1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,604 LEONARD: I know you guys don't want to do this, but we have no choice. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,491 You can either bitch and whine or we can get it over with. 3 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,961 - I got whine. - I got the B-word. 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,162 Yeah, well, it's in our contract to serve on a university committee. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,721 And frankly, this is one I believe in, okay? Here: 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,690 Encouraging more women to pursue a career in the sciences. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,571 Come on, if I was good at convincing women to do stuff... 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,769 ...I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20's in the shower. Heh. 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,405 If you ask me, this whole thing is a waste of our time. 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,484 - Helping women? - Yeah, helping anyone. 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,761 People should take care of themselves. 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,402 Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners... 13 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,329 ...the pharmacy and the post office? 14 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,966 I'm not saying people can't use tools. 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,645 Even an otter picks up a rock when he wants a clam. 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,403 You don't think it's worthwhile to get more women in science? 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,688 I think that's incredibly sexist of you. 18 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,522 I believe in a gender-blind society like in Star Trek... 19 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:07,561 ...where women and men of all races and creeds work side by side as equals. 20 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,884 You mean where they were advanced enough to invent an interstellar warp drive... 21 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,362 ...but a black lady still answered the space phone? 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,960 Oh, I did spend a lot of my shower time with Lieutenant Uhura. 23 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,930 Howard's disturbing recollections aside... 24 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,489 ...I don't appreciate being forced to do banal committee work. 25 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,290 I know. You're too smart for this. 26 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,042 Exactly. It's like asking the Human Torch to heat up your frozen burrito. 27 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:40,050 Got it. All right, I'm thinking one way to counter bias in the peer-review process... 28 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,403 ...is for papers to be submitted under gender-neutral names... 29 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,642 ...like S. Smith instead of Samantha Smith. 30 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,326 I suppose there is a history of professional women... 31 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,086 ...using their initials so as not to be pre-judged. 32 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,564 Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling, uh, Star Trek's D.C. Fontana. 33 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,366 Van Nuys pole-dancer, D.D. Melons. 34 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,841 All right. I think we've really helped women today. Let's fire up the Xbox. 35 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,561 Don't make this a school project where I'm the smart kid doing the work... 36 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,609 ...while the slackers sit and watch. 37 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,286 We're not. You're the smart kid doing all the work... 38 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,926 ...while the even smarter kids sit back and watch. 39 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,122 So you think I'm one of the smarter kids? 40 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,290 No, you're a tool I was using to make my point. 41 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,084 Guys, our topic is "Encouraging Women in Science." 42 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,242 Can you at least play a less sexist game? 43 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,805 How is it sexist? 44 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,529 My character wields a battle ax as well as any man. 45 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,282 Not to mention she has mammary glands that could nurse a family of 30. 46 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,851 And have enough milk left over to open a Baskin-Robbins. 47 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,570 Mother, warrior-princess, franchise owner... 48 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,684 ...I hear glass ceilings shattering all over town. 49 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,922 Sheldon, you're always saying how much smarter you are than me. 50 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,244 Spend five seconds and come up with one idea on how to get more women into science. 51 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,849 All your ideas address the issue at a university level. By then it's too late. 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,721 You need to design a program that targets girls at the middle-school level... 53 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,043 ...and sets them on an academic track towards the hard sciences. 54 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,566 That's actually good. Why didn't I think of that? 55 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,165 Some people are otters, some people are rocks. 56 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,246 I wonder if there's a way we could give the idea a trial run. 57 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:06,483 I could call my old middle school, see if we can talk to some of the female students. 58 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,331 Great. Try to set up something for us to go over there. 59 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,404 Hold on. While I'm comfortable speaking about science... 60 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,924 ...I'm not sure I know how to spark the interest of school children. Better Google it. 61 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,924 What exactly are you looking up? 62 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:24,085 "How do I get 12-year-old girls excited?" 63 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,009 - No! - No! 64 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,446 Thanks again for letting me crash girl's night. 