1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,128 NARRATOR: Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,282 RAJESH: Can I have your attention, please? 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,928 We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,962 We gotta stop defining our self-worth... 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,447 ...by whether or not we're in a relationship. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,448 We are a community... 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,128 ...and as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone. 8 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,042 That was cool. What you said. 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,565 Thank you. 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:41,969 Uh, would you like to, uh, get a cup of coffee? 11 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,167 Okay. 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,610 Later, losers! 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,844 So then I went to Cambridge, which was wonderful... 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,528 ...not only because it's a good school, but because it totally looks like Hogwarts. 15 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,729 That's where I fell in love with astronomy, and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech. 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:12,484 So I guess you could say, uh, Raj is my name, and stars are my game. 17 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,970 And rhyming is also my game. 18 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,090 So, uh, two games. 19 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,248 Uh, anyway, that's enough about me, I want to hear everything about you. 20 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,290 I have to go to the bathroom. 21 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,322 I go to the bathroom too. 22 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,683 Sometimes more frequently than I care to admit. 23 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,525 I've had it checked out, it's nothing. 24 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,523 This is going great. 25 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,086 Mm. Can I have a refill on my chai tea? 26 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:49,006 Ah, yes, I have a good feeling about this. 27 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,202 I should have bought condoms. 28 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:26,167 Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 29 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,767 Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun With Flags. 30 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,800 My apologies that this episode is coming late. 31 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,442 I did shoot one last week in honor of Black History Month... 32 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,763 ...but I was informed by my roommate that my spot-on portrayal... 33 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:47,209 ...of George Washington Carver could be considered "wildly racist." 34 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,882 My heart goes out to the members of the African-American community... 35 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,123 ...who, like me, have been kept down by the man. 36 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,683 Now, Fun With Flags is not just for the flag aficionado... 37 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,922 ...it's also for the flag novice. 38 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:09,887 So to help me with that, please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin... 39 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,208 ...not a real virgin. 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,888 She's had coitus many times. 41 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,242 Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. 42 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,651 Once while he was trying to watch The Incredibles. 43 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,045 Penny. 44 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,131 Hello. 45 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,566 So, Penny, I understand... 46 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,441 - ...you'd like to learn more about flags. - I can't tell you how many times... 47 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,924 ...I've been at a party, everyone's talking about flags and I just couldn't join in. 48 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,211 Well, you came to the right place. 49 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,931 I'm sorry, can we just pause for a minute? 50 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,886 What's wrong? 51 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,641 I think it'd look more natural if you talked to me instead of the camera. 52 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,564 You know, like a real conversation? 53 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,848 It's something we work on in acting class. 54 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,047 Interesting. 55 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:06,168 A few people in the Comments section have said that my delivery is robotic. 56 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,281 Perhaps that isn't the compliment it sounds like. 57 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,167 Let's try it again. Maybe this time you could work on body language a bit. 58 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,449 When you're hunched like that, you're shutting the audience out. 59 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,446 But when you're relaxed and open, you're inviting them in. 60 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,405 Right. 61 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,521 And which one do I want? 62 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,687 Let's try open. 63 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,970 If our friend the flag has taught me anything, it's to go where the wind takes you. 64 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,691 As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole. 65 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,044 And action. 66 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,527 (PENNY CHUCKLES) 67 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:56,009 So, Penny, what sort of flag questions keep you awake at night? 68 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,128 Um, well, I'm from Nebraska. 69 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,687 So, what can you tell me about the state flag? 70 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,002 Gosh, Penny... 71 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:13,329 ...what did you have for breakfast, a big glass of good question juice? 72 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:19,650 The Nebraska state flag is simply the state seal on a field of blue. 73 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,527 Spread your legs, invite them in. 74 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:44,089 I'm telling you, something's wrong. I can always feel it when Raj is in trouble. 