got one sock. Where's my other sock? 210 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,966 - Who is that? MRS. WOLOWITZ: I told you, it's the TV! 211 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,727 Jay Leno lost a sock. It's hilarious. 212 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,171 If you're busy, I can come back. 213 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,731 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Just give me a second! 214 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,803 Go, go, go! 215 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,442 (WINDOW OPENING) 216 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,809 - Dr. Schneider? - Oh. 217 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,969 Hello, Howard. 218 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,645 What are you doing here? 219 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,923 Um... House call. 220 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,925 You're a dentist. 221 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,682 Yes. Yes, I am. 222 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,048 I think he's onto us! 223 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,050 Okay. Glasses off. 224 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,682 Find Waldo. 225 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,684 Hurry up, find him. Find him. 226 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,605 - I'm trying! Don't yell at me! SHELDON: For goodness' sake. 227 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,326 He's wearing a hat, glasses and a red-striped shirt! 228 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,006 - I know what he looks like! - There he is, I got him! 229 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,726 Yes! We win again. Yes. 230 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,530 How could you not find him? 231 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,166 Because he's hard to find! 232 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,006 If he was easy to find, the books would be called There's Waldo! 233 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,409 Fifty-seven, 58, 59. 234 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,489 That's one minute. 235 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,403 Long division, long division. Go, go, go. 236 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,483 Remember, show your work. 237 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,529 I'm okay. I'm okay. 238 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,087 I'm not okay. 239 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,367 Get up. We can't... We can't lose in math! 240 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,766 - Thirty-seven! - Yes! 241 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,765 Ready, set, wrestle. 242 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,763 One, two, three, pin. 243 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,965 Mwah. 244 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,081 - Stop that. - Mwah. 245 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,969 - Amy, do something. - Mwah. 246 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,360 Amy. Help. 247 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,841 Wha...? Amy, stop that. 248 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,207 Amy, Penny. Both of you, stop it. 249 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,930 One to beam aboard? 250 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,929 Oh, my God, you're back. 251 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,124 Oh, look at you. You... You look like you grew. 252 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,282 Yeah. 253 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,609 The lack of gravity did decompress my spine, so I'm, like, an inch-and-a-half taller. 254 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,925 I'm going to the DMV tomorrow to get my license changed before I shrink back. 255 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,409 Come in, come in. I didn't think I was gonna get to see you until tomorrow. 256 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,730 Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's... 257 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,247 ...kind of under my dentist. 258 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,124 Wait, your... Your mother's sleeping with your dentist? 259 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,325 Former dentist. I need a new one now that I know where his hands have been. 260 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,331 So you're wandering all around by yourself? 261 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,643 That's not the hero's welcome an astronaut should come home to. 262 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:26,967 It's okay. You know, we space cowboys don't do what we do for glory and fame. 263 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,567 We leave that to your rock stars, and your athletes... 264 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,166 ...and your Howie Mandels. 265 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,491 Oh, hey, man, welcome back. 266 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,724 Oh, Stuart, thanks. What are you doing here? 267 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,322 - I kind of live here now. - Just until he gets back on his feet. 268 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,366 Which are looking pretty good in the boots I bought him for his birthday. 269 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,522 (MIMICS EXPLOSION) 270 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,490 STUART: Ah, he's spoiling me and I love it. 271 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,926 Wow, ha, so you guys are, like, buds now? 272 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,810 Oh, yeah. We hang out all the time. 273 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,651 He doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend. 274 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,044 RAJESH: It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes. 275 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,971 STUART: That sounds a little funny to an American ear. 276 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,570 - Which part? - Just all of it. 277 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,288 Okay, so, what...? What do you guys got going on, tonight? 278 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,569 Raj is taking me to the Sound of Music sing-along. 279 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,882 Sound of Music sing-along? That used to be our thing, but that's cool. 280 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,286 Howard, it's still our thing. Come with us. We'll get you a scalped ticket. 281 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,088 So I'd be sitting by myself? 282 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,211 We'll switch. You'll come sit with me after intermission. 283 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,688 So I'd be sitting by myself during "Edelweiss"? 284 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,569 No, no, you guys go. 285 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,251 Have fun. 286 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,768 - Okay. Will I get to see you tomorrow? - Absolutely. See you, Stuart. 287 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,490 Yeah, yeah. 288 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,002 Is he taller? 289 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,082 At least my mother made her boyfriend climb out the window. 290 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,766 All right, standard state fair pie-eating contest rules are... 291 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,402 ...no hands, first one to clean the pan wins. 292 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,690 On the count of three. 293 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,365 One... 294 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,443 - ...two... - Wait. 295 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,125 I'm a little concerned. 296 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,081 Blueberries are rich in antioxidants. 297 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,965 - So? - So with all those antioxidants... 298 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,929 ...what if I run out of oxidants? 299 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,330 Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night. 300 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,650 You either stick your face in that pie, or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face. 301 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,444 That's rude. 302 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,326 One, two, three, eat. 303 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,848 Hey, guys, guess who's back from space. 304 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,162 ALL: Not now! 305 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,326 Oh, ow! Blueberry in my nose! Blueberry in my nose! 306 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,887 Snort it down and keep eating! 307 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,931 (SNORTS) 308 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,284 You look familiar. 309 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,011 I don't think so. 310 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,641 Yeah. 311 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,211 I just saw you on the news. 312 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,400 You're an astronaut. 313 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,807 Yes. Yes, I am. 314 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,409 Good for you. How about a piece of cheesecake on the house? 315 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,524 Oh, thank you so much. I've been having the worst night. 316 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,048 I just got back and my friends don't care, my wife's sick. 317 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,726 - Went to my mom's... - You want the cheesecake or not? 318 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,281 Yes, please. 319 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,523 (SINGING) And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 320 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,889 Till touchdown brings me round again to find 321 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,204 I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, oh, no 322 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,841 I'm a rocket man 323 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,405 (SNEEZES) 324 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,810 Perfect.