1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,242 Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song? 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,688 Why would it trouble you? It's your third-favorite cartoon theme song. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:16,209 It is, right behind, "Do, do, do, do, do, Inspector Gadget." 4 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:22,043 And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell. 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,169 Turtle power. 6 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,685 However, the Spider-Man lyrics posit that Spider-Man, Spider-Man... 7 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,003 - ...does whatever a spider can. - Yeah, so? 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,727 I can think of many things Spider-Man can't do that a spider can. 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,087 One, crawl in your ear and die. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,049 Two, legally leave Guatemala without a passport. 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,362 And three, have sex with a spider. 12 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:50,882 Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,723 It's "heebie-jeebies." 14 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,810 I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. 15 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,411 I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. 16 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,410 The theme: Movies that killed their franchises. 17 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:10,442 Oh. Like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1. 18 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,405 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. 19 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:19,845 I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it. 20 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,930 Penny's working tonight. I'm in. 21 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,602 Not me. I'm having dinner with Bernadette and her parents. 22 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,605 - Fun. We know how much you love that. HOWARD: It's torture. 23 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,604 Especially with her dad. We have nothing in common. 24 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,764 You know what I like to do when I'm forced to speak with those... 25 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,361 ...beneath my intellectual station? 26 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,403 I bring up an interesting topic... 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,650 ...like the difference between Spider-Man and spiders. 28 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,966 Thanks, Sheldon. I'll try that with my father-in-law. 29 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,083 No, you can't use that one. That's mine. 30 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,611 Try this one for an icebreaker. 31 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,444 Uh, despite popular lore... 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,446 ...there is no place in the continental United States, Alaska or Hawaii... 33 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,969 ...from which one can dig straight through the center of the Earth and come up in China. 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,003 Great. Thank you. 35 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,290 Actually, you can't have that one either. It's too good. Sorry. 36 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,488 What about you, Sheldon? Do you have plans? 37 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,480 Sadly, yes. Amy's taking me to a memorial service. 38 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,445 It's for one of her colleagues who is of Asian descent... 39 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,769 ...so my planned conversational gambit is to casually remark... 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:28,046 ...that no matter how deep they dig his grave, he'll never make his way back to China. 41 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,448 That should lighten the mood. 42 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,405 What can I say, I put the "fun" in funeral. 43 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,802 Amy? Amy? 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,207 Oh, right, funeral. 45 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,010 Amy? 46 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,725 Hello, Sheldon. 47 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,162 I'm not allowed to wear my Silver Surfer tie... 48 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,011 ...but you can wear a bathrobe? 49 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,243 I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral. 50 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,371 You're sick? You poor kid. 51 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,363 Well, see you. 52 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,360 Sheldon, aren't you gonna take care of me? 53 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,360 Me? No, I'm not that kind of doctor. 54 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,527 But our relationship agreement clearly states... 55 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,530 ...when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them. 56 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,251 Oh. I see the confusion. 57 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:47,884 The intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill. 58 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,249 When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny. 59 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,364 Never mind. Good night, Sheldon. 60 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,247 Amy? Amy? Amy? 61 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,644 I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this. 62 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,726 And, additionally, you are my girlfriend and I care about your well-being. 63 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,721 - Thank you, Sheldon. - You're welcome. 64 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,888 Now let's get this over with. 65 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,964 - So how have you been? - Fine. 66 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,770 Good. 67 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,924 Fine is good. 68 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,647 - How are you liking retirement? - It's fine. 69 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,051 I'm sensing a theme. 70 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:14,004 You ever really think about the Spider-Man theme song? 71 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,566 How's that dinner coming? 72 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,447 - I just put it in. It's gonna be a while. - I like rare chicken. Let's do this. 73 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,641 You could die. 74 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:35,007 Death by chicken. Ha, ha. That's a pretty fowl way to go. 75 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,882 - Here's another beer, honey. - Thank you. 76 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,205 So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. 