75 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,681 Jeez, how close were you before we got married? 76 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,763 Don't look under that rock. 77 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,081 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 78 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,248 - Raj, you okay? - You in there? 79 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,447 RAJESH: Go away. 80 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,331 - Come on, buddy, open up. - We're worried about you. 81 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,484 RAJESH: Oh, just because I stop going to work and answering my phone... 82 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,291 ...you think something bad happened? 83 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,602 Maybe something good happened. 84 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,644 Did something good happen? 85 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,969 Of course not, nothing good ever happens! 86 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,371 Whoa. 87 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,646 - What? - Just whoa. 88 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,521 Smells pretty ripe in here. 89 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,571 You kind of feel it in your eyes. 90 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,801 Raj, what's going on? 91 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,290 I was humiliated by yet another woman. 92 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,650 You didn't kill her and chop her up, that's not what we're smelling, right? 93 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,411 No, I took her for coffee... 94 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,962 ...and she snuck out the bathroom window to get away from me. 95 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,690 Oh, you poor baby. 96 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,171 I went and looked. 97 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,322 It was a high and tiny window. 98 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,321 She must've been very motivated. 99 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,725 I'm sorry, that's awful. 100 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,805 - But come on, you gotta shake it off. - You can't stay in your apartment... 101 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,531 - ...for the rest of your life. - Why not? 102 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,162 With online shopping and overnight delivery, I can get anything I want. 103 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,367 Look, I just ordered a case of Dinty Moore beef stew... 104 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,490 ...and two live lobsters on Amazon. 105 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,684 - Lobsters overnight? - You're kidding. Let me see. 106 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,209 Well, I'll be. Look, you can throw in a couple steaks and have a surf and turf. 107 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,523 Surf and turf sounds good. See if they have corn on the cob. 108 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,840 Guys, we're trying to get him out of here, not you in. 109 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,809 You're wasting your time. Just please, leave me alone. 110 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,566 - Now what? - I don't know. 111 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,886 We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. 112 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,086 We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave. 113 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,127 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 114 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,368 - Hello, Sheldon. - Hello. 115 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,208 How's the final stage of your nicotine addiction study going? 116 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,725 (MONKEY'S GIBBERING OVER MONITOR) 117 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,166 Fine. 118 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,721 Just hold on. Mommy's on the phone! 119 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,124 Sorry, we've cut the monkeys down to one cigarette a day... 120 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,089 ...so things are a little intense. 121 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:30,208 Makes me miss my marijuana-abusing flatworms. Those guys were mellow. 122 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,244 Good news, uh, the latest episode of Fun With Flags is online. 123 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,121 - Oh, that's right. How'd it go with Penny? - Much better than I expected. 124 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:43,842 She even gave me some helpful tips about acting and body language. 125 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,121 Watch. 126 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,323 Welcome to my world. 127 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,210 Not welcome to my world. 128 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,726 Welcome. Not welcome. 129 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,882 Subtle but powerful. 130 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,203 I know, I'm still learning to control it. 131 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,042 Did you tell Penny how helpful she was? 132 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,646 Why would I do that? 133 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,080 Because she's your friend and she did a nice job. 134 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,890 I'm sure she'd like to hear it. 135 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,284 All right. 136 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,200 I didn't mean now. Hello? 137 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,691 (MONKEY'S GIBBERING OVER MONITOR) 138 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,649 Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it. 139 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,691 Oh. Hey, what's up? 140 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,081 Um... 141 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,289 You need me to shut the door so you can do your knocking thing? 142 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,162 No. I didn't start yet. It's fine. 143 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,288 Okay. So, what do you need? 144 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:46,162 Well, I was thinking about you helping me out last night. 145 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,966 Penny. 146 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,091 And I just wanted to tell you, Penny... 147 00:09:55,680 --> 00:10:00,288 ...that the answer to the question, "Who did a great job?" is you. 148 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,125 Penny. 149 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,045 - Really? - Yes. 150 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,441 You were very natural in front of the camera... 151 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,001 ...and I found your suggestions extremely helpful. 