1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,409 Sheldon, your food's getting cold. 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:10,202 I'll eat later. Right now I'm suckling at the informative bosom of mother physics. 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,565 It's hot when Sheldon talks dirty. 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:19,205 So I found this website where you send them pictures... 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,364 ...they sculpt your head and make an action figure out of you. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,443 - How awesome is that? - Let me see. 7 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,570 You can pick your wardrobe, you can choose your accessories. 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:32,282 Oh, Leonard, you can get a little asthma inhaler. 9 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,044 Oh, this is neat. 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,646 Think about all the action figures we've bought. 11 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,451 It would be kind of cool to have one that look like us. 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,087 Yeah, if that's your idea of what's cool, you should get one. 13 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,482 Yeah, so I'm out. 14 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,284 What do you think? Want an action figure that looks like you? 15 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,484 - Would it come with kung-fu grip? - No. 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,483 Don't waste my time. 17 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,811 You get that these are personalized action figures. 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,128 Honey, if you want one, just get one. 19 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,641 - You're still out, right? - Yup. 20 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:41,290 A hush falls over the crowd as Cooper studies the board. 21 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,210 He makes his move. 22 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,682 He's dividing both sides by I, he's adding back the coefficient. 23 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,286 He has a value for P. He's plugging that back in. 24 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,926 He takes the derivative and he solves the equation. 25 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,801 - Crowd goes wild. "Nobel, Nobel!" - Cooper. 26 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,723 "Nobel." Kripke. 27 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,328 Yeah... Don't look at my board. 28 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,727 - What's that? - That's a drawing of a really cool train. 29 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,803 Yeah, don't look at that, either. 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,162 - What do you want? - I have some bad news. 31 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,284 You're working on a grant proposal for a new fusion reactor. 32 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,284 I'm working on a grant proposal for a new fusion reactor. 33 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,887 The university is only allowed to submit one proposal. 34 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:27,250 So they asked you to pack up your things and ship out. That's hard cheese, Barry. 35 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,528 You're one of the good ones. 36 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,285 No, they're making us work together. 37 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,927 That's ridiculous. 38 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,321 I am one of the great minds of our generation. 39 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,081 I work on a level so rarified, you couldn't even imagine it. 40 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,811 I said, stop looking at my cool train! 41 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,201 Hm. A strange place to put a picture of you and Bernadette. 42 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,011 Well, I've wanted everybody to know I love my wife, you know... 43 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,369 ...and nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser. 44 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,566 They're here. Our action figures have arrived. 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,200 It's the best $500 I've ever spent. 46 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,843 A thousand dollars on action figures? How can you afford that? 47 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,050 Easy. His family is loaded and Bernadette has a great job. 48 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,090 My wife came with both funbags and moneybags. 49 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:25,727 Say hello to an exact-scale model of me. 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,084 Oh, I'm not dark chocolate. 51 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,130 I'm melt-in-your-mouth caramel. 52 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,447 Oh, man. 53 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,485 Look at my nose. 54 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,410 Maybe it's a shipping problem. 55 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,045 - What? - Yeah. 56 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,250 Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures and look like you. Heh. 57 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,044 - This sucks. - I can't believe I wasted all that money. 58 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,807 Aw, and my girlfriend wouldn't let me get one. 59 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,849 Look at my face. 60 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,767 Do I look smug? I feel smug. 61 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,680 I hate it when you make me sit through the credits. 62 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,083 Well, sometimes there's a secret ending, like in The Avengers. 63 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,848 PENNY: Yeah, but I don't think that's gonna happen in a documentary about the Holocaust. 64 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,248 They could show bloopers. 65 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,129 (JOHN WILLIAMS' "IMPERIAL MARCH" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 66 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,601 - Oh, no. - What is that? 67 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,766 That is Sheldon's "I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet" music. 68 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,047 - Let's just go to your place. - If he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him? 69 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,522 "Shouldn't we talk to him?" Have you learned nothing in six years? 70 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,729 You doing okay, sweetie? 71 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,565 There's ominous music playing and there's an afghan over my head. 72 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,691 I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, that means I'm not doing okay. 73 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,961 - I'm gonna make you some tea. - Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. 