1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,684 SHELDON: Oh, dear. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,645 Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again? 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,970 - No. - Answer honestly. This is not a trial. 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,369 That will come later. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,562 Absolutely not. 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,764 Help me out here. I can't afford another demerit. 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:26,686 Uh, maybe we were hacked. The Chinese have been hacking everything lately. 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,804 Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop? 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,086 I don't know. 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,045 It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere. 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,282 - I'm deleting it. - Hang on. 12 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,290 Maybe the Chinese haven't finished watching it yet. 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,328 If you're trying to make space on the DVR... 14 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,565 ...why don't you get rid of stuff you've already watched? Like Alphas. 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,371 No, that's the season-two finale. Quite the cliffhanger. 16 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,881 I'm gonna rewatch it before season three starts. 17 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,003 There's no season three. They canceled that show. 18 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,803 Well, they can't cancel it. It ended on a cliffhanger. 19 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,967 Well, they did. 20 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,969 There are two dumplings left. Want them? 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,243 Dumplings? Don't you understand what's going on here? 22 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,329 As a rule, no. 23 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:21,041 That show ended with all the residents of New York either dead or unconscious. 24 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,607 Now I'll never know what happened. 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,649 Why don't you make up your own ending? 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,081 Oh. Sure, what a wonderful idea. 27 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,290 And after that I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene... 28 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,603 ...and instead of flossing, I'll rub pudding on my gums. 29 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,485 I'm gonna get the number of the Syfy Channel and give them what for. 30 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,250 Oh, please don't do that. 31 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,920 No. They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. 32 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,242 They have to help the viewers let go. 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,966 Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. 34 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,130 Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. 35 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,443 Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season... 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,483 ...until we were grateful it ended. 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,569 I feel bad for whoever gets that phone call. 38 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,009 Ah, don't. If they didn't wanna be yelled at by crazy nerds... 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,407 ...they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel. 40 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,050 I think you're gonna be really happy with this security camera. 41 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,811 The optics are great. It's got infrared technology. 42 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,368 And there's even a backup battery when the power goes out. 43 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,848 Whatever. I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right? 44 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,164 Why can't you watch porn like a regular guy? 45 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,323 Give me your laptop so I can configure the software. 46 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,642 Hold on. This is weird. 47 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,887 What? 48 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,890 I was Googling that girl I've been dating and found her blog. 49 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,048 Cool. Anything juicy? 50 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,443 She said she recently went on a date with a guy named Roger. 51 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,487 And he's Indian. 52 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,608 And he's an astrophysicist too! 53 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,642 - You know what's going on, don't you? - Yes. 54 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,726 Mommy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils. 55 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,168 I can't believe I have to explain this. People change names on blogs... 56 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:30,160 ...to protect their privacy. "Roger" is Raj. 57 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,771 Oh. 58 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,442 I always thought if I had a white name, it would be Gavin. 59 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,450 - Keep reading. What does it say? - No, I don't know if I should. 60 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,450 If she wanted me to know about her blog, she would've told me. 61 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,531 - It's almost like I'm reading her diary. - It's exactly what it's like. Keep reading. 62 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,685 No, this is creepy. 63 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:54,408 Oh... I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera. 64 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,040 It's not creepy. Don't listen to him. 65 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,290 (IN BABY-TALK VOICE) Ooh, who's got the sweetest kisses? 66 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,482 (SMOOCHING) 67 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,570 Should I go? 68 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,082 With all the TV Sheldon was talking about, I had the greatest idea ever. 69 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,325 It blows away my idea for a Star Wars-themed coffee shop called Brewbacca's. 70 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,566 You need to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The perfect show for the two of us. 71 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,845 It's got action and jokes and hot vampires and romance. I cannot oversell this. 72 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,411 What do you say? 73 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,088 It's 6:30 in the morning. 