152 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,041 Oh, sweetie, you just made my day. 153 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,530 Okay. 154 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,444 My acting class is putting on a play Friday. I can put you and Amy on the guest list. 155 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,883 Oh, that sounds terrible. Why would I want to do that? 156 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:30,884 That's right, they're no good without the lighter. 157 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,646 So much for your advice on complimenting Penny. 158 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,370 Why, what happened? 159 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,729 She tried to rope us into going to her acting class to see a play. 160 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,930 Don't worry, luckily I had the good sense to drown that kitten in the river. 161 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,562 Sheldon, that's very rude. She helped you with your show. 162 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,724 The right thing to do is reciprocate by going to see her play. 163 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,802 Oh, so many crazy rules. 164 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,571 (MONKEY'S GIBBERING OVER MONITOR) 165 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,724 That better be Tootsie Rolls you're throwing at me! 166 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,325 Penny. 167 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,046 Penny. Oh, yeah, much better. 168 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,927 What? 169 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,641 Amy pointed out to me that since you did something nice for me... 170 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,326 ...I'm obligated to do something nice for you. 171 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,407 So, yes, I'll go to your dopey play. 172 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,810 - Hey, I don't want you to go anymore. - Why not? 173 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,281 Go because you want to, not because you have to. 174 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,330 Oh, dear Lord, more rules. Where does it stop? 175 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:40,005 Can I want to go because I have to want to go? 176 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,409 - Okay, do whatever you want. - Yeah, but, no, wait. 177 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:47,884 Do whatever I want or whatever I have to want? 178 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,567 Oh, for God's sake, just come to the play. 179 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,846 All right. 180 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,162 I don't want to but at least that makes sense. 181 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,721 You know, I haven't seen Raj in several days. 182 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,360 Is he no longer a part of our social group? 183 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,724 And if so, should we be interviewing for a replacement? 184 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,767 Perhaps this time we go Latin. 185 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,763 He's just decided he's never leaving his apartment again. 186 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,322 Oh. Brilliant. I've been itching to pull that trigger. 187 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,080 He's upset because he can't get anywhere with women. 188 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,451 Would it help if I gave him some pointers? 189 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,523 I'm just funning you. Ha, ha. 190 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:50,448 Hi. I don't know if you remember me but I was here the other night at your party. 191 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,046 Oh, yeah, you left with Raj. 192 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,606 LUCY: Yeah. - You're the one? 193 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,400 Let me tell you something. 194 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:02,565 That guy you blew off happens to be my best friend. 195 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,364 Okay? He was devastated. 196 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,124 Sorry. 197 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,884 Can you just give him this? 198 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,006 Okay. 199 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:14,290 But I gotta warn you, Raj is a proud, passionate man. 200 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,609 If you go running out on him again... 201 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:21,606 ...you're only gonna get like three or four more chances before you are history. 202 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,564 Come on, she came back. This is good news. You should celebrate. 203 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,609 I don't want to celebrate. 204 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,606 Not even a little? 205 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,969 We could have a pants party. Go put some on. 206 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,203 Why would I want her number? I want nothing to do with this woman. 207 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,964 - Come on, Raj. - You don't get it. 208 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,361 I want nothing to do with any woman. 209 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,409 My heart is stone. 210 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,809 From now on, I am a monk. 211 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,691 I renounce all worldly pleasures. 212 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,161 Except for lobster. 213 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,849 And garlic butter. 214 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,686 Boy, I wanna tell you it's her loss, but you are not making it easy. 215 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:14,607 You're a good friend for trying to help, but I've made my choice. 216 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,002 All right, well... 217 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,366 ...I'll see you around. 218 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,285 See you. 219 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,930 No, wait. 220 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,447 Take her number. I don't want the temptation. 221 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,725 Okay. 222 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:33,205 I must be strong so I don't stray from my true purpose: the study of the universe. 223 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,925 All right. 224 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,086 Thanks for ruining lobster for me. 225 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,162 RAJESH: Wait! Give me the number! 226 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,290 Give me the number! Give me the number! 