74 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,321 The university is forcing me to work with Kripke. I'm outraged. 75 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,884 So cocoa? 76 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,320 Yes, cocoa. 77 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,890 Do you have any idea what it's like to be paired with someone so annoying? 78 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,850 Oh, teacher, me, me. 79 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,441 You see, I did all this great work and now he's just gonna come and ruin it. 80 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,530 I'm angrier than ever and filled with despair. 81 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,806 - What beverage do you make for that? - Oh, no, no, no, I know this. 82 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,561 - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks? - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks. 83 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,722 What the frig, Cooper? 84 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,965 We were supposed to be in my office half an hour ago. 85 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,404 And yet now you're in my office. Point Cooper. 86 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,240 Welcome to the thunderdome, Kripke. 87 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,483 We agreed to exchange copies of our work. Let me see yours. 88 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,565 Why don't you show me yours first? 89 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,486 You think I just fell off the turnip truck? 90 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,565 We exchange at the same time. 91 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,847 How do I know you're not going to take my ideas and publish them? 92 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,729 How do I know you're not gonna? 93 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,566 Yeah, because I'm not interested in getting published in MAD Magazine. 94 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,645 The zingers fly fast in the thunderdome, Barry. 95 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,282 Are we gonna do this or not? 96 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,883 Thank you. So we read each other's work and meet again tomorrow? 97 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,605 Fine. 98 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,684 Nice try. This is blank paper. 99 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,364 And I'm sure it's still more valuable than whatever's in here. 100 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,683 - Cough it up, Cooper. - Very well. 101 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,048 If this one's blank too, I'm gonna be furious. 102 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,809 Fine. 103 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,244 (IN DEEP VOICE) Yo, always bet on black. 104 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,887 Get that waste of money out of my face. 105 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,762 (IN NORMAL VOICE) It's only a waste of money if we don't play with them. 106 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,042 (IN DEEP VOICE) He's right, dog. 107 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,844 Please, I'm working. 108 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,371 (IN NORMAL VOICE) You know, there is a way we can get action figures to look exactly like us. 109 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,010 Oh, yeah? How's that? 110 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,130 Two words: 3D printer. 111 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,324 But maybe it's three words. No, hang on. Okay. 112 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,650 One word, a letter and a number, and maybe a hyphen. 113 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,842 3D printer. 114 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,446 I have always wanted a 3D printer. 115 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,921 Of course you have. They're an engineer's dream. 116 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,243 Anything you can design, a 3D printer can make out of plastic. 117 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,607 Yeah, but they're so expensive. 118 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,410 Oh, come on, you deserve one. 119 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,564 You've worked hard to find a woman who makes a lot of money. 120 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,166 Well, the prices have been coming down. 121 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,250 Oh, true. They're practically giving them away. 122 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,404 You know, in exchange for money. 123 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,689 And we could make stuff we need for work with it. 124 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,248 Prototypes of my CAD/CAM designs, specialized tools. 125 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,610 Not to mention Malibu Koothrappali and his totally bitching dream house. 126 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,531 We don't need Malibu Koothrappali's dream house. 127 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:34,287 Really, smart guy? Where is he supposed to park his sweet little Corvette? 128 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:41,045 The monkey in my tobacco study has taken to smoking a pipe. 129 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,481 I'm supposed to remove his brain to examine... 130 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,803 ...but it's hard, because now he reminds me of my uncle. 131 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,006 You've been awfully quiet tonight. Is everything okay? 132 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,325 I'm fine. 133 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,842 All right. Well, how was work today? 134 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,162 Did you exchange your research with Kripke? 135 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,644 Yes. 136 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,445 Sheldon, what's going on? 137 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,561 I read his research and... 138 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,850 ...it's leaps and bounds ahead of mine. 139 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,050 Which means the mommy of the smartest physicist at the university... 140 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,811 ...is not my mommy as I had thought. 141 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,089 It's his mommy. 142 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,167 Sheldon, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. 143 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,526 May I offer you a consoling hug? 144 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,250 What do we have to lose? 145 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,802 (WHIMPERING) 146 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,610 How's that? 147 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,765 I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor. 148 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,763 Why'd you stop? 149 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,205 Come on, Sheldon, we're gonna be late. 150 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,524 I can't go in today, I'm sick. 151 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,842 You're not sick. You don't wanna face Kripke. 