1 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,205 What are you drawing over there? 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,610 A hypothetical containment field for a Frisbee-sized wormhole... 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,445 ...that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe. 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,850 Oh, you silly doodlebug. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:21,289 A lot of scientists believe making contact with other life-forms... 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,602 ...would probably not end well for us. 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,689 It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard. 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,127 You could block it with a Frisbee. Calm down. 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,808 Do you expect me to build this? Heh. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,203 I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Gentlemen. 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:43,125 Have you guys ever noticed that Sheldon always disappears every day at 2:45? 12 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,607 - Really? - He probably just goes to the bathroom. 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,570 Actually, no. He goes at 8 a.m. with optional follow-ups... 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,645 ...at 1:45 and 7:10 on high-fiber Fridays. 15 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,450 It's sad that you know that. 16 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,490 Oh... That's just the tip of the sadness iceberg. 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,642 I'm looking at his public calendar. 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,724 Two-forty-five to 3:05, nothing. 19 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,167 Yesterday, 2:45 to 3:05, nothing. 20 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,966 Last week, nothing. Last month, nothing. 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,646 He never has anything booked during that time. 22 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,645 Twenty minutes a day completely unaccounted for. 23 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,487 - We should figure out where he goes. - Ooh, this is exciting. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,524 Like one of my classic murder-mystery dinner parties. 25 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:29,846 Right, the case of who murdered three Saturday nights of my life. 26 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,322 Colonel Koothrappali in the kitchen with the olive spread. 27 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,889 It was tapenade and you guys suck. 28 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,926 So how was work today? 29 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,482 Well, I spent most of the afternoon growing isotopically pure crystals... 30 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,642 ...for neutrino detection. 31 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,442 That sounds like fun. 32 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,283 - Yeah, it was. - Oh, good, I guessed right. 33 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,161 (PHONE BEEPS) 34 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,005 - Who you talking to? - Oh, just this guy I met at school. 35 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,931 Oh, great. We're still dating, right? 36 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,170 Relax, he's just a friend. We're doing an oral report together. He's really nice. 37 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,642 I'm sorry, what was that? I had a little stroke after "oral." 38 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,931 Would you stop? 39 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,127 (PHONE BEEPS) 40 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,687 He moved here from London. He doesn't know anybody. 41 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,686 Oh, good, an English accent, the sexiest accent you can have. 42 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,365 No, that's not true. 43 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,370 There's French, there's Italian. 44 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,847 No, you're right, it's the best. 45 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,365 - Did you tell him you have a boyfriend? - It didn't come up. 46 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,045 Maybe you should tell him. 47 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,850 What am I supposed to say? 48 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,526 Say, "Can't talk right now. Hanging with my boyfriend. 49 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,490 England sucks, you suck, U.S.A. number one." 50 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,647 Fine. "Hanging with my boyfriend. Talk to you later." 51 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,290 - Happy? - Yes. Thank you. 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,521 PENNY: Mm-hm. 53 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,045 (PHONE BEEPS) 54 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,284 Huh. 55 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,201 - What did he say? - Nothing. 56 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,441 What? 57 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,447 "Did your boyfriend make you type that?" 58 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,681 I hate this guy. 59 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,327 - Don't be like that. - Oh, come on. Trust me, he's hitting on you. 60 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,131 He's not, we're just friends. Is this gonna be a problem? 61 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,567 He's supposed to come over tomorrow to work. 62 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,881 Really? Here? 63 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,926 If it makes you uncomfortable, I'll switch partners even though the thing's due... 64 00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:00,051 ...and everyone already has a partner and I'll probably end up failing the class. 65 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,486 That'd be great. Thank you. 66 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,404 Two forty-four. Right on schedule. 67 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,931 Hey, Sheldon. 68 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,889 Oh, hello. 69 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,204 Raj and I are heading over to the genetics lab to pet the glow-in-the-dark bunny. 70 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,049 - Wanna come with us? - No, thank you. 71 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:24,081 You sure? They turn off the lights and it's like a little laser show that poops all over. 72 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,570 I'm quite sure. Good day. 73 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,722 - Where are you going? - Where are you going? 74 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,610 - We told you. - Yeah, I just told you. 75 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,764 - No, you didn't. - Your word against mine. See you in court. 76 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,886 - Should we follow him? - I don't know. I'm torn. 77 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,601 I want to know where he's going but now I kind of want to play with the bunny. 