65 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,444 Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue. 66 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,762 I've slept with guys for less. 67 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,290 It's a joke. 68 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,928 Based on real events. 69 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,004 Anyway, I was hoping I could, uh, pick your brains a little. 70 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,881 I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date. 71 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,444 Evolutionary biology says that women are attracted to a man... 72 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:04,049 ...who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment. 73 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,002 A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks... 74 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,885 ...a picnic near a lunatic asylum... 75 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,285 ...a wine-tasting on skid row. 76 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:22,084 Lucy has some, uh, social anxiety issues, we could start with something simpler. 77 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,324 Why don't you take her to Disneyland? 78 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,848 You go on Space Mountain, you're in the dark, she's holding onto you. 79 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,082 That ride is shorter than you think... 80 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,245 ...and they take a picture of you at the end, so make sure you got your clothes on. 81 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,682 It's a joke. 82 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,608 Based on real events. 83 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,651 Disneyland? I don't know. 84 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,804 With all the crowds and the weird characters walking around... 85 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,928 ...just reminds me too much of India. 86 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,283 I haven't been since I was a kid. We should go one weekend. 87 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,680 Weekends are too crowded. 88 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,684 - So blow off work, go on a weekday. - Hooky? 89 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,047 I've never played hooky in my life. 90 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,205 My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music. 91 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,806 More like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel... 92 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,691 ...with a 34-year-old guy named Luther. 93 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,769 - Joke? - I can laugh about it now. 94 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,243 What do you say? This Friday we ditch work and go to Disneyland? 95 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,647 - I'm in. - Me too. 96 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,282 Excuse me, I thought we were trying to solve my problem. 97 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,805 Oh, yeah, right. 98 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,167 Wait, what was your problem again? 99 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,570 I'm a man who can't talk to women, trying to figure out how to go on a romantic date... 100 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:43,045 ...with a girl who suffers from social anxiety, she can't be around other people. 101 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,642 Yeah, that's a toughie. 102 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,081 Let's think. 103 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,763 Are we doing just Disney or California Adventure too? 104 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,890 It's nice of your old school to let us try out our science talk on some female students. 105 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,089 They were actually pretty excited. I'm their most famous alum. 106 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,568 If you don't count the serial killer who ate all those prostitutes. 107 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,286 This must feel good for you, coming back to your alma mater as an astronaut. 108 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:22,843 Yeah. Last time I was here I was just a scrawny little nerd. 109 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,126 And now you're also an astronaut. 110 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,448 So many memories. How many times in these hallways... 111 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,400 ...was I tripped, punched and spit on? Heh. 112 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,927 Oh, look, here's my old locker. 113 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,402 I have a masters in engineering... 114 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:45,084 ...I still can't figure out how Scott Kapinski got me and my briefcase to fit in there. 115 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,965 - Hey. - What? 116 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,724 Nothing. 117 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,721 Smart, we don't want any problems. 118 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,401 I can't believe I ditched work for Disneyland. 119 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,925 What did you tell your boss? 120 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,208 Oh, I was very clever, I did it in stages. 121 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,011 At 7 last night I called about a problem at the lab... 122 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,004 ...and casually mentioned I was going out for seafood. 123 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,890 At 9:30, I called and told him that one of my scallops tasted weird. 124 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,601 At 11:30, I called and said I was throwing up like a fire hose. 125 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,244 At 12:45, I called and made nothing but dry-heaving sounds. 126 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,762 And now I'm going to Disneyland! 127 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,970 Penny, what did you say? 128 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,442 I work at the Cheesecake Factory. I said, "Bye." 129 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,125 So, what are we gonna do first? 130 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:44,649 I don't know about you, but I'm going to the place that gives you a princess makeover. 131 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:45,847 Ooh, that sounds like fun. 132 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,647 You're kidding, right? We're not just gonna get drunk and go on rides? 