1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,529 Hey, will you steam my uniform next? 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,530 Interesting. Do you recall this conversation? 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,041 "Leonard, wanna go halfsies on a steamer?" 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,891 "No, Sheldon, we don't need a steamer." 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,045 Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost. 6 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,208 Hi. Here are the makeup sponges you asked for. 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,006 - Oh, thanks, I thought I had more. - Hmm. 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,324 Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,047 You've got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I'm borrowing this. 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,369 Hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. 11 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,326 I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,729 That's a wise policy. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,685 I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest... 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,609 ...got a terrible case of pink eye. 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,202 Yeah, well, luckily, I was going as a zombie, I won second place. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,250 You guys just went to Comic-Con. 17 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,444 That was San Diego Comic-Con. This is Bakersfield Comic-Con. 18 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,368 - Is that better? - Well, it's a lot smaller. 19 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,800 It's about the comic books. 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,964 The way these conventions used to be before they went Hollywood. 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,601 So to answer your question, no, it's not better. 22 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,281 Then why are you going? 23 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,410 It's a comic book convention. 24 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,523 Like pizza or particle accelerators... 25 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,967 ...even the stinky ones, still pretty good. 26 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,366 Well, you guys have fun. I guess I'll see you Sunday. 27 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,762 - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second. - Okay. 28 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,803 Hold this. 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,969 - What was that for? - To show people when they don't believe me. 30 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,047 This is the best. You have booze with breakfast on Tuesday, you got a problem. 31 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,647 You do it on the weekend, you got brunch. 32 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,770 Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch. 33 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,568 Can't stand a table where one person's having an omelet and another is having a sandwich. 34 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,920 That's not exhausting at all. 35 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,687 (PHONE BEEPS) 36 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,927 Oh. 37 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:27,563 It's Leonard. He says they're on the road and headed for Bakersfield at warp speed. 38 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,084 Maybe it's the mimosa, but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL. 39 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,366 Cute how excited they are. 40 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,325 You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week. 41 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,251 When did Howard learn to sew? 42 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,530 When he was a little boy, every couple of months he'd have to let his mom's pants out. 43 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,167 I don't understand why they go to these conventions. 44 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,489 The four of them work at a major university, they're all smart... 45 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,047 ...how can they be into something for 12-year-olds? 46 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:59,040 I don't mind it. I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child. 47 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,089 Although when he's in Batman pajamas... 48 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,364 ...sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child. 49 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,761 It's probably because they were bullied. In a world where you can't fight back... 50 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,042 ...superheroes provide meaningful wish-fulfillment. 51 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,926 Hmm. Now I feel bad for picking on all those kids. 52 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,124 Although if Danny Biffle didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt... 53 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,045 ...he shouldn't have shown up to school wearing a bow tie. 54 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,528 I've never even read a comic book. You guys? 55 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,761 PENNY: Mm-mm. - No. 56 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,928 It's such an important part of their lives. 57 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,044 - Maybe we should try reading some. - Seriously? 58 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,082 The comic book store isn't far from here. 59 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,886 That is an amazing idea. 60 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,128 Okay, how many of these have I had? 61 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,446 I think you should turn on the GPS. 62 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,721 It is on. 63 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,366 But the turn-by-turn voice option isn't on. 64 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,882 I know I'd feel more safe if you turn on the turn-by-turn voice option. 65 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,321 I love the turn-by-turn voice option. 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,130 Has it really only been 10 miles? 67 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,924 I'm turning it on, but just to shut you up. 68 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:13,084 GPS: (IN SHELDON'S VOICE) Leonard, bear left and continue on Interstate 210. 69 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,129 Ooh, sounds like that fellow knows what he's talking about. 70 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,125 I'd put on my listening ears if I were you. 71 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,649 - What did you do? - I found a hack online. 72 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,640 I was able to upload MP3 recordings of my voice to your GPS. 73 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,844 - That is so cool. - Counterpoint, no, it's not. 74 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,650 GPS: Continue on Interstate 210 for five miles. 75 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,645 Here's an interesting fact about Interstates: 76 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,844 - Really? - Shh! 77 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,201 He said it's interesting. 