78 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,441 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Alex. 79 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,642 - Do you know where your boss just went? - No. 80 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,326 - Don't you know his schedule? - All I know is corduroy... 81 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,450 ...makes too much noise and I have to go find quieter pants. 82 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,246 Come on. 83 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,968 Boy, what I wouldn't give to get her out of those pants. 84 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,124 And into something a little more stylish. 85 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,322 This is where he goes? 86 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,131 - What's in there? - I think it's an old storage room. 87 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,691 What could he be doing in there every day for 20 minutes? 88 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,569 Well, he's not doing 20-minute abs... 89 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,530 ...because if he were, he'd have way better abs. 90 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,364 - Can you hear anything? - Not yet. 91 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,803 What are you doing? 92 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,207 I'm listening. 93 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,409 Can't you face the other way and listen? 94 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,524 I can't do anything right for you, can I? 95 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,725 What the hell is he up to? 96 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,324 He is kind of a weirdo. 97 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,689 Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy chained up in there. 98 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,650 Or Bill Gates. Or Stephen Hawking. 99 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,409 Why would he chain up Stephen Hawking? 100 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,848 Howard, you can't treat the man differently just because he's disabled. That's not okay. 101 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,562 If you're wondering why I've been staring... 102 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,883 ...I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's. 103 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,046 To be honest, I didn't know you were here. 104 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,681 It's not a big deal. He's just in her history class. 105 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,565 They're working on a project. I don't even know why I care. 106 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,242 - You know what, I don't care. - You think you don't care. 107 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,890 This is silly. I have nothing to worry about. 108 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,247 Oh, I don't know. 109 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:04,400 Hey, statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about. 110 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,647 What do you mean? 111 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,885 Well, if we assume that your looks are average... 112 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:14,726 ...right off the bat, 50 percent of men on Earth are more attractive than you. 113 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:22,809 That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade. 114 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,127 Well, yeah, but this isn't just about looks. 115 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,170 I'm way above average in a lot of other things. 116 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:35,804 Not height, vision, athleticism, or ability to digest dairy products. 117 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,486 I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity. 118 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,326 You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole. 119 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,524 I liked it better when you thought I wasn't here. 120 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,451 I'm not saying you don't have attractive qualities. 121 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,171 Your choice of friends is impeccable. 122 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,765 You're a good sleeper. 123 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:01,323 And last but not least, you buy the grapes I like. 124 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,481 You're a real catch compared to some snoring guy... 125 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,530 ...with a fridge full of lousy grapes. 126 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,847 None of this matters. 127 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,607 I trust that Penny cares about me and nothing's gonna happen with this guy. 128 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,963 Unless of course he's a skilled hypnotist. 129 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,686 What? 130 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,011 While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility. 131 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:29,246 She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it. 132 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,731 - Now you're just being ridiculous. - Am I? 133 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,690 The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard. 134 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,808 He could be having the time of his life... 135 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,691 ...while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn. 136 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:58,807 Look at us, sneaking around in the middle of the night like a couple of cat burglars. 137 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,165 I think we're more like ninjas. 138 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,369 I don't wanna be a ninja. I wanna be a cat burglar. 139 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,808 - Fine. I'll be a ninja, you be a cat burglar. - No, we both have to be the same thing. 140 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,561 Okay, we're ninjas. 141 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,044 Thank you. 142 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,131 But next time we'll be cat burglars. 143 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,245 - It's locked. - Are you sure? 144 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,730 Yes, I'm sure. 145 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,400 Now, you stand guard, I'm... 146 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,410 It's locked. 147 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,281 Just keep an eye out. I'll have this open in a minute. 148 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,249 When did you learn how to pick locks? 149 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,882 When I was starting to do magic in junior high... 150 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,283 ...I thought I could be an escape artist like Harry Houdini. 151 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,244 - How did that work out? - Pretty good. 152 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:58,571 I managed to escape friends, popularity, and every party thrown in a 12-mile radius. 