1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,648 Hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space. 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,763 Wow, Howard, that's very nice of you. 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,128 Yeah, maybe. Open it first. 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,842 It's my official NASA portrait. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,084 "To Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world... 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,005 ...just like the guy in this picture was." 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,211 For the record, he also thinks that Walgreens... 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,045 ...and the drycleaners are out of this world. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:37,048 That's not true. At Walgreens I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids. 10 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,486 I see you're getting ready for your Halloween party. 11 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,564 Yeah, it's my annual attempt to meet women. 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,722 Ninth time's the charm. 13 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:51,523 Would you like me to help? I have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees. 14 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,047 Thanks, but I can't afford je ne sais quoi. 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,243 How much for just quoi? 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,841 Don't worry about money, I'll take care of it. 17 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,530 - Really? - Yeah, you'll love it. 18 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,441 Ain't no party like a Koothra-party. Ha-ha-ha. 19 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,684 You know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan... 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,130 ...they put you up in before the launch. You'd think you'd get one porn channel. 21 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:18,768 Have you noticed Howard can take any topic and use it to remind you he went to space? 22 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,247 Interesting hypothesis. 23 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,650 Let's apply the scientific method. Perform an experiment. 24 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,609 Okay. Hey, Howard. 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,481 - Thoughts on where we should get dinner? - Anywhere but the space station. 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,447 On a good day, dinner was a bag full of meatloaf. 27 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,440 But, hey, you don't go there for the food, you go there for the view. 28 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,410 That's fascinating. 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,409 I'm gonna see if I can duplicate it. 30 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,368 Howard, I've always thought the lemon was an underrated fruit. 31 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,931 Care to weigh in? 32 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,285 Not really. 33 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,123 - Oh, well. - People say the Soyuz capsule's a lemon... 34 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,404 Yeah, but, hey, that baby got me to space and back. 35 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,800 Ladies' night at the Cheesecake Factory, does it get any better than this? 36 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,604 I hope so. 37 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:43,406 Question: Do you think your husband's fondness for turtle-necks... 38 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,008 ...is an expression of longing for his missing foreskin? 39 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,882 It's not getting any better. 40 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,605 (PHONE BEEPS) 41 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,641 Oh, it's Leonard. He wants to go costume shopping later. 42 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,207 - I thought you liked Halloween. - I do... 43 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,684 ...he wants to go party at the comic store. Lot of the guys there are kind of creepy. 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,526 - Like my husband? - And my boyfriend? 45 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,768 I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something about Howard's foreskin? 46 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,124 Nice try, but you have to go to that party because we're going. 47 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,051 I'm gonna go, it's just not my idea of a good time. 48 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,965 Leonard does things he doesn't like to make you happy. 49 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,728 Yeah, he's my boyfriend. Isn't that, like, his job? 50 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,529 - Then what's your job? - Letting him make me happy. 51 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,723 I just think, in relationships, you get back what you put in. 52 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,325 AMY: That's not always true. 53 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,000 Last night I gave Sheldon my best come-hither look... 54 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,484 ...and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated. 55 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,927 I guess I could probably try a little harder. 56 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,727 You could start by taking an interest in his work. 57 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,968 - That's kind of a problem. - Why? 58 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,401 Not really clear on what he does. 59 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,883 He's an experimental physicist. 60 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,560 Yeah, I'm not really clear on what that means. 61 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:07,209 He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy. 62 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,926 Yeah, you're really just making it worse. 63 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,082 What kind of tea would you like? 64 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,769 I think I'm going to try green tea mixed with lemon zinger. 65 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,765 Two tea bags in one cup? 66 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,851 You're not at a rave. 67 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,922 So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking... 68 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,291 ...since this is our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend... 69 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,689 ...I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples' costume. 70 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,123 I couldn't agree more. 71 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,805 Really? I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you. 72 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:51,125 Couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship. 73 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,647 Now, imagine this: 74 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,646 You and I, entering Stuart's party... 