133 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,809 Come on, do it with us. 134 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,247 Ah, all right, whatever. How does it work? 135 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,086 Okay, so you pick your princess, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella. 136 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,442 They give you hair, makeup, the works. 137 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,686 I guess it would be fun to be Cinderella. 138 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,968 - I want to be Cinderella too. - Yeah. 139 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,282 We can't all be Cinderella. 140 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,680 Then how do we decide? 141 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:18,004 Well, it's simple. This was my idea, I'm driving, I'm Cinderella. 142 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,522 You bitches got a problem with that, we can stop the car right now. 143 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,089 Excuse me. 144 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,369 I'm meeting a girl here. It's kind of a first date. 145 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,968 In a library? 146 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:48,166 She and I are both a little awkward in social situations so this seemed like a good idea. 147 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:52,041 Ah. People say I'm a little awkward too. 148 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,004 May I join you? 149 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,368 No, you can't join us. 150 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,206 Go climb back up whatever beanstalk you came down from. 151 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,405 You can do better. 152 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,247 Oh, we're eating here? 153 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,249 We're having a texting date? 154 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,086 LUCY: I love that. 155 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:39,686 RAJESH: As you're reading, it will help to remember I have an adorable accent. 156 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,769 Okay, who's ready for some science? 157 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,368 Me too. 158 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,807 Okay, I am Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. 159 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:01,000 I'm here with my friends, Dr. Cooper, and real-life astronaut Howard Wolowitz. 160 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:06,121 And we are going to show you girls how cool a job in science can be. 161 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,520 How cool, you ask? 162 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,684 Well, how about negative 273 degrees... 163 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,925 ...because that's the temperature at which entropy reaches its minimum value. 164 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:22,323 Did I just learn something new and have fun doing it? What? 165 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,368 All right. 166 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:34,487 So now let's bring out theoretical physicist, Dr. Sheldon Cooper! 167 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,090 Hello, female children. 168 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,201 Allow me to inspire you... 169 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,887 ...with a story about a great female scientist. 170 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,681 Polish-born, French-educated... 171 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,887 ...Madame Curie. 172 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,766 Co-discoverer of radioactivity... 173 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:01,602 ...she was a hero of science. Until her hair fell out... 174 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,843 ...her vomit and stool became filled with blood... 175 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,248 ...and she was poisoned to death by her own discovery. 176 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,167 With a little hard work... 177 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,927 ...I see no reason why that can't happen to any of you. 178 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,488 Are we done? Can we go? 179 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,611 The thing to remember is you can go to outer space too. 180 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,728 Heh. I mean, look at me. 181 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:38,249 I went to this very school. Those desks you're sitting in? 182 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,841 I was once superglued to one of them. 183 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,767 HOWARD: Mm-hm. 184 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,365 Did you go to the moon? 185 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,491 No, but I did go to the International Space Station. 186 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,051 Did you fly the rocket? 187 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,328 No, but I was in the rocket. 188 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,648 - I didn't actually... - So you just flew around? 189 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,326 That's kind of like my uncle. A flight attendant. 190 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,045 No, heh, I'm an American hero, your uncle brings people nuts, okay? 191 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,850 All right, all right, all right. 192 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,125 Boy, we are learning a lot here, huh? Thank you, Astronaut Howard. 193 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,327 (CLEARS THROAT) 194 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,171 Um, I am what's called an experimental physicist. 195 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:24,241 Which is super fun because I get to test theories and work with lasers. 196 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,684 - Yes? - How did you decide to become a scientist? 197 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,205 Oh, excellent question. 198 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,842 Um, I suppose I've always been into science. 199 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,130 My mother and father are scientists, so I was kind of led in that direction. 200 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,647 Pushed might be a better way to describe it. 201 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:44,406 To be honest with you guys, when I was your age, I wanted to be a rap star. 202 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,083 Like Snoop Dogg, but with a healthy respect for the police. 203 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,321 (ALL LAUGHING) 204 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,764 Yeah, no, sure, you laugh. 