152 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,044 No. Look. 153 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,763 One hundred and 28. 154 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,402 See? 155 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,402 - What did you do? Put this in your tea? - Oh, dear. 156 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,729 Now I'm not even smarter than you. 157 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:32,086 Sheldon, Kripke is not smarter than you. You just got stuck on a wrong path. 158 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,847 Happened to Einstein. He got stuck in the unified field theory for decades. 159 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,650 Oh, don't play the Einstein card. 160 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,326 His breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything. 161 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,482 Everything was a great breakthrough. 162 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,849 Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense. 163 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,044 Go put your clothes on, get in the car, and let's go to work. 164 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,964 All right, jeez. 165 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,327 What a grouch. 166 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,810 How did I do that? I gotta remember how I did that. 167 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,122 Do you realize by owning a 3D printer... 168 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,851 ...we are reclaiming the manufacturing process... 169 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,971 ...and taking jobs back from sweatshops in China. 170 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,126 I think this thing was made in China. 171 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,129 Eh, what can you do? 172 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,571 Ooh, I think it's done. 173 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,246 (GASPS) 174 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,640 It worked. 175 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,480 We printed a whistle. 176 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,006 Amazing. 177 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,243 You realize these things go for 25 cents a pop at a party store. 178 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,528 And we made it in only three hours. 179 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,481 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 180 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,047 - Sounds just like store-bought. - Heh, heh. 181 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,482 Okay, give me a superhero pose... 182 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:48,082 ...and I will scan you into the computer for your action figure. 183 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,889 Oh, I wish I was in better shape. 184 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,320 (SCOFFS) 185 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,610 Stop holding your stomach in, I'll give you a six-pack with the computer. 186 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,006 Oh, okay, great. 187 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,288 Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman... 188 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,091 ...instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today. 189 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,046 All right. You can suck it in a little bit. 190 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,246 Cooper, we have a problem. 191 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,371 Your work is really not at the level I expected it to be. 192 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,763 I know. Go ahead and mock me. 193 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,571 But use small words so I understand. 194 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,923 Don't play dumb with me. We both know what your problem is. 195 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,200 - We do? - You have a girlfriend. 196 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,646 - So? - So my work would suffer too... 197 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,923 ...if I was getting laid all the time. 198 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,925 Yes. 199 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,368 That is the reason. 200 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,084 My work is suffering because of... 201 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,562 ...all the laid I'm getting. 202 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,923 You lucky bastard. 203 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,930 What can I say? You know, she enjoys my genitals. 204 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,442 I am giving them to her on a nightly basis. 205 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,809 Okay, stop bragging. 206 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,442 You had some brilliant insights in here. But if we'll make this work... 207 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,683 - ...you need to buckle down and focus. - Yeah, I'll do what I can. 208 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,929 But it's not going to be easy because when I'm with Amy... 209 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,289 ...and our bathing suit areas mush together... 210 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,931 ...because it... Boy, howdy... is it magic. 211 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,602 Oh, good, you're home. 212 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,001 Got a little surprise for you. 213 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,247 Oh! 214 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,961 Say hello to my little friend. 215 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,490 Oh, my God, it's so cute. 216 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,526 I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you. 217 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,167 I know, right? 218 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,006 And thanks to photographs and a little 3D modeling... 219 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,561 ...here comes the bride. 220 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,804 - Oh, Howie, I love these. - I thought you might. 221 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,169 - Were they expensive? - It didn't cost a thing. I made them myself. 222 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,651 - How? - Koothrappali and I... 223 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,202 ...bought a used 3D printer for $5000. 224 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,646 Heh, heh. 225 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,850 Five thousand dollars for a couple of dolls? Are you out of your mind? 226 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,331 Not just a couple of dolls. 227 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,848 For as many dolls as we want. 228 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,488 And whistles. 229 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,731 At any point did it dawn on you to talk to me about spending this kind of money? 