75 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:01,244 ...and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple: 76 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,809 - Yeah? - R2-D2 and C-3PO. 77 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,290 Dibs on '3PO. 78 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:15,446 Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet... 79 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,483 ...or Cinderella and Prince Charming. 80 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,405 Not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like. 81 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,331 Okay. 82 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,162 I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on tea bags. 83 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,327 I make compromises for you all the time. 84 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,446 Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with? 85 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:45,171 Fine. How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century? 86 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,323 Hewlett and Packard. 87 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,810 Dibs on Hewlett. 88 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,208 You wanna be Hewlett? 89 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,127 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 90 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,124 - Anybody home? - Hey, what are you doing here? 91 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,641 I just thought I'd stop by and say hello. 92 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,644 What a nice surprise. 93 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:10,284 - I don't think you've seen my lab before. - I know, it's long overdue. What you doing? 94 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,171 Better not be building a robot girlfriend. 95 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:18,725 No. Although, Howard was making some strides in that area until he met Bernadette. 96 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,570 - What, you're kidding? - No. 97 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:26,011 Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box, waiting for the phone to ring. 98 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,847 - What's going on in here? - No, no, no, don't look in there. 99 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,725 - Is it a secret? - No, it's a nitrogen laser. 100 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,725 It'll cook your eyeball like a soft-boiled egg. 101 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,048 Oh, might wanna put a sign on it. 102 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,321 There's a sign right there. 103 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,251 Ah, "Danger." Sure, sure. 104 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,885 So, what's that? 105 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,210 That is an integrated ion trap and time-of-flight mass spectrometer. 106 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,562 Wow. High techie-techie. 107 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,050 What's this little box? 108 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,130 That is a pencil sharpener. 109 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,044 Oh, low techie-techie. 110 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,890 So, what are you working on now? 111 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,890 - It's actually pretty neat. - Yeah? 112 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,287 It's a front-projected holographic display... 113 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,365 ...combined with laser based finger tracking. Here, I'll show you. 114 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,571 Put this pencil over here. 115 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,242 Sharp, thanks to the machine we saw earlier. 116 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,521 Very good. 117 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,804 Then a laser will map the reflective surface... 118 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,925 ...and, voila. 119 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,646 Wow, that is amazing! 120 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,803 You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that... 121 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,726 - ...the whole universe may be a hologram. - What do you mean? 122 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,810 Oh! 123 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,086 - Wow! - Mm-hm. 124 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,291 The holographic principle suggests... 125 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,484 ...that what we all experience every day in three dimensions... 126 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,611 ...may really just be information... 127 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:12,642 ...on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. 128 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,600 So it's possible that our lives are really just... 129 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:22,609 ...acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe. 130 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,241 PENNY: Hmm. 131 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,726 What? 132 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,486 Sometimes I forget how smart you are. Heh. 133 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,727 You should visit more often. 134 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:46,648 - What are you doing? - Take off your clothes. 135 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,443 - What, here, now? - You got a problem? 136 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:54,601 No, no. Just kind of crazy. I've never fooled around in the lab before. 137 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,966 - Really? Never? - Nope. 138 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:01,246 I did have a shot with the Lisatronic, but the extension cord wasn't long enough. 139 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:11,650 Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on the menus I've prepared for the party. 140 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:16,050 The theme is "food that goes bump in the night." 141 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:21,205 "Creature from the Black Forest Ham Lagoon"? 142 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,007 On "sesame seed Bunzillas." 143 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,927 "Night of the Living Garlic Bread"? 144 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:34,844 It's funny because bread sounds like dead. 145 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,045 I'm sorry, but these are just ordinary foods... 146 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,720 ...with the names bent into tortured puns. 147 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,764 But the dishes themselves are in no way Halloweeny. 148 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,242 Ooh, Hallow-weenies. 149 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:53,448 That's a good one. They'll pair nicely with my Draculoni and Cheese. 150 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,245 How do I do it? 151 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,922 Reminds me. I was thinking of wearing my NASA jumpsuit as a costume... 152 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,362 ...but I realized everybody would be like: 153 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,808 "Where's your costume? Why are you wearing work clothes?" 154 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,090 Hello, boys. 155 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,963 What are you smiling at? 156 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,770 Nothing. 