77 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,001 - How was it? - It was good. 78 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,606 Had no idea you were the chatty one. 79 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,127 (THERMOMETER BEEPS) 80 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,365 One hundred two point two. 81 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,567 (COUGHS) 82 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,050 Exactly what it was half an hour ago. 83 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,687 It's like you're not even trying to get better. 84 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,130 Sheldon, you don't get over the flu in half an hour. 85 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,845 Well, not with that attitude. 86 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,410 You know, I have to say, I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking. 87 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,849 I'm sorry. I just want you to get better as soon as possible. 88 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:36,086 And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question. 89 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,726 Do you believe in the placebo effect? 90 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,168 Of course I do. There have been many studies proving its validity. 91 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:47,287 Great. Now, this may look like a Tic Tac... 92 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,964 ...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed... 93 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,727 ...to cure your illness, as well as freshen your breath. 94 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,881 Sheldon, this isn't helping. 95 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,923 Why don't you just let me get some rest? 96 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,084 How can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better. 97 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,808 I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you... 98 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,247 ...and apply VapoRub to your chest. 99 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,241 You wanna rub something on my chest? 100 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,687 Yes. All over it. 101 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,248 Ahem. Maybe we should start with that. 102 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,402 Now you're being a responsible patient. 103 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,769 Now, you may notice some tingling. 104 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,521 Oh, I'm counting on it. 105 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,767 (SHELDON HUMMING) 106 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,483 - Okay, dig in. - Hold up. 107 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,321 Bless us, O Lord, for these thy gifts which we are about to receive... 108 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,324 ...from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, amen. 109 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,643 Took the words right out of my mouth. 110 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,761 So, Dad, have you done any fishing lately? 111 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,123 - I'm going next weekend. - Oh. You like to fish? 112 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,844 Yes. 113 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,530 Sure. I can hear it in your voice. 114 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,848 If he didn't like it, he wouldn't go. 115 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,281 You know, I hadn't thought of that. 116 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,289 (WHISPERS) Help me. 117 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,401 Dad, maybe you could take Howard fishing sometime. 118 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:56,328 - Give you a chance to get to know each other. - No, no. We know each other well enough. 119 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,524 He's been talking my ear off all night. 120 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,087 Howie, I think you'd have fun. 121 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,887 - Fine. You can tag along. BERNADETTE: Terrific. 122 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,088 My two favorite fellas "gone fishing." 123 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,806 Hang on a second. Bernie, next weekend we have that thing. 124 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,721 - What thing? - You know, the thing. 125 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,404 Oh, that thing. No, I canceled that thing. 126 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,404 All right, it's settled. You and I are going fishing. 127 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,882 Great. Heh. Thanks for the help. 128 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,763 I've never even been fishing. This is gonna be a disaster. 129 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,851 If you don't want to look foolish doing something, you should practice. 130 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,646 Do you know how many beef Wellingtons I made by myself... 131 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,723 ...before I invited you guys over? 132 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:52,926 I'll give you a hint. You can see them here, here and here. 133 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,284 Raj is right. You should get someone to give you some pointers. 134 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,044 Do you guys know how to fish? 135 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,562 - No. - No. 136 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:08,251 But if you catch anything, I know how to steam it in banana leaves. 137 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,245 Come on, we must know somebody who can do manly stuff like this. 138 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,403 What's up? 139 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,681 Step one, worms. 140 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,167 Ew. 141 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,690 Okay, "ew" is one of the things you're not gonna wanna say in front of your father-in-law. 142 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,890 It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away." 143 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,290 - Now pick one up. - Really? 144 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:46,201 - You're gonna have to do it when you're fishing. - Okay. 145 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,121 What are you waiting for? 146 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,324 I don't know. For them to die of natural causes? 