74 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,767 LEONARD: I thought you grew up on a farm. 75 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:53,687 Hello, Syfy Network, this is your vice president of programming. 76 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,848 We have made a horrible mistake regarding Alphas. 77 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,850 We need to uncancel it immediately. 78 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,122 Put me through to the people who handle that. 79 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,284 Tell them it's me. I don't wanna answer a lot of questions... 80 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,323 ...about if I really am who I say I am. 81 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,088 I just... I want this done. 82 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,201 No, I'm not the person who just called. 83 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,560 That man was clearly a cowboy... 84 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,006 ...concerned about y'all canceling his favorite show. 85 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,801 Why do they keep hanging up on me? 86 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,411 I'm sorry you're upset. 87 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:34,323 Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this. 88 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:43,364 I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug. 89 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,286 Okay. Well, what I think is going on here... 90 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,211 ...is you have a pathological need for closure. 91 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,448 Oh. That's nonsense. 92 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,690 You tell me stories about your day all the time. I don't care how they end. 93 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,771 You know, I might be able to help you with this. 94 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,685 There's a field of behavioral neuroscience that examines... 95 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,402 ...ways to retrain your neural pathways so stuff like this bothers you less. 96 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,365 But I just told you, I don't have a problem with closure. 97 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,202 - You sure about that? - Quite sure. 98 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,527 That proves nothing. 99 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,090 - Ready to go to lunch? - Do you think I'm feminine? 100 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,042 - Yeah, let's go. - Thanks a lot. 101 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:44,211 - What's going on? - I broke down and I read Lucy's blog. 102 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,564 In one of the entries she said when we first met, I struck her as a little feminine. 103 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,880 Just a little? That's great. 104 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,245 I have to talk to her about this. 105 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,091 Ahh. Jeez, why do you girls always want to talk about things? 106 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,450 Listen to me, if she's writing about your relationship, use it to your advantage. 107 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,729 - Rig the game. - That doesn't seem fair. 108 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:10,403 Is it fair that girls like confident, normal guys more than nervous weirdos? 109 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,921 No, it's not. I've always thought that was unfair. 110 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,410 So take what's in that blog and use it to get her pants off. 111 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,366 Why do you make everything filthy? Why couldn't you say the blog is like... 112 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,528 ...her giving me the key to her heart? 113 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,929 "The key to her heart." Heh. That's nice. 114 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,567 Were you quoting someone or is it tattooed on the small of your back? 115 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:37,489 I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women: Sir Elton John. 116 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,408 ("BUFFY THE VAMPIRE PLAYER" THEME PLAYING ON TV) 117 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:51,842 So did you love it? Of course you loved it. Tell me how much you loved it. 118 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,121 It was cute. 119 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,605 Aw, don't say "cute." That's the worst. 120 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,690 - What's wrong with cute? - It just makes things seem small. 121 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,291 It diminishes them. 122 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,723 So you want me to stop calling your little tushy cute? 123 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,930 You can try, but nobody's gonna believe you. 124 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,086 I don't understand how you can watch a show that great and not be excited by it. 125 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,887 - I liked it. I'm excited. - Well, then tell your face. 126 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,204 - What do you want from me? - You know what? Never mind. 127 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,408 We gave it a shot. Let's just see what else is on. 128 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,730 Oh, come on, don't be like that. I'm sorry I called it cute. 129 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,490 - Let's watch another one. - Really? 130 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,650 Yeah. It was fun. It kind of reminded me of my high school. 131 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,287 But instead of vampires, we had meth-heads. Ahem. 132 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,489 But both came out at night and had messed up teeth. 133 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,445 All right, cool. I think you'll like the next one better. 134 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,120 All the cheerleaders are suffering from an evil curse. 135 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,527 Oh. Well, that's like my high school too. 136 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,847 But instead of a curse, it was crabs. Heh. 137 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:02,010 I've come up with a series of exercises to help with your compulsive need for closure. 138 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,283 I take issue with the word "compulsive." 