157 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,202 - You know where there's a lot of nothing? ALL: Space. 158 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,444 Boy, it's nice to sleep in a bed with gravity again. 159 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:36,124 Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out of my mouth into the airlock? 160 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,643 Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice. 161 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,562 So here we are. 162 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:47,288 Just a couple of young newlyweds. What to do? 163 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,370 What to do to you? 164 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,402 Astronaut Wolowitz reporting for booty. 165 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,682 Preparing thrusters. 166 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,007 We have liftoff. 167 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:13,643 - Are we clear to jettison that nightgown? - Okay, we need to talk. 168 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,170 - What? - Howie, I know you went to space... 169 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,164 ...and I'm incredibly proud of you. 170 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,085 But you might wanna try and not bring it up every minute. 171 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,846 I don't talk about it every minute. 172 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,924 Tonight at dinner you went on about it for an hour straight. 173 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,604 What was I supposed to talk about? We were eating at Johnny Rockets. 174 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,286 Just saying people are getting a little tired of it. 175 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:43,285 So I did this amazing thing and I'm never allowed to mention it? 176 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:49,044 Of course you can. But, maybe a good rule would be to wait for people to bring it up. 177 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,327 Okay, heh. No problem. It won't happen again. 178 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,566 - I love you. - I love you too. 179 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,044 I can't tell you how many times... 180 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,049 ...I dreamed I was in bed here... 181 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,368 ...with you when I was... 182 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,240 You know... 183 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,811 (CLICKS TONGUE) 184 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,003 What, I can't even point? 185 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,370 So, basically, this is what's called mag-lev technology. 186 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:29,930 It uses powerful electromagnets to create a force strong enough to overcome gravity. 187 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,522 - You hold this. - Whoa, that's heavy. 188 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,088 - Oh, you don't have on any jewelry, do you? - No, why? 189 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,443 Grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings. 190 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,608 Now he's on a transplant list waiting for a nipple his size. 191 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,964 Now, watch this. 192 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,207 (MACHINE HUMMING) 193 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,930 (GASPS) 194 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,125 Whoa. 195 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,328 That is very cool. 196 00:12:55,560 --> 00:13:01,090 Sometimes I like to turn this on and pretend I'm the super-villain Magneto. 197 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,968 Getting a little less cool, Leonard. 198 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,402 What I really am is a very smart scientist. 199 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,722 Who understands the mechanics of the universe. 200 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,247 And is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought. 201 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,284 - There we go. - Yeah. 202 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,609 So I thought the photo booth for the party could be creepy, like a mummy's tomb... 203 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,485 ...or they also have the TARDIS from Doctor Who. 204 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,649 A TARDIS makes no sense. 205 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,850 A time machine from a science-fiction show has nothing to do with Halloween. 206 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:35,365 That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, you stink and your party stinks. 207 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,010 - Do you have a preference? - I don't care, get the TARDIS. 208 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:43,131 Yes! This party just became a major rager. 209 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,971 By the way, can I borrow your bullwhip and fedora? 210 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,169 Yeah, sure, whatever. 211 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,723 I was thinking of dressing up as Indiana Jones's mocha-skinned love child. 212 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,328 Indian Jones. 213 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,604 - Clever. - What's wrong with you? 214 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,166 Nothing. 215 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,883 Howard, I've got a party to plan, don't make me pull it out of you. 216 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:17,689 Here it is. Bernadette said you guys are sick of me talking about my trip to space. 217 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,046 Is that true? 218 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,727 - No. - Yes. 219 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,208 We seem to have different approaches here. 220 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:30,730 I was going for helpful honesty, I have no idea what you're doing. 221 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,883 It's called being nice. 222 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,688 Okay, if you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it. 223 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,724 You know what, guys, never mind. 224 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,130 I just won't talk about the greatest achievement of my life ever again. 225 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,727 Look at that, the problem solved itself. 226 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,883 Hello, boys. 227 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:05,931 What if we were to go as dinner table favorites, salt and pepper? 228 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,249 You know salt makes me retain water... 229 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,166 ...and my cousin, William, was ground to death in a pepper factory accident. 230 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,606 Raggedy Ann and Andy? I loved them growing up. 231 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,367 I don't think so. Those dolls represent three things I don't care for: 232 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,922 Clowns, children, and raggedyness. 