153 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,642 - There. Ready? - Hold on, hold on. 154 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,887 What? 155 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,880 Sheldon is a very smart man, and he obviously wants to keep this a secret. 156 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,605 Yeah, so? 157 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,604 What if it's booby-trapped? 158 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,611 Don't worry, I'm one step ahead of him. 159 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,167 Oh, great, what's your pl...? 160 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,964 Are we good? 161 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,447 Yeah. 162 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,931 Huh. 163 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,961 Forty-three. 164 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,610 What the hell does that mean? 165 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,285 I don't know. 166 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,808 - The solution to an equation? - Maybe. 167 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,803 It's a prime number. 168 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,850 Encryption systems are built on prime numbers. 169 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,522 What kind of secret does Sheldon have to encrypt? 170 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:57,322 He's always been very cagey about what he puts in his egg salad to make it so tasty. 171 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,363 It's paprika. 172 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,851 Really? 173 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,844 Well, okay, one mystery solved. 174 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,526 COLE: Okay, good night. PENNY: Thanks, Cole. See you at school. 175 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,125 See you. 176 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,810 I'll be right back. 177 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,201 I thought you left a long time ago. 178 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,690 What's up? 179 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,488 Hey. 180 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,371 You, uh, moving into the apartment on the fifth floor? 181 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,887 No. I was just visiting a friend. 182 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,087 Oh, cool. 183 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,766 - That cute blond on 4? - Yeah. You know her? 184 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,566 Oh, well, I see her around. 185 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:53,726 I like to keep my distance because her boyfriend's a pretty scary dude. 186 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,769 - Really? - Yeah. 187 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,008 He's ganged up. 188 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,169 She told me he's a scientist. 189 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,491 That's the name of his gang. 190 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,247 The Scientists. 191 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,241 They are crazy. 192 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,931 - Well, thanks for the tip. - No problem, brother. Stay frosty. 193 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,050 We're still dating, right? 194 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,608 - Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter. - Oh, hey, Alex. 195 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,240 And call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. 196 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,561 And my mother. 197 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,924 And my sister. 198 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,884 And our cat. 199 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,122 Although, I'm pretty sure Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree was honorary. 200 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,125 - May I join you, Leonard? - Sure. 201 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,645 Thanks. 202 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,124 Hey, Alex, let me ask you something. 203 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,927 My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent... 204 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,844 Ooh, I love English accents. 205 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,443 Yeah, you all do. 206 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,647 Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her. 207 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,451 She says he's just being nice and I should trust her. 208 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,443 It's probably harmless. 209 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,047 You know how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time. 210 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,763 Right. 211 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,968 Because girls are always like, "Ooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms... 212 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:40,125 ...and gets a lot of ear infections. I gotta get me some of that." 213 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,007 I don't know. Bet it happens more than you realize. 214 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,446 Trust me, it doesn't. 215 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,965 You sure? 216 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,849 You're cute, you're funny. 217 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,844 Maybe you're getting hit on and you don't even know it. 218 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,645 Really? 219 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,485 I'm pretty sure. 220 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,448 (LAUGHING) 221 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,202 Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. 222 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:13,161 - No problem. - Hope no girls rip my clothes off on the way. 223 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,009 Come on, we're smart guys. 224 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,367 - We can figure this out. - Forty-three. 225 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,648 What is 43? 226 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,242 Besides my mom's neck size. 227 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,842 It's the atomic number for technetium. 228 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,131 That stuff's radioactive. 229 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,529 Do you think he's building a bomb? 230 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,924 It took him two years to put together that Lego Death Star. I'm not worried. 231 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,525 Ooh, this could be something. 232 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:50,528 Forty-three is the number of calories in half a cup of fat-free yogurt. 233 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,001 Why would you know that? 234 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:57,842 I'm sorry, we can't all eat whatever we want and still stay thin. 235 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,161 Wait. In The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... 