230 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,842 It's kind of dawning on me now. 231 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,002 I don't believe you. 232 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,004 Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this. 233 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,687 What are you talking about? We make plenty of money. 234 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,730 I make plenty of money. You make peanuts. 235 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,210 Well, yes, but we're married now. 236 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,287 That means when you get sick, I take care of you. 237 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,211 And when you make a bunch of money... 238 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,522 ...I get to buy stuff. 239 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,763 Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works. 240 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,720 No. Here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine... 241 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,566 ...or you could print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those. 242 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,131 Oh, my God. Are you actually thinking about it? 243 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,083 I don't understand. Why didn't you just tell Kripke the truth? 244 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,487 Because the truth made me look bad. 245 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,564 Whereas a ridiculous bald-faced lie makes me look good. 246 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,643 Anyway, if Kripke asks... 247 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:48,967 ...tell him my coitus with Amy is frequent, intense and whimsically inventive. 248 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,163 Is my coitus whimsically inventive? 249 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,402 That is what I write on the bathroom walls. 250 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,206 "For a whimsically inventive time, call Leonard Hofstadter." 251 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,885 (CHUCKLING) 252 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,126 I know you're joking, but I'd be okay with that. 253 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,081 - Sheldon, can I ask you a question? - Of course. 254 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,089 Are you ever gonna sleep with Amy? 255 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,683 - That's awfully personal. - We don't ask Sheldon things like that. 256 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,968 Maybe you don't, I do. What's the deal? 257 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,771 Well, word around the university is... 258 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,089 ...I'm giving her sex organs a proper jostling. 259 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,888 All right, come on, be serious. You have been going out a long time. 260 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,129 She would clearly like to have a physical relationship with you. 261 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,691 So, what are you doing? 262 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,969 All right, we're down the rabbit hole. What are you doing? 263 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,566 Well, first of all, I'm quite fond of Amy. 264 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,006 Then what's the problem? 265 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,970 Penny... 266 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,484 ...all my life I have been uncomfortable... 267 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,167 ...with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others... 268 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,687 ...handshaking, hugging... 269 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,729 ...prostate exams. 270 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,163 But I'm working on it, you know? 271 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,166 Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest. 272 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,051 A year ago, that would have been unthinkable. 273 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,409 Now you know how I feel when I have to put it on you. 274 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,841 Okay, hang on. 275 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,765 Are you saying someday you and Amy might... 276 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,003 ...actually get physical? 277 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,366 It's a possibility. 278 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,887 Oh, my God. 279 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,446 Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy and I'm glad we can have this conversation. 280 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,042 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 281 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,369 Sure you wanna do this? 282 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,808 - Give up your half of the 3D printer? - Yes. 283 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,201 And can you please make that out to Bernadette? 284 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,570 I was taken off the joint account until I learn the value of money. 285 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,210 Well, that's harsh. 286 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,209 Tell me about it. 287 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,485 Aren't you gonna eat lunch? 288 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,201 No, I blew my food allowance on Pokémon cards. 289 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:28,125 Well, the equation balances, but it's certainly not elegant. 290 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,647 Whatever. You get any last night? 291 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,284 Yes. 292 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,605 Gave it to her good, huh? 293 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,286 No, I gave it to her well. 294 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,126 Now, over here I was thinking... 295 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,965 - ...turbulence could be reduced if we put... - Yeah, yeah. 296 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,886 Was she naked, or was she wearing lingerie? 297 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,566 I didn't notice. 298 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,046 How could you not notice? 299 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,689 I was too busy squishing all the desirable parts of her body. 300 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,923 Oh, you're killing me, Cooper! 301 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,241 Can we get back to work? 302 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,448 Sure, sure, sure. 303 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,530 You guys ever used any toys? 304 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,488 Toys? 305 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,050 I do have a model rocket next to my bed. 306 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,249 A rocket? You're a freak. I love it.