233 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,920 - I think it's a lost cause. - No. 234 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:32,483 There are things that say to the world, "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up." 235 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,327 Matching costumes, hickies, and sex tapes. 236 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,802 Pick one. 237 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,209 What's a hickey? 238 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,248 - How do I look? - Fine. 239 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,610 Uh-oh. Is someone a little blue? 240 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,804 Come on, Howie, that's, like, the funniest thing I've ever said in my life. 241 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,242 What do you say, you ready to go? 242 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,841 To tell you the truth, I'm not really in the mood. 243 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,369 What are you talking about? It'll be fun, your friends will be there. 244 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,807 Some friends. They all think I'm boring. 245 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,604 Maybe you should go without me. 246 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:33,643 No, if I'm there alone people might think I'm just a really short person from Avatar. 247 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,248 I'm sorry, I just don't wanna go. 248 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,167 Hey, I just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue. 249 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,365 I'm gonna be washing paint out of my smurf for a month! 250 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,244 Fine. 251 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,130 Two weeks ago I was an astronaut. 252 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,522 Yeah, well, now you're a Smurf. Keep walking. 253 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,804 Oh, my God, you guys look adorable! 254 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,411 Thanks, so do you. 255 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,688 - Slutty cop? - No, sexy cop. 256 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,521 Slutty cop only came with a skirt and two badges. 257 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,566 And Albert Einstein? 258 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:16,483 Ja. Und later she's going to arrest me for going faster than the speed of light. 259 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,371 - I thought we said in the car, no accents. - Sorry, officer. 260 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,723 Hello! 261 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,044 - It's a great party. - Thank you. 262 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,408 The monster foods, they're really fun. 263 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,246 Oh, yes, thank you. I like to think of fun things like that... 264 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:45,446 ...because I'm fun, I'm not clinically depressed at all. 265 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,925 Sheldon, get in here. 266 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,322 SHELDON: I should have picked hickey. 267 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,445 STUART: Hey, look at you guys! 268 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,088 I'm Raggedy Anne and he's Raggedy C-3PO. 269 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,771 SHELDON: It was a compromise. I lost. 270 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,089 Can you believe Stuart's walking around taking credit for this party? 271 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,961 - Who cares? - What do you mean, who cares? 272 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,720 Look what I pulled off here. The DJ's on fire... 273 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,127 ...there's a TARDIS photo booth in the back... 274 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:28,081 ...oh, my God, the food. Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and Cheese. 275 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,767 You're right, the party's fantastic! Tell me more. 276 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,567 I haven't heard enough about it, because hearing about that never gets old! 277 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,406 - Is this about the space thing again? - I'm not allowed to talk about it... 278 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:43,242 ...but since you brought it up, I went to space. Space, space, space! 279 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,286 Oh, Drinky Smurf! 280 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,288 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Great, now I'm in trouble. 281 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,125 You happy? 282 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,531 You, out! 283 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,000 You are being very rude. 284 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,523 No I'm not. They're all being rude, and you're being rude. 285 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,921 Me? What did I do? 286 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:10,645 (AS BERNADETTE) "Oh, Howie, stop talking about space so much." 287 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,486 "Nobody likes it." 288 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,321 I don't sound like that. 289 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,681 (IN NORMAL VOICE) You're supposed to be on my side. 290 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,922 I'm always on your side. 291 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,169 Then why are you trying to take this away from me? 292 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:32,201 Being an astronaut is the coolest thing I'm ever going to do... 293 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,526 ...and if I stop talking about it then I'm just... 294 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,124 Just what? 295 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,207 Just plain old Howard Wolowitz again. 296 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,368 Plain old Howard Wolowitz is the best guy I know. 297 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,525 - You're just saying that. - No, I'm not. 298 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,327 I married him. On purpose. 299 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,170 Come here. 300 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,844 - I love you. - I love you too. 301 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,330 Nothing to see here, just sexy police business. 302 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,885 Just explaining the theory of relativity. 303 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,401 (WHISPERS) Twice. 304 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,491 Hey, what you watching? 305 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,208 I don't know. Raj sent me some video of Buzz Aldrin. 306 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,890 Here you go, it's a Milky Way. 307 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,567 The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. 308 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,571 I've been in space. 309 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,287 Here's a Mars bar. 310 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,122 I'm an astronaut. 311 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,687 And this one's a MoonPie. 312 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,486 I walked on the Moon. 313 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,051 What have you done? 314 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,408 Okay, I get it.