236 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,927 ...isn't 43 the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything? 237 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,890 That's 42, dumb-ass. 238 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,886 Hey, hey. 239 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,690 Feelings. 240 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,408 We should stop. I'm exhausted. 241 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,967 Yeah, me too. We've got more important things to do. 242 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,730 Who cares what stupid 43 means? 243 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,769 - Not me. - Let's go home. 244 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,564 - Want to get something to eat? - Sounds good. 245 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,202 - What the balls is 43? - I have to know. 246 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,641 Hi. 247 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,962 Hey. Shouldn't you be out with your gang... 248 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,408 ...spray-painting equations on the side of buildings? 249 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,570 - Come on, I'm sorry. - I just can't believe you don't trust me. 250 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,250 No, I do. Of course I do. 251 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,610 Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend? Who knew exactly who you were. 252 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,003 - Really? - Your picture's on my refrigerator. 253 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,764 You know, I'm really starting to not like this guy. 254 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,647 What is your problem? 255 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,361 Do you use up your thinking at work and have none left for home? 256 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,931 I don't know. 257 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,487 It's hard sometimes. 258 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,483 Everywhere you go, guys hit on you. 259 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,688 Even if I'm standing right there. 260 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,526 And they're all taller than me. Why is everyone taller than me? 261 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,841 You know what, this is all in my head. 262 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,445 It's my problem, not yours. 263 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,329 Leonard, why do you always do this? 264 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,324 Listen to me. You are the one I'm with. You know I love you. 265 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,165 So will you please relax because you're driving me crazy. 266 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,169 You know, that's the first time you ever said that you love me. 267 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,530 Yeah. 268 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,051 We're just supposed to pretend it's not a big deal? 269 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:06,048 That's exactly what we're gonna do... 270 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,727 ...because you're about to make me cry. 271 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,847 And we both know if I start crying you're gonna start crying. 272 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,921 - You're right, you should go. - All right. 273 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,689 She loves me. 274 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,731 (PHONE BEEPS) 275 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,882 "Hey, it's Alex. Nice having coffee with you. 276 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,523 If you want to talk more, I'm always available." Smiley face, smiley face. 277 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,842 What a friendly girl. 278 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,643 Okay, picture's up. Looks like the camera's working. 279 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,205 That's good-quality video. 280 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,609 It better be. It's the spare camera for the Mars Rover. 281 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,490 How did you get your hands on that? 282 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,445 Million-dollar camera. Ten-dollar lock. 283 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,323 Oh, my God, here he comes. This is it. 284 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,686 - What the hell is that thing? - I don't know. 285 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,365 SHELDON: This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 286 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,000 Experimental log. 287 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,046 Wormhole generator, test 44. 288 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,965 Wormhole-generator test? 289 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,127 (BOTH GASP) 290 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:40,006 The first 43 parallel universes I've checked proved to be empty. 291 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:45,041 I see no reason to suspect universe number 44 will be any different. 292 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,727 - Oh, my God! - Holy crap! 293 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,242 (SHELDON SCREAMING ON-SCREEN) 294 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,051 Ow! It's eating my face! 295 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,726 It's eating his face! 296 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,410 (BOTH SCREAM) 297 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,241 I found your webcam and replaced the video feed. 298 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,562 You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 299 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,564 - Sheldon, we're really sorry. - Yeah, really sorry. 300 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,807 Sorry? 301 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,767 You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life. 302 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,084 You know, understanding sarcasm. Feigning interest in others. 303 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,921 Not talking about trains as much as I want to. 304 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,721 It's exhausting. 305 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,930 Which is why, for 20 minutes a day, I like to go down to that room... 306 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,641 ...turn my mind off, and do what I need to do to recharge. 307 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,761 But what are you doing in there? 308 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,410 And what does 43 mean? 309 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,291 You don't need to know, you don't deserve to know... 310 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,761 ...and you will never know. 311 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,043 Yeah, well, I know how to make your egg salad now. 312 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,166 One, two, three, four... 313 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:50,680 ...five, six, seven, eight... Drat. 314 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,163 I'm never gonna get to 43 again. 315 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:01,724 One, two, three, four... Rats.