78 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,011 GPS: Interstates are numbered as follows: 79 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,966 Even-numbered routes run east and west. 80 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,126 Odd-numbered routes run north and south. 81 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:02,970 Three-digit route numbers indicate bypasses or spurs. 82 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,009 Look, Leonard, there's a bridge. Drive off it. 83 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,600 You know, we're not that far from Vasquez Rocks. 84 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,849 Oh, they shot a lot of Star Trek episodes out there. 85 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,043 We got our costumes in the trunk... 86 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,607 ...we could go there and have a little photo shoot. 87 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,327 Great idea. I haven't had a carbohydrate in two weeks. 88 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,684 These cheekbones need to be in front of a camera before I eat a pretzel and they're gone. 89 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,366 - It sounds fun. - Oh, smashing. 90 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,881 Now, Leonard, do you know how to get there? 91 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,964 - No. - Yeah, well, luckily, someone in the car does. 92 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,208 GPS: Recalculating. 93 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,410 While we're waiting, do you know which president... 94 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,884 ...signed the Interstate Highway System Act into law? 95 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,727 The answer coming up in 14 miles. 96 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,522 None of you will get it. It's Eisenhower. 97 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,042 Why are they staring? 98 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,202 Who cares, just soak it in. 99 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,044 Hello, boys. 100 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,208 Oh, hey. 101 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,447 Could you please stop staring? They're just girls. 102 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,211 It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings. 103 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,601 - Hey, Stuart. - What brings you guys here? 104 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,406 We were looking for a recommendation about comic books. 105 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,922 Well, I recommend you don't open a store and sell them. 106 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,927 We were wondering why the guys like this stuff, so we thought we'd try it. 107 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,248 Oh, okay. What do you think you might be into? 108 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,920 Superhero? Fantasy? Graphic novels? Manga? 109 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,805 I swear I will turn a hose on you. 110 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,764 What kind of comics do the guys like? 111 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,282 Um, a little bit of everything. Mostly superhero stuff. 112 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,569 - All right, well, who's the best superhero? - Shh! 113 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,526 You can't ask a question like that in here. Are you trying to start a rumble? 114 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,809 Well, what do you recommend? 115 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,243 Well, uh, let's see, you've got your basic clean-cut good guys: 116 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,091 Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America. 117 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,248 Then you have your darker anti-heroes: 118 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,488 Your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher. 119 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,722 Ooh, I do love a bad boy. 120 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,769 As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters. 121 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,647 If I were you, I'd go for Fables number one. 122 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,320 Artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written... 123 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,925 ...and it doesn't objectify... 124 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,010 - ...or stereotype women. - Oh, Thor. He's hot. 125 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,561 Yeah, he kind of is. 126 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,370 And we're blending... 127 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,007 ...and we're blending, and we're done. 128 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,283 I know Mr. Data isn't supposed to smile, but here it comes. 129 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,203 Come on, guys, let's do this. 130 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,687 Yeah, I'm sweating my bald cap off. 131 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,570 What's our first pose gonna be? 132 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,280 I say we begin with a classic Star Trek fight scene. 133 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,090 I'll set the timer. 134 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,048 Sheldon, how is that a fight pose? 135 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,846 Mr. Data's weapon is his mind. 136 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,201 I'm wielding it. 137 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,043 Phasers on the Borg! 138 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,889 Charlie's Angels! 139 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,645 Okay, what's next? 140 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,645 Now let's do some sexy glamour shots. 141 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,609 I'll set the mood. 142 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,802 (SCATTING) 143 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,485 Yeah, nice one. 144 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,767 That's right. 145 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,564 (CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT THEN ENGINE REVS) 146 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,127 Oh, my God. Leonard, someone's stealing your car! 147 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,204 What? Hey! Hey, come back here! 148 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,643 - Stop! - Stealing is against the law! 149 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,451 I don't believe this. 150 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,085 Son of a bitch. 151 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,123 I'll call 911. 152 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,041 Oh, no, my phone is in my other pants. 153 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,810 - Mine too. - So is mine. 154 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,365 Anybody got any ideas? 155 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,400 Nope. The only thing left to do now is assign blame. 156 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,529 Nice going. 157 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,361 What kind of a person steals another person's car in broad daylight? 158 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,927 What kind of person leaves his keys in the car? 159 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,162 Thought we agreed it's Koothrappali's fault. 160 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,481 You're right. 