147 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,006 Just pick up a worm and put him on this hook. 148 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,411 Fine. Ahem. 149 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,887 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 150 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,126 There. Heh. 151 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,649 I'm no expert, but I think the hook has to go through the worm. 152 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,727 Fine. 153 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,962 Sorry, Mr. Worm. 154 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,680 Sherm. Sherm the worm. 155 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,965 Hey, don't name him, just jab a hook in his face. 156 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,646 - You got this, buddy. - Yeah, come on. Hook that worm. 157 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,002 - You can do it. - That's great. 158 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,964 Cheerleading. Way to man things up. 159 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:47,681 "... and the control group displayed significantly fewer genetic abnormalities. 160 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,170 But because of flaws in the experimental design... 161 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,601 ...relating to environment and diet... 162 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:58,402 ...they lived inconclusively ever after." The end. 163 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,042 That was great. Rub my chest again. 164 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,366 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 165 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,568 No. I need to get you down for a nap. 166 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,406 And for some reason, that VapoRub gets you all fired up. 167 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,766 - How's the poor thing? - I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking. 168 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,403 Hey, Amy, I brought you some drugs we've been working on in the lab. 169 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,562 This is proving really good for congestion. 170 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,201 There's a chance it can make tears burn like acid. 171 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,402 So if you take it, happy thoughts. 172 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,767 I'm gonna draw you a soothing bath. 173 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,368 - Where's your bath thermometer? - I don't have a bath thermometer. 174 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,443 Fine, then I'm going to draw you... 175 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,082 ...a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature. 176 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,290 This is a really good expectorant. 177 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:49,048 Although, some test subjects reported lactating uncontrollably when they heard music. 178 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,762 Okay, okay, here's the deal. I don't need your medicine. I'm not sick. 179 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,766 - I don't understand. - I got better two days ago. 180 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,331 It's just been so nice having Sheldon take care of me. 181 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:05,441 - So you've just been lying to him? - You see the stuff in my nose? Rubber cement. 182 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,810 I don't mean to be judgy, but this is the kind of thing lunatics do. 183 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,250 All right. I'll tell him. 184 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:21,168 SHELDON: Amy, would you be strong enough to bathe yourself or do you need my help? 185 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,481 I'll tell him tomorrow. 186 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,569 Momma needs a bath. 187 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,603 Now, let's assume by some miracle you actually catch a fish. 188 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,009 You're gonna have to know how to gut it. So, what you're gonna do... 189 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,371 ...is you're gonna take your knife, slice him right up the belly. 190 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,567 (GAGS) 191 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,001 - Do you want me to stop? - No, I'm fine. Keep going. 192 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,524 You don't wanna cut too deep into his guts or the blood will just squirt all over your face. 193 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,727 (ALL GAG) 194 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,281 Oh, my God. What is with you guys? 195 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,081 Well, it's not our fault. Our dads never did anything like this with us. 196 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,130 - What, never? - My dad was an anthropologist. 197 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,010 The only father-son time he spent... 198 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,966 ...was with a 2000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy. 199 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,205 I hated that kid. 200 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,520 Mine just took me to his gynecology office. 201 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,042 I got so bored, I'd put vaginal lubricant at the bottom of my shoes... 202 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,846 ...and pretend I was ice skating. 203 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,363 Yeah, well my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence... 204 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,770 ...looking out the window, waiting for my dad to come back some day. 205 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,368 Yeah, okay, Howard wins. 206 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,769 We didn't have opportunities like this when we were growing up... 207 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,766 ...but right now there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip. 208 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,520 You're right. Ugh. I should do this. 209 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,722 Great. Ahem. Here you go. 210 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:01,442 Now what you do is, you stick your thumb down its throat, grab the guts and pull. 211 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,089 Here we go. 212 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,287 (GROANING) 213 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,971 Oh, look, it's a female. You can see all the eggs. 214 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,167 (ALL GAG) 215 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,291 (KATRINA AND THE WAVES' "WALKING ON SUNSHINE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 216 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,726 (CLICKS) 217 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,604 Oh, Sheldon, am I glad you're back. 218 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,206 I've taken a turn for the worst. 219 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,600 I think I'm gonna need another bath. 220 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,605 I'm surprised to hear that. 221 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,481 You see, the other day, I was concerned that you weren't recovering... 