139 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:12,044 All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op... 140 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,480 ...tion! Okay! 141 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,406 For the sake of argument, let's say I have a problem. 142 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,489 What would be your plan for addressing it? 143 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,047 I'm going to recondition your brain... 144 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,564 ...so that the need for completion isn't so overwhelming. 145 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,843 - By playing tic-tac-toe? - Yep, your turn. 146 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,761 Oh, Amy. And you wonder why people think neuroscience... 147 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,247 ...is nothing but a goofy game for diaper babies. 148 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:55,406 Tic-tac-toe can only end in win, lose or draw. 149 00:09:55,600 --> 00:10:00,288 None of which will deny me closure, especially since I'm about to win. 150 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,044 But we didn't finish. 151 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,291 Exactly. How does that make you feel? 152 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,328 The same way any normal person would. 153 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,411 Feel like I wanna peel off my own face, tear it in two and then again and again... 154 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,246 ...until I have a handful of Sheldon-face confetti. 155 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,090 That's the feeling we want to address with this treatment. 156 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:35,126 Yeah. Or you could pitch in, grab a nostril and help me get this face off. 157 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,209 Come on. You can do this. 158 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,250 You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. 159 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:45,765 To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release. 160 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,930 Yeah, sounds like a drag. 161 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,608 ("BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER" THEME PLAYING ON TV) 162 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,762 Okay, help me out here. Why does he love this show so much? 163 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,930 Well, there was action, it was funny. 164 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,442 I mean, you do get that usually the monster chases the pretty girl... 165 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,086 ...but this time the pretty girl chases the monsters? 166 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,363 Yippee, it's backwards, I get it. 167 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,483 Why does this bother you so much? 168 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,401 I don't know. It's just, he's so passionate about so many different things. 169 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,648 I just don't get that way. Do you? 170 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,804 Well, sure. I'm pretty passionate about science. 171 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,483 I remember the first time I looked through a microscope and saw tiny microorganisms. 172 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,848 It was like a whole other universe. 173 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:50,329 If I wanted to, I could wipe it out with my thumb like a god. 174 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,487 See, I wish I had some of that fire in my life. 175 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,968 I wanna care about things and get excited like you guys. 176 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,527 - There's no reason you can't. - You think? 177 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,203 Absolutely. All we need to do is spend time and find something you're passionate about. 178 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,691 Ugh, that sounds like a lot of work. 179 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,600 Hey, what's up? 180 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,802 Lucy's coming over. I need some advice. 181 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,886 However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it. 182 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,800 Just tell me which one you think is more manly. 183 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,562 This hockey jersey or this football jersey? 184 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,011 I don't know. Go with hockey. 185 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,521 Good, black is more slimming. 186 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,767 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 187 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,725 That's her. I gotta go be butch. Toodles. 188 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,047 -: (IN DEEP VOICE) Hey. Come in. - Hi. 189 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,690 - Aw. Look how cute your little doggie is. - Yeah, I wouldn't get too close. 190 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,804 If I give the right command in German, she'll rip your face off. 191 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,924 AMY: (SINGING) O'er the land of the free 192 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:12,160 And the home of the 193 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,600 Next. 194 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,924 That's an impressive layout, isn't it? 195 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,164 Yes. 196 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,451 Let's box it up. 197 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,248 (IMITATES AMY) Let's box it up. 198 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,122 ("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING ON BOX) 199 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,081 That's enough. 200 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,481 - Sheldon, give it! - No! 201 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,485 Okay, Sheldon, make a wish and blow out the candles. 202 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,124 Oops. Missed one. Now your wish can't come true. 203 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,282 Lucky for you, because I wished you were dead. 204 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,930 - I like your jersey. - Thanks, I love hockey. 205 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,764 Cool, so does my dad. 206 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,129 We watched it all the time growing up. Who's your favorite player? 207 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,602 Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure. 208 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,168 - How's your burrito? - Still a little frozen in the middle. 