161 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,888 Nice going. 162 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,570 Car. 163 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,202 What is wrong with people? Why don't they stop? 164 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,811 Maybe we're better off. 165 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,685 What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person? 166 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,605 Look at us, Sheldon. We're the crazy people. 167 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,445 Well, perhaps we should hold up a sign... 168 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,247 ...that assures passing motorists of our mental competence. 169 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,331 Good idea. Why don't you get started on that? 170 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,524 Come on, let's just start walking. 171 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,684 There's gotta be a gas station or something nearby. 172 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,646 What, you think just because you're wearing a captain's uniform you're in charge? 173 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,644 Yes. 174 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,810 All right. 175 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,011 Okay, I'm done. 176 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:10,287 - How did you guys finish so fast? - I don't know, there were a lot of pictures. 177 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,729 And one page only had the word "brakka-dooom!" 178 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,486 Yeah, well, I have street smarts. 179 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,646 So, what'd you guys think? 180 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,805 - Well, there was a lot of action. PENNY: Hmm. 181 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,367 And the story moved along at a brisk pace. 182 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,087 It was, overall, what's the word I'm looking for...? 183 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,560 - Stupid? - So stupid. 184 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,002 I don't know how Leonard can get so caught up. 185 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,488 It's crazy. They spend hours arguing about things that don't even exist. 186 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,091 - What a waste of time. - I know. 187 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,527 A hammer so heavy that no one else can pick it up? 188 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,524 (SCOFFS) 189 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,524 I don't think it's heavy, I think it's some sort of magic so only Thor can lift it. 190 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,882 That makes even less sense, I mean... 191 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,402 No, no, no, it doesn't. 192 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,483 Thor is a god. The hammer is his. Only he can use it. 193 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,524 It's like Sheldon and his toothbrush. 194 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,201 Or his thin, beckoning lips. 195 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,210 Okay, hang on, what if Thor's hand is on the hammer? 196 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,882 If he's touching it with his god magic, then does that mean I could lift it? 197 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,724 - No. - Yes. 198 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,605 Well, which is it? 199 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,124 - Maybe we missed something. - Let's read it again. 200 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,010 - Okay. - Yeah. 201 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,409 - You want some tea? - Good idea. I'll help you. 202 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,086 - Wait, I thought we were reading? - We are. 203 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,887 We're just, uh, giving you a head start. 204 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,290 I wish my mom was here. 205 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,491 We could all hang out in her shadow. 206 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,402 Wool pants in the desert. 207 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,444 I feel like I've got poached testicles. 208 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,561 Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. 209 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,280 That's so much worse than having your car stolen. 210 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:14,247 Insurance is gonna buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk. 211 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,602 Gentlemen, a little less bellyaching. 212 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,247 We're Starfleet officers and a member of the Borg Collective. 213 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,290 Please, Sheldon, I am so not in the mood. 214 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,050 Leonard... 215 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,329 ...all our lives we have dreamed of finding ourselves... 216 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,921 ...inside one of the fantasy worlds we love. 217 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,010 And look at us. 218 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,966 At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party... 219 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,642 ...stranded in an alien and unforgiving environment. 220 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,171 Relying only on our wits, our fortitude and our moxie. 221 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,648 As long as we have those things... 222 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,649 - ...nothing can stop us... MAN: Nerds! 223 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,645 I hate this planet. 224 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,364 It says right here on the hammer: 225 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:11,645 "Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." 226 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,650 Hold on. Who decides who's worthy? Does the hammer decide? 227 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,490 - Yes! - No! 228 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,048 - It can't decide, it's a hammer. - You said it's a magic hammer! 229 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,004 Yeah, but it can't make decisions. 230 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,249 If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer? 231 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,850 Okay, if you're gonna start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously. 232 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,364 Hello. 233 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,210 Hello. 234 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,681 Four glasses of water, please. 235 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,525 Anything for you guys? 236 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,930 Can I use your phone? Our car got stolen. 237 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,088 Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up? 238 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,169 (ALL LAUGHING) 239 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,441 Scotty was on the original series and we're Next Generation. 240 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,770 So joke's on you. 241 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,242 We're not with him. 242 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,485 You can't pick something up in outer space. 