227 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,963 So, Amy, what's going on with your addiction study? 228 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,326 Sadly I'm no longer associated with that project. 229 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,404 - Why? What happened? - Typical bureaucratic nonsense. 230 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,645 You can get animals addicted to a harmful substance, you can dissect their brains... 231 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:17,725 ...but you throw their own feces back at them and suddenly you're unprofessional. 232 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,489 I'm sorry. 233 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,769 That I asked. 234 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,521 All right, let's get this stupid play over with. 235 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,887 Uh, hang on. Empty your pockets. 236 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,964 - Why? - You know why. The Nintendo DS. 237 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,207 (GROANS) 238 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,767 And the PSP. 239 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,001 (GROANS) 240 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,967 Now the Game Boy. 241 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,370 Oh, for Pete's sake. 242 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,207 - Can we go now? - Is that all of it? 243 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,009 Just set it down. 244 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,968 Just so you know, this is not a stupid play. 245 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,441 A Streetcar Named Desire is an American classic. 246 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,002 It's about streetcars? 247 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,367 Great. Then I won't need this. 248 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,171 Just a sec. 249 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,006 Oh, who says "just a sec"? I hate myself. 250 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,807 Hello. 251 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,406 - Hi. - Uh, would you like to come in? 252 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,251 Uh, no, I can't stay. 253 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,930 Oh. 254 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,004 I just wanted to say... 255 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,562 ...I'm sorry for running out of the coffee shop. That wasn't cool. 256 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,210 So yeah. 257 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,725 I'm sorry. 258 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,931 Wait. 259 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,490 Can you at least tell me what went wrong? 260 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,369 It's okay, I can take anything. 261 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,570 Unless it's something I did, or said, or am, because those are like my buttons. 262 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,201 No, it's not any of that. 263 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,801 It's just, I kind of have a hard time around people I don't know. 264 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,487 Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night? 265 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,121 I've been trying to force myself into situations I'm not comfortable with. 266 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,050 I saw the flyer in the store window and I made myself go in. 267 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,964 I don't even like comic books. 268 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,407 - Yeah, me neither. - What were you doing there? 269 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,244 I lied. I love them. 270 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,171 I only said that so you'd go out with me. 271 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,810 You don't want to do that. 272 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,411 I'm kind of broken. 273 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,767 That's great. I'm broken too. 274 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,928 - No, you're not. - I totally am. 275 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,926 If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. 276 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,924 There are many things seriously wrong with me. 277 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,602 And not quirks either... 278 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,481 ...like, diagnosable psychological problems. 279 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,443 Maybe brain damage. 280 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,009 Well, how do I know you're not just saying that? 281 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,486 Go out with me on one date and I promise you you'll see. 282 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,285 Okay. 283 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,886 Text me. Bye. 284 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,209 You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met. 285 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,490 And that, boys and girls, is how it's done. 286 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,880 You love her very much, don't you? 287 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,725 Yes. 288 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,406 PENNY: I think you have great capacity for devotion. 289 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,130 You will be lonely when she passes on, won't you? 290 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,444 I understand what that is. 291 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,241 MAN: To be lonely? - She's pretty good, huh? 292 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,686 She is. 293 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,920 But when do they get to the part about streetcars? 294 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,528 When I was a very young girl. 295 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,008 When I was 16 years old, I made the discovery: 296 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,721 Love. 297 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,007 All at once and much, much too completely. 298 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,571 It was like you turned a blinding light on something... 299 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,609 ...that had always been half a shadow. 300 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,162 That's how it struck the world for me. 301 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,209 But I was unlucky. 302 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,451 Deluded. 303 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,001 - She's remarkable. - She really is. 304 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,406 Our Penny's a star. 305 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,287 How can she remember all those lines... 306 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,365 ...but as a waitress, she can't remember no tomato on my hamburger?