222 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,127 ...so while you were sleeping, I took a cheek swab... 223 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,004 ...and had it cultured in the lab. 224 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,202 - Oh? - I got the results back. 225 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,324 Have you developed any of the following symptoms? 226 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:07,960 A growing nose or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region? 227 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,486 Also known as full-blown Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire. 228 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,488 All right, all right. But I really was sick at the beginning. 229 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,849 It's just been so nice having you take care of me. 230 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,960 It hurts that you would lie to me, Amy. 231 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,811 I thought our relationship was based on trust... 232 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,050 ...and a mutual admiration that skews in my favor. 233 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,444 I feel terrible I did this. 234 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,850 It pains me to say it, but I think some form of penalty is in order... 235 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,368 ...so as to discourage this type of behavior in the future. 236 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,371 I suppose that's fair. What do you suggest? 237 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,804 In a perfect world, I'd lock you in a stockade in the public square. 238 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,971 And that probably requires a permit. 239 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,320 I could not be allowed to go to the opening of the next Star Trek movie. 240 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,524 Oh, that seems overly harsh. 241 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,404 You gave in to a human weakness. You didn't kill a man. 242 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,647 You know, it's a tad old-school... 243 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,531 ...but my father was not one to spare the rod... 244 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:17,203 ...when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey. 245 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,849 Are you saying you wanna spank me? 246 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,806 I don't want to... 247 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,725 ...but it looks like you left me no choice. 248 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,811 That's true. 249 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,203 I've been a very bad girl. 250 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,402 Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to fish we go. 251 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,927 - That's what you're wearing? - No good? 252 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,886 The guy at the sporting goods store said these are what fishermen wear. 253 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,408 Maybe in cartoons. 254 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,084 I wish I had known that before I posted all those pictures on Facebook. 255 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,446 All right. Let's hit the road. I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning. 256 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,961 Wait, now we're shooting things? 257 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,843 I like using a big shell. 258 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,362 You can't eat them afterwards but it's fun watching them blow up. 259 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:31,247 Sir, I'm flattered that you invited me and I really want you to like me... 260 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:36,810 ...but I don't think this trip is the way to do it. 261 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,561 And I can't return these things if there's chunks of duck all over them. 262 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,971 - So why'd you agree to come? - Because Bernadette made me. 263 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:50,484 I tried to back out too. My wife said I had to go. 264 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,924 Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop. 265 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,126 You're an astronaut and your wife makes you do things... 266 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,165 ...and she's only 4 feet tall. 267 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,287 So, what do we do now? They expect us to go away for the weekend. 268 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,807 (SIGHS) 269 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,841 There's an Indian casino near Palm Springs. 270 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,288 You know how to shoot craps? 271 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,960 No, but I'm not a stranger to dice games. 272 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,403 I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion. 273 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,807 (SPEAKS IN HEBREW) 274 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,005 I'll teach you how to play. 275 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,003 Really? 276 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,131 Thank you, sir. 277 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,525 Call me Mike. 278 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,251 Okay. 279 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,491 Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike? 280 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,884 That's my wife and daughter you're talking about. 281 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,488 Great couple of gals. 282 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,725 I wouldn't go that far. 283 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,642 Are you prepared to receive your punishment? 284 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,724 One second. I wanna put on some music. 285 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,730 Why? 286 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,646 I don't wanna disturb the people next door while you discipline me. 287 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,611 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 288 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,927 Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let's begin. 289 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,684 Oh, my. 290 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,085 Excuse me. You're not supposed to be enjoying this. 291 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,531 Then maybe you should spank me harder. 292 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,762 Maybe I will. 293 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,287 (AMY GIGGLES)