243 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,210 In space, there is no up. 244 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,483 Oh, yeah? Then how does the sun come up every day? 245 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,801 Hard to argue with those kind of street smarts. 246 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,442 Leonard and Sheldon have boxes of comics. Why don't we go look at those? 247 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,291 Oh, great. And then you will see, I am not wrong. 248 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,324 If we were in outer space, anyone could pick up the hammer... 249 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,285 ...because it would be floating in a weightless environment. 250 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,808 Yeah, that's right, the slow reader used science. Suck on that. 251 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,608 - Was there anything valuable in the car? - Our clothes, our wallets, phones. 252 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,325 And about $300 worth of makeup... 253 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,603 ...so this thief could look like anyone right now. 254 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,771 Makeup? Sure. 255 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:28,162 We're going to the Comic-Con in Bakersfield. They have a big costume contest. 256 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,522 It's cooler than it sounds. 257 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,207 I don't know, sounds pretty cool. 258 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,684 It is. It's not just comic books. 259 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,123 They've got action figures, toys, a Tron themed dance party... 260 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,163 Okay, he gets how cool it is. 261 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,289 I think I have all I need here. You guys need me to call someone? 262 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,887 I'm guessing your moms? 263 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,124 Thanks, but we've got it covered. 264 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,840 Okay, I just talked to my mom. 265 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,327 She arranged for us to get a rental car. 266 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,409 Great, we can still make it to Comic-Con. 267 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,042 Are you kidding me? After all we've been through? I just want to go home. 268 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,323 Don't be like that. Come on, Howard, talk to him. 269 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,285 I'm with Leonard. I'm done. 270 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,371 Fine, then I guess it's two against two. How do we decide? 271 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,204 Actually, it's three against one. 272 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,520 What? Well, what about the mission? You said we're a real-life landing party. 273 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,290 Well, we're not. 274 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,000 We're an imaginary landing party. 275 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,081 Who had real-life garbage thrown at us by real-life strangers who think we're idiots. 276 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,605 And to tell you the truth, I'm starting to feel like one. 277 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,323 I want to go home now. 278 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,290 Okay. 279 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,684 Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? 280 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,768 Get it? Enterprise? Heh. 281 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,607 Screw you, that's funny. 282 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,288 Well, what if the Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer? 283 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,649 - Yeah? - Then by the transitive property... 284 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,770 ...of picking things up, Hulk picked up the hammer. 285 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,290 No, Hulk picked up Thor, Thor picked up the hammer. 286 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,882 Hang on, if I go to a bar and pick up a guy, and he picks up a girl... 287 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,890 ...and then we all leave together, did I pick up the girl? 288 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,283 Did that ever happen? 289 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,731 Hey, we talking about me or are we talking about Thor? 290 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,970 Well, I say that's the last time we ever go outside. 291 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,650 AMY: Look right here, Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer... 292 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,285 ...because Thor is touching it. 293 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,887 PENNY: No, it's because they're in space! 294 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,811 BERNADETTE: He's touching the strap. AMY: The strap's part of the hammer! 295 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,684 PENNY: No, it's not! 296 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,285 Are they actually arguing about comic books? 297 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,891 No, that can't be right. 298 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,324 Maybe Thor's Hammer is a new color of nail polish. 299 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,285 BERNADETTE: Then Red Hulk must be worthy! 300 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,289 PENNY: How could Red Hulk be worthy? 301 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,448 BERNADETTE: You don't know his life. 302 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,729 There's only one logical explanation: Somewhere in the desert... 303 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,366 ...we crossed into an alternate dimension... 304 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,686 ...where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature. 305 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,127 If it's an alternate dimension... 306 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,687 ...that sounds like a job for a landing party. 307 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,522 Captain, what are your orders? 308 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,042 I say we investigate. 309 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,321 Wait. 310 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,484 They might be hostile. 311 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,003 Fine, but set them to stun. 312 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,647 If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again. 313 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,326 GPS: Fun fact: 314 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,926 President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act... 315 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,361 ...from his hospital room. 316 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,525 Wow, that is interesting. 317 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,843 You learn something new every day. 318 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:33,322 GPS: Say, can you name the four state capitals that are not served by the Interstate System? 319 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,729 - Ooh, another quiz? - Yes!