209 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,490 Probably because I didn't read the instructions. No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do. 210 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,206 Unless his name is Jay-Z. 211 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,651 - Is something going on? - What do you mean? 212 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,320 Well, you're acting all weird, and I'm pretty weird... 213 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,330 ...so I think I know what I'm talking about. 214 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,650 I don't know, maybe it's all those steroids I've been taking. 215 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,487 I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds... 216 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,163 ...and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks. 217 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,725 Wait, wait. 218 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,523 I found your blog where you wrote about me. 219 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:15,444 Oh. I just write that for myself. I didn't think anybody actually read it. 220 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,401 No kidding. You didn't make it easy to find. I spent hours digging around online. 221 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,203 For the record, you have excellent credit and your diabetic aunt... 222 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,171 ...seems to be adjusting to her new leg just fine. 223 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,408 Why were you acting so strange tonight? 224 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,688 You called me "feminine." 225 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,531 I wanted you to think I was more manly. 226 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,405 Raj, I didn't say feminine was a bad thing. 227 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,286 I meant you're sweet and thoughtful and your skin looks so much like caramel... 228 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,245 ...I just want to dip an apple in your face. 229 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,722 I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regimen. 230 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,722 So are you okay? 231 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,971 - Yeah. - Good. 232 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,163 - Do you even like hockey? - Heh. No. 233 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,807 I bought this at the Staples Center when I went to see Taylor Swift. 234 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:12,851 So I was thinking how excited you get about stuff like Buffy or science... 235 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,725 ...or which TV remote you and Sheldon should buy... 236 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,491 The Harmony One was fine. We didn't need the 1100... 237 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,326 ...which he knows is too big for my hand. 238 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,611 See, that's the kind of passion I didn't think I had. 239 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,121 But then I realized I'm passionate about you. 240 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,801 Oh. My cute little tushy strikes again. 241 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,767 I'm serious. I've always had these plans. I was gonna be in movies... 242 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,691 ...and live this glamorous life, and anything less than that... 243 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,566 - ...wasn't worth getting excited about. - Those things can still happen. 244 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:49,162 Obviously, it's gonna happen. A psychic at a bachelorette party told me. 245 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:54,329 Anyway, what I meant was I shouldn't wait, you know? 246 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,683 I've got you, I've got Sheldon... 247 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,723 ...and all these wonderful friends. 248 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,922 My life is exciting right now. 249 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,881 - That's a big deal. - It is, isn't it? 250 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,167 (CHUCKLES) 251 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,643 So does that mean we get to do stuff like talk about cool shows... 252 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:17,010 ...or get dressed up in matching costumes and go to Comic-Con? 253 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,160 Leonard, I had an epiphany, not a stroke. 254 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,403 Amy, I must say, I was skeptical at first... 255 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,444 ...but this has truly been a transformative evening. 256 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,166 I'm a little surprised to hear you feeling so positive. 257 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,610 Well, you're an excellent neuroscientist, you're a wonderful girlfriend... 258 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,370 ...and... 259 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,245 - And? - Doesn't matter, does it? 260 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,329 I'm proud of you, Sheldon. 261 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,522 And a complete sucker. 262 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,731 Oh, yeah. 263 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,922 ("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING ON BOX) 264 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,245 There he is. 265 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,369 ("POP GOES THE WEASEL" FINISHES PLAYING ON BOX) 266 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:20,683 (SINGING) And the home of the brave 267 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,527 Don't stop. Yes, keep going. 268 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,121 Just like that. Almost there. Almost there. 269 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,482 (MOANS) 270 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,522 Sheldon, you big weirdo. I want you to know I love that you're in my life. 271 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,922 I love you too. 272 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,524 Hello, is this the Bruce Miller who wrote the season finale of Alphas? 273 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,365 Oh, smashing. You already sound nicer than the last Bruce Miller... 274 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:05,202 ...who suggested I have sexual relations with myself. Now, down to business. 275 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,243 Your show ended on a cliffhanger. 276 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,529 Could you please tell me how you planned to resolve it? 277 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,370 Uh-huh. 278 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,925 Mm-hm. 279 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,523 I see. 280 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,850 Well, that all stinks. No wonder you got canceled. Bye. 281 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,370 Ah.