205 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,410 Just like my mother did. 206 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,928 (RAPPING) After I confided, I was derided and chided 207 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,525 My moms and I collided 208 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,808 She said my dreams were misguided 209 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,007 (CLEARS THROAT) 210 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,128 That's just a little freestyle. 211 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:19,407 RAJESH: My dad's a gynecologist in India. So if you're ever over there and need a checkup... 212 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,286 ...as he likes to say, he's "at your cervix. " 213 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,246 LUCY: That's terrible. Your dad should be sent to the pun-itentiary. 214 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,287 RAJESH: That's a fitting pun-ishment. 215 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,771 I still don't know what you do for a living. 216 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,841 LUCY: Web design. 217 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,647 RAJESH: Anything I might've seen? 218 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,326 LUCY: I don't know. You ever look at porn websites? 219 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,089 RAJESH: No. Never. What is porn? 220 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,090 LUCY: Sorry, auto-correct. 221 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,528 That was supposed to say "prom websites. " 222 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,840 RAJESH: Ooh, fun. I love prom. 223 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,721 The romance, the gowns, it's like a fairy tale come to life. 224 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,566 Sorry, auto-correct. 225 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,963 That was supposed to say "I like sports. " 226 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,284 I never wanted to play the cello. 227 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,366 How do you meet girls playing the cello? 228 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,769 "Hey, wanna come over to my house and hear me play an instrument... 229 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,207 ...that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee?" 230 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,649 Quick, pull the fire alarm, let's get out of here. 231 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,287 Uh, hello again. Um... 232 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,489 Yeah, I don't know if women in general... 233 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,326 ...have been actively discouraged from pursuing the sciences... 234 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,724 ...but it's clear you young women here today have been. 235 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,209 While I was listening to my colleagues waste your time... 236 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,921 ...it occurred to me that it might be much more meaningful... 237 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,563 ...to hear about women in science from actual women in science. 238 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,764 And, uh, I happen to know two brilliant examples... 239 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,083 ...who have agreed to speak to you on the phone right now. 240 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,403 Uh, Dr. Rostenkowski, Dr. Fowler? Are you there? 241 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,050 AMY: (OVER PHONE) We're here. 242 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:58,923 Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to enlighten these young women. 243 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,770 It's our pleasure. 244 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,926 I'm Dr. Fowler, and I'm a neuroscientist. 245 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,210 And I'm Dr. Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, and I'm a microbiologist. 246 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,728 The world of science needs more women, but from a young age... 247 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,680 ...we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look... 248 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,161 ...than about the power of our minds. 249 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:29,323 That's true. Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be. 250 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,887 Unless you wanna be Cinderella. 251 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,643 Come at me, see what happens. 252 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,131 RAJESH: This was really fun. 253 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,966 My battery's dying, so I'm just gonna talk. 254 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,690 Thanks for today. 255 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,451 I've been trying to do more things that scare me. 256 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,570 And coming here was definitely one of them. 257 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,161 But it was also really nice. 258 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,608 So thanks, and, um, I'm gonna go. 259 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:12,448 Maybe I could do one more scary thing before I go and give you a kiss goodbye? 260 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,642 You know, if that's okay. 261 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,407 Oh, okay. 262 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,165 Okay. 263 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,842 Panic attack! Maybe next time. 264 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,161 I'm counting that as foreplay. 265 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,850 Bernie, I'm home. 266 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,771 You have fun today? 267 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,004 BERNADETTE: Yes. And I have a surprise for you. 268 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,569 Please be Cinderella, please be Cinderella. 269 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,883 Well, hello, Prince Charming. 270 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,006 Milady. 271 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,925 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 272 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,208 Hey, how was your...? What? 273 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,601 I can explain. I played hooky with the girls and we all went to Disneyland and go... 274 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,009 - What are you doing? - Disneyland, go on, I'm listening. 275 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,529 Sheldon. 276 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,845 All Snow White needs is one